Cool nomination for a director. Nominations and nominees

Awards in comic categories, as a rule, are a cheerful end to the official part entertainment program. It relieves the tension and brings a festive mood to the event.

In every team you can always single out the person who is late, or who amuses everyone, or who dances well, or who is the most erudite, etc. This will be your clue in the nominations. Try not to repeat nominations.

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Ideas for funny nominations for awards.

Award options

• medals
• certificates, diplomas
• Oscar type figurines
• funny ID cards
• T-shirts with unique inscriptions
• mugs

All this can be ordered at special places, and if there are craftsmen, then do it yourself.

More ideas:

• You can purchase children's dolls from the Barbie and Ken series and decorate them with ribbons with appropriate inscriptions (original, beautiful, and many will definitely keep such a souvenir as a keepsake).
• Option with photographs: make funny photo collages of each graduate (process them in Photoshop and put appropriate inscriptions on them, for example: “Miss Charm”, “Mr. Intelligence”). Then you buy interesting paper holders and attach ready-made photographs to them - the souvenir is ready! Such a souvenir will also fit perfectly into any apartment and will remain as a keepsake.
• The easiest and most economical option is to make a wall newspaper with photographs of graduates and under each photograph of the graduate write in which category he is the winner. You can also come up with funny epigrams or wish poems.

Nomination options for awards

Nominations for awards may reflect the personality traits of the recipient, his business qualities or rely on some single, but all famous case. You can also use a person’s favorite phrases, his habits, outstanding external characteristics, gastronomic preferences and hobbies for nominations.

It is very important that the nominations please both the audience and the recipient himself. You should not make fun of people with sick pride or without a sense of humor. Jokes can only be used in relation to a person who is able to laugh at himself without irritation or other negative feelings, and you must be 100% sure that this person will not be offended.

Remember, your main task when drawing up nominations is not to spoil anyone’s holiday mood!

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They are an integral part of the working life of any team. They are timed to official holidays and celebrations dedicated to significant dates companies. During such events, bonuses are given to members of the work team. employees can be selected depending on the personal qualities of the workers and in accordance with the theme of the holiday. They can be in the form of titles (any noun, adjective, participle, verb; name famous hero, film character, work) or complex nominations (personal or business profile team member).

Title options

The awarding of various titles is the most common form of any award. An honorary title can be chosen in connection with the type of activity or character traits of the employee. Choosing a nomination in accordance with the employee’s profession is the most simple option. Adding the prefix "Mr" or "Miss" to any noun or adjective is also one of the most common forms of title. For example, nominations for awarding office employees could be as follows:

• "Mr. Brain." This is the title most often awarded to the head of the company. It simply cannot be any other way, because in any organization the director is the most intelligent, talented and valuable employee! And it is not discussed! Well, if the manager is a woman, then it is better to use the nomination: “Miss Heart of the Company.”
• "Mr. Magic Wand", "Miss Shadow", "Mr. Pulse", "Miss Echo". Such titles can be awarded to the deputy chief executive, depending on the tactics of his work.
• “Mr. Comp” - this title can be worn by an employee who maintains computer equipment or a system administrator. If there are several such employees, then you can additionally use the prefixes: “super” or “mega,” thus indicating the level of professionalism of the employee.
• "Miss Office Mood." This title is suitable for an office manager, since the boss’s mood very often depends on it. It is he who meets him in the morning, prepares coffee, brings documents and invites visitors. And not only the mood of the manager, but also the psychological climate of the office depends on the level of his professionalism.

• "Mr. Bullet." This title can be awarded to a courier, hinting at the speed with which he must work. In addition, the information it carries can “kill” morally, but this happens extremely rarely. Or very often, it all depends on the company.
• "Miss Clean" or "Mr. Order". All cleaners are required to wear such titles. If you add adjectives such as “ideal”, “impeccable”, etc., the title will become more resonant.
• "Mr. Stop." This title is awarded to the security guard who controls access to the office.

Difficult nominations

For more detailed characteristics people working in one company can be defined in complex ways that reflect the degree of their intellectual or business investment in the work of the company. For example, nominations for awards could be as follows:

• "Reliable Piggy Bank". This title must be awarded to a team member who has a minimum amount of financial losses during his work.
• "Charming Magnet." This is how they characterize an employee who knows how to find mutual language with clients.
• "Best Innovation" In any team there is an employee who has achieved certain success through self-education. This usually applies to computer enthusiasts.
• "People's Conscience". This nomination can be awarded to a collector who, using legal methods and personal charm, restores justice.
• "Honored Triumph" This honorary title must be given to a crisis manager who managed to prevent the bankruptcy of a company.

Fun nominations for rewarding employees

Rewards for company or office employees can take the form of honoring famous cartoon characters. This type of cinema, domestic and foreign, is so large that it will easily allow you to find the appropriate image for each employee of the company. Funny nominations for rewarding employees - a wonderful opportunity to create a festive and relaxed atmosphere at any corporate event.

• "Turtle Tortilla" Such a title can be awarded to an employee who has been working in the company for a very long time and is its honorary member. The certificate certifying this nomination must be issued in the theme of this cartoon and depicted on it famous character(this recommendation also applies to other heroes).
• "Wise Owl". This title should be given to the smartest employee. Typically these are deputy directors.

• “Ilya Muromets”, “Alyosha Popovich” and “Dobrynya Nikitich”. Such titles must be awarded to security guards of a company or office.
• "Harry Potter". In every team there is a person who can get anything. And this is the head of the economic department.

Preparing for the ceremony

To organize such an important event, it is necessary to carry out high-quality preparation. It includes several stages:

1. Organizational. It creates a team that will plan the event. It includes young and creative team members. At this stage, it is necessary to select those responsible for various elements of the event: script, room design, development of certificates and letters of thanks, purchasing memorable prizes, etc.
2. Preparatory. During this period, there is active preparation for the holiday, during which necessary calculations by spending financial resources, a script is written, rehearsals are held and accessories are purchased.
3. Productive. At the appointed time, the planned celebration is held, during which the responsible persons realize their creative plans.
4. Analytical. After the event creative group you need to get together and discuss the effectiveness of your work. Such a meeting will help identify strengths and weak sides of the celebration and take them into account in the future.

Forms of conducting

Depending on the theme of the event, the ceremony honoring employees can be held in various forms:

• Official. The most common form, requiring minimal preparation. It is enough to gather all employees in the assembly hall and present certificates and awards. The main thing is that the ceremony is conducted by an administrative worker, preferably the director of the company himself.
• Creative. This form is better suited when there are creative nominations to reward employees, such as honoring cartoon characters. Here it would be appropriate to use colorful illustrations and posters for famous masterpieces cinematic art and bright costumes of the presenters.

Decor

The room where the celebration will take place, in which nominations for employee awards are given, must be colorfully decorated: place banners with the theme of the event, install multimedia equipment on which to show a video or presentation about the company. If possible, arrange for nominees to be able to celebrate their titles.

When holding events dedicated to significant dates for the company, nominations for rewarding employees must include special ones for retirees, who for a long time worked in the company. This will serve as positive motivation for current team members.

Conclusion

In any organization to create a favorable psychological climate necessary individual approach to every employee. An event that includes nominations for rewarding employees will help. After all, every person wants his work to be noticed and appreciated.

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Nominations and nominees.

Comic nominations always meet with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not jokes)))!

Here I described how to quickly and easily make the medal itself. But a medal can be awarded not only for opening champagne well, but for almost anything, just set a goal. Although the nominations are comic, their announcement so enlivens the atmosphere and concentrates the attention of the entire company that the entire holiday can be built on only one nomination of competitions that were not even held.

Even the presentation of real awards is not always such a success.

To whom do we give it and for what reason?

- at a birthday or other holiday of one person (entry to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the publication of the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) are awarded only to this person, the hero of the occasion;

- at a celebration of several people (a team’s victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.) we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);

- February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men, without exception (check a hundred times that you haven’t forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (they will also be useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make one shape and size, but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting Everyone will be waiting, but what has been invented for them?

What are we writing?

Comic nominations for competitions and texts on medals.

By family connections:

- The most best mom(daughter, grandmother, aunt)

— The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

— Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

— The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

— My favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)

— The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)

(This doesn’t have to be literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: if you cut your neighbor’s hair, you’re already the best stylist, you managed to run to the bus, well, you’re a cool athlete)

By position:

— The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

- The most ungreedy chief accountant

— The most flexible executive employee

— The most economic caretaker

Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word “most” - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By action:

- I’m the best... handed the neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blew smoke rings, made reports)

— I’m the fastest... I can paint my lips (I find a mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), count without a calculator)

The same, but for kids:

- I was the fastest... to eat the porridge (fell asleep during the day)

- I’m the best... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren I can’t figure it out yet: my daughter is a student, my nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understand the idea, you can come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:

— Miss curly curls

— Miss most beautiful bows

— Our protection and support

— Our secret keeper

- The smartest (decisive, brave, indomitable, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

- The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)

By hobbies and cute features:

— World-famous newspaper reading star

— World-class maestro of playing on nerves

— Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover)

— Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))

— Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)

— Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate)

— Young Michurinets (for summer residents of any age)

— Bill Gates' student (to someone who is good at - or thinks he is good at - the computer programs)

— Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. That would be me by default))

— Almost Hitchcock (for a horror movie fan)

— The Snow Queen(to the prickly lady)

— The Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

— Winner of the nomination “The Lady Checked in Luggage” (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for the lover of a bunch of bags, packages, string bags))

— Winner of the nomination “Someone came down from the hill” (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains or ski resorts)

— Winner of the nomination “You deceived me, you let me down” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

— Winner of the nomination “On a small raft” (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)

— Winner of the nomination “I will ride my bike for a long time” (very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cycling lovers)

— Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to…” (from Lolita’s song. For a lover of rude language of any gender)

— Winner of the nomination “Orientation – North” (from another Lolita song. A person at least somehow connected with the word “north”: lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​the Northern bus station (there was once such a thing in Donetsk , and ours was not far away student hostel), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.

- Winner of the nomination “You're drunk like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be presented, but shown and announced in advance that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, he will receive it publicly. But you hope it doesn't come to that)

For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and play each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes while the person goes to get the medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade holidays are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

Let me remind you: I described in detail how to make a medal in this article. If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: after all, you’re having an award ceremony))

Another tip: when choosing texts and competition nominations for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space. And we need it to hook people here on earth))

With best wishes to bright nominations and nominees,

A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!

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My friend was graduating; he was graduating to become a lawyer! And I decided to please him with this original, humorous diploma from a cunning lawyer.

I bought it at the Bukvoed store for 105 rubles. The size of the diploma is 11x16 cm. Smaller in size than a real diploma. But it is convenient and compact. The main thing is that this is not just a diploma, a diploma with honors, it says “Awarded with honors,” so even if you didn’t study well at the university, at least here you can be an excellent student, and therefore a positive mood for your friend is guaranteed 100%.

This diploma has special lines where you can enter the name of the person to whom you want to solemnly present this diploma, and you can also independently rate your friend for comic subjects, such as: “For cunning and resourcefulness,” “For the ability to forget about money and prestige.” , and act according to conscience”, “For kindness and cheerfulness” and other similar nominations.

So I recommend such original and interesting souvenirs to everyone!

Nominations for comic awards at corporate events

The award ceremony, as a rule, fits into some theme of the corporate event, being a cheerful and positive conclusion to the official part of the entertainment program.

I looked on the Internet about humanity’s experience in the matter of comic nominations for awards at corporate events and realized that everything was somehow disjointed and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for you and me to take advantage of these achievements.

I’ll try to correct and somehow title the main directions of cheerful employee encouragement.

For a fun awards ceremony, be sure to have a photographer stand at the stage and ask each employee to pose for the camera for a couple of seconds. The pictures turn out to be memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle and the best outfit.

Accessories for nominees

It was very impressive. The glasses were left as a gift, of course. You can also use wigs, hats, funny ties, etc.

IN ready-made sets can be from 4 to 30 items, can be found on the theme of the holiday or simply “about a birthday”. The photographs always turn out spectacular, since guests behave more relaxed with their accessories. Apparently, it seems to them that they have somehow covered themselves up)).

Mister, Miss and Mrs...

Such nominations are suitable for the case when office employees simply dressed up and gathered for festive table. The scenario is simple and entertaining, and the award ceremony is a way of presenting a memorable souvenir. What can we offer here?

Mr/Miss/Mrs:
Genius, Idea Generator. Sophistication, Grace, Soul of the party, Originality, Kindness, Sociability, Wisdom, Mystery, X, Positive, Smile, Curiosity, Visionary, Dreamer.

There are also nominations Optimiss and Optimister :-). And also Miss Compromise.

You can use your favorite phrases for nominations. It will be something like this: Mister“I’m busy”, “Call me back”, “It’s Monday again!”, “I overslept…”, “The horses are dying from work”, “I’ll go have a smoke”, “There’s such a traffic jam on Leningradka...”, “It’s hard to be a god”, “War is war, lunch is on schedule.”
Miss“Oh, I broke my nail again,” “Who has a chocolate bar,” “All men are theirs...”, “All women are like women, and I am a princess.”

Comic rewarding for employees - “New professions”

These nominations mention those professions that simply cannot exist in your team, but the employees have proven themselves to be just that (don’t forget to add that this is not just a Teacher, but a Teacher of the Year):

• Chief physician (he always has advice on treating any ailment and a full box of medicines)
• Makeup artist (she puts on makeup herself and does makeup for everyone else)
• Master of the tea ceremony (brews tea solely out of great respect for this drink)
• Firefighter or Rescuer of the Year (resolved consequences in difficult situations)
• Psychotherapist (they can write articles about a programmer who gently explains to each employee individually why the database is not working)
• The best cook or buffet specialist (every team must have one - he quickly ran to the supermarket and organized a banquet at the highest level)
• Super model (yes, the most beautiful! Yes, this is her only role in the team!)
• Taster of the Year (this person tastes candy and dry goods on everyone’s tables, accurately recognizes the smell of perfume and is a keen connoisseur of office smells)
• Nail artist (looks like she does this all day)
• Political commentator (well, the same one who, since the very morning, has been outraged by the election results, the situation in Syria, the situation of illegal immigrants and the offspring of the Pugacheva and Galkin couple)
• Privy Councilor (oh... scary man...)
• Traveler of the Year (for some reason, he has vacations VERY often... Or so it seems to everyone :-))
• Mafia of the Year (awarded to a group of employees for long meetings in the ladies' room, led by Legally Blonde)

I have no doubt that, looking at your colleagues, you will come up with something else...

Hobby nominations

Here you need to use the habits, gastronomic preferences and hobbies of each employee.

You can add the word “Best...”. Or “The Most”, “Avid”, “Desperate”.

Dry Gnawer, Coffee Lover, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Goddess of Social Networks, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Product Admirer), Long Distance Runner (courier), Short Distance Runner (this is anyone with the task “take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - with or without headphones), Bird Talker (no comments...).

We use phrases from songs and films

Since last year, the nomination “Oh, God, what a man” appeared. Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, My Dear Accountant". Award the nomination “Where are your 17 years old” carefully - maximum, to 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him finish singing), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask), “A Poet’s Dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “Tsar, it’s nice meet you, king”, “I’m all so sudden”, etc. The point, I think, is clear, then we look for the names of the songs (it’s easier for me to do this in karaoke catalogs) and award them.

Smart guys and smart girls

Here we have Discovery of the Year (sometimes young people are called “Kinder Surprise”, Breakthrough of the Year and Simply Genius (the latter nomination is awarded for successfully solving 6th grade math problems for the son of the head of the department or solving crossword puzzles).

Presentation of certificates

It is difficult for me to give universal reasons for rewarding your employees comic certificates, the specifics of the office work are very important here, but the approximate direction is this:

• for successfully selecting the color of nail polish to match the office interior
• for a clear understanding of the task the third time
• for a creative approach to a printer with a paper jam
• for his very attentive attention to detail... the secretary's clothes
• for understanding from the lips the words of the coach of the Russian national football team from television reports and voicing them daily
• for the kind words she says to her computer when she boots up every morning
• for alternative coverage of traffic jams, of which special services, radio and the Internet are not aware
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on performing official duties for a long time
• for good knowledge about personal life employees
• for the ability to communicate on all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a workday
• for organizing a magnificent celebration of the “Day of Remembrance of the Transition to winter time» during lunch break
• for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - “Full Armageddon”

This is perhaps the most common type of award. Nominations are selected in accordance with Hollywood (all positions are very cleverly deciphered on this website - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):

• Main director
• Screenwriter
• Production designer
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best Sound
• Costume designer

You can find actresses for a cameo role (often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous rear workers).

The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of a comic award ceremony - a red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in the eyes.

Option 1. Cheap and effective

Now there are a lot of original cups, certificates and medals on sale, which will be delivered in one box in one day. Just choose the appropriate inscriptions.

Option 2. Personalized gifts with custom engraving

These nominations are humorous, but everyone wants to receive the most significant awards :-). Personalized gifts are, of course, best suited.

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Comic nominations for corporate events!

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I was Miss Internet, Miss Phone conversation))) I sat on the internet and chatted on the phone a lot))

music company, managers, salesmen, logisticians, engineers

Oh, I also won the Kinder Surprise category 9 years ago! We also had nominations such as “Money for a barrel” for the cashier, “Elder” - an employee who has been working for a long time.

And we (the security company) once awarded an Oscar - we took films/cartoons and people for best roles they gave out, for example, one friend who often went on night inspections was given an Oscar for Best Actor in the film “Batman”, etc.

maybe Mr. “Butt Licker” or “Owl” - in the sense of sleeping until lunch and then showing up at work or for the salesman “He Sold an Elephant” or “Women’s Logic” for logisticians. Sorry if I wrote nonsense.

So you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

The topic is related to the Railway. In honor holiday August 1 Comic competition among men

Yozhygtak you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

Car conductors, KTK control. transport. committee. SES, PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE

So you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

City administration, material department! They are engaged in writing off goods, all sorts of transfer acts, counting material assets assigned to us, and everything like that.

Oh my God, last year's topic just came up!

I held NOMINATIONS at a corporate party... everyone laughed a lot! The director especially liked it! And here is the text itself!!
“I would like to highlight some employees in the past year, but on what merit? This is what you will find out now!
______________?Thought at the speed of sound?: NAME
This is our fastest and most successful employee. You have turned to her more than once for practical advice. And, what’s most interesting, they received it!

Oh, what a woman, what a woman?? And who was the muse for writing this hit? Miss Femininity and Charm! Of course, NAME
________________Shop "Gardener".
— Do you have shovels?
- No.
- And the buckets?
- No!
- Nails?!
- No.
- A rake?!
- No.
- Why are you sitting here?!
- Because there are NO locks!
It was impossible to name the nomination _ The most laughing employee, therefore the Most cheerful employee NAME
___________ Our most? Soulful employee?. She always tries to get to the heart of the matter, understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding? her qualities! And it's all about the NAME

A mnemonic rule for determining the direction of the angular velocity vector, which characterizes the speed of rotation of a body, as well as the vector of magnetic induction B, or for determining the direction of the induced current? What is this rule? Nomination? Gimlet rule? She really loves to delve into a specific topic, for example, she can easily talk for 2 hours in a row about the vibration frequency of long-wave infrared rays. And NAME wins

This person is very attentive and will not miss anything, especially on the 8th and 23rd of the month! In the nomination?Eagle Eye? NAME wins
And finally, the hottest nominations! Winner of the Report of the Year award, “Miss Prudent” - our chief accountant NAME
____________ “Dad beat me twice today,” the son complains to his mother.
- For what?
— The first time was when I showed the report card with two marks, and the second time when he saw that it was his old report card.
But this is not about our “Apple”, he has no problems with this and he shows his report card to his mother not with grades at all, but with a sales schedule for the Promotion. In the nomination?An apple from an apple tree? awarded NAME
____________Nominated? Surprise of the year? wins?Who do you think? The most unpredictable of all those here. NAME! Thank you for the surprise, you made us very happy with your arrival!
____________ And the most important nomination? The head of everything?! Unanimously and indisputably, the NAME wins! It is known that the boss is always right; mistakes are human. NAME? a real chef!
4. On the eve of the New?.
Let love grow hot
Let the character harden,
A song is sung from the heart,
Life will become more interesting.
Don't let trouble into your home
Happy New Year!
And an afterword: If it’s already the 22nd on the calendar, but the festive mood has not yet arrived? create it yourself! For example, make pomanders? take an orange, pierce it with dried cloves (at least 10 branches). New Year's fragrance will fill your home and your mood will improve!!
HAPPY HOLIDAY!

Comic nominations for lawyers

Please help me come up with nominations for the corporate NG, I have 70 hours, everyone needs to be nominated somehow, I have 40 and my imagination has run out (I would be grateful for any ideas. There are storekeepers, IT, a technical director, 3 secretaries, a director left Training center, several managers (sales people),. Fun nominations for rewarding employees, of course, in this case everyone is awarded. Smolenskaya 2414 comic nominations for a lawyer. And an incoming call and legal advice.

Thanks for the tip :))) Similar nominations to the previous ones are boring and the same thing, only from a different angle. Newbie hunting. We have a large organization, a staff of 200 people, but as a rule, office employees “attend” corporate events (supply, administrative staff, accounting, heads of departments, dispatchers. I would like nominations not by department, but general ones (for example, last year we had 'Mr., who puts everything into perspective; 'The most active fraying of nerves is awarded.' Something like this.

One of the most successful and popular options various awards ceremony comic medals, awarding cool nominations or handing out Oscar statuettes for certain ‘achievements’. Such a presentation, if well presented and designed, can become the main gift for the holiday, which is given right at the workplace or will be an addition to standard corporate gifts to simply lift colleagues into a festive mood. At the same time, medals can be ordered from designers, made in Photoshop or bought in holiday stores, the main thing in them is not this, but how the ceremony itself is played out and how accurately the awarded ceremonies coincide with the achievements or personal qualities of the nominee. We offer a collection of seven ideas for comic nominations, orders and medals for February 23, held in different teams (thanks to the authors). Perhaps these options will form the basis of your congratulations or help you understand how best to organize it: 1.

‘Distributing Oscars’ in a small group. (for this congratulation, the nominations to colleagues (which one) must be determined in advance, and at the ceremony itself the names must be announced, the summary for each nomination solemnly read and the statuettes presented to everyone) An Oscar in the “Charming Smile” category is awarded. You are all great optimists, merry fellows and humorists. Let humor decorate your life and turn problems into jokes! It’s not for nothing that you distinguished yourself in sports, you learned to go to victory!

Let hardening help you and increase your personal success! They receive an Oscar in the Workaholics category. It is known that patience and work will grind out all complex problems! We wish you to work just as hard and achieve a lot in life! According to our ladies, the Oscar “Hero of Our Time” was deserved.

It’s probably not for nothing that you were given such a fountain of energy! Although you can’t sit still, But it will come in handy in life! It is always useful, without a doubt, to have a position and opinion! You are extraordinary in everything, so may an upswing await you in life! The 'Oscar' in the 'Crazy Hands' category is awarded to the employee who, with a magical wave of his hand, will 'clog' any office equipment at work.

You have been given ‘golden hands’, and this is a plus in any science, both in your personal life and in your work! In short, you won't be lost! “Oscar” in the “Technical Vitality” category is worthy. You and the equipment are on friendly terms with us, so let your dreams come true! It’s not for nothing that you are an example to everyone, As a businessman, as an engineer! An Oscar is awarded in the Active Volcano category. Let the spring of energy not dry up even for a moment, So that you can manage everything, So that your life can be fulfilled!

They receive an Oscar in the category “Growth to Match Your Intelligence.” Admiring, we are glad that your height matches your intelligence! So be high in soul, May a great takeoff await you! An Oscar is awarded in the Intellectual category. Your horizons help you to have a free conversation. As you know, it’s always interesting to be around people like that! This is our most intelligent employee, a polymath and an intellectual.

He is capable of solving the most complex tasks They deserved an Oscar in the “Reliable Shoulder” category. We often hear about such things, What can be done with them, even for reconnaissance! And if you yourself are a faithful friend, everyone around you is drawn to you! (

But you can make them yourself from salt dough, polymer clay or plaster. In rare cases, you can even resort to plasticine. Medals with humor Medals can also be ordered in special places, or can be made from cardboard, plaster, polymer clay, plasticine, candy foil, and salt dough. As for the very moment of presenting medals, instead of string, ribbons, bandages, even tights are perfect - it all depends on what was the reason for the award. If the nominations for a medal relate to the fact that the employee provides assistance to fellow employees with pleasure and quickly, the medal can be named “Best Ambulance Worker” and hung on a bandage.

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• for the kind words she says to her computer when she boots up every morning
• for alternative coverage of traffic jams, of which special services, radio and the Internet are not aware
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on performing official duties for a long time
• for good knowledge of the personal lives of employees
• for the ability to communicate on all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a workday
• for organizing a magnificent celebration of “Daylight Saving Time Remembrance Day” at lunchtime
• for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - “Full Armageddon”

Oscar This is perhaps the most common type of award.

Nominations for employee awards

It is then that the atmosphere especially calls for congratulations and the presentation of prizes. Let's look at a few original options nominations for employees:

1. February 23. On this day, all male colleagues at work expect congratulations.
   The lovely ladies can only organize a small party after working day, where to win nominations and awards. “Our shooter has ripened everywhere” is suitable for rewarding a person who does not go into his pocket for a word, and the option “The best cover fighter” is suitable for a colleague who perfectly performs his functions of negotiations with competitors. Men will be pleased if each of them receives such nominations.
2. March 8. It is fashionable to associate this holiday with a fabulous incident, and since men are not always inventive, the nominations can be taken straight from children's cartoons.

Texts of certificates and names of comic nominations for graduation in elementary school

Comic nominations and medals for colleagues on February 23.

THE MOST STYLISH For the stunningness of a wide range of damage: tattooing, fashion makeup, the willingness to amaze others with a rich collection fashionable clothes. 7. THE MOST REVENTIVE For the ability to find a way out of the most hopeless situation, inexhaustible optimism and cheerfulness, impeccable devotion and reliability. 8. THE MOST RESPONSIVE FOR sensitivity, kindness and generosity of soul, knowledge of everything about everything, care and support.
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THE WISE FOR the willingness to always come to the rescue and give the right advice, for professionalism and golden hands. 10. THE MOST BRUTAL For leading healthy image life (doesn't drink or smoke... almost), regular visits to the gym, compliance with high quality standards according to the ISO system. 11. THE BEST BOSS He is both talented and smart, brilliant, gifted, fair, a little strict, but will solve everything on time.

Comic and funny nominations for rewarding employees at corporate events

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Person of the Year: nominations for congratulations AWARD ALL GUESTS TO HAVE A FUN EVENING!!! The title is solemnly awarded to: 1. THE MOST FUN For a smile - simply delightful, for amazing gaiety, for the positivity that charges everyone, for the delightful and most ringing laughter. 2. THE MOST CHARISMATIC For amazing charm and amazing charisma, for the ability to be an excellent leader, the ability to unite a team and lead it through thick and thin.

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THE MOST ELOQUETIVE For the ability to be a brilliant and sophisticated interlocutor, for effectiveness, originality and inimitability. 4. THE WITTIEST For wonderful feeling humor, for amazing jokes and delightful witticisms, for the ability to playfully lift the spirits of everyone around. 5. MOST TALENTED For the ability to surprise the team, for unexpected decisions and versatile abilities, for progressiveness, efficiency, effectiveness.

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TO THE BEST STUDENT With inspiration, perseverance and diligence, you strive for new knowledge with pleasure! You want everything in the world to make your team proud of you. 32. MISS LONG LEGS Your legs are simply a miracle: both beautiful and slender! This is joy, this is pride, this is the heritage of the country! Long, chic and beautiful - how can you not love these legs! Let me congratulate you on them and hand you a certificate. 33. MISTER BULK For gorgeous, strong biceps, for excellent, powerful triceps, for sculpted, defined abs - just a miracle of miracles! For your beautiful figure, for your muscles, we present you with a certificate and reward you with admiration.

34. A REAL MACHO AND HEART CONQUERER Groza women's hearts, ideal man! We award you the title of idol! You know how to look after beautifully and you conquer the ladies with a playful smile! You are an example of excellent manners, a worthy example for all men. 35.

Comic nominations for awards. certificates of honor for men and women.

You should not make fun of people with sick pride or without a sense of humor. Jokes can only be used in relation to a person who is able to laugh at himself without irritation or other negative feelings, and you must be 100% sure that this person will not be offended. Remember, your main task when drawing up nominations is not to spoil anyone’s holiday mood! “Male and female nominations” - a ready-made original set of certificates of honor for comic awards. It includes two sets (you can purchase the one you need separately): 1. Men's nominations (more details) 2. Women's nominations (more details) Attention! The kit is offered in electronic form - you will need to print it yourself (sheet format when printing A4). Set format: “Male nominations” - 90 certificates of honor, A4 format - 90 pages, list of nominations - 3 pages.

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Pose, turn, sly look - you will be cooler than every top model! Oh, what a profile and full face! From any angle - just class! You are amazingly photogenic and look amazing in every photo! We present our diploma to the little star who is loved by the camera in admiration. Be always as beautiful and always in in a great mood! 25. THE MOST ACTIVE RESIDENT For the activity that you show in everything, for the ideas - you captivate everyone with them! And because you lead us with you - it’s interesting for all your friends to always be with you! We congratulate you on this title and wish you wonderful days! 26. THE BEST BOSS Solemnly awarded the well-deserved title... For organizational talent and unsurpassed leadership skills, for professionalism and perseverance in achieving goals, for the willingness to move forward and only forward, for sincere concern for the success of the team. 27.

Name of nominations for rewarding employees

Then you buy interesting paper holders and attach ready-made photographs to them - the souvenir is ready! Such a souvenir will also fit perfectly into any apartment and will remain as a keepsake.

• The easiest and most economical option is to make a wall newspaper with photographs of graduates and under each photograph of the graduate write in which category he is the winner. You can also come up with funny epigrams or wish poems.

Options for nominations for awards Nominations for awards can reflect the personal traits of the recipient, his business qualities, or be based on some isolated but well-known case. You can also use a person’s favorite phrases, his habits, outstanding external characteristics, gastronomic preferences and hobbies for nominations. It is very important that the nominations please both the audience and the recipient himself.

Therefore, it is better not to make a candidate a person who has trouble with humor. For example, if your boss has no prejudices, you can award him this bonus. At the same time, the presentation of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will bring the arrogant ones back to earth, he will bring sense to the dull, he will set the heads of departments on the right path, etc.” As a reward, he can be given a statuette reminiscent of an Oscar award. “King of Social Networks” Such nominations for corporate events are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. “Speaking” names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination “King of Social Networks” may be a subtle hint at some employees who are only imitating a stormy labor activity, and they themselves just “sit” on VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.

Comic nominations for corporate honoring.

The award ceremony, as a rule, fits into some theme of the corporate event, being a cheerful and positive conclusion to the official part of the entertainment program. I looked on the Internet about humanity’s experience in the matter of comic nominations for awards at corporate events and realized that everything was somehow disjointed and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for you and me to take advantage of these achievements.

I’ll try to correct and somehow title the main directions of cheerful employee encouragement. More... For a fun awards show, don't forget to have a photographer at the stage and ask each employee to pose for the camera for a couple of seconds. The pictures turn out to be memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle and the best outfit.

Accessories for nominees One day we set up a table with carnival glasses next to the stage and managed to give out an accessory to everyone who went up to collect their award. It was very impressive.

Comic nominations for employees for corporate events in poetry and prose

If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make humorous nominations for rewarding employees in such a way as not to offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who he is. we're talking about. “The biggest partisan of the month” In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with pincers. They are usually laconic, but in most cases they are hardworking. Almost all representatives of the “silent people” behave like hermits.

They hardly communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to noisy company. Comic nominations for rewarding employees: “Genius of the Year” All employees who have distinguished themselves in the workplace can take part in this category.

Madame life

Today it is not difficult to find many ready-made souvenirs with funny inscriptions that can become the basis of a nomination. In this case, of course, you don’t have to come up with them yourself - just give your employees a T-shirt, mug, magnet or notepad. The same applies to printing products. You can find certificates where it will already be written “Simply to the Goddess”, “Master “Golden Hands”, “Bright Head”, and even “Certificate given... that he is Simply Talent”.

One of the members of the Queen group Roger Taylor once remarked that in our world nothing goes without a reward - especially if a person tries. The reward for the manager for a properly thought-out festive corporate evening will be an increase in the efficiency and loyalty of employees, as well as an increase in the image and level of the enterprise itself.

Comic and funny nominations for rewarding employees at corporate events

For example, reward a middle manager who solved a 5th grade problem for the child of a chief engineer; for quickly and effectively finding a solution when working with a printer that has jammed paper and so on. “IT maniac of the month” This nomination is open to all employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies. They are usually said to be “gadget freaks.” Let us remind you that all nominations for corporate events are comic.
Jokes should not be confused with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or subject to ridicule or snide remarks. Therefore, be very careful when selecting names for nominations.
Use tools such as medals and certificates with humorous content. In addition, all participants and winners can be called onto the stage, taking funny photos with them.

Awards at a corporate party - comic nominations and more...

Here's an idea: ask your employees to bring their own to the table. favorite dish. You could even hold a competition best recipe your office, and reward the winner.

• To stimulate the spirit of competition, you can announce a photography competition in advance. An employee who will do the best funny photo from office life on the phone, will also be awarded at the party in the “Best Paparazzi” category.
• You need to worry in advance about prizes, awards, funny certificates and nominations for employees and participants of your corporate event.
• To have fun, organize interactive games, solve charades or organize a tournament.

Comic nominations for men. comic nominations for corporate events

Nominations are selected in accordance with Hollywood (all positions are very cleverly deciphered on this website - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):

• Main director
• Screenwriter
• Production designer
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best Sound
• Costume designer

You can find actresses for a cameo role (often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous rear workers). The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of a comic award ceremony - a red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in the eyes. Awards Option 1. Cheap and impressive Now there are a lot of original cups, certificates and medals on sale, which will be delivered in one box in one day.

• funny;
• such that you want to hang it on the wall (or above the desktop);
• related to the specifics of the work of an office or enterprise;
• unique (take the time to come up with words that will set each employee apart from the rest).

In addition to diplomas, you can present diplomas and certificates and even certificates; it all depends only on your imagination and the format of the award ceremony. If you won’t surprise anyone by presenting certificates, then presenting various certificates, permits and permits may surprise employees, especially when you present to one or another employee such certificates as “City Mayor”, “Killer” or permission to “Fly into space while intoxicated” " and so on.

Nominations for corporate events, comic in prose

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• for the kind words she says to her computer when she boots up every morning
• for alternative coverage of traffic jams, of which special services, radio and the Internet are not aware
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on performing official duties for a long time
• for good knowledge of the personal lives of employees
• for the ability to communicate on all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a workday
• for organizing a magnificent celebration of “Daylight Saving Time Remembrance Day” at lunchtime
• for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - “Full Armageddon”

Oscar This is perhaps the most common type of award.

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For example, “Elena the Beautiful” is a title for the most attractive lady in the office, and the option “Marya the Artisan” is suitable for a woman who loves to make gifts with her own hands. Women should be rewarded with champagne and a delicious cake.

• Professional holidays. If the company consists of builders, and the day before this holiday is celebrated, you can play with the names of the awards.

You can add the word “Best...”. Or “The Most”, “Avid”, “Desperate”. Dry Gnawer, Coffee Lover, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Goddess of Social Networks, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Product Admirer), Long Distance Runner (courier), Short Distance Runner (this is anyone with the task “take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - with or without headphones), Bird Talker (no comments...). We use phrases from songs and films Since last year, the nomination “Oh, God, what a man” appeared.

Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, My Dear Accountant". Award the nomination “Where are your 17 years old” carefully - maximum, to 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him finish singing), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask), “A Poet’s Dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “Tsar, it’s nice meet you, king”, “I’m all so sudden”, etc.