Awarding humorous nominations. Comic nominations for the holidays

We hope that our comic nominations for March 8 will be suitable for congratulating and entertaining your female colleagues for festive table. We wish you to have fun and laugh heartily! After all, all nominations contain jokes!

1. Nomination: “Mother Teresa”

The winner in this nomination should be a woman who always feels sorry for everyone, who comes to the aid of everyone in difficult times, a kind of “vest” in which you can cry, talk about your troubles and failures. She will understand everything, sympathize, give practical advice, calm you down, wipe your sniffles and set you up for a positive attitude. You are very lucky if you have Mother Teresa in your team, whom you can trust and throw out your emotions.

2. Nomination: “Mother of many children”

The winner in this category among female colleagues can be considered the one with the largest number of children. By the way, children can be not only her own children, but also adopted ones, as well as own husband, a cat and a dog, guarded relatives and other “children” whom she surrounds with care and love, except that she doesn’t give a tit in her mouth)

3. Nomination: “Queen of Seduction”

Well, will this bitch pass by at least one single man? In general, what difference does it make whether he is single or married? She's not interested at all. And if he loves the one and only, his wife, doesn’t that turn her on and spur her on to heroic deeds? This is where the hunt for a male begins, no, not for the sake of high feelings, only for the sake of fun and confirmation of one’s own superiority. She sometimes tries to seduce even the husbands of her female colleagues, out of boredom. What a bitch! Serves you right, keep the nomination!

4. Nomination: “Golden Hands”

Oh, this crazy needlewoman! She is always sewing, embroidering and knitting something, and then bringing it to work or showing off her new creations on VKontakte. You can always find it in the line of a hardware and fabric store, standing behind beads or lace. She always dreams about something and lights up with ideas in Burda's latest magazine! By the way, she cooks food just as excellently as she does crafts. By the way, she also has minor sins. She often forgets to wash the dishes or wash her husband’s shirt when she is immersed in creative process. But let’s not remind her of this on March 8, what if she gets offended?

5. Nomination: “Beauty Queen”

The Queen of Beauty, unlike the Queen of Seduction, has no goal of seducing or attracting anyone. This lady is simply overly passionate about her own beauty and improves herself day after day. No matter what she has tried, manicures and pedicures are routine procedures for her. Eyebrow tattooing, eyelash, hair, teeth(?) extensions, removal of excess body hair, the eternal grueling struggle with excess weight, visits to beauty salons and fitness clubs, fashionable new diets, health cocktails, highlighting, lamination, haircuts in the bikini area and etc., etc.... allow her to win the nomination for Beauty Queen! It's fun when you have girls like that in your team!

6. Nomination: “Cinderella” or “Housewife”

In part, this colleague can compete with the girl from the “Golden Hands” nomination, but her difference is that, like an electric broom, she manages everything and everywhere. And cook, and sew, and tidy, and wash... He does everything with good mood, passion, excitement! In addition, he keeps a garden, knows how to be at work at the same time, kindergarten and the store. The boss often loses track of her because she has too much to do! And work is far from her strong point. But on March 8, we will forgive her for this... After all, we have an understanding attitude towards such women, who, even without us, will always have people who are ready to sit on their wide and strong female neck and go, snacking on homemade pies and drinking beer, to Soccer game on TV, grumbling, when will the dumplings be cooked?...

7. Nomination: “Commander in a Skirt”

Behind her eyes, she is called “woman-horse”, or “commander in a skirt”. She is always demanding of others, and sometimes of herself. As a rule, this nomination can be taken by your female boss or another colleague. Her main feature is one’s own hard work, a crazy passion for work, sticking one’s nose into things that aren’t one’s own, the desire to advise, teach, and reprimand everyone for their “messies.” A commander in a skirt will put any man under his belt, teach him how to repair an outlet or clean a sewer pipe; do not expect mercy from her if you forgot to congratulate him on his birthday or invite him to your holiday. She will find a way respond in kind, but it will make it three times more painful. So, the nomination “Commander in a Skirt” goes to the most severe woman in the team.

8. Nomination: “Artist”

Is someone singing again in the morning, or laughing throughout the entire corridor? Running around all floors in stiletto heels, leaving a charming smell of expensive perfume, twirling her butt in every department, showing off a new dress? She never misses a single holiday or a competition, she never sits on the sidelines, dances or sings karaoke, is always the center of attention, bursts into laughter and attracts men with her courage? Of course, this is her, our artist, winner in the nomination of the same name, Miss Star, and Miss Marilyn Monroe!

9. Nomination: “Sportswoman”

A girl, a beauty, a former Komsomol member, always an athlete! Who will participate in the next race, defending the honor of the company - of course she! Who will throw the cannonball the furthest? She! Whoever scores 10 goals with one left is also her. Don’t you dare offend her, men, this girl will not tolerate humiliation. Once! Two! And you are already walking sourly to work with a black eye...

10. Nomination: “Mi-mi-mi”

The girl is a cutie, a baby girl, a fragile and gentle creature who goes to work either out of boredom or on the instructions of her mother. And why should this little one work? When is there a husband providing for her? I would go for a walk in boutiques with my dwarf dog, and look for new trinkets... But our March 8 cutie deserves her nomination for her kind and flexible character, it’s a pleasure to work with her, although everything has to be explained 1000 times... An infantile child, what can we take from her? ...

We hope that our 10 comic nominations made the fair half of your team smile!

Awards in comic categories, as a rule, are a cheerful end to the official part entertainment program. It relieves the tension and brings a festive mood to the event.

In every team you can always single out the person who is late, or who amuses everyone, or who dances well, or who is the most erudite, etc. This will be your clue in the nominations. Try not to repeat nominations.

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Ideas for funny nominations for awards.

Award options

• medals
• certificates, diplomas
• Oscar type figurines
• funny ID cards
• T-shirts with unique inscriptions
• mugs

All this can be ordered at special places, and if there are craftsmen, then do it yourself.

More ideas:

• You can purchase children's dolls from the Barbie and Ken series and decorate them with ribbons with appropriate inscriptions (original, beautiful, and many will definitely keep such a souvenir as a keepsake).
• Option with photographs: make funny photo collages of each graduate (process them in Photoshop and make appropriate inscriptions on them, for example: “Miss Charm”, “Mr. Intelligence”). Then you buy interesting paper holders and attach ready-made photographs to them - the souvenir is ready! Such a souvenir will also fit perfectly into any apartment and will remain as a keepsake.
• The easiest and most economical option is to make a wall newspaper with photographs of graduates and under each photograph of the graduate write in which category he is the winner. You can also come up with funny epigrams or wish poems.

Nomination options for awards

Nominations for awards may reflect the personality traits of the recipient, his business qualities or rely on some single, but all famous case. You can also use a person’s favorite phrases, habits, outstanding appearance, gastronomic preferences and hobbies for nominations.

It is very important that the nominations please both the audience and the recipient himself. You should not make fun of people with sick pride or without a sense of humor. Jokes can only be used in relation to a person who is able to laugh at himself without irritation or other negative feelings, and you must be 100% sure that this person will not be offended.

Remember, your main task when drawing up nominations is not to spoil anyone’s holiday mood!

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Any corporate event is always an excellent occasion to gather in one place with your entire work team. And, of course, in order for the evening to be a success, it’s best to come up with fun competitions with incentive prizes and comic nominations. As a rule, nomination names are directly related to the theme of the event, for example, February 23. We will tell you in this article what nomination names to come up with for men.

What determine the names of the nominations?

As we have already said, the names of the comic nominations directly depend on the theme of the party. Also, the names of the awards may be influenced by the gender of the nominees nominated for the award. In our case, we agreed that all names would be compiled for men. So, what funny nominations can you come up with for a corporate party?

"Most late employee of the year"

This nomination, as the name suggests, should go to the employee who is constantly late for work. As a rule, such people constantly come up with new excuses for their unpunctuality. However, in order not to offend the nominee, such an award can be presented using the following verses:

The alarm clock will ring in the morning,

Get up, get up! It is time!

But he just can't get up

He really wants to sleep.

He's in no hurry to go to work

He basks and sleeps for a long time.

As soon as he sees that he overslept,

He runs to the taxi, but is late again.

Well, who doesn’t it happen to?

He deservedly receives his reward!

Such humorous nominations in verse will help to lift the mood and tell the employee in a playful manner that he is doing something wrong. As a reward for the nominee, in addition to a certificate, you can get a beautiful medal with the image of a sleeping person. You can also give him a large alarm clock.

"The sickest employee of the year"

An employee of an organization who is regularly sick and is on sick leave for any reason can win this nomination. In this case we're talking about not about those employees who have chronic diseases or real health problems that certainly shouldn’t be laughed at. Nominees nominated for this award are often described as “imaginary patients” or that they “suffer from the inflammation of cunning.”

He wakes up in the morning, that's the problem.

He had a headache!

Either your stomach or your back will hurt,

Either a sore throat, or the flu, or colitis.

He won't go to work

He will name a hundred reasons.

He'll call you at work

He coughs and wheezes into the phone.

And so every day he suffers,

For this he receives an award.

As a reward in this category for employees - comic prizes in the form of a large first aid kit with a red cross.

"The most thrifty employee of the company"

For example, a chief accountant can be nominated for this award. Such a person, as a rule, resolves many financial issues of the organization. He always knows where and in what amount certain funds are spent, and also has information regarding saving money. The nominee can be awarded with a large medal with the image of a chest with gold coins or a hand with a fan of green banknotes clutched in its fingers. You can also give him a calculator or an old wooden abacus (the second option is preferable - in order to save money).

Such humorous nominations will make your employee stand out from the team and will be an additional motivation for everyone else.

"The most important ladies' protector"

This nomination is ideal for men who like to be in the center women's team. As a rule, they are not deprived of the attention of the fair sex; they always know how and what to say to any lady. Such a colleague can be presented with a medal with the image of a pumped-up athlete or sports attributes, for example, sports dumbbells.

"Master of the Tea Ceremony"

It is interesting to include such things in comic nominations for awards: interesting titles, as “Master of the Tea Ceremony.” A candidate for this nomination could be the employee who was often spotted with a mug of tea. At the same time, he could be seen with this drink not only at lunchtime, but also at work time. Such people, as a rule, are simply “playing for time.” During and after tea drinking, they can go for a smoke break and accompany the consumption of this drink with conversations with colleagues, etc.

You can come up with similar nominations on the same topic, for example in the rubric: “for record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for record frequency of visits to the smoking room”, and so on. In a word, come up with nominations for employees that are humorous and at the same time highlighting individual characteristics each of the employees nominated for the award.

"Talker Bird"

An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk regardless of whether they are on their lunch break or doing something during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be given a megaphone or a poster in the “silence is golden” style.

"Chief psychotherapist of the company"

To select candidates suitable for this name awards must be approached very carefully. Comic nominations should be uplifting, not upsetting. Therefore, it is better not to make a candidate a person who has trouble with humor.

For example, if your boss has no prejudices, you can award him this bonus. At the same time, the presentation of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will bring the arrogant ones back to earth, bring some sense to the dull, guide the heads of departments to the right path, etc.” As a reward, he can be given a statuette reminiscent of an Oscar award.

"King of Social Media"

Such nominations for corporate events are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. “Speaking” names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination “King of Social Networks” may be a subtle hint at some employees who only imitate hectic work activity, while they themselves only “sit” on VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.

"The most important fashion critic"

Some humorous nominations for men need clarification. For example, “The Most Important Fashion Critic” is awarded to those male representatives who carefully monitor what clothes the secretary and other work colleagues wear. Moreover, in reality they may not be at all in the fashion trend, but they will happily discuss the length of the skirt, the depth of the neckline and the width of the slit.

"The best expert on privacy"

There is such a person in every company. As a rule, he is always aware of personal life all employees. He knows who lives with whom, who he meets with, who he quarrels with, who his wife left and for what reason, who is cheating on her husband, and the like. If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make humorous nominations for rewarding employees in such a way as not to offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about.

"Biggest Partisan of the Month"

In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with pincers. They are usually laconic, but in most cases they are hardworking. Almost all representatives of the “silent people” behave like hermits. They hardly communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to noisy company.

Comic nominations for rewarding employees: “Genius of the Year”

This category is open to all employees who have distinguished themselves in some way in the workplace. For example, reward a middle manager who solved a 5th grade problem for the child of a chief engineer; for quickly and effectively finding a solution when working with a printer that has jammed paper and so on.

"IT maniac of the month"

This nomination is open to all employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies. They are usually said to be “gadget nuts.”

Let us remind you that all nominations for corporate events are comic. Jokes should not be confused with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or subject to ridicule or snide remarks. Therefore, be very careful when selecting names for nominations.

Use tools such as medals and certificates with humorous content. In addition, all participants and winners can be called onto the stage, taking funny photos with them. Additionally, comic nominations for men can be accompanied by some funny accessories, for example, glasses with a nose and mustache, unusual hats, colored wigs, and so on.

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Comic nominations for corporate honoring.

Today it is not difficult to find many ready-made souvenirs with funny inscriptions that can become the basis of a nomination. In this case, of course, you don’t have to come up with them yourself - just give your employees a T-shirt, mug, magnet or notepad. The same applies to printing products. You can find certificates where it will already be written “Simply to the Goddess”, “Master “Golden Hands”, “Bright Head”, and even “Certificate given... that he is Simply Talent”.

Awards at a corporate party - comic nominations and more...

This will allow you to expand your team’s social circle and learn more about each other. Selection comic awards for employees We offer you several funny categories of awards for a corporate party. It is not necessary to use these exact nominations. You can easily change the names or descriptions to make the fun awards unique to your group and specific recipients. Nominations can range from “For dedicated office work” to “Best mouse tamer,” meaning a computer mouse.
The last nomination is best suited for your system administrator. Cool nominations for women: ATTENTION! Feeling lonely? Losing hope of finding love? Do you want to improve your personal life? You will find your love if you use one thing that helps Marilyn Kerro, the finalist of three seasons of the Battle of Psychics. Read more...

Comic nominations for men. comic nominations for corporate events

In addition, the information it carries can “kill” morally, but this happens extremely rarely. Or very often, it all depends on the company.

• "Miss Clean" or "Mr. Order". All cleaners are required to wear such titles. If you add adjectives such as “ideal”, “impeccable”, etc., the title will become more resonant.
• "Mr. Stop." This title is awarded to the security guard who controls access to the office.

Complex nominations For more detailed characteristics people working in one company can be defined in complex ways that reflect the degree of their intellectual or business investment in the work of the company. For example, nominations for rewarding bank employees may be as follows:

• "Reliable Piggy Bank".

Comic nominations for employees for corporate events in poetry and prose

Mister neatness - Mister good manners - Mister gallantry Further for women and men on the corresponding holidays: - The coolest macho - Our superman - Our protection and support - Our keeper of secrets - The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest ) - The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful) By hobbies and cute characteristics: - World-class star in reading newspapers - World-class maestro in playing with nerves - Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover) - Fashionable little thing (for a fashionable little thing)) - Our best florist (who likes to tinker with bouquets) - Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate) - Young Michurinsky (for summer residents of any age) - Bill Gates' student (for those who are good at it - or think it's good understands - in computer programs) - Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover.

Encore holiday

He (she) is always and everywhere late, but always and everywhere on time, although he (she) is never there! How does he (she) do it? “Thought at the Speed ​​of Sound”: This is our smartest employee or employee. You have turned to him or her more than once for practical advice. And, what’s most interesting, they always received it! “Artist of large and small stages”: Even if there are interruptions in hearing, But there is a loud voice, Good looking...
Yes, you can’t count all the advantages! If you suddenly ask what you need, He will arrange a scene for you in an instant, And you will marvel at the talent of both a colleague and... “Dear friend”: If you want, shout, If you want, whisper, If you want, be silent, like a mute. He (she) will hear joy, feel grief and, of course, share it with you! “Da Vinci Code” (Keeper of secrets and passwords): This is the most, most, most “secret” head of the company.

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If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: you’re having an award ceremony, after all)) Another tip: when choosing texts and nominations for your company competitions, immediately imagine who exactly this will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space.

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And we need it to hook people here on earth)) With wishes for bright nominations and nominees, Your Evelina Shesternenko. Very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen! aleksandr_barykin_-_buket P.S. The title of the next article is “The competition that is always with you.”

Certificate funny nominations for employees for corporate events

And today, in the official part, I want to pay tribute to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity over these 10 years! In honor of our tenth anniversary, we are presenting prizes in 10 juicy categories! Cabbage. Children are looking for this vegetable, it contains a lot of vitamin C, but we award it for that “cabbage” that was in the capable hands of our cashier... (name, surname)! Cucumber. When presenting this symbolic vegetable, I would like to remember that a cucumber consists of 90% water.
Likewise, 90% of the success of our team consists of the work of this employee. (First Name Last Name)! Continue to be a great cucumber! Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely healthy and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and unique aroma that repels all bacteria and germs. Garlic stands guard over the entire body, like our guard in the person of... (name, surname)! Pomelo. As you know, this is the fruit of an evergreen tree.
A gift from me to bicycle lovers) - Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to ...” (from a Lolita song. For a lover of rude language of any gender) - Winner of the nomination “Orientation - North” (from another Lolita song. To a person at least somehow connected with the word “north” ": lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​the Northern bus station (there was once one in Donetsk, and ours was not far away). student hostel), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example. - Winner of the nomination “You're drunk like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be presented, but shown and announced in advance that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, he will receive it publicly.
Choosing a nomination in accordance with the employee’s profession is the most simple option. Adding the prefix "Mr" or "Miss" to any noun or adjective is also one of the most common forms of title. For example, nominations for awarding office employees could be as follows:

• "Mr. Brain."

  
  This is the title most often awarded to the head of the company. It simply cannot be any other way, because in any organization the director is the most intelligent, talented and valuable employee! And it is not discussed! Well, if the manager is a woman, then it is better to use the nomination: “Miss Heart of the Company.”

• "Mr. Magic Wand", "Miss Shadow", "Mr. Pulse", "Miss Echo".

Let’s all determine together who we have “The most, the most, the most...” and tell them all this, right to their faces and in front of everyone! There is NO NEED to think and consult with each other for a long time, write those who come to mind first. Opinions will be taken into account in aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We really count on you. P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one name, but one person can be nominated several times.

“Uma Chamber”: This is the very, very ... head (of the company), This is our most intelligent employee or employee, This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual, He can handle the most decisions complex tasks! “Miss\Mr. anti-stress”: This is the calmest voice of the company, Communication with him puts you in a state of peace, you want to communicate with him (her) again and again “Keeper of traditions”: You can always find out from him or her... ..

• ...successful color scheme makeup that fits perfectly into the office interior;
• … daily familiarization of colleagues with the political events of our (and not only!) country;
• ...a gentle voice on the phone, zombifying enemies and turning them into friends of the company;
• ...the best cabbage grown on a farm on social networks during working hours;
• …excellent awareness of the personal lives of all colleagues;
• ...saving colleagues from the harmful effects of nicotine (for constantly “shooting” cigarettes in the smoking room);
• ...improving the atmosphere of the office (respectful attitude towards colors in the hall or office).

Come up with your own wording that will make employees laugh, while at the same time (in a non-offensive and humorous manner) revealing their passions, strengths, or even shortcomings (the latter is the most important because it helps people work on themselves and improve themselves).

Awards, presentation of medals, diplomas, nominations are always found at entertainment events and holidays with a bang!

Who doesn't like being celebrated among the many guests, while at the same time laughing at the rest of those present.
Nominations can be assigned at the beginning festive evening or throughout the entire holiday, as well as intrigue those present until the very end of the event and hold a nomination at the very end.
You can nominate for anything:
External differences:
- “The most red haired person” - can be awarded to someone with a pronounced red hair color
- "Mini skirt" - is given to the girl in the most short skirt, and if there are several such heroines, you can measure the length and finally determine the shortest skirt
By character traits:
- Give “Modest” to someone who spent almost the entire holiday sitting in the corner and did not participate in any competition.
For professional qualities:
- “The most thrifty” - awarded, for example, to the chief accountant
- “The Most” - let’s say you can give it to the Boss
Although there is only one copy of these people in the team, so to speak, the status (the only one) will come in handy.
Because you are a woman:
Presentation of comic nominations for women's holidays:
- "Miss Beauty Long Braid" is awarded to a girl with long hair
- “Miss Golden Hands” to a girl who does needlework.
etc.
Because you are a man:
Comic nominations for men's holidays, such as February 23:
- “Super muscles” is a man who visits the gym most often, but if there are several such people, organize an arm wrestling or push-up competition for a while,
- “The Most Stylish” is a comic nomination awarded to someone who often surprises with their appearance those around you.
In these cases, nominations are assigned to all representatives, that is, all girls are celebrated at the women's holiday, all men at the men's holiday, and it is advisable to find the most best qualities applicants.
Comic nominations for teachers , of course, in this case, all teachers are awarded; under no circumstances should you leave anyone unattended.
For belonging to a particular profession:
- "Super Doc" - chief physician

Nominations can be presented as part of the competition:

Comic nominations and their assignment remain the highlight of any holiday, be it:

For prom

Assigning humorous nominations to one person, for example:

Anniversary nominations
- "Assigning humorous anniversary nominations to guests"

New Year nominations

Anniversary nominations
- "Comic nominations of guests for men's anniversaries"

When rewarding applicants, you can note comic certificates or medals, made by yourself or using our options made with humor and care. Medals are printed on a color printer, cut out and glued according to the sample

Or ready-made certificates, for example in