How to entertain a women's team on March 8th. Scenario of the corporate party "March 8 in the fairy-tale kingdom" in verse, competitions and musical accompaniment to them

Scenario for a corporate holiday dedicated to International Women's Day.

Characters:

1. 1st presenter.

2. 2nd presenter.

Scenario progress:

1 Block.

Fanfare. Sounds groovy German music. Two presenters in costumes of village German boys appear on stage.

1st: Allow me to introduce myself, dear ladies and gentlemen, my name is Hans.

2nd: And I’m Rumpeliptiludrich, by the way, I’m keen on the great-grandson of the famous German revolutionary Clara Zetkin

1st: And I am the great-grandson of Rosa Luxenburg. Yes! Yes, it is thanks to our great-grandmothers that many countries around the world celebrate March 8th.

2nd: After all, it was they who came up with this spring holiday, as a day of struggle for all women for equality

1st: Well, the struggle of women for equality, in my opinion, is no longer relevant, soon men will come out to demonstrate, but we men really have the opportunity to congratulate you, our charming, beautiful, one and only.

2nd: And today, dear ladies, men from all over the world will congratulate you! And then your thunderous applause!

1st: Yes, yes, I remember what my great-grandmother bequeathed to me, she says, when you see women from the company (name of organization), immediately organize congratulations for them from men all over the world

2nd: Dear ladies and gentlemen, it's time for us to take a little trip

1st: And the first country where we will go is France

2nd: Yes, yes - a country of love, beauty, spring and spirits. Here we go! (Nothing happens).

1st. Wait, wait, let's get to France the next way, we'll play one game called "Tank Engine".

Game "Locomotive".

The presenters select 2 girls in the hall and announce them as the heads of trains No. 1 and No. 2, hand each a pipe from the train and hang signs around their necks - “Colosseum - Paris”. At the command of the host, the “locomotives” go down to the dance floor, and all the vacationers choose their favorite “locomotive” and cling to it - thus creating trailers. Everyone “rides” together around the dance hall and, at the command of the leader, shouts loudly: “Tut-tu!” The little engine that collects the most trailers wins.

1st: Any nonsense for your sake

Our ancestors personally accomplished

Because of your beautiful eyes

Madness is not uncommon among us

2nd: Ah, women, all our glory

You'll like it yourself

Oh delicious right

Captivate us and drive us crazy.

1st: Bonjour Madame and Monsieur

2nd: Salt, salt, salt - welcome to France.

1st: I am so glad to see so many beautiful and charming women here that I cannot resist and want to invite you to take part in the national French game.

Game "French".

Five women are invited to the stage. The 1st presenter takes them backstage. The 2nd presenter selects one man in the hall and pours a little French cologne on him. The girls are returning. And at the command of the presenters they look for a “Frenchman”, then they eat a man who smells of cologne.

Rewarding the participants.

1st: Yesterday one lady, while buying a leopard fur coat, asked me

- “What do you think, will the fur not get damaged in the rain?”

- “Madam, have you ever seen a leopard under an umbrella.”

2nd: Well, at the end of our pleasant meeting, I want you to fill your glasses with wine. Our toast, which is so relevant in France - “A woman’s clothes are her weapon. So let’s drink to unarmed women.”

Sounds fun French music, the presenters leave. Concert number.

2nd Block.

A woman is with us when we are born

The woman is with us in our last hour

Banner woman when we fight

A woman is the joy of opened eyes

2nd: Happy holiday to you, dear women!

1st: And welcome to Brazil. And now you will witness the very grand show in the world - carnival.

A girl runs in and whispers something in the presenter’s ear.

2nd: Due to the fact that the carnival artists are delayed, you will have to become not only witnesses, but also participants in this show. Now we will arrange a real Brazilian carnival.

Game "Samba, Rumba, Lambada".

The presenters go down to the dance floor. All men and women stand in a circle, turn to the right, and take the person in front by the waist. The presenter says: “Samba”, everyone must take a step forward right foot, then “Rumba”, participants take a step forward with their left foot. When the leader says “Lambada,” everyone in the circle, without removing their hands from the neighbor’s waist, dances Lambada. The DJ plays appropriate music. The presenter says that he likes the way everyone dances and makes the task more difficult. Now all players take the shoulders of the participant standing in front of them, but one after the other. The circle narrows, and everything starts all over again: “Samba, Rumba, Lambada.”

Rewarding distinguished women.

1st: Yesterday I saw two beauties chatting about fashion: “Long men's jackets are just a nightmare. You talk to a man and you don’t see how he treats you.”

2nd: Well, before you leave our country, I want you to fill your glasses. And I will say it with all my heart.

May Women's Day never end

Let the streams sing in your honor

Let the sun smile on you

And men give you flowers.

Your two Brazilian machos.

Happy holiday, dear women.

Brazilian music sounds, the presenters leave. Disco.

3rd Block.

1st: Hello!

2nd: Good Knight, dear ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to America.

They shoot from a pistol.

1st: You, dear women, you, who shorten the life of each person individually and prolong it for all of humanity as a whole, you are more beautiful today than ever!

2nd: And Michael and I want to invite you to take part in our national American game, which is called very simply “Hops”

Game "Hops".

Three girls come on stage. Michael sets up three chairs and places an inflatable pump on each of them. Inflatable balls are attached to the ends of the pump hoses. The participants’ task is to start jumping on the pumps on command. The ball should inflate accordingly. The first participant to burst the balloon wins.

Rewarding the participants.

1st: Well, according to tradition, let's raise our glasses. Here in Texas they say:

Be careful with a woman

She is still unknown

Looks like a minefield

And you are a sapper in front of a woman

2nd: Go and weigh yours each

Your step and gesture

Don't make a mistake, otherwise it's a mess

The mine will explode and............. Goodbye!

So let's drink to you, our dear explosives.

Country sounds, the presenters leave. Disco.

4th Block.

1st: Dear ladies, we wish you -

Always be happy in April and May!

2nd: Now and tomorrow, and for thousands of years!

Nowadays the light rests on women!

1st: Welcome to Egypt. Today my friend Sheikh Suleiman and I will congratulate you on March 8th!

2nd: And those who we like, we will take into our harem!

1st: Well, well, Ibrahim, don’t jinx it. He's joking, dear girls, don't be afraid! And I want five charming girls to get up on this stage! Now Suleiman you will see real stars Russian stage.

Game "Stars"

The 1st presenter distributes pieces of paper to the competition participants with the names of Russian pop stars written on them. The girls take turns going on stage and singing to the soundtrack in the image of the star they got. For example: Zhanna Friske, Nyusha, Alla Pugacheva, Kristina Orbakaite, Valeria.

Rewarding the participants.

1st: Well, before you leave Egypt, let's fill your glasses with the blessed drink. My toast to the woman! In difficult times, she really means a lot! If it is not hidden in a stream of phrases! And in the principles of dedication! Happy holiday to you, my dear concubines!

The sheikhs leave to the accompaniment of oriental music.

5th Block.

1st: Welcome to Russia! I have a magic balalaika here - “Thinking out loud” It’s very simple - just pick it up and we’ll immediately find out what you’re thinking about!

The 1st presenter chooses any woman and gives her a balalaika. The DJ plays “thought,” an excerpt from a famous song.

Game "Balalaika".

The 2nd presenter gathers the men, takes them backstage, where they dress up as March cats and prepare a holiday greeting.

1st: Well, the very solemn moment that we have been waiting for so long has arrived. So, meet the 8 March cats!

1st. We came to your holiday,

Congratulations to your beloved ladies!

2nd. Let's sing and have fun.

It's a sin not to get drunk today!

3rd. Let's celebrate the holiday together

We sincerely congratulate you!

4th. Ten times, or even twenty,

We wish you wealth!

5th. Otherwise, money is nonsense,

The main thing is health!

6th. Yes!

7th. Happiness to all of you, full house

8th. And there is great love in it!

Together: Hooray!!! (crackers explode).

1st. Well, now I want to invite the director of the company to this stage with holiday wishes.

Director's speech.

2nd: Allow me to take my leave, dear women. Goodbye, the sweetest, the most beautiful, the most desirable...

Presenters(blowing kisses) they leave.

Leading:

I want to congratulate women on the spring holiday,

The tenderness of flowers and the shine of the sun,

May your days always be clear,

and the sun will peep through your window!

All the women in our garden are beautiful!

Look at their faces, they are radiant and clear!

Every woman's smile is worthy of adoration,

And each of them is a role model!

And no matter who they work in our garden,

It's just women, at least once a year!

Being a manager is not an easy job,

The main thing here is wisdom, and strength, and will.

A smile for everyone, nights without sleep.

There are so many women here, but there is only one!

Let the leader be calm,

When there is such an accountant-manufacturer!

Calm, wise, will weigh everything more than once,

We have such a woman in our garden!

And being a Methodist, you say, is easy?

Our beauty is short

I'm completely buried in my documents,

And she had almost no strength left...

The caretaker in the garden has a lot of work,

Plates, toys and blankets...

And a lot of problems on the economic side,

And you are just a woman who deserves happiness!

For experienced teachers have no less work,

But they are also real women!

We call them masters, elders,

But it would be more correct - the wisest women!

Every single one of them deserves respect!

And we have no doubt about this!

And these are young, lovely, gentle creatures

They are just beginning their journey to education!

We will all help them together

Become wise masters in your work

Assistant being a teacher is not an easy job.

Sometimes they want to wear a dress and shoes!

Let's not forget about

That the nanny is a woman, with hard work!

Not everyone can do this job,

But life gifted them with endurance!

Forget your worries at least for an hour,

You are gentle women with us today!

The kitchen is literally busy!

They have no idea about putting on makeup.

Elena Irina Vera Olga Lyudmila Svetlana

You best women– and this is quite a lot.

Save the health of all our children

You can’t learn from textbooks and books!

Our nurses have a lot of experience!

You women are a miracle! We'll tell you honestly!

But it would be boring in the garden without creativity!

About add. I really want to tell the teachers!

Our speech therapist is an aesthetic woman,

Our physical hand is a stylish and athletic woman.

There is a sociologist - a pragmatic woman!

There is a choreographer - a dancing woman!

And our favorite musicians,

Singers, poets and just talented people!

It doesn't matter what each of you does!

We congratulate everyone on the holiday now!

The presenter calls those who want to compete for the title "Miss Harmony". Participants on stage! Let's give them a round of applause! Every woman strives for harmony. Towards harmony in everything. Now you, dear participants, will try "conquer" rank "harmonious" women. We have everything for this necessary: "track" wallpaper and your burning desire to fold it like an accordion as quickly as possible. Whose will be produced faster and in whose large quantity folds, we will find out after 1 minute. Ready? Then we create "Harmony"!

Upon completion, the winner is awarded a medal "Miss Harmony".

Presenter:

For children, the second mother is

Kindergarten teacher.

She knows a lot

The needlewoman herself.

The children's world is her occupation,

A real addiction.

Patient with the kids

Entertains them with games.

The presenter invites you to take part in the competition "Nimble Hands".

The girls are divided into pairs and given ribbons. The task is to quickly tie two large and beautiful bows to each other. The couple that makes the bows the fastest wins prizes. In a controversial case, the quality of the bows is assessed.

Humorous monologue "Pumpkin"

Oh, my girls, oh my girls, we had a good time sitting, talking, laughing. Before you leave, girls, like this, with your paw on your heart, tell me why you all want to lose weight, why?

Husband me from time to time gets enough: “Yes, you are far from a mummy”.

I speak: “Why far away, you’re close”

Speaks: “When I try to hug you, my hands don’t come together behind me.”

That's right, you can't embrace the immensity. Girls, when we first met him, I came to his house for the first time, didn’t have time to enter the apartment?

he's right at my door: “God, what shapes!”

I speak: "Calmly! I’m not all the way in yet.”. Of course, of course, there are some problems with weight, of course. I accidentally stepped on both feet of a guy here in sporting goods, he looked at his shoes and said, why did I come for fins?

And my hubby is everything: “You and your figure will only star in Titanic as an iceberg”

I'm talking: “Another role is crying for you, when you are dystrophic at home, in the heat I can’t even turn on the fan, because it will New episode Gone With the Wind"

Tells me: “With you, the car consumes 2 times more gasoline”

I speak: “But the braking distance is 2 times shorter”

Girls, the Motherland needs donuts, we are of one use, if I served in the airborne troops, I would be the fastest to jump from a parachute. While the others were in the air, I would have already dug an anti-tank ditch. There is only one benefit from us. I climbed a ten-meter tower in the pool, I love jumping. Girls, I didn’t see it, honestly, I didn’t see it, the guy downstairs was just learning to swim, but he couldn’t do it for a long time. but how he saw me from below, soaring on the wings of love, girls, now a master of sports.

Once my husband and I were in the south, he told me speaks: "Eat a lot of pineapples, they burn fat"

I'm talking:“My dear, there aren’t that many pineapples growing here.” It’s a shame to remember that some black man came up and said to me: "GOODMOONING LADY". I tell him right away said: “Nuka, get out of here!”

“WOMAN VON RUSH?”

I'm talking: “Rasha, Russia, but not yours. What do you want Ganduras?”

Listen, they turn out to be riding elephants... Girls, I looked, there was an elephant. I don’t know, do elephants have Lilliputians? NO? What kind of elephant is this, you could confuse me with it from behind. And this Mowgli is everything jumps: “Would you like to ride an elephant?” I I say: “Well, that’s what I want, you ask the elephant” Well, as I thought, the elephant somehow got me to the jungle, and I brought him back.

And my hubby is everything: “Your existence refutes Darwin’s entire theory that man descended from apes. What kind of horseradish branch can withstand such a monkey.”

Listen, he’s lying on the beach, I’m standing next to him in a chic sambrero, I love to dress beautifully, girls, I love this business, I’m standing in a chic sambrero. He told me speaks: “Listen, you dream of cannibals, at least take off your Panama hat, otherwise people from afar will mistake you for a fungus.

I tell him: “Calm down, if you blather, you’ll be left without a shadow.” He doesn’t understand what happiness he has, he doesn’t understand, he declares to me: “We don’t have a dacha, but you bought a double hammock.”

I speak: “Open your eyes, it’s a bra.”

Girls, when we get on the bus with him, they immediately give us seats, right away, as soon as I say: “So it’s like that. "Whoever doesn't stand up will fall on him"

Here's my darling for my birthday declares: “I want you to look like a model.” And he gave it, oh, just don’t fall. thong,. Well, the swimsuit is like that, there’s also a string going through the back. along the equator. I told him I say: “My dear, your thong will disappear into obscurity on my figure.” And then, what kind of figure do these models have, girls, excuse me, what is this? head, legs and three navels (shows his face) And the faces are evil, because at night we dream of sausage, but we don’t dream of donuts, so our faces are good, which means we are good in our souls, and good man there must be a lot, and that's all I wanted to tell you.

Let the warmth of awakened nature, the attention and devotion of men add strength and self-confidence to you. I wish you to greet every passing day with a smile and joy.

Let your feminine uniqueness, charm, lightness always help you in solving difficult problems. Good health, prosperity and family warmth! Happy Holidays!

For a fun feast, designed specifically for a small (up to 40 people) group. The script is also focused specifically on the feast.

Thus, if your task is to organize a fun feast with colleagues communicating in an informal setting, competitions, congratulations on March 8 and several breaks for dancing, then this scenario is what you need.

Note that to organize such a fun feast on March 8, you will need a minimum of preparations (except for the table itself). All you need to worry about is the prizes for the winners of the competitions on March 8th. Prizes can be any useful or memorable souvenirs of your choice.

According to the idea of ​​this corporate party for March 8, almost all the action takes place directly during the feast. Therefore, to organize a feast, you will need to appoint a person in charge, who is also the host, who introduces congratulators to the heroes of the occasion, conducts competitions and fills the gaps between congratulations and actions.

As we said above, this corporate party scenario for March 8 is focused on a festive feast. Therefore, the host, as a rule, takes the floor before each new glass, having previously allowed his colleagues to chat and taste the festive dishes.

1 GLASS
Our dear WOMEN!
Today is the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the “male” horoscope, i.e.:
March 8 is a solemn day,
Day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers!!!
What is a holiday without congratulations? And our respected leader expressed his desire to present the first congratulations to our dear women... He has the first word.

2 GLASSES:
Dear Colleagues! If for women March 8th is a holiday, then for men it is most likely a headache!
After all, women have many worries,
But dividing them by a year,
You will get three hundred times less,
What a burden has fallen on us! –
- Men on this one day!

3 GLASSES
Although the snowstorm has not yet shallowed,
But after another drink,
Our souls have become warmer
And hearts were happy.
Let winter be full of excitement,
Spring has come to us today!
Today is March 8th
And we wish you happiness!

Third toast “For Love!” No wonder people say: “LOVE is a toothache in the heart!” And now the head of the transport department will share this love, or his pain, with us...!

4 GLASSES
Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business
The moment has come to give gifts!
As our most powerful argument!

(men give gifts to female colleagues).

Leading:

Dear women, we have already given you some gifts today. But in order to receive our special gifts, you have to try. In order to make up for February 23, we tried to come up with competitions for you. The winners will receive their rightful prizes.

Let's get started!

Scenario for a fun feast on March 8 - competitions

So first competition, not even a competition but a summing up of the results of our survey conducted before the holiday itself.

(To do this, you need to write the 5 questions below on a piece of paper and give them to the women to answer questions asked and draw preliminary conclusions. You can change the questions at your discretion or add your own options)

Our dear women were asked to answer the following questions:

1. You came home and someone is sleeping on your bed. unknown man. Your actions (of all those surveyed, all but one asked to lie down next to him, and only one decided to throw him out the door, so guys, watch out who has him)

2. You come to work, and another employee is sitting in your place. Your actions
(There are many options in this direction, but you can group them into approximately three groups - 1. they want to get to know each other, 2. they will be surprised, but they will sit next to you, 3. they will ask you to work for yourself, but for free)

3. You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your actions
(50% expressed a desire to change their companion, 30% also decided to run away, and the remaining took measures to pay for dinner, but in different ways)

4. You bought hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it was green, but you don’t have time to recolor it before ceremonial reception. Your actions.
(here the women wished to remain in only socks or stockings, some only in shoes, in underwear, in one wig, but there were also modest ones - they wanted to stay in dresses, but all these items of clothing must necessarily match the color of their hair. Moreover, one of the women would decide to go with one toothless smile, and only two decided to go with what they had and as they were, at the moment)

5. You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors are having a big party, which keeps you awake in any case. Your actions
(Some of the women remained indifferent and decided to watch TV, but at the same time turn up the volume of the TV, 40% of women decided to take more radical measures - to shoot down their neighbors and conduct a debriefing, and - one of these 40% decided to do the “wet business”, and Only two women can’t afford a neighbor’s party - they decided to just relax)

6. You came to work and they announced a 10-fold increase in your salary. Your actions
(almost all the women will be happy about what happened, and one will faint with joy, two women will not believe the salary and will think that April 1st has come, three decided to get drunk with joy, but only one decided to get her colleagues drunk, and two decided to get drunk alone, and only one of them all said that she would work even better than before, in order to apparently earn even more), So... think about whether women should increase their salaries, maybe give it to men, who, on the contrary, are all ready to work even better!

The generalized results of the survey are as follows: Our women have a sense of humor, although before the survey, some men thought the opposite. Our women are resourceful - they have their own argument for any situation and a way out of the current situation. Our women have not stopped loving us men – at least in their thoughts! And that's already good! Our women have a large margin of safety - the conclusion is that the management of the department needs to burden them more with additional work.

Therefore, a toast is proposed to our daring, resourceful, hardworking, abundantly loving and of course dear women!

5 GLASS

Ladies and gentlemen! We all address women, and we address women. Let’s turn to our men: “Dear men, tell me which of you is dissatisfied with the small salary you receive now?” And I thought everyone was happy. I suggest that those who are dissatisfied give their salaries to our female colleagues and work for free. This is how it always turns out, how to share - so everyone is in the bushes, not a single one was found! Therefore, we smoothly move on to another competition:

Theater competition: The jury is all men
4-6 women are invited and asked to portray the following:
1. portray a feminist
2. portray a man-hater
3. portray a prostitute
4. portray a female official

The winner gets a prize and the rest get a consolation prize.

A word of congratulations has...

Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 with competitions: continuation

6 GLASS
It all starts with a woman! Fun, laughter, duels, disappointments, Love, care, warmth and pain and much more, all this is because of you and for you, our dears! No matter what age you are, you will always remain the better half of humanity.

We propose to hold a Culinary competition, for this I will now name each letter from the alphabet, and you, dear women, will have to name the dishes, within one minute, whichever one of you names the most wins!

Let's start clockwise from me and alphabetically, skipping the vowels, and for those who don't have enough consonants, we'll give them a vowel. Started: B, V, D, D, F, Z, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, F, X, C, Ch, Sh, Shch,

The winner has a prize.

We expressed a desire to congratulate the winner personally... and at the same time all the other women.

7 GLASS

Dear men, the time has finally come for you. You are invited to pay Special attention at your neighbors. Our Ladies want to see filled glasses, your happy faces and ears hanging on the carnation of attention. While the glasses are being filled, I propose to hold another competition called ASS(or any other word or words "I WANT A MAN")

All women take turns saying the word “Butt” or “I want a man!” with increasing volume, i.e. the first speaks in a whisper, the second a little louder, the third even louder, etc. in a circle clockwise from me, the leader. The one who speaks loudest wins, i.e. after it, no one will dare to say (shout) or yell louder. If during the game someone enters the room where it is being played, they should say: “Hello, we called you.”

The winner has a prize, and wishes to congratulate the rest...

8 GLASS
Dear women, now we want to determine which of you is the most dexterous, 4-6 people are invited

Competition “Tear a piece of paper”
With one hand, right or left, it doesn’t matter - tear a piece of paper into small pieces, while the hand is extended forward, you cannot help with your free hand. Who will do the smallest job?

And so they began. We have not yet congratulated the most dexterous prize...

ADDITIONAL COMPETITIONS

PRIZE IN RIDDLES
The prize is taken and wrapped in paper. The contents of any riddle are glued to the wrapper. Turns around again. And again the riddle sticks. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The presenter gives one a prize wrapped in ten wrappers. The player removes one wrapper, sees the riddle, and reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says the riddle; if not, he reads the riddle out loud; whoever guessed it gets the right to further unwrap the prize and everything continues according to the same pattern. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.

FIGURE BY CONCEPTS
To play, you need sheets of paper and pencils according to the number of people present. Each guest is given this set young artist and a card with the concept - the funnier the more interesting. For example: adultery; hellish tension; senility; second youth. In five minutes, players must draw their concept without using words or letters. Then each artist presents his masterpiece, and the rest guess the concept. The one whose concept was guessed wins.

MATERNITY HOUSE(the woman is given a note with the child’s parameters - weight, gender, height, and even name)
Two people play. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The husband’s task is to ask everything about the child in as much detail as possible, and the wife’s task is to explain all this to her husband with signs, because The thick double glass of the hospital room does not allow outside sounds to pass through. See what gestures your wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.

ROLL
This game will help all your guests get to know each other. Guests sitting at the table pass a roll of toilet paper around. Each guest tears off as many scraps as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a stack of scraps, the host announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.

Blow a candle - Chew an apple
Two volunteers are called up, preferably guys who know each other well. The rest stand around and pretend to be a support group. Players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, and a lighter (or matches) and an apple are given in their hands. The task is simple - who can eat their apple faster? But you can only eat an apple while your candle is burning. And the enemy can blow out the candle and then the player, before biting the apple again, will have to light it again.

WILD BEACH

The players get into pairs. The host invites everyone to the “wild beach”, where dances are announced. The dancers are given records (one for men, three for women) - “in order to intimate parts did not excite vacationers on the beach.” Music sounds and dancing begins. Players need to not lose a single record while dancing, and to do this they have to dance closely pressed to each other.

A portrait of a celebrity, modified in Photoshop, is shown on the video screen for each participant. Among celebrities, you can insert photographs of their superiors. After the participants’ answers, the portraits return to their original appearance.

He. You have successfully completed the first task. Second stage - “Transport inspection”.
During the next competition we will name parts from a mechanism. Try to guess what kind of car we are talking about.
He. Steering wheel, trunk, bell, pedals, frame... (Bicycle.)
She. Keel, periscope, kingstons, propeller, porthole... (Submarine.)
He. Steering wheel, carburetor, brake, shock absorbers, headlights... (Car.)
She. Steering wheel, wings, fuselage, propeller, autopilot... (Airplane.)
He. Turret, barrel, tracks, tanks, hatch... (Tank.)
She. Body, axle, wheel, shafts, goats... (Cart.)

He. Now name the car brand based on its emblem. Julia, did you draw the emblems? Bring it!
She brings out sheets with emblems drawn on them. There should be two more units than the number of participants. Participants take one emblem at random and name the make of the car.
She. So our participants shot...

He. Julia, you forgot that the “Almost Professional” competition takes place in three stages. The third stage - “Sharp Eyes”. Carry a machine gun.
She. Or maybe we'll end here?
He. Julia, we are working according to the script. Bring it!
She takes out a fake gun.
He. What is this? Where is Kalashnikov or TT? Or at least gas?
She (almost crying). The medical commission did not give me permission to carry weapons...
He. Julia, don't cry! So! Take it backstage and bring... well, I don't know what. Now let's figure it out.
She takes out airplanes made of colored paper and distributes them to the participants.

He. Ladies, due to circumstances beyond my control, we have made minor changes to the script. Now the task will be this: launch airplanes into the hall so as to hit the target. Julia, we forgot to indicate the goal!
She. For women, there is only one goal - men.
He. Understood! If the plane reaches the jury - and there are only men there - you will receive 5 points.
launching airplanes one by one.
Competitive game moment

He. Madams, thank you. You can go backstage. (The participants leave.) Julia, get ready, now we need to advertise the competition and we’ll continue...
A cell phone ringing is heard. He takes his phone out of his pocket.
He. Hello! (To her.) This is for you!
She. If it’s Vitya, Yura or Pasha, I’m gone. And if it’s Zhora or Misha, then I’ll take it!
He. This name). He asks when is her exit.
She. Now!
Concert number.
He comes out from behind the scenes alone, looking into the opposite curtains.
He. Julia, stop sulking. Let's go to.
She (offended). I won't even think about it.
He (goes to Her). Julia! The audience is waiting.
She. Don't want. And I can’t...
He brings Her onto the stage.
Where will I go so upset? Who needs a sad presenter on stage? The presenter should smile, but I want to cry...
He. Did someone offend you? (Pictorially.) Where is he, scoundrel?
She (pokes him in the chest). Here he is! Here he is!
He. I?!
She (with boundless surprise). Don't you even understand? You men are so thick-skinned. In all the time we've been standing on stage, you've never given me a compliment.
He. Sorry, sorry, darling!
She. Look at me carefully (spins in front of Him)... And so, don’t you notice anything?
He. No, what?
She. Everyone says that I have become a real beauty.
He. It is what it is. But they didn’t tell you the main thing, Yulechka, you’re not only beautiful, you’re also smart!
She (thoughtfully, under her breath). They just say that something else needs to be done... with the face.
He. Well, if only a little.
She. Yes a little bit. Then all. Can you imagine, Andrey, I’m walking down the street, and the men are all... open mouth. Those towards you stumble. Those behind are already lying down. This is beauty.
He. Yes... terrible power. Julia, Julia, don't get distracted. By the way, our next competition is called “Both smart and beautiful.”
Chop.
Maybe, Julia, you will invite the participants to the stage? She goes towards the backstage.
He (after her). On the microphone! (To the audience.) In my opinion, I got carried away with the “clever girl”.
She (comes back). A woman's mind is to hide it. Our dear participants, we ask you to take the stage
Exit of the participants.

He. Competition “Both smart and beautiful” will take place in two stages. The first stage is “Clever girl”.
Each participant is given a marker and a piece of whatman paper.
He. I ask the participants to remember and write words starting with the letter A. The first word consists of two letters, the second of three, the third of four, and so on. Each subsequent word has one more letter than the previous one. One minute is allotted to complete the task.
She. The jury gives 1 point for each word.
On sheets of paper, participants write words in a column from top to bottom. But at the end of the competition, the presenters read out the words written by the participants.

She. We continue the competition. Stage two - “Beauty”
Men, don't be afraid beautiful women! From a physical point of view, we are a torso on which a head is placed, two arms are attached to the sides, and two legs are attached below. But since our brain is enriched with additional stubs... empty... dance...
He. Julia, no need to be smart anymore!
She (playfully). Well, coquetry! That's why we take care of the shell. Hence the outfits, the lipstick on the lips and the fluttering of the eyelashes... You have to be in shape! (To the participants.) Really, girls?
He. By the way, the jury evaluates the “form” using a five-point system. She. Girls, let's start!
The presenter calls the action, the participants imitate it. In the final, all actions are performed simultaneously.

She. To keep your waist thin, we hula hoop (circular movements with your hips) in the morning.
So as not to be ashamed to go out in public, we sew our own outfits (with our right hand it’s like we’re turning the handle of a sewing machine). Have you sewn it? We hope.
We do our own styling - we combed our hair, straightened our hair (we straighten our hair with our left hand, comb it with an imaginary comb).
We ran to the shops, bought ourselves some chic shoes, with stiletto heels - and already ran in them... (running in place).
Don't forget to look around - head left and right and shoot with your eyes.

He. How much effort is spent on maintaining beauty - our women spin like a squirrel in a wheel.
And now we all do it together - hula hoop, twist the machine, fix our hair, go shopping in stiletto heels and around... around - so many men around!

Participants perform all movements simultaneously.
He. Yes... If a man is made in the image and likeness of God, then a woman is incomparable! Really, Julia?
She is silent.
He. Julia!
She doesn't respond.
He. Folk sign: If a woman suddenly becomes silent, it means she wants to say something. While Yulia is thinking, the participants can go backstage.

The participants leave. He goes to Her.
Julia, if a thought doesn’t come to mind, then it doesn’t come anywhere at all. How long can you remain silent?
She. Don't bother me, Andrey, I think.
He. I found the time and place! About what?
She. I'm thinking about what to give my mom for March 8th. Maybe you can recommend something?
He. Nooo! Maybe the viewers can recommend something? Wow, how many are there? Dear viewers, do you have any ideas for a gift for a woman on March 8?
Game moment with the audience.

He. Most often, flowers are given as gifts. But men’s imagination does not go further than mimosas, roses and tulips. And here the women themselves come to the rescue.
She. I wonder how it is?
He. The choice of flowers depends on the profession of your loved one.
She. Okay, let’s say your favorite dressmaker...
He. You can give marigolds to a dressmaker.
She. What if it's a manicurist?
He. Marigold.
She. An ophthalmologist?
He. Pansies.
She. Trainer?
He. Snapdragon.
She. Hairdresser?
He. Cactus…
Julia, I have an idea! Try writing poetry to your mother.
She. I've already tried
He. So how is it? It turns out?
She. Half. I can write, but I can’t write poetry.
He. Maybe you can sing then? Her favorite song... What is mom's favorite song?
She. The one that will now be performed for everyone...
Concert number.
She (at the end of the number). She sings very well. I definitely won't be able to do that. What should I give my mother?
He. Maybe you'll dance? A gypsy girl coming out... Or will you depict some kind of scene? You understand that a creative approach is needed here. She! You and I are chatting! Attention! We announce last competition- creative.
Chop.

She. First yours homework is…
Creative competition.
He. The competition “Your Majesty the Woman!” is over. The jury retires to deliberate.
The jury leaves.
She (after him). Dear jury! Gentlemen, should I help you or not interfere?
He. Julia, you are much more needed here. Moreover, while the jury is summing up the results, it is necessary to somehow entertain the audience. Do you have any thoughts on this?
She. You will not believe. Eat! On the eve of Women's Day, I propose to think together about how and with what we can also congratulate women.
He. Song! I feel like my voice has returned.
She. So maybe you can sing something soulful then?
He. Eat. (Sings to the tune of “Oh, frost, frost...”) Oh, wife, wife, kiss me, kiss me - your horse...
She. Andrey, I'm serious, but you're joking.
He. And I'm serious. ABOUT! Eat! I can perform an old Russian ritual - procreation... Although it’s not worth showing, the ritual has already spread widely.
She. So what to do?
He. Call...
Concert numbers.

You can hold a competition audience choice. Viewers vote for the participants. The presenters count the votes and record the results.
The jury returns.

She. Dear participants of the competition, we ask you to take the stage.
Exit of the participants, formation for the award ceremony.
She. Andrey, say something good to our participants!
He. Women are the same as men, only better!
She. That's all?
He. Any nonsense for your sake
Our ancestors did it easily.
Because of your beautiful eyes
Madness is still not uncommon.
You are women! And your glory
She submits to you...
Oh delightful right -
Captivate and drive everyone crazy.

Now we will find out to what extent the competition participants managed to captivate the jury. Word to the chairman. Please use the microphone.
Summarizing- rewarding the participants.

He. We congratulate the winners!
She. No! We congratulate all participants of the competition. We admire you! Good luck to you!
He. We congratulate the participants and all the women in the hall on the upcoming holiday!
Against the background of V. Meladze’s song “I liked you.”
Dear women, we wish you that you always have many reasons to be proud of yourself...
She. Even if someone doesn’t appreciate you, even if it seems like the world around you is unfair. If you yourself sincerely believe that you have something to be proud of, this is already happiness!
He. And we say goodbye to you!
She. All the best!
Together. See you again!
Music. A curtain.
Authors: M. Tyzova, Zh. Khmeleva. When preparing the script, materials from the programs of A. Zaitsev, A. Fomintsev, and the magazines “How to Entertain Guests” and “Around Laughter” were used.