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Short skits for Teacher's Day 2019

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1. A comic skit for Teacher's Day: “If only I were a minister” A remake of Pushkin’s fairy tale: “Three girls under the window”, but in a new way... 3 people 99 RUR Add to cart
2. Comic skit for Teacher's Day: “Unusual lesson” Are the teachers crazy? Or is there a zombie apocalypse? Nooo, the teachers just decided to teach the students a lesson... 13 people 99 RUR Add to cart
3. Comic skit for Teacher's Day: “Martian language lesson” During the Martian lesson, the students answer at the board, but one of the students gets a 2 and starts a fight. A space-themed skit, modern and interesting... 6 people 99 RUR Add to cart

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Comic skits for Teacher's Day

1. Mini-skit for Teacher’s Day: “Let me write it off!”

Roles:

The girl – aka Maria Sergeevna – is a teacher of Russian language and literature;
The boy - aka Gennady Ivanovich - is a labor worker.

/There are two tables and two chairs on the stage. A girl and a boy are sitting. A girl with glasses is diligently writing something. The boy sits thoughtfully./

Boy:
- Mash, let me write it off!

Girl:
- I'm not giving it!

Boy:
- Well, Mash, let me write it off!

Girl:
- I won’t even think about it!

Boy:
- Ma-sha! Well please, I have problems with grammar...

Girl:
– Firstly, not Masha, but Maria Sergeevna. Secondly, Gennady Ivanovich, you have been working as a labor teacher at our school for three years now and it’s high time you learned how to prepare a monthly report.

Boy:
- Maria Sergeevna, well, for the last time, let me write it off! My word, last time. And I’ll put together a stool for you for this!

Girl:
- A stool? /thoughtfully/

Boy:
- Yeah! I can do two!

Girl:
– Okay, two stools and a board for cutting vegetables. Just keep in mind that this is the last time I will help you with the report. /gives him a notebook/

Boy:
- It's covered!

/The happy labor teacher kisses Maria Sergeevna on the cheek and runs away, waving her notebook in the air. Maria Sergeevna shakes her head reproachfully./

Girl:/addressing the teachers in the hall/
– Our dear teachers, we wish you to have fewer unnecessary and boring reports, so that you have more time for extracurricular communication with students! Happy holiday!

2. Sketch for teacher’s day: “On the bench one day...”

Roles:

Old lady 1 is a former teacher, retired, strict, despotic.
Old lady 2 is a former teacher, retired, the golden mean, both kind and strict in moderation. The main thing is fair.
Old lady 3 is a retired teacher, too kind and gentle.

Presenter:
– Once on a bench, three old women sat down at the same time. It’s not for nothing that everyone is proud of themselves - former teachers...

/Three old women, former teachers, are sitting on a bench./

1 old lady:
“I was a teacher and worked as hard as I could. I loved the tomboys so much, I often hit them with a pointer! I go to see my kids and they immediately pee in their pants. But of course this is in vain, I’m not such a witch.

2 old lady:
“I worked as a teacher, and I was not ashamed of my work. Everyone respected me, and probably for good reason.

3 old lady:
- Well, I was kind, I let everyone copy... And everyone wrote cheat sheets. All received A's.

1 old lady:
- It is not permissible to write off! I threatened the director! I boldly gave two grades; I didn’t spare anyone.

2 old lady:
“I was strict about the matter, and knew how to find an approach.” My motto is very simple: carrot and stick, that’s what it is!

3 old lady:
“I was kind, like a mother.” She loved to pamper everyone. She treated them to pancakes and cabbage pies.

1 old lady:
- Pies? What a nightmare! This is a class, not a market! I had an idea: for everyone to walk in line. She taught everyone discipline, although she became known as a despot.

2 old lady:
“I taught my children to be kind, I instilled tolerance in them.” I tried to make friends with everyone so that I could be the best in the class.

3 old lady:
“I wiped their snot and gave them a vest, never scolded them, forgave all their pranks.

Presenter:
- A lot of time has passed. The children have grown up a long time ago. Teachers rest and are bored in retirement. We ask you not to forget them and visit them often! Even though we were all different, they still put their souls into us! Happy holiday, teachers! Your work was not in vain!

3. Mini-skit for Teacher’s Day: “New Girl”

Roles:

The new teacher, Zhanna Semyonovna, is a young teacher who looks like a typical nerd, but in reality she turns out to be an athlete, a karateka.
Middle school students:
Vovka
Egorka
Lenka
Yulka
Hooligan - older boy
School principal - boy
Presenter – high school student

Act 1. New girl.

/The director and a new teacher enter the classroom, the children first make noise, then calm down and look at the new teacher with interest./

Director:
- Hello children!

Children:
- Hello!

Director:
– I would like to introduce you to a new mathematics teacher. Her name is Zhanna Semyonovna. Please respect and do not offend. Zhanna is just starting her work at school, so we ask you to behave in such a way as not to disappoint the young teacher.

/The director leaves, the teacher sits down at her desk./

Zhanna Semyonovna:
- From today on, I will teach you mathematics.

Vovka:
-Where is our old math teacher?

Zhanna Semyonovna:
– Your former teacher has retired.

Egorka:
– Zhanna Semyonovna, what are you doing this evening? Can I invite you to the cinema? /sarcastically/

/The whole class bursts into laughter./

Zhanna Semyonovna:/not at all embarrassed/

– This evening I will check your notebooks with the test work, which we will now do. He gives everyone a piece of paper with the task.

/Everyone sank, dissatisfied sighs were heard/

Lenka:/whispers to my desk neighbor/
- Well, I just arrived, and you’re wearing a test...

Yulka:
- Yeah, he’s making fun of himself!

/The lesson continues, everyone writes a test, then the bell rings, everyone gets up and gives the paper to the teacher. Leaving class/

Act 2. Hooligan.

/Vovka and Yegorka go home together. Not far from them are Yulia and Lena. Suddenly a high school student, a hooligan, jumps out from behind a tree./

Hooligan:
- Come on, little one, empty your pockets. What do you have there? money, chewing gum, phones? Let's all come here!

/Vovka begins to back away. Egorka gets into a boxer's pose and immediately receives a slap in the face and falls. The girls are screaming./

/At this moment, a new teacher, Zhanna Semyonovna, appears out of nowhere. And with a karate move, he puts the bully on his shoulder blades, his arm is twisted, he himself is pressed to the ground by the teacher, he lies, writhes, tries to break free, but nothing comes of it. The teacher has a death grip on him./

Hooligan:
- Let go! Let go, I tell you! Yes, you, yes, you know who my father is! Yes, he will tear you to pieces!

/The teacher doesn’t pay attention to him. Egorka and Vovka look at the new teacher with delight and surprise./

Zhanna Semyonovna:
- Get up, you idiot! And don't you dare hurt other children anymore.

/the bully gets up and runs away, but shouts after him:/

- I remember you! I'll tell daddy everything!

Vovka:
– Zhanna Semyonovna, thank you! And forgive us for laughing at you today. You are the coolest, coolest, super teacher!

Zhanna:
– And I’m also a master of sports in karate! Therefore, if you have problems, please contact us. Or sign up for the section that I teach in the evenings, here is my business card. Knowing how to protect yourself and your friends won't hurt anyone!

Egorka:
– Thank you for the invitation, we will definitely come to your section!

/say goodbye to the teacher./

Act 3. In karate!

Vovka:/Egor/
- Well, you and I are lucky!

Egor:
– Not for you and me, but for the whole class! Now all the hooligans will avoid us.

Vovka:
- Well, shall we go sign up for the karate section in the evening?

Egor:
- Of course we’re going!

Yuli and Lena:
- And we are with you!

/they run away together in all directions. They say goodbye until the evening./

Presenter:
– Thank you, dear teachers, for teaching children not only in school lessons, but also giving them examples of an active lifestyle, infecting them with your positivity, optimism and faith in goodness! Happy holiday to you! Our dear inspirers!

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Scenario for the holiday "Teacher's Day"
1 Presenter : I have long loved school bells...
And yet, it cannot be otherwise,
The living connection of the line begins with them,
And the first thoughts on the task.
2 Presenter : They always date the pledge –
With the unknown, mysterious and new,
With expanses of open roads
And with a magical, semi-precious word.
1 Presenter : Any route goes away from them
And in them joyful discoveries begin,
This is probably how rockets take off
And the ships leave the pier.
2 Presenter : Good afternoon, dear teachers!
1 Presenter : Hello!
2 Presenter : We have gathered in this hall to congratulate our respected and beloved teachers on their professional holiday - Teacher's Day. And we congratulate you!
2 Presenter : Teacher! - An ageless word! It will always be fresh and forever new! While the earth is spinning in the Universe. The teaching profession is imperishable!
1 Presenter : Everyone remembers their favorite teachers all their lives, which means that no one today will remain indifferent to this holiday! How many kind faces come to life in people’s memories today, how many dear voices will sound!
2 Presenter : And let the city not be colorful today,
Let the fanfares and fireworks not thunder, -
Marked with special joy in my soul,
He is dear to everyone, undoubtedly, absolutely -
Together: Teacher's Day!
1 Presenter : Our dear teachers, please accept our most sincere congratulations on the holiday from us...
2 Presenter : And from all past, present and future students.
1 Presenter : Please accept heartfelt congratulations from redheads and blondes,
2 Presenter : Brunettes and Compositae,
1 Presenter : Curly and combed,
2 Presenter : Obedient and, to put it mildly, not very...
1 Presenter : Excellent students and, to put it mildly, not very good ones...
Together: But they love you very, very much!
2 Presenter : Health, happiness, our dear teachers!
1 Presenter : Talented students to you!
2 Presenter : The floor is given to the school director M.V. Nezhinskaya.
1 Presenter : Teacher! Faithful companion of childhood,
He is like a mother to us, like an older brother!
And the kindness of a big heart
He warms all the guys!
We love you when pointer
You lead us across the seas,
When you read fairy tales to us.
Your care, your affection
We need it all our lives.
Thank you for being inquisitive in your work,
That they are always patient with us, restless people...
Because you couldn't live without us
Thank you, dear ones! Thank you very much!
(Song “Wonder School”)
4th grader: I dedicate these lines to the first teacher.
She told me there's nothing better
My country on the blue planet.
She opened the primer for me,
And the letters suddenly lined up in rows.
I used to be afraid of them like fire,
But now I don’t part with my friends.
4th grader I mastered mental arithmetic well,
I passed the multiplication table...
Who doesn't let you be lazy in class?
Who taught me and everyone to learn,
I'll tell you, it's no secret:
My first teacher!
(1st grade students run out and
sing to the tune of “You’re on TV »
Little children understood this a long time ago:
In first grade during a lesson
More interesting than in the movies.
I go home cheerful, there is a cheerful score in the diary.
This means you got into our school, and I got into it.
Chorus:
You study, don’t be lazy,
Our teacher is great.
Cool, you got into first grade,
You study, don’t be lazy,
The lessons are taught here by an ace!
And for the school program
Three years is enough for us
Hurry up, mom, you send us to university.
For some reason I fell in love with studying in the first grade,
Rodaki said: “Cool. You got it very cool!”
You study, don’t be lazy,
Our teacher is great.
Cool, you got into first grade,
You study, don’t be lazy,
The lessons are taught here by an ace! (The janitor comes out, sweeps the floor and sings)
Oh! Ducks and two geese are flying, the one I love is afraid of!
(MOM 1 appears and leads her son by the hand)
Mom 1 Tell me, please, do they enroll in school here?
Janitor Here, here!
Mom 1. Who's the eldest here? I need to enroll my boy in school.
Janitor I'm the oldest. Only Pushkin is older than me here. Have you prepared your child for school?
Mom 1 Of course we have! The boy knows three languages, higher mathematics, the theory of relativity...
Janitor Well, can you play truant, lie, snap at teachers and spit chewing gum at the ceiling?
Mom1 Oh! No, we haven't gone through this yet! But he is capable!
Janitor So, let's start teaching!
A breathless mother 2 runs in and leads her daughter.
Mom 2 Oh! Where can I enroll a girl in school?
Janitor Tuta! Tuta! Capable?
Mom 2 Oh! I'll tell you a secret, I have a very gifted girl. At the age of three, she wrote the opera “The Diaper of My Dreams.” And all this year she worked on a monumental canvas... Here! (Unfolds a poster with some kind of daub Signature: Mom!)
Janitor Yeah! Hippopotamus with carrots! How alive!
Mom 2 What kind of hippopotamus is this? It’s clearly written right there: Mom! (Proudly) It's me! In general, the child needs an individual approach. Creative! But the girl herself doesn’t know yet what to do?
Janitor So, let’s start teaching what to do!
(Dad runs in, dragging his son, hung with weapons, by the hand.)
Dad Hurry! Hurry up and enroll this juvenile delinquent in first grade! The boy is ideally suited for learning! There is a complete vacuum in the brain, absolute emptiness, one might even say real virgin soil. So sow - reasonable, good, eternal...
(The son points a machine gun at the janitor. She raises her hands and sings.
Janitor Boo-boom-boom to sow. Oh! Ducks and two geese are flying!
The participants in the scene leave.
Leading: And now we bring to your attention a history lesson in the royal way, or you can say it differently - “The Tale of Tsar Saltan”
On stage is a table littered with history textbooks. There are three girls at the table in sundresses and kokoshniks.
Presenter Three girls under the window very late in the evening
All history was taught with coffee and sugar.
Damsel 1 . If only I were a craftswoman
Presenter One girl says
Damsel 1 . I would write down the dates, numbers, names in full.
On a tiny piece of paper, I would put it in my sleeve.
I would put it far away so that no one would see.
Damsel 2 . Well, cheat sheet, what a wonder! If only I were smart
I would have come up with the wrong thing... But I don’t know what...
I would try so hard so that the teacher doesn’t find out,
That I don’t know anything from the school course.
Presenter The third girl said: sisters need to study!
Don’t write cheat sheets for you and don’t just chat!
You would come to your senses without any unnecessary thoughts
Let's start studying and start reading books
Damsel 1 . Tell me, why do we need to know who went to war and with whom?...
Borders were drawn there, laws were bypassed here.
Well, why do girls need this? I would like a cruise around the world!..
Girl 2. I would like to visit America...

Talk to Schwarzenegger...
Here you sit under a palm tree and look at your darling.
White tuxedo, black eye, and a diamond on your finger!
Damsel 3 . To go on a cruise, you first need a visa,
But visas are given to those who have graduated from college.
Well, only those people are accepted into the university. Who was successful at school?
Well, you sat idle and lazy for ten years!
You better keep quiet and teach history!
Damsel 1 . But there are tons of these stories!
Damsel 2 . Let's not go crazy!
Maiden 3. If I were Socrates, he would be happy with history.
He just sat and talked and taught his students.
Damsel 2 . I'd rather have Bonopart! He always got excited!
He conquered half of Europe, but he stomped too menacingly.
Damsel 3 . Oh! Peter is gone now, if only he could look at you...
I would roll up my sleeves and talk some sense into you in an instant!
Presenter I just managed to do it when the door creaked quietly,
And the king, the sovereign of that side, enters the room.
During the entire conversation he stood behind the fence.
The latter's speech seemed to appeal to him.
Tsar Hello, red maiden, -
Presenter He says -
Tsar Be a queen. You, my dear sisters,
Let's start studying. To make more sense.
Don't dream about Schwarzenegger, but pass on history!
1 Presenter: Silence. Classes are going on. We walk along the corridor, from the slightly open doors of the offices we can hear snatches of phrases... (Students come out with signs)
Mathematic teacher : Write down the condition of the problem. Two comrades went to pick mushrooms in the forest, which is located...
Life safety teacher: ... in a zone of chemical contamination with a radius of 20 km. Wearing special suits and gas masks...
A history teacher : the mammoths rushed to the steep bank of the river, where those armed with stone axes were waiting for them...
English teacher language: ...mother? father? brother and...
Chemistry teacher : Dmitry Ivanovich Mendeleev with his famous table, as well as...
Music teacher : Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, who loved to repeat: in order to become a real musician, you must...
Labor teacher : ... Take the block in your left hand, and the hacksaw in your right, then you will never...
Literature teacher : ... you will not forget these heartfelt words, so familiar to each of us from childhood...
Physical education teacher :... sit down, stand up, sit down, stand up and-and... (leave)
young man : (SINGING to the tune of “Vision Girl”)
It was a quiet, dreary morning...
I came to school in a bad mood,
I just suddenly see: he’s coming to meet me
The head teacher of the school is like a dream.
Unfortunately, waiting for me on the porch
I was late for classes.
I won't hear a greeting
For this behavior of mine.
Chorus: She passed like a caravel,
following me on my heels,
It brought me into sacred awe again!
I looked back to see if she had looked back,
To see if I'll take a walk. (leaves)
Young woman : (comes out and sings)
It was an ordinary day in an ordinary week.
I got up early in the morning, as always,
I looked to see if all the books were in the briefcase.
And are there enough cheat sheets in your pockets?
I came to class as usual,
And there was a test, unfortunately.
It became habitual to take out a cheat sheet,
But doubt crept into my soul.
Chorus: She walked like a caravel between the rows of desks
A cool shower after a hot day,
I looked back to see if she had looked back,
To see if I copied it.
2 Presenter : Lessons at our school go on as usual
And now from another office you can hear...
A boy and a girl come out SINGING to a tune from the film. "ORDINARY MIRACLE"
Young man: Ah, madam, tell me why
Are there two points for me here again?
Girl: I’ll tell you without hiding: I give two marks for a reason.
And of course this is not my fault.
Young man: Ah, madam, you really hurried
Give me a couple for the test!
Girl: Are you joking? But I must object to you -
I need to learn formulas, my dear!
Young man: Ah, madam, but this task
It is beyond the power of an academic to decide.
Girl : It's just a disgrace and shame! How will you live?
No, you failed to convince me!
1 Ved: And now we invite you all to a break.
Listen to the ditties!
DITTS . end (Everyone goes on stage)
1 Presenter : Who answered the famous children's question: “Why?”
- teaches us to look for the answer on our own?
All: Teacher!
2 Presenter : Who, using the full range of their vocal cords,
Trying to put something into us for change,
What hasn't been done for years?
All: Teacher!
1 Presenter: Who comes up with 7-8 hour homework assignments for us?
protecting from the harmful influence of the street and TV?
All: Teacher!
2 Presenter: Who can’t live even a day without our dear parents,
reporting our various achievements? 8
All: Teacher!
1 Presenter: Who has to speak in one working day?
In the role of educator, public figure, psychologist,
Artist, astronaut (if we are talking about overloads)
All: Teacher!
Song to the melody "Smile"
1 Presenter: In aviation, they strictly count how many hours a pilot has flown,
Few people know about the teacher, how long he stood at the blackboard!
How many notebooks did I check at night?
How many plans have I written in my life?
How many times have I believed a person and punished myself for him?
1st: For kindness and sensitivity...
2nd: For endless patience...
3rd: For wisdom and knowledge...
4th: For charm and beauty...
5th: For amazing optimism...
6th: For adherence to principles and exactingness...
7th: For honor and dignity...
8th: For love of life and faith...
All: Thank you, thank you, thank you! (leave)
Smile
A smile made the lesson better,
A smile makes school work better,
Smile, because you are a teacher,
Smile when you feel like screaming.


Never forget, my friend,
So that a smile decorates someone's childhood,
Use it more often in education,
This is the main technical tool.
Chorus: And then surely raise a student
You can do it without making a mistake,
The river begins with a blue stream,
Education starts with a smile.
Miracle school
How we live together and have fun,
We learn notes and sing songs.
Our school is our home,
And we cannot live without school.
Chorus: Our school is a miracle,
It's so fun for all the people,
Let it be so?
Our school is a miracle
It's so fun for all the people,
It's so great for all the people,
Let it be so?
Every student knows for sure
That without school the world becomes dim in an instant.
Our kids love school.
School, school is the best time.
Chorus:
Ditties
We composed ditties
We tried really hard.
We only ask that you
They didn't take offense at us.
Congratulations on Teacher's Day
We have come to you today.
Wish you great success,
So that they teach better than us.
Please, please explain,
Where is the north, where is the south,
Otherwise we’ll go to Africa -
We'll all be happy there.
How can we not confuse
Where is the Volga, where is the Nile.
You'll mix it up a little
A crocodile might eat it.
Teach to distinguish
Suffixes with prefixes,
Mom will give me
yoghurts with additives.
Train our muscles
Temper them like steel
Relatives are surprised:
I became stronger and taller.
And the director of our school
She issued the following decree:
Who will get one hundred fives;
She will give out prizes.
We sang ditties for you -
Is it good or bad?
And now we ask you,
So that you clap for us.

Interesting and funny skits for schoolchildren. Sketch about school and teachers.

Sketch for schoolchildren.

DEAR TEACHERS!

(A play from school life)

Characters:

Morkovkin,

Senkiyaa,

Lastochkina.

Part 1

Leading(from students): Dear participants! I propose to declare our extremely important ceremonial meeting open! Today there is one problem on the agenda: to decide what we should do next with the school.

Students(from the seat): Correct! How long can you endure!

Leading: Because we do not comply with the main law of school life - “Learning should be fun!” The floor for the report is given to the main truant of the class, Zaitsev.

Zaitsev: Why am I skipping? Because my body requires sleep. And in comfortable conditions. I don't get enough sleep at my desk. And then, there are such insensitive teachers who wake you up at the most inopportune moment. I personally think this is disgraceful!

Lisitsyn(from the seat): If I don’t wake you up, you’ll fall on your neighbors! I believe that, on the contrary, the main problem is that the lesson is too boring! There must be loud music, a disco there, something like that!

Leading: Please follow the rules! And you, Lisitsyn, don’t stick your head out until you’ve been given the floor. Carry on, Zaitsev. What constructive suggestions do you have?

Zaitsev: I have such constructive suggestions. Since we are forced to go to this school, humane conditions must be created. At least put some folding beds in! And please, protect from any Lisitsyns. Let them study in the other wing, since they need music and noise! Personally, I don't need them.

Leading: So you are for separate education? There is a rational grain in this. Secretary, write down: cots and separate education. Who wants to add something substantive? Morkovkin!

Morkovkin: I personally don’t like the fact that our health suffers at school. Do you know the statistics? Complete scoliosis and gastritis. Lisitsyn is right - if not dancing, then they should have built a swimming pool in the assembly hall, or something. And we need a normal human restaurant with normal healthy food, so as not to ruin the stomachs here. There are kebabs and ice cream. Chebureks. The list can be compiled later.

Leading: I think no one has any objections. (Addresses the secretary.) Write down: a restaurant instead of a canteen, a swimming pool instead of an assembly hall. I would add a tennis table to each classroom. Who is next?

Enotov: That's not what we're talking about. After all, it's all peripheral. We come to school and spend the best 11 years of our lives there, and for what? What are we being taught? Dear brothers! I look sadly at the current education system. She is terribly far from the people. Therefore: attention! The school urgently needs to open additional courses in extremely important disciplines. They will study things that are truly necessary for the survival of the student. For example: the best way to cheat, the best way to distract a teacher in class, how to get parents to spend money on them, how to reduce the school load to a minimum, how to spend school time pleasantly and usefully.

Leading: Personally, I respect Enotov because he knows how to think not only constructively, but also within the framework of reality. Since we will be forced to serve this term anyway, we must carry it out with minimal losses. Secretary, please record Enotov’s speech almost verbatim! I invite everyone present to think at their leisure what disciplines we really need. So. Next question. What should we do with teachers? Goshkin will make a report.

Goshkin: I actually observed it here, but they, in fact, have gone completely crazy. They give me all sorts of rubbish, my dad ate half a pack of analgin yesterday after he tried to solve my math problems. His mother then lowered his blood pressure. And they're yelling! Why yell? Well, I blurted out yesterday that Vilnius is a breed of kangaroo, so what, who feels bad about it? I suggest that everyone who yells and harasses the house should be kicked out of school.

Koshkin: And who will be left? You, Goshkin, are fundamentally wrong. You need to work with the material that you have. Not to expel, but to re-educate!

Senkina: And I feel sorry for them! We must be patient too! You, Koshkin, especially! Who threw a cockroach into my compote yesterday in the dining room? You still have to re-educate and re-educate yourself!

Goshkin: Ha! It's a pity! Feel sorry for yourself! They are generally our class enemies, one might say!

Leading: Let's avoid class segregation, please. Carry on, Senkina.

Senkina: No, really, just think about it. By 8am every day. You won’t be able to skip much, because adults have even more serious problems in this regard. We tolerate them one at a time, they tolerate us at a rate of thirty at a time. Imagine, Goshkin, that you would have to communicate with thirty teachers for 45 minutes! Horror! Here only from Redkin and Fedkin you can go crazy - not only scream, but also start biting! This is any of us, just hit them on the head with a briefcase - and for fifteen minutes you can relax. But such methods are prohibited for teachers.

Koshkin: And my father says that everyone chooses their own destiny. Nobody forced them into school. Unlike us, by the way. Since they have already come, let them be patient.

Senkina: It's good for you to reason! And she, maybe, was a snotty girl when her parents persuaded her to go to ped. Do you know what kind of ancestors there are?! Can't really argue with that. And now she’s old enough to learn a new way, but doesn’t know how to do anything else. Your mother works as a cleaner, has she dreamed of this all her life?

Koshkin: Where will she go with three children? She might even go to school, but who will support her?

Senkina: So are teachers. They got into trouble once, but now they are enduring with all their might. And we, in turn, must show humanity and not become embittered, like you, Goshkin, but find ways to improve relationships and influence gently, delicately.

Leading: Okay, Senkina, everyone understands. You are smart, in short, your task is to organize classes to study teachers and correct their behavioral stereotypes.

Lastochkina: Or maybe we should even give them a vacation? Let them rest a little, and at the same time become better.

Leading: They would be happy, but who will allow them? They have the same attendance and program.

Lastochkina: Why can’t we teach the lesson ourselves? Let them slowly make their way to school, sit in the back desk, and we will all tell them what is supposed to happen there. Let them relax for at least a week or two. And some of them are really painful to look at—they’re so twitchy, they’re crying like a madhouse.

Leading: Personally, I don't mind. Who agrees? Let's write it down. How do we present this to them?

Senkina: Let's come up with something!

Leading: OK. I believe that we had a useful meeting today. Will be working.

Everyone leaves.

Part 2

There are two people on stage - the Presenter and Senkina.

Leading: Dear teachers! We are extremely happy to congratulate you on the upcoming Teacher's Day! On this solemn day, we want to tell you how much we love you and how grateful we are to you for everything you do for us.

Senkina: Dear teachers! We know how tired you are from your hard work. That's why we have prepared a surprise for you. We are in a hurry to please you! You don't have to prepare for lessons for the next two weeks! Because we will lead them for you... we! And you will relax quietly and calmly in the back desks. Like your laziest students.

Leading: And we promise not to shame you, not to call your parents to school.

Senkina: Don't clutter your head with overwhelming tasks.

Leading: Don't pick on your appearance.

Senkina: You might even be late!

Leading: And skip classes!

Senkina: No, of course, we will try to make your classes interesting. But we won’t force you!

Leading: We also wish you all:

All(one by one):

- Happiness!

- Health!

- Energy!

- Courage!

- Have a good mood!

- Capable students!

- Responsible parents!

— Loyal administration!

- Optimism!

- And a big salary!

All(in chorus): Happy holiday!

Boys in full skirts come out, dance the cancan and sing a comic song to the melody of an operetta.

It’s impossible to live in the world without school, no.

It contains the happiness of life,

In it the dawn of fate.

Teachers teach us here

Me, you, you, me.

They and I are connected by the same fate.

You and I have been coming here since childhood,

School has replaced our home,

We come here every day.

We congratulate you on this holiday,

With all my heart and soul now

We will play and sing

About how fun we are.

We will play and sing

About how fun, how happily we live.

Sketch for schoolchildren

THEATER PERFORMANCE “RING SHOW”

There are two teams on stage. In front of one is a sign that says “Parents” in big letters, and in front of the other is “Teachers.”

Leading: Attention attention! Our microphone is installed at the parent meeting of the Nth school. Team of teachers versus team of parents. Who will win? So, dear fans, who are we rooting for? Yes, my parents, but I also feel sorry for the teachers... So, let's start!

1st teacher: Dear comrade parents! We invited you today to report on new outrages committed by your children.

1st parent: Dear fellow teachers! Our houses are located next to your school, and we see with our own eyes what your students afford.

2nd teacher: Your children.

2nd parent: Your students.

3rd teacher: I wonder who brings frogs from home and makes them croak in class?

3rd parent: And who forces children to saw the legs of chairs at home, supposedly doing their homework?

4th teacher: What if you do all your homework for your children?

4th parent: You assign stupid tasks and want the children to become smarter!

5th teacher: Yeah, but how wise you are! And who gives prizes to children for good grades? I just wonder how many of our fives your salary is enough for?

5th parent: And our settlements with children do not concern you.

6th teacher: Have you seen what your children did to the walls of the school?

6th parent: Who taught them to write?

7th teacher: And the sloppy ones!

7th parent: Look at your school! In general, it’s high time to organize parking. Otherwise, when you come to pick up your child, there is nowhere to park the car.

8th teacher: It would have been a good idea to help the school improve the grounds a long time ago.

8th parent: Your students...

9th teacher: Your children!

Leading: Stop, it's a draw, the question remains open.

Fanfare (phonogram)

Song about teachers (phonogram)

Presenter 1. V. 2 On such a nice, clear day
I would like to congratulate
All Russian teachers
And glorify your feat!
For many years in a row,
You are always with us.
The kids at school say:
“There goes our mothers.”

In riding 2 . For long, kind, honest work
They are not erecting a monument to you.
May all your students
They glorify you with their work.

Presenter 1 .Your feat is visible to the whole country,
From north to south:
He trampled a tunnel in the mountain,
Another saves a friend
And the third one stands at the board,
The fourth field is being plowed.

Presenter 2 .And every former student
He will say thank you loudly.
Thank you many, many times,
For teaching us!

Presenter1.
Dear, dear teachers! We sincerely congratulate you on the upcoming holiday - Teacher's Day! But there is no teacher without students. This means that today’s holiday is not only yours, but also that of everyone who has studied and is studying. Everyone studied at school:
our grandparents, mothers and fathers. It turns out that Teacher's Day is a national holiday.

Presenter 2. Even if it’s not every day with us,

Filled with triumph

But in the morning, entering my class,

You are good.

Presenter 1. Bring knowledge to children,

Teach them by example

And the kids, having grown up,

They will definitely appreciate it!

Presenter 2. Friends, we are glad to see you

And our concert will begin now.

Just a reminder for viewers:

Today is Teacher's Day!

Number No. 1: Congratulations to elementary school students

Words, song

Presenter 1. Dear teachers,May the important work you do every day bring you only joy. We wish you good health and new successes in your hard work.

Presenter 2. Your students, in turn, will try to please you with their achievements as often as possible and, even after leaving the school walls, never forget those people who helped us explore the world and come back here again and again.

Presenter 1 . Today our male teachers are present in this hall. Low bow to you Alexander Semenovich and Boris Borisovich.

Presenter 2. Let there always be excellent grades in your journal, peace and order in your lessons, and prosperity and prosperity in your personal life! Thank you for the competent knowledge that will be very useful to your students in later life!

Students of grades 5 and 6 perform. (words)

Scene: “Wide-profile specialist” (Alyosha Chumaev, Vasily Tingaev)

Presenter 2. . On this day we solemnly congratulate
Those people who give us knowledge!
After all, a TEACHER is not just a profession,
This is a mission, this is a calling!

Presenter 1 .And those who were next to us,

Who taught and mentored us,

Today we honor

Thank you teachers

Number: Song (5.6 grades) “Favorite Teacher”

Presenter.2 Oh, how much sadness there is in the word “Veteran”!

But how much honor and warmth there is here!

After all, only through labor was human honor given,

And the best years passed at school.

Presenter 2 . Today at our celebration there are guests, veterans of teaching work. (transfer):

Our dear veterans, please accept our words of gratitude for your work, kindness and patience. Congratulations on your professional holiday! We wish you good health, mental and physical strength, creative success and sincere love from your students! Please accept our musical gift.

Number:

Presenter 1 .The proud word Teacher is pronounced in all languages ​​with the greatest reverence and respect. In the hearts of each of us, along with family and friends, there is always a teacher, the most beloved, the one who opened the way to the world of knowledge. Each of us remembers our first teacher and our school years with special warmth and love, respect and gratitude. Education rests on caring people who love children and youth, on individuals who are obsessed with their profession. Today every student is the hope of his family, his city, village, tomorrow he is the hope of Russia. And therefore your profession is one of the honorable and humane.

Tatyana Nikolaevna, these words are for you. Thank you for your wisdom, intelligence, patience and love for children.

Song: Yamashkina Karina, Kosov Artyom

Presenter 2 . Dear teachers,

Congratulations on Teacher's Day,

May you always be lucky in life!

We sincerely wish you generously,

May luck come quickly!

Presenter 1. May your everyday life be bright!

Let your work bring success!

And let there be a lot of joy!

Always remain the best!

Presenter 2 .Be feminine forever, desirable,

Impeccable, beautiful soul!

We wish you heavenly manna!

May everything always be good!

Presenter 1. Our dear, beautiful half of humanity, our dear teachers, accept a musical gift from us.

Number: Dance

Words of congratulations from 7.8 grades.

Number: Yamashkina Karina (song)

Presenter 1. Teacher's Day…. A holiday of all professions. After all, as one wise man said: “If professions had heads, they would bow before the teaching profession.” And in my opinion, this is probably why holidays exist, to stop, to look back, to more acutely feel the importance and responsibility to people and to the cause to which you dedicated your life and once again make sure that you made the right choice. On these October days, teachers' names are pronounced especially often and loudly. However, for a real teacher, it is more important that praise be heard not from a high rostrum, but in the school corridor, in a crowd of children for whom he has just taught a lesson. What kind of teachers are remembered... Kind, fair, knowledgeable?... probably these are approaches to the main thing... those who equally believe in their science and in their students.

Presenter 2. We congratulate you on your holiday!

We wish you obedient students.

We wish you patience in your work,

But in life there is only luck.

Leading first. Arseny, I wonder what you would write in the essay “If I were a school principal”?

Presenter 1. For example, I would lengthen the changes.

Presenter 2.A I would arrange delicious breakfasts for them, especially for the boys.

Presenter 1. Me I would introduce a sense of humor test for teachers.

Presenter 2. And I don’t like this topic at all.

Presenter 1. What, you don’t like writing essays?

Presenter 2 No, I like the topic “I want to be a director.”By the way, listen to the school joke.Vovochka wakes up in the morning and says: “Mom! I don't want to go to school today. Ivanov will fight again, Petrov will throw notes, and Sidorov will push.” You can’t, son, firstly, you’re already forty years old, and secondly, you’re the school principal!

Presenter 1. Head teacher! Woman and mother!
Both in school and in family form.
It’s hard for us to find worthy words,
What can a Female Director decorate?
Foreman and watchman and administrator,
She is a teacher, manager, supply manager!
The advisor is a judge, not a dictator.
She is dragging the school baggage in a cart.
You are the most wonderful director
They gave so much to their school!
Everyone respects you very much for this,
From first graders to teachers.
We wish the guys year after year
We hurried to see you with the arrival of September.
So that our school is called the best,
Thanks to the directors for everything!

Presenter 2. For you, Svetlana Nikolaevna, musical congratulations.

Number:

Presenter 1 . We all learned a little bit

Something and somehow.

And everyone chose the path

And everyone chose their own path.

And those who were next to us,

Who taught and mentored us,

Today we honor

Thank you, teachers!

2 presenter

The girl tells her mother what happened at school.

  • Mom, can you imagine, and Vitya said that he couldn’t learn all the lessons at once
  • How is that?
  • Well, he only teaches one subject.
  • What's singing? And why? How does he explain his behavior?
  • He says: “If I learn both English and mathematics at once, everything will be confused in my head.”

Phonogram “Farewell Waltz”

1 presenter : Last academic year within the walls of my native school. How sad, but that’s how life works. Today our ninth graders say congratulations and words of gratitude to their teachers.

Congratulations from graduates (lyrics), song

Presenter2: In aviation, they strictly count how many hours a pilot has flown,

Few people know about the teacher, how long he stood at the blackboard!

How many notebooks did I check at night?

How many plans have I written in my life?

How many times have I believed a person and punished myself for him?

Presenter 1 .As long as the Earth rotates,

Dear fragile planet,

There are teachers in the world

And that means there will be more light!

At the end of the holiday:

The final song “Teacher's Waltz” plays, Karina sings

(The song “Hello School” is played to the tune of the song from the film “The Scarecrow-Meow”.)
(2-3 grade)
The morning begins, begins,
The children are waking up, waking up.
Put on your school uniform,
We all took our briefcases with us.
And with a cheerful smile
We flew to school.


I will learn to count and multiply.
And I will also learn to share,
Hello school!

The school is very cool, very great.
We learn a lot of new things, a lot of new things.
And we solved problems,
Essays were written
In English they spoke
They sang and taught poetry.

One, two, sun, three, four, five!
If you get five, you can play!
Lessons are over, I need to play.
Hello childhood!

ONE DAY
FROM THE LIFE OF A TEACHER
(4th grade)

1st student:
Morning. House. Family. Alarm.
Empty refrigerator.
Bag. Umbrella. The stamping of feet.
And the lesson began.

2nd student:
Cards. Globes. Adviсe.
Theorems and answers.
Discussion. Bottom line.
Unexpected call.

3rd student:
Competencies. Program.
Everything is urgent, like a telegram.
Deuces. Nerves. Corvalol.
Student looking at the floor.

4th student:
Contest. Holiday. Meeting.
Meeting for parents.
Puzzled father.
Entertaining ending.

5th student:
Points. Personality. Height. Problems.
Exercise. Method. Themes.
Here are notebooks, a heap, a mass.
Social class passport.

7th student:
Shop. Price. Expenses.
Two weeks until payday.
Milk. Groats. Cheese.
Empty wallet.

8th student:
Night. Floor lamp. Sofa. Textbook.
The husband is already asleep, the child is dozing.
Teachers' council. Concert. Report.
Thesis. Federal State Educational Standard. That's it! Waste!

1st student:
We all love you very much
And we wish you a vacation!

All:
And Happy Teacher's Day
Congratulations!

Sketch (grades 5,6,7)

The song by V. Shainsky to the words of M. Plyatskovsky “What they teach at school” sounds. Three people take the stage: a girl and two boys (truants).

1st boy.

Where are you going?

2nd boy.

- I'm tired of school!
They will torture you with lessons again.

Girl.

- That's it, what should we do there?
It's better to just take a walk.

The rest of the students leave.

- Hi guys! Why are you sitting here?
Is your watch slow today?

1st boy.

- And we decided not to go to school.
We know how to read, write - what else can we learn?

Girl.

- We won’t go to study anymore.
It’s better that we all find work.

Students.

- And who are you going to become?
After all, to work, you need to know a lot.

2nd boy.

- What? there to know? My dad is an engineer in an office,
Draws directly on cardboard.
This work is good
I don't need anything except a pen and pencil.
I’ll take and draw a house, a square...
Good job engineer!

1st boy.

- And I can be a doctor,
Cut something off or sew something on.
Then I’ll give everyone a newsletter, -
That's all! Free all day!

Girl.

Students.

-Are you laughing? To build a house
You can't get by with a pen and pencil.
You need to know the strength of materials and what is put into the concrete.
If you don’t know, this house will collapse.

- Do you want to be a doctor?
Children and adults - treat everyone -
You can't prescribe medicine.
You will harm, not help.

- And who will let you cut a person,
When you don’t know where the ear is and where the eyelid is.

- Well, what are you looking at, huh?
Your affairs are also bad.
About rings and earrings
You won’t even know a little!

- They’ll invite you to the podium in Paris,
And you don't speak French.

- Like a magazine, very fashionable,
Do you suddenly want to read it?
Oh, girlfriend, I feel sorry for you,
I wish you had the Primer in your hands.

- Yes, well, what can I say?
You don't have to be anyone here.
You'll come to the TV
But you won’t find it in the program
The film that is playing there.
And your number won't work.

- Look... you can’t buy
No candy, no pack of chips,
Neither cookies, marmalade,
And neither Fanta nor chewing gum.

- Well, what if you were a banker?
Does it get into your head?
You can't calculate the profit
No, that won’t do, brothers.

- You’re a cook - imagine now.
You can do it quickly, without loss
Read the recipe, cook -
Everything should be tasty.

- Now imagine another one,
The situation is like this:
So I bought a movie ticket.
It doesn't matter who you go with.

- You decided to call Masha.
You need to write a note.
How will you write a letter?
How will you buy her flowers?

- The girls care.
And you will go to the cinema alone.

- That's right, we need to study.
For effort and reward.
You will know everything, you will read everything,
Everything you need, you will find everything.

1st boy.

- Listen to you, decide -
Go to school every day.

2nd boy.

- Listen, cool, you and I
Let's buy the book "Battleship".

1st boy.

- Yes! And we can find out everything
Read about battleships...

1st boy.

- And about the yacht, that one, remember?!
Where you can’t catch up...

2nd boy.

- And about the boat, which...

(three of us)

- Yes-ah... learning is just great!!!

Girl.

- Well, I can read it
About hairstyles, shoes, colors...
Yes, you can’t count everything.

Students.

- So what, have you been convinced?
And to comprehend everything at the right time,
will help you(all together) TEACHER!

Children sing the song “Congratulations” to the tune of V. Shainsky’s song “What They Teach at School.”

______________________________________________

New Russian grandmothers. (8 classes)

1. Hello, dear ones!

2.I was assigned..

1. Spend today...

2. Don't interrupt me! I was assigned...

1. Spend today...

2. Don't interrupt me! I was instructed (look at 1 grandmother) to conduct... (look again).

1.Hold today's concert..

Pause

2.Why are you bothering me?

1. Because you don’t know how to conduct a concert. If, for example, a singer is performing now, how will you announce her?

2. I’ll say that he will speak now...

1.I'll tell you! ..The singer must be announced by singing. (sings.) Now a singer will perform, she will sing for you...

2. Ha ha..! Interesting! And if acrobats perform, how will you announce them? Over your head? Somersault?

1.But you will announce the acrobats.

2. No, I’ll announce everything.

1.Why?

2. Because the concert must be conducted by a savvy and decisive person.

1.You speak as if you are going to lead not a concert, but a ship in a storm. Just think, captain!

2. The captain is a man! And I am a woman!

1.Oh-oh, hold me... Woman... Look at you, sand is falling off you...

2.Look at you, this garden scarecrow...

1.No, look at her, she’s an old nag

(pushing each other)

2. Okay, that's enough, that's enough. People are looking at us.

1. Oh, really, chavoy, we’ve completely gone crazy old people.

2.And now the song……………….

Song

In your big eyes there is anxiety and sadness,

After all, we again don’t have enough paint for repairs.

You want to send everything into the lilac distance!

Into the lilac distance - whitewashing and painting,

In the lilac fog - a water tap,

In the lilac fog - window putty.

And your vacation floated away into a lilac fog!

In the lilac distance are the Canary Islands and Hawaii.

I would like to leave for a year, or maybe two...

Or maybe you dream of leaving forever.

You dream, but you can barely get there!

The lilac fog over our school is melting,

The director sits in it, and it’s not easy for him -

He is in no hurry to go home, the director understands:

You will have to solve all the questions yourself!

2. Matryon, look, your whole back is white.

1.Where (looks around)

(2nd laughs)

2.I was joking.

1. Fuck you! You're all hee-hee, yes ha-ha.

2. Today we need to laugh and cheer up our respected people. Otherwise they laugh once a year.

1.Why 1?

2. The first of July, when they go on vacation.

1. Let's tell jokes.

2. I'm first.

1.Go ahead.

2. Vovochka received a bad mark in physical education.

Father asks:

Why did your teacher give you a bad grade?

“And he asked to cover the goat with mats.”

Well, I covered it...

1.Now I..

The teacher says to the student:

Let your grandfather come to school tomorrow!

Do you mean father?

No, grandpa. I want to show him what mistakes his son makes in his homework.

2. You should just invite your grandfathers...

1. This is a joke (offended)

2.Okay, okay, announce the musical number

1. (singing) I’ll sing for you...

2. It’s not you who will sing, but the guys.

Musical number

All students line up on stage and sing to the tune of the song “Smile” from the movie “Carnival Night”)

If you sometimes feel sad and sad,
If someone is being naughty in class,
This is not on purpose or on purpose,
Our energy is just bubbling.

So let's all the excitement
Let's forget at this hour.
And good mood
Will not leave you again.

If we don’t answer well in class,
If we forget to learn formulas,
We also get what we deserve,
But we know how to hide our grief.

money

2. I was riding in a minibus one day and read the sign “Whoever slams the door will become a beneficiary!!!”

1. You laugh at the old and sick..

Listen to the story:

And for the third time the old man came to the blue sea, and the Goldfish had mercy on him and gave him Raskolnikov’s address...

2. (dreamy)

And the sun is shining brightly, and the landscape is beautiful when C2H5OH is splashing in the stomach (ts 2 as 5 oas)

1.Are you crazy, Flower, you’re at school.

money

1. Little flower, let’s talk about love.

2.What kind of love do you like at your age?

1. Well, you can dream...

2.Now you will see about love with your own eyes, how Othello loves Desdemona

Sketch of Othello and Desdemona

Othello (4 grades)
(rushes towards her)

I hear steps. Finally at home
My wife. And he'll cook me lunch.
I'm fucking hungry, Desdemona!

Desdemona

Othello, I don't have lunch.

Othello

I really have no time for jokes, my dear,
Our refrigerator has been empty for a long time!
I'm just dying of hunger...

Desdemona

But I was working, not at the cinema!

Othello

What's in your bag? Notebooks again!
Did you bring it home?! Woe is me!

Desdemona

I see that your nerves are not all right,
You even screamed more than once in your sleep.

(Sits down to check his notebooks.)

Othello

Listen, Desdemona, really
It would be nice to have a snack now!

Desdemona

Othello! We already ate today!
And it’s even harmful to eat at such a late hour.
But if you really want, you can, honey,
Fry the eggs, just do it yourself.
Don't distract me, please, my love!
There are three eggs left, that's enough for us.

Othello

What three? I ate two yesterday.

Desdemona

OK then. Fry yourself one.

Othello

But the refrigerator is empty!

Desdemona

Well, I don’t know where it could suddenly disappear?!

Othello

Listen, I have a job too,
But I can’t think of anything because I’m hungry!

Desdemona

Oh, honey, come on, really, think of something...
Do your homework! And hunger will disappear.

Othello

My hunger will not be satisfied. Really
Is it so difficult for you to go to the store?

Desdemona

I thought I'd come by at the end of the week,
But you could buy something yourself!
You're disturbing me, honey. By the way,
So little time left, dear!
I will be on duty at school until nightfall:
My class is walking at the disco.

Othello

What disco?! What kind of joke?
Our family is about to be destroyed!

Desdemona

Oh, you know, there's not a minute left,
My class is already waiting for me there, go.

Othello

Like hell from incense, you run away from home.
Work is more important to you, not family.
Have you prayed at night, Desdemona?
Die, unfortunate one! Die, my love!
__________________

(9th grade)

Teaching is not work, but renunciation,

The ability to give your all,

Leave for a long feat and torment,

And in this we see light and grace.

Teaching - when in the eyes of cold

The dawn of understanding will light up,

And you will understand: I tried not in vain

And it was not in vain that he scattered his knowledge.

Showered with colored rain of bouquets

And illuminated by the brilliance of hundreds of eyes,

Accept, teacher, not a word of greeting,

And part of the soul is from grateful us!

Song to the melody of “Closing the Circle” (end, everyone sings)

1. Here is one of those stories
Which we are arguing about here
And not a day, not two,
And for many years.
It’s not easy at school,
We ask questions here
And the teacher will answer them.

Why does one strive for knowledge?
Graduate and first grader
Why do we rush to class like a river?
How the teacher comes to class
And he teaches us a lesson,
We all want to know for sure

Chorus:

Stand here in a circle
Student, teacher, friend.
The light shines in the windows of knowledge,
Leaving a mark on the heart.
Let the years go by
The school is always with us.
There are a hundred roads before us
The school has grown a sprout.

2.Opening the doors of life
We all trust you, teacher,
We believe in what lies ahead.
Many songs have been sung about you
Forget sadness, our circle is small,
And call us again to the world of knowledge.

Chorus.

3.If knowledge is in the palm of your hand,
Then you won't drown in dreams,
You are not lost for days.
We remember you, teacher.
We go into life with knowledge
The teacher raised people in us.
Each bird has its own motive,
Each song has its own motive,
The school also has its own motive.
Everything we know will be useful
You, teacher, will be in my dreams
The kids are all grateful to you.

Chorus.

_________

(1 class)

1.What student is without mistakes?
Without a deuce? - Well, what can I say?
But still your smiles
We remember and will appreciate.

2.And every kind word
Will remain in our hearts
And we are ready to bow
In deeds, not in words.

3.We ourselves and our parents
Now we understand more clearly
How difficult it is for a teacher today
Cope with your task.

4 .Teacher - as if it’s not fashionable.
Other professions honor...
Thank you for your noble
And selfless work!

“Golden Wedding” (“Cuckoo”) (grades 1,2,3)

It's a holiday, a holiday at our school.

We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.

How nice it is for us to look at you.

And smiles are everything for you.

Etc.

Oh, the student and the teacher

Life at school is great!

Oh, the student and the teacher

May fate smile on us!

Oh, the student and the teacher

So many years, so many years together.

Ah, the student and the teacher,

May we live for two hundred years!

This holiday is only once a year.

But we always love you very much.

May you and we be lucky in life

And we drink milk for you today!

Musical number to the melody “What is autumn?” (beginning, everyone sings)

What's going on at school today?

We will answer your question directly:

It's a holiday here with us,

Here we have

Teacher's Day, the very same!

Chorus

Happy to see you all now

At this most exciting hour.

Happiness, smiles, light, kindness

Adults and children wish you well.

A teacher working at a school

The best teacher in the world

Because he has his big heart

He gives it to all the children without any reserve.

Chorus

1 grandma:

Let in this hall, at this hour

The lights are burning brighter!
And again we congratulate you, our teachers!

Our junior classes' loud laughter is the best reward!
The kids will be very happy to congratulate you.

Etc. (repeat)

Performing a song to the tune of “Forward, midshipmen”(to parents)

By the will of fate it happened
Or is this the cross you have?
And all my strength was given to the school,
And going to class is like going into battle.
And at night you dream of the board,
And you have no other worries,
As soon as tomorrow what happens,
And will the class understand the task?

Chorus
Keep your nose up, dear teacher,
Is life hard or good?
Knowledge and soul are one,
Knowledge and soul are one.
The love for students is the same!

Years will pass, centuries of shadow
They will disappear, everything will close in a circle.
But the warm word is “teacher”
Suddenly our hearts will be troubled.
Will always make you remember something
Dear, close to you
In the twentieth century and in the two hundredth -
The teacher is eternal on earth!

Chorus
Keep your nose up, dear teacher,
Is life hard or good?
Knowledge and soul are one,
Knowledge and soul are one.
The love for students is the same!

2 -3 grade

"If teachers disappear,

What will happen in the world then, friends?

Rudeness and ignorance will destroy souls,

there will be no joy in people's lives.

If the teachers disappear,

the earth will be unhappy and poor,

should we let this happen?

If the teachers disappear,

who will tell us that the Earth is eternal?

Eternal Earth! So the Teacher is eternal!

Isn’t that what you want, friends?

No, we won't let this happen

so that the word “teacher” disappears!

Through the centuries, through the centuries

your profession will last forever!”

Musical number based on “Hope” (parents)

1.What once brought you here?

You didn't look for easier ways.

Mind and heart, soul and warmth

They gave to the younger generations

For the sake of affirming kindness

Through all the doubts and worries

Brought high dreams

And they knew the joys and ups.

CHORUS:

The school is calling you,

My heart still breaks for her.

And in the heart of that young people,

What is called your hope.

May our hopes come true,

Everywhere on earth there is such a share.

Your ideals come to life now

Embodies the young tribe

Years of separation are not a problem,

Memory will pave the right path to childhood.

You are everyone's teacher forever

The most important, the very, very first.

CHORUS.

2 grandma

Teacher's Heart...Well, what can you compare it to?

With a cosmic Galaxy that has no boundaries?

Or maybe with the bright Sun, which gives people light?

With the depths of the sea, which sleeps for hundreds of years?

No, we won’t compare! But we will say: “Knock!”

Teacher’s Heart - HOPE, BELIEVE, LOVE!”

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