Cool prediction jokes. Preparing for the game

All this is written on separate pieces of paper and mixed. Then each spectator takes out a ticket and reads it into the microphone.

They can also be invested in air balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, pop it and read it out loud.

Take off awaits you career ladder without dizzying consequences!

Yours creative success This evening will be noticed by everyone present!

Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth!

Your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic interest.

Love is waiting for you. Soon very soon.

The second half of the evening is favorable for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!

A huge success awaits you tonight!

This day is conducive to plans aimed at the future and their discussions with partners of the opposite sex!

Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important to you than spending time with words!

Today you are likely to make acquaintances and hobbies, especially in the second half of the evening!

Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, you can achieve anything!

Today, the best thing for you is to rely on your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!

Avoid cold shoulder from your partner of the opposite sex and always be on your guard!

Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!

Chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy this evening!

Today is a particularly important evening in your life, please Special attention on the neighbors at your table!

At midnight - you can start leading a quiet lifestyle, but now have fun!

Tonight is good for any entertainment!

Pay attention to every glass you pour and don’t let it pass your mouth!

Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!

The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!

Today you will be especially inclined to drink alcohol, don’t get too carried away!

Avoid conflict at the table over not drinking a glass on time!

It's advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex while dancing tonight!

Drinking too much alcohol tonight can lead to disorientation in space and time!

Tomorrow you will have a surplus of energy, so spend it today!

Independent actions on your part today will allow you to improve your financial situation!

Today, you might be expecting a big win!

Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!

Fireworks bright events awaits you in the new year. Start preparing immediately.

When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.

When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.

Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.

If on January 1st you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!

Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you boring.

Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.

Today is the best day for you! As the others!

If in New Year's Eve If you find a foreign body in your salad, know that this is good luck!

Run for president in March - that's where you belong.

Your long-time dream will come true - a cottage by the sea.

Your place is next to the director - you look better there.

A car is not for you, but a helicopter is.

January 1st little head bo-bo, money bye bye. Go on a visit – you’ll improve your health and save money.

Sing songs more often - you will have a cheerful life.

Live long, long, as long as you want and with whomever you want.

Drink a can of beer every day and you will live happily all year.

To make every tooth shine in the sun, eat a whole tube of paste.

Many incidents and interesting journeys await you.

You will continue to burn with creative work.

You will join the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor.

And a lot of household chores and household chores await you.

A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills await you.

Love will brighten your days and they will become bright.

Fate will gild your pen and send you a handsome paycheck.

Your health will become stronger, your second youth will come.

You are the darling of fate, which means success and good luck await you.

You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.

You have a lot of friends and acquaintances, and everyone will come to visit you soon.

A treat for your heart awaits you - a big increase in salary.

You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore all a year will pass Great.

You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms or troubles.

Fate will throw a wallet, and all this in the near future.

Your whole life in winter and summer will be illuminated with magical light.

You won’t burn your wings, take care of your health.

From now on, you will continue to get prettier and younger.

As you celebrate your good fortune, stock up on plenty of tea.

Everything will work out great in your family and personal life.

The coming year is preparing a meeting with an ardent admirer (fan), but it seems that this hobby will be short-lived. Don't worry: now is not the best time for tender feelings.

Do not rush to dramatically change your destiny in the coming year; now is not the time or place for sharp turns.

Be content with what you have - you are already in a better position than many.

The light flirtation awaiting you in the middle of the year will brighten your life with new colors.

It is better to postpone the solution to financial problems until the end of autumn, and you should completely abandon expensive purchases until the onset of summer.

The coming year brings new interesting acquaintances and meeting old friends.

Now the key to your success is cooperation.

Be extremely attentive to those who help you.

You are on the verge of a whirlwind romance.

Don’t forget that it’s winter outside, take care of your throat and airways, because a cold is not the best companion for love.

New Year will please you not only financial stability, but also new pleasant acquaintances.

Be careful, do not hesitate to refuse risky proposals and dubious affairs - they will bring nothing but trouble.

When starting a new business, do not forget about reliable, time-tested friends.

In the coming year, many surprises and gifts, useful and important meetings await you.

Everything related to production activities, information and training will bring you success.

Your family and friends will delight you.

Thanks to your charm and natural flair, you will be able to avoid many problems and successfully get out of unpleasant situations.

The second half of the year is good for matters of the heart, travel and entertainment. You will not lack them.

The coming year will not let you forget about domestic problems associated with loved ones, but it will also be full tempting offers relax and unwind.

You will find your happiness where you don’t expect it.

The second half of the year will bring love.

Financial difficulties do not threaten you, but you will have to take more seriously matters related to partners from afar.

January is the beginning of your creative blossoming.

Next year you will improve your financial situation and acquire a different status in society.

Changes for the better are planned in your relationship with someone who is far from you.

Be more tolerant of those around you. You expect gratitude, but you won’t always hear warm words addressed to you.

Success at work will require patience and the ability to compromise.

In the spring you will meet a person who can change a lot in your life.

A door is opening before you, leading to a fuller and more enjoyable existence, in which there is more room for personal life.

Your life will gain the stability and stability that Lately You missed it so much.

You will discover that your energy reserves are not unlimited, and you need to spend it wisely - namely, where it will bring the most benefit.

In the coming year, you are entering a streak of good fortune. Fortune will be your companion.

Your strengths and weaknesses are discussed, but as a result you will be given a fantastic business offer.

You will be affected by important changes in the personal lives of others.

In the near future, perhaps you will become the reason major scandal, but it will do you good.

Try to rest and don’t allow yourself to become slack for any reason!

Say goodbye to the past. It will no longer have an impact on you in the coming new year.

The changes taking place in the near future will be so noticeable that you will believe in success and improvement of your status.

A sense of duty and responsibility, the ability to direct efforts towards the right direction- this is the key to success. And most importantly, you will still be loved.

Everything that has developed throughout this year can be realized in the coming year.

Together with your partner you can make good money.

You will be interested in renewing a relationship with an old acquaintance, because you have decided that this is the person you need more than others.

Love will firmly enter your life.

Next year your attractiveness will be irresistible. You are loved, although you hide it, and you are waiting for new miracles and transformations.

Take care of yourself in the New Year and try to have a good rest.

In the coming year the problems will subside. You can safely bring your new plans to life, relying on like-minded people and... the Lord God.

What is happening will suit you in almost everything. Only those who are dear to your heart can cause aching pain, but you know that all this is temporary.

Please note: now is not the best time to change jobs. It's better to go on vacation and relax.

Use the opportunity for entertainment and love joys - there will be a lot of them. But at the beginning of the year, be guided by the motto “silence is golden.”

In the coming year, success and new opportunities to prove yourself await you. Everything is changing around you, new people, attachments, and plans will come into your life.

The year is good for dating, and new circle communication will inspire you to new ideas!

The coming year will bring pleasant events, you will feel happy, you will not get tired of declaring your love.

You will reap the benefits of success. How often do such moments happen?

The New Year will be a turning point - real and very successful changes await you in business and love.

This year will be full of events, you will remember it for a long time!

Success at work is possible, but to achieve it, great efforts must be made. Save your energy - you will need it at the end of winter.

At the beginning of the year, you will need to be careful in everything.

Be economical, do not get into arguments and do not sort things out with anyone - you can lose a lot.

Take an “inventory” of your wardrobe, rearrange it, put in order what you had no time to do.

The coming year is full of changes. By boldly stepping towards them, you can solve a bunch of problems.

Your charm will not save you; try to prove yourself as a serious business partner.

Friends will support your endeavors. Don't expect help from women.

Your outlook on life will change in many ways thanks to a long trip - there awaits you incredible success, new patrons will appear and at the same time everything will seem familiar.

In the coming year, you will be more popular and attractive than ever, and you will have influential friends.

Particular success awaits you away from home - go on a trip without hesitation.

Your past achievements will return you to the unrealized plans of the past, and the opportunity will arise to take revenge.

You can dramatically change your life, start new job. Just be as patient as possible.

In the coming year, you will have to fulfill your duty both in your personal life and in the service.

You will have to devote yourself entirely to your family, colleagues and business partners.

The coming year is full of changes. Good luck will accompany you, but be careful and prudent in matters, especially personal ones.

The coming year will bring you pleasant news from afar, tempting business and personal offers.

This year will give you a chance to get out of problems without losses, but to achieve success, you will have to work hard.

The second half of the year promises love adventures. It looks like happiness is just around the corner.

In the coming year, perhaps you will receive new lesson in personal life.

If financial problems push you into questionable earnings and contacts, it’s better not to take risks.

Now you will not achieve success alone, your luck depends on your loved ones and business partners.

Summer travel and communication with close friends will bring you a lot of pleasure.

The changes that began this year will bring joy next year. But at the beginning of the year you will have to work under the strict control of your superiors.

New projects will appear, expect interesting proposals. It is possible that your plans will begin to be implemented in the second half of winter.

Please note: your boss will play a decisive role in the coming changes. The second half of the year promises support from loyal friends and patrons, but be careful not to miss important events.

Your attractiveness knows no bounds, especially in the first half of the coming year. This is a time of surprises and gifts of fate.

Winter is full of meetings, entertainment and new acquaintances. They are interested in you.

funny, comic predictions for corporate events - New Year's lottery
All this is written on separate pieces of paper and mixed. Then each spectator takes out a ticket and reads it into the microphone. You can also put them in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, pop it and read it out loud. A rise up the career ladder awaits you without dizzying consequences!

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Prediction games are an interesting and very fun element of the holiday, which invariably evokes a response from guests. Serious prophecies and real fortune-telling are inappropriate at parties, because a negative forecast can completely ruin the mood. But comic fortune telling always goes off with a bang.

There are many ways to play this game. You can, for example, make a deck of fake cards: on one side there is a back, and on the other there is a printed prediction. Someone dresses up as a gypsy and invites guests to draw one card and read the prophecy out loud.

make fortune cookies;
print out funny candy wrappers with predictions inside, wrap candies in them, hand them out to guests and offer to unwrap them;
write prophecies on small cards with congratulations, put them in a box and invite guests to pull out one at a time;
Place stickers with numbers on the bottom of plates or glasses. Place this dish on a separate tray. Let the guests take it apart themselves before the feast. As a result, everyone will get a randomly drawn number. When the right moment comes, the host will ask the guests to look at the stickers. The participants of the holiday will name the numbers they have drawn, and the presenter will read out the numbered predictions.

Comic predictions based on films and songs

Movie titles

It is simple, but original and very interesting way predict fate on next year. The prophecy is the name of the film or cartoon itself. Not a plot, but only a phrase. Let guests be more sophisticated in their interpretations.

For example: “Next year I’m expecting... a game of thrones.” This can be interpreted in any way - for example, as a struggle for a position or as a dispute over the role of head of the family.

Appropriate movie titles

Armageddon
Big jackpot
Smell of a woman
Chicken Run
Taming of the Shrew
Groundhog Day
Monsters corporation
Deal with the devil
Midnight in Paris
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Sky over Berlin
Money Train
Sex and the City
Key to all doors
Third wheel
Meeting the parents
Fatal attraction
Best friend's wedding
Indecent proposal
The Forty Year Old Virgin
12 angry men
Haunted Mansion
The Wedding Planner
Friends with Benefits
Blonde in law
Breaking Bad

Soviet and Russian films

Love affair at work
Love and pigeons
Zigzag of luck
8 first dates
Long road in the dunes
Girl with no address
Love is a carrot
White Sun of the Desert
Big change

Lines from songs

Similar entertainment to the previous one. Only this time the prophecy is a line from a famous song. Phrases can be printed on paper (indicating the performer in brackets). But if you’re not too lazy, it’s better to prepare audio clips. In this case, fortune telling will turn out to be much more effective and interesting.

Song fragments are numbered. Guests draw out numbers, according to which short musical predictions are read to them. So, what does fate have in store for your guests in the coming year?

Suitable lines from songs:

1. Only a glass of vodka on the table (G. Leps)

2. Million, million, million Red roses(A. Pugacheva)

3. Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world (ABBA)

4. And on the sea there is white sand, a warm wind blows in the face (J. Friske)

5. Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced

6. There is nothing better in the world than wandering around the world with friends... (film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)

7. Oh, mom, I’ll give you chic, I’ll give you chic (F. Kirkorov)

8. I am free, like a bird in the sky (V. Kipelov)

9. You're lucky - you're not like everyone else! You work in an office! ("Leningrad")

10. Voyage, voyage. There, where I have never been (S. Minaev)

11. I love boogie-woogie, I boogie-woogie every day (“The Secret”)

12. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. (A. Pugacheva)

13. Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome. Ahead big changes. I know this for sure: everything will be awesome (P. Volya)

14. Oh, girls, I feel like I’m going on a spree. Oh, I'll go on a spree (Verka Serduchka)

15. The plane easily carries me away (Valeria)

16. Everything is in a bunch, but with us everything is in a bunch. Where we can’t get through straight, we’ll go sideways (Potap and Nastya)

17. I'm lying in the sun. I'm looking at the sun. I lie and lie and look at the sun (film “How the Lion Cub and the Turtle Sang a Song”)

18. Freedom, freedom, give me freedom! I'll fly high like a bird! (film “Flying Ship”)

19. The trailer will move, the trailer will move, the trailer will move... The trailer will move, the platform will remain (film “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath”)

20. If there was a sea of beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin. If there was a sea of vodka, I would become a submarine (“Dune”)

From bad habit in the new year

You will definitely get rid of it.

But here's the problem: instead of one

Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,

You will warm both body and soul.

You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,

You'll gain six kilograms of weight.

Smile always, smile everywhere,

Smile on land and water!

Fate will repay you for your smiles

A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,

Or you'll sit in a chair -

Know that next year

You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing

Every day for half an hour,

All dreams will begin to come true.

Life will be filled with miracles!

Have a higher power for you

New Year promises you

If you can, without being lazy,

Plow like a horse on Thursdays

Fate will open the way for you

To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -

You will find money in the field;

When you find the money -

You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles

Shreds at random

We need to forget for a year

About cognac, tequila, vodka.

Otherwise you will

In crime reports.

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

IN next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

Comic predictions for the new year and more
Comic predictions, short and long, funny and not so funny.

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New Year "365 predictions for the new year" Glass jars Paper Beads Sequins rhinestones Soutache braid cord

Hello! I saw an idea for a gift for the New Year in a contact. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed the truth on plain paper, cut it into strips, rolled it into rolls and tied it with multi-colored ribbons. I decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, and sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original, so I made it close to the original myself and here is the result.

I apologize for the quality of the photos; I didn’t want the camera to work.

And this is a top view of the lid and the jar box

Here is a list of predictions that I have slightly adjusted by replacing some predictions:

Such a sun can only have everything

depends on you!

Are you moving towards a better life?

situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.

There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but

delay may be beneficial

Think about your health

Big hugs await you

Ahead - a gentle kiss

You are lucky! So be more modest

Don't relax too much

Approach your boss with the left foot - and you'll be greeted with

promotion.

Always smile! And no one will call you

a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one

A sharp turn awaits in life

Today is the best day for you! Like all

you are located in on the right track.

Having conquered one mountain, start storming

A surge of energy will help you cope with

large volume of unplanned work.

Accept what you cannot change and you will

you will feel better.

Nature, time and patience are the three great doctors.

It's time to act!

May the world be filled with peace and

Working with new partners will be very

Work on diplomatic

abilities - they will be very useful for

Romance will take you in a new direction.

From now on your kindness will lead you to

Today you will have a beautiful day.

Measure twice, cut once!

Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.

Nightingales are not fed fables.

Focus on family and harmony with

A happy life is right in front of you.

Now it's time to try something

Patience! You're almost there.

He who knows is rich enough.

Do what your soul and body ask for

He who does not expect gratitude will never

Luck carries you through all difficult times.

Pay special attention to old friendships.

Physical activity will significantly improve

your views on life today.

Good time to finish old ones

Good news will come to you by mail.

Well done is better than well said.

Even though some people try to stop you, you

you will still achieve your goals.

A person is never too old to learn. New

knowledge will bring you success.

Whatever is done is for the better.

Do what you have to, and come what may.

It's time to move. Your mood

You have to consider the unexpected.

Don't give up and get what you want

Someone needs your support

If you want to be successful, you must look

as if you have it.

Best the enemy of the good.

The funniest desire is to please everyone.

What we ask for is what we receive.

The only difference between the winner and the loser is

that it rises one time more than

Remember that every day is the first day of the rest

In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often

We waste our energy on trifles.

Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either

how could it be!

The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.

When God closes a door, he opens a window

The road of a thousand miles begins with the first

Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do.

Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.

Professionals built the Titanic!

It's better to regret what you did, not what you did

He who stands still goes back.

Whatever is not done is for the better.

No one is defeated until he admits

Fighting is always justified if you know why

The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you'll forget

the main thing, and this is the main thing!

Don't try to be a hero until they call you.

These people and these events in your life turned out to be

here because you brought them here yourself. That,

Never ask anyone for anything, especially those

whoever is stronger than you will come and give everything

Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are lucky

Evil is not what comes into a person's mouth, but what

what comes out of them.

Do what you can with what you have

where you are now.

Today the tomorrow that I was talking about has just arrived.

you were worried yesterday.

There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten,

you at least have two options.

If you were born without wings, don’t bother them

A dog has so many friends because he wags.

tail, not wagging tongue

You are unique, just like everyone else.

Love your enemies. this will definitely lead them to

There are no hopeless situations. Usually the way out

there is where the entrance is.

It’s not enough to know your worth - you also have to use it

The wind of wanderings blows over you.

Don't miss important news.

Wait for your budget to be replenished.

Be careful on the road.

The stars are favorable to you.

Spend time on your home.

You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.

Lead ordinary life in an unusual way.

Don't look for external enemies: to understand that

hinders your development, look inside

Be attentive to the clues of fate.

If the well is clogged, now is the time to

Winning comes from what you have to

It's time to finish the old and start new.

If you don't want serious shocks,

analyze your attitude towards your own

Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.

Don't expect too much and don't think too much

Explore your shadow sides; understand that

attracts misfortunes into your life.

Finish what you started.

Be patient and if the decision is yours

That's right, the Universe will support him.

Don't get emotional.

Take a closer look at your health.

Enjoy your luck and share it with

the people around you.

Don't expect quick results.

Important news will come very soon.

Be persistent in the battle with your own

Your energy is leaking due to thoughtless or

Go with the flow of life without judgment and

trying to understand her.

Don't overestimate your strength: it can

lead to overvoltage.

Events are completely out of your control.

Think and don't rush into action.

The time has come to act, even if from you

requires jumping into the void.

Don't try to stubbornly express your will

a life that has been a secret until now

Be alert and avoid trouble.

If you show initiative, success will not

will make you wait.

Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations

The problem is not where you think it is.

Someone is trying to interfere or harm

It’s God’s will for everything: influencing the situation is not

The answer to your question is related to some

a man perhaps well known to you.

Something new will come into your life that

will significantly affect your personality.

Take a close look at your

environment: someone can take you to the very

You hope not in vain!

The result of your actions may be

Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.

You will finally be able to unlock the rusty

What you strive for is not worth yours

The main characteristic of the current situation

The offer that will be made to you will not

Forward and only forward: the matter you are talking about

You can't cope with your problems alone

From the sowing of grain to the harvest there must be

Wait a little, and the next day

will bring you unexpected long-awaited

You aimed for a long time, but you missed. Your

the shot hit the wrong animal. However, it's yours

prey, just try your best

appreciate it.

Bad weather is raging all around. But in your house it is very

So as not to feel very lonely,

help others reach the top too.

Your best chance is coming soon.

The more you hunt for the big ones

Stop thinking about wealth often, and it will

will certainly come to you on its own

Show less pride and be

careful in actions.

The “grain” you sown a year ago will sprout when

waning moon. The harvest is highly anticipated

rich, most importantly, make sure that no one

People have repeatedly tried unsuccessfully to ignite

fire. You and the long-awaited fire have come

flared up instantly - here it is, the hour has come

You have cared for the tree long and hard, and

finally, it bore a lot of fruit. Its branches

bend under their unbearable weight -

It's time to reap the well-deserved harvest.

The one who in the coming days will do to you

a nice gift to be the first to know about you

All. It is he who will lead you along the long, difficult

path, but you can only reach its end

You have become an obstacle to someone's dreams.

Step aside, carefully

consider your dream - it is near you.

Anyone who doesn't expect gratitude will never

Soon you will get rid of your bad habit and

you will buy two new ones.

Soon you will find yourself in a magical cave with

treasures. Be reasonable, don't take it

everything - take exactly as much as you can

carry away. But by all means give half

You are lost in a deep, dark forest.

Look around you - a person who,

will certainly help you get out, is located

very close to you at your distance

Open up and let the light into that part of you

a life that was still a mystery.

Whatever you give from your heart to others will come back to you.

The dawn is coming, for which many await

of people. But only you can catch the first one

glad Sun Ray. Lucky - you

You will live to be 100 years old!

You are sitting on the seashore, but for some reason you don’t

You can take a deep, full breath.

Take courage: and then luck will come to you

to you from magical lands.

Your other half thinks you're great

With great love you will be turned to the stormy

Something exciting awaits you

If you are carried away by feelings, you will not feel

You and your soulmate will meet

Your soul mate will help you in everything

Your soulmate will show you their feelings

A romantic trip awaits you

A special morning awaits you

You will be immensely happy

Something special awaits you

You will feel the scent of love

You will live without looking back

Your significant other will not judge you harshly for

You are the perfect couple

Lady and gentleman - your roles this year

Many magical moments of solitude await you

A romantic dinner awaits you

Something cute and mischievous awaits you...

Emotions will overwhelm you

An unusual trip awaits you

Trust your intuition, the more you

think, the less you will understand

You will see your soulmate in everything

Something exciting awaits you both

A romantic walk awaits you

You will understand who the love of your life is

Something tempting awaits you

A home surprise awaits you

You will be in each other's heart

You should change your outlook on life

A responsible conversation awaits you

Someone is very concerned about your feelings and

Your soul mate will invest everything in you

You will see everything with every glance

Many things will become obvious to you

You will get answers to your questions

You will be warmed by the warmth of your loved one

You are at the beginning of something new

Together you will open a new chapter

You will receive a good sign

Your loved one's world will revolve around

You can easily overcome complications in relationships

You will be inundated with gifts

Don't be afraid to imagine what yours will be like

A joint sports holiday awaits you

Your life won't be boring

Everything in your life will be shared by two

Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours

You will have more fun with your significant other than with

A hurricane of emotions awaits you

Someone will take very tender care of you

Declarations of love await you

Take photos together

Home will be the most comfortable place

Your soul mate will be your best support and

You will be the steering wheel in the relationship.

You don't have to pick up the pieces of your heart

You will be the perfect couple

Love will warm you from the inside

Emotions and feelings are the best cure for despondency

Love, love, love - that's what should be important to you now

For your other half - you are something special

You will have someone to fool around with

Write a wish list

Your romantic dreams will come true

Catch a thousand kisses

amazing reward awaits

Someone is looking for a way to your heart

A chance meeting awaits you

You have to do biggest bet V

You will shine brighter than the stars

You are in for a luxurious holiday

Catch air kisses...

Expect an unusual declaration of love

Take a closer look at your

Thoughts about love will help you move mountains

Someone is looking forward to meeting you

Crazy fun awaits you

Don't exaggerate other people's mistakes

You will choose with your heart, not your mind.

Wait for a romantic phone call

You'll miss someone

Look at life from a different perspective

The worst is over

Some problems remain, and we need to solve them

better not alone

Concentrate all your efforts on implementing the main

Don't rush things - it will cause harm

Events are developing rapidly. Trust

Don't change your course.

In love to you this moment subject to

Don't be afraid of obstacles, they will make a difference

even sweeter.

Don't deviate from your principles.

You are full of strength and can move mountains in love.

You will receive important advice from others

Don't chase profit.

Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in personal

life will be in chaos.

We need to make concessions. Forget old grievances

The time has come for updates.

There’s still a lull in your life, but it’s ahead

Communication is more necessary than ever.

You are at your cherished goal or very close to it.

Decide on your desires

waiting for you happy event, but necessary

be as friendly as possible.

Only well-thought-out plans will come true.

Appreciate what you already have.

The fulfillment of your cherished desire is already close.

Try not to take hasty

decisions - clarity will come soon.

It doesn't hurt to seek advice from a wise man

and an experienced person.

You're on your way to the top of your relationship.

Show courage and determination.

Make your plans boldly!

Your slogan is patience and no haste.

Soon there will be a person who will help you.

If you follow the chosen direction,

the result will exceed all expectations.

A very good time to realize your

Take your desires more seriously

Think more realistically.

Appreciate what may disappear

Give half of yourself to the person you love

Help your other half with work matters

You are made for each other

You will feel hot from feelings and emotions

Don't let stress dampen your passion

Always be on the side of your loved one

Forget about the past and new doors will open

Don't let your relationship stagnate

Defeat yourself first, and then your enemies. How

Can one control others without self-control?

Human decoration - wisdom, decoration

wisdom - tranquility, decoration of tranquility

- courage, decoration of courage - softness.

The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.

You can lead a camel to water, but you can't

make him drink.

Lush foliage of those trees with roots

He who treads softly will go far

“It’s better to light a small candle than a lifetime

“To learn to run, you must first

The wise man walks without leaving traces

Tall towers are measured in length

shadows they cast, but great people

Today they confess their love to you.

Stands in a boat going against the current,

stop, as she will immediately be carried back.

A close neighbor is better than a distant relative

Don't do to others what you don't want them to do.

Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they

promote right actions; good

the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps

There are minor conversations to be had.

In the end - happiness.

Don't take medications. There will be joy.

Stick to who you follow.

Don't take your loss or

Possessing the truth will lead you to the right path

You will rise to the royal court

You will make your home abundant.

You're on the right track! Do not stop!

You hope not in vain!

Your goal is achievable!

Success will come if you don't listen to anyone else

Do not act in accordance with the old ones

right for yourself.

Be patient and if your decision is right,

The universe will support him.

Focus on the present.

Trust what happens to you.

Unexpected news awaits you.

Look in the mirror and you will see a charming

Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.

Everything will be fine!

You will do something useful!

If you don't believe in yourself, you won't start anything. A

if you don't start anything, then nothing

Remember, there is always tomorrow.

Pay attention to the beauty around you

You are unique - remember that!

Don't miss important news.

Wait for the budget to be replenished.

The stars are favorable to you.

Spend time on your home.

You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.

Think not only about yourself, but also about others.

Don't stray from your chosen path.

Think about your decision again.

Only if you are collected and focused,

You will succeed in everything both in business and at home.

To survive, stock up on strong threads

This day promises you brilliant prospects.

Don't even try to calculate plans for

the coming week! She will still be there

Auntie will smile at you with a white-toothed smile

Today you will receive a worthy reward for

Everything will work out very well at work and at home.

successfully. Both colleagues and family will be able to

appreciate your extraordinary

Today is the best day for you! Like all

At work, everything works out in your favor.

After the rain the sun shines brighter

Encourage your little weaknesses - allow yourself

Today you will be as inimitable as ever! And outright defeat the opposite

Try to please your significant other more often

cute gifts and pleasant

Beautiful ones will open before you

opportunities to climb the career ladder.

The main thing is to be decisive! Otherwise you'll miss it

If you pay more attention to the second

soul mate, your relationship will be simple

Do not relax! Lucky case

will turn up, if only you are not lazy.

Work to your full potential, and then there will be something waiting for you

The day is conducive to work, but not excessive

What was not possible before can suddenly

get moving.

Creative energy combined with

a pragmatic approach can give

results that will make you feel

internal satisfaction and positive

Today you will be kissed by a pretty person.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today

Arrange a romantic breakfast for your loved one

by candlelight, and good mood guaranteed for you

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Here is the list of predictions, I corrected it a little by replacing some predictions: With such a sun, everything can only be good. A bag of gifts awaits you, and then everything depends on you! You are moving towards improving your life situation.

We have all heard about predictions. It is known that such work is carried out by people who are, to one degree or another, connected with various forces that are still incomprehensible and unknown to man. Predictions were in demand always and everywhere, in all countries and in the most different eras. Of course, in modern world predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them next in life. However, predictions are now acquiring not only a strict character, but also their humorous form. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.

Comic predictions - what are they?

How do cheerful predictions differ from their more strict form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced for different purposes. Many people get tired of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I want to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes turn into a comic form. It can be just humor, a cartoon, and sometimes there is real black humor. Reading funny predictions You can have a good laugh and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. In addition, when reading comic predictions, the harsh reality is easier to perceive, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions is, of course, up to each person. But it would be useful to take warnings into account.

Where are funny predictions used?

However, comic predictions do not always have a strict basis. They can also be used simply to lift your spirits. A person who adopts them is able to quickly become the life of the party and become known as an enviable joker. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, the main thing is that they are appropriate. Naturally, such a prediction does not need to be taken on faith; it is intended only for entertainment. However, there are also frequent cases when even funny predictions, invented for laughter, came true. So even with them you should be careful. Also, cool and funny predictions are often used at holidays and celebrations. These could be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays.

At what events are comic predictions most often used?

The first events where fun but instructive predictions originated were weddings. It's rare to see a wedding where guests don't dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what is a gypsy without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit among those present and simply amuse passers-by, the gypsy in a comic form pronounces predictions to the bride and groom, and then to everyone present. Afterwards, funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. The hero of the day is always wished for long years life, health, happiness. Everyone knows this and is accustomed to it. But a humorous prediction made at the height of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes for happiness and longevity, can ignite it with renewed vigor, make guests laugh and please the hero of the day. Often funny predictions are used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to the children's theme.

Cool predictions form

Comic predictions are used in various forms. If they are pronounced during a feast or wedding, then it is more interesting to use a poetic form. Thus, at the same time, a prediction can become an excellent toast. Also, a fun prediction often becomes part of a game or entertainment. There are many table games in which you can playfully guess who the person was in past life, of course, with the same comic result. If cool predictions are carried out at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costume masquerade for a similar purpose. Children interested in a riddle always accept jokes with pleasure.

In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke simply won’t work.

Comic predictions in verse in one line

1. The day was bright and bright, like a sweet gift.
2. A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3. Let a tear of joy shed soon old friend will be back!
4. Down with both anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5. Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.
6. Every day and every hour someone thinks about you.
7. Look ahead more cheerfully, wealth awaits you there.
8. Wait a little, the road is waiting for you.
9. Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10. Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week.
11. Suddenly you will have a new friend.
12. Wait without crying, luck will come to you.
13. The sun is back and happiness is back - you will meet new love.
14. Expect success at work by next Saturday.
15. You will always have delicious food in your house.
16. Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky.
17. If you lie down naked on ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl into you.
18. Someone will be lucky again in the coming year, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be prepared.
19. Changes await you at the beginning of January, prepare for them gradually - don’t waste your time.
20. Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions, and then you will quite possibly celebrate the New Year.

Funny predictions

1. When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
2. When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
3. You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
4. When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
5. Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
6. Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
7. Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
8. Today is the best day for you! As the others!
9. Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions.
10. During the first week after the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
11. When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
12. If your neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13. In the New Year you will win a million dollars, but then you will give it all to charity.
14. In the New Year, you will be able to get rid of your bad habit, but you will also acquire a couple of new ones.
15. In the New Year you will be given the most desired gift - goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16. In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, but now please open a bottle of champagne.
17. In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
18. In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and give the old one to a nursing home.
19. If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
20. If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that this is good luck!

Astrological comic predictions

1. The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
4. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, aren't you drinking too much champagne?
5. Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
6. The stars are not located in the best way: the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints will be the most susceptible to rhythmic twitching.
7. Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
9. From today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
10. This night the stars are positioned in the sky so that everything you have dreamed of getting for so long is shining for you.

New Year Wishes

1. Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2. I wish you to save the style! You will have a car!
3. Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
4. A toast to your health! Will you career!
5. I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
6. Surround you with comfort! And your income will increase!
7. Let success follow! You are the best to study!
8. There are many different impressions! On wonderful journeys!
9. Don't let worry bother you! A new job is waiting for you!
10. I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

Time passes quickly, and the New Year holidays are just around the corner. To entertain your guests on New Year's Eve, and not let them get bored after a hearty dinner, organize a game with comic predictions for the New Year 2019. There are several varieties of such games, you can choose the one that the best way suitable for your company. “Fateful” predictions can also be in different shapes, for example, astrological or comic predictions in poetry.

It's no secret that each of us expects something amazing, new acquaintances, new experiences, meetings with friends and relatives. We are all waiting for some miracle on New Year's Eve. And it doesn’t matter at all how old a person is, because somewhere deep in our souls we all remain children.

Every year we follow old tradition, raise our glasses, and make wishes as the chimes strike. Good wishes for the coming year are heard everywhere. Think about how else you can surprise your friends and relatives? How to congratulate them, wish them all the best, and even entertain them, approaching the matter in an original way and with humor? On New Year's Eve, take advantage of comic predictions for 2019.

Comic predictions for 2019 in poetic form

Place notes with prophecies in the balloons, and then inflate the balloons. Each guest will choose a ball, pop it, and read out loud their comic prediction on. You can choose any style of cheerful prophecy, but the main thing is that each prediction sounds optimistic and that no one is offended. Comic predictions in verse will sound quite good and even original.

Here are some examples of the text of such fun, comic predictions in verse:

Many incidents await you

And interesting travels -

For courses, on vacation, abroad -

Where fate will decide!

You, friends, will continue to

Burn with creative work.

But you won't burn your wings,

Take care of your health!

You will join the cream of society

Perhaps you will find a sponsor.

Your hairstyle, appearance

It will pleasantly surprise us all.

From then on you will continue to

Everything is getting prettier and younger!

Love will brighten your days

And they will become bright.

Your whole life in winter and summer

It will be illuminated with a magical light.
In fact, “prophecies” can be anything, but there is one requirement that must be observed: “prophecies” and wishes must be exclusively positive. There is no need for people to wish for illness and loss of money, even as a joke!

Here are more comic predictions in verse for the upcoming 2015 in original couplets:

Everything will be fine in life,
Especially on the personal front!

Good budget replenishment
Expects you throughout the summer!

In preparation for New Year's holidays, you need to think about how you will entertain your guests. It will be very boring to drink and eat all the time, but New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.

Can be carried out fun competitions, or you can make funny and humorous predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. On this page you will find them. There will be short and funny predictions, in poetry and prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are of a comic nature.

It is best to present such predictions as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will take out and read the predictions.

Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in everyday life.

And even if the rooster is not a migratory rooster,
A great vacation awaits you!

Don't expect much from the year
Love is enough for you!

May your wish come true this year,
You need to keep your promise!

Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times,
From home to work and back!

Wait for a salary increase
Or a new addition to the family!
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Fun awaits you at the beginning of the year,
And after that there will only be a binge with a hangover.
So friend, don't yawn
Improve your health!

This year will be busy
Full of things to do, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!

Find time for love,
But just don't pass by.

Career growth is not coming soon,
But things will go uphill!

Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!

Those who like to sleep a lot

A year without surprises awaits again!

You will sleep through all the surprises,

Just don't blame us for that!

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

Next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms of weight.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.

"Dear Colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate cause, and now is the time to relax and celebrate the New Year 2017! We didn’t get enough sleep for a whole year, and even if we did get enough sleep, we didn’t have time to have breakfast. Whole year we worked as hard as we could, and if we didn’t make any effort, it meant we were still asleep. We've been looking forward to it all year and every month. wages, and that day none of us could sleep. We truly deserve a holiday! May we be more obsessed in the New Year more wins above sleep, and a friendly and peaceful atmosphere will reign in our team!”

Noise and bustle in our departments

They never stop talking.

The holiday is already underway

And we have a large amount of work.

Time left until the holiday

Just a little and just a little bit

So guys, let's finish

Bend your backs!

And may the year be happy

Let's dig into food

Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the new year

After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year long

Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.

If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.

This month you will have unexpected guests

It’s as if everyone has conspired - they’ll eat the refrigerator,

They'll drink all the vodka, they'll break the TV,

They will break all your dishes and ruin the kitchen.

Play the lottery this month

The prediction is that you will certainly be lucky

You just need to buy tickets, partially load them into the tanker,

And partly in two carriages, the rest - in a plane.

This month they will lure you to the dacha to have some fun

Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue

Don't believe these stories - they will force you to work there

Sit down better at home, have a beer at home!

Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruples

And then the state will give you a huge apartment

Flag of honor in both hands and a dun horse!!!

This month the computer won't work as it should

Hit the motherboard hard with your fist.

If it doesn’t help, hit it with a sledgehammer, kick it on the monitor...

You will then explain to your superiors: “She started it first!”

This month the boss will get angry for no reason,

You tell him calmly, looking straight: “THIS IS THE GOAT!”

To top off the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,

Give him a wastepaper basket like a hat.

And relief will come: A question that has been tormenting for a long time

“Who will be laid off” - It will finally be resolved.

Tonight you will fall asleep at the doorstep,

Forgetting to undress and take off your shoes,

Don't judge yourself harshly in the morning:

The main thing is that you were able to wake up.

This month, decide to hijack a plane to the West,

But you can’t think of anything to scare the pilots with,

Read them excerpts from today's newspaper, -

And they will fly to any country with you.

On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend you at work,

Without wasting a minute, you call all the newspapers,

Having reported the boss's mobile phone number in private advertisements,

Let him then, the bore, know the salt of everyone entering - free!

Predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018: short, funny, humorous at the table

You definitely won't be going to work this month.

Why go there in the morning when you want to sleep.

You will be forced to try and work there all day long….

By the way, money from your salary will always be not enough for you

This month you will definitely be invited to work

Ten large corporations, perhaps even a hundred

Out of great joy you will steal all the secrets

Give them away to your competitors and you will live richly!

Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss

And now everything depends on you that was not on you before,

Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.

Money can come in handy - don’t spend it just like that.

This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea

Crocodiles, cashelots, birds sing there.

The savages are dancing nearby and cooking soup here.

Go on a boat, bring your friends.

So that all the hungry natives can be fed quickly...

This month they will suddenly ask you to help with housework,

Don't go to stores - the groceries stink there,

But no one taught you how to wear a gas mask.

Don't let anyone vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -

He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.

If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,

Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously there is money there.

Comic predictions for the future in verse

From payday to payday, life gets better!

Stop moping and being upset,

You need to smile more often.

Who goes into the world with a smile,

He is lucky in everything he does.

If you wait another six months, you will find happiness in life!

There are only a couple of moments left until summer, and there, as expected, is a lot of fun!

Don't rush tomorrow, but don't relax either,

Get ready to work, but don't overwork yourself.

Save up your energy until the evening,

May the party be fun.

Look around, you see people smiling.

These are true friends that people rely on!

Go to the store with your husband - he received his salary!

Keep your nose in the wind and your tail like a gun.

Let the solution to the question “the glass is half empty or half full” be the only difficulty in your life!

From next week, every day will seem like Friday for you.

Don’t have a hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends with a hundred rubles.

Learning is light, don't forget to take a flashlight.

Smile - it annoys everyone!

Tomorrow there will be a holiday on your street, don’t miss the moment!

If life throws a spanner in the works, it's time to take a walk.

Dreaming of a vacation? Dreams Come True!

Finally you will receive a minister's salary. The main thing is that the minister is not against it.

The classic version is shell cookies. Knead the most common lean dough(it will bake faster). Roll out the cake, cut into equal circles. Place the prepared predictions on small pieces of paper in the center of each dough circle. Now make the “dumplings” by folding them in the shape of a shell. Place the cookie dough in the oven for a few minutes to bake the dough.
Place your wishes on long narrow strips of paper. Roll each one into a roll. Attach a candy to one end. Place it all in a candy bowl and mix.
The wishes themselves can be wrapped in the same sweets under the label.
Roll rectangular pieces of colored paper (10x10 cm) with wishes into a tube. Tie each bundle with a colored ribbon. To present your wishes beautifully, find a beautiful vase.
Decorate 6x8 cm cardboard cards beautifully, write what you want in the center of each. Cover the surface with a thin layer of clear nail polish (to add gloss). Once the varnish has dried, paint over the area with the text with white stationery corrector. To read the wish, you need to erase the white layer with a coin. Instead of corrector, you can use PVA glue and add a little paint to the solution.
You can prepare miniature fabric bags and place notes with wishes in them. As well as decorated matchboxes, chocolate egg toy cases, plastic spinning balls, decorative perfume sample bottles with a stopper. In general, there is no limit to your design fantasies.