The film "" consists of three short stories, the main character of which is a student of the Polytechnic Institute Shurik(Alexander Demyanenko).
Partner
On the bus on the way to college Shurik tried to reason with a healthy big guy (Alexey Smrnov), who refused to give up his seat to a pregnant girl and was rude to passengers. As a result, a fight broke out, and the hooligan was taken to the police station, where he received 15 days of arrest. The next morning, the bus boor, along with other troublemakers, was sent to correctional labor.
The big guy was sent to a construction site, where he became his partner Shurik, who worked there as a laborer in his free time.
Having met again with Shurik, a fifteen-day-old, whose name, as it turned out later, is Fedya, began to look for a way to take revenge on his offender. But this idea turned out to be not at all as simple as it seemed to him at first.
Obsession
It's a busy time for exams at the Polytechnic, and Shurik, like most students, was preoccupied with searching for notes. But no matter which of his classmates he turned to, no one could help him - some needed the lecture notes themselves, others, having successfully passed the exam, had already given their notebooks to others. However Shurik he was lucky: on the tram he saw the necessary notes in the hands of two girls (Natalia Selezneva, Lyudmila Kovalets) and began to read, looking over their shoulders.
One of the girlfriends remained on the tram, and Shurik and the second student got off at the stop and proceeded to the girl’s home. At the same time, both were so immersed in reading that they did not notice anything around them and did not even see each other. After several hours of studying notes, the couple returned to the institute.
After passing the exam Shurik met a friend of my classmate Lida, with whom I fell in love at first sight. Having escorted the girl to the entrance, Shurik became the victim of a dog attack that tore his trousers. Lida invited her escort to her place so that he could put his clothes in order. Once in the apartment, Shurik experienced a strange feeling: it seemed to him that he had already been here...
Operation Y"
Selling lollipops and tacky rugs at the market Experienced(Evgeny Morgunov), Goonies(Yuri Nikulin) and Coward(Georgy Vitsin) invited the head of the trading base Petukhov(Vladimir Vladislavsky) to offer them one profitable “deal”.
The base was due to undergo an audit soon, and Petukhov I really didn’t want the inspectors to discover a shortage of the goods he had stolen. He decided to hire three klutz adventurers to stage a warehouse robbery. When discussing the details of an upcoming “event” Dunce suggested, for the sake of secrecy, calling him " Operation Y"".
On the night of the “robbery,” everything did not go as planned, because instead of the old guard, the warehouse was guarded by her replacement Shurik.
The history of the film Operation Y and other adventures of Shurik
After finishing work on the film adaptation of the stories O.Henry(O. Henry) – comedy " Business people " Leonid Gaidai I wanted to make a film on a modern theme. Of the scenarios offered to him to choose from, he chose one - called " Frivolous stories", written Yakov Kostyukovsky And Maurice Slobodsky. The main character of the script, consisting of two short stories, was a student named Vladik Arkov- a good-natured “nerd” with glasses.
After the script is approved by the artistic council and the film is launched into production Gaidai together with Kostyukovsky And Slobodsky started reworking the script. In the final version, only one story from the original version remained - about the re-education of a fifteen-day boor, and main character got a new name - Shurik.
Painting Operation "Y" and other adventures of Shurik became the leader of the Soviet box office in 1965: it was watched by 69.6 million people. According to modern data, the film ranks 7th in terms of attendance among domestic films.
Filming took place in several cities - in Moscow (in the film studio pavilions under construction " Mosfilm", on the capital's streets and new buildings in the Sviblovo area), in Leningrad and Odessa.
In the 1965 novella " Obsession" from the movie Operation "Y" and other adventures of Shurik at the festival short films in Krakow (Poland) the prize “Silver Dragon of Wawel” was awarded.
Interesting facts about the film Operation Y and other adventures of Shurik
For the role Shurik about a hundred candidates applied, among whom were Oleg Vidov, Vsevolod Abdulov, Vitaly Solomin , Evgeny Petrosyan , Sergey Nikonenko , Evgeniy Zharikov , Gennady Korolkov, Ivan Bortnik, Valery Nosik , Alexander Zbruev And Andrey Mironov. When Gaidai already approved for the role Nose, a photo caught his eye Alexandra Demyanenko. The director immediately decided what to play Shurik it will be he. Valery Nosik nevertheless, he starred in the film in the cameo role of a student gambler.
- The plot of the novel " Obsession" Gaidai"borrowed" from a Polish humor magazine" Hairpins"("Szpilki"), which, by the way, served as a source of inspiration for the authors of the famous " Zucchini "13 chairs" ".
- Mikhail Pugovkin first auditioned for the role of a big guy in a short story" Partner", but ended up playing the SMU foreman Pavel Stepanovich.
- Letter code on the car number Experienced- "BBT" - formed from the initials of nicknames " Experienced", "Dunce" And " Coward". The number that the three friends hung on the car while going to the “business” - “A 1-01” - was diplomatic.
Film crew of the film Operation “Y” and other adventures of Shurik
Director of the film Operation “Y” and other adventures of Shurik: Leonid Gaidai
The authors of the script for the film Operation “Y” and other adventures of Shurik: Leonid Gaidai, Yakov Kostyukovsky, Maurice Slobodskoy
Cast: Alexander Demyanenko, Natalya Selezneva, Alexey Smirnov, Yuri Nikulin, Evgeny Morgunov, Georgy Vitsin, Mikhail Pugovkin, Vladimir Basov, Rina Zelenaya, Victor Uralsky and others
Operators: Konstantin Brovin, A. Egorov
Composer: Alexander Zatsepin
Sit down, daughter. - Nothing, nothing, thank you, sit. - Citizen, give way, stand up! - If I get up, you will lie down with me. Citizen, these places are specially for children and disabled people. - What is she, children or disabled people? - She is preparing to become a mother. - And I’m getting ready to become a father! - Why are you talking nonsense! - That's just a disabled person. - Ah, disabled. - What do you say now? - Law is law! - Please sit down. Oh, you are sighted! Now you'll be blind. - Do you confirm this? - We confirm! We confirm. So... So the victim... - Do you work at a construction site? - I work part-time. - What does “working part-time” mean? - I study at the Polytechnic. Student! For 15 days! Well, citizens of alcoholics, hooligans, parasites, who wants to work today? Outfits for today: sand quarry - 2 people. - Sand quarry - 2 people. - Announce the entire list, please. - Sand quarry - 2 people. Street cleaning - 3 people. The meat processing plant... ...hasn't sent any outfits for today. There is an order for the construction of a residential building, a cement plant... But not for a distillery? Ask. Carefully. First of all, I want to introduce you to our wonderful team, which you are temporarily joining. - How much does a comrade contribute? - Fully, 15! - Yeah! One and a half decades. - Don't be late for lunch! I am sure that these decade and a half will pass with you in an atmosphere of friendship and complete mutual understanding. - Yeah. Cork. A gift from Africa. Yes! Please come here. Using the power of your imagination, imagine what kind of residential area will be created here. In it alone, 7 40 gas stoves will be installed, that is, 7 40 times more than were in the entire city before 1913. I ask you to! Romance. And if we take the entire volume of work carried out by our SMU for 1 quarter floor by floor and put these floors on top of one another, we will get a building that will be 2 times higher than the world famous Eiffel Tower, or three times higher than the famous Notre Dame de Paris. What does Notre Dame Cathedral mean? - Which one, which mother? Parisian. Our Lady. Ask. Our SMU has built an amount of living space that is equal to one city like Chita, 10 like Khvalynsk or 32 Kryzhopoly. It's breathtaking to think that... ...than in America. Thus, you too will be able to make your contribution to the labor achievements of our construction and installation department. - What kind of management? - Installation management. - I'm ready! Shurik! - Yes, Pal Stepanych? - Well, Sanya, here’s your partner. Finally, Pal Stepanych, thank you! - Well, now let's get to work. - Let's work together. Well, I see you will work together. Get up, Shurik. I wish you success in your work and great happiness in your personal life. Thank you for attention. Listen, have you ever had any accidents at a construction site? - No, there haven’t been any yet. - They will... let's go... ...Lord have mercy! ...Lord have mercy! - What's there? - Shh! Listen, where have you been? I'm looking for you all over the building. The work is worth it. The work is worth it, but the deadline is ticking. Don’t forget, your accounting is in rubles, but mine is in days. - Well, Shurik, how is your partner? - He is being re-educated. - Great. Why in a whisper? - Asleep. - Sleeping?! While our spaceships plow the expanses of the universe... ...and it’s not for nothing that all continents applaud the workers of our great ballet... ...teaches folk wisdom- patience and work will grind everything down - once! Finished the job - go for a walk - two! Work is not a wolf - you don’t go into the forest... No, that’s not necessary... Never mind! - And the compote? - Compote! - Hands... - Huh? - Washed? - Ah... Yes, yes, yes. So... To the sand pit! - Well, let's get started... - Bon appetit. I'm sorry, what? I say: he who does not work eats. Learn student! Understand, student, now we need to treat people more gently and look at questions more broadly... Do you think they gave me 15 days? They gave us 15 days. And for what? So that you conduct explanatory work among me... And I grow above myself. Okay, give me the bays, like spaceships plow... Bolshoi Theater... And I'll sleep. That's right... And drive away the flies. - What are you doing?! -
Municipal budget educational institution
average comprehensive school № 104
Voroshilovsky district of Rostov-on-Don
Script for the play “New Year’s Captive”
or Shurik's new adventures"
prepared by Smirnova Natalya Alexandrovna,
teacher of Russian language and literature
Rostov-on-Don
2012
p/nSCENE 1
Music No. 1: “Trinity March.”
SCENE 2
Music No. 2: "Market".
STORYTELLER.
In some kingdom
In a magical state
Once upon a time we lived and did not grieve,
We were friends with the bunnies
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka,
Finally, just a beauty!
Music No. 2: "Market".
The storyteller leaves.
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka.
FATHER FROST. Snow Maiden, do you know whose year is approaching?
SNOW MAIDEN. Of course I know, grandpa! Year of the HARE!
FATHER FROST. That's right, granddaughter!.. Year of the HARE! This animal is interesting.
SNOW MAIDEN. And our bunnies, grandpa, are not just interesting, but unprecedented.
FATHER FROST. Why unseen?
SNOW MAIDEN. Because, grandpa, they can walk on their hind legs, much more than usual. But the most important thing is that they understand human speech and know how to speak. Ah... Here they are.
Music No. 3: “Snowflake.”
FATHER FROST. What cute animals!
SNOW MAIDEN. So, bunnies, let's answer: what are you a symbol of in the coming year?
Bunny. In the coming year we are a symbol of love!
Bunny. Worldly wisdom!
Bunny. Speed and agility!
FATHER FROST. Granddaughter, can your bunnies do anything else besides talk?
SNOW MAIDEN. Of course, grandpa. They magical forest We were preparing for the New Year.
FATHER FROST. Well done!
SNOW MAIDEN.
So, bunnies, let's answer:
Did you silver the spruce?
Are the trees covered with frost?
BUNNIES. Silvered...
BUNNIES. Dressed...
SNOW MAIDEN.
Were the bears hidden in dens?
Have the birds' nests been insulated?
BUNNIES. Covered...
BUNNIES. Insulated...
FATHER FROST. What friendly bunnies!
SNOW MAIDEN. Grandfather, they became even friendlier when they learned a scary story about one proud bird.
FATHER FROST. What kind of story?
SNOW MAIDEN ( bunny). Tell me, oblique, about the proud bird!
Bunny. When the whole flock flew south for the winter, ONE small but proud bird said: “Personally, I will fly straight into the sun!” And she began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge!
FATHER FROST. Yes! A very instructive story, bunnies. None of you, no matter how high you “fly”, should be separated from the team!
One bunny is crying bitterly.
SNOW MAIDEN. What's happened? What, dear?
Bunny ( whining). Birdie... it's a pity...
FATHER FROST. Don't cry, darling! The small but proud bird cannot be returned.
SNOW MAIDEN. Unfortunately, it cannot be returned.
FATHER FROST. To such sad stories didn’t happen in our team, we need to take care of each other, especially the Snow Maiden.
Music No. 4: “Summer has passed.”
Santa Claus is leaving. Then - bunnies.
Snow Maiden.
Saakhov and Lyolik are heading towards the girl.
Saakhov looks the Snow Maiden from head to toe.
SAAHOV. Lyolik, tell me: who is this?! A?!
LYOLIK. Snow Maiden.
SAAHOV. She's just beautiful, you know!!!
LYOLIK. She is also a boss, a student, a Komsomol member, and an athlete!
SAAHOV. Student, Komsomol member, athlete...
LYOLIK. I see you liked her.
SAAHOV. Listen, I really liked it! Simply beautiful!!!
LYOLIK. Chief, she is an excellent candidate for your wife. Yes, and Santa Claus will come in handy! There will always be gifts under the tree! Not family life, but a complete holiday.
SAAHOV. Lyolik seems to be under New Year The Snow Maiden is always kidnapped by some evil forces!
LYOLIK. This is exactly what happens on New Year's Eve, Comrade Saakhov!
SAAHOV. Come on, dear comrade Lyolik, let's change this bad tradition.
LYOLIK. How?
SAAHOV. The Snow Maiden will marry me, and the New Year's abductions will stop, since I will protect her. No one will dare to steal the wife of Comrade Saakhov!
LYOLIK. This is not easy: she is the granddaughter of Santa Claus.
SAAHOV. I will make any sacrifices and agree to all your conditions!
LYOLIK. Any means any. I'll give you 25 sheep for your troubles!
SAAHOV. Of course, I highly appreciate your work, but there is a limit to everything... Yes?!.. 18!
LYOLIK. Have a conscience! You take Snow Maiden as your wife - a student, Komsomol member, athlete, beauty! And for all this I ask for 25 sheep! It's even funny to bargain!
SAAHOV. Apo... you are talking apolitically! You are speaking apolitically! I swear! Honestly! You don't understand the political situation. You see life only from the window of my personal car! I swear! Honestly! 25 sheep at a time when our region has not fully paid the state for wool and meat!
LYOLIK. Don’t confuse your personal wool with the state one!
Saakhov looks sternly at Lyolik.
SAAHOV. And I was placed here, Comrade Lyolik, to look after the interests of the state. In general, yes. Twenty sheep...
LYOLIK. 25!
SAAHOV. Twenty, twenty... Rosenlev refrigerator.
LYOLIK. What?
SAAHOV. Finnish, good... Certificate of honor.
LYOLIK. And a free trip...
SAAHOV. To Siberia!
LYOLIK. OK then.
SAAHOV. Fine.
They hit me on the hands.
LYOLIK. So, yes. The groom agrees. Me too. ( Doubting.) What about the bride?
SAAHOV. Yes, we are still raising our youth poorly, very poorly. Surprisingly frivolous attitude towards marriage.
LYOLIK. Who even asks the bride? A bag on the head - that's all!
SAAHOV. Yes! That's true!.. Very correct solution. But I personally will not have anything to do with this.
LYOLIK. Not really! Don't worry. Complete strangers will do this.
SAAHOV. And... not from our area.
LYOLIK. Well! Certainly!
Music No. 5: “In the Restaurant.”
Saakhov and Lyolik in good mood leaving.
SCENE 3
Loud - quieter.
STORYTELLER.
You never know, how much time has passed,
I don’t know this, but I know:
The Coward, the Dunce, the Seasoned set off
Complete Lyolik's task in secret.
They want to deceive the Snow Maiden,
Catch her with a cunning bait!
The girl has no idea about anything
He smiles politely at passers-by...
Music No. 6: “On the Dance Floor.”
Loud.
The storyteller leaves.
Lyolik and the Trinity. Then - Snegurochka.
COWARD. Hello, Snow Maiden.
SNOW MAIDEN ( smiling). Hello. ( Silence.) I'm listening to you.
STUPID. Bambarbia! ( Smiling.) Kirgud.
SNOW MAIDEN ( Not understanding). What did he say?
LYOLIK. He says: “We did not appear here by chance; we arrived secretly to negotiate with you.”
EXPERIENCED. Listen, Snow Maiden! Nowadays you are called to act in films, in Hollywood!
SNOW MAIDEN. It’s too early for me to think about this.
LYOLIK. As my boss says, it’s not too early for anyone to think about this, and it’s never too late, by the way!
COWARD. The film "Harry Potter" and "The Lord of the Rings"!
LYOLIK ( spectators laughing). Yeah, down the aisle to Saakhov!
STUPID. Johnny Depp will be the main partner, and Spielberg... himself... what's his name?
SNOW MAIDEN. Director?
STUPID. Director!
SNOW MAIDEN. I agree!
LYOLIK ( joyfully). This is wonderful! Amazing!
COWARD. However, screen tests need to be done. First - profile... ( Takes off.)
STUPID. Then - full face... ( Takes off.)
LYOLIK. Well... Get ready... Once!
Music No. 7: “Running in the opposite direction.”
Lyolik and the trio kidnap the Snow Maiden.
SCENE 4
Music No. 8: “Meeting.”
Loud - quieter.
STORYTELLER.
The Snow Maiden was stolen
They put me in the car and disappeared,
Lured by deception
They were sentenced to marry Saakhov.
Santa Claus is covered with gray hair,
It was dusted with frost.
He yearns and grieves,
Trouble eats the heart:
New Year will not come without the Snow Maiden!!!
Santa Claus is waiting for help.
The bunnies gave a blunder:
Shurik has been called!
Everyone who saw him will confirm
God did not offend the young man with his mind.
The kidnappers did not know such details,
Otherwise, maybe they didn’t even steal the Snow Maiden.
Music No. 9: “Exams.”
Loud.
The storyteller leaves.
Shurik and bunnies.
SHURIK. So what do we have?
Bunny. There is a kidnapping!
Bunny. Insidious crime!
SHURIK. Who was stolen?
Bunny. Snow Maiden!
SHURIK. Who stole? Who is the groom?
Bunny. We sometimes find out this at a wedding.
SHURIK. There will be no wedding!!! I didn’t steal the Snow Maiden, but I will return her!
Bunny. How can we save the Snow Maiden, Shurik?
SHURIK. Bravery, courage and once again courage in the fight against kidnappers, insignificant scoundrels, immoral types.
Bunny. I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid.
SHURIK ( thinking). So I’ll tell you what: only brave hares can rescue the girl.
BUNNIES. How can we become braver?
SHURIK. The brave one will be the one who mows the grass three times a year at the most terrible hour!
BUNNIES. Where does this grass grow?
SHURIK.
In the dark blue forest,
Where the aspen trees tremble,
Where from the witch oaks
The leaves are flying around.
Bunny. What fear!
Bunny. How scary!
Bunny. Very scary!
Bunny. I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid!
SHURIK. If you want to help the Snow Maiden, you MUST stand in the dark blue forest at the most terrible hour!
Shurik leaves.
Bunny. Bunnies! Let's help the Snow Maiden! Let's all go together into this terrible forest to mow the grass!
Music No. 10: “Song about hares.”
Bunny dance.
SCENE 5
Music No. 11: “Loneliness.”
STORYTELLER.
Where is Lady New Year?
Lady Ice Tale?
Lives in captivity -
That's the answer!
Hollywood was not destiny:
They ask her to be a WIFE.
That's why she feels so bad!
That's why she's in so much pain!
But the Snow Maiden does not cry,
He doesn't trust anyone anymore.
And what?!.
It still hurts:
For her, loneliness is boredom!
For her, loneliness is torment!
Music No. 12: “Loneliness” (chorus).
The storyteller leaves.
Snow Maiden. Then - Lyolik, Saakhov, Trinity.
LYOLIK. Snow Maiden, you don’t have to eat, you don’t have to drink, you don’t have to be silent. It won't help you anyway! The best groom in the area offers his hand and heart... You have no conscience! You spit on our offer. Stupid! You have no other choice. ( He looks at the girl.) Are you saying that they will be looking for you? Right! They will turn to me, and I will say: “She dropped out of college, got married and left.” So this is what I’ll tell you: either you marry Comrade Saakhov, or you won’t leave here at all! Answer something! See ( pointing at WITH aahova): a man is waiting.
SNOW MAIDEN. I won’t talk to anyone except the prosecutor and I’m going on a hunger strike!
The Snow Maiden leaves.
LYOLIK ( Saakhov). Still young, capricious!
SAAHOV. In general, yes. There are only two ways out of this house: either I take her to the registry office, or she takes me to the prosecutor.
LYOLIK. No need.
SAAHOV. I don’t want to... Nothing! In a day she will be hungry, in a week she will be even more sad, and in a month she will become smart. Nothing! Will wait.
LYOLIK. Will wait.
SAAHOV. Will wait.
Saakhov leaves.
LYOLIK ( addressing the trinity). Remember: you must finally justify the high trust placed in you. And you answer for the Snow Maiden with your head!
TRINITY ( in unison). We will try, dear comrade Lyolik.
Music No. 13: “Promenade.”
Lyolik leaves.
The trio goes after the Snow Maiden.
They bring the Snow Maiden, but she leaves them again.
EXPERIENCED. This Snow Maiden is very capricious.
COWARD. There is no sweet spot with her!
STUPID. Still young, capricious!
EXPERIENCED. But we are responsible for it with our heads! We must take care of it, feed it, give it water.
COWARD. But she doesn't want to eat anything.
STUPID. We will not report this to our superiors. We will make a correct report for Comrade Saakhov. ( A coward.) Sit down. Write from a new line: “Lunch.” Emphasize: “I refused soup.”
COWARD. "Refused."
STUPID. In parentheses: “Kharcho soup.”
COWARD. "Kharcho."
COWARD. "Into the abyss."
STUPID. Now wine: “I broke two bottles.”
COWARD. Three! We have three under the table.
STUPID. Write three.
COWARD. Three.
STUPID. So. Now fruits: “Oranges”.
COWARD. "Oranges."
EXPERIENCED. Stop messing up the paper! Let's better think about how to cheer up the Snow Maiden, otherwise she will completely wither away from melancholy and loneliness. We will be the ones to blame.
STUPID. Let's sing our favorite song for her.
EXPERIENCED. And what? Maybe your favorite one.
STUPID. We just can't do it alone!
COWARD. We can handle it if oriental girls help us!
Music No. 14: “If I were a Sultan.”
The girls invite the Snow Maiden.
East Dance Trinity and girls.
The Snow Maiden leaves unnoticed at the end of the dance.
SCENE 6
Music No. 15: "The Ambassador's Exit".
Bunnies and Shurik appear in white gauze bandages.
Experienced, Goofy and Coward look at them in surprise.
EXPERIENCED. Who are you visiting?
SHURIK. Sanitary and epidemiological station. There is an epidemic in the area. General examination of the population. "Swine flu". Mandatory order.
STUPID. Damn it!.. Take off your shirt.
SHURIK. Just a shirt is not necessary at all. Come in for an examination.
COWARD. Is it not painful?
SHURIK. Come to my assistants.
Trinity approaches. The examination is carried out by bunnie doctors.
SHURIK. Is there anyone else in the house?
TRINITY. No! No!
COWARD. Nobody!
SHURIK. Then my assistants will have a preventive conversation with you about “swine flu.” Have a seat.
The trio sits down.
Bunny. “Swine flu” is the conventional name for a disease in humans and animals caused by strains of the influenza virus. Strains associated with swine flu outbreaks are found among influenza viruses serotype C and subtypes serotype A.
Bunny. The swine flu virus is transmitted both through direct contact with infected organisms and through airborne droplets.
Bunny. The main symptoms are the same as normal flu symptoms.
Bunny. To prevent swine flu, vaccinations are given.
SHURIK. “Swine flu” develops especially rapidly in the body...
STUPID. In short, Sklikhosovsky!
COWARD. If you're not interested, don't bother me! Please continue.
SHURIK. ...develops especially rapidly in the body weakened by nicotine, alcohol and...
COWARD. ...bad excesses.
Bunny. Thus, in order to avoid the disease “swine flu”, it is necessary to get preventive vaccinations in a timely manner and healthy image life!
SHURIK. Are you sure there is no one else in the house except you?
TRINITY. No! No!
COWARD. Nobody!
SHURIK. If “swine flu” is not detected in time, then, as they say, "mome"nto mo"re"!
COWARD. Instantly...
STUPID. …in the sea!
SHURIK. Clear?
STUPID. Clear.
COWARD. A! It's clear.
SHURIK. From December 1 to December 31, 2010, our clinic is running a promotion: three vaccinations for the price of one!
EXPERIENCED. Tempting offer! We agree to go for vaccinations right now! Otherwise "mome"nto mo"re"!
COWARD. Instantly...
STUPID. …in the sea!
Music No. 16: “Final Overture.”
Shurik lets the whole trio through in turn and goes after her.
Bunny dance.
SCENE 7
Music No. 17: “Partners.”
Saakhov and Lyolik.
LYOLIK. Chief, everything is gone, everything is gone: the Snow Maiden ran away, my people disappeared!!! Everything is lost!!!
SAAHOV ( covers Lyolik’s mouth with a cap, he bites his finger). If a person is an idiot, then this will last for a long time!
LYOLIK. Chief, I'll fix everything!
SAAHOV. If you don’t fix it, you’ll live on one salary! I'm kind of tired. I'll probably take a bath and drink a cup of coffee. Still, think about how to correct the situation. Otherwise we will have a bath, and coffee, and “poop” with tea!
LYOLIK. I never expected this to happen. I probably should...
SAAHOV. No need!
LYOLIK. Now I have this proposal: what if...
SAAHOV. Not worth it!
LYOLIK. Clear! Then maybe you need...
SAAHOV. No need!
LYOLIK. It's clear. At least allow me...
SAAHOV. I don’t allow it... Because of you I have to tear my claws out. We will change the point. Relocate! Like this!
There's a knock on the door.
SAAHOV. Who is here?
Music No. 18: “The January blizzard is ringing...”.
Shurik, Snegurochka and Father Frost come in.
SAAHOV ( scared). H-hello. I didn't expect you to come! Such a surprise for me!
LYOLIK. Before the New Year, comrade Saakhov, Father Frost and Snow Maiden always come, ask riddles, give gifts...
SHURIK. We have already solved your riddles. And your trial will be our gift!
SAAHOV. What are you going to judge us for?
FATHER FROST. You ordered my granddaughter to be kidnapped, hid her, and made her suffer!
SNOW MAIDEN. He wanted to marry me.
SAAHOV. You have no right to judge us! You will be responsible for this!
SHURIK. We will not be responsible for your filthy skins.
SAAHOV. I'm ready to admit my mistakes!
LYOLIK. I acted recklessly too! I repent: I temporarily acted as the leader of the Snow Maiden’s kidnappers on the orders of Comrade Saakhov!
SAAHOV. Well, forgive us!!!
FATHER FROST. Snow Maiden! Shall we forgive them?
SNOW MAIDEN. Let the one who prevented us from preparing for the New Year help us!
SHURIK. Eh... no... no need to rush to conclusions... It’s important to give back to society full-fledged people…
FATHER FROST. Full-fledged means full-fledged! Snow Maiden, where do we correct kidnappers, parasites, and hooligans?
SNOW MAIDEN. On the island of Bad Luck in the ocean.
FATHER FROST. Comrade Shurik, deliver these criminals to the Island of Bad Luck! Yes! And take the infamous trinity there, inoculated against swinish behavior!
SNOW MAIDEN. Comrade Shurik, they must work for 15 days in a sand quarry, cleaning streets, and at a cement plant. For Comrade Saakhov - a separate order for the construction of a residential building under your leadership.
SHURIK. I am confident, Comrade Saakhov, that these decade and a half will pass in an atmosphere of friendship and mutual understanding. Follow me, please!
Music No. 19: “Island of Bad Luck.”
Shurik takes Saakhov and Lyolik and takes them away.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden are leaving.
SCENE 8
Music No. 2: "Market".
STORYTELLER.
This is the story that happened
In some kingdom
In a magical state
Where we lived, we didn’t grieve,
We were friends with the bunnies
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka,
Student, Komsomol member, athlete,
Finally, just a beauty!
Music No. 20: “Overture.”
Entertainers: Storyteller, Saakhov and Lyolik, Shurik, Coward, Dunce, Experienced, oriental girls, bunnies, Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
SCENE 9
Music No. 21: “New Year” ( StekloVata).
Father Frost, Snow Maiden and bunnies.
FATHER FROST.
When the snow flies out of the gate
And the frost crackles all around,
He comes to every city
He comes to every home.
SNOW MAIDEN.
With colorful balls
And cheerful tinsel,
Long-awaited gifts
With noisy children's play!
Bunny.
Who's coming, who's coming?
Winter holiday New Year!
Fleeting and careless,
Endless New Year!
Bunny.
Along with skis, skates,
Round dance here and there
And sparklers
Under firecracker fireworks!
(We do fireworks.)
Bunny.
A Christmas tree comes to every home
And rosy Santa Claus!
And, looking through the crack,
We are waiting for an answer to the question!
Bunny.
Who's coming, who's coming?
Winter holiday New Year!
Fleeting and careless,
Endless New Year!
FATHER FROST.
Our holiday turned out to be a success,
Both children and adults liked it.
May you have a lot of goodness!
And it’s time for us to part with you.
Our holiday ends
Room 305 is closing.
SNOW MAIDEN.
In these moments of our farewell
To all our dear and dear friends
We are speaking:
"See you again,
Before new meetings,
We wish you happiness!”
Music No. 22: “New Year” ( StekloVata).
The final performance of the artists.
Used materials
Film comedies by L. Gaidai: “Operation “Y” and other adventures of Shurik”, “ Caucasian captive", "The Diamond Arm", "Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession."
“Operation “Y” ...” or “Conductor, apply the brakes”
How was the legendary comedy filmed and why was filming stopped?
“Operation “Y” and other adventures of Shurik” is the first comedy by Leonid Gaidai with Alexander Demyanenko in the image of the eccentric Shurik.
Taking frivolous stories seriously
Script application for future picture“Frivolous Stories” was accepted by the 2nd creative association of the Mosfilm film studio in March 1964, and in August 1965 the all-Union premiere took place.
In the film, three short stories are united by one hero - the eccentric Shurik, who gets into trouble but emerges victorious. And at first there were two short stories. They were related by the central character, but he was also different: the student’s name was not Shurik, but Vladik. In one of the short stories, he rehabilitated a grumbler and a lazy man who did not like work, but was polite to the ladies. And in another part, Vladik Arkov, as a tutor, prepared the modern Mitrofanushka for entrance exams to a university, who did not want to study or get married, but simply dreamed of getting rid of parental care.
In the film, as we remember, everything looks different. In the part “Partner”, a bespectacled student working part-time at a construction site finds a would-be assistant on his head - a big guy who doesn’t give a damn, Verzila, who received “15 days”. In the short story “Obsession,” Shurik amusingly meets a girl with whom he blindly prepared for the exam. And in the last fragment (“Operation “Y”) the hero accidentally finds himself at the scene of a crime, forestalling a contract robbery involving Experienced, Coward and Dunce. These three, as well as the film’s cameraman Konstantin Brovin, were also involved in Leonid Gaidai’s previous short films: “Barbos the Dog and the Unusual Cross,” “Business People” and “Moonshiners.” But the one who would personify Shurik had yet to be found.
“For our chance acquaintance!”
Negotiations were conducted with Andrei Mironov, but it did not come to screen tests. Imagine what our favorite hero would be like, played by Oleg Vidov or Alexander Zbruev, Vitaly Solomin or Evgeny Zharikov. In addition to them, Valery Nosik and Alexander Lenkov, Gennady Korolkov and Vladimir Korenev, Alexey Eibozhenko and Ivan Bortnik, Sergey Nikonenko and Vsevolod Abdulov auditioned for the role of Vladik (Shurik).
For some reason, the director was not satisfied with any of the candidates. And when one of his colleagues mentioned that there was a suitable actor in Leningrad, he personally went to meet this recommended artist. So in July 1964, the life of Alexander Demyanenko changed once and for all, thanks to fateful meeting with Leonid Gaidai. The image of Shurik “glued” to the actor will not allow him to later play the roles he dreamed of, but in his creative biography There will be works for which the artist will be remembered for a long time. Because Gaidai’s comedies are timeless, audiences of all generations love them. And the actor himself determined that the comedy was doomed to success as soon as he read the script: we had never made such films before Operation Y.
Demyanenko has already been approved for main role, and there was less than a week left before the start of filming, when suddenly the artistic council decided to make sure that the choice was correct. A repeat test was arranged for Valery Nosik. Having compared both actors, the role was given to Demyanenko, and Nosik was offered an episode with a student gambler passing an exam in the short story “Obsession.”
But not only for the performer of the role of Shurik, Gaidai went to the city on the Neva. From there, another Leningrad actor, Alexey Smirnov, was also invited to the film. Many candidates portrayed the big guy at screen tests, among them Mikhail Pugovkin. After Pugovkin was criticized by Ivan Pyryev (he allegedly didn’t show up), the artist was given the role of a foreman, and they decided to cast the big guy Smirnov in the role of Big Man.
They recommended the director and debutant composer Alexander Zatsepin, who had recently moved to Moscow and made his living playing the accordion in restaurants. “Wait, locomotive!” wrote a 38-year-old musician with Siberian roots, for whom meeting Gaidai became a passport to great art.
Only cats will be born quickly
In the era of plans and labor obligations, filmmakers were covered up in the same way as machine operators at the factory. The studio archives contain reports on shooting days, from which one can judge the pace of work and the workload of the actors. Ironically, the productivity of the film crew in the episodes with the lazy man Verzila was no greater than that of the hero Alexei Smirnov.
Filming begins on July 27. The first scene is a formation of “alcoholics, parasites, hooligans” in the police yard (near the 9th Mosfilm laboratory). Participating in the crowd are Vladimir Basov (policeman) and Alexey Smirnov (Big Man).
The next shooting is in 10 days. On August 7, Smirnov was again in the frame, but now with Pugovkin. The foreman shows the construction site to a friend who has joined for 15 days. “Have you had any accidents at a construction site?.. Will there be one!” Verzila pronounced this text at a real construction site in Sviblovo.
Three days later - construction again. On August 10, Big Man was supposed to chase Shurik. An understudy ran instead of Demyanenko. For the whole day - three frames: Big Man leans out from behind a pile, close-up of Smirnov, Big Man runs to the tractor. Due to a faulty engine, filming stopped at 4:30 p.m. The shooting will end at the same time in a day due to rain. On August 12, they will only have time to film the episode with Big Man throwing the bag from the ski lift.
And the day before, they mastered the episode of washing Big Man in the shower, when Shurik stole his clothes. Demyanenko is not on the set again - the understudy steals things (his hand is in the frame). Wearing a loincloth, Verzila jumped out of the shower only on August 28, but he was unable to chase Shurik - his camera broke. After lunch they brought another one, but to carry out the plan shooting day Still, we didn’t have time - it got dark.
Lunch was delivered to Verzile, who was serving his labor service, on August 13th. Unlucky number didn't bode well. And as soon as Smirnov finished his shish kebab, she lay down to rest with him in the midday heat and film crew. Because of a scratch on the film, the camera had to be repaired or replaced. Three hours later, two mechanics arrived along with the head of the camera department, Fayman. Through joint efforts, the defect was eliminated, but rain again prevented the filming from continuing. The footage plan was not met that day again.
Then they filmed three episodes from the short story “Obsession.” Shurik followed Lida and her friend Ira around the city for three days. On August 26, the girls walked along Komsomolskoe Highway and Frunzenskaya Embankment, and Shurik stood at the kiosk. All three stood at the tram stop near VDNKh on August 25, boarded the tram on August 27, and rode on and off the tram a few days later. It was not immediately possible to capture the scene on the tram due to the difficulties of filming in motion. The plan for footage was again failed.
Not everything was smooth during the winter filming. The third short story - with Vitsin, Morgunov and Nikulin - was filmed in Leningrad, where the film crew, as they guessed, arrived on December 13. The bad luck started with the weather. The snow brought to the shooting location by ten dump trucks melted, it rained for three days, and the actors had to wait while the props masters prepared the scenery not only of the base, but also of the “snowy” street. In the frame, under the heroes’ feet it was not snow that creaked in the cold, but polystyrene foam. They also brought in a lot of cotton wool, and the props and clothes of the actors were generously sprinkled with mothballs.
By the way, the “summer” filming of the episodes of taking the exam by the characters Valery Nosik (a gambler student) and Viktor Pavlov (Oak with a Bandaged Ear) was filmed on January 11, but not in Leningrad, but in the capital, in the auditorium of the Moscow Economic Institute.
Terrarium of like-minded people
And the next day the filmed material was analyzed by the artistic council. After watching the first two stories good feedback received director's and camera work, colleagues liked the acting of Demyanenko, Smirnov and Pugovkin. But the biggest boss is the artistic director of the 2nd creative association and the “tough” director Ivan Pyryev again found fault with Pugovkin, recommending reducing the time he spent in the frame. The image of the policeman also seemed “too detailed” to him. Pyryev did not approve of the choice of Basov for this role - he was, they say, not the right type. Picked up the idea artistic director association and editor-in-chief. “Basov is not good,” Boris Kremnev joined the criticism, “it’s better to reshoot the episode with the police.” At the same time, the picky Pyryev suddenly praised the second short story, which he supposedly underestimated. The artistic director recognized the previous skepticism regarding “Obsession” as erroneous, and later generally called this part “the greatest success of comedy,” “fresh intonation,” “a new facet of the director’s talent” and “a step forward in Gaidai’s work.” He closed the meeting of the artistic council with a proposal to change the title of the film “Frivolous Stories.” No one dared to argue with the boss’s version: the comedy was called “Operation “Y” and other adventures of Shurik.”
A month later, we discussed the third novel. On February 25, Vitsin got it from Pyryev: his acting seemed fake to the artistic director. Reproaching the artist for repeating the image from Barbos the Dog, Pyryev advised looking for “new colors” and used Nikulin as an example, who is “always different.” But with special pressure, the Mosfilm boss attacked Morgunov, whom he called “not funny, but unpleasant.” At the final verdict on the film on April 23, Pyryev stated bluntly: “We need to stop filming Morgunov and Pugovkin! Tired of it. Not interesting".
After advice to reduce the length in the first and third parts of the film, Gaidai excluded some episodes and presented the re-recorded version to the Mosfilm management. The general viewing was scheduled, as was done, for May 13. The script editorial board ordered to shorten the chase shots in the first short story (long), remove the episodes with the Big “Papuan” (deliberately) and cut out the exam scenes (out of the general style).
Fortunately for the viewer, the director ignored the recommendations, for which he paid with the status of the film: the comedy, which had outlived its time, was assigned only the second category. Even the film’s victory at the Krakow Film Festival (the second short story “Obsession” won the award) did not influence the commission’s decision.
In the same 1965, the first category included films that not only no one remembers now, but few watched then: “Whom Do We Love More” (in 7 months - 2.4 million), “A Bridge is Being Built” ( for six months - 2.6 million), "House in the Dunes" (for a year - 3.4 million).
Leonid Gaidai’s comedy “Operation “Y” ...” was watched by 69.6 million viewers in the year of its release (from mid-August, in 4.5 months). This was the top line in the list of premieres in 1965 and an absolute record for films of the “frivolous” genre.
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Vyacheslav Kaprelyants, 2015
The script for the play "New Year's Captive, or Shurik's New Adventures" for 9th grade was created by me in December 2010 based on the highest-grossing film comedies of the USSR from director Leonid Gaidai: "Operation "Y" and other adventures of Shurik", "Prisoner of the Caucasus", "Diamond" hand", "Ivan Vasilyevich is changing his profession." The rapid movement of the main idea, excellent tempo, dynamics, " catchphrases"from the films of the recognized master of comedy, as well as Shurik, Comrade Saakhov, the famous trinity, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, bunnies - in this New Year's story. Music by Alexander Zatsepin, modern compositions accompany the struggle between “good and evil”, in which, of course, “good” wins.
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Script for the play “New Year’s Captive or Shurik’s New Adventures”
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Bunny 8 | |||
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Lyolik | |||
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Oriental girl 1 | |||
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Father Frost |
SCENE 1
Music No. 1: “Trinity March.”
SCENE 2
Music No. 2: "Market".
STORYTELLER.
In some kingdom
In a magical state
Once upon a time we lived and did not grieve,
We were friends with the bunnies
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka,
Finally, just a beauty!
Music No. 2: "Market".
The storyteller leaves.
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka.
FATHER FROST. Snow Maiden, do you know whose year is approaching?
SNOW MAIDEN. Of course I know, grandpa! Year of the HARE!
FATHER FROST. That's right, granddaughter!.. Year of the HARE! This animal is interesting.
SNOW MAIDEN. And our bunnies, grandpa, are not just interesting, but unprecedented.
FATHER FROST. Why unseen?
SNOW MAIDEN. Because, grandpa, they can walk on their hind legs, much more than usual. But the most important thing is that they understand human speech and know how to speak. Ah... Here they are.
Music No. 3: “Snowflake.”
FATHER FROST. What cute animals!
SNOW MAIDEN. So, bunnies, let's answer: what are you a symbol of in the coming year?
Bunny. In the coming year we are a symbol of love!
Bunny. Worldly wisdom!
Bunny. Speed and agility!
FATHER FROST. Granddaughter, can your bunnies do anything else besides talk?
SNOW MAIDEN. Of course, grandpa. They were preparing a magical forest for the New Year.
FATHER FROST. Well done!
SNOW MAIDEN.
So, bunnies, let's answer:
Did you silver the spruce?
Are the trees covered with frost?
BUNNIES. Silvered...
BUNNIES. Dressed...
SNOW MAIDEN.
Were the bears hidden in dens?
Have the birds' nests been insulated?
BUNNIES. Covered...
BUNNIES. Insulated...
FATHER FROST. What friendly bunnies!
SNOW MAIDEN. Grandfather, they became even friendlier when they learned a scary story about one proud bird.
FATHER FROST. What kind of story?
SNOW Maiden (to the bunny ). Tell me, oblique, about the proud bird!
Bunny. When the whole flock flew south for the winter, ONE small but proud bird said: “Personally, I will fly straight into the sun!” And she began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge!
FATHER FROST. Yes! A very instructive story, bunnies. None of you, no matter how high you “fly”, should be separated from the team!
One bunny is crying bitterly.
SNOW MAIDEN. What's happened? What, dear?
Bunny (whining) . Birdie... it's a pity...
FATHER FROST. Don't cry, darling! The small but proud bird cannot be returned.
SNOW MAIDEN. Unfortunately, it cannot be returned.
FATHER FROST. To prevent such sad stories from happening in our team, we need to take care of each other, especially the Snow Maiden.
Music No. 4: “Summer has passed.”
Santa Claus is leaving. Then - bunnies.
Snow Maiden.
Saakhov and Lyolik are heading towards the girl.
Saakhov looks the Snow Maiden from head to toe.
SAAHOV. Lyolik, tell me: who is this?! A?!
LYOLIK. Snow Maiden.
SAAHOV. She's just beautiful, you know!!!
LYOLIK. She is also a boss, a student, a Komsomol member, and an athlete!
SAAHOV. Student, Komsomol member, athlete...
LYOLIK. I see you liked her.
SAAHOV. Listen, I really liked it! Simply beautiful!!!
LYOLIK. Chief, she is an excellent candidate for your wife. Yes, and Santa Claus will come in handy! There will always be gifts under the tree! Not family life, but a continuous holiday.
SAAHOV. Lyolik, it seems that on New Year’s Eve the Snow Maiden is always kidnapped by some evil forces!
LYOLIK. This is exactly what happens on New Year's Eve, Comrade Saakhov!
SAAHOV. Come on, dear comrade Lyolik, let's change this bad tradition.
LYOLIK. How?
SAAHOV. The Snow Maiden will marry me, and the New Year's abductions will stop, since I will protect her. No one will dare to steal the wife of Comrade Saakhov!
LYOLIK. This is not easy: she is the granddaughter of Santa Claus.
SAAHOV. I will make any sacrifices and agree to all your conditions!
LYOLIK. Any means any. I'll give you 25 sheep for your troubles!
SAAHOV. Of course, I highly appreciate your work, but there is a limit to everything... Yes?!.. 18!
LYOLIK. Have a conscience! You take Snow Maiden as your wife - a student, Komsomol member, athlete, beauty! And for all this I ask for 25 sheep! It's even funny to bargain!
SAAHOV. Apo... you are talking apolitically! You are speaking apolitically! I swear! Honestly! You don't understand the political situation. You see life only from the window of my personal car! I swear! Honestly! 25 sheep at a time when our region has not fully paid the state for wool and meat!
LYOLIK. Don’t confuse your personal wool with the state one!
Saakhov looks sternly at Lyolik.
SAAHOV. And I was placed here, Comrade Lyolik, to look after the interests of the state. In general, yes. Twenty sheep...
LYOLIK. 25!
SAAHOV. Twenty, twenty... Rosenlev refrigerator.
LYOLIK. What?
SAAHOV. Finnish, good... Certificate of honor.
LYOLIK. And a free trip...
SAAHOV. To Siberia!
LYOLIK. OK then.
SAAHOV. Fine.
They hit me on the hands.
LYOLIK. So, yes. The groom agrees. Me too. ( Doubting. ) What about the bride?
SAAHOV. Yes, we are still raising our youth poorly, very poorly. Surprisingly frivolous attitude towards marriage.
LYOLIK. Who even asks the bride? A bag on the head - that's all!
SAAHOV. Yes! That's right!.. A very correct decision. But I personally will not have anything to do with this.
LYOLIK. Not really! Don't worry. Complete strangers will do this.
SAAHOV. And... not from our area.
LYOLIK. Well! Certainly!
Music No. 5: “In the Restaurant.”
Saakhov and Lyolik leave in a good mood.
SCENE 3
Loud - quieter.
STORYTELLER.
You never know, how much time has passed,
I don’t know this, but I know:
The Coward, the Dunce, the Seasoned set off
Complete Lyolik's task in secret.
They want to deceive the Snow Maiden,
Catch her with a cunning bait!
The girl has no idea about anything
He smiles politely at passers-by...
Music No. 6: “On the Dance Floor.”
Loud.
The storyteller leaves.
Lyolik and the Trinity. Then - Snegurochka.
COWARD. Hello, Snow Maiden.
SNOW Maiden (smiling). Hello. (Silence.) I'm listening to you.
STUPID. Bambarbia! ( Smiling. ) Kirgud.
SNOW Maiden (not understanding). What did he say?
LYOLIK. He says: “We did not appear here by chance; we arrived secretly to negotiate with you.”
EXPERIENCED. Listen, Snow Maiden! Nowadays you are called to act in films, in Hollywood!
SNOW MAIDEN. It’s too early for me to think about this.
LYOLIK. As my boss says, it’s not too early for anyone to think about this, and it’s never too late, by the way!
COWARD. The film "Harry Potter" and "The Lord of the Rings"!
LYOLIK ( spectators laughing). Yeah, down the aisle to Saakhov!
STUPID. Johnny Depp will be the main partner, and Spielberg... himself... what's his name?
SNOW MAIDEN. Director?
STUPID. Director!
SNOW MAIDEN. I agree!
LYOLIK (joyfully ). This is wonderful! Amazing!
COWARD. However, screen tests need to be done. First - profile... ( Takes off. )
STUPID. Then - full face... ( Takes off. )
LYOLIK. Well... Get ready... Once!
Music No. 7: “Running in the opposite direction.”
Lyolik and the trio kidnap the Snow Maiden.
SCENE 4
Music No. 8: “Meeting.”
Loud - quieter.
STORYTELLER.
The Snow Maiden was stolen
They put me in the car and disappeared,
Lured by deception
They were sentenced to marry Saakhov.
Santa Claus is covered with gray hair,
It was dusted with frost.
He yearns and grieves,
Trouble eats the heart:
New Year will not come without the Snow Maiden!!!
Santa Claus is waiting for help.
The bunnies gave a blunder:
Shurik has been called!
Everyone who saw him will confirm
God did not offend the young man with his mind.
The kidnappers did not know such details,
Otherwise, maybe they didn’t even steal the Snow Maiden.
Music No. 9: “Exams.”
Loud.
The storyteller leaves.
Shurik and bunnies.
SHURIK. So what do we have?
Bunny. There is a kidnapping!
Bunny. Insidious crime!
SHURIK. Who was stolen?
Bunny. Snow Maiden!
SHURIK. Who stole? Who is the groom?
Bunny. We sometimes find out this at a wedding.
SHURIK. There will be no wedding!!! I didn’t steal the Snow Maiden, but I will return her!
Bunny. How can we save the Snow Maiden, Shurik?
SHURIK. Bravery, courage and once again courage in the fight against kidnappers, insignificant scoundrels, immoral types.
Bunny. I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid.
SHURIK (thinking ). So I’ll tell you what: only brave hares can rescue the girl.
BUNNIES. How can we become braver?
SHURIK. The brave one will be the one who mows the grass three times a year at the most terrible hour!
BUNNIES. Where does this grass grow?
SHURIK.
In the dark blue forest,
Where the aspen trees tremble,
Where from the witch oaks
The leaves are flying around.
Bunny. What fear!
Bunny. How scary!
Bunny. Very scary!
Bunny. I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid!
SHURIK. If you want to help the Snow Maiden, you MUST stand in the dark blue forest at the most terrible hour!
Shurik leaves.
Bunny. Bunnies! Let's help the Snow Maiden! Let's all go together into this terrible forest to mow the grass!
Music No. 10: “Song about hares.”
Bunny dance.
SCENE 5
Music No. 11: “Loneliness.”
STORYTELLER.
Where is Lady New Year?
Lady Ice Tale?
Lives in captivity -
That's the answer!
Hollywood was not destiny:
They ask her to be a WIFE.
That's why she feels so bad!
That's why she's in so much pain!
But the Snow Maiden does not cry,
He doesn't trust anyone anymore.
And what?!.
It still hurts:
For her, loneliness is boredom!
For her, loneliness is torment!
Music No. 12: “Loneliness” (chorus).
The storyteller leaves.
Snow Maiden. Then - Lyolik, Saakhov, Trinity.
LYOLIK. Snow Maiden, you don’t have to eat, you don’t have to drink, you don’t have to be silent. It won't help you anyway! The best groom in the area offers his hand and heart... You have no conscience! You spit on our offer. Stupid! You have no other choice. (He looks at the girl.) Are you saying that they will be looking for you? Right! They will turn to me, and I will say: “She dropped out of college, got married and left.” So this is what I’ll tell you: either you marry Comrade Saakhov, or you won’t leave here at all! Answer something! See ( pointing to Saakhov): the man is waiting.
SNOW MAIDEN. I won’t talk to anyone except the prosecutor and I’m going on a hunger strike!
The Snow Maiden leaves.
LYOLIK (to Saakhov ). Still young, capricious!
SAAHOV. In general, yes. There are only two ways out of this house: either I take her to the registry office, or she takes me to the prosecutor.
LYOLIK. No need.
SAAHOV. I don’t want to... Nothing! In a day she will be hungry, in a week she will be even more sad, and in a month she will become smart. Nothing! Will wait.
LYOLIK. Will wait.
SAAHOV. Will wait.
Saakhov leaves.
LYOLIK ( addressing the trinity). Remember: you must finally justify the high trust placed in you. And you answer for the Snow Maiden with your head!
TRINITY (in chorus ). We will try, dear comrade Lyolik.
Music No. 13: “Promenade.”
Lyolik leaves.
The trio goes after the Snow Maiden.
They bring the Snow Maiden, but she leaves them again.
EXPERIENCED. This Snow Maiden is very capricious.
COWARD. There is no sweet spot with her!
STUPID. Still young, capricious!
EXPERIENCED. But we are responsible for it with our heads! We must take care of it, feed it, give it water.
COWARD. But she doesn't want to eat anything.
STUPID. We will not report this to our superiors. We will make a correct report for Comrade Saakhov. ( A coward. ) Sit down. Write from a new line: “Lunch.” Emphasize: “I refused soup.”
COWARD. "Refused."
STUPID. In parentheses: “Kharcho soup.”
COWARD. "Kharcho."
COWARD. "Into the abyss."
STUPID. Now wine: “I broke two bottles.”
COWARD. Three! We have three under the table.
STUPID. Write three.
COWARD. Three.
STUPID. So. Now fruits: “Oranges”.
COWARD. "Oranges."
EXPERIENCED. Stop messing up the paper! Let's better think about how to cheer up the Snow Maiden, otherwise she will completely wither away from melancholy and loneliness. We will be the ones to blame.
STUPID. Let's sing our favorite song for her.
EXPERIENCED. And what? Maybe your favorite one.
STUPID. We just can't do it alone!
COWARD. We can handle it if oriental girls help us!
Music No. 14: “If I were a Sultan.”
The girls invite the Snow Maiden.
Oriental dance of a trinity and girls.
The Snow Maiden leaves unnoticed at the end of the dance.
SCENE 6
Music No. 15: "The Ambassador's Exit".
Bunnies and Shurik appear in white gauze bandages.
Experienced, Goofy and Coward look at them in surprise.
EXPERIENCED. Who are you visiting?
SHURIK. Sanitary and epidemiological station. There is an epidemic in the area. General examination of the population. "Swine flu". Mandatory order.
STUPID. Damn it!.. Take off your shirt.
SHURIK. Just a shirt is not necessary at all. Come in for an examination.
COWARD. Is it not painful?
SHURIK. Come to my assistants.
Trinity approaches. The examination is carried out by bunnie doctors.
SHURIK. Is there anyone else in the house?
TRINITY. No! No!
COWARD. Nobody!
SHURIK. Then my assistants will have a preventive conversation with you about “swine flu.” Have a seat.
The trio sits down.
Bunny. “Swine flu” is the conventional name for a disease in humans and animals caused by strains of the influenza virus. Strains associated with swine flu outbreaks are found among influenza viruses serotype C and subtypes serotype A.
Bunny. The swine flu virus is transmitted both through direct contact with infected organisms and through airborne droplets.
Bunny. The main symptoms are the same as normal flu symptoms.
Bunny. To prevent swine flu, vaccinations are given.
SHURIK. “Swine flu” develops especially rapidly in the body...
STUPID. In short, Sklikhosovsky!
COWARD. If you're not interested, don't bother me! Please continue.
SHURIK. ...develops especially rapidly in the body weakened by nicotine, alcohol and...
COWARD. ...bad excesses.
Bunny. Thus, in order to avoid the disease “swine flu”, it is necessary to get preventive vaccinations in a timely manner and lead a healthy lifestyle!
SHURIK. Are you sure there is no one else in the house except you?
TRINITY. No! No!
COWARD. Nobody!
SHURIK. If “swine flu” is not detected in time, then, as they say,“mome"nto mo"re"!
COWARD. Instantly...
STUPID. …in the sea!
SHURIK. Clear?
STUPID. Clear.
COWARD. A! It's clear.
SHURIK. From December 1 to December 31, 2010, our clinic is running a promotion: three vaccinations for the price of one!
EXPERIENCED. A tempting offer! We agree to go for vaccinations right now! Otherwise“mome"nto mo"re"!
COWARD. Instantly...
STUPID. …in the sea!
Music No. 16: “Final Overture.”
Shurik lets the whole trio through in turn and goes after her.
Bunny dance.
SCENE 7
Music No. 17: “Partners.”
Saakhov and Lyolik.
LYOLIK. Chief, everything is gone, everything is gone: the Snow Maiden ran away, my people disappeared!!! Everything is lost!!!
SAAHOV ( covers Lyolik’s mouth with a cap, he bites his finger). If a person is an idiot, then this will last for a long time!
LYOLIK. Chief, I'll fix everything!
SAAHOV. If you don’t fix it, you’ll live on one salary! I'm kind of tired. I'll probably take a bath and drink a cup of coffee. Still, think about how to correct the situation. Otherwise we will have a bath, and coffee, and “poop” with tea!
LYOLIK. I never expected this to happen. I probably should...
SAAHOV. No need!
LYOLIK. Now I have this proposal: what if...
SAAHOV. Not worth it!
LYOLIK. Clear! Then maybe you need...
SAAHOV. No need!
LYOLIK. It's clear. At least allow me...
SAAHOV. I don’t allow it... Because of you I have to tear my claws out. We will change the point. Relocate! Like this!
There's a knock on the door.
SAAHOV. Who is here?
Music No. 18: “The January blizzard is ringing...”.
Shurik, Snegurochka and Father Frost come in.
SAAHOV (scared ). H-hello. I didn't expect you to come! Such a surprise for me!
LYOLIK. Before the New Year, comrade Saakhov, Father Frost and Snow Maiden always come, ask riddles, give gifts...
SHURIK. We have already solved your riddles. And your trial will be our gift!
SAAHOV. What are you going to judge us for?
FATHER FROST. You ordered my granddaughter to be kidnapped, hid her, and made her suffer!
SNOW MAIDEN. He wanted to marry me.
SAAHOV. You have no right to judge us! You will be responsible for this!
SHURIK. We will not be responsible for your filthy skins.
SAAHOV. I'm ready to admit my mistakes!
LYOLIK. I acted recklessly too! I repent: I temporarily acted as the leader of the Snow Maiden’s kidnappers on the orders of Comrade Saakhov!
SAAHOV. Well, forgive us!!!
FATHER FROST. Snow Maiden! Shall we forgive them?
SNOW MAIDEN. Let the one who prevented us from preparing for the New Year help us!
SHURIK. Eh... no... there is no need to rush to conclusions... It is important to return full-fledged people to society...
FATHER FROST. Full-fledged means full-fledged! Snow Maiden, where do we correct kidnappers, parasites, and hooligans?
SNOW MAIDEN. On the island of Bad Luck in the ocean.
FATHER FROST. Comrade Shurik, deliver these criminals to the Island of Bad Luck! Yes! And take the infamous trinity there, inoculated against swinish behavior!
SNOW MAIDEN. Comrade Shurik, they must work for 15 days in a sand quarry, cleaning streets, and at a cement plant. For Comrade Saakhov - a separate order for the construction of a residential building under your leadership.
SHURIK. I am confident, Comrade Saakhov, that these decade and a half will pass in an atmosphere of friendship and mutual understanding. Follow me, please!
Music No. 19: “Island of Bad Luck.”
Shurik takes Saakhov and Lyolik and takes them away.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden are leaving.
SCENE 8
Music No. 2: "Market".
STORYTELLER.
This is the story that happened
In some kingdom
In a magical state
Where we lived, we didn’t grieve,
We were friends with the bunnies
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka,
Student, Komsomol member, athlete,
Finally, just a beauty!
Music No. 20: “Overture.”
Entertainers: Storyteller, Saakhov and Lyolik, Shurik, Coward, Dunce, Experienced, oriental girls, bunnies, Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
SCENE 9
Music No. 21: “New Year” (StekloVata).
Father Frost, Snow Maiden and bunnies.
FATHER FROST.
When the snow flies out of the gate
And the frost crackles all around,
He comes to every city
He comes to every home.
SNOW MAIDEN.
With colorful balls
And cheerful tinsel,
Long-awaited gifts
With noisy children's play!
Bunny.
Who's coming, who's coming?
Winter holiday New Year!
Fleeting and careless,
Endless New Year!
Bunny.
Along with skis, skates,
Round dance here and there
And sparklers
Under firecracker fireworks!
(We do fireworks.)
Bunny.
A Christmas tree comes to every home
And rosy Santa Claus!
And, looking through the crack,
We are waiting for an answer to the question!
Bunny.
Who's coming, who's coming?
Winter holiday New Year!
Fleeting and careless,
Endless New Year!
FATHER FROST.
Our holiday turned out to be a success,
Both children and adults liked it.
May you have a lot of goodness!
And it’s time for us to part with you.
Our holiday ends
Room 305 is closing.
SNOW MAIDEN.
In these moments of our farewell
To all our dear and dear friends
We are speaking:
"See you again,
Until we meet again,
We wish you happiness!”
Music No. 22: “New Year” (StekloVata).
The final performance of the artists.
Used materials
- Film comedies by L. Gaidai: “Operation “Y” and other adventures of Shurik”, “Prisoner of the Caucasus”, “The Diamond Arm”, “Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession”.
