Kiss my stomach, maybe lower, right there! 125
A hungry girl in her territory is looking for an active, brave and ready to experiment guy! 105
As soon as I drink Pepsi, I immediately think about sex. Well, by the way, I love Pepsi day and night! 195
Unambiguous SMS:
I kiss his ear and navel, then him. and between your legs! 364
I want you in the bed, on the floor and on the table. You can even do it in water, because you can do it carefully in nature too! 150
The night has come, the sun has set, not having you in my bed is not good đ 86
A highly artistic erotic message to your beloved:
Beautiful girl
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writes you this SMS;) 130
Why are you looking at me, take off your clothes, I'm yours! 171
I want to be with you! Fall asleep with you, enjoying love, and wake up with the desire to love you again! 197
May you and I live a great life, so that we donât want to change our lives. Falling in love is a reason for temptation, let's seduce each other? đ 93
Tonight be with me my beloved
Tonight hold me tight
Tonight I want to forget all my problems
Tonight I want to love you. YOU! 107
I'm going crazy, wanting only you. My love, save me! 86
My heart beats faster, I want you more, but itâs a pity that you are far from me now! 192 (4)
I want to put you quietly to bed, but donât get your hopes up - you wonât sleep! 175
Caress my body with your sliding lips, kiss me boldly - I am only yours, and in the world of fantasy we will be alone, feel free to take me with you! 98
Popular dirty SMS for a guy:
I am a windy butterfly from magical dreams! I could have sat on the pestle! 76
My dear, this morning
You forgot about the Kama Sutra.
Tomorrow don't be lazy anymore
Get busy studying! 131
Wet hair, wet blouse, I'm wearing only panties. you want me? 92
Cool poems, my husband replied that today he will rush home like in a helicopter)))) reply
Are you going to the football? Bowling with friends? With a neighbor for billiards? Imagine what I could do with a cue? How to look naked with a ball? And what is visible when I bend over while bowling?
I kiss your lips, neck, shoulders,
I whisper in your ear: âI love you!â
And I feel goosebumps on my forearm.
Oh God, how I want you!
Sleep sweetly, kitten, Iâll climb into your bed and have a sweet, sweet treat with you :)
I want to repeat with you everything that I have fantasized about.
Love me passionately and tightly
Come deep into my flesh
Until I understand I'm in ecstasy -
I don't need anyone anymore. (1)
I inhale your hair and feel your breath.
Your gentle look. he drives me crazy.. Your voice turns me on so much..
Your moan.
I think I know what heaven is.
Heaven is when two halves find each other and merge into one once and for all.
You tease, caress, Iâm all trembling. If you donât come in immediately, Iâll take revenge on you! Iâll run my tongue over your elastic body, youâre captive of my lips, heated to the limit. I'll drive you into drunken madness, will you explode now? Just be patient a little. I give all of myself to you without reserve, hug me tenderly, kiss me sweetly.
Come to me, little bunny, weâll drink tea with you
Buns with jam or butter - take your pick
But why lie and hide behind an excuse?
I say directly - Come! I want to make love)
If you donât have a personal life, then stop being decent.
- Iâm watching a movie, There are heroes in bed: Pillows, feather beds, And sighs, hugs. And somehow my body becomes sad, And I would like to do the same with you.
This section contains vulgar, erotic, tender and simply cool phrases for girls
And I kiss strangers timidly... After all, people dream of erotic places for a reason? The taste of your lips is the taste of caramel, they can burn! I want to do THIS all night with you in bed! Looking at you, I turn into a child who knows only one word - âWANTâ! The lips are sweetly glossy, the bodies are dancing passionately... Iâm looking forward to our meeting, I wish the evening would come soon! I will gently touch your lips with my lips and touch your chest, and the flame will begin to rise when we are intertwined as a whole! I will sell my soul, build a new Notre Dame, disturb the peace of the world, and all this - in one night with you! There are also berries in the buttocks. Only one Kama Sutra can change this gray morning. Darling, my eyes want the same thing as my hands - to undress you! Love is something you donât just want, you have to actively pursue it! Even if you wake me up in the middle of the night, Iâll be Ready... so much so that the neighbors will knock! The world is so small, maybe we can meet in bed? I am very sorry that we rarely see each other. But, forgetting about conscience, intelligence and honor, I dream of you, my sweetie. Unwrap and eat often! My baby, you cause excitement, Iâm waiting for you to give me pleasure, you baby, you are sexy itself, when I see you, I lose reality. My berry, my joy girl, I remember the nights with you, all their sweetness, I look forward to the evening so that we can have a delicious evening. Iâll quietly whisper in your ear how much I want you! No words needed. No need. Just look into my eyes and you will understand how much I love you and how much I want you! You didnât come at night, you didnât come during the day, do you think weâre jerking off? No! We eat others! I'm pining for you, I'm pining for you, if I don't fuck you now, I'll probably die! Wash your pussy and legs, because I'm already on the road! Remember, dear, it never hurts to merge your body between times. May you and I live a great life, so that we donât want to change our lives. Falling in love is a reason for temptation, let's seduce each other? I'm going crazy, wanting only you. My love, save me! You wonât be full of sex, but you wonât be full of soup either! Listen, what are you doing tonight? Don't think bad! And if you think about it, what do you think of this idea? First I will hold my beautiful goddess to my chest. And I will want to enter you and merge in a fiery rush! I give a hundred hot kisses, outwardly I am calm, but inside I am all on fire! Thoughts about us wonât let you sleep again, I only want you alone! Your body at night is so beautiful that I wish for it very passionately! I wait for you, love and thirst for you. From your caresses I am not myself, for the fact that we met once, I thank fate. I am yours! You are the queen of my dreams, my erotic desires. You are my angel, my love, the object of fantastic desires. You are my sweet peach, I adore you! In my thoughts Iâm slowly taking off your clothes! You are a sexual ideal, a ruthless coquette, I always want you so much, you are my sweetie! You are like a delicious peach, I always stick out from you and, lifting off the ground, I want you like a popsicle. You are super for me, you are great for me, I want you a hundred times! I want to shower you with flowers, bore you with poems, without hinting at anything, invite you for a cup of tea, treat you to a vanilla cupcake, and then have sex! I want you tenderly, godlessly, anxiously, but you know this is impossible now. I want you, but what can I do, I canât forget you, send me an SMS and tell me that you love, that you are waiting and that you will never forget! I want to put you quietly to bed, but donât get your hopes up - you wonât sleep! I want you to be next to me now! You are so beautiful and tender, you donât need clothes! This night will be hot, we will do everything we wanted. We will kindle a passionate, fiery fire in bed with you! All my life I wanted to find the most interesting person who could and would want to fulfill my deepest desires, my most erotic fantasies... and I found her - itâs you! I love you, I like you, kiss me - you wonât get poisoned! I'll grab your legs and drag you into the bushes, don't fuck a beauty queen on the road. I love you very much, I want you very much, if you donât want to believe me, you can check everything personally! I want you everywhere: on the roof, and in the elevator, every day and every hour, but especially now! I want to see you, hear you, touch you. I want your sweetness, weakness, severity. I want it to seem and touch, so that my fingertips relieve fatigue. I want you tenderly, anxiously, godlessly. I want you! Do you hear? Is this possible? I want, I wonât hide it... to caress you with my hand. Smooth your hair and body, and then get down to business!
Compliments are one of the most complex sciences in the art of seduction. They are purely individual and depend on the type, level of education, self-esteem and morality of the girl. Willy-nilly, men have to learn the art of speaking beautifully about the appearance of their chosen ones. This is exactly what this article will be about.
How to compliment your appearance correctly
The best compliment is strictly individual. However, there are some general points:
- Honesty. You shouldnât tell an Asian woman about âbig eyes that you can drown in,â a girl with bandy legs about âthe exciting curve of her tender legs,â or a tanned beach lover about âaristocratic pallor of her skin.â They simply wonât understand you, twisting their finger at your temple, and in the worst case, they will even laugh.
- Emotions. Compliments are usually said under the pressure of feelings, in those moments when you are simply bewitched by your interlocutor (at least thatâs what women think). So don't try too hard on the wording... but the acting skills definitely need to be improved.
- Conciseness. Short compliments are preferable to long ones. Just consider that your girl has the attention span of a puppy - focused for no more than 15 seconds - and plan to stay within this period.
- Individuality. Take into account the girl's education and morals. For example, if you are an ordinary yard boy, then it is worth remembering that your âTest Buffers!â or âWell, just a peach!â Thereâs no way theyâll take it out on a sweet girl from an intelligent family... well, not counting a possible slap in the face.
In the same way, it will not be easy for an intelligent student in the company of a street girl who simply will not notice his attempts to court him.
- Compliments in verse. Donât try to put a compliment into poetry, especially if you donât know how. First of all, it's old-fashioned. Secondly, itâs very much an acquired taste, because even if youâre worth something as a poet, not everyone likes poetry.
The best option is to speak in your own words, in prose.
A special case, but a VERY common mistake. Don't use the words "unforgettable" if you're talking about appearance. An evening or a night can be unforgettable, but in matters of appearance, all its features are unforgettable by definition!
What kind of compliments can a girl be offended by?
Those that are aimed below her level of education or morality. Even a banal compliment with mistakes can still be perceived as a manifestation of sincere feelings, but a vulgar compliment with obscenities can never be perceived.
Here are some more examples of absolute bottom:
- âHey, pussy!...â - you donât have to write any further. Any offensive (for most) treatment has just destroyed any chance of success, even if there was a compliment worthy of Shakespeare next.
- âYou have ears like an elephant. Well... I mean, theyâre just as soft...â - congratulations, Sharik, youâre a fool. Learn to make comparisons before you give compliments. Any incomprehensible or unpleasant comparisons will significantly reduce your chances, so beware even of âYou look just like Jennifer Lopezâ - itâs not a fact that the girl likes the appearance and creativity of this actress.
- âYour voice is so melodious and tender that angels descend from heaven toâ
- âYour eyes are so blue...â - especially if they are brown. Seriously, everyday color blindness is the scourge of the male part of the worldâs population. If the lighting in the room is poor or you havenât noticed some features of your new friend, there is no need to compliment them.
Otherwise, feel absolutely free. Just think before every compliment you say - âWould I be pleased if they say that about meâ and make allowances for her age, upbringing and experience.
Examples of good compliments
A good compliment is one that you yourself come up with and are ready to confirm. The pattern is felt, no matter how you hide it.
A great option is to say something simple like âYou have very beautiful eyes,â and if you say it correctly and with feeling, the effect will be much stronger than any of the sophisticated compliments.
Here is a list of good compliments that will help in difficult times:
Eyes are a very important part of appearance and, in general, the âmirror of the soul.â Therefore, be careful with this issue. Improvisation is important here. But don't compare eye color to anything other than beautiful colors - it's too fraught.- âYou can drown in your eyes...â - Immortal classic. Pronounced... yes, whenever, if you have looked into her eyes for a long time and with tenderness. It can even be used in a slightly humorous way.
- "You have the eyes of a child." - Well, only if the girl understands that you are talking about the purity of her gaze and the innocence of her soul. Again, not for everyone, but the chance of success is more than 50%.
- âYour eyes just light upâ - say when she tells you about her favorite thing. Of course, it's also worth listening, since she may be offended that you are only interested in her appearance... but the game is usually worth the candle.
Compliments about a smile
A smile â it comes in different forms. Mischievous, crazy (different things, by the way, and the first one is more decent), modest, gentle, bitchy... but always, remember, there should always be a smile beautiful and sweet.
- âIâm sorry, but you smile so sweetly that I just canât stopâ is your saving grace after a bad joke or the phrase âCan you even talk seriously about anything?!â... which is almost always the same thing.
- â[womanâs name], why are you depressed? Smile, make this dark world a little brighter!â - if your beloved girl is sad and you canât help her, try this option. Itâs not a fact that it will help improve her mood, but at least you can achieve a ghostly smile.
In general, be sincere and creative. For example, if you are telling some very funny story and you see that the girl is already laughing, freeze for a couple of seconds and look at her face âwith a haze in your eyes.â To the question âWhat happened?â if he follows up, respond with âSorry, but youâre so cute when you smile.â
Compliments about your figure
A very, very difficult moment. You donât know how a girl sees herself and what she wants to be, so until you get to know her better, you should generally shut your mouth and not talk about this topic.
- âWell, youâre just a gymnast! Tell me, what gym do you go to?â - especially if she is trying to amaze you with the wonders of flexibility.
- âYou know, if someone calls you fat, recommend him to a good ophthalmologistâ - works well in those moments when a girl doubts herself.
Compliments about hair
Hair is a source of special pride for any girl. Even a little gray mouse can seem like a beauty if she has gorgeous thick and long hair, especially bright color.So compliments about hair are a rather difficult topic, especially if the girl does not have a particularly beautiful mane.
- âYou have an interesting hairstyle. It seems to be strict, but at the same time very elegant. Suits you (with a smile)â â suitable for girls with short hair, as well as those who are passionate about work/study.
- âI really like the smell of your hairâ is a more intimate compliment... which will always be received correctly. The only completely universal one on this list.
Compliments about the voice
Voice is also very important. If you think that a girl has a beautiful voice, it means that you listen to her, and if you listen to her, it means you appreciate her.- âYou have a very gentle voiceâ is what any romantic girl wants to hear... unless she sounds like a locomotive whistle.
- âHave you ever thought about becoming a singer?â - If your girlfriend is constantly humming something or just humming to herself, she will probably like this kind of assessment of her talent.
Compliments about lips
Lips are also important. Itâs very easy to fall into vulgarity here, and vulgarity doesnât turn everyone on and not always, but if you manage to remain sensual and non-vulgar, you have a great chance to earn extra points in her head..
Cool compliments
You need to be able to say cool compliments. Moreover, skill and acting here take a back seat to a sense of humor, since you wonât be able to simply blurt out something funny - you need to prepare the ground a little and show that you are a cheerful and carefree young man.Here are some interesting compliments that may come in handy:
- âYou smell so great... (dreamy) violets, citrus, nuts... (with appropriate joking intonation) I hate nuts!â - here your task is not to seduce her, but to make her smile. So if you can come up with something unexpected but funny, do it.
- âYouâre so thin... How does your soul even fit inside you?â â Especially if the girl is obsessed with diets/sports.
- âYouâve gained so much weight, youâve become so slim!â - There, especially for anorexics on the path to correction.
- âDid you grow your legs or are they just like that by nature?â - If you REALLY want to joke. Although itâs better not to, especially if you donât know each other well.
The science of giving beautiful compliments correctly you'll have to figure it out on your own, getting bumps and getting slapped. However, at the end of the path, SHE is waiting for you - the only one for whom you embarked on it... well, or just a wonderful night after a pretty good evening.
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Introduction.
If you want to diversify your intimate life, then you can do this with the help of vulgar SMS to your girlfriend. Precisely vulgar, erotic, playful, and not frankly vulgar. These messages will cheer up your beloved and create the basis for more intimate communication.
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How to write erotic messages?
Intimate correspondence is a great way to excite your partner and take your relationship to the next level. You need to proceed as follows:
- 1. Make inquiries. Perhaps the guy and the girl have been dating for several months, and the young man is sure that during this time he was able to perfectly study his beloved. At the same time, the lady may not be delighted with this style of communication. You can start with a message like, âGood morning, baby.â This will help you find out what mood the girl is in and whether she is ready to respond in a similar style. Even if her mood is not all right, you can always laugh it off or make excuses by saying that you just missed her a lot or were a little unsuccessful in expressing your admiration for her.
- 2. Wait for a response. If the lady responded in a similar spirit, then she is ready to communicate on sexual topics. You need to gradually start writing more and more seductive messages, but do not bombard the girl with them right away, but wait patiently for her to respond. A message like: âI saw a very sexy girl in the movie yesterday, but Iâm sure youâre even sexier.â
Attention! If a girl answers for too long, then she is not in the right mood for such a game. There is no need to be upset, because you can always try another time.
If your partner does not support the topic or she categorically does not accept this type of communication, you should not try to dissuade her. It's better to just continue communicating as usual.
- 3. Invite someone to your place. Does intimate communication continue to develop successfully? Then you can invite a girl to your place to make your love desires come true. If a girl says that she is extremely busy right now and is preparing for an important exam, then most likely she just wants the guy to persuade her, so she doesnât need to give up right away.
- 4. Raise the stakes. Did the guy realize that the girl likes to talk about vulgar topics? Then, while she is getting ready for the meeting, you can dream together about what you will do when the lady arrives.
- 5. Creative approach. Whatever the outcome of the correspondence, you need to approach it creatively so that your partner does not become bored with monotonous messages.
- 6. If it is not possible to meet. When a couple is far from each other or for some other reason it is not possible to make an appointment, the partners begin to caress themselves and tell them what they are doing now and what they would do together, while it is important to describe in detail all their feelings.
- 7. Completion. When completing an intimate correspondence, there is no need to simply say goodbye and leave. It is better to make sure that the girl is waiting for the next messages and is inclined to communicate in a similar tone. You can do this as follows: âWe will definitely repeat this on the next hot night.â
After talking about sex, you should not switch to everyday topics.
If the conversation has stopped because the couple has agreed to meet in person, you can fuel the passion with a message like: âI canât wait to make all our fantasies come true.â
What should you pay attention to when intimately corresponding with a girl?
When playing with erotic messages, you need to pay attention to some aspects:
- 1. When corresponding with a girl, it is better to use romantic and sensual messages. Guys like this more when a girl describes what and how she would like to do with him.
- 2. Indecent messages should not be used at the very beginning of meeting a girl, especially if you have known each other only recently and she is a rather private person. A representative of the fair sex may feel that her partner only needs sex from her, and she will be forced to break off the relationship. Only a very liberated person who is ready to experiment in the sexual sphere can write messages of this nature.
- 3. You need to choose the right time, even if your partner is not against vulgar correspondence. A person may be busy at work, school or doing housework, and such messages will distract and irritate him. It is best to write such messages in the evening, when the person has finished his business, is bored and has time for a personal meeting.
- 4. During correspondence, it is difficult to guess the tone with which a person wants to say this or that phrase, so you need to be extremely careful and delicate, and if a girl understands something incorrectly, then be able to laugh it off and move the conversation in a safer direction.
- 5. It is important to remember that a dishonest person can keep obscene messages and then use them for blackmail. That is why it is better to conduct intimate correspondence with those people in whom you have absolute trust and who will not make this kind of correspondence public.
- 6. Some people think that making intimate emails for fun is extremely funny and fun. They can take over a friendâs phone and start sending these kinds of messages to all the contacts in their address book, so if vulgar messages start coming from a person they barely know, then most likely itâs just someoneâs stupid joke.
Examples of vulgar messages for a girl.
You can start flirting with the girl you like using the following messages:
- 1. I love it when you come out of the shower and your hair is all over your shoulders. At such moments I want you to be mine forever.
- 2. There is only one place where my soul feels at home, and that place is you. Come, I want you so much!
- 3. Now Iâm lying on the couch, Iâm bored and I understand that for complete happiness I miss you. Below me.
- 4. I want your eyes that look at me so warmly. I want your lips that whisper words of love so sweetly. I want your hands that caress me so passionately. I want all of you!
- 5. You have no idea how much I miss you. It seems that your body odor accompanies me everywhere.
- 6. Itâs still morning, but Iâm already dreaming of the evening, when we can repeat everything we did yesterday.
- 7. I wanted to fall asleep, but I couldnât. As soon as I close my eyes, your beautiful naked body appears in front of them. I want you!
- 8. Let's take a shower together today?
- 9. I imagine you in that sexy lace lingerie, and I want you to meet me only in it today.
- 10. Today I came across an article about how you can please a girl. Come visit us, let's try it.
- 11. I bought a new shirt, I would like you to rate it.
- 12. I think about you all day and get excited.
- 13. I want to hold you close to me, not let you go anywhere, and make love to you all night.
- 14. More than anything in the world, I now want to see your tender body and touch it with my lips.
- 15. Darling, look at the sky. There the stars joined hands. This is a sign that tonight is the perfect time for lovers. Let's see you!
- 16. All my life I dreamed of finding a girl who could make my most obscene desires come true. And now she is reading this SMS.
Exciting messages with a hint of sex.
Relationships between the sexes are usually built on mutual understanding, respect and trust, but every young man sooner or later has the question of how to talk to a girl about intimacy. The easiest way is to talk about your desire to have sex, but this can scare your partner away and have the opposite effect.
Hinting to a girl by correspondence that you would like to have sex is a great option for shy guys. The first thing to do is write to the girl about how much you miss her. If she reciprocates, then you can offer to come to you. You need to make sure in advance that friends or relatives will not unexpectedly come to visit, and no one will interfere with spending the night together. Based on the girlâs answers, you can guess how to behave in the future. Perhaps on the first night she will not agree to sex, so the event with an invitation to visit will need to be repeated 2-3 more times.
Sexy SMS for a girl.
When a couple has sexual relations, and the girl is not against vulgar correspondence, then you can move on to more frank messages:
- 1. My beautiful goddess, I want to undress you, hold you close and passionately enter you.
- 2. I lose my mind when I see your sexy body. All day long I only dream about you giving me pleasure.
- 3. My baby, I want tonight to belong only to us.
- 4. You have become a drug to me. Every night I want to love you madly.
- 5. My berry, Iâm looking forward to the evening so I can eat you soon.
- 6. All my thoughts are only about you. I want you terribly, please wait for me.
- 7. I love it when you arch your back like a cat and ask for more.
- 8. I want to kiss your sweet lips and do things with you in bed that you canât even imagine.
- 9. Tonight in bed we will start a real fire with you.
- 10. When you melt in my hands like a candle, I understand that you are only mine. Want you!
- 11. I will gently caress your breasts and kiss your body until you ask for more.
- 12. Give me tonight and I promise that you will be the happiest.
- 13. I want to feel your kiss on my lips and take off all your clothes.
- 14. I imagine that you are lying next to me, and I undress you and caress your neck, chest, belly, below... Come soon!
- 15. The curves of your body, the scent of your hair, the softness of your lips, your figure - all this drives me crazy. Come to me quickly!
- 16. Your walk drives me crazy, and when you bend over, Iâm exhausted with desire.
- 17. I want you terribly, Iâm ready to fly to you at the speed of light.
- 18. Good morning, are you already awake? I'm coming to you, keep it warm under the blanket for me.
