The hottest performance in Pattaya X-Show 69
Show for adults (age limit is 18+). Extreme with childish tricks.
No one will remain indifferent. The performance of artists of a non-standard genre makes the pulse beat at an incredible speed, quickens the breath and takes your breath away! All the tricks performed are unique. You won't see this anywhere else!
Even people with wild imaginations will be amazed at how masterfully and completely inappropriately Thai girls use their bodies. The plot of the performance unfolds on the podium. It is surrounded by places for spectators who crave vivid, unforgettable experiences.
In the show program: a shameless girl “drinks” Coke with a straw. Paints a picture without using your hands, feet or lips! See how masterfully local women can juggle tennis balls. This is not the entire program of the show!
Peak performance
The show is aimed not only at young people, but also at the fair half of humanity, who will learn how local men play drums without using drumsticks.
Marvel at the accuracy of the actresses shooting air balloons darts, to put it mildly, in a non-standard way. You will witness a deadly stunt - a Thai girl takes out garlands that are strewn with razor blades. The length of the garlands reaches several meters.
Why is it worth visiting X-show 69 in Pattaya?
This performance is simply not to be missed; everyone should attend it! It is also unique in that it cannot be found on the phones of friends or acquaintances who have already been there. Photo and video shooting are strictly prohibited! Before the start of the performance, a search is carried out: smartphones, cameras, video cameras and other equipment must be returned before the end of the show.
Would you like to attend a show?
If you want to be guaranteed to attend this incredible show, apply now! Applications are accepted either by phone or via the website (without prepayment). In addition to the 69 show, there are many more unusual and unforgettable things in Pattaya. The site presents best excursions. Book your place right now while in Russia, so as not to waste time searching later!
Price with group
Additional Information
ATTENTION: The presentation program may be partially adjusted due to increased inspections by the authorities. It's possible that the show won't have all the most explicit scenes.
When do the excursions take place?
Daily.
We leave the hotel from 19:30 to 20:30, return from 22:30 to 23:00. The show starts: 18:00 - 22:00. Duration: 45 minutes.
What is included in the price of the excursion?
The road from the hotel and back, admission ticket for the performance and its viewing.
How do you pay?
Cash to the driver on the day of the trip.
If you are going or have already arrived to Pattaya, you have probably heard that Pattaya is a city of debauchery... Yes, this is partly true, but it’s not all that scary. You shouldn’t think that there is no point in going here with children; in fact, there is entertainment for any return, and actually “debauchery” if you don’t wander into certain places with children, out of sight of children and out of sight. But you need to be prepared for the fact that there are transvestites on every corner, you won’t be able to avoid meeting them in Pattaya, often you may not even understand that this is not a girl, there are very pretty ones, slender ones and so on, but what can I say, look at the Transvestite Show Alcazar or Tiffany (You can take children here, they don’t show anything terrible, but the performances are beautiful).
So, about the debauchery, in fact, basically all the debauchery has spread to the famous Volkin Street, but it only begins there in the evening, during the day it is quite quiet and calm there) But at night I don’t advise you to go there with children, then you will get tired of answering curious questions, and even then a child can see there, not really for children’s eyes, although looking at the modern network of TV channels, I’m not really sure about this anymore) This debauchery is also common on the streets near Volkin and on the soya couples (alleys) between Beach Street and Second.
But if you are without children or have the opportunity to leave them with someone - run there, visit Pattaya and not visit Volkin - there will be no excuses for this. First of all, be prepared for a large number of people, and then, be prepared for the fact that every 10 meters you will meet “barkers” for that same show, they usually have in their hands a leaflet with pictures or a list of performances in the show, often even those written in Russian (the translation is very clumsy, or someone clearly wrote it with humor). These barkers usually tell the Russians - “Peep show, good!”, You need to negotiate with them about the cost of the show, the cost is about 200 baht per person, naturally the initial figure depends on the impudence of the barker, he will lead you to a nook where you will already pay for the entrance .
In fact, there are several shows, small ones, scattered around Volkin, they are often called Peep Show, and there is also a show - Shocking Asia, I’ll tell you about it below. And so, what is Peep Show all about? From the beginning you are taken into a nook, usually the way there runs along a sharp, inconspicuous staircase to the second floor, you pay for the entrance at the rate that you agreed on with the barker, you are taken into the hall where the event itself takes place action. The main thing is not to be scared, there will already be a “performance” on the stage, take a comfortable seat and watch... You can sit closer to the stage to get a better look at everything and possibly take part in the skits, but you can also sit on the edge. After you sit down, you will be asked what drink you will drink (the cost of the drink is included in the entrance price, subsequent drinks are for money), you are usually given a choice of beer, water, shorts, and there are cocktails.
Some of the highlight of the show is that it consists of numbers that continue in a circle, i.e. Whenever you come, after sitting in a “circle”, you will look at all the numbers, i.e. when everything starts to repeat itself, you can leave, it means you’ve seen everything, but you can stay, no one will drive you away.
Now about the numbers, I had heard about some tricks before, but some I couldn’t even imagine, the essence of almost all the numbers is that they are performed with the action of the female genital organs, the girls going on stage are practically not dressed (perhaps covered with a cape), each has its own trick, and the list of tricks may differ slightly in different places in Volkin, but the main ones are
— Shooting darts at inflatable balls (the balls are handed out to visitors, and you can hold it yourself, just hold it higher above you, otherwise you never know)), she picks up the phone and begins to accurately shoot darts at targets, naturally she does this without using her mouth.
— Opening a bottle, naturally without a bottle opener. Usually, before opening, visitors are allowed to touch the cork so that there is no doubt, although there is some trick - before the process itself, she shakes the bottle well, thereby making the opening process a little easier.
“They take out a whole ribbon of sharp razors tied with thread from those very places, everything seems to be fair here, the blades are sharp, apparently the trick is in the special arrangement of them inside.
— They shoot ping-pong balls, everything is simple here, the “gun” is loaded with a ball and it shoots)
In general, the whole performance (one circle) will last about 20-30 minutes, but it’s worth seeing) Also, it will be especially fun if the visitors turn out to be cheerful, the people there are “having fun” so much that then your stomach hurts from laughing)
There are also quite a few in Pattaya popular show, to Russians it is usually presented as “Shocking Asia”. Behind last years it has undergone some changes, but it is also worth a visit. Now Shocking Asia consists of two “sections”, the first is a beautiful, erotic show, without vulgarity. Here they will dance, show you a striptease, and entertain you. Here you can directly take part in the show, you can try something, you can get on stage, for example, to a striptease or to wash in a “jacuzzi” with two “models” (they actually wash there, but it’s a lot of fun).
Personally, I love Thailand because this country surprises me all the time. Every time I travel, I bring back new impressions and the understanding that there is still a lot to learn. But one time I was so surprised that it took me a long time to come to my senses.
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It was in Pattaya, and my husband and I, leaving our daughter in the care of “babudeds” at home, had a blast full program. Together with my friends, from the very first day we drew up an excursion plan, and we drove around the surrounding area without a break. After a week of such active pastime, we decided to take a short break and, for once, stayed at the hotel during the day.
True, by lunchtime we were completely stupefied from doing nothing on the beach and frantically came up with something to do for the evening. And then, like a jack-in-the-box, Taras appeared before us. We used to buy a couple of excursions from him and often chatted in a friendly manner when we met. He sat down at our table, and we complained to him that our evening was going sour. To which he, picking his teeth with a toothpick, said that he just had a worthy adventure for our butts. They say that there is a certain show that is not for everyone, and exotic lovers like us should definitely watch it. At this time the phone rang and I had to leave for a while. When I returned, Taras was no longer there, and my husband, kissing me on the nose, said that everything had been decided, and that evening we were going to the X-show. Even then I thought that there would be something like classified materials, who would have known! But I didn’t elaborate.
We spent the rest of the day on the beach, and for dinner we decided to appreciate the skill of the local bartender. His cocktails were excellent, and if Taras hadn’t picked us up, we would definitely have gotten drunk. Being in a hooligan mood, our group loaded into the car and drove along the streets of Pattaya, colored by night lights.
Having driven past the rumbling Walking street, after some time the car turned into an inconspicuous street, then into another one and ended up in some kind of gateway. In slight confusion, we trudged single file behind Taras, who led us to a small building. After paying the entrance fee to the guards, we went inside. Having passed through a dark corridor, our company found itself in a semi-dark room reminiscent of night club. Half the room was occupied by a stage, illuminated by neon decorations; there were tables around it, playing dance music, and a little further away, behind the bar, a sleepy Thai man was mixing drinks.
There were not very many visitors, and they were all mainly sons of India. Considering that there were no other people of Slavic appearance in the room except us, everyone looked at us like a flock of white crows. At this time, Taras secured seats for us in front of the stage, and, jumping up and down with impatience, fussily invited us to sit down.
We passed Indian guys who kept their eyes on us and shook their heads from side to side. I also decided to shake my head in response, which caused an explosion of emotions among the Indians. They quickly babbled something in Hindi, shaking their heads even more intensely and smiling “from ear to ear.” Suddenly, the music became louder, and we had to interrupt the exchange of pleasantries with our table neighbors.
Slowly swaying their hips, two half-naked girls swam onto the stage and began to perform a striptease. I looked at Taras with disappointment - had he really brought us to an ordinary strip bar?! However, the expression on his face, reminiscent of the devil, made me turn back to the artists. At this time, one of them, having gotten rid of the remnants of her clothes, settled down nicely on the stage right in front of our table, spreading her legs wide. I did not expect such revelations from her at all. Apparently my companions did too, because behind me I heard someone’s sharp exhalation. Then, for the first time in my life, I realized that the hair on my head could actually move. Having strained a little, this sweet girl pulled out of herself either a rat or a mouse. “The queen gave birth in the night, either a son or a daughter...”, my husband whispered in my ear, and goosebumps ran down my spine.
In the meantime, apparently having completely fulfilled her mission, the young mother, together with the “newborn,” left the stage. She was replaced by young acrobats who had already prudently undressed. After what we saw, their nudity no longer bothered us at all, but these beauties turned out to be not so simple. After several acrobatic steps, having found small strings between their legs and pulling them, they began to pull out flower garlands, like the ones we decorate Christmas trees with. New Year. One, after a little hesitation, came up to our table and asked for help getting this decoration out of her. We all sat and looked at her, as if paralyzed, and she handed us the end of the garland, which descended from her womb. We sat there like idols, and she, shrugging her shoulders, went to the table of our Indian friends, and they, with great pleasure, helped her get rid of the five-meter garland. Another entertainer brought a bunch of blades onto the stage, and when she and her assistant began to remove it, all the men in the audience somehow strangely clenched their legs and cowered. And my stomach twisted.
Then, holding darts and pipes in their hands, other girls appeared before us. We no longer had false illusions about what they would shoot with, and as we thought, the girls showed rare accuracy in shooting with their vulvas. Then the Voroshilov riflemen decided to take a smoke break, and again they mixed everything up. Bringing the cigars to their crotches, they somehow intricately sucked in their stomachs and released back gray clouds of smoke.
Meanwhile, Taras made an order at the bar. The waiter handed a glass bottle of cola to one of the performers, and she, shaking it to the beat of the music, began to approach our table. Approaching us, she deftly shoved it between her legs, wiggled her hips, and voila - an open bottle with a foaming drink stands on our table, and we, swallowing the tight lump in our throats, shy away from it like a scorpion.
Seeing this trick, our Indian friends immediately felt a pang of thirst. Shaking their heads like idiots, they also placed their order. After everyone got drunk, a strong young man with drums came on stage. Only he forgot his chopsticks backstage. Not at all embarrassed, the guy found a way out of the situation in his pants. Taking out his huge instrument, he began to beat out a simple rhythm on the drums. Soon, a woman came out to him. I don’t know, maybe it was his wife, and she wanted to tell him that he should take care of such a valuable specimen of male essence, but the musician did not want to calm down. Then the woman decided to play trump card and offered herself to him. The drummer obviously liked this idea, and he began to woo his girlfriend with special zeal.
The Indians made an incredible noise at this time. Each of them tried to give advice to a pair of lovers who sat comfortably right on the stage. And the girl meekly endured all the somersaults that were done to her. I want to say that there was little eroticism in this situation; I remember for a long time the eyes of this woman, who clearly dreamed of ending all this quickly. And then I thought: “Doesn’t she have a couple of blades lying around there?” She didn’t have any piercing or cutting objects, but soon the guy, apparently remembering something, decided to take a break for half an hour.
At this point the show went in a circle, and the girl with a rat in her panties came on stage again. We decided not to double our pleasure from the evening and on half-bent legs we left the establishment along the wall. Taras glowed with happiness, like a polished copper basin, and was clearly pleased that he was able to turn our evening, as he put it, “into something amazing.” We silently walked towards the bar, feeling an urgent need to drink, or better yet, douse ourselves with vodka.
“Whatever,” our guide continued, “tomorrow we can go to another show. There's a lot of unconventional stuff there. Terribly interesting!” We politely declined his offer, citing a planned trip to the River Kwai.
Then I remembered for a long time all these performers from the adult shows. I felt sorry for these girls who, in order to earn money, so abused their bodies and broke their psyches. Later, a Russian expat in Phuket tried to explain to me some of the features of raising girls in Thai families and their responsibilities towards their parents. It was very difficult for me, a person with a purely European way of thinking, to understand such life philosophy. But, in fact, this is not so important, because ultimately, all over the world, the same paths lead to the bottom of society.
After some time, we arrived in Thailand again, and I saw a show for adults on the list of official excursions of major travel companies. Then Taras took us to the performance, warning us in advance that it was illegal. Today, tourists are offered this along with the Nong Nooch Tropical Garden and Khao Kheo Zoo. And isn’t this a special cynicism?
About the author
I am a very big travel lover. I love discovering new countries and seeing how different people can be. Thailand captured my heart in 2007, and since then, I have been returning here again and again. True Passion for me it's writing.Anastasia Komarova
Spice up your exotic holiday
Are you used to the fact that on exotic islands the weather is sunny, the air and water temperatures are off the charts, and sometimes it’s simply impossible to walk barefoot on the sand? Well, if you are vacationing in Phuket, then the temperature will exceed all imaginable and inconceivable limits! Especially after sunset - when everyone, like moths to a flame, flocks to watch XXX shows in Phuket for adults at the Wake Up Club.
We invite you to the best night show in Phuket, one of the top ten popular night shows on the island. This is a real adventure that will help you get to know Thailand from a completely different side. There is no such spectacle anywhere else in the world - probably, and that’s why it’s strictly forbidden to film everything that happens. And why? After all, it’s time to relax, enjoy, and enjoy the pictures unfolding literally before the eyes of the guests.
Plus, viewers won't just sit back and watch! The program involves funny performances using various improvised means, for example ping-pong balls. Therefore, among tourists this show is also known as the Ping Pong show. In some rooms, guests can participate if they wish. It's so fun and interesting! It excites the blood and awakens not just your wildest fantasies. And something that seemed impossible to even think about.
Spicy: Thailand has more than just dishes with spices
Yes, yes, not only food, but everything that happens - with a sparkle, a pepper. Such a piquant performance will not leave either women, or even more so men, indifferent.
XXX show numbers in Phuket with the participation of young people beautiful actresses intrigue, seduce, tease. Needless to say, those who have attended such a frank show at least once certainly dream of flying to Thailand again and enjoying the thrill.
Today we will not reveal all our cards to you - otherwise it will not be so interesting to immerse yourself in this show program, worthy of the highest awards and praise.
Advantages of ordering on the website website
Something drew me to spicy topics in Lately. And it all started with. In general, Thailand is a Mecca for all sorts of perverts, to be sure. But if you go with the purpose of relaxing, swimming, sunbathing, looking at another culture, eating Thai cuisine, then you will never encounter anything unusual or dirty.
And my husband and I, while in Bangkok, decided to go to a Thai show for adults, which our friends told us about. The mood was spirited, the blood was heated under the Thai sun, and after the Thai rum, and why not?
Pussy show
We went out into the street, stopped a taxi right outside the hotel and uttered the cherished phrase “pussy show.” The taxi driver nodded and promised to take us where we needed to go. And he brought it. Some inconspicuous courtyard, where a bunch of foreigners and Thais were crowded. We went inside, paid about 500 baht per ticket for one, and were allowed into a rather cramped, smoky, crowded hall. In the middle of the hall there was a round stage with a pole on which a naked Thai girl was dancing.
True, she didn't just dance. And suddenly she began to take out from the place where children usually appear a long thread with straight razors. God knows how they fit in there. Next, another participant in the adult show jumped out and began performing a trick of opening a Coca-Cola bottle with her vaginal muscles. What were they doing there! And the balls were pierced with arrows, which were released from intimate places, and the candles were blown out, and a huge number of satin ribbons were pulled out, and needles... You can’t remember everything.
Nearby, a bar sold beer and other alcoholic drinks, and people walked around very frivolously dressed girls, and sat down on the laps of male spectators. There were an overwhelming majority of men in this room, of course. But there were also curious fools like me.
Climax of the adult show
The climax of all this bacchanalia was the show with the blond guy. Well, yes, there was also a guy there, of European appearance, by the way. He came out onto the site with a pole in all his glory, not hiding anything from the public. And there a beautiful maiden was already waiting for him. They did somersaults that not every yogi can do. Having lived for so many years, I didn’t even suspect that such poses existed.
The girls sitting in the hall, some looked at the ceiling, some squinted at the bar counter, carefully averting their eyes from the place where the so-called “show” was taking place. Well, it was somehow impossible to contemplate this horror. I constantly had to bump into a Thai girl who obediently endured everything that the blonde sex giant did to her. She had the tired and sad expression of Eeyore on her face. The face of her uh-uh... partner did not express anything at all - pure Terminator.
My husband and I sobered up quickly on this adult show. And they retreated quickly, without waiting for the end. We got into a taxi, of which there were a bunch near the courtyard, and were told to quickly get out of here. The taxi driver, seeing our pricked faces, began to warmly invite us to go to a ladyboy show, saying that we had never seen anything like this! “NOOO!” my husband and I screamed in unison. We've had enough show for today, let's get to the hotel, boss, get to the hotel!
Conclusion
Of course, I'm not Little Red Riding Hood, and I don't have a husband either. gentle boy, but we don’t go to such shows anymore. This can only be described in one word - abomination. Nothing exciting or exciting. It’s disgusting and disgusting, and evokes only one burning desire - to quickly get out of there and wash properly. And I feel sorry for the workers of this show. This is how life has to push its face against the asphalt in order to decide on such a job.
