Presenter 2 (off stage): March 8 is a solemn day, a day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives women smiles, joy and flowers!
Presenter 1: Hello, the most charming, sweetest and most beautiful representatives of the fair half of humanity!
Presenter 2: You understood everything correctly: we are talking about all the women of the world, whom today it is customary to congratulate, cherish and, of course, love!
Presenter 1: And you can’t take this away from us, because we are ready to love you always!
Presenter 2: Spring has brought us all together today - a wonderful time of the year, which has become a symbol of female beauty!
Presenter 1: Today we will try to make for you, dear ladies, a real holiday that will give everyone a good mood!
Presenter 2: So, let's greet all the women who have gathered in this bright hall with thunderous applause!
Note: All women are pre-divided into 2 teams
Presenter 1: I have 2 envelopes in my hands, I’ll ask the team representatives to come to me to get the first task. Each envelope contains a riddle. Guess it, dear women, and you will find out what your team will be called today.
Riddle #1:
The rustle of beautiful petals
Snow-white pearls blossomed,
Spring delicate little flower
From under the snow rushed to the sky
(answer: snowdrop)
Riddle No. 2:
He is always friendly with the light,
If the sun is in the window,
It's from the mirror, from the puddle
Runs along the wall.
(Answer: sunbeam)
Presenter 2: So, you all guessed that the name of the first team is “Snowdrop”, and the second is “Sunny Bunny”. The next stage of the holiday competition is to come up with a motto for your team.
Presenter 1: The task of our girls is to come up with the most interesting and original motto that will tell about the best feminine qualities!
Competition "Team Motto"
(the applause of the audience determines which motto is more interesting)
Presenter 2: I suggest our ladies go to the School of Grace and Beauty. Do you agree? ... Great, that means today you will all become even more perfect!
Presenter 1: So, the first lesson at the School of Fine Arts is a fashion show lesson, because it’s no secret that every fashionista should have a beautiful gait.
Presenter 2: And irreplaceable books will help us find a cool gait (the presenter gives each team a durable book that can be dropped on the floor)
Competition "Defile"
Members of each team must walk as far as possible on a makeshift podium. All girls participate in the competition. When summing up, the number of steps taken by each team member is summed up.
Presenter 1: Yes, the world's catwalks envy you, our beauties!
Presenter 2: Let's make you the envy of world-famous fashion designers. To do this, I invite everyone to take part in the “Festive Dress for March 8” competition.
Competition “Festive outfit for March 8”
Each team receives a prop - a roll of toilet paper, from which they should make an evening outfit. Any beauty from the team becomes a model, and everyone else is a creative fashion designer.
Presenter 1: Great, now let's dance a little!
Presenter 2: But simply dancing is not at all interesting. We need to involve our men in this dance.
Dance competition
To the accompaniment of cheerful music, the girls of each team invite men into their circle. The team with the most members of the opposite sex in the center wins!
Presenter 1: Well, dear women, today you once again showed us your beauty, wit and, of course, charm!
Presenter 2: Always be as happy as you are today!
A portrait of a celebrity modified in Photoshop is shown on the video screen for each participant. Among celebrities, you can insert photographs of their superiors. After the participants’ answers, the portraits return to their original appearance.
He. You have successfully completed the first task. Second stage - “Transport inspection”.
During the next competition we will name parts from a mechanism. Try to guess what kind of car we are talking about.
He. Steering wheel, trunk, bell, pedals, frame... (Bicycle.)
She. Keel, periscope, kingstons, propeller, porthole... (Submarine.)
He. Steering wheel, carburetor, brake, shock absorbers, headlights... (Car.)
She. Steering wheel, wings, fuselage, propeller, autopilot... (Airplane.)
He. Turret, barrel, tracks, tanks, hatch... (Tank.)
She. Body, axle, wheel, shafts, goats... (Cart.)
He. Now name the car brand based on its emblem. Julia, did you draw the emblems? Bring it!
She brings out sheets with emblems drawn on them. There should be two more units than the number of participants. Participants take one emblem at random and name the make of the car.
She. So our participants shot...
He. Julia, you forgot that the “Almost Professional” competition takes place in three stages. The third stage - “Sharp Eyes”. Carry a machine gun.
She. Or maybe we'll end here?
He. Julia, we are working according to the script. Bring it!
She takes out a fake gun.
He. What is this? Where is Kalashnikov or TT? Or at least gas?
She (almost crying). The medical commission did not give me permission to carry weapons...
He. Julia, don't cry! So! Take it backstage and bring... well, I don't know what. Now let's figure it out.
She takes out airplanes made of colored paper and distributes them to the participants.
He. Madams, due to circumstances beyond my control, we have minor changes in the script. Now the task will be this: launch airplanes into the hall so as to hit the target. Julia, we forgot to indicate the goal!
She. For women, there is only one goal - men.
He. Understood! If the plane reaches the jury - and there are only men there - you will receive 5 points.
launching airplanes one by one.
Competitive game moment
He. Madams, thank you. You can go backstage. (The participants leave.) Julia, get ready, now we need to advertise the competition and we’ll continue...
A cell phone ringing is heard. He takes his phone out of his pocket.
He. Hello! (To her.) This is for you!
She. If it’s Vitya, Yura or Pasha, I’m gone. And if it’s Zhora or Misha, then I’ll take it!
He. This name). He asks when is her exit.
She. Now!
Concert number.
He comes out from behind the scenes alone, looking into the opposite curtains.
He. Julia, stop sulking. Let's go to.
She (offended). I won't even think about it.
He (goes to Her). Julia! The audience is waiting.
She. Don't want. And I can’t...
He brings Her onto the stage.
Where will I go so upset? Who needs a sad presenter on stage? The presenter should smile, but I want to cry...
He. Did someone offend you? (Pictorially.) Where is he, scoundrel?
She (pokes him in the chest). Here he is! Here he is!
He. I?!
She (with boundless surprise). Don't you even understand? You men are so thick-skinned. In all the time we've been standing on stage, you've never given me a compliment.
He. Sorry, sorry, darling!
She. Look at me carefully (spins in front of Him)... And so, don’t you notice anything?
He. No, what?
She. Everyone says that I have become a real beauty.
He. It is what it is. But they didn’t tell you the main thing, Yulechka, you’re not only beautiful, you’re also smart!
She (thoughtfully, under her breath). They just say that something else needs to be done... with the face.
He. Well, if only a little.
She. Yes a little bit. Then all. Imagine, Andrey, I’m walking down the street, and the men are all with their mouths open. Those towards you stumble. Those behind are already lying down. This is beauty.
He. Yes... terrible power. Julia, Julia, don't get distracted. By the way, our next competition is called “Both smart and beautiful.”
Chop.
Maybe, Julia, you will invite the participants to the stage? She goes towards the backstage.
He (after her). On the microphone! (To the audience.) In my opinion, I got carried away with the “clever girl”.
She (comes back). A woman's mind is to hide it. Our dear participants, we ask you to take the stage
Exit of the participants.
He. Competition “Both smart and beautiful” will take place in two stages. The first stage is “Clever girl”.
Each participant is given a marker and a piece of whatman paper.
He. I ask the participants to remember and write words starting with the letter A. The first word consists of two letters, the second of three, the third of four, and so on. Each subsequent word has one more letter than the previous one. One minute is allotted to complete the task.
She. The jury gives 1 point for each word.
On the sheets of paper, participants write words in a column from top to bottom. But at the end of the competition, the presenters read out the words written by the participants.
She. We continue the competition. Stage two - “Beauty”
Men, don't be afraid of beautiful women! From a physical point of view, we are a torso on which a head is placed, two arms are attached to the sides, and two legs are attached below. But since our brain is enriched with additional stubs... empty... dance...
He. Julia, no need to be smart anymore!
She (playfully). Well, coquetry! That's why we take care of the shell. Hence the outfits, the lipstick on the lips and the fluttering of the eyelashes... You have to be in shape! (To the participants.) Really, girls?
He. By the way, the jury evaluates the “form” using a five-point system. She. Girls, let's start!
The presenter calls the action, the participants imitate it. In the final, all actions are performed simultaneously.
She. To keep your waist thin, we hula hoop (circular movements with your hips) in the morning.
So as not to be ashamed to go out in public, we sew our own outfits (with our right hand it’s like we’re turning the handle of a sewing machine). Have you sewn it? We hope.
We do our own styling - we combed our hair, straightened our hair (we straighten our hair with our left hand, comb it with an imaginary comb).
We ran to the shops, bought ourselves some chic shoes, with stiletto heels - and already ran in them... (running in place).
Don't forget to look around - head left and right and shoot with your eyes.
He. How much effort is spent on maintaining beauty - our women spin like a squirrel in a wheel.
And now we all do it together - hula hoop, twist the machine, fix our hair, go shopping in stiletto heels and around... around - so many men around!
Participants perform all movements simultaneously.
He. Yes... If a man is made in the image and likeness of God, then a woman is incomparable! Really, Julia?
She is silent.
He. Julia!
She doesn't respond.
He. Folk sign: if a woman suddenly becomes silent, it means she wants to say something. While Yulia is thinking, the participants can go backstage.
The participants leave. He goes to Her.
Julia, if a thought doesn’t come to mind, then it doesn’t come anywhere at all. How long can you remain silent?
She. Don't bother me, Andrey, I think.
He. I found the time and place! About what?
She. I'm thinking about what to give my mom for March 8th. Maybe you can recommend something?
He. Nooo! Maybe the viewers can recommend something? Wow, how many are there? Dear viewers, do you have any ideas for a gift for a woman on March 8?
Game moment with the audience.
He. Most often, flowers are given as gifts. But men’s imagination does not go further than mimosas, roses and tulips. And here the women themselves come to the rescue.
She. I wonder how it is?
He. The choice of flowers depends on the profession of your loved one.
She. Okay, let’s say your favorite dressmaker...
He. You can give marigolds to a dressmaker.
She. What if it's a manicurist?
He. Marigold.
She. An ophthalmologist?
He. Pansies.
She. Trainer?
He. Snapdragon.
She. Hairdresser?
He. Cactus…
Julia, I have an idea! Try writing poetry to your mother.
She. I've already tried
He. So how is it? It turns out?
She. Half. I can write, but I can’t write poetry.
He. Maybe you can sing then? Her favorite song... What is mom's favorite song?
She. The one that will now be performed for everyone...
Concert number.
She (at the end of the number). She sings very well. I definitely won't be able to do that. What should I give my mother?
He. Maybe you'll dance? A gypsy girl coming out... Or will you depict some kind of scene? You understand that a creative approach is needed here. She! You and I are chatting! Attention! We are announcing the last competition - creative.
Chop.
She. Present your homework first...
Creative competition.
He. The competition “Your Majesty the Woman!” is over. The jury retires to deliberate.
The jury leaves.
She (after him). Dear jury! Gentlemen, should I help you or not interfere?
He. Julia, you are much more needed here. Moreover, while the jury is summing up the results, it is necessary to somehow entertain the audience. Do you have any thoughts on this?
She. You will not believe. Eat! On the eve of Women's Day, I propose to think together about how and with what we can also congratulate women.
He. Song! I feel like my voice has returned.
She. So maybe you can sing something soulful then?
He. Eat. (Sings to the tune of “Oh, frost, frost...”) Oh, wife, wife, kiss me, kiss me - your horse...
She. Andrey, I'm serious, but you're joking.
He. And I'm serious. ABOUT! Eat! I can perform an old Russian ritual - procreation... Although it’s not worth showing, the ritual has already spread widely.
She. So what to do?
He. Call...
Concert numbers.
You can hold a people's choice competition. Viewers vote for the participants. The presenters count the votes and record the results.
The jury returns.
She. Dear participants of the competition, we ask you to take the stage.
Exit of the participants, formation for the award ceremony.
She. Andrey, say something good to our participants!
He. Women are the same as men, only better!
She. That's all?
He. Any nonsense for your sake
Our ancestors did it easily.
Because of your beautiful eyes
Madness is still not uncommon.
You are women! And your glory
She submits to you...
Oh delightful right -
Captivate and drive everyone crazy.
Now we will find out to what extent the competition participants managed to captivate the jury. Word to the chairman. Please use the microphone.
Summarizing- rewarding the participants.
He. We congratulate the winners!
She. No! We congratulate all participants of the competition. We admire you! Good luck to you!
He. We congratulate the participants and all the women in the hall on the upcoming holiday!
Against the background of V. Meladze’s song “I liked you.”
Dear women, we wish you that you always have many reasons to be proud of yourself...
She. Even if someone doesn’t appreciate you, even if it seems like the world around you is unfair. If you yourself sincerely believe that you have something to be proud of, this is already happiness!
He. And we say goodbye to you!
She. All the best!
Together. See you again!
Music. A curtain.
Authors: M. Tyzova, Zh. Khmeleva. When preparing the script, materials from the programs of A. Zaitsev, A. Fomintsev, and the magazines “How to Entertain Guests” and “Around Laughter” were used.
Scenario-gatherings on March 8 for a ladies' group.
"Women's Day the Women's Way"
One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.
Presenter: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we have gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, indeed, on all other days, because our close-knit group of women simply cannot be spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because only a woman knows and understands a woman best.
Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”
March the prankster will melt the snow,
Hearts will thaw from winter.
Let's celebrate Women's Day
The way only we can!
A toast is raised to a wonderful occasion and equally wonderful company.
Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!
Song “Today is a holiday for girls” (to the tune of the song “Girls” from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).
The text must be printed and distributed in advance.
Today is a girls' holiday,
Today we are on a roll!
And let them look enviously
Men or boys
Having collected the strength,
Standing aside
They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,
Because today the girls
They want to have a blast!
We'll sing and dance
Walk and have fun
Don't notice men at all
And their sad faces!
Let the boys
Standing aside
We don't need them now
Because you and I, girls,
On the threshold of a wonderful spring!
Presenter:
Today the sun shines more joyfully,
Anticipating the breath of spring,
And all the beautiful dreams in the world
Today should easily come true!
Let's raise this glass to a new spring! In spring you can always breathe more freely and your heart is happier. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, and good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
After the toast: Do you know, girls, that if you look around more carefully, you will notice that the arrival of spring foreshadows many other life changes! There are many funny signs of spring, for example...
Spring signs
Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!
The snow is melting quickly - time for shopping!
Bubbles on puddles - to a rich groom!
Sneezing on the first day of spring means a fun life!
Wind from the south - to happy changes!
Presenter: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another essential sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally a day or two before, the shops are simply crowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman need? Everything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.
And today we have just such gifts in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!
I will have to spend a little time in the role of Santa Claus, despite the fact that winter is already behind...
Please choose!
The presenter brings out a large bag, from which each employee must take out a gift without looking.
The presenter accompanies this process with commentary rhymes (the name of the employee is inserted into the rhyme in a similar form).
"Gifts for Beauty"
Curlers
You, Olya, - curlers!
Curl your curls tighter
Yes, get out of the house -
Well, man, wait a minute!
Nailfile
Become a fan of glamor
Manicure-pedicure
Will be able Kate no fuss
With this nail file!
Cotton buds
And for Helens- surprise,
This is the most needed prize:
Not funny at all
Ear sticks!
Mirror
This is a mirror Irisha,
Keep it close, at hand,
So that you with your beauty
I admired it all day long!
Bath salt
Tanechka, let me hand over
The most flavorful salt!
With her you will be a queen,
The king will fall in love with you!
Handkerchief
Natasha with all my heart
I give you a handkerchief!
Cotton,
Important for hygiene!
Washcloth
For you, Alyonushka,
No regrets!
Here's one for the sauna
New washcloth!
Hand cream
It will relieve any pain
This gentle hand cream!
Julia, lubricate your hands furtively,
Life will be just as smooth!
Pumice
The snow will melt on the path,
Will remove Anechka boots!
Don't look at the cold
Rub your heels with pumice!
Belt
This prize is more valuable than others:
You will, Galya, everyone is slimmer!
Comb
Comb out thick braids
Now you can do it without question!
With this brand new comb
Sveta Everyone will be blown away by her hairstyle!
Chocolate
On a merciless diet
We're tired of sitting!
Will Lyuba so gratifying
Eat this chocolate!
Soap
Beauty is great power!
Gets it Valais soap!
Washing with soap is so nice:
Both fresh and fragrant!
Nail polish
Varnish Marina will come in handy
It's easy to transform with it:
With a wave of the hand
Paint your nails!
Threads
Ole- a spool of thread!
Carry them with you, girlfriend,
So that with your beloved boy
You've tied yourself in a knot!
Eyebrow tweezers
To become a style icon,
I need to pinch my eyebrows!
We give Nadya tweezers,
Beware, offenders!
Green tea
You need to drink green tea!
Masha, drink and enjoy,
Stay forever young!
For Lyudmila Expensive -
Vial of iodine,
After all, health is more important
Than any fashion!
Toothbrush
Brushing his teeth Lida clearly
In the mornings and evenings,
And with such a toothbrush
Everything in the world is tough!
Scrunchy
There is no more spectacular hairstyle,
What is a ponytail hairstyle?
And now our Rita
There is a hair tie!
Presenter:
Well, no one was left out? I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the holiday of March 8, we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers...
The sun is shining clearly
On these spring days,
Gives warmth and affection,
Like from mom's hand!
Let's fill and raise the next glass for mothers, may they live and healthy for a long time!
A toast to mothers:
When God created the baby, he decided to send him to earth. The baby said:
“But I’m so small and don’t know how to walk, how can I survive on earth?”
“A woman will carry you in her arms,” God answered.
- But I don’t know how to eat by myself!
- This woman will feed you.
“But I don’t know how to speak the language of people.” Teach me to explain myself in it!
- You just need to learn one word - “mother”...
Presenter (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day we cannot help but talk about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Without exaggeration, only good things can be said about her. She leads and guides us all, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes into the breach, protecting our interests. We spent so long choosing the words to express our gratitude and admiration to her that we ended up with a whole song!
Song about the boss (to the tune of the children's song "Smile").
From the smile of our boss lady
Even the laziest one will wake up
And no one will hang their nose,
If our (Name Patronymic name) will smile!
Chorus:
And then for sure
The clouds are flying away
And errors in reports are corrected!
From the blue stream
The river begins
And management starts with a smile!
From the smile of our boss lady
It always makes your soul feel better!
Despite vitamin deficiency,
We get to work singing!
You are one of those good people,
Who just by presence alone
Makes every day nice
And the world is cheerful and colorful!
Let your success be the result
All beginnings and undertakings,
You have many dreams in your soul,
May they come true soon!
Toast.
Presenter(after the toast):
Let happiness and love smile
Long-awaited spring times
Let the sweetest, dearest, most desirable
Surrounds us with care again and again!
So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on our fragile shoulders... There is one popular wisdom: men should be allowed to be men. How much do we allow them to do this?
Let's check!
Test joke “Are you independent?”
Presenter: I have a short test for you. Answer “yes” or “no”, if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!
At least once in your life...
1) did you drive?
2) did you hammer in a nail?
3) did you give anyone a compliment?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) did you change the car wheel?
6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?
7) did you buy gold for yourself?
8) and finally, do you know what the word “pliers” means?
Now let's decipher the results:
- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least the minimum ability to survive in this complex world;
- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;
— who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop a horse and enter a hut!
Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, there is only a grain of joke in every joke... What do we want our “dream men” to be, our knights, princes on a white horse?
Competition "My Prince"
Sheets of paper are pre-attached to the wall. The task of the competition is to draw a prince (or a knight, if desired), but certainly on a horse!
Everyone is welcome to participate.
Presenter: Now let's drink to men... They are who they are - not ideal, just like us. And let's mentally send them our greetings and a kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that by the shape of the lipstick mark when kissing you can judge intentions and feelings? Let's check it on napkins! If the print is round, this means a serious, stable relationship. If with the heart - passionate love. “Bow” - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And a square-shaped print means disgust and hidden hostility!
Presenter: Well, we have “washed the bones” of men. It's good that they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would not be the most important happiness on earth - our children!
A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present.
Presenter:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth...
Attention lady! On March 8th it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet...
I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and listen to yourself (and so on for all the months):
Orchid(January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows it’s a difficult undertaking:
She'll break your heart
And proudly walks away!
Mimosa(February)
Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl
“You only live once” is her motto!
Lily(March)
Everyone knows: Lady Lily
Impregnable, like the Bastille!
But among her friends
There are no more fun party girls!
Dahlia(April)
Pureblood noble
Our beautiful Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here...
But Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley(May)
The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very beautiful!
She is not too lazy to work,
And bring beauty all day long!
Bell(June)
The bell is the funniest of all,
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important things:
You can't be a pessimist!
Tulip(July)
From which overseas countries?
Has Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric,
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower(August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation(September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
It's amazing how good they are:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
Chamomile(October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But don’t mind flirting!
She's the last shirt
Will give to help others!
Rose(november)
Rose hides many secrets
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus(December)
Lotus knows how to convince,
Come-see-win!
He only dreams of peace,
And Lotus has something to be proud of!
Presenter: Let's raise a toast to our colorful and extremely wonderful team-bouquet! All the flowers in it are so matched to each other that if you replace even one, it won’t be the same at all!..
And once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!
With the most heartfelt words,
Full of spring warmth,
Congratulations on the first rays,
Happy holiday of love and beauty!
Make yourself happy, dream, believe,
Smile wider, like now,
May your heart be at any time of the year
It's feeling like spring here!
And now I invite everyone to dance!
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Scenario March 8 in the office “For lovely ladies”
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The scenario is designed for a holiday at work. The men take all the preparations for the celebration on their strong shoulders. There is no need to prepare some kind of extraordinary table; you can get by with light snacks and wine or champagne. However, the table...
Scenario March 8 “Everything for the Queen!”
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Oh, most beautiful of the beautiful! Oh, most honorable of the honorable! O noblest of the noble! Today we have gathered you to bow our knee before you!
All men present sit on one knee in front of their...
"The holiday is not for yourself." An unusual look at gifts for teachers in four stories
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I always liked the idea of enlivening a holiday by the fact that you yourself give a gift to someone, you yourself strive to please someone. And you don’t expect joy for yourself. I supported in my students precisely this desire to create a holiday for everyone around.
Story...
Cool Script for congratulating Colleagues on March 8th
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With all my heart in the spring time
We congratulate you in fiery speeches,
After all, the work of Gidrostroy continues
On your fragile feminine shoulders.
[…]
For a kind smile or word
We will easily fulfill any whim,
We are ready to surprise and delight you,
...
"Two poems for February 23 and March 8"
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All women, in general, are Nice...
They are for men - gems -
Shine and move smoothly
To victories, sung by the poet...
All women, really, - Sweet... sweet, -
Like sugar, like ripe berries,
And we are all for dessert...
Script of congratulations on March 8
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O woman! From ancient times
Sonnets were dedicated to you,
Any of hundreds of names
Poems were dedicated by poets, -
After all, a woman loves with her ears -
She appreciates a kind word
And only kind words
We will contact you, of course,
Then, so that everyone falls in love with us...
Our dear WOMEN!
Today is the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the “male” horoscope, i.e.:
Day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives to women
Your smiles and flowers!!!
What holiday of congratulations? And our respected leader expressed his desire to present the first congratulations to our dear women... He has the first word.
Dear Colleagues! If for women March 8th is a holiday, then for men it is most likely a headache!
After all, women have many worries,
But dividing them by a year,
You will get three hundred times less,
What a burden has fallen on us! –
Men this one day!
Although the snowstorm has not yet shallowed,
But after another drink,
Our souls have become warmer
And hearts were happy.
Let winter be full of excitement,
Spring has come to us today!
And we wish you happiness!
Third toast “For Love!” No wonder people say: “LOVE is a toothache in the heart!” And now the head of the transport department will share this love, or his pain, with us...!
Dear ladies!
We could praise you until the morning!
However, it's time to get down to business
The moment has come to give gifts!
As our most powerful argument!
We have already given you some of the gifts today, but the rest you need to earn by participating a little in competitions. In other words, we need to make up for February 23rd!
So the first competition, not even a competition but a summing up of the results of our survey conducted before the holiday itself.
To do this, you need to write the 5 questions below on a piece of paper and give them to the women so that they answer the questions asked and draw preliminary results. You can change the questions at your discretion or add your own options.
Our dear women were asked to answer the following questions:
1. You came home, and an unfamiliar man was sleeping on your bed. Your actions (of all those surveyed, all but one asked to lie down next to him, and only one decided to throw him out the door, so guys, watch out who has him)
2. You come to work, and another employee is sitting in your place. Your actions
(There are many options in this direction, but you can group them into approximately three groups - 1. they want to get to know each other, 2. they will be surprised, but they will sit next to you, 3. they will ask you to work for yourself, but for free)
3. You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your actions
(50% expressed a desire to change their companion, 30% also decided to run away, and the remaining took measures to pay for dinner, but in different ways)
4. You bought hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it was green, but you don’t have time to recolor it before the reception. Your actions.
(here women wished to remain in only socks or stockings, some only in shoes, in underwear, in one wig, but there were also modest ones - they wished to remain in dresses, but all these items of clothing must necessarily match the color of their hair. And one of them women would decide to go with one toothless smile, and only two decided to go with what they had and as they were, at the moment)
5. You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors are having a big party, which keeps you awake in any case. Your actions
(Some of the women remained indifferent and decided to watch TV, but at the same time turn up the volume of the TV, 40% of women decided to take more radical measures - to shoot down their neighbors and conduct a debriefing, and - one of these 40% decided to do the “wet business”, and Only two women can’t afford a neighbor’s party - they decided to just relax)
6. You came to work and they announced a 10-fold increase in your salary. Your actions
(almost all the women will be happy about what happened, and one will faint with joy, two women will not believe the salary and will think that April 1st has come, three decided to get drunk with joy, but only one decided to get her colleagues drunk, and two decided to get drunk alone, and only one of them all said that she would work even better than before, in order to apparently earn even more), So... think about whether women should increase their salaries, maybe give it to men, who, on the contrary, are all ready to work even better!
The general results of the survey are as follows: Our women have a sense of humor, although before the survey, some men thought the opposite. Our women are resourceful - they have their own argument for any situation and a way out of the current situation. Our women have not stopped loving us men – at least in their thoughts! And that's already good! Our women have a large margin of safety - the conclusion is that the management of the department needs to burden them more with additional work.
Therefore, a toast is proposed to our daring, resourceful, hardworking, abundantly loving and of course dear women!
Ladies and gentlemen! We all address women, and we address women. Let’s turn to our men: “Dear men, tell me which of you is dissatisfied with the small salary you receive now?” And I thought everyone was happy. I suggest that those who are dissatisfied give their salaries to our female colleagues and work for free. This is how it always turns out, how to share - so everyone is in the bushes, not a single one was found! Therefore, we smoothly move on to another competition:
Theater competition: The jury is all men
4-6 women are invited and asked to portray the following:
1. portray a feminist
2. portray a man-hater
3. portray a prostitute
4. portray a female official
The winner gets a prize and the rest get a consolation prize.
A word of congratulations has...
It all starts with a woman! Fun, laughter, duels, disappointments, Love, care, warmth and pain and much more, all this is because of you and for you, our dears! No matter what age you are, you will always remain the better half of humanity.
We propose to hold a Culinary competition, for this I will now name each letter from the alphabet, and you, dear women, will have to name the dishes, within one minute, whichever one of you names the most wins!
Let's start clockwise from me and alphabetically, skipping the vowels, and for those who don't have enough consonants, we'll give them a vowel. Started:
B, V, D, D, F, Z, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, F, X, C, Ch, W, Shch,
The winner has a prize.
We expressed a desire to congratulate the winner personally... and at the same time all the other women.
Dear men, the time has finally come for you. You are encouraged to pay special attention to your neighbors. Our Ladies want to see filled glasses, your happy faces and ears hanging on the carnation of attention. While the glasses are being filled, I propose to hold another competition called
BUTT (or any other word or words "I WANT A MAN")
All women take turns saying the word “Butt” or “I want a man!” with increasing volume, i.e. the first speaks in a whisper, the second a little louder, the third even louder, etc. in a circle clockwise from me, the leader. The one who speaks loudest wins, i.e. after it, no one will dare to say (shout) or yell louder. If during the game someone enters the room where it is being played, they should say: “Hello, we called you.”
The winner has a prize, and wishes to congratulate the rest...
Dear women, now we want to determine which of you is the most dexterous, 4-6 people are invited
Competition “Tear a piece of paper”
With one hand, right or left, it doesn’t matter - tear a piece of paper into small pieces, while the hand is extended forward, you cannot help with your free hand. Who will do the smallest job?
And so they began. We have not yet congratulated the most dexterous prize...
ADDITIONAL COMPETITIONS:
PRIZE IN RIDDLES
The prize is taken and wrapped in paper. The contents of any riddle are glued to the wrapper. Turns around again. And again the riddle sticks. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The presenter gives one a prize wrapped in ten wrappers. The player removes one wrapper, sees the riddle, and reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says the riddle; if not, he reads the riddle out loud; whoever guessed it gets the right to further unwrap the prize and everything continues according to the same pattern. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.
FIGURE BY CONCEPTS
To play, you need sheets of paper and pencils according to the number of people present. Each guest is given this young artist kit and a card with the concept - the funnier the more interesting. For example: adultery; hellish tension; senility; second youth. In five minutes, players must draw their concept without using words or letters. Then each artist presents his masterpiece, and the rest guess the concept. The winner is the one whose concept was guessed.
MATERNITY HOUSE (the woman is given a note with the child’s parameters - weight, gender, height, and even name)
Two people play. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The husband’s task is to ask everything about the child in as much detail as possible, and the wife’s task is to explain all this to her husband with signs, because The thick double glass of the hospital room does not allow outside sounds to pass through. See what gestures your wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.
ROLL
This game will help all your guests get to know each other. Guests sitting at the table pass a roll of toilet paper around. Each guest tears off as many scraps as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a stack of scraps, the host announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.
Blow a candle - Chew an apple
Two volunteers are called up, preferably guys who know each other well. The rest stand around and pretend to be a support group. Players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, and a lighter (or matches) and an apple are given in their hands. The task is simple - who can eat their apple faster? But you can only eat an apple when your candle is burning. And the enemy can blow out the candle and then the player, before biting the apple again, will have to light it again.
WILD BEACH
The players get into pairs. The host invites everyone to the “wild beach”, where dances are announced. The dancers are given plates (one for men, three for women) - “so that intimate parts do not excite vacationers on the beach.” Music sounds and dancing begins. Players need to not lose a single record while dancing, and to do this they have to dance closely pressed to each other.
All words belong to the Presenter.
Prologue “The main miracle of the seven wonders.”
The song by L. Uspenskaya “A Very Beautiful Woman” is playing. Choreographic number. On the screen are slides of reproductions of the seven wonders of the world, between which appear reproductions of the best creations of artists and sculptors dedicated to women, or one slide - “La Gioconda” by Leonardo da Vinci. The leader comes out and watches the dance.
Presenter (after the dance): Beauty... Beauty is a special feeling, it is something unearthly, magical, wonderful... There are even famous seven wonders of the world in the world. Of course you know which ones!..
He approaches the guests with a microphone and asks them to name a wonder of the world they know. Few people know all the wonders (Egyptian pyramids, Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Colossus of Rhodes, Foros Lighthouse, statue of Zeus in Olympia, Temple of Artemis in Ephesus, Halicarnassus Mausoleum).
The presenter lists them.
And for many centuries people have been searching for the eighth wonder of the world. And they assign this “title” to various phenomena. But there are still seven miracles left. What do you think is the eighth wonder of the world?.. For a hint, look at these charming girls from the show ballet. Certainly! For the strong half of humanity, the indisputable eighth wonder of the world was, is and remains a woman! Is this the eighth wonder of the world? Maybe the first and most important thing? (Approaches one of the men.) Which miracle is more important for you: the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus or your wife? (To another man.) Foros lighthouse or your girlfriend? Is this already your wife? Especially. Will you change it to a lighthouse?.. Who has a mother-in-law?.. (Approaches the person who answered.) Egyptian pyramids can be more wonderful than your mother-in-law? No? The pyramids are far away, but my amazing, kind and caring mother-in-law is always nearby. You can admire it every minute, and you don’t need to buy a ticket to Egypt. I announce a vote among men. Who is for the fact that a woman is the main wonder of the world? Unanimously! Therefore, the first toast is to the main wonder of the world. Here's to the beautiful ladies!
Song "For lovely ladies". A male choreographic group dances.
Our dear women, congratulations to you...
On the screen is a video recording of congratulations from a famous man - the mayor, governor or some celebrity.
The first episode “Miracle One. Black eyes".
The woman herself is the seven wonders.
When men look at a woman, what do they pay attention to? How does a woman attract them? We interviewed 100 men. They asked one question: “Why
does a man pay attention when meeting a woman?” We received seven possible answers.
On a large form, the answers are taped so that you can easily open any line. The answers to table 3 are:
Eyes - 25;
Smile - 20:
Hairstyle - 15;
Grace - 14;
Name -14;
Housekeeping - 12.
If the projection is on the screen, then the lines are opened in a computer version.
I'm talking to lovely ladies. Guess why men value you. Whoever guesses the first three lines wins prizes.
Music. Prizes are brought out and placed on display. The presenter invites women who guessed the words of the first three lines of the table.
And from the table you can see that the first miracle of a woman is her eyes! There’s even a joke like this: “I want to meet a woman with charming eyes. I will answer the letter with a photo. Don’t send landscapes.” Let's see what kind of eyes our heroines have and let's start the "Charming Eyes" competition! What do women do with their eyes when they like a man?.. They shoot! And now whichever of you shoots them more interestingly will receive the title “Charming Eyes”! We shoot at some man. Choose the man you will shoot.
Women choose a “target man.” And we will choose the jury. Dear
men, remember what songs there are about women’s eyes?
For example, “Charming eyes”, “Oh, those black eyes”, “Black eyes”, etc. The presenter invites three men who responded to the jury, having previously asked them to sing a few lines from the named song.
(To one of the women who came out.) What is your name?.. Who is your target?.. Are you ready... How to shoot? What gun?! We shoot with our eyes. We blink, we wink, we grimace. You know this better. Let's shoot!
When “shooting” there are phonograms of shots, explosions, and machine gun fire.
It was a shooting. And now the scoring shot! Shoot!
All three women shoot. It's good to show it all close-up on the screen.
Dear jury, who do you think deserves the title “Charming Eyes”?
The winner is determined.
The title “Miss Charming Eyes” is awarded to... (name) Applause! You choose the prize yourself at this prize vernissage. Toast from the jury! Ask!
The presenter boils down the toasts from the jury to one thing: “To charming eyes and beautiful ladies”! The song “Dark Eyes” plays.
Dear women, we received congratulatory telegrams from public organizations this evening. The first telegram from car enthusiasts. She's kind of special. I don't know all the terms. You can't do this without a car enthusiast. Men, who understands anything about a car? Who can tell the difference between two foreign cars? "Mercedes" and "Zaporozhets", for example? Help me. (Invites a car enthusiast.)
1. Is it a good foreign car? (Any answer is accepted.)
2. What are the names of the signs on the roads? (Road signs.)
3. Policeman on the road? (Traffic police inspector.)
4. Front car glass? (Windshield.)
5. Best machine oil? (Any answer is accepted.)
6. Which unit in a car turns on the speed? (Transmission.)
7.Where do they drive the car at night? (Garage with cellar.)
8. Biggest car? (KAMAZ, BelAZ.)
9. Where is the water cooled in the engine? (In the radiator.)
The presenter reads out the text of the congratulatory address. “Today, on this beautiful day, you, dear women, are as elegant as... (car brand). All men look at you today with admiration, as if you were... (road signs). You are as beautiful as... (traffic police inspector), you are as dear to us as... (windshield), loved as (brand of motor oil). You are as gentle as... (gearbox), irreplaceable as... (garage with cellar). You are always near the heart, like a driver's license
ID. Always be healthy, like... (KAMAZ). Your unlucky ones... (radiators).”
Thanks car enthusiast! We just figured out why a woman attracts a man. But how does a man conquer a woman? We interviewed one hundred and fifty women. I have a table of answers in my hands. Men guess. The three who guess the top lines receive prizes!
The following rows are closed in the table:
Wealth - 67;
Beauty - 29;
Solidity - 19;
Erudition - 18;
Generosity - 10;
Housekeeping - 7.
The presenter invites three men.
Here we will determine the richest of you. The first competition “Who has the biggest wallet”! Because the larger the wallet, the more money it contains. Present your wallet or purse. Maybe someone has money in their stocking?.. You have the biggest wallet, and you are already in the finals of the competition.
If there is no wallet, money is presented. If you have no money, you need to find the largest bill in the hall in 20 seconds.
The second competition is “Money down the drain.” Two people who did not qualify for the final will participate. Here is a bill - 10 rubles. Blow on it to make it fly. The bill that flew farthest was from... (name) And you lost. There is no point in throwing money down the drain so far. Take I X1iz and save money further. Thank you. And we have the final! It is often said about the rich that they are the coolest. We choose the coolest. Who can spin the hoop around their waist the longest? Each person has three attempts.
The leader counts until the hoop stops or falls. On subsequent attempts, the counting continues further. “Cool” is revealed.
Here he is, the coolest man! Accept prizes... The main prize is a dance with Miss Charming Eyes! But first, say a toast from the “cool one.”
After the toast, the song “Charming Eyes” is played.
"Cool" and "Miss Charming Eyes" are dancing. Anyone can join them, because a dance round is being announced.
Dance block.
Second episode “The second miracle is a smile.”
Friends, I remind you that the second miracle of a woman is a smile. Remember the expression “Gioconda’s Smile”? Show us Gioconda's smile...
Slide reproduction of Mona Lisa.
Dear ladies, who wrote this masterpiece? Right! Leonardo da Vinci. Come for the prize. What other artists do you know who painted a woman’s beautiful smile?
Answer options: N. Kramskoy “Unknown”, S. Botticelli “Birth of Venus”, etc. Two women who answered come to the Leader.
Here they are - experts in a seductive female smile. Let's start the photo shoot "Gioconda's Smile"! You need to smile into the camera lens. The first one to smile... What is your name? One photographer asks a client:
- Girl, do you want big or small photos?
- Small ones.
- Then you shouldn't smile. And you, dear ladies, need to smile! At least there will be a smile. Let's practice first. And now a photo. Smile!
Soundtrack of laughter. All three women are photographed this way. Close-ups on the screen.
“We choose Gioconda’s smile by the applause of men. She was the first to smile... Applause!
The winner is determined.
You are awarded the title "Miss Smile of Gioconda". Choose your prizes, you all smiled beautifully.
Music. Contest participants choose prizes.
And for our Mona Lisa he sings... Vocal number.
(To someone in the hall.) Young man, do you agree with the general decision? (For any answer.) And smile yourself... Oh! With such a smile, you simply need this prize - “Orbit”!
Invites two more men with a smile that requires Orbit.
Smile... Great. Do you remember that for a woman, male beauty comes in second place. Now we will determine the most beautiful of you. Let's do photo tests. Give me Tantamoresque.
They bring out a Tantamoresque - a painting or photo of a person's height. It shows a bodybuilder in just swimming trunks, with a beautiful body. Instead of a face there is an oval cutout.
The task is very simple. You come up behind the painting, put your head in the cutout, the photographer takes a photo, and you get a beautiful photo. But when taking photographs, you need to say: “I am the most handsome guy!” The winner will be determined by Mona Lisa. Please go behind the painting.
The men pass behind the painting. The noise distracts them, reminding them to shout very loudly, “I’m the most handsome guy!” And at this time the first layer is removed from the painting, and already in the painting there is a mermaid or a very thin man. You can prepare/, each man his own picture. A competition is taking place. The presenter asks to shout gently, with a Georgian accent, etc.
Mona Lisa's solution? The most handsome... (name) Accept the prizes, and we are waiting for a toast from the first handsome man of our holiday.
A toast from the winner. The host announces the white dance.
Third episode "Miracle Curls".
I have in my hands a congratulatory address from the fishermen's society. Is there anyone among you who can distinguish crucian carp from sprat in tomato sauce? Go here and help me understand the terms.
The “fisherman” is asked questions and the answers are recorded.
1. What kind of fish do you usually catch?
2. Is it a good attachment?
3. What is the most delicious fried fish?
4. What types of fishing rods are there? (One, the most exotic, is selected.)
5. At what dawn is the bite better?
6. Brand of inflatable boat?
7. Line diameter? (Largest diameter.)
8. Shark hook number?
9. Valuable breed of fish?
10. Consultant's name?
The presenter reads out the congratulatory address.
“You, our beloved... (name of the fish)! We adore you like... (nozzle). You are as gentle as... (name of fried fish), slender as... (rod), temperamental, like a bite at... dawn. You are as good as a boat... (brand of boat). We would like to give you a fishing line of... (diameter) and hooks number... This is the most expensive thing we have. Happy holiday, our dears... (name of fish). Your mirror carp... (name of consultant).”
Thanks to the fishermen. Thanks carp. And another toast from you. Maybe a fishing one, but dedicated to the Eighth of March.
For example: “For our dear goldfish.” Hair show.
One of the wonders of a woman is her hair. Short original hairstyle or long hair, and even curly! All men of all nations adore this. Once a Chukchi came to Moscow and approached a policeman:
- Help, friend, find one woman. I have a photo.
- Are you stunned? This is Lomonosov!
- So what?! I like this. What curls!
And now I want to give a gift to the curliest woman at our holiday. I ask tables to nominate their candidates.
The curliest woman is invited
for the prize, and stays close to
Leading.
The ideal woman was considered to have hair down to her hips. I prepared a gift for the lady who has the longest braid.
There is a woman with the longest hair.
And, of course, the original hairstyle has always been in fashion. Prize for the lady with the most original hairstyle.
There is a lady with an original hairstyle.
Wonderful ladies! Wonderful hairstyles! Yes, nothing makes a woman look better than... hydrogen peroxide! (To the ladies who came out.) What hairstyles are in fashion for men? So bring here the most beautiful bald one, you the curly one, and you the mustachioed bearded one.
Music. Women from the audience select men, bring them to the Leader, and he seats the men on chairs/
Ladies, where do you get your hair done? At the hairdresser? What else? Yourself? Great. Now you will do the hair of these distinguished gentlemen. Give everything you need for hairdressers!
Women are given wigs, ribbons, hairpieces, hairpins, elastic bands, etc.
Time - three minutes. Whoever you brought out, do his hair. Time has passed! (After the competition.) Now I ask “Miss Charming Eyes” to determine the best hairstyle. (After determination.) The winner and the rest of the ladies choose the prizes. And among the men we will choose the most respectable. Do you remember that women ranked solidity in third place? You guys are healthy, show it. We won’t hit each other’s faces, we’ll sort it out in a civilized manner. Ladies like muscular guys, like bodybuilders. Come on, do what bodybuilders do, showing off their muscles. You just need to undress at least to the waist. Whoever undresses first is already in the final... Oh, there is one finalist. (To the others.) And you work as bodybuilders. Show biceps and biceps. “Miss Charming Eyes”, please identify the second finalist. (To the loser.) Choose a prize. You have a wonderful hairstyle! Here's a swing.
They take out the children's swing. You can use bathroom scales.
We sit on the swing, bend our legs, and whoever ends up at the bottom is the most respectable. (After the competition.) The name of the most respectable person at our evening?.. Men, choose your prizes. A festive toast from the most respectable.
Toast “To the beauty of the hairstyles of beautiful ladies!”
Yes, a woman's hairstyle is a miracle! One lady made herself a chic
-hairstyle and sits dreaming, and her little son whines:
- Mom, I want to go to the toilet, Mom, I want to go to the toilet...
- And I’m going to Paris!
And I want... to invite you, if not to Paris, then to a dance!
Dance block.
The fourth episode "Miracle Grace".
Dear women, congratulations to you...
Video greeting from a local celebrity. Vocal number.
Do you remember what the fourth miracle of woman is? Of course, grace. This is a 90-60-90 figure. What should you do to maintain your figure? Dear women, teach us men. What? Diet? Come here. Tell us more and receive a gift. And what else?..
“Fasting”, “Exercising”, “Dietary supplements”, etc. The presenter invites three ladies.
Dear ladies, we will not measure your waist to choose “Miss Grace”. We will hold a competition for the thinnest man. I ask you to go into the hall and bring here the most slender man, in your opinion. Ask! (After three men are on stage.) Here they are - the most slender men. And now we will determine “Miss Grace”. We will calculate the sum of the lady's waist and the waist of the man she brought. Whoever has the smaller amount will be awarded the title “Miss Grace” to the lady of that couple.
Definition of "Miss Grace". Ladies choose gifts while listening to music.
(To the men who are on stage.) Men will also receive gifts. Let me remind you how men conquer women. The fourth line of our table indicates “Erudition”. Let's entertain the women now, you guys are interesting! Attention! The most slender and interesting men in the city are beginning to prove this. Now you will depict paintings or sculptures. Raise your hands and wave them. Friends, tell me, what picture do these most interesting men resemble? (After listening to the options.) There are two versions. First: “Three poplars on Plyushchikha.” Second... Come on, wave your arms harder. Oh, the second version is better. Savrasov, “The rooks have arrived.” Now hug. What picture?.. Correct. Russian folk painting “Will you be third?” Hands moved back. What picture?.. Friends, this is a triptych: “Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya”, “Eaglet”, “Venus de Milo”! Now hold your hands, raise your right leg forward, left... Right, left... And now to the music!
The cancan sounds.
The painting is called “Three heroes... at a banquet”! The most interesting man is determined by the ladies. We applaud them one by one. Here he is, our erudite! All men choose gifts. And the most interesting and erudite person makes a toast. (After the toast.) And once again about grace. A man sees a woman coming. And the legs are skinny, skinny, crooked, crooked! Man:
- Well, legs! Woman:
- A! It's okay to go to work.
We don't have to go to work, we have to go to the dance!
Dance block.
Episode 5 "Miracle Name"
Friends, you know how much music is dedicated to women. And how many songs! I propose a toast “To women who inspire musicians, composers and poets!”
Vocal number.
One morning a husband wakes up his wife:
- Get up, kitten! Wake up
Sun!
And the wife responded:
- Today I am a fish, I have no legs, and I won’t go anywhere. You see - kitten, sunshine... What do you call your loved ones?
The presenter addresses specific men.
What a fantasy! So many names! In general, a woman’s name is also a miracle. Especially if it is the name of the woman you love. Songs have been written for many names. Who remembers what names are in the songs?
Answers from men, for example, Lyuba, Vika,
Hope, etc. Three men who know
songs, The presenter invites you to go out to
stage.
(To those who have left.) When a man goes to visit a lady for the first time, what does he take with him? There is a classic “gentleman's set”... That's right! Champagne, chocolate and flowers! Get the kit.
Music. Men are given: one
champagne, second chocolate,
flowers for the third.
But worry, these prizes are not yours. These are lottery prizes. And the lottery is unusual. It is played out by name. And we will find out “Miss Beautiful Name”, this will be the lady who will win the flowers! I ask you to suggest one female name from each table.
The host fills out a form for each name, where he writes the name and table number.
Chocolate is up for grabs! Which man has chocolate? Take out the form with the name... This is... (name) from the lotto throne.
Music, presentation of chocolate. The champagne draw is similar.
Attention! Now we find out "Miss Lovely name". A bouquet of flowers is being raffled off! And he gets it...
Toast from the winner.
You see how generous our men are. Without noise or dust, they gave the women everything to the bone! Don't be stingy! It’s not for nothing that women submit to generous men. This is indicated in the table. Thank you guys! And a collective toast from you. (After the toast.) And the lady who won the champagne demands dancing. Are you out of champagne? Then dance!
Dance tour.
Sixth episode "Miracle Mistress".
Dear women, today men congratulate you on your holiday and admire you! They worship you! Today men are generous. They buy flowers on the Eighth of March. One husband says in; store for my wife:
- Honey, you are as beautiful as this little carnation.
- Or maybe I’m as beautiful as this gold chain?
- No, you are beautiful, like this carnation!
And buys flowers! Although he understands that barbecue would be more enjoyable with this money. Today men take care of you...
By the way, dear ladies, why is it impossible to do without men? Sometimes it’s impossible?.. We surveyed 3,250 women and chose the most common answers. They are on my cards. Three answers - three cards. I'm asking for options. Whoever guesses the answer immediately receives a prize. So, why can't we do without men?
The answers on the cards are: “Feeds”, “Helps with housework”, “Warms the soul and body.” Women who guessed
The presenter invites you to go out for prizes and choose them.
Let me remind you that one of women’s miracles is the ability to manage a household! Before us are three delightful housewives. Let's choose "Miss Hostess" from them. To do this, you only need to answer one question. We asked 3,250 women what is their wildest dream? The answer is on my card. Try to guess.
Answer: “Man-cook.”
Right. You become "Miss Mistress"! Applause! Let's raise a glass to our charming hostesses! Friends, before the evening we interviewed one and a half thousand men. The question was asked: “Why can’t we do without women?” The main answers are written down on my cards. I ask men to offer their options. Whoever guesses the answer will receive a prize. Why can’t we do without women?!
Answers on the cards: “Feeds”, “Does housework”, Produces adrenaline when he makes a fuss.” Invites three men.
Loves? There are such answers... But not enough. Dear men, have you understood women’s dream of becoming a chef? Do you know why a man became a cook? There is such a parable: A husband came home and said:
- Darling, what did you cook for me for dinner?
- Horns!
Since then, husbands have been cooking. And now there is a competition for the best cook. Attention! How many ingredients are needed to make dumplings? Your versions? That's right, six! Egg, salt, water, flour, meat, onion! What is your name?.. You are awarded the title “Culinary”. Where is your wife? Oh, she's already filled your glass! Of course, what a joy! Now she knows that you know how and, most importantly, have an unbearable desire to cook!
Men choose prizes.
A toast from the best chef and his wife! Let's support a toast to the main wonder of the world - woman. Happy holiday, beloved ones! Happy holiday, wonderful ones!
The banquet ends with a dance block.
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