“About ecology – jokingly and seriously.” A skit about ecology “Weather forecast with an environmental slant; Variety humorous numbers about ecology and nature.

The new Russian is going to relax in Cyprus.

First, his secretary arrived there and walked with the owner of a 5-star hotel along the beach.

What is this?

Like what? Pebbles.

Pebble is wrong, the boss doesn’t like it. Remove the pebbles and sprinkle everything with white sand.

But it's very expensive!

The next day everything was covered with sand.

What is this?

This is the sea!

Which sea? Dirty puddle! In general, clean the sea, remove the stones, the wave should roll 55 centimeters every 30 seconds.

But you understand, this is underwater engineering work, very expensive!

We pay! (took out a wad of cash and paid)

Two days later everything is as it should be.

What is this?

These are seagulls.

No seagulls. Remove everyone! Leave two, let them walk along the beach and under no circumstances take off.

But this is such damage to the environment, and even training seagulls.

We pay! (took out a wad of cash and paid)

Finally the boss arrived. He walked along the clean white sand to the sea, looked at two seagulls who were walking sedately along the edge of the beach, sat down on a sun lounger, took a deep breath of fresh sea air and said:

God! Well, can money buy such beauty?!

Far, far future. There are cities made of steel and concrete, cleanliness, trees, lawns. Utopia. Gravity cars fly silently, children play and have fun. And only Greenpeace people drive old roaring and smoking tractors with slogans: “We are preserving this world the way our ancestors left it for us.”

A boy was found in Africa who was raised by a herd of wild pigs. According to environmentalists, it is almost no different from them. Even to taste.

Almost the entire periodic table was discovered by ecologists in the Moscow River below school No. 63. The table was restored, dried and returned to the school.

Siberian environmentalists sounded the alarm. To death.

Finally, Ukrainian environmentalists sounded the alarm as they watched hundreds of rare birds drown in the middle of the Dnieper

Yesterday, an unprecedented hurricane hit the state of Colorado. Houses were destroyed, crops were destroyed. According to local environmentalists, not a single beetle was harmed.

According to environmentalists, water in the Moscow River will soon cost $100 per barrel.

The Kharkov sanitary service has achieved great success. If just half a year ago the city had terrible unsanitary conditions, now the unsanitary conditions are only pleasing to the eye!

Armenian radio asks:

What do vegetarian cannibals eat?

We don’t know for sure, but we think that Greenpeace...

The whale swims around the female and says reproachfully:

How many countries, hundreds of environmental organizations, outstanding political leaders, millions of people - they are all fighting for our species to survive, and you tell me - my head hurts...

The GREENPEACE detachment acted against the logging workers, who were cutting down hundreds of hectares of taiga forest with the help of the Druzhba saw. As a result of a short conflict, “Friendship” won.

One pike asks another:

What kind of bulls do you like - in oil or in tomato?

In oil.

Then let's go to the car depot!!!

Three crocodiles talking:

Remember before nuclear explosion I think we were green?..

Yes, and it seems they knew how to swim...

Finish the market, let's fly for nectar.

A patient comes to the doctor.

Doctor, you know, everyone tells me that I’m down, although I didn’t seem to be before.

Don’t worry, now the ecology is disturbed, the environment is bad.

Okay, doctor, I'll come by on Tuesday.

A man complains to his neighbor:

This is pollution environment- just some kind of horror! Yesterday, can you imagine, I opened a can of sardines - and it was full of oil, and all the fish were dead!

The new Russian is going to relax in Cyprus.
First, his secretary arrived there and walked with the owner of a 5-star hotel along the beach.
- What is this?
- Like what? Pebbles.
- Pebble is wrong, the boss doesn’t like it. Remove the pebbles and sprinkle everything with white sand.
- But it’s very expensive!

The next day everything was covered with sand.
- What is this?
- This is the sea!
- Which sea? Dirty puddle!

In general, clean the sea, remove the stones, the wave should roll 55 centimeters every 30 seconds.
- But you understand, this is underwater engineering work, very expensive!
- We pay! (took out a wad of cash and paid)
Two days later everything is as it should be.
- What is this?
- These are seagulls.
- No seagulls. Remove everyone! Leave two, let them walk along the beach and under no circumstances take off.
- But this is such damage to the environment, and even training seagulls.
- We pay! (took out a wad of cash and paid)
Finally the boss arrived. He walked along the clean white sand to the sea, looked at two seagulls who were walking sedately along the edge of the beach, sat down on a sun lounger, took a deep breath of fresh sea air and said:
- God! Well, can money buy such beauty?!

KVN

PERFORMANCE

TEAMS

BATTLE

The hour has come, the clock has struck

And KVN has already begun

Team"Tryam - ecologists"

Greetings to you all, friends!!!

Why "Tryam"?

Because we are creative, efficient, clairvoyant (puts hands to eyes like binoculars), youth.

BATTLE

Two planets meet, one another and says:
- Hey, friend, I’ve been feeling really bad lately.
- What happened, everything seemed fine?
- Yes, you see, people are obsessed with me, I’ll probably die.
- Come on... I had those over there - nothing, I survived

BATTLE

SCENE in nature

They come out with backpacks and trash is scattered on the floor.

Oh, look, what a nightmare! Treat nature this way! Let's clean it all up

Cleaning up trash

And I’m so hungry, I’m terribly hungry, let’s organize a picnic!

They take food out of backpacks, eat it, and throw garbage on the floor.

Yes, how much can you clean here already!

BATTLE

From the latest biology textbook:
“Plants are very useful - they produce oxygen, which is vital for the combustion of car fuel.”

BATTLE

Proof. Scientists have proven that the Earth is not round. According to their findings, it is dirty and grinds its teeth...

BATTLE

Almost the entire periodic table was discovered by environmentalists in the Kiya River below school No. 12. The table was restored, dried and returned to the school.

BATTLE

Why is it forbidden to pick mushrooms in Chernobyl?

They're running away...

BATTLE

The GREENPEACE detachment acted against the logging workers, who were cutting down hundreds of hectares of taiga forest with the help of the Druzhba saw. As a result of a short conflict, “Friendship” won.

BATTLE

One pike asks another:

What kind of bulls do you like - in oil or in tomato?

In oil.

Then let's go to the car depot!!!

SONG

We came to KVN

To resolve the issue

Which one of us will win?

Who will hang his nose.

But in other way

In such cases

We should play in KVN

Oh, save me, Allah!

Chorus:We really want

May we be lucky

But until victory

Still far

We're scared, we're scared

Play KVN

We want to win

And not to lose.

Hey buddy, don't be shy, ask a question

Answer quickly, and don’t hang your nose!

Chorus: same

HOMEWORK

2 grandmas come out to the song

1 b: Hello, Kolyanovna! Where were you yesterday?

2b: I went to the disco.

1b: What new can you tell me?

2b: Yes, a new trick has appeared at the disco: a DJ comes and starts telling a fairy tale, like about a kolobok, but the meaning is environmental. This is now, they say, relevant, cool that is!

1b: Well, if it’s cool, then tell me!

2 b: This happened today, in a local village that stands between a distillery and an oil depot. Somehow a poisonous cloud rose from them and descended on the village. Since then, unprecedented oddities have appeared in our area, and unheard-of anomalies have begun to occur. Here is one of them:

1. Grandfather and grandmother are sitting on a bench. The grandfather wanted to eat and the grandmother went to make a kolobok. He takes it out of the stove, sits down to rest and falls asleep with his grandfather.

Kolobok, taking advantage of this, runs away from home.

2. Kolobok meets a Hare on the way. Seeing him, Kolobok gets scared and faints. The hare gives him first aid. Kolobok thanks him and rolls on.

3. The Wolf appears. He threatens Kolobok and takes his money.

4. A hungry Bear comes out and tries to catch Kolobok. He dodges and runs away. The bear leaves with nothing.

5. Looking around, the Fox appears on the stage. Kolobok liked her at first sight. The fox rejects his advances and proudly leaves.

6. Upset Kolobok goes home. Grandfather and grandmother meet him and calm him down. (Everyone dances with the kolobok together).

Grandmas come out again:

1 b: I didn’t understand anything, what is the fairy tale about? What does ecology have to do with it?

2b: And this can best be explained to you by the ecologists themselves!

Environmentalists come out and comment on the fairy tale:

Due to the poor environmental situation in the village, irreparable changes have occurred to the animals, for example, the Hare (comes out).

The poor animal fell into the Kiya River, which is so polluted that he was forever left brown and smelling of gasoline.

Now the Wolf (comes out). Animals have to fight for survival and get food, which is becoming increasingly scarce in the forests, so they begin to use all sorts of innovative ways to get food and even engage in racketeering.

In winter, more and more connecting rod bears are found in the forests. This is due to the fact that some of them wake up from hunger, while others are awakened by hunters.

Foxes run around the village, looking for food in garbage dumps, and they are carriers of a dangerous disease - rabies! Foxes appear with very similar habits to dogs, but are they interspecific hybrids? Maybe there are already fox-dogs or dog-foxes running around in our village and forests? Who will appear tomorrow?

And finally, Kolobok: a chemically dangerous dough, runs, jumps, behaves inappropriately. And why?

And all this is due to disturbances in nature! All this happens if a person is not attentive to nature and does not protect it. Remember, this will someday turn against all people on Earth.

The new Russian is going to relax in Cyprus.

First, his secretary arrived there and walked with the owner of a 5-star hotel along the beach.

What is this?

Like what? Pebbles.

Pebble is wrong, the boss doesn’t like it. Remove the pebbles and sprinkle everything with white sand.

But it's very expensive!

The next day everything was covered with sand.

What is this?

This is the sea!

Which sea? Dirty puddle! In general, clean the sea, remove the stones, the wave should roll 55 centimeters every 30 seconds.

But you understand, this is underwater engineering work, very expensive!

We pay! (took out a wad of cash and paid)

Two days later everything is as it should be.

What is this?

These are seagulls.

No seagulls. Remove everyone! Leave two, let them walk along the beach and under no circumstances take off.

But this is such damage to the environment, and even training seagulls.

We pay! (took out a wad of cash and paid)

Finally the boss arrived. He walked along the clean white sand to the sea, looked at two seagulls who were walking sedately along the edge of the beach, sat down on a sun lounger, took a deep breath of fresh sea air and said:

God! Well, can money buy such beauty?!

Far, far future. There are cities made of steel and concrete, cleanliness, trees, lawns. Utopia. Gravity cars fly silently, children play and have fun. And only Greenpeace people drive old roaring and smoking tractors with slogans: “We are preserving this world the way our ancestors left it for us.”

A boy was found in Africa who was raised by a herd of wild pigs. According to environmentalists, it is almost no different from them. Even to taste.

Almost the entire periodic table was discovered by ecologists in the Moscow River below school No. 63. The table was restored, dried and returned to the school.

Siberian environmentalists sounded the alarm. To death.

Finally, Ukrainian environmentalists sounded the alarm as they watched hundreds of rare birds drown in the middle of the Dnieper

Yesterday, an unprecedented hurricane hit the state of Colorado. Houses were destroyed, crops were destroyed. According to local environmentalists, not a single beetle was harmed.

According to environmentalists, water in the Moscow River will soon cost $100 per barrel.

The Kharkov sanitary service has achieved great success. If just half a year ago the city had terrible unsanitary conditions, now the unsanitary conditions are only pleasing to the eye!

Armenian radio asks:

What do vegetarian cannibals eat?

We don’t know for sure, but we think that Greenpeace...

The whale swims around the female and says reproachfully:

How many countries, hundreds of environmental organizations, outstanding political leaders, millions of people - they are all fighting for our species to survive, and you tell me - my head hurts...

The GREENPEACE detachment acted against the logging workers, who were cutting down hundreds of hectares of taiga forest with the help of the Druzhba saw. As a result of a short conflict, “Friendship” won.

One pike asks another:

What kind of bulls do you like - in oil or in tomato?

In oil.

Then let's go to the car depot!!!

Three crocodiles talking:

Remember, before the nuclear explosion, it seems we were green?..

Yes, and it seems they knew how to swim...

Finish the market, let's fly for nectar.

A patient comes to the doctor.

Doctor, you know, everyone tells me that I’m down, although I didn’t seem to be before.

Don’t worry, now the ecology is disturbed, the environment is bad.

Okay, doctor, I'll come by on Tuesday.

A man complains to his neighbor:

This environmental pollution is just terrible! Yesterday, can you imagine, I opened a can of sardines - and it was full of oil, and all the fish were dead!

In the fall, I composed questions for schoolchildren at KVN on ecology. With answers, of course))

Titles this stage Everyone is different. For some it’s a warm-up, for others it’s a blitz competition...

I will just have

QUESTIONS and ANSWERS to KVN on ECOLOGY

1 question:

The old wisdom says that you cannot step into the same river twice. You cannot enter a modern river even once. Why?

Answer:

Because you can come out of a modern river with oil-colored skin, nickel-colored hair, gasoline-colored eyes and an updated vocabulary - in general, one person entered and a completely different person came out. So sometimes it's better not to enter at all.

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2. Question:

Why does Norway, which, like us, has oil reserves, actively encourage the purchase of electric vehicles, but we do not?

Answer:

Because good roads will have to be built for electric cars, and then of the two well-known troubles - fools and bad roads - only one problem will remain in Russia. And she will be too conspicuous.

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*** By the way!

Increasingly, the main polluters are not factories, but familiar “cute” cars. Please tell your children about this - let them appreciate bicycles, and if they strive for cars, then immediately for electric ones.

For example, some people consider St. Petersburg a city of palaces and museums, while others consider it a city of factories and smoking chimneys.

So this is the city

“... in 2013 it was recognized as one of the most polluted cities in Russia... Only Norilsk and Moscow are ahead of St. Petersburg in terms of air pollution. The main source of pollution is cars, accounting for 85.9% of emissions."

This was a quote from Wikipedia,

article “Ecology of St. Petersburg”.

Draw conclusions and do something else - for yourself, for the place you live in, and for the whole planet as a whole.

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3. Question:

Contrary to the tempting call “Take everything from life!”, we believe that it is not worth taking everything from life. Why?

Answer:

Because there is a lot of dirty, greasy and environmentally harmful things in life.

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4. Question:

Why are strange-looking fruits and vegetables increasingly common?

Answer:

Let's answer in the words of Mikhail Zhvanetsky - what we fertilized was what grew.

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5. Question:

Animals that are few in number are included in the Red Book. The question is - where are the animals brought, of which there are many?

Answer:

In the Book of Tasty and Healthy Food, as well as in other collections of culinary recipes.

(Based on a quote from Faina Ranevskaya - E.Sh.)

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6. Question:

Before the appearance digital technologies There was a joke: if a camera falls into the river, then in an hour it will be caught with the film already developed. Question: what will happen if a modern camera falls into the river?

Answer:

What is film? Joke. Correct answer - …. (I didn’t come up with it, but maybe the children will – E.Sh.)

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1. I still have it - I advise you to look, it can be used in environmental KVN How homework, For example.
2. Taking up and running away is a bad idea, it harms both you and the harmony of the planet.
3. Therefore, stay for 5 minutes and please write in the comments your feedback and your answers on this topic.