TIPS FOR ORGANIZING A NEW YEAR'S PARTY
Not a single New Year's celebration is complete without:
Christmas tree and gifts under it or on it;
Father Frost and Snow Maiden;
Candles, fireworks, firecrackers, sparklers and other fire hazardous products.
Therefore, preparation for the holiday includes:
Growing a Christmas tree;
Buying gifts and putting them under what you have grown;
Summoning good fairy tale characters;
Call the evil real firefighters.
The last point can be eliminated by using your own reserves: water, fire extinguisher, blankets and shaving foam.
Now let's look at each point in more detail. What to do if you couldn't get the Christmas tree? There are many options: artificial Christmas trees, pines, firs, cedars, homemade trees that a person with imagination can create from an ordinary clothes hanger or mop, broom, rake. Large ficuses, dracaenas, palm trees and even tall cacti look impressive. There are several ways to decorate your Christmas tree.
First way . Buy toys in a store. It's simple, but a bit bland.
Second way. You make toys yourself, involving children, loved ones, neighbors, and friends.
Third way. When inviting guests to New Year's Eve, ask that everyone bring with them one Christmas tree decoration. The holiday atmosphere, therefore, begins from the doorstep.
Fourth way. For an adult company. Ask the first person to arrive to take off, for example, his watch and hang it on the Christmas tree. He, in turn, invites the newcomer to take off his shoe (blouse, skirt, trouser belt). This way you can combine decorating the Christmas tree with a free striptease.
After this little warm-up, you should move on to gifts. As you know, Grandfather Frost is in charge of gifts on New Year's Eve, without whom the holiday will lose a significant part of its charm. If you were unable to come to an agreement with the real Grandfather, look for a worthy replacement within your own ranks. Try to maintain at least an approximate resemblance to the original: a white beard, felt boots and the Snow Maiden are mandatory attributes of this hero.
At the very beginning of the holiday, you can hold elections for Father Frost and Snow Maiden. The host must prepare several attributes for the “election” - according to the number of guests. These can be red noses with an elastic band, cotton beards, hats, boots, bags, as well as tinsel crowns, cotton wool collars, cosmetics, glitter, wigs, etc. Guests are invited to a competition for the most charming and attractive Father Frost and Snow Maiden. The hosts of the party or bosses (if it happens at work) act as the jury. Men must turn into Father Frost using the proposed props, and women must dress up as Snow Maidens. Grandfathers and granddaughters can turn out to be modern and even avant-garde - the more original, the better. There is absolutely no need to look traditional. Then the newborn Santa Clauses and Snow Maidens take part in a competitive elimination program. The best couple, accordingly, becomes the winner and receives the right to distribute gifts and invent a variety of fun for the guests.
NEW YEAR'S GAMES AND ENTERTAINMENT FOR ADULTS
Let's decorate the Christmas tree
Santa Clauses are given toys cut out of cardboard, which must be painted in different colors (each toy must have a clothespin or loop for easy attachment to any object).
Then Santa Clauses with their Christmas tree decorations go out into the middle of the room, they are blindfolded, and each one is rotated several times around its axis. The task of each Santa Claus is to go in the direction where, in his opinion, the Christmas tree is located and hang a toy on it. Snow Maidens can give directions to Grandfathers they like.
If Santa Claus chooses the wrong path, he is obliged to hang the toy on what he “buries himself” in. To create confusion in the ranks of the Santa Clauses, guests can be evenly distributed around the room and stand in the way of the Santa Clauses; those who are especially diligent are advised to move the furniture in the room.
The winner is the one who hangs the toy on the Christmas tree, and the one who finds the most original place for the decoration.
Grandfather Pygmalion
Each of the Santa Clauses must dress the partner he has chosen in the way that, in his opinion, a modern Snow Maiden should look like. You can use everything that the Snow Maiden is already wearing, as well as any additional items, things, Christmas tree decorations, cosmetics, jewelry, etc. The Santa Claus who creates the most vivid and memorable image of the Snow Maiden wins.
Frost Breath
In front of each Santa Claus, a fairly large paper snowflake is placed on the table. The task is to blow off your snowflake so that it falls from the opposite edge of the table. The competition is held until everyone blows away their snowflakes. After the last snowflake falls, the presenter announces that the winner is the one who blew off his snowflake not first, but last, because his breath is so frosty that his snowflake “frozen” to the table.”
Musical bottle
The presenter builds an “organ” or a “metallophone” from empty bottles (we hope that by that time they will already appear in sufficient quantities) - whoever succeeds.
One by one, the Grandfathers approach this instrument and use a spoon to perform a New Year's melody. The winner is the one whose creation seems the most melodic to the jury.
Jumpers
Santa Clauses line up in one line and “jump” into the New Year. Whoever jumped further is the winner.
After all the competitions, the jury sums up the results and chooses the best Santa Claus. Then the selection of the best Snow Maiden begins.
Culinary duel
Each Snow Maiden uses ingredients from the New Year's table to prepare a dish that, in her opinion, can find its way to the heart of Father Frost. This could be a New Year's hamburger, a New Year's composition from all available salads, etc. The decoration is preferably in a New Year's style. Then a man sits opposite each Snow Maiden. Everyone is blindfolded.
The Snow Maiden wins by being the first to feed her dish to the man sitting opposite.
The most “resourceful” Snow Maiden
All Snow Maidens are blindfolded. Opposite each one stands a man with a small Christmas tree toy hidden in his clothes. The Snow Maiden, who is the first to discover this toy, wins.
After the competitions are over, the winning couple is seated at the head of the table or immediately sent under the Christmas tree to be presented with gifts.
“I blinded you from what was”
Each Snow Maiden chooses Father Frost for herself and dresses him up in all possible ways using any available means: from Christmas tree decorations to cosmetics. You must introduce your Santa Claus to the public through advertising, a song, a proverb, a poem, etc.
Snow Maiden the movie buff
The Snow Maidens call movies in a circle or sing a verse from songs where the action takes place in winter or on New Year's Eve. The one who comes out last wins this competition.
Congratulations to Father Frost and Snow Maiden
Santa Claus appears with a large bag and slowly walks into the center of the room.
Father Frost.
Good evening!
The path is long
I came here to you.
Give me some whiskey, please.
Happy New Year, gentlemen!
I walked through the forest, I walked through the field,
I saw a lot of things.
But such beautiful women
I've never met one in my life.
My bag of gifts is full,
The tank in the sleigh is full.
Let's sing and have fun,
Let's drink - the soul is on fire!
There's just something wrong
Even though you all have gathered,
Yes, they probably forgot
Shout: “Christmas tree, light up!”
Santa Claus and everyone present lights up the Christmas tree. (Whoever is not familiar with the procedure for carrying out this procedure can ask any child attending kindergarten.)
Home owner. Grandfather Frost, why are you alone? Where is the Snow Maiden?
Father Frost. SMS from Snegurka
I've been waiting for a week already.
I'll turn on my cell phone,
I'll find an SMS point.
He takes out a large fake mobile phone from the bag (it can be made of cardboard, with a message from the Snow Maiden attached to the receiver: “I left for a casting with Santa Claus. Start without me”).
Father Frost. That's the number! What a granddaughter!
The youth started spinning.
And with our national debt
Where can you find a new one?
We’ll have to announce a competition for the most cold-blooded lady who will replace the Snow Maiden for us this evening.
Competition “Whose glass contains vodka?”
Prepare a bottle of mineral water, a bottle of vodka and several glasses in advance. To be more convincing, you can immediately pour vodka into a water bottle. Inform the participants that vodka will be poured into one of the glasses, and water will be poured into the others. Their task is to drink their glass in small sips so that by the expression on their faces observers will not guess whose glass contains vodka. Then you need to pour vodka into all the glasses.
Santa Claus gives the winner a hat and gloves.
Father Frost. Here is the Snow Maiden with me -
Pour the second one.
Let's start performing
And receive gifts!
Next, a concert of amateur art participants is held, consisting of numbers prepared in advance by the guests. In a company where there are many “newcomers”, it is more convenient to organize an impromptu concert. To do this, you need to write cards with tasks and hang them on the Christmas tree. Guests choose a card, complete the task and, of course, receive a present for their efforts from Santa Claus. Tasks should be simple, fun and not require special props.
Dramatize the song “My Bunny” performed by Philip Kirkorov.
Put on as many clothes as possible and show a striptease.
Cut out as many snowflakes as possible from paper in 3 minutes.
Drink a glass of champagne and a glass of vodka without a break.
Dance Lezginka (dance of little swans, tango with a mop, etc.)
Hand wrestle with Santa Claus.
Eat a banana with the Snow Maiden for speed.
Draw a portrait of the symbol of the New Year (Dragon, Rooster, Rabbit, Rat).
Eat an apple hanging on a string without using your hands.
After the performances and presentation of gifts, the real Snow Maiden appears in the guise of a top model. Traditionally, men with hairy legs in this role cause especially wild fun.
Snow Maiden. Hello Dedushka Moroz,
A beard made of cotton wool.
Where is my new Mercedes?
Is there a hut in the Canary Islands?
Father Frost. Hush, granddaughter, on New Year's Day
I hide my income.
From the tax office in no time
People appear.
Snow Maiden. You know, Grandfather, don’t drive him away.
I urgently need rubles.
I'll be in a movie
And wander around the catwalk.
Father Frost. Oh, Santa!
Ah, impudent! He bewitched her!
Only a song in a round dance
Will remove the effect of vile spells!
Santa Claus invites everyone present to stand in a round dance and sing the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” in order to disenchant the Snow Maiden. After singing the song, the Snow Maiden “breaks her spell”, puts on a crown or cap, asks
Father Frost and guests are forgiven for their bad behavior.
Snow Maiden. Hello kids -
Girls and boys!
Hello, all honest people!
Traditionally, at large noisy parties, visits from mummers, especially gypsies, are extremely popular. Their exit must be prepared in advance. Agree with the most lively guests who have artistic abilities and do not mince words. It would be great if you could find a bear costume. A bear performing a dance number and then begging guests for candy or a glass of vodka always evokes wild applause. In addition, it is better to arrange such surprise moments closer to the middle of the feast, when you feel that the guests are tired, have broken up into separate groups, or have begun to get carried away with the absorption of alcoholic beverages.
So, the presenter announces that Budulai’s gypsy camp accidentally stopped by to congratulate those present. “Gypsies” appear in front of the guests. They go out to the appropriate music and can start by dancing “Gypsy Girl with an Exit.” Then the women approach the guests and offer to tell fortunes, using traditional vocabulary: “Give me your hand, my golden one! I’ll tell you my fortune, my dear, and tell you the whole truth. Oh, I see the road, this is the road of life. It goes uphill all the time, you, my diamond, will become a big boss. Oh, women will love you, and some men will be interested. You’ll also have a car, but I can’t tell – a white Mercedes or a green Zaporozhets. Oh, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts, but now - give me a coin, my rich one, gild your pen for the fact that I told you fortunes.” Instead of money, you can ask for food, drinks, and items of clothing. This is where acting skills and a sense of humor will be required to bring the necessary element of revitalization to the ranks of tired guests.
One of the gypsies can turn to the owner of the house or boss: “Don’t spare the money, my hundred-dollar one, I’ll tell you now what your guests (subordinates) think about you, I’ll read all their thoughts - everything is for you, dear!”
She goes around everyone present, offering everyone a bag or hat. The guests pull out the pieces of paper prepared in advance from the gypsy, and the gypsy reads out the text (as “clever thoughts” you can use lines from songs, poems, proverbs and sayings, and anything that fits the meaning):
. “And I’ll get into the convertible and go somewhere, if you can, forget me, turn around - I’m not here.”
. "Small spool but precious".
. “Give me, give me, give me money.”
. “And I keep looking, I can’t find words.”
. “I don’t know if I love you, but it seems that I still love you.”
. “And you are as cold as an iceberg in the ocean.”
. “Like Lomonosov, you are smart and handsome, like Apollo.”
. “You, you, you - night and day. You, you, you are in my heart."
. “You are my fallen maple...”
. “We have already played the first half.”
. “It’s not evening yet, the road is still bright and your eyes are clear.”
. “I don’t sleep well at night because I love you.”
. “Small, small, how small you are, your attempts to grow up are all zero.”
. "Honey!"
. "I will never forget you".
. “Hostile whirlwinds are blowing over us.”
. “Who is in love, who is in love, and seriously, he turned his life into flowers for you.”
. “And the battle begins again!..”
. "An old friend is better than two new ones".
. “Who told you, well, who told you, who came up with the idea that I don’t love you.”
Instead of gypsies, an astrologer-fortuneteller can come out to the guests and play the game “Sounding Thoughts”.
A cassette is prepared in advance with individual lines from songs with approximately the following content:
. “Well, where are you girls, girls, girls, short skirts, skirts, skirts...”
. “Take me quickly, and take me over a hundred seas, and kiss me everywhere.”
. "You abandoned me, you abandoned me."
. “If you want, you want, I know for sure: you want.”
. “If there was a sea of beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin.”
. “Oh, what a man he was! A real colonel!” etc.
The astrologer approaches one of those present and begins to move his hands above his head, the assistant turns on the tape, and everyone hears the thoughts of the guest. The presenter's comments on the thoughts heard are required. Up to 8-10 “thoughts” on a cassette are enough.
You can play a game during the breaks between dances. "Conductor".
Players are given tickets - cards that briefly describe New Year's customs and signs of different countries. “Conductor” - the presenter asks: “Do you know in which country they celebrate the New Year this way?” If the owner of the “ticket” with the described custom answers correctly, his “ticket” is “punched”. The one with the most “validated tickets” wins.
How the New Year is celebrated in different countries
Sample text that can be used to create cards.
On New Year's Eve at midnight Japan In temples, bells strike 108 strokes. As the bell strikes, purification from vices occurs. With the last blow, you are supposed to go outside and celebrate the New Year with the first rays of the sun. Until recently, there was no custom in Japan to celebrate birthdays. The 108th strike of the bell on New Year's midnight added one to all ages at once - even a baby born the day before was considered one year old. When sunrise comes, people pouring into the streets begin to congratulate each other on the New Year and exchange gifts. All day long the streets are crowded with people, laughter and cheerful songs are heard, and only at dusk do people disperse. It is customary to spend the evening at home, with family.
In Vietnam New Year is celebrated at night, at dusk. The Vietnamese light bonfires in parks, gardens, or just on the streets, where several families gather; Special rice delicacies are cooked over coals. On this night all quarrels are forgotten, grievances are forgiven. New Year is a holiday of friendship. The entire next day is spent with family.
In modern China New Year is a festival of lanterns. It is celebrated on the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year. The New Year itself comes in January-February, so it is associated with the end of winter and the beginning of spring.
On this day, people like to put up lanterns on the streets in the form of 12 shengxiao - animals that symbolize each year of the 12-year cycle of the lunar calendar.
Young women's favorite New Year's entertainment Korea- jumping on boards. A board is placed on a rolled mat. Someone jumps sharply onto one end - the one standing on the other end flies into the air; when it goes down, the first one goes up. The spectacle is spectacular - women in beautiful, festive clothes soar in the air, like birds in bright plumage.
IN Mongolia are waiting for guests, and the more guests come to your table on New Year's Eve, the happier the year will be for you.
According to customs India, on the first day of the New Year you cannot be irritable, dissatisfied and grumpy. It is believed that the whole year will turn out the way it began. You need to get up early, get yourself in order, slowly think about the future, remember and comprehend the past. During the day, archery competitions are held and kites are flown. The performances of the famous Indian folk theater are especially popular and attract huge crowds on the streets and squares.
IN Burma New Year's Day falls in mid-April - the hottest month of the year in this country. During the celebrations, trucks loaded with barrels of water rush along the roads. Young people from cars generously pour water on passers-by. On the first day of the New Year, it is customary to perform mass ceremonies of releasing fish into reservoirs. Animals, especially cows, are also released into the wild.
The day before the holiday on the streets Colombia you can meet many people with large homemade dolls in their hands. These dolls symbolize the old year; they say goodbye to people who thank the dolls for all the good things that happened to them.
Residents cubes before the New Year, they fill glasses with water, and when the clock strikes midnight, they throw it out through the open window into the street as a sign that the old year is happily over, and they wish the New Year to be just as prosperous.
IN Scotland Traditionally, the whole family sits silently by the fireplace or stove, looks at the fire, symbolically burning away all the misfortunes of the past year, makes wishes for the future, and when the clock hands approach 12, the head of the family silently opens the door wide - while the clock is striking, it is believed that everyone is leaving The old year is coming and the new one is coming. Then everyone sits down at the table and the fun celebration begins.
Residents closely monitor the chimney Italy: it is through her that the sorceress Befana must enter the house and put the desired gifts in their shoes. An ancient and dangerous custom for passers-by has been preserved - throwing old furniture and unnecessary things out of the trenches. The more things you throw away, the more wealth the New Year will bring.
IN Ireland On New Year's Eve, the doors of all houses open wide. Anyone who wishes can enter any home and will be a welcome guest, they will be received with great joy, seated in a place of honor, treated to a glass of good wine, not forgetting to say: “For peace in this house and in the whole world.” . The next day the holiday is celebrated among friends and acquaintances.
In villages in the south France The housewife, who is the first to draw water from the spring in the New Year, leaves a pie or bun from the festive table next to it. The one who comes after her will take the pie and leave her own - this is how the housewives treat each other until the evening.
IN Germany people of all ages, as soon as the clock begins to strike midnight, climb onto chairs, tables, armchairs and, with the last blow, unanimously, with joyful greetings, “jump” into the New Year.
IN Hungary On New Year's Eve, children's whistles, pipes, and trumpets disappear from the shelves. According to popular belief, the piercing and not always pleasant sound of these simple musical instruments drives away evil spirits from the home and brings prosperity and joy into the home.
IN Greece those invited to celebrate the New Year take with them a mossy stone, which they throw down at the threshold and say: “May the wealth of the hosts be as heavy as this stone.”
IN Latvia peas symbolize a fruitful year, prosperity in the home and good luck in all endeavors, therefore, when celebrating the New Year, you must definitely eat a pea.
IN Bulgaria With the last stroke of the clock, the lights in all houses go out for a few minutes. It's time for New Year's kisses.
IN Moldova On the first day of the New Year, at home and in those houses where people go to visit, they are sure to scatter grain so that the year will be plentiful, fruitful, so that the house will be a full cup.
IN Armenia On this day it is supposed to congratulate all older relatives.
IN Georgia It is not customary to visit on the first day of the New Year without an invitation: the owner himself invites those with whom he has the concept of good - such an invited guest must be the first in the New Year to cross the threshold of the house where he was invited, and be sure to bring sweets.
For dessert, invite guests to learn about the future.
On a large beautiful tray lies a sheet of thick paper, beautifully painted to look like a pie, which consists of small squares - pieces of the pie. On the inside of the square are drawings of what awaits the participants:
heart- Love,
book- knowledge,
1 kopeck- money,
key- new flat,
Sun- success,
letter- news,
car- buying a car,
man's face- new acquaintance,
arrow- achieving the goal,
watch- changes in life,
road- drive,
present- surprise,
lightning- tests,
wineglass- holidays, etc.
Everyone present “eats” their piece of the pie and finds out their future. The fake pie can be replaced with a real one.
You can end the holiday with traditional fireworks on the street.
The key to a well-spent New Year is the excellent mood of the guests, and this goal can only be achieved in one way, by choosing a cheerful and original holiday script. The funniest and interesting scenarios we have collected on our website. Choose one of them and enjoy a fun holiday.
New Year for adults
To host the evening, you need two presenters (he and she), Father Frost and the Snow Maiden, 4 girls with balloons, they also help organize competitions, a jury, “postman Pechkin” with telegrams, a tape recorder with a voice recording to start the evening, 20 kerchiefs and 20 wide skirts or work coats for the game “Khristoforovna and Nikanorovna”.
Start the evening with a slow dance. Then, halfway through, stop the melody and turn on the tape recorder, where an announcement will be recorded, spoken by an important male voice.
Voice: Attention! Attention!
Hear a message of great importance!
The first event of the holiday is the opening!
Then afterwards - a solemn greeting!
Then - congratulations to Santa Claus;
And then - your performance and a wonderful treat!
2 presenters come out
Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests! We ask you to put aside your timidity! Get acquainted if you don't know each other! And to do this, take 5 steps towards each other and tell each other your names, shaking hands and kissing each other on the cheek. Let's start! 1,2,3,4,5!
Shaking hands, kissing
So, say it again, what is your name? (Everyone says their names) Make yourself at home!
Presenter 2: And to shake you all up a little, we suggest playing a little. What? Listen carefully!
You see, in the corners of our hall there are girls with balloons of different colors. Now you will run around the corners, because... you will have to choose your solution according to the color of the ball.
Presenter 1: So, let's see now, why did you come here?
Green ball - get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go. (Everyone runs away.)
Girls with balloons! Line up those running up to you in a circle, count how many of you there are?
Speaker 2: So, come here to get drunk. How many of you?
Presenter 1: How many came to have fun?
Presenter 2: But I decided to eat something delicious... How much?
Presenter 1: How many of you have nowhere else to go?
Presenter 2: Great! The next trial is on the question: with whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31?
The green ball is in its family. Red ball - with a lover or mistress. Yellow ball - in friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization... (Everyone runs away.)
Girls! Count in circles!
Presenter 1: So, they want to celebrate December 31st in the family, i.e. How many amazing family men are there among us?
Presenter 2: And how many of us are the kindest - the kindest - who want to brighten up the loneliness of their lovers and mistresses?
Presenter 1: There are wonderful friends among us. How many of us are there?
Presenter 2: Do you know that among us there are great patriots of their cause? And so they would like to celebrate December 3, 1st with our leader.... How many of you are there?
Presenter 1: Thank you everyone for your honesty and frankness! Well, since we gathered today for a pre-New Year's meeting, it turns out that we are all patriots of our native organization.
That’s why we invite everyone to go to their tables.
Everyone goes to tables that have been prepared in advance, each has a number, warn guests about this.
Presenter 2: Our dear leader has the floor for congratulations....
Congratulation. Toast. Feast.
Presenter 1: And now - the floor to the chairman of the trade union committee...
Congratulation. Toast.
Presenter 2: Dear friends! We invite you to take a seat in our so-called auditorium. Please sit down, your lovely couples. New Year's Eve surprises await us!
Everyone passes and sits on chairs in a “square.”
Presenter 1: We invited many people, good and different, to our holiday.
It's not an easy holiday coming to us - But the best one is the New Year.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden appear
Santa Claus: We came to your holiday tree from afar.
The two of us walked for quite a long time through the ice and snow.
Snow Maiden: All the days passed without laziness, we did not go astray.
They either sat on reindeer or boarded a minibus.
Santa Claus: Here we are - we’re not late, because you can’t be late,
If our best friends are waiting in the elegant hall!
Snow Maiden (addressing the presenters):
Today you laugh, relax,
Entertain your friends with jokes!
And now, with a smile, invite them to dance,
Hurry up!
Presenter 1: As you can see, the Snow Maiden has already opened our ball. And she is given the right to invite a man and start dancing. Well, we should all follow her example!
Music. Dance.
Presenter 2: Jokes, laughter, fun, dancing, dancing, songs and poems! Show off your skills! Come out into the joke circle! We invite a couple!
A man and a woman come out.
Presenter 1: So, the first couple of our evening. You will have to say kind words to each other. Remember that words should not be repeated. Take turns speaking.
(The man starts: my swallow, my clear falcon, my fish, etc. You can invite another couple, and then hold a competition between the couples, the best couple will receive a souvenir.)
Presenter 2: Great! If only we could always communicate with each other like this! Well, just like in Mexican and Brazilian TV series!
Well, now we invite everyone to sing a little. But we will sing especially! At the same time, we will compete. We have 4 sides in the hall, you will sing on 2 sides together. Do you understand everything? Fine. But we will sing on the themes of different songs, one by one, only one verse at a time, without repeating each other’s songs:
1 - songs with women's names,
2 - where there are male names,
3 - where there are words about winter, cold, wind, etc.,
4 - where there are words about flowers.
Presenter 1: Santa Claus, don’t you want to warm up a little? I'm sure that our women can't wait to dance with you. And I think you already have your eye on someone.
Come on, choose a worthy one from among the worthy ones. And all the men, following you, will choose their partners and will also dance. So, everyone went to invite the ladies, do it beautifully, with dignity! And stand in pairs in the hall!
Everyone stood in a circle in pairs.
Presenter 2: Santa Claus, and one more surprise for you. Your partners will change. And partners of other men too. For this I took 5 roses with me. (Give roses to women who find themselves without a partner or, if there are none, to women from couples, and invite their men to sit for a while and wait their turn.)
So, maestro, music! For now, girls, choose your partner among the couples. When you want to break up someone's couple, go up, give the woman a rose, and dance with the man of this couple.
Don’t forget about Santa Claus, he is also a man, albeit at an advanced age, and don’t forget about those who are sitting.
Music, dance.
Presenter 1: Where the bright lights near the Christmas tree glow, Okay, my friends, we can all meet with a joke. Let's play. And our game is called “Khristoforovna and Nikanorovna.” For this game I need 10 men on the left and 10 men on the right. (The men came out and stood in ranks)
So, we have 2 teams: on the left - “Khristoforovny”, and on the right - “Nikanorovny”. Stand behind each other in your teams. I place a chair next to the teams. And at some distance I put another chair.
At my signal, you need to put on scarves, skirts and run to your chair. Run, say “I am Nikanorovna” or “I am Khristoforovna”, sitting on a chair, then run to the team, quickly take off your scarf, skirt, which another player on your team immediately puts on.
And so on until all your players have played the role of Nikanorovna or Khristoforovna. Let's start!
The game is on. Prizes for the winners.
Presenter 2: Well, now we invite everyone to the tables again.
Feast
Presenter 1: We drank, ate, we need to know when to stop! We invite everyone to our so-called auditorium.
We continue our performance to everyone’s joy and surprise! There are so many women among us, and what kind! And among them we will now hold a competition of ditties.
I invite 10 women here, a team of 5 each. (Those who wish came out.)
Tell me the names of your teams. (They say.)
Wonderful! Now you will take turns singing ditties that should not be repeated. Let's start! (They sing. If someone doesn’t sing, the next one sings.)
So, the last ditty was for the team.... They won. We give her a prize. .
Chastooshkas can be distributed on cards. In this case, the most artistic team wins.
Presenter 2: Of course, everyone is looking forward to dancing! Well, let's dance and sing at the same time. You can even come up with your own dance to this melody on the go in pairs or in a whole crowd.
We all love dancing and songs in Retro style. “The last train ran away from me again...”
Presenter 1: But I wouldn’t be upset if she ran away from me, because you can return to your beloved again! “Blue, blue frost lay on the wires. There’s a blue star in the dark blue sky...” Wow! Indeed, what unexpected beauty!
Presenter 2: Or... And in our yard there is one girl...” Yes, there was one like that, whom I looked after and whispered: “Good!”
Yes, the girls were good, and the songs too. That's what we're going to dance to now. Our guest is the group "Doctor Watson"
- We dance, we sing, we come up with dances on the go to these wonderful melodies!
Music, dancing.
Presenter 1: And again we all go to the tables!
Toast, feast, advice on how and what to celebrate this New Year. After a while there is a knock on the door. The postman appears.
Guest: It’s me, postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have been sent to your address. (Started reading the first one, stopped reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, started reading again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it’s better to pour two for me! (Poured it out again.)
That's probably all for now! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour some more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Read it yourself, presenter, and I’ll sit for a while and look at your women.
Presenters (read comic, pre-written telegrams on postal forms):
1. Congratulations! Expect an increase in your salary. I haven’t decided what percentage yet. I haven’t gone to the Kremlin to see Putin yet.
Minister... (according to the profile of your organization).
2. I don’t sleep at night, I draw, I do magic over the drawings. Those drawings are our money: Petya, Vanya and Natasha. I owed a lot to the children for shoes and candy. I'll send everything to the kids soon. Put it into savings books!
Minister of Finance....
3. Be healthy! Live richly! Like us, relax! Like us, multiply! And we will help you, multiply your success! Definitely!
Zhirinovsky.
4.Eat, people, more porridge - you will have faces like ours!
B.C. Chernomyrdin.
5. We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts! People in... are too nice!
Mayor (mayor of your city).
Presenter 2: Well, friends, we should probably drink to all the congratulations at once! Sit down with us, Pechkin!
Feast.
At the end of the evening, you can again invite Grandfather Moroch and Snegurochka to come out to wish those present.
You can come up with an interesting horoscope for next year for all zodiac signs. At the table you can find out who was born in what month and drink to their health. You can give souvenirs to the most sober, the most cheerful, the most beautiful, in the shortest skirt, etc.
New Year: scenario for adults
Host: Good evening, dear guests! We are glad to meet you again in our hall. We see you once a year, but we remember you 365 days a year. A year ago, you and I also celebrated the New Year. Now let's carry it out. Yes, everyone was tired, this year was not very kind to us, but we worked, worked and worked again. But let's leave all the grievances and sorrows in the past, and remember only the good.
Toast!
Let's raise our glasses
Here's to the passing year, friends!
Let us raise our eyes, noble couples,
Giving each other smiles.
Presenter (after 10 minutes): For some reason, Santa Claus is delayed. Let's call him, shout together: “Grandfather Frost!” Name:
A little puny Santa Claus comes out.
Santa Claus: Here I am! Hello friends! Have you by chance seen where my Snow Maiden is?
Host: No, Grandfather Frost. Weren't you two together?
Santa Claus: What, what are you saying? I have become old, hard of hearing, Where is my Snow Maiden? Help me friends. Shout out in unison, maybe she will appear.
Everyone shouts: “Snow Maiden!”
The Snow Maiden comes in tall and in a short fur coat, from under which the elastic bands of her stockings are visible. There is a cigarette in his teeth. He approaches Santa Claus and blows smoke at him.
Snow Maiden: Hello, old man! Where are we going?
Santa Claus (waves away the smoke): Where are we going?
Snow Maiden: What are you, a parrot?
Santa Claus: No, Santa Claus.
Snow Maiden: I don’t care who you are. So to you or to me? Think faster, time is money! (Points to the clock).
Santa Claus: Let's go to the guests.
Snow Maiden: Do you know the price?
Santa Claus (taken aback): What?
Snow Maiden: With me this much (lowers the elastic band of a stocking, on the leg there is an inscription of $500), and with guests or in front of guests this much (lowers the elastic band of another stocking, on the other leg there is an inscription $1000).
Santa Claus (scratching the back of his head): What company pays that much?
Snow Maiden: “Winter prostitute.”
Santa Claus (baptized): Holy, holy.
Snow Maiden: So let's go?
Santa Claus: Hey, Snow Maiden, won’t you get me a job in your company? But these people (nods at the guests) pay 300 rubles per hour.
Snow Maiden: And you work for this money?
Santa Claus: So will you help?
Snow Maiden: What can’t you do for a relative! We have freed up a place in male striptease. For the New Year they are wearing a Santa Claus outfit. You're painfully puny. (Walks around Santa Claus). Okay, let's try it.
Santa Claus: What should you do?
Snow Maiden: Oh, did you see the shot? Undress slowly to the music. The slower and sexier, the more money the chicks put in their swimming trunks.
Santa Claus: Why do chicks need swimming trunks, honey?
Snow Maiden: Are your brains frozen, or what? They will put money in your swimming trunks for work. Maestro, music! Come on, dance and take off your clothes.
Santa Claus dances and takes off his belt and robe (under the robe there is a T-shirt, tie, felt boots, socks, family panties). Music of the group "Freestyle" - "Oh, what a woman." Snow Maiden (gives instructions). Slow down! Emphasis on male power! Movements are sexier. Santa Claus has only his underwear left. He takes hold of the elastic band of his panties, pulls them back, shyly, and slowly begins to lower the panties down, takes them off and throws them away. Underneath are just more panties. (The more panties, the more interesting).
Snow Maiden: Come on! Very sexy! Let's go, I'll get you settled in now. (Santa Claus collects his things and leaves).
Host: That's it, Grandfather Frost! What to do? We'll have to call someone else. Competition. (Makes an order on his cell phone.) While Grandfather Frost is traveling, your children want to congratulate you. What are you saying? Do your kids celebrate New Year in restaurants and bars? But these children are small - your illegitimate ones, who were born after celebrating that New Year with us.
Adults come in dressed as children. The teacher carries a potty ahead. He lines up the children. One “girl” comes up to the table and asks the sitting man for candy.
Girl: Daddy, give me some candy!
Educator: Mashenka, first we’ll sing a song, then dad will give you some candy! (The girl sits on her knees and kisses him on the cheek, then stands back.)
Boy (to the teacher): Olga Pavlovna, I want to go potty.
Educator: Go faster, Petya!
Boy: I was joking!
Educator: That’s what dad joked a year ago. In the end, you showed up.
Educator: Dear daddies of these children! The song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” is performed for you.
They sing, someone picks their nose, someone pushes or pulls their hair. After singing the song, the “children” run to different men shouting “daddy,” “daddy,” “daddy.”
Educator: Children, it's time to join the group. Your daddies will come to us in a year, and you will have brothers and sisters after this New Year. We won't be bored. Your daddies will provide us with personnel. (They are going away).
Host: On New Year's Eve, all sorts of miracles happen. I am happy for you, dear men. What a joy it is to find your children, whose existence you didn’t even know. Now the gypsy theater “Carmen” will perform in front of you.
The gypsy song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” is performed. Gypsies come out, in long skirts, scarves on their hips, tambourines in their hands, and sing to the melody of “Black Eyes.”
Oh, in the forest, no, no,
The Christmas tree gave birth,
And on it, no, no,
One needle, no, no,
Oh, in the forest, no, no,
She gave birth,
Yes she is worth it
All green.
Elements of gypsy dance are danced.
Host: Dear guests! The “Twice Red Banner Military Ensemble named after Alexandrov” came to our city on tour. Their first performance in our city is in front of you.
The same group comes out. The skirts are squeezed between the legs and pinned at the waist - imitation of trousers, and there are caps on the head. They approach the tree in formation.
Commander: Company! Stay where you are, one, two! Be equal! Attention!
The soldier's song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed. To the tune of the song "Soldiers, let's go."
Hello, dear Marusya,
Sorry I didn't write.
In these two weeks I
Walked half of Europe.
Soldiers, let's go, let's go, let's go!
A Christmas tree was born in the forest,
There is one needle on it.
She grew up in the forest
It was green.
Soldiers - into the forest behind the Christmas tree
And behind her needle.
Goodbye, the trumpet is calling.
Soldiers, march!
They leave, forming a line under the command of the commander: “Soldiers, go ahead behind the tree!”
Host: The New Year is at the gates. It's time to call Santa Claus. (Name). Let's call the Snow Maiden right away, otherwise something might not happen again. (Name).
The new “normal” Father Frost and Snow Maiden are already entering.
Father Frost:
I am very glad that in this hall
They finally recognized Moroz.
They didn’t forget to invite you to the party
And they decorated the miracle Christmas tree.
Snow Maiden: Yes, the tree is wonderfully decorated, very elegant and beautiful.
Santa Claus: But I see a disorder in her. Let's say together: “One, two, three - the Christmas tree is on fire!”
They light up the Christmas tree.
Presenter: Grandfather Frost and Snow Maiden, your path was not close. Relax a little, watch the performance of our guests from the Academic Bolshoi Theater. (Seats them down.)
A pas de deux from the ballet “Swan Lake” is being performed - the dance of little swans with black legs. Overweight women in black tights and tutus come out and dance a fragment of the dance, then lie down on the floor and “die.” Then they raise their heads and say in unison through the “window” from their hands: “Happy New Year!” - they run away.
Father Frost:
I saw just a miracle
I will never forget you.
You danced beautifully
They just didn’t read poetry to me.
A competition of poems about the Christmas tree, the Snow Maiden, Santa Claus, and the New Year is announced. For a poem - candy.
Round dance at the Christmas tree with Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
Snow Maiden: The guests sang, danced and read poetry, it’s time to give out gifts.
Santa Claus: You're right, granddaughter, I'll go call the magic bag. Why is the sack in no hurry to come to us? Maybe he’s sleeping under the tree? It’s better to go get him myself. If he’s sleeping, I’ll wake him up. Leaves.
A bag appears. The legs are inserted into the slots, the head looks out. The bag is tied up to the person's neck.
Bag:
I'm really tired of waiting for you,
So I went and took a walk.
You tell me, friends,
Maybe I'm not needed?
Snow Maiden:
We've been waiting for you all holiday,
And now they just called.
You didn’t come to our call,
Frost followed you.
I'll put you here
And I'll go get my grandfather.
Leaves.
Baba Yaga appears.
Baba Yaga: Ah! The bag is already here.
Bag:
You can't handle the bag
Santa Claus conjured
So that no one takes me.
Baba Yaga: Don’t contradict me, impudent one!
Bag: Well, then I ran!
Baba Yaga: Stop! Where! Stop!
Santa Claus enters.
Santa Claus: Oh, you are an old villain, why did you come here?
Baba Yaga (pulls out a mirror and looks into it): And not old at all. I just had a facelift for the holiday, shortened my nose, whitened my teeth. (Approaches the sitting man, preens himself and asks flirtatiously). How do I look, honey? Just tell me it’s bad, my teeth are sharp, my nails are long. (Does not pay attention to Santa Claus, approaches the Christmas tree.)
Oh, where did I end up?
What is this wonderful room here?
And people are sitting around,
Yes, he looks at the tree.
Santa Claus: What kind of miracle is this? And where did it come from?
Baba Yaga: You yourself are a miracle! I'm beautiful! Why don't you like my look? You, dear grandpa, would rather dance with me.
Dancing "Lady" with Santa Claus. Baba Yaga can't stand it and runs away.
Santa Claus: We're done with evil, It's time to give out gifts. (Give out).
Snow Maiden: Grandfather Frost! Will we hold an auction?
Santa Claus: Of course, Snow Maiden! I grabbed the second bag.
GRANDFATHER'S AUCTION
Santa Claus pulls the thing out of the bag without showing it, the Snow Maiden describes this thing, names the original price, consulting with Santa Claus.
Auction items:
Erotic aphrodisiac. (Pushpin).
Two-room apartment for a single man. (Family panties).
Two-chamber refrigerator for storing milk. (Brassiere).
Dishwasher. (Mesh for washing dishes).
Vacuum cleaner "Typhoon". (Broom).
Mercedes car. (Children's car).
Cream for agent 007, going on a mission to Africa. (Shoe cream).
An object that makes you want something when you see it. (Beanbag).
Summer version of Reebok sneakers. (Footprints).
Cotton garbage bin. (Handkerchief).
Soap "Fool". (Laundry soap).
Hair lightening product. (White).
Hairdryer "Roventa". (Comb).
Food processor. (Knife).
Santa Claus: The time has come to say goodbye to us.
Snow Maiden:
Health, joy and happiness
We wish you a New Year,
So that no anxiety, no misfortune
There was no guard at the gate.
So that the sun shines tenderly,
Everything that the heart expects came true.
And just to make it gratifying
All your life, like on New Year's Day.
Father Frost:
We'll say goodbye to each other
And again we will be separated for a whole year.
And in a year the blizzard will howl again
And Santa Claus will come in winter.
Snow Maiden:
Just don't forget us at all,
You wait for us, grandpa and I will come.
And welcome us again with songs and dances,
And we will bring you the best gifts.
They leave.
GAMES
1. Gifts from Santa Claus.
5-6 people are called. They must illustrate with movement the words of the presenter. The winner is the one who shows all the movements better.
Santa Claus brought gifts to the family.
He gave his dad a comb.
Show him with one hand how he combs his hair.
He gave his son skis.
Show him how he skis.
He gave his mother a meat grinder.
Show her how she twists the meat.
He gave his daughter a doll.
She bats her eyelashes and says “Mom.”
And he gave his grandmother a Chinese bobblehead that shakes its head.”
All movements are performed simultaneously.
2. Long arm.
Place the glasses with the drink on the floor at your feet and walk as far as possible. And then get your glass without leaving your place and without touching the floor with your hands and knees.
3. Lady.
Guests are divided into 3 groups. They sing the phrases:
“There are soaked brooms in the bathhouse” (in a low voice).
“The spindles are not crushed” (high).
“But the sponges are not dried” (low).
All: “Mistress, lady, lady-madam.”
4. Whose ball is bigger?
Whoever inflates the biggest balloon without it bursting wins.
5. Apple.
Each dancing couple holds an apple or a small ball between their foreheads. The musician changes melodies from slow to fast. The dancers' task is to hold the apple. The last one sounds is “Apple”, and you are invited to dance in a squat position.
6. Towel.
Four brave women walk out the door. Place 6 bottles of champagne or other drinks on a long towel. The first woman is invited. They explain that she must pass without knocking over a single bottle, blindfolded. The audience gives commands:
Legs up!
To the left! Directly!
Raise your skirt higher, otherwise you'll knock it down.
More to the right!
Higher, higher leg.
Then the bottles are quickly removed, and the man lies on the towel. The woman is untied and shown who she stepped over.
New Year's Scenario "New Year's Adventures in the City of N-Ske"
So, the year was ending....... The whole country was preparing for the New Year. A certain organization N, in the city of N, was no exception. The secretary's desk is on stage. The phone rings. The secretary runs into the hall and grabs the phone.
This story is fictitious from beginning to end. Of course, some original material is used, but the events, settings, and characters are certainly fictitious. Coincidences of names and titles with the names and names of real-life persons and places can only be accidental.
So, 2007 was ending. The whole country was preparing for the New Year. A certain organization N, in the city of N, was no exception.
The secretary's desk is on stage. The phone rings. The secretary runs into the hall and grabs the phone.
SEC: Hello! /freeze. This and other similar script texts are given with a variety of effects: children's voice, bass, accelerated tempo, etc./
*** Food for thought: Dashenka. The boss's new secretary. He understands all the boss’s instructions literally. Performer. The character is uncontrollable. Prone to sudden mood swings. Believes that “grandmothers” are the most important thing in life. ***
VOICE: Dasha, write down the boss’s instructions. /The text sounds against a background of music, laughter, and the clinking of glasses/
1. Order Santa Claus.
2. Deal with the finances for the banquet.
3. Collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year’s cucumber
4. Invite your friends to a banquet.
5. Organize music.
Dashenka, be smart, do everything today. If you have questions, the reference book is on the table. Yes, I almost forgot, under no circumstances press the red button!!!
SEC: Okay! (Instead of the well-known advertisement “Always Coca-Cola,” a specially recorded advertisement sounds: “Always Pinocchio.” At the same time, the characters drink this drink from a large bottle /
So, the first thing is to order Santa Claus. (Takes a reference book) ...The Herringbone Company...The Belochka Company...oh, the Khlopushka Company! (dials number) Hello! We would like to order Santa Claus. Write down the address: Kultury Avenue, building 1. Waiting!!!
(the killer arrives)
KEEL: Who are we going to work with? /freeze/
*** Food for thought: Vanka Vetrov, aka Pyotr Khryakov, aka Vasily Psov, aka a horse, aka a bull, he is both a woman and a man. Known by the nickname "Tailor". Killer by call and vocation. Someone's freelance employee. He approaches his work with precision. Likes to read the magazine "Burda". If he gets in the way, he can sew it on. Has an explosive character. Loves animals and has a good attitude towards the environment.***
SEC: What?
KEEL: Who are we going to work with, I said?
SEC: Santa Claus.
KEEL: Payment?
SEC: Here you are, credit cards VISA, MASTER CARD...
KEEL: Cash only! (takes the SEC ring off his finger)
KEEL: Weapons?
SEC: Why?
KEEL: All right. (selection of weapons. The killer takes out a brick, a wooden machine gun, a pistol, etc. from his bag)
KEEL: Photo? (make up an identikit from fragments of photographs of the organization’s employees)
KEEL: The result is in the newspapers. (Leaves)
(advertising)
SEC: So, I ordered Santa Claus. What's next...: sort out the finances for the banquet. Finances...(looks at the directory)...money...money...money...ah-ah, money! (dials phone number) Finance department? We urgently need money!
(grandmothers arrive)
SEC: Grandmas, are you ready for the banquet?
BAB: (in unison) Always ready!!! /freeze/
*** Food for thought: Grandmas. The boss's confidants. They easily gain trust in anyone. Having gained trust, they ask for "grandmother". Not who they say they are. They say that they sang together a long time ago. Not true. They are still singing. The character is cheerful, perky, noisy. Single. ***
(grandmothers sing ditties about the organization’s employees)
(advertising)
SEC: Next...: collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year's cucumber. Culture?... Ah, the department of culture! (dials a number) I need information about the New Year's cucumber. Could you give them to me? Right now?
(A Girl in a Hare costume runs into the hall)
Girl: Yes, the cultural department. The New Year's cucumbers have run out, only the table ones remain. Will you take it? /freeze/
***Information for thought: Lenochka. Junior non-scientific employee of the cultural department. Kind, responsive. Morally secure, financially unstable. Not married, but never loses her sense of humor.***
LENA: I'm asking, will you take it?
SEC: Let's go.
LENA: When I raise my right hand, everyone shout “cucumber.” When I raise my left hand, everyone shout “100 grams.” When I touch your nose, everyone shouts “Let’s go.” Conducts the game, ending it with repeated “100 grams.” The audience is ready, you can take it away. From you 1000 rubles. You can transfer it, but it’s better in cash, to the accounting department of the cultural department. I ran to my Christmas tree.
(leaves)
(advertising)
SEC: Next... invite your friends to the banquet... Whose? Mine? Or…
(Girlfriends, a vocal group, run into the hall)
PODR: Did you call your friends?
SEC: Whose are you?
SUBDR: General!
SEC: Ahhhh, from the general department!
***Food for thought. Girlfriends. Local bohemia. Regulars of clubs and local parties When asked, they sing, when not, they dance
The rest of the time they disturb public peace. If there is nowhere to go, they get personal. Everyone receives applause together, but salaries separately. They have a personal security guard who is always on duty. His motto is “Don’t shoot the accordion player”***
SEC: How do you ensure fun?
PODR: Songs! (Happy song based on local texture)
(advertising)
SEC: So, next...organize the music. Ahhh, music! (dials number)
Hello, can I hear the music? Thank you.
***Information for thought: Gennady Muzyka. The boss's personal musician. Everyone dances to his tune. If necessary, he can play along and sing along with the boss. Always works from sight. The character is soft on all sides. Claims that without a glass there is no vocal.***
(song from the repertoire of the group "Prime Minister" with modified text:
MY EYES...
If I look in the mirror
I think I'm a darling
They say I'm boastful and ugly - well, so be it
I looked at myself
And loving your face
He noted to himself:
Ah-ah-ah
My eyes are
- two three-carat diamonds,
My curls -
-all girls love to stroke,
My lips are
- for girls the gates of heaven,
My music -
- all so melted...
Under my clothes
A sea of hot fire
I tell you without deception, more agility than a horse
I took off my T-shirt and pants
The muscles became visible
He noted to himself:
Ahhh..
Chorus
I may be a redhead, so what?
Still good-looking
They say that on a dark night you can't tell the color of your hair.
I looked again:
I'm sexy and brave
He noted to himself:
Ahhh..
Chorus:
(advertising)
SEC: Well, that’s it. Why can't you press the red button? (presses, a siren sounds, the Fireman, a pop singer dressed as a fireman, runs in)
COP: Don't panic! Everyone stay put!
***Food for thought: Chairman of the amateur fire brigade. The gait is dancing, the voice is singing, the hair is still there. Loves it when debts are repaid in especially large amounts. He has his own opinion, but dreams of getting rid of it. When meeting men, he says hello. At the risk of his life, he keeps the fire burning in the hearths of culture.***
COP: Citizens, listen to the lecture on fire safety.
(song “I fell in love with a tanker” with modified lyrics)
New Year is a special holiday
That makes him doubly dangerous
That there are different drinks everywhere
Like shells in war
Be very careful
When leaving, turn off the lights,
Visit if possible
toilet before leaving
Chorus:
The fire burns in the souls of our women
Fire burns in the hearts of men
So that there are fewer fires at night
Don't approach ladies for no reason
If the young lady
It caught fire, so be it
According to special instructions
Ladies you can stew
Don't go alone
We need to go in pairs
And take a fire extinguisher with you
must wear
Don't kick the equipment
Don't shoot the musician
And cultural workers
Don't offend unnecessarily
Don't dance without training
Don't drink lemonade
And the bosses have no insurance
Don't let him near the microphone!
*** Food for thought: Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Chef's permanent partners. Here - on a business trip. Founders of the Icicle charity foundation. Responsible for the distribution of humanitarian aid during the winter period. They are listed in the Guinness Book of Records as long-livers. The character is Nordic, the origin is unknown. They work under the pseudonyms "Grandfather" and "Granddaughter". Cold to the touch, when heated they turn into a liquid phase. They love ice cream and children.***
SEC: Ghost!!! (faints, Snow Maiden revives her)
turns to the head of the organization /, it’s not my fault, he came himself. I ordered it, and he...
D.M: So this is the kind man who orders Father Frost to arrange a holiday for people. Well, over to you, ………………..
SNOW: And now it’s our turn, grandfather, to wish everyone a happy new year!
Happy New Year to you today
Congratulations from Santa Claus
So that the New Year's holiday
A lot of joy….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: May the past year be with you
Carry away troubles
To decide on your own
The trickiest......
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: May fate love you
Yes, not as a joke, but seriously,
So that your health is stronger
And love was…….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: Grandfather, your sclerosis worries me. Have you by any chance forgotten about the competitions?
D.M: Of course not! (The results of pre-announced competitions for New Year's wall newspapers and congratulations are summed up)
SNOW: Friends, you didn’t come in vain
He's about to knock on our door
So long-awaited, beautiful
And a new year full of hope
For the winter blizzard
Spring has come soon
Let's be friends
Let's drink the champagne to the bottom!
DM: Champagne to the studio! (The girl brings in a tray covered with a napkin, takes off the napkin, and there is a bottle of the Pinocchio drink, and an advertisement sounds at the same time) Nothing, it can be fixed. (Takes champagne out of his bag)
SNOW: Let them accompany you everywhere
tailwinds for you
Let love warm you
Be happy - hooray! /"Hurray" is echoed by everyone/
May not be with us this evening
Vitas, Decl and Shura
We are still glad to meet you
Be happy - hooray!
Let time run, rejoicing
Because now it's time
Games, dancing, kissing.
Be happy - hooray!
We wish you to have fun
Right up until the morning
May the holiday last forever
Be happy - hooray!
/The song "New Year's toys" is played in Spanish. soloists, losing, Father Frost and Snegurochka say goodbye and leave/
Especially! We offer a script for its organization, written by the talented author T. Efimova “An unforgettable New Year: memories for the year ahead!”, which will help entertain and captivate friends or relatives gathered at the same table to celebrate their favorite holiday. To celebrate, you will need simple props, which, like the holiday itself, can be easily made on your own by adding your own ideas and jokes to the proposed version.
Scenario "Unforgettable New Year: memories - for the year ahead!"
What is necessary? Garlands, a box for New Year's mail, CDs with popular songs and melodies, tape, A4 paper, cardboard, pencils, paints or markers, scissors (3 pcs.), Whatman paper (4 pcs.), plasticine, newspapers, corrugated and colored paper , bright paper in rolls (the more the better), large plates (2 pcs.), chiffon scarf or scarf (4 pcs.), balloons (20 pcs. or more), cosmetics, jewelry, hat, thick mittens ( you can use oven mitts), a bag for gifts, ribbons (1 m long, from 5 pcs.), rain.
What to make and how to do it yourself?
New Year's mailbox.
Cover a box (for example, a shoe box) on all sides with blue wrapping paper with snowflakes. In the upper part, cut a hole for letters measuring 0.5 by 10 cm and make a large white inscription “Mail”. The box for letters and wishes is ready. Place sheets of paper, pencils and markers next to the New Year's “mailbox” so that everyone can send holiday messages to each other.
Poster with unfinished phrases.
On whatman paper, write parts of the sentences in large block letters and leave empty space so that they can be completed.
Portrait of a snowman.
On whatman paper, draw a snowman in a bucket instead of a hat and with a broom in his hands. In place of the nose, cut a round hole, the diameter of which is equal to the diameter of the base of the cone, carrot.
GAMES AND ENTERTAINMENT AT THE NEW YEAR'S TABLE
While all the guests are gathering, the presenters offer to cut out snowflakes and stars from colored paper and write wishes on them. All New Year's cards are mixed and placed in a “mailbox”. The holiday begins with the traditional congratulatory part.
Leading:
Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness and joy!
Everyone who is single should get married,
To everyone who is in a quarrel, make peace,
Forget about grievances.
Everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate.
To everyone who is skinny, become fatter,
Too fat - lose weight.
Too smart - become simpler,
Narrow-minded people need to wise up.
To all gray haired people, let them turn black.
So that bald people have hair
They thickened at the top,
Like Siberian forests!
For songs, for dancing
Never ended.
Happy New Year,
With new happiness,
My dear friends!
Game moment "New Year's mail"
Leading: Dear guests, the snowy breath of winter brought us a huge number of letters with wishes for the holiday. They are stored in a "mailbox". Throughout the evening, you can replenish it with congratulations and recognition to someone. They can be either anonymous or registered. Every hour mail will be checked, new letters will be taken out and transferred to the recipients. Well, now we will receive the first “snow” wishes that have arrived. New Year is a truly magical holiday! So let all the good things that are said today come true, and let all your wishes come true!
I invite two volunteers to take part in the first New Year's competition. They have to play the role of a blizzard, which sends its messengers - snowflakes - throughout the Earth. And to whom they will fly and what kind of message they will bring, we will soon find out.
The essence of the game:
Two volunteers take a snowflake from the “mailbox” (from those on which the guests wrote wishes). They put a snowflake on their lips, inhale the air and suck the leaf so that it does not fall. After this, each player chooses the recipient of his message, comes closer to him and sharply blows a snowflake so that it falls into the hands of the recipient or as close to him as possible. After the New Year's messages arrive, the participants who received them read out loud what was sent to them, take a snowflake as a souvenir and themselves become “postmen” who must send the next snowflakes.
The game can be paused at any time and resumed at the request of the participants or at the discretion of the host. It is not at all necessary to send out all the snowflakes - some of them can simply be read aloud by the host or distributed to guests at any time. One way or another, it is best to empty the New Year’s “mailbox” after this competition so that the snowflakes do not get mixed up with other congratulations that guests will write throughout the evening.
Competition "Continue the New Year's phrase"
The old year is ending
Good good year.
We won't be sad
After all, the New One is coming to us...
Please accept my wishes,
It’s impossible without them
Be healthy and happy!
S, friends!
Congratulations to everyone,
Greetings to all,
Long live jokes
Fun and laughter! (at these words the firecracker goes off)
The holiday is all about having fun.
Let your faces bloom with a smile,
The songs sound cheerful.
Who knows how to have fun
He knows how not to get bored.
Warm-up before competitions
(small prizes are awarded for correct answers, for example, candies, Christmas tree decorations)
- Where do Siberian cats come from? (From South Asia)
- It begins with a bird, ends with an animal, what is the name of the city? (Raven-hedgehog)
- Who has the longest tongue? (At the anteater)
- Santa Claus's informer. (Staff)
- An object of Santa Claus's artistic creation? (Window)
- Nickname of Santa Claus? (Frost-Red Nose)
- Supposed historical name of Santa Claus? (Nikolai)
Competition "Take a prize!"
A bag with a prize is placed on the chair. The competition participants are around the chair. The presenter reads the poem “One, two, three!” Those who attempt to grab the prize in a timely manner are eliminated from the competition.
I'll tell you a story
In one and a half dozen phrases.
I'll just say the word "three"
Take the prize immediately!
One day we caught a pike
Gutted, and inside
We counted small fish
And not just one, but TWO.
A seasoned boy dreams
Become an Olympic champion
Look, don’t be cunning at the start,
And wait for the command one, two, SEVEN.
When you want to memorize poems,
They are not crammed until late at night,
And repeat them to yourself
Once, twice, or better yet FIVE!
Recently a train at the station
I had to wait THREE hours.
But why didn’t you take the prize, friends?
When was the opportunity to take it?
Competition "Theatrical"
Interested competitors are given cards with a task that they complete without preparation. The prize is fruit. You need to walk in front of the tables like this:
- woman with heavy bags;
- a girl in a tight skirt with high heels;
- sentry guarding the food warehouse;
- a baby who has just learned to walk;
- Alla Pugacheva performing a song.
"Merry Nonsense"
The presenter has two sets of strips of paper. In the left hand - questions, in the right - answers. The presenter goes around the tables, the players take turns playing “blindly”, pulling out a question, (reading out loud) then an answer. It turns out to be hilarious nonsense.
Sample questions:
- Do you read other people's letters?
- Are you sleeping peacefully?
- Do you listen to other people's conversations?
- Do you break dishes out of anger?
- Can you screw over a friend?
- Are you writing anonymously?
- Are you spreading gossip?
- Do you have a habit of promising more than your capabilities?
- Would you like to marry for convenience?
- Are you intrusive and rude in your actions?
Sample answers:
- This is my favorite activity;
- Occasionally, for fun;
- Only on summer nights;
- When the wallet is empty;
- Only without witnesses;
- Only if this is not associated with material costs;
- Especially in someone else's house;
- This is my old dream;
- No, I'm a very shy person;
- I never turn down such an opportunity.
Christmas tree jokes
All participants remove “their” pieces of paper (colored in certain colors) from the tree. Jokes can be perceived as a prediction or a joke.
- Dear parents! Would you like any grandchildren?
- “Being closer to your mother-in-law means your stomach is fuller; further from your mother-in-law, your love for her is stronger...”
- There can only be two opinions in a family: one is the wife’s, the other is wrong!
- It is best to give useful gifts. The wife gives her husband handkerchiefs, and he gives her a mink coat.
- A compliment doubles a woman's productivity.
- I will take on a difficult task -
I will spend the family budget sparingly. - There are no secrets from me in cooking, I will cook both dinner and lunch!
- Between worries, between things.
I will diligently lie on the sofa. - Sometimes we all go somewhere,
Let's go, sail, fly like birds,
To where the unfamiliar shore...
The road abroad awaits you. - And this month you will dedicate to art -
Go to the theatre, ballet and opera! - Tomorrow morning you will be a beauty, a star, a berry, a kitty, a little fish, and when you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
"Candy" on a string
A thread with “sweets” hanging on it stretches across the entire room. Each participant, blindfolded, cuts five “candies” for himself. If the gifts have gone to the “wrong address”, then you can, with the consent of both participants, exchange them.
- Should be happy in abundance
From the lottery you are now -
Three wonderful cards
Lottery drawn for you. - To always be beautiful, hurry to get the cream.
- Listen to this advice: fruits are the best diet.
- And here’s an elegant, fragrant, delicious, chocolate cheese for you.
- If suddenly a child starts crying, you must (you must) calm him down. You'll jump in with a rattle and make him shut up.
- To always be neat, hurry up and get toothpaste.
- Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby pacifier.
- If you suddenly ask what year it is now, we won’t answer you and will give you a rooster.
- You got the main prize, get it and share it (chocolate).
- Every day you get younger, so look in the mirror more often.
- You and your companion never lose heart, and use a washcloth to wipe any place in a hot bath.
- By chance you got this tea on your ticket.
- To keep your face and sock clean, a piece of fragrant soap was included on the ticket.
- Get a hot air balloon and fly into space to the stars.
- You look great: both clothes and hairstyle, and it was not in vain that you won a comb as a reward.
- Dishwasher. (Mesh for washing dishes)
- Mercedes car. (Children's car)
- Cotton garbage bin. (Handkerchief)
- Your win is quite rare, you got a fir branch; it will make you, without a doubt, participate in landscaping.
- Hurry up and get a notebook: write poetry.
Guess the proverb
The presenter reads out a simple explanation of the proverb and offers to name it.
- They don’t discuss the gift, they accept what they give... (Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.)
- You need to learn throughout your life, every day brings new knowledge, knowledge is endless. (Live and learn!)
- If you start something, bring it to the end, even if it’s difficult! (Took hold of the tug, don’t say it’s not hefty!)
- Trouble and disaster usually happen where something is unreliable and fragile. (Where it’s thin, that’s where it breaks.)
- How you treat others is how you will be treated. (As it comes back, so will it respond.)
- Don't take on unfamiliar tasks. (If you don’t know the ford, don’t stick your nose into the water.)
What is this?
The same thing, but with animals.
- “Repetition is the mother of learning!” - parrot
- "Hold your pocket wider!" - kangaroo
- "Tears of sorrow will not help!" - crocodile
- "There is safety in numbers!" - locust
- "Keeping pace" - caterpillar
"Field of Dreams"
The presenter reads the question and names the number of letters in the word. For each word guessed, players receive a prize (a small answer symbol).
- First and last name of an elderly man. Ladies' man, dressed in Winter 2005 fashion (8 letters). Answer: Santa Claus.
- A dairy product that maintains winter temperature, but is more often consumed in summer (9 letters). Answer: ice cream.
- A tree whose absence of leaves indicates its special purpose (4 letters). Answer: Christmas tree.
- A fashion model with a brown braid, always participating in winter holidays. Always appears accompanied by an elderly sponsor (10 letters). Answer: Snow Maiden.
- Place of long-awaited joy for people who survived until winter. It has always been a symbol located under a tree without leaves (5 letters). Answer: bag.
- A liquid that is taken internally during great joy (10 letters). Answer: champagne.
And finally...
A poster is hung with phrases that need to be continued. Everyone participates.
- There would be no price for Santa Claus if... (he came every day)
- A bad snowdrift is one that does not dream of becoming... (ice cream)
- A real tree about an artificial one... ("It's all silicone, and nothing more.")
- If Santa Claus is on fire at work, then... (that means the Snow Maiden is on maternity leave.)
- Do not shut the mouth of those who... (not worthy of this.)
- In terms of the amount of paper per capita, we occupy one of the last places in the world and first... (in terms of the number of brilliant literary works.)
Evgenia Trussenkova
Discussion
It will be useful for next New Year, thank you.
11/17/2017 16:14:17, Makoed KatyaSome jokes are vulgar, some are intended only for adults, and some can be applied to children. In general, filter. But I liked about the wishes on the Christmas tree, just write them yourself, without jokes.
super site
12/29/2013 04:54:03, aksaThank you. Cool script!
12/14/2012 16:31:38, Lisa.Thank you very much!
Very good article. I already have an adult son, but I remember with nostalgia the times when he believed in Santa Claus. Yes, I had to buy more gifts “for myself and for that guy,” but it was so nice! We also had a tradition of putting a gift under every Christmas tree in the house, even the painted one. Even if it’s just a piece of candy, it’s still a gift. Then he so touchingly checked all the Christmas trees and said, “let’s go to grandma, she also has a Christmas tree.”
And she asked to go home, “What if we haven’t checked all the Christmas trees yet?” And my husband and I came up with and hid different Christmas trees in the house so that he would first find them, then the gifts under them.
I remember how they lured him out of the room, distracted him, brought snow from the balcony and said that Santa Claus was here while you were eating, you see he trampled on him.
Now I asked a friend to find something for her grandson, like a holiday program (oh, she already has grandchildren, but how long ago have they walked in strollers themselves!), he is in the younger group, so I came across this article and good feelings arose.
Very handy
cool! super!
27.12.2008 17:55:24Simply great!
12/27/2008 12:41:31, DIMAN_LYCEUM STUDENTYou are so smart!!! Now half the country will celebrate the New Year according to your scenario :)
12/27/2008 09:46:59, TatyanaWell done! very cool. I will definitely use this script.
25.11.2008 23:50:34, OlgaAWESOME!!! My family and I have never had so much fun
06.11.2008 21:01:59, SvetaComment on the article "Family New Year Scenario"
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In her youth, my great-grandmother told fortunes in the bathhouse on the mirror with her friends. I saw an unfamiliar man. And a few days later the matchmakers arrived. It turns out that a newcomer appeared in a neighboring town - an elderly man who decided to get married. So he chose the first girl he came across, about whom the matchmakers told him. They got married, although they didn’t know each other at all before, and left for Siberia. They lived well, but her husband (my great-grandfather) drank heavily, which is why he died exactly in December 1917, leaving her alone with a bunch of children. But the great-grandmother had already become famous for her kindness to convicts (she hid them from the authorities, dressed them, fed them), so the family survived. The Kolchakites, the Reds, all passed through their village, but no one approached her, because... They knew that they would kill anyone who encroached on this family. I don’t know why she cared about criminals. Either she was a believer, or she herself was somehow connected with them. My grandmother’s brother later, under Stalin, was the head of a large camp in Siberia, learned about the impending arrest, fled and hid with the help of former prisoners until about 56, when he returned and became the director of the plant. It is interesting that my great-grandmother’s granddaughter (my mother’s cousin) subsequently, after the Second World War, was also a member of a gang - an analogue of the Moscow “black cat”. and, interestingly, she didn’t have anything for it. She was identified as a member of a gang, but was not tried - they say she was young (about 25), and that a lot of thefts were proven on her account - they hushed up. There were Stalin times, I don’t know what to think... Oh. dark stories!
And on my father’s side, my grandmother was the wife of some party official. And at an important dinner she drank and said, “Stalin is a fool.” Her husband divorced her, but supported both her and then her new family. I don’t understand how they both weren’t imprisoned.
My great-aunt Lyolya (born 1905) at the age of 20 ran away from the aisle to the nephew of General Mamontov (a White Guard general, they passed through history). This unfortunate nephew (the son of a French woman and the brother of General Mamontov) grew up in France and foolishly came to Russia in the 20s, from where, of course, he was never released. He hid in the villages, taught, met and fell in love with my great-aunt in a village near Volokolamsk. They ran with him for 10 years, got married 10 years later, had a daughter (my Aunt Rimma, our Frenchwoman is alive and well), but to great logical misfortune, he was lost at 37. :-(.
Further, this grandmother Lelya also had an interesting fate, she fought with the Germans, got married for the second time at the age of 50 and died on December 31 at the age of 97.
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In every family, the New Year is special. My husband and I know one large family that keeps its annual chronicle. And this is a whole ritual that takes up several hours of the passing year. First, everyone remembers what good and bad happened in the old year. Mom diligently writes down everyone’s impressions, together they analyze whether their dreams and desires came true, and if not, then why it happened. After the chimes strike 12, everyone exchanges gifts , and the mother again picks up the chronicle. She invites everyone to express what they want their new year to be like, dreams and even children’s requests for purchases are written down. The eldest son is already writing his wishes on his own, and the younger children help decorate the chronicle with drawings and applications . This is such an unusual way to celebrate the New Year. But imagine how touching it will be to read this chronicle 20 years from now and find out that the dream of your entire childhood was to buy a radio-controlled car, and the bruise received from your neighbor Vovka was a great disappointment to your mother. I assure you, in years to come this chronicle will give any of these children a sense of family and togetherness.
In another family, mother, father and daughter were zealously passionate about the eastern teachings of Feng Shui, and now they are celebrating the New Year in a special way for the third time. Mom finds material in advance about what clothes to wear to celebrate this holiday, what should be on the table, how to decorate house. The symbol of the year is placed under the Christmas tree, and to attract good luck, each family member makes his own treasure map, where he writes down his wishes, sticks or draws what he dreams of. And at 12 o’clock after the traditional champagne, talismans are put into each of the cards, which everyone exchange.
Another unusual tradition of celebrating the New Year was invented by our relatives. They celebrate the New Year and change the calendar on the wall. This is always a whole action, because this calendar is made to order in a photo studio. Only dad knows what is on it. Photo montage (from photos of the outgoing year) It always turns out to be very cheerful, and each month marks significant dates for the family.
After the New Year comes Christmas and family traditions are still appropriate and useful. Therefore, if you did not have time to acquire traditions for the New Year, then feel free to create them on Christmas. This is no less magical and important holiday. In our family at Christmas everyone gathers with the eldest in the family - great-grandmother Anya. She, as a rule, sets the table with the help of her daughters-in-law and granddaughters. The table is traditionally decorated with church candles. Christmas is the most important holiday for great-grandmothers .So me, my husband and son decided that the Christmas card and gift for Grandma (that's what we all call her) should be the same every year. I’m good at making trees and flowers from beads. That’s why every year we give grandma something made from beaded flowers and trees; on her windowsill a whole garden has already grown from my crafts. Ilyusha draws a postcard or glues it, and my husband signs. And I also Every Christmas I bake a cake with a winter snow-covered house.
I heard that one family celebrates Christmas only in new clothes, they believe that this will bring them not only good luck, but also allow them to become new people: part with past mistakes and become purer spiritually.
When I was studying at the institute, our journalism teacher said that one Christmas his wife read the children a story about a boy without parents, and the children began to ask about whether it was possible to help such children and where they lived. At first, the adult woman was a little confused, and then she said that you can bring toys and books to the orphanage. And imagine her surprise when her two children collected in a bag many of their toys and some children's books that had not been read for a long time, and firmly asked their mother to take them to the orphanage. Since then, visiting the orphanage at Christmas has become a tradition in this family. Now our teacher’s children are adults and have children of their own, and the tradition of visiting the orphanage at Christmas is still alive. Probably, this is not only a good tradition, but also a useful life lesson. We should learn to make at least a little happy those who need it so much. What is it worth buying candy for us? And for children who have no one to do this for them, this is such happiness - chocolates.
Secondly, when the cub goes to bed, we (me or grandma) read to him before bed. During the day he reads by himself...
Well, on the BD we go to visit the one who had this problem :) All the relatives sit at the table and chat over Olivier, discussing family matters. We usually invite our friends separately. In general, everything is like everyone else.
We always celebrate Chunjie - New Year according to the lunar calendar. Our city is a border town, there are no fewer Chinese than ours, and they set off fireworks and firecrackers all night long - the view from the window and the roar create the right atmosphere. We invite a few friends, drink Chinese vodka or something specific, the food is also Chinese, of course. All utensils for proper serving and chopsticks, of course, are also included. We give each other souvenirs made in China. Congratulations are also in Chinese. Beijing "Blue Light" in a stagnant pop style is the most fun :)
Even before the birth of the child (we lived together for 4 years), we had a custom of always getting wild on Sundays: until lunch, or even longer, we lay in bed, where we took turns carrying various snacks, read newspapers, watched a couple of films, just chatted, during breaks they made love, and also completely ignored calls on the phone and at the door (grandmothers, parents and other early risers try to get in the way in the morning). The house took on an unimaginably picturesque appearance, especially the kitchen. After lunch, we put the house and ourselves in order and went to visit the guests ourselves :-) After the birth of the child, only memories remained from such a sweet Sunday. But maybe someday it will recover?
I also had an urgent need to celebrate every trifling occasion with a crowd and bowls of salads. Now this is also a thing of the past. After the birth of the Kinder, all those who liked to visit, mostly childless, moved away.
In the meantime, no new traditions have been invented, but, of course, this is worth taking up seriously :)
New Year's scenario for adults
A lyrical melody sounds and the presenter reads.
Ved: The snow is swirling outside the window,
And the frost gets stronger,
New Year is knocking on the door,
The holiday is coming.
Or vice versa:
Rain, a sea of mud,
Anyway, we are waiting for a miracle
On New Year's holiday.
From childhood we remember the covenant,
What's under the tree needles
We will receive as a gift,
Not pine cones or needles.
Someone asks for a Mercedes
Someone's getting promoted
Everyone believes that Frost
It will help without a doubt.
Someone is waiting for a lot of money,
Someone just health,
Well, our heroine
She's waiting... I won't get ahead of myself!
So, let's begin. Not in the distant kingdom,
And in our Russian state
Once upon a time there lived a girl
According to passport data, she’s still a young girl,
But in life the beauty is far from the data,
So they called her Baba Yaga.
However, what am I saying all this?
Yagusya, tell us your story!
(Baba Yaga comes out and sings a song to the melody of “Enchanted, Bewitched”)
B.-Ya.: Enchanted, bewitched,
Disfigured by evil spells.
I'm fatally unlucky in my personal life
Apparently I will be lonely all my life.
Ved.: Don’t be sad, don’t be sad,
Sweet girl
Believe, today is New Year
A miracle will happen!
B.-Y.: Miracles will not help,
I haven’t believed in them for a long time!
I decided that I would go
To the clinic to Kashchei!
I'll go under the knife for him,
Let them cut me:
Botox under the skin, and acrylic on the nails.
Ved.: Oh, my poor one.
Victim of television!
The result of the Kashchei procedures
We've seen everything more than once!
Better take my advice:
Don't isolate yourself
Believe in miracles, look for friends,
Join the fun!
And then the first miracle happened!
The Snow Maidens are coming to us! Where are the girls from?
They gathered to deliver greetings
From all corners of the populated planet.
Well, let's meet them in Russian,
We will greet you with a kind word and a look.
(Song “Four Courtyards”)
So who gets out here first?
We are waiting, meet her, gentlemen!
Here she is, our first guest -
Snow Maiden from the Land of the Rising Sun!
(music sounds, a Japanese woman comes out with a saucer of rice, pours rice, dances, sings with a Japanese accent to the tune of the song “Girls from High Society”)
Japanese woman: I am a sophisticated person,
I came from Japan for the holiday.
Carried away by the New Year,
I wish you wisdom and happiness!
On New Year's Day, may you enjoy your company
Minutes of sadness, confusion, loneliness! - 2 times
(speaking) At your beautiful spreading Christmas tree
Us autumn prickly branches in needles.
In Japan, to avoid bad luck,
A beautiful tree is placed on a stool.
And so that you can sing like a bird,
Guests are presented with a rice dish.
Friends, I want to wish you from the bottom of my heart,
You sent all the dresses in kimonos,
There was enough sun and rice for you,
And there are now more good friends!
And I will advise you, oh, Yaga-San:
There are mysterious ladies here from all countries!
Forget about boring faceless models
And these surgical undertakings!
Yourself, Yaga-San, you will soon fall in love,
Find the highlight in the image!
I beg with you, and leaving,
I want to give you a dance, friends!
(Dance with fans, Japanese woman leaves)
Ved.: Yes, the Japanese woman intrigued us.
An Eastern woman knows quite a lot!
Well, what are you going to tell us now, Yagusya?
B.–Y.: I need to think,
I'm afraid to make a mistake!
Ved.: Think! Well, for now, like a bird,
The Snow Maiden is rushing towards us from America!
In America everyone says: “Time from money.”
We paid her for the visit in rubles.
She values money, she values time
Therefore, her congratulations are brief.
(music sounds, American comes out)
(speaks) Hello, hello, my friends!
I'm sending you compliments from Mexico!
You are a strong and brave great people,
Today a whole world is talking about you.
You are often shown on television,
But your face is always offended by something.
So laugh more, joke and sing,
And don’t stand still for more than a second!
Then maybe all of Mexico at once
Will come here to lissen you!
Well, now I’ll leave you, friends,
After all, you can’t leave a business for a long time.
And to increase the emotional background
I give you cowboys for laughs
(Dance of cowboys with horses)
Ved.: Yes, Americans are always ahead,
They firmly believe in themselves.
Don't put your finger in their mouth!
Yaga, dear?
What do you say now?
B.-Y.: I believe that the door will open to happiness!
Ved.: Well then,
If this is how the plot of the fairy tale decided to spin,
I want to be reincarnated too!
New Year's whirlwind, spin us around quickly!
I want to be the Snow Maiden of gypsy blood!
(music sounds, the leader runs behind the screen, comes out in a gypsy costume, sings to the tune of the song “Fashion changes daily)
(speaks) Romals! I ask for your attention!
Before the song I want to give advice.
Yaga, there is no point in living according to a schedule!
Let the light of freedom and passion illuminate your life!
(to the audience) And I want to wish you good luck,
Let your hand turn golden every day,
Love to you, health and happiness to boot,
Let what you wish come true!
(Song of the camp “Oh little stream”)
To the audience) Well, in the meantime, I predicted your fate,
The Snow Maiden galloped up to us from the tundra
On frisky deer. She's an Eskimo
Sends warm greetings from the kingdom of frost!
(music sounds, Eskimo comes out, sings to the tune
songs "Eskimo and Papuan")
Eskimo: I am a shaman's wife,
Initiated into witchcraft
And I want to wish you well!
And let the soul last a century
It will be as pure as snow
And the blizzard will bring happiness into your life!
Eskimos, Eskimos! Frosts don't scare us!
Eskimos, Eskimos! They grow in winter climates!
With Santa Claus next door,
I've lived nearby since childhood
He told me in confidence
What gifts await you all!
(To Baba Yaga) However, I really sympathize with you.
My advice: don’t isolate yourself.
So that in old age you are not left alone,
Be gentle with people, like spring!
(Dance “I’ll take you to the tundra”)
(to the audience) It's time for me to return to the tundra, however!
Live, work and be richer!
Catch good luck and happiness to boot!
(music sounds, Eskimo, leaves)
(To Baba Yaga) Tell me, finally, what have you decided?
Perhaps we can do without acrylic?
B.-Y.: And you don’t need silicone with Botex!
I believe that a reward awaits me for my suffering!
Ved.: Great! But fortunately you need to prepare,
It is no coincidence that the proverb says:
We are greeted in life by our clothes.
I’ll invite a stylist to help – top class!
(calls cell phone)
Hello, good evening! Please come!
Give me professional advice urgently!
We are waiting for you! Yes! Yes!
Blonde? Brunette?
(whispers) Such “beauties” are rare.
See you! We are waiting!
(To Baba Yaga) She will be there soon.
B.-Y.: Who?
(The “Fashionable Sentence” theme song plays) Me! Vyacheslav Zaitsev.
Stylist:
I will emphasize the nuances, place emphasis,
And your dreams will come true, and you will meet the Prince! (
(takes Baba Yaga’s hand and leaves)
Ved.: It seems that I have no doubts,
Our fairy-tale plot is moving towards a denouement.
I believe the master's work is afraid,
Stylist Vyacheslav Zaitsev
Will help Baba Yaga transform herself!
And we, while the stylist performs manipulations,
Let's support the climax with a funny scene!
(Scene “how my mother wanted me”)
(music sounds, Snegurochka (former Baba Yaga) and Stylist come out
Ved.: But what do I see! Is it already the same Yaga!
Yes, you will defeat anyone here for sure!
Snow Maiden: No, I can’t impress anyone with beauty,
I have already met my destiny!
Everything turned out as you predicted:
He is handsome and slender!
And I match him!
But what will happen next, how will the race last?
I'll tell you, friends,
Next year
(Everyone who spoke comes out and forms a semicircle)
Ved.: Well, now,
Let's remember our childhood -
And let's call Grandfather Frost!
And the words are:
“Santa Claus, come quickly!
To make it more fun!”
(music plays, Santa Claus comes out)
D.M.: Hello, dear guests!
I'm very glad to see you!
Well, let's not waste time,
And let's continue our holiday!
Let the new one give us
Health, joy and happiness!
Everyone who is single should get married.
To everyone who is in a quarrel, make peace,
Forget about grievances.
Everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate.
For songs, for dancing
They never stopped talking!
Happy New Year with a new happiness!
May trouble pass you by!
(music sounds, all the heroes come out and sing New Year's
