An excuse not to go to school. Bad advice: how not to go to school

In this article we will cover 100% ways to avoid going to class and we'll tell you how you can get sick and not go to school at home in 5 minutes. Read and do it before mom comes into the room!

The main thing is preparation! Plan your truancy in advance, write down an algorithm of actions, think over a legend, in other words, you need a competent strategy so that your parents do not “split” you. There is nothing shameful in absenteeism in reasonable quantities, because we all know how uninteresting the material is taught in most Russian educational institutions.

How to get sick and not go to school

1. Adjust the temperature of the thermometer. How to do it? There are many different ways to do this:

Gently rub the thermometer on a blanket or other fabric
Place a thermometer on the battery or heat a warm kettle for steam (be careful not to burst it)
Ask to bring tea, dip the end of the thermometer into the tea and heat it up, but do not overdo it with the temperature, otherwise you will burn

2. Eat ice cream or sorbet very quickly, swallow without looking and wash it all down with ice-cold juice or soda.

3. After a shower, go outside with a wet head - this way you will very easily get colds in your ears and throat.

4. Say that your tooth hurts a lot (your lie will probably be revealed at the dentist’s appointment)

7. Pretend you went. To do this, it is enough to run to the toilet every hour, sitting there for 30 minutes, while defiantly flushing the water and not eating anything. If he asks what you ate yesterday, say that you bought pizza or white bread at the market or at Ashot’s stall. You can easily sit at home for a couple of days, taking activated charcoal or white charcoal.

8. A legend about a deceased or sick relative - such release will only take place 1 time, no certificates will be required from you. In this way, you can skip for 1-3 days, it all depends on where your relative lives, I recommend skipping no more than two days, otherwise there may be questions for your parents and your lies will be caught.

If you choose the option with fever, poisoning or a tooth, try to comply, eat very little, try to lie down more, and not sit at the computer, otherwise you will be bitten.

At what temperature are classes canceled at school?

It all depends primarily on the temperature and the strength of the wind; the stronger the wind and the lower the temperature, the more likely you are to stay at home and play video games. And also everything depends on the region, in the Moscow region a school can be closed even at -30 degrees for elementary school students and -35 for secondary school students, but everything is individual at the discretion of the school administration.

In Yakutia it could be -50 degrees, in Sochi, perhaps -20.

How long according to the law can you not go to school without a certificate? 2018

How many days a child may not attend an educational institution without a certificate depends greatly on the school and its administration. In 90% of schools, a note from parents stating that the child missed it school for family reasons.

How to correctly write a certificate to school for family reasons

There is no point in posting a sample, since this certificate is written in free form in the name of the class teacher, the date and signature must be affixed, it is advisable to leave a telephone number for contact.

If everything is strict at your school, but you can’t afford to stand in lines at the children’s clinic, negotiate with the children’s pediatrician by buying a box of chocolates, and they will give you a certificate stating that your child is sick, you will come and pick it up without the queue . In some clinics, “regular clients”, often sick people, come only for a certificate for discharge.

Where to get a certificate of registration of a child at the place of residence for school

If you live in another area, you can buy registration in the desired area; at the moment there are many private owners on the market who are ready to register you in their apartment for a small fee. You can also ask relatives or friends if their property is located in the desired area.

23 ways to avoid going to school and how to do it)

1. “Mom, shouldn’t Mona go anywhere today? Well, I really, really don’t want to!” Mom will look understandingly and allow you not to go anywhere. One day. If it works, then you are extremely lucky, because... Not every child is lucky to have such parents.

2. Try complaining to your parents before school that you have a headache (usually it does, but of course not often).

3. You can simply not go to school, but sleep or go about your business, but it’s better to be on the safe side with teachers and parents (just say the next day that you didn’t feel well).

4. You can tell your parents or teachers about your stomach as usual, but anything can happen: some will believe it, others won’t.

5. If you haven’t learned something or forgot to do it, then here’s a good excuse: You take your briefcase, hide it in some very secret place in school. You go to class, say something like someone has hidden a briefcase, a bag, a package or something else, like I’ll look for it right now and you come to class 15-20 minutes after it starts (the briefcase should be a little dirty, like it’s lying around somewhere, but you can do without it), you go into class angry and everyone’s homework has already been checked and you calmly sit down and do it what they do in class. It works 100% only you have to play like an actor!!!

6. In general, a good option (it works in our school) is to answer in some subject (voluntarily), you get, for example, a 4 (you have to work hard) and then for 2-3 lessons you can safely not do homework on it. The only downside of this is that you have to be able to force yourself to do something at least once + if there are not enough people in the next lessons, they can ask for more.

7. You can still safely come to lesson 2-3, excuse yourself: there are problems, I had a medical examination at the clinic, I’ll have to go again tomorrow, etc...

8. About the alarm clock (overslept) - an effective thing.

9. You can foolishly sell teachers that “I handed in your work” - this is real, once I loaded the teacher so much that she gave me a 5...

10. To be allowed to go home - that’s the topic: there are a lot of ointments against injuries (Finalgel, Finalgon, etc.), you take a tube, squeeze it onto your finger, just a little ointment, the size of a pea, and smear it on your forehead, then wash your forehead (otherwise it will burn a lot), and you go to a lesson to mow.....

11.You can simply take a thermometer and use the force of friction, rubbing the thermometer on your trouser leg (do not rub for long and constantly check the temperature on the scale).

12. We also wrap the tip of the thermometer in a sheet or duvet cover and blow into the sheet, the temperature in the thermometer begins to rise sharply, blow to the desired temperature, and place the thermometer under the armpit in order to maintain the desired temperature.

13. A good way - holding your breath to raise your temperature - actually works. It rises 5 minutes before 37. You just need to hold your breath as long as you can and continue the procedure for 5-10 minutes.

14. A very cool way: it means you take a doctor’s certificate (any) and scan it on your PC, then in various programs (I use ADOBE PHOTOSHOP) you edit it as you like, you can write: due to illness or the temperature has risen... Well, the possibilities are unlimited! !!

15. So everything is standard: “I forgot my notebook” :) It is valid for us up to the sixth grade maximum. And then two without talking!

16. Recently this trick came up: it means you’re like really bad, your head hurts or something. You go to the doctor, tell them everything you came up with... Temperature and pressure measurements are provided to you. I’ll tell you how to raise your blood pressure in record time: strongly clench and unclench your fists, be sure to quickly, as much as you can. Continue the procedure for 1-2 minutes. (My blood pressure rose to 140 to 90) And with a calm face, run home, mind your business ... Good luck!!!

17. Another topic about a thermometer: You take a thermometer, hold its tip in your fist (so that it doesn’t come out of your fist) and gently hit the other side of the thermometer with your palm, that’s all. Turning the thermometer over changes the effect on the scale accordingly - it either decreases or increases.

18. If you are lucky enough to have a kind class teacher, then everything is quite simple: you go up to her and say: “I had a fever yesterday, I can’t sit in class, can I go home???” I repeat: only for good leaders (otherwise it won’t work). Posted by soos(Denis)

19.I advise! Wrap the finger of the hand with which you write with a bandage => come to school and say that you seriously injured your finger... As a result, you don’t write for a whole week, such a disadvantage may be that they ask you for a certificate, but it’s not a fact that they will ask...

20. Another excuse: You go up to a high school student you know and say: “Write me a note, bro.” You dictate to him/her, immediately take the note to the class teacher and leave school. Posted by my buddy.

21. Or you can become completely impudent and skip school right away. If you don’t want to go to class, you take a friend, ask the guards (of course you are on good terms with them) to open the locker room, climb under the hangers, take off a couple of jackets to make it warmer, fall apart under them and do whatever you want. And the guard closes behind you until the end of the lesson. added by my sister (A-Gorod)

22. My advice against being absent for one day is very simple: go up to the class teacher and say that you need to go to the doctor, but it’s best to call the doctor someone from a different country, for example, an endocrinologist. I haven’t done this myself, but it worked for my classmates.

23. Another trick! Works 100%!
In the evening you take your keys and put them in your mom’s bag! When she leaves (in the morning) 10 minutes later you call her and start panicking!! She tells you like, find spare ones!! And go to bed yourself!! Then you say like you took my keys and I didn’t find any spare ones!!

In order to don't go to school, parents need to present serious arguments. Most often they are related to health conditions, so this is exactly what the offspring who want to stay at home try to play on.

There are many ways to imitate illness, and although many people care little about the moral aspect of such actions, deception is deception, and parents worry and worry. In addition, it is dangerous to slander your health, because even thoughts materialize, let alone a colorfully described painful condition. Very often, simulations are embodied in real life, and the disease can be very real. Although, some people actually strive to get really sick.

To avoid going to school, you can try the following methods:

pretend to be sick, imitating the symptoms of a viral disease that you have already had before. To make your cheeks glow, confirming the presence of a cold, you can pat or pinch them (remembering to periodically repeat the procedure so that parents do not suspect anything)
you need to talk through your nose, breathe through your mouth, clear your throat and sniffle in the presence of your parents (or knowing that they are nearby)
complain of a sore throat, headache and general fatigue
The face and head can be warmed up with a hairdryer, simulating increased body temperature
You can also carry out certain manipulations with a thermometer, for example, warm it up to a certain temperature by applying it to an incandescent light bulb, a hot battery, or placing it under a stream of hot water. Just don’t be zealous, raising the temperature excessively, otherwise they’ll call an ambulance.
you can go to bed and even limit yourself to food or something tasty, cancel a meeting with friends, they say, it’s so bad. In this case, the disease will look more convincing.
You can develop it in front of your parents. Refuse dinner or eat a little food, answering that your stomach hurts a lot (you can stock up on food in advance, then it’s easier to refuse dinner). You can approach this issue more thoroughly, with nausea and vomiting. To do this, you need to hide a ladle of water in the bathroom in advance and periodically, with appropriate sounds, pour water out of it. The face after leaving the bathroom should also be appropriate.

Ways to temporarily raise body temperature:

Place one drop of iodine on a piece of refined sugar. may rise to 37.7 0, although not for long - for a maximum of one day. You just need to be careful with iodine in case of allergies or poisoning
rub your armpits with regular salt or garlic, the temperature can then rise to 39 0
The lead of a simple pencil can raise the temperature to 38 0, but for three or four hours, and you can get poisoned.

A way to quickly raise blood pressure:

you need to strongly clench and unclench your fists for 1-2 minutes at a very fast pace (as much as possible). This way you can provide a pressure of 140x90 mm, accompanied by complaints of pain in the back of the head and nausea.

To avoid going to school for a long time, you can:

drink cold milk
breathe through your mouth in cold air
sit naked in front of an open window in the cold

The temperature will be the same, and you can sit at home for a week, but it’s better not to do that.

More and more Russian parents are choosing a form of family education. Despite the fact that in Moscow they stopped paying parents money for their children - which was nine and a half thousand rubles a month, the documentation base has changed and schools are afraid to work in the new format, the number of people who want to manage the education of their children continues to grow.

The reasons are obvious: school reform, which increased the responsibility of teachers for the success of students, and, therefore, increased pressure on the latter; the creation of large educational complexes with a unified teaching scheme and the destruction of small schools and education centers aimed at certain groups of children.

And if earlier they turned to alternative forms of education out of necessity - when health problems arose, the family temporarily changed their place of residence, the parents of boys wanted to increase the chance of entering a university in order to avoid the army, or the child’s additional classes turned into the main ones, today parents do not they want to send their child to school even in first grade.

As a rule, these are “conscious” parents who are truly concerned about the health and education of their children. They are ready, if there is no good safe school near their home, to consider alternative forms of education and directly participate in the learning process. When making such a decision, two simple arguments are usually put forward: with such an individual approach, the load on the child is reduced, and parents, in any case, have to make up for the shortcomings of school teachers at home.

For those who do not want to go to school every day, today there are several opportunities to keep up with the program, pass exams on time and receive a certificate.

Firstly, the child can study independently at home with his parents, passing the necessary certification at the nearest school. Secondly, you can study in a family club, whose teachers are hired by the parents themselves. And the third way is distance learning, when the school you choose supervises and controls the home process.

A family education consultant told Radio Liberty about these three forms of alternative education Alexey Semenychev, head of the family club "Iris" Elena Svitova and Administrator of the International School of Tomorrow's correspondence department Natalia Chaltseva.

Alexey Semenychev, family education consultant:

Frankly, many parents will say that if the schools were good, we would send our children there. There is no radicalism here; teaching children on your own is hard work. It’s very difficult to organize, for example, I have three children, try to pay attention to everyone! And if schools in Russia were different, and a normal attitude towards students was practiced, most likely we would send our children there and would not complicate our lives. However, the current reform has deprived us of this opportunity, since it has reduced the number of good schools in Moscow, and, frankly, has reduced the chances that public schools will become better.

The principle at school is: we will do something bad to the child, but he must endure it

There is one important thing that fundamentally distinguishes school methods and the approach to family education. The principle at school is: we will do something bad to the child, but he must endure it. We’ll give him a “two”, he’ll talk to hooligans, and this will improve his level of stress resistance. However, it is not a fact that the child will withstand such stress. In family education, the psychological approach is completely different: we build social stability through internal support, through positivity, through positive emotions. At home we say: no matter what happens, no matter what bad things you do, no matter how messed up you are in your life, you have a family, home, friends who will support you. And this allows the child to relieve the level of stress that arises for various reasons. You didn’t pass the certification - it’s okay, now we’ll come up with something, we’ll study, we’ll pass... This is a very difficult thing, because for most parents it’s difficult to react like that. This is unusual! Because parents often teach exactly the same way they were taught, and this is wrong.

In fact, when a child studies in a family, all relationships change in principle: between husband and wife, between grandparents, between brothers and sisters... You will learn so many interesting things about yourself, about your immediate family, about your friends, acquaintances... Sometimes you think: it would be better if I didn’t know. And also terrible demons that will encourage you, for example, to yell at a child... Sometimes you think: Lord, why is he so stupid?! We are all highly educated, we are all so smart, why doesn’t he understand anything? And it’s very difficult to admit that, in fact, it’s your fault, that you didn’t learn enough.

But when you recognize some things in yourself, your serious disadvantages, you yourself begin to develop. And I understand perfectly well that I changed a lot as a person when I began homeschooling. You begin to understand children more deeply, react to them better, and communicate in a completely different way. This is a completely different family world! And I would like people to remember that family education is just family education, and not school, not preschool, not correspondence, not distance learning, not anything else. The main thing is what happens in your life, in your family.

Elena Svitov a, head of the family club "Iris" :

Parents come to our club from the point where they know what’s bad, but they don’t know what to do. When I started, I had both pedagogical ambitions and indignation at many processes in the high school where my son was then studying. I myself am a teacher, educator, and now I teach music in our family club. And then I wanted to find interesting people, really interesting ones, who could initiate some bright processes, and not fight for simulacra, artificial things, such as academic performance, grades.

Yesterday I asked a question to our children, the children of the Iris family school: “Why are you here?” And they were so excited about the "twos"! That is, nothing worried them more than the threat of a bad grade. They completely forgot about their “A” grades, but the children came to us with good academic performance, these are not the children who were spat out by school, for the most part. But there was just a minute of silence after one boy said: “And then a D in the year - that’s all!” To learn and educate from a point of threat is, in my opinion, the wrong emphasis.

It’s easier for us to control what happens to our children ourselves; it gives us a feeling of security

I would like to speak out in defense of those parents who cannot teach themselves. For example, I am not one of those resourceful parents who were able to organize home schooling for their children. And so I can understand those parents who are rushing around and looking for family clubs. In addition, I am not sure that all families need such a didactic component between parent and child. Mom should be a mother, but not a teacher. And here we often find ourselves in the situation of a shoemaker without boots. For example, I have three children, but it’s much easier for me when they study in a family club than at home with me.

Here we also need to say about the psychological component: who are we, those people who go to such alternative projects? Did you notice the eyes? The main feature of these people is hyperanxiety. This is very justified by the situation in the country, which is in a permanent crisis. We feel a total lack of security, its deficiency. And it’s easier for us to control what happens to our children ourselves; it gives us a feeling of security. So I would say the main point where people come out of the public school system is a point of anxiety. And we create a safe space where it becomes easier. Because parents are not forced to let their children go into unlimited, chronic stress and retraumatization, psychologically speaking. After all, this is completely unnecessary. Many people say that we are raising children in greenhouse conditions, that our children are less socialized, that the conditions of a regular school are about survival, about training, and the ability to cope. But if this is the emphasis, then where is the education?

Natalya Chaltseva, Administrator of the correspondence department of the International School of Tomorrow :

We took the scheme and, in general, the very idea of family education from the American experience. Those children who study full-time at our school receive two educations - the Russian state one and master the national American program, which was developed, among other things, for family education. Everything is structured in such a way that the child, working in workbooks and having a tutor (a parent or teacher can play this role), educates himself and finds knowledge.

I think that due to the fact that in Moscow money was still paid, and quite a considerable amount, for family education, parents had the opportunity to unite, gather in some circles and hire professional teachers. Therefore, the family form of education here has been transformed into some kind of alternative form. But there are very few such parents - convinced “family people” who understand everything from A to Z and take responsibility for themselves.

There are schools, both public and private, that try to create a comfortable psychological environment. And, by the way, private education often accepts children who could not withstand the stress of a large public school. Let's not hide the fact that children with problems, often psychological, physical, and adaptation difficulties, also come to alternative forms of education. And all this can be solved by alternative forms of education.

Children with psychological problems often come to alternative forms of education

Yes, our state is in constant crisis, however, the education law is one of the most liberal laws. Correspondence education is supported by the state, and Muscovites who are registered or registered in Moscow study by correspondence, like all children, at the expense of the city Department of Education. And these guys are under constant, so to speak, vigilant control of the school. We agree with the parents what program the child is studying in and what specific monthly requirements must be met. That is, correspondence education differs from family education precisely in that school is included as a methodological component.

In our correspondence department we have many parents who, with the help of teachers, do an excellent job educating their children. Situations, of course, are different, but if this is an elementary school, a parent is able, after studying the material, to give it to his child in a way that is understandable. We have been conducting online lessons for the second year now; entire virtual classes have been created. That is, each student, sitting in his own home (and they can even live in different countries), receives a live lesson and communication in the classroom. And in this case, even during in-person testing, when the children come to our school, a stressful situation does not arise, because the faces are already familiar. Therefore, today many parents are able to independently, without any associations, cope with this problem and switch to an alternative form of education.

"Freedom Class Hour"

Skipping school can be quite difficult. If you're going to pretend to be sick, taking a day off from school will require some preparation and considerable acting skills. Even if you miss class for a valid reason, unfinished assignments will accumulate. But there are days when you have absolutely no energy to go to school! It is for such cases that you will need our tips on how to convince your parents to keep you at home - for real or fictitious reasons.

Let's pretend

Stay home if you are in any kind of shock

For example, if you recently lost a family member, friend, or other person you were close to, your grief is a valid reason to stay home from school. Be honest with your parents about how much the loss has affected you.

If tragedy befalls you but not your parents, you may think it will be difficult for them to understand you. Grief is a universal emotion, and most people can put themselves in your shoes and give you time to process the loss.
However, you should understand that the period of sadness must end someday. Intense sadness can last for quite a long time, and you may find it difficult to extricate yourself from the situation. If you feel that after a few days to a week you are still unable to go to school, you may want to talk to a psychologist and ask for help with your grief.

Be honest if you are being bullied at school

If you are the victim of a bully or group of bullies at school, talk to your parents or other people close to you about it. Explain how difficult your school life has become as a result of bullying, and ask to be allowed to stay away from school for a day or two until things settle down.

Many students make the mistake of not talking about being bullied. You may worry that you will be seen as weak, called a wimp, or that you will make things worse by talking about it. Nothing will get better if you don't take steps to stop bullying, and during the teenage years, asking parents, teachers, and other adults for help is one of the most effective ways to stop bullying.
Bullying can have long-term effects, such as causing anxiety, depression or insomnia. Protect your future by speaking up about bullying when it occurs.

Ask to skip school

Tell Mom and Dad you want to spend a special day with them and let them take the day off from work. This plan might work especially if you're about to graduate from high school and enroll in higher education in another city, or if it will be an easy work day for you and your parents (for example, you don't have any tests and your parents don't have urgent assignments at work ).

Get permission for a “mental health” day

It's important to talk to your parents about anxiety and stress. Adults often forget how difficult school life can be, when in fact, stress levels during school are quite high. If you're experiencing normal school-related stress, you may find it more helpful to deal with it and get through it. If stress, anxiety and depression become more serious problems, talk to a parent or counselor and ask for a day away from school.

If you think you may be developing a serious mental health problem, such as depression or anxiety, ask your parents to make an appointment with your doctor. This may signal the seriousness of your problem to your parents, and if you do have some kind of disorder, then going to the doctor will help you monitor your condition.

Stay at home if weather or environmental conditions require it

If there is a severe storm, flooding, or other circumstances that make traveling to school dangerous, your school may close for a period of time. If the weather conditions are dangerous, but the school does not close for some reason, you are better off staying home early.

Parents or teachers can usually help you determine if the weather conditions are severe enough to warrant staying home, so you may not have to convince anyone of anything. If your parents are staying home because of the weather, they will be more willing to keep you home too.

Be late on purpose

Incorporate some delays into your morning routine, finishing your morning routine a few minutes later so that you won't be able to get to school on time.

Dress very slowly. Get your breakfast dirty so you have to change clothes. Get dressed again...very slowly.
Pretend that you can't find something you need, like one shoe or a pair of sportswear. Find it eventually, but let it take you 5-10 minutes.
Complain loudly that you are having a bad day; shed a tear if necessary. If you're lucky, your parent will sympathize with you and let you stay at home.
Understand that your tardiness affects others, such as your parents, who need to be at work on time. Realize that you are putting their job at risk and decide if missing school is worth it.

Miss the bus

Missing the bus could be an accident, or it could be a plan. In any case, if you miss the bus, you may not get to school if your parents leave for work early in the morning or if they don't have time to drive you to school.
Arrive at the bus stop just as the bus leaves. You don't want your plan to miss the bus to seem too obvious. However, you should take a long time to walk home from the bus stop after missing the bus. If you're lucky, your parents won't have time to drop you off at school by the time you get home.
If your parents are no longer there when you miss the bus, be sure to let them know after it is too late for them to come back for you. You should sound a little disappointed that you're missing class so that your parents don't suspect that you missed the bus on purpose. You might mention, for example, that you're sorry to miss a really cool experiment that should have happened in chemistry, physics, or biology class.
If one parent is still at home after you miss the bus, they may offer to give you a ride to school on the way to work. Act out a scene about how you don't want your parent to be late for work. Tell him that you are prepared for the consequences that may arise from your tardiness, but you do not want your tardiness to affect your parent's work. However, don't push too hard. It may be very easy for your parents to spot a lie.

Lose an item

You can't go to school without your textbooks or homework flash drive, right? Search everywhere. The more cluttered your home is, the easier it will be for you to prolong your search so you'll be late for school.

The smaller the item, the easier it is to “lose” it. For example, your mom will have a hard time believing that you lost your backpack or laptop.
The more important the item, the more likely it will seem that you will skip school if you don't find it. Losing glasses or contact lenses, for example, is more important than losing a notebook, as it will affect your ability to study throughout your workday (and depending on how poor your eyesight is, it may also affect whether you will you bump into things).
If you drive to school by yourself, you may lose your keys. However, if this becomes a habit, the consequences may be bad (for example, your parents may not allow you to drive to school and will force you to take the bus to get there).

We provide documentary evidence

Encourage your parent or guardian to call the school. This is standard procedure. Your parent or guardian will have to call the school and explain that you will not be able to attend.
- For most schools, a call from a parent or guardian will be sufficient. In schools with stricter rules, however, you will have to resort to an official exemption, so you will need to check the school rules. The essence of this practice is to reduce the number of unexcused absences and keep records of illnesses.
Call the school yourself if allowed. Most schools require the student's parent or guardian to call, regardless of age, but some schools allow the student to call.
Get a doctor's note. If you have a long-term illness, your school may require a doctor's note from you, your parents, guardians or other family members stating that you are indeed ill and need time to recover.
- A certificate from a pediatrician or therapist will be required if your illness continues beyond a certain time. The exact timing may vary from school to school, so you may want to check your school's rules to know at what point a doctor's note becomes mandatory. This time usually varies from 3 to 10 days, 10 days is usually more common.

Typical school excuses

You can warn your parents in advance that tomorrow your class has an excursion, a hike, a competition, an Olympiad, in which you do not want to participate or cannot because you are sick, you were not accepted, etc.
In the end, be late and they may not let you into school, class, excursion, or competition.
Let the teachers themselves “get sick”, or “send” them to a teacher’s competition. Helps!
Being on duty is a wonderful way out of a situation when you don’t know what to think of. Be outraged that everyone was forced to wash and scrub again. Are you a cleaner or what?
In our age of technology, every student has a mobile phone. After the first lesson, tell the teacher that your mother called and asked you to urgently pick up your younger sister (brother) from kindergarten because she (he) has a high temperature. Mom can’t leave work, dad is also very busy, and grandma lives in another city. Therefore, today you will look after the sick child.
You hide your backpack at school, and when class starts, you are loudly indignant and shout that the backpack with all the textbooks and notebooks has disappeared, and you guess where it could have been hidden. You leave to look and come to the end of the lesson. Don't forget to get your backpack a little dirty so you can say you found it at the stadium or in the cleaners' back room. The main thing is to look very upset.
Come with your finger (or fingers) wrapped in a bandage and say that you knocked them out while playing basketball (volleyball). Broken fingers become very swollen and painful. Thus, you can not write for a whole week, but this will not save you from verbal responses.
Stay up all night at the computer. In the morning your eyes will be red and swollen. Approach the teacher with a sad look and say that you feel very bad, you have a headache and a sore throat. Your appearance will confirm this. If you are sent to the first aid station and it turns out that you do not have a temperature, then tell the nurse that your temperature rarely rises above 37, but you feel that you are getting sick.
You can also go to school and return 15-20 minutes later, telling your parents that the heating in the school has broken down, the classrooms are cold, repair work is underway and everyone has been sent home.
Or say that the school undergoes a medical examination of all schoolchildren. Doctors said that today they are examining only girls (or only boys), or only grades 1-4, and the rest have been sent home.
You need to get up in the morning and calmly get ready for school, as if nothing had happened. And even leave home. But you don’t need to come to school, and you don’t need to catch the eye of your classmates (if they are not in the know). They will hand over with all the giblets, that’s how they are! How to spend your time – decide for yourself. We don’t recommend sitting in hallways, but doing something useful, like visiting a movie theater or a cafe with a couple of friends, is always nice. And don’t even think about having a party at home! In the evening, neighbors may inadvertently blurt out to your parents that you were noisy, and then you will have an extremely unpleasant conversation. The consequences can be enormous, even leading you by the hand to the threshold of the school for six months, which will greatly amuse everyone around you, except yourself, of course.
What kind of truancy can bring pleasure? The one where the parents are to blame. It does not always work and is not suitable for everyone. It is required that your parents leave for work before you get up for school and that you have a lock on your door that can only be opened and closed with a key. In the evening you need to quietly say that you have lost the keys to your house. So that your parents seem to hear you, but it seems they don’t. In the morning, sleep peacefully until they leave and lock the door with their key. Then, about 30 minutes later, call your mom and say in a panic that you are already late, and they locked you out, and you warned her the evening before that you had lost your key! We need to groan, sigh, and sigh more. Usually parents are in no hurry to return home to unlock the student. And now, a whole day of legally relaxing at home awaits you! And you are almost not even to blame for what happened.
If neither method works, then you really need to get sick. What you need for this: wash, don’t dry yourself, go out onto the balcony or any cool place, stand for five, ten, fifteen minutes, depending on the temperature “overboard”, your own stamina and the degree of suspicion of your parents. Tonight, most likely, your throat will start to hurt, and tomorrow morning you will have no fever at all.
You can, of course, get hurt on the asphalt or get hurt in a physical education lesson, but falling through with a real broken leg seems like an uninteresting activity.

My head hurts, my throat hurts, my stomach hurts, I had to go to the doctor to check my eyesight, to the dentist, to the pediatrician for an annual examination, but you never know what you can think of!))

ASKA ME!

yes yes leg arm head belly throat all together!!

Well, try “twisting your ankle.” However, there is a risk that they will send you to a doctor.
A little makeup like “bruises under the eyes” and pale foundation and to the teacher - “Oh, I feel so bad, I’m really sick. Maybe I was poisoned by something? Yesterday we bought smoked fish, maybe it was stale? “And a hand to the throat. The same can be done for parents - a moaning voice from the toilet, only for a more real reason.

Nadya Tarapata

Ahaha, yes, everything is simple here, take a thermometer and measure the temperature, and when the parents leave, tap your hand with the blunt end several times and the temperature will rise (but only with mercury)) ahaha

asmodeus hfgsdfgd

I remembered my childhood, I personally got up specifically at 5 in the morning, and while the kids were sleeping, I took kefir from the refrigerator, drank it, and ate walnuts, whatever came my way, I ate everything, literally after a couple of hours I got very bloated, and in the toilet I sat there for about an hour, so I didn’t go to school like that 🙂 advice, don’t do this very often, because they’ll burn you because you’re constantly farting before school), one day my dad burned me, he realized something was wrong 🙂 he woke up early and saw that I came in I go to the kitchen and start eating anything, oh, I remember my butt was red, it was painful to sit down 🙂 in general, good luck with your fantasies,

Warnings

Face the real reason. Ask yourself why you don't want to go to school. If you want to hide from an abuser or avoid another serious problem, you should better look for solutions to the problem rather than run away from it. This will make your life happier and healthier in the future.
Don't skip school. Go through all the options your school provides for accounting for absences. If you skip school without a reason or a call from your parents, you will be considered truant and you could get into serious trouble as a result.
Find out what you're missing. You will have a harder time catching up with your grade in some subjects than in others. Before you stay home from school, you might want to think about how difficult it will be for you to catch up with class when you return, and whether missing school is worth the effort. This is especially important if you are pretending to be sick or staying home for a reason that is not very important.
Consider the consequences. You can stay home for a real reason, or pretend to be sick if you don't have a real reason to be absent. Either way, missing one or more days of school can make your life more difficult later on.