1.To stroke from the front, you need to lick from the back. (Postage Stamp)
2. Hair all around, sausage in the middle. (Corn)
4. Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins. (Eyelids)
5. Now cold, now hot, now hanging, now standing. (Shower)
6. There - here - back, it’s nice for you and me. (Swing)
7. Why are you looking at me? Take off your clothes, I'm yours! (Bed)
8. The hairy head goes behind the cheek deftly. (Toothbrush)
9. We are daring guys, we climb into sex cracks! (Broom)
10. Lying on his back - no one needs him. Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy. (Ladder)
11. In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)
12. Remember it a little, it will become hard like potatoes. (Snowball)
13. I’ll take it in my hands, squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and hard like a turnip. (Snowball)
14. The red head climbs into the hole deftly (Woodpecker)
15. Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has one. (Highlight)
16. If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy clothes, grandpa’s beaters would be freezing. (Mittens)
17. Not a horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer in cap)
18. He came up from behind, put it in and walked away. (Slippers)
19. How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back... (Hedgehog with an apple)
20. I take it with both hands, put it between my legs... (bicycle).
21. Which fellow is dripping from the end in the morning. (tap)
22. What is it - made of three letters that goes into one ear and comes out of the other? (Scrap)
23. Mustache, striped. (Mattress)
24. What is it: enters dry, comes out wet, gives warmth and joy? (Tea bag)
25. What elongates when it is picked up, passed between the breasts and inserted into the hole? (Safety belt)
26. If all the women do the splits, what will happen? (The earth will be fucked up)
27. Grain that has passed through fire, water and copper pipes. (Moonshine)
28. New name for your favorite one musical instrument former American president. (Sexophone)
29. Why do women scratch their eyes in the morning? (Because they don't have balls)
30. The most harmful insect, black back, white belly, legs covered in manure. (Summer resident)
32. What do Formula 1 and sex have in common? (Pit stop - tire change)
33. What is the last thing that comes to mind when a beetle flies into the windshield of a moving car? (His ass)
34. You are sitting on an airplane, there is a horse in front of you, and a car behind you. Where are you at? (On the carousel)
35. Who is this: Red heels sticking out of the garden bed? (Red-heeled bed-raker)
36. With claws, not a bird, it flies and swears. (Electrician)
37. With onions and eggs, but not a pie? (Robin Hood)
39. The scarlet sugar itself, the caftan is green velvet. (Negative on color film, capturing the “new Russian”)
40. Black on top, red inside. The way you put it in, it’s so wonderful. (Galoshes)
44. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (None. This is a hardware problem, programmers cannot solve them)
45.What is: small, gray and weighs 3 kilograms? (A mouse with weight problems)
46. Which word begins with three letters "G" and ends with three letters "I"? (Trigonometry)
47. One eye, one horn, but not a rhinoceros? (A cow peeks out from around the corner)
48. What has a head but no brain? (Cheese, onion, garlic)
49. What is: black on the outside, yellow on the inside? (Chick Ninja)
50. What is it: with eyes but does not see, with a beak but does not peck, with wings but does not fly? (Dead crow)
53. Doesn't bark, doesn't bite, and has the same name. (@)
54. About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is? (Internet)
56. What is it: written in black and white? (The toilet where the black man stood)
57. What kind of woman first rubs around you and then demands money? (Conductor on the tram)
58. Which plant knows everything? (Horseradish)
62. What is: green, bald and jumping? (Soldier at the disco)
64. What is: 90/60/90? (Speed with traffic cop)
65.What is it: hanging on the wall and crying? (Climber)
66. What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands do. (Phone sex)
67. What is it: there is a head, but there is no head, there is a head, but there is no head? (The lame man behind the fence)
The best
51. What is this: in white lace, moos and crawls on the ground? (Drunk bride)
52. What is it: many heads, a long tail, sparkling eyes, small and dirty eggs? (The line for eggs for 90 kopecks in the 80s of the twentieth century)
31. What is the difference between a woman’s breasts and a toy railroad? (Nothing: both are created for children, and dads play with them)
63. What is a small, white thing that sucks blood? (Tampon)
45.What is it: red, white and black, standing in the corridor, and cannot turn around? (Nun with a spear in her throat)
90.Which is easier to unload: a wagon with bricks, or with dead babies? (With babies, because you can prick them 3-4 on a pitchfork)
99.What is it: green, but press the button red? (frog in an electric meat grinder)
6.What is that little red thing knocking on the glass? (baby in the microwave)
59. What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one? (A young bachelor cleans his house to invite a woman, and an old bachelor invites a woman to his house to clean up)
60. What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile? (The pedophile truly loves children)
61. What is: two ends, two rings? (for gays)
43. How many babies can fit in a double stroller? (And this, depending on how you chop it...)
45. How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand? (Both)
55. What is: black and white, black and white, black and white? (The nun rolls head over heels down the mountain
Puzzles:
1. How many giraffes can fit into “Zaporozhets”?
2. 2. How many hippopotamuses fit into the Zaporozhets?
3. How many operations do you need to perform to place a giraffe in an ordinary refrigerator?
4. How many operations are needed to put a hippopotamus in the refrigerator?
5. What is this: small, green, sitting at a depth of three meters and swallowing stones?
6. What is this: cheerful, red, with spots, sticking out of the garden?
7. What is it: black, big, on one leg?
8. And this: black, big, on two legs?
9. And this: black, big, on three legs?
10. Three tourists were walking through the forest, and they had three pies in their backpack for the three of them. On the first day they ate one pie. On the second day they ate the second pie. On the third day they look in the backpack - it’s empty! Where did the third pie go?
11. Imagine that the Moscow Ministry of Health dug a shaft with a diameter of 1 meter through the center of the earth and threw a stone with a diameter of 5 cm into it. Will it reach the opposite end of the shaft?
12. Who will run faster around the Kremlin - a giraffe or a hippopotamus?
13. Two acquaintances were traveling on the Orient Express. One had a German Shepherd, and the other had a domestic suitcase. Once they quarreled, and in the heat of the quarrel the first one threw a suitcase out the window, and the second one threw a dog out the window in retaliation. After that, both pulled the stop valve. The train stopped, they ran out - and they saw: a shepherd dog was rushing towards them, and in its teeth... What?
Guess:
1. Three: although the car has four seats, one seat is reserved for the driver.
2. Not a single one, because all the seats in “Zaporozhets” are already occupied by giraffes.
3. You need to do three operations: open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
4. This time you need four operations: open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the hippopotamus and close the door.
5. The answer is simple: it’s a little green stone swallower.
6. Even simpler: a cheerful red-heeled bed-raker.
7. One-legged black man
8. Two one-legged blacks (and not just a black man, as some thought!)
9. Piano (not three one-legged blacks).
10. They lost him.
11. No, because at a depth of three meters it will be eaten by a small green stone swallower.
12. Giraffe, because the hippopotamus is sitting in the refrigerator and cannot take part in this competition.
13. Not a suitcase (this would be too simple for a riddle of the third kind). Correct answer: The shepherd dog is holding a pie in its teeth, which was lost by three tourists in the forest.
Name a word that has 40 vowels.
Soroka (forty "A").
A hippopotamus flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran along the ground behind him. The hunter fired and the hippo fell on him. Who is still alive?
Elephant because he flew out later.
How many peas can fit into one glass?
Not at all, because the peas don't move.
What is it: hanging on the wall and smelling?
Clock: the cuckoo died in it.
Why don't elephants fly?
By air.
How is a horse different from a needle?
First you sit on a needle, then you jump, and first you jump on a horse, then you sit.
How is the first floor different from the ninth?
You'll fall from the first floor: "Boom! - A-ah!" And from the ninth “A-ah! - Bang!”
What is the difference between a circus audience and a balloon?
The balloon is first inflated, then released, and the public is first admitted, and then inflated.
How is a person different from a locomotive?
The locomotive first whistles, then starts moving, and the man first starts moving, and then walks and whistles.
Not exactly a childish riddle: what is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
A young bachelor cleans his house to invite a woman, and an old bachelor invites a woman to his house to clean it up.
What do money and a coffin have in common?
Both are first nailed down and then lowered.
Two nails fell into the water. What is the Georgian's last name?
Rusted.
How does day and night end?
A soft sign.
What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with bunnies?
Trolleybus.
What is it: flies, rustles, and not rustles?
Rustler's brother
a) Pet, starts with "t".
Cockroach.
b) Pet, starts with "d". Two cockroaches.
c) Pet, starts with "s".
There's only one cockroach.
What is this: sitting on the window, speaking French?
Frenchman.
What is the correct way to say: “I don’t see the white yolk” or “I don’t see the white yolk”?
The yolk cannot be white.
Why do girls in Paris wear red hair?
On the ground.
What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?
The tomato is red, and the door on the tractor opens outward.
What is it: in the sky, not in the earth; the woman has two, the man has none?
Letter "B".
What word starts with three letters "G" and ends with three letters "I"?
"Trigonometry".
The riddle is absolutely childish:
a) What is this: standing black on one leg?
One-legged black man.
b) What is this: standing black, on two legs?
Two one-legged blacks.
c) Is the black thing standing on three legs?
No, these are not three one-legged blacks, but just a piano :-)
One eye, one horn, but not a rhinoceros?
A cow peeks out from around the corner :-)
What stands in the middle of the Earth?
Letter "m".
Moscow was started, what was the first nail they hammered into?
In a hat.
What is the correct way to say: fish have no teeth, fish have no teeth, or fish have no teeth?
Fish have teeth.
Who is this - small, lives in the ground, begins with "Sh"?
Little worm.
Why does the pop buy a hat?
Because they don't give it for free.
Why does a duck swim?
From the shore.
The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he end up?
To the police.
What is the difference between water and twins?
Water is H2O, and the twins are Oh, two!
Small, gray, looks like an elephant?
Elephant.
Problems with a trick
1. Three tractor drivers have a brother, Sergei, but Sergei has no brothers. Could this be possible?
2. There were 50 candles burning in the room, 20 of them were blown out. How many will be left?
3. If it is raining at 12 o'clock at night, can we expect sunny weather 72 hours later?
4. A tin can was placed on the edge of the table, tightly closed with a lid, so that 2/3 of the can hung from the table. After some time, the can fell. What was in the jar?
5. Is it possible from the two chemical elements create another element?
6. As you know, all native Russian female names end in either “a” or “ya”: Anna, Maria, Olga, etc. However, there is only one thing female name, which does not end in either “a” or “i”. Name it.
7. Name five days without giving numbers (eg 1, 2, 3,..) or names of days (eg Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...).
8. When is the best time for a black cat to get into the house?
9. There are a ruler, a pencil, a compass and an eraser on the table. You need to draw a circle on a piece of paper. Where to begin?
10. One train travels from Moscow to St. Petersburg with a delay of 10 minutes, and the other from St. Petersburg to Moscow with a delay of 20 minutes. Which of these trains will be closer to Moscow when they meet?
11. Three swallows flew out of the nest. What is the probability that after 15 seconds they will be in the same plane?
12. There are two coins on the table; in total they give 3 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What coins are these?
13. How fast should a dog run so as not to hear the clink of a frying pan tied to its tail?
14. A satellite makes one revolution around the Earth in 1 hour 40 minutes, and another in 100 minutes. How can it be?
15. The roof of one house is not symmetrical: one slope makes an angle of 60 degrees with the horizontal, the other makes an angle of 70 degrees. Suppose a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof. In which direction will the egg fall - towards a flatter or steeper slope?
16. There is an elevator in a 12-story building. Only 2 people live on the ground floor; from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this building is pressed most often?
17. The boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
18. A very old riddle: by railway Kondrat was walking to Leningrad, and five guys were walking towards him. Each of the guys had 2 baskets, each basket had 3 cats. Each cat has 2 mice in its teeth, and each mouse also has a mouse. Then Uncle Kondrat began to think: how many children, kittens and mice were going to Leningrad?
19. Is it possible: two heads, two arms and six legs, but only four in walking?
20. Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
21. Another riddle “with a beard”: two fathers and two sons were walking and found three oranges. They began to divide - everyone got one. How could this be?
22. There were 90 apples growing on a birch tree. Blown strong wind, and 10 apples fell. How much is left?
23. What words exhausted Winnie the Pooh?
24. Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?
25. How far into the forest can a hare run?
26. What word always sounds wrong?
27. What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from?
28. Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
29. What horse doesn’t eat oats?
30. When is the day shorter: in winter or summer?
31. In what cases is a number called a fruit?
32. What is dropped when needed and picked up when no longer needed?
33. What will the gray horse be like if you bathe it?
34. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?
35. What stones have geologists still not discovered in the beds of existing rivers?
36. Where does the water stand?
Answers
1. Yes, if the tractor drivers are women.
2. 20 left: blown out candles will not burn out completely.
3. No, - in 72 hours it will be midnight again.
4. A piece of ice.
5. Yes, galvanic.
6. Love.
7. The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.
8. Many people immediately say that at night. Everything is much simpler: when the door is open
9. You need to get a sheet of paper.
10. At the moment of meeting they will be at the same distance from Moscow.
11. Three points always form one plane.
12. 1 and 2 rubles.
13. This problem in the company is immediately identified by the physicist: the physicist immediately answers that she needs to run at supersonic speed. Of course, it is enough for the dog to stand still.
14. 1 hour 40 minutes = 100 minutes
15. Roosters don't lay eggs.
16. Regardless of the distribution of residents by floor, button "1".
17. Just one, because his second one is already broken.
18. Not at all - they all walked towards him.
19. Yes, this is a rider on a horse.
20. Spare.
21. They were grandfather, father and son.
22. Apples don’t grow on birch trees.
23. Long.
24. Under the wet.
25. Until the middle. Then he runs out of the forest.
26. The word "wrong".
27. From empty.
28. To the other side of the road.
29. Chess.
30. A day is always 24 hours.
31. At school, “one” is “banana”; at the shooting range, “ten” is “apple”.
32. Anchor.
33. Wet.
34. One (the second will no longer be on an empty stomach:).
35. Dry.
36. In a glass.
1. There’s a board in your teeth, there’s melancholy in your eyes.
(The man fell into the village aftershock.)
2. Everyone is fucked, but only one can ride.
(Husband is on a business trip.)
3. Everyone gets a ride, but one gets fucked.
(The husband was hit by a trolleybus.)
4. Everyone is fucked, no one is allowed to ride.
(The trolleybus fell off the bridge.)
5. The boy and the girl were doing something in the grass in "E".
(They ate strawberries.)
6. How many blacks does it take to bury a person?
(Five. Four are carrying the coffin, and the fifth is walking in front with a tape recorder.)
7. About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
(Internet.)
8. Crawling downhill, running uphill.
(Snot.)
9. The woman is standing on the floor, her hole slightly open.
(Stove.)
10. He will stand up and reach the sky.
(Rainbow.)
11. The pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why?
(Boxers can get punched in the face.)
12. What can't you eat for breakfast?
(Dinner and supper.)
13. Without arms, without legs, jump on a woman!
(Yoke.)
14. Does he jump deftly and eat carrots?
(Bubka is on a diet.)
15. Who doesn’t get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
(Bald.)
16. It’s not a rooster, but it’s singing, it’s not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is it?
(Philip Kirkorov.)
17. One wheel with a thousand wings - what is it?
(A wheelbarrow with manure.)
18. What is it like: a hard thing is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)
19. Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn... What should be done with them?
(Tear off the first one, flog the second one.)
20. Red, long, 21?
(Tram.)
21. What is blue gold?
(My beloved wife got drunk.)
22. What is excited by Koch's wand?
(1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch’s wife.)
23. What do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common?
(We didn’t have time to pull it out...)
24. Two rings, two ends...
(Very sophisticated New Russian.)
25. Lies in the desert dead man. There is a bag over my shoulders and a flask of water on my belt. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die from and what was in his bag?
(The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag there was a parachute that did not open.)
26. What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(The pedophile truly loves children.)
27. There is an elevator in a 12-story building. Only 2 people live on the ground floor; from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this building is pressed most often?
(Regardless of the distribution of residents by floor, button "1".)
28. With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin Hood.)
29. Buratino, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are riding in the compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters a tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?
(The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature...)
30. Where does the snow woman come from?
(From ZIMBABwe.)
31. Which country is the most armed?
(Israel... everyone there walks around with sawed-off shotguns.)
32. What is it - the color of lilac, it sees backwards as well as forwards, and jumps higher than the bell tower?
(White blind horse, because lilacs are white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)
33. What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands do it.
(Phone sex.)
34. A small, yellow one lies under the bed, it starts with “Z”.
(Kopek. Why on "Z"? Rolled...)
35. The three-letter word that every man is afraid of?
(More!)
36. What is: the kindest ghost in the world with a motor?
(Zaporozhets.)
37. A loves B, B loves C?
What should A do?
(Find another B.)
38. What is it: there is a head, but there is no head, there is a head, but there is no head?
(The lame man is behind the fence.)
39. They buried a prostitute and wrote on the tombstone: “Now they will always be together.” Who are they?
(Legs.)
40. How good it is for you and me, I’m under you, and you’re on top of me.
(The hedgehog carries an apple.)
41. What is it: flies and shines?
(Mosquito with a gold tooth.)
42. What is: 90/60/90?
(Speed with a traffic cop.)
43. Stop log in case of emergency braking.
(Pillar.)
44. Earrings for simpletons.
(Noodles.)
45. The arithmetic mean between a bicycle and a motorcycle?
(Moped.)
46. Hanging on the wall, green and squeaking.
(Herring. It hangs on the wall because I hung it there, it’s green because I painted it, and it beeps so that no one will guess.)
47. Climbs out of the water, eight tits, three pussy
(Eight-titty trip@#children.)
48. Dangles between your legs, stinks and screams?
(Motorbike.)
49. What does a woman have on her body?
on the Jew's mind
used in hockey
and on the chessboard?
(Combination.)
50. What question does no one ever answer “yes” to?
(Sleeping person to the question: “Are you sleeping?”)
51. How can you walk while sitting?
(In the toilet - on the toilet.)
52. With scales - but not a fish, with p#$doy - but not a woman, with wings - but not a bird.
(Scaly p#$covered.)
53. When is a person in a room without a head?
(When he puts it out of the window onto the street.)
54. Which three-letter word is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?
(You yourself X#@! The correct answer is WWW!)
55. Which one social group critical days twice a year?
(Students.)
56. When the goat turns seven years old, what happens next?
(The eighth will go.)
57. All around is water, and in the middle is law. What it is?
(The prosecutor is bathing.)
58. Can a man marry his widow’s sister?
(No.)
59. Why do they wear a hat?
(Because she doesn't walk on her own.)
60. Small, yellow, poking around in the ground.
(The Vietnamese is looking for a mine.)
61. The little yellow one is tumbling in the sky.
(Found!!!)
62. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(By the floor.)
63. Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, he can't talk.)
64. What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot?
(Take off each person’s boot.)
65. He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother...
(Sex.)
66. What is it like: power lies, but water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema.)
67. What is it - green, press the button - red?
(Frog in a mixer.)
68. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat and felt boots?
(Chukchi Father Frost.)
69. What is it: gold coins falling from a branch?
(A common occurrence in the land of fools.)
70. What kind of blacksmiths forge in the forest?
(Who the hell knows!)
71. Dry-wedge, wet-wedge?
(Wet wedge, damn it!)
72. The goose barked all over Rus'.
(Swan.)
73. What is: two bellies, four ears?
(Cat wedding.)
74. Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in rural areas.)
75. How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
(Both.)
76. Why is it warm for women in stockings in winter, and cold for men in jeans?
(Because the men have a lousy heater, and the women have a lousy one.)
77. What can you get off a naked secretary?
(Naked boss.)
78. What is it: walking on the wall and playing?
(A fly with a player in his ears.)
79. When a woman raises her leg, what do you see? Five letters, starts with P and ends with A.
(Heel.)
80. How fast should a dog run so as not to hear the clink of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(The dog must stand. This problem in the company is immediately identified by the physicist: the physicist answers that it needs to run at supersonic speed.)
81. A bald hedgehog is walking - how old is he?
(18 - he is drafted into the army.)
82. I take it in two hands,
I put it between my legs,
I've been sweating for five minutes,
and then I go crazy.
(Exercise bike.)
83. Why are you looking at me, undress, I’m yours.
(Bed.)
(Option: Hanger.)
84. The hairy head flies deftly behind the cheek.
(Toothbrush.)
85. Black around, red in the middle.
(Radish in the black man's ass.)
86. Black around, white in the middle.
(The radish is there, only bitten.)
87. The letter X. is called, P. will see rises.
(The trunk takes food.)
88. With claws, not a bird, it flies and swears.
(Electrician.)
89. Now hanging, now standing, now cold, now hot.
(Shower.)
90. Remember it a little, it will be as hard as potatoes.
(Snowball.)
91. Small, gray, looks like an elephant.
(Baby elephant.)
92. What is it like: sitting on the ceiling, chewing on a light bulb?
(Ceiling lamp chewer.)
93. Who is: six wings, seven x#ev?
(Six-winged seven...)
94. A hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
(Bum.)
95. A hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he end up?
(To the police.)
96. It nourishes in the fall, warms in the winter, cheers in the spring, cools in the summer.
(Vodka.)
97. Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(To the other side of the road.)
98. The boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
(Only one, because his second one is already broken.)
99. What is it: a little bald thing running through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)
100. Doesn't bark, doesn't bite, and doesn't let him into the house.
(The wife does not let her drunken husband in.)
101. What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from?
(From empty.)
102. Four brothers stand under one roof.
(Mafia.)
103. Who is this - small, lives in the ground, begins with "Sh"?
(Scarlet.)
104. White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
(Dead body.)
105. What word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong".)
106. Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person.)
107. Why does the priest buy a hat?
(Because they don’t give it for nothing.)
108. Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?
(Under the wet.)
109. What do money and a coffin have in common?
(Both are first nailed down and then lowered.)
110. Two ends, two rings, and in the middle there are carnations.
(Victim of a maniac.)
111. Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare.)
112. What is it: small, black, hitting the glass?
(Baby in the oven.)
113. How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how you chop it...)
114. What is it: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber.)
115. Red head - works smartly.
(Woodpecker.)
116. What is: first white, then zh-zh-zhik, and red?
(The neighbor's poodle is in the mixer.)
117. No windows, no doors, and a Jew sitting inside? What is this?
(Sarah is pregnant.)
118. What is it: small, green, standing on the panel?
(Prostitute from another planet.)
119. Dangling on a rope, called “Z”.
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)
120. Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will come on a bicycle.)
121. How can you tell if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There should be a bicycle next to the refrigerator.)
122. What is: green, bald and jumping?
(Soldier at the disco.)
123. What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus.)
124. Hair, hair..., and in the middle there is sausage.
(Corn.)
125. Three turtles are crawling along a plane.
One says: there are no turtles in front of me, but two are crawling behind me.
Another says: there is one turtle in front of me and one behind me.
The remaining one says: two turtles are crawling in front of me and two behind me.
Question: In what case can this happen?
(Answer: In case the third turtle is pi$#it.)
126. Small, yellow, he opens the door.
(Bruce Lee.)
127. What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(A young bachelor cleans his house to invite a woman, and an old bachelor invites a woman to his house to clean it up.)
128. Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. A crushed penis lies on a large icy stump. What is this?
(Winter has finally arrived.)
129. Small wrinkled, every woman has it.
(Highlight.)
130. How many peas can fit into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas don’t move.)
131. A hedgehog is running across the lawn - dragging along, laughing. Why does he laugh?
(Because the grass tickles the pussy.)
132. A hedgehog runs across the lawn and cries. Why is he crying?
(The grass was mowed.)
133. Two nails fell into the water. What is the Georgian's last name?
(Rusted.)
134. A hippopotamus flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran along the ground behind him. The hunter fired and the hippo fell on him. Who is still alive?
(Elephant, because he flew out later.)
135. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem; programmers cannot solve them.)
136. Name a word that has 40 vowels.
(Forty (forty "A").)
137. Alone in the sky,
Not in the ground
And the woman has two of them.
(Letter B.)
138. How do day and night end?
(Soft sign.)
139. We are daring guys, we climb into the cracks of the sex.
(Cockroaches.)
140. What is it: hanging on the wall and smelling?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it.)
141. What is a small, white thing that sucks blood?
(Tampon.)
142. What is it - sitting on a tree, black and croaking? Starting with the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why on Ш? Because she pretended to be a hose.)
143. What is small, white, flies and buzzes? Starting with the letter B.
(Fly. Why on B? Because she’s blonde.)
144. Quietly approached from behind,
He stuck it in twice and walked away.
(Slippers.)
145. Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
(Eye closes.)
146. What is 100 x%ev and one rope?
(Barge Haulers on the Volga.)
147. What is 100 ropes and one x%?
(Parachutist.)
148. What is 100x%ev and 100 ropes?
(Barge haulers on parachutes.)
149. What is it:
Running around the ceiling, sucking lamps?
(Ceiling lamp sucker.)
150. Hanging - dangling, called three letters. In the middle is "U".
(Shower.)
151. What is:
Two ends, two rings?
(Gay wedding.)
152. Why did Lenin wear boots, and Stalin wear boots?
(On the ground.)
153. Why don't elephants fly?
(By air.)
154. How does a person differ from a locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then starts moving, and the man first starts moving, and then walks and whistles.)
155. Black on top, red inside.
The way you put it in, it’s so wonderful.
(Galoshes.)
156. Consists of three letters,
Starts with "X"
When it works, it's worth it
When he finishes, he bows.
(Chorus.)
157. What a fellow
Is it dripping from the end in the morning?
(Samovar.)
(Option: Water tap.)
158. Who is:
Doesn’t he shoot himself and doesn’t let others?
(Alexander Matrosov.)
159. A pear is hanging - you can’t eat it.
(Someone else's pear.)
(Option: Aunt Grunya hanged herself.)
160. Two turtles (male and female) walk lovingly along the shore holding each other’s paws. After an hour, only the male returns. Where is the female?
(It stayed there - he forgot to turn it over.)
161. Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One walks on a tightrope over a cliff, and the other gets a blowjob from a 70-year-old woman. Both men have the same thought. Which?
(Don't look down.)
162. Crawling, crawling - he will eat a stone. It crawls and crawls again and eats the stone.
What it is?
(Rocktail.)
163. Crawling, crawling - he will eat the tree. It crawls and crawls again and eats the tree.
What it is?
(Rocktail. He eats trees too.)
164. In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
(Movie show.)
165. What is Adam's front and Eve's back?
(The letter a".)
166. Why do girls in Paris have red hair?
(On the ground.)
167. Two backs, one head, six legs. What it is?
(Man on a chair.)
168. How is the first floor different from the ninth?
(From the first floor you will fall: “Boom!” - A-ah!” And from the ninth floor, “A-ah! - Bang!”)
169. The scarlet sugar itself, the caftan is green velvet.
(Negative on color film, capturing the “new Russian”.)
170. Back and forth:
It's nice for you and me.
(Swing.)
171. A multi-colored yoke hung over the river.
(A sign of incipient madness.)
172. What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?
(The tomato is red, and the door on the tractor opens outward.)
173. What is it:
sitting on the window, speaking French?
(Frenchman.)
174. The more there are, the less weight. What is this?
(Holes.)
175. How is a horse different from a needle?
(First you sit on a needle, then you jump, and first you jump on a horse, then you sit.)
176. What is:
Is there a black, square, hairy thing on the nightstand?
(TV [fucking covered].)
177. The black dog doesn’t bark
He doesn’t bite and doesn’t let him into the house.
(A dead black dog blocking the entrance to the house.)
178. Pet, starts with a "t".
(Cockroach.)
179. Pet, starts with "d".
(Two cockroaches.)
180. Pet, starts with "s".
(There is one cockroach.)
181. What is:
Black - on one leg?
(One-legged black man.)
182. What is:
Black - on two legs?
(Two one-legged blacks.)
183. What is:
Black - on three legs?
(Piano.)
184. What is:
Black - on four legs?
(One-legged black man at the piano.)
This section presents the most interesting riddles for adults on various topics - funny, clever, with a trick, in poetry, vulgar, about sex. Riddles for adults are good for any occasion. Perfect for fun company, especially when the guests are already tired of eating salads and dancing, you can continue the fun while sitting at the table. Make a wish funny riddles with a trick for your guests and the continuation of the banquet is guaranteed! Schoolchildren and students will also be able to choose material for their party. Try to make one of the riddles on our site to your friend or girlfriend - good mood guaranteed for you and your friends! Riddles for adults with a trick will help you not only prank your friends, but also laugh heartily at the answers. Riddles with answers are well suited for riddle-solving competitions. festive events or just have fun with friends. This section of Riddles for Adults is intended to improve the mood of adults, give them the opportunity to think a little, and generally have fun!
We are daring guys, we climb into the cracks of the sex.
Cockroaches
I wanted to pester my wife, but “my friend” didn’t want to.
I thought it was an infection, but it turned out to be a shame, I lost it...
erection
The hairy head goes behind the cheek deftly.
Toothbrush
Above the knee, below the navel, the hole is large enough to fit a hand.
Pocket
In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure.
Movie
Schwarzenegger has it big, D. Chan has it small, Madonna doesn’t have it at all,
and the Pope has not used this for a long time
Surname
The three letter word that every man is afraid of?
More!
What's the difference between beer and medicine?
The medicine is first prescribed and then drunk, but with beer it’s the opposite
This dish is an attribute The dish is served on a holiday.
He is at festive table, And it’s called:
Olivie
Birthday is good, Tomorrow will be bo-bo,
After vodka and wine. Oh, my head hurts.
Hangover
What is the birthday boy hiding, hiding in a dark refrigerator?
It's tasty and fresh, pour it for us
Wine
Dry cleaning will not help you if your teeth grow close together.
And you only need your own one, such a wooden one...
Toothpick
What's on a woman's body, on a Jew's mind,
Used in hockey AND on the chessboard?
Combination
What is the difference between a woman and a TV?
The TV first shows and then breaks
At first small, flaccid; then elastic and big!
Balloon
What's the difference between a director and a husband?
The director knows his deputy, but the husband does not
Guess the riddle, what's smooth under the eggs?
Frying pan
I take it with both hands, put it between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then go crazy???
Bike
With claws, not a bird, it flies and swears.
Electrician
If it weren't for grandma's shaggy clothes, grandpa's beaters would be freezing.
The ability to solve mysteries has always been considered a confirmation of a person's wisdom and intelligence. Therefore, since ancient times, riddles have been a very popular type. folk art. They help to think about various topics and events, develop logic and intelligence.
Ancient riddles - source folk wisdom, A modern riddles more fun and entertaining. Solving riddles is very interesting activity, which is loved not only by children, but also by adults. Everyone is happy to find the correct answer and guess for themselves what the riddle is about.
Everyone knows very well about the benefits of riddles, especially for young children. After all, they train memory and help develop imagination.
What is the difference between simple funny riddles and funny riddles with a trick? In order to solve a simple riddle, it is often enough to use your wits and draw an analogy.
However, to give the correct answer to a riddle with a trick, you should think carefully and take your time, since basically the answer contains a certain trick. And it is quite possible that the answer will differ significantly from the first answer that comes to mind.
Children's funny riddles with answers (examples)
Elementary but funny riddles will help the child get acquainted with the world and phenomena around him, and teach him simple everyday truths. Finding the right answer to a riddle is much more more interesting than reading textbook or boring advice from adults.
Often, riddles make children want to read books, communicate more, and generally explore the world. Therefore, funny riddles on different topics will arouse great interest in the child.
Examples of funny riddles:
Children's funny riddles with a trick (examples with answers)
Children love riddles with a trick because the answers make everyone laugh. After all, the answer to such a riddle is usually very unexpected. Funny and playful riddles with a funny twist will be good entertainment at children's parties.
Examples of funny riddles with a trick:
Funny riddles for children with answers
Children really like riddles in the form of rhymes. The clue in such riddles is at the end of the rhyme in the form of a rhyme.
The child says the answer without even delving into the essence of the riddle. However, the solution turns out to be different, not rhymed. After realizing their mistake, children usually laugh and have fun, still trying to guess the correct answer.
Examples of trick riddles for children:
Adult funny riddles with a trick and vulgar with answers
While relaxing with friends, you can laugh and ask each other witty riddles. This will help make the meeting fun and not boring. After all, funny riddles contain not only a funny question, but also an interesting and extraordinary answer.
Examples of funny riddles with a trick for adults:
Examples of vulgar riddles for adults:
Complex logic riddles with answers
To train your brain for attentiveness and intelligence, you should guess logic riddles.
Examples of logic riddles:
- what is at rest all the time, even when going up or down a mountain? (road);
- Who can light a match underwater without much effort? (sailor in a submarine);
- What do the numbers 69 and 88 have in common? (if you turn them over they will look the same);
- Is it possible to get a coin that a person dropped into tea without getting your fingers wet? (possible if the tea is not brewed);
- Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (broken).
The process of asking riddles is an entertaining and not boring pastime. Riddles help children learn about everything around them, develop imagination and imagination. And adults really like to find answers to original and tricky questions. Therefore, riddles always arouse interest among both children and adults.
And a bit more interesting riddles is in the next video.
Adults and children love happy holidays. But to prevent the party from turning into a boring eating of goodies, you need to make entertainment program. During the breaks between meals, guests will be able to take part in competitions and express themselves in funny games. But the main thing is funny riddles for a feast! After the outdoor games, invited friends and relatives will be happy to work their brains. After all, riddles are the best exercise for the mind.
Feast for the whole world
A family celebration is a grand event. You need to prepare carefully: think about the decor of the room, menu and entertainment program. Write down funny riddles for a feast with answers on a piece of paper. Prepare more tricky questions in case guests don’t want to take part in competitions. But no one will refuse to use their brains! You can combine riddles by topic: “animals”, “food”, “names”, “objects”. Or, conversely, ask them randomly in order to confuse the public.
Adult company
If there are adults and children at the table, you need to prepare tasks for both groups. Kids will also be happy to think about the answers. Start with easy questions and gradually make them more difficult. Here are some cool riddles for adults.
Grain that has passed through fire, copper pipes and water (moonshine).
Why doesn't Santa Claus have a Snow Maiden? (he will get home on his own, but someone must drag Santa Claus).
What do you call the shadow of horseradish leaves? (crap).
Why does the goat always have sad eyes? (because my husband is an asshole).
How to catch a tiger in a cage? (tiger stripes).
IN women's handbag there is everything except... (order).
What is it in Russian? ("The Tale of Igor's Campaign").
Any company will appreciate such cool riddles for a feast!
Talent
Give your guests a real show! If you have excellent hearing and voice, you can sing riddles to the rhythm of ditties. Prepare a Russian folk costume: a sundress and a kokoshnik or tie a scarf on your head. Appear in the room spectacularly, accompanied by music, hooting and screaming. Those invited will be absolutely delighted with such a spectacle! Cool riddles for adults, sung by you, will be immediately solved.
One egg will boil in three minutes. How long will it take to boil three eggs? (3 minutes).
One corner was sawn off from a large square table. How many corners does the table have now? (five).
Why do gorilla have such huge nostrils? (because her fingers are the same).
IN public place this woman first rubs around you and then demands money! Who is she? (conductor).
His hair doesn't get wet in the pouring rain! Who is this? (bald man).
Such cool riddles for a feast will be appropriate at any event.
Rhyme
Children also don’t mind thinking about complex issues. Prepare entertainment for them too. Be sure to purchase small prizes, because the kids will be waiting for encouragement. Stationery, sweets, small toys and souvenirs are good options. You can arrange a competition between two teams. Let the guys compete in ingenuity and intelligence. Cool riddles for a feast in verse will fit well into the program. They must be read slowly and clearly so that children can hear clearly.
So that your feet do not freeze in winter, so that you can run along the road,
Both adults and small children wear... (felt boots).
And dad will buy… (ugg boots) for his fashionable daughter and wife.
The postman brings to our house, not a book or an album,
He will tell us about everything that happened somewhere... (newspaper).
I'm ugly to look at, but not at all poisonous,
I look like a pincushion, I am forest and gray... (hedgehog).
My friend is a thread
We can sew everything in the world,
I am thin and sharp, my name is... (needle).
It doesn't taste like water
It is always white as snow,
Sold at the market, in bags and bottles! (milk).
In the courtyards here and there these beauties bloom,
Almost until the frost our eyes are pampered by... (rose)!
He is pot-bellied, tasty, smooth,
And it grows in every bed,
You can put it in a salad, you can pickle it in a barrel... (cucumber).
Both kids and older children will be able to solve such cool riddles for a feast in verse. Adults will definitely join in, because once you start giving the correct answers, it’s simply impossible to resist the excitement and not be the first to shout!
Developing intelligence
Riddles have a beneficial effect on people of any age. If during the entire evening the guest could not give a single correct answer, he will definitely think about it! It's never too late to develop intelligence. Read more books, spend time with your kids! Let them come up with tricky questions themselves and ask them to you. You can enter a new family tradition- an hour of riddles after dinner. This will benefit all family members. Write down funny riddles for the feast and delight your loved ones and friends with them. This way you can collect a “golden” collection that will have no analogues, and also earn a reputation as a good organizer.
Have bright holidays and have fun from the heart!
