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Solving tricky riddles develops logic and lateral thinking, because... Often, finding the right answer to a riddle requires using outside-the-box thinking. In addition, all riddles with a trick should be read carefully, because... many of them contain text that distracts the reader from the correct answer. This is the essence of these riddles, to distract the reader and confuse him. Some trick riddles have a humorous meaning, and the answer is also humorous.
One military school cadet wrote the following lines about himself: “I have twenty-five fingers on one hand, the same number on the other, five toes on each foot.” How can it be?
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What was Munchausen thinking about when he was flying on the cannonball?
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If you divide 50 by half and add 50, how much do you get?
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What is a globe from a hunter's point of view?
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What lifts you up and brings you down, while constantly being in the same place?
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What is cleanliness?
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One person has an apartment with 10 rooms. There is a clock in every room. On a Friday evening in October, he set all clocks to winter time. The next morning he discovered that only one watch showed the correct time. Guess why?
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The bomber flies at a speed of 900 km/h at an altitude of 11 km. They throw him down nuclear bomb. Where will it fall?
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If work is not a wolf, then what is?
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The very first semiconductor in the world?
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A barrel of water weighs 50 kilograms, what needs to be added to make it weigh 15 kilograms?
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What do you think is the difference between a football player and a street pedestrian?
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Try to guess how to divide the number I88 in half to get one?
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What kind of stones do you think are not in the river?
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Try to guess which letter needs to be added to continue the sequence: A, B, C, D, D, _
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Imagine that your house has four walls and each of these walls faces south. A bear is walking near your house. Question: what color is the bear?
Funny riddles with a trick, solving crosswords, charades is the favorite pastime of millions of people throughout Russia. This is very good workout for the mind. This activity became popular back in the years of our grandfathers. The advent of the Internet has increased interest in them because finding interesting riddle it became easier.
Charades for children are very interesting. Developing a child’s mind and resourcefulness is more important than for an adult. Until the age of 7, this activity is a mandatory element of raising a child. In the early school age The main thing is to complete homework, so it is important not to overload students. This activity is also necessary for an adult in order not to lose resourcefulness and be able to take quick decisions. right decisions in difficult situations.
Children's funny riddles with a trick are not given to all adults (with answers)To arouse children's interest, it is better to ask them funny riddles. This will allow them not only to strain their minds, but also to unwind. For a preschooler, this is an essential element of development. Psychologically, it is difficult for him to tune in to something serious.
Funny riddles with a trick unusual riddles. They are a question that should be quickly answered in rhyme. He's always wrong. This allows children to develop a sense of humor, teach them not to take everything that adults say for granted. This greatly develops the child’s thinking. After all, if the answer is not correct, you need to guess the correct one yourself, and even recognize the fact of the error. This helps a lot in life.
Simple examples of children's riddles with a trick?
50 wolves are running through the forest. How many tails do animals have on their necks? The answer is 0, although logic requires the answer to be 50. The reason is that the tail does not grow on the neck. Not every adult can solve this riddle right away.
It is very important to ask your child to imagine a flock of animals with tails around their necks. To what extent can this be done? This is not a horror movie. This way the child will guess the correct answer and see that his initial feelings deceived him.
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— The store is guarded by a guard. A sparrow sits on his head. What does a watchman do? Answer: sleeping.
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— Which clock shows the correct numbers only 2 times a day? Standing.
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- Is there a horse in the world that does not eat oats? Yes, a chess piece.
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— Is there a wheel in the car that is not involved in movement? Yes, spare tire.? 
—Are there knots that cannot be untied? Yes, railway.
Children will really enjoy these riddles. They will be attracted by the opportunity to have fun without thinking about the answer. After all, it does not lie on the surface. It is the teacher’s task to bring to the psyche all the complexity and importance of these exercises. It's not very difficult to do. It is enough to play a game with your child using several riddles.
Funny riddles with a trick for adults
Funny riddles with a trick are popular not only among children, but also among adults. They need to be solved as exercise for the mind.Their value is lower than that of children, but the essence remains the same. This allows a person to relax, learn something new, and look at life with humor.
Riddles are entertainment that allows you to immerse yourself in another world; it takes a person out of the real world into the world of comedy and satire.
Ask these riddles to your children, maybe you will get the correct answer faster than others.
Examples of riddles:
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— There is a pear hanging, but it cannot be picked or eaten. Is this even possible, and if so, where? Yes, in the gym. There's a punching bag hanging there, you can't eat it.
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— Is there anything edible that you can’t eat for breakfast? Yes, what you prepared for lunch, dinner or afternoon snack.
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- No arms, no legs, but he climbs on a woman. Rocker.
? — Is there a person who does not get his hair wet during a rainstorm? Yes, bald.? —Is there something that is easy to pick up but difficult to throw? Pooh.?
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- It’s not clothes, but it always lives in a lady’s closet? Lover.Complex riddles for adults using logic and intelligence
Riddles can be more complex, so you will have to use logic to solve them:
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— Gentlemen, name a pet that begins with the letter “T”? Cockroach.
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— There are three tractor drivers. They have a brother Peter. Does Peter have any brothers who are tractor drivers? Is this possible? Yes, if the tractor drivers are women!
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— There are 50 candles in the room. 20 of them blew out. How many candles will remain in the room after 5 hours? 20, i.e. those that blew out, because the rest will burn.
? - How many feathers go into the gate? Not at all. Because feathers don't move.?
— Let’s say that you were given a ruler, a pencil, an eraser and a compass for your birthday. Your task is to draw a circle. Where do you start? You'll have to start by finding paper somewhere, because without it this gift will be useless.
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- Lying down before work, standing during work, and wet after work? Umbrella . ?— Two nails fell into the water. And then something happened to them... something that is
Georgian surname
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— Is there a dish from which it is impossible to eat anything? Yes. Empty.
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Three cups and ten lumps of sugar. Arrange the pieces in cups so that each has an odd number.
How to distribute ten pieces of sugar equally into three cups?
Riddles train the mind, help develop skills acquired in childhood, and are a cure for mental stagnation. At the same time, they save people from depression and help keep their psyche in good shape. Their solution is very
useful activity
which trains the brain.
I wish you pleasant answers to interesting riddles.
Riddle 1
Who walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?
Human. In infancy on all fours, then on two, then with a stick
Riddle 6
It was raining heavily. A bus was driving along the road. All the people on the bus were asleep, only the driver was awake. Question: What was the driver's name and what was the license plate number of the bus?
Because of the rain, the bus number cannot be seen, and the driver Tolya (only - Tolya)
Riddle 7
2 people go to meet each other. Both are exactly the same. Question: which of them will say hello first?
More polite
Riddle 8
The dwarf lives on the 38th floor. Every morning he gets into the elevator, gets to the 1st floor and goes to work.
In the evening, he enters the entrance, gets into the elevator, gets to the 24th floor, and then walks to his apartment.
Question: why does he do this?
Can't reach the right elevator button because he's a dwarf
Riddle 9
Dog-3, cat-3, donkey-2, fish-0. What does a cockerel equal? And why?
Cockerel-8 (kook-re-ku!), dog-3 (woof), cat-3 (meow), donkey-2 (ya), fish-0 (does not make sounds)
Riddle 10
The 12-story building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor; from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. On which floor in this building is the elevator call button pressed most often?
On the ground floor, regardless of the distribution of residents by floor.
Riddle 11
The peasant needs to move a wolf, a goat and a cabbage across the river. The boat is so small that besides the peasant, only one more (passenger) can fit in it. But if you leave a wolf with a goat, then the wolf will eat it; if you leave a goat with cabbage, then the cabbage will be eaten. What should a peasant do?
The crossing must begin with the transportation of a goat. Then the peasant returns and takes the wolf, which he transports to the other bank and leaves it there, but takes the goat back to the first bank. Here he leaves him and transports the cabbage to the wolf. And then, when he returns, he transports the goat.
Riddle 12
Exam at a military school. The student takes a ticket and goes to get ready. The teacher smoked a cigarette and occasionally tapped his pencil on the table. A minute later he approaches the teacher. Without asking anything, he puts a 5. The happy student leaves. Clarify the situation.
The teacher wrote on the table with a pencil in Morse code: “Whoever needs an A, come here, I’ll give it to you.” Only one student was military-like vigilant and paid attention to the teacher’s encryption. For this he received 5.
Riddle 13
What lifts you up and brings you down, while constantly being in the same place?
Escalator
Riddle 14
A barrel of water weighs 50 kilograms, what needs to be added to make it weigh 15 kilograms?
Riddle 15
What kind of stones do you think are not in the river?
Riddle 16
Which hand do you think is best for stirring coffee with cream and sugar?
The hand that holds the spoon.
Riddle 17
Tell me, what can you hold without touching it with your hands?
Your breath
Riddle 18
The man got caught in the rain and had nowhere and nothing to hide. He came home all wet, but not a single hair on his head was wet. Why?
He was bald
Riddle 19
What word always sounds wrong?
The word "wrong"
Riddle 20
Two horns - not a bull, six legs without hooves, when it flies - it howls, when it sits - it digs the ground.
Riddle 21
A metal can was placed on the edge of the table, tightly closed with a lid, so that 2/3 of the can hung from the table. After some time, the can fell. What was in the jar?
Piece of ice
Riddle 22
Imagine that you are a pilot. Your plane flies from London to New York for seven hours. Airplane speed is 800 km/h. How old is the pilot?
As much as you, because you are a pilot
Riddle 23
An electric train goes with the wind. Where does the smoke go?
The electric train has no smoke
Riddle 24
Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
Bears live at the North Pole, and penguins live at the South Pole.
Riddle 25
When a chicken stands on one leg, it weighs 2 kg. How much will she weigh if she stands on two legs?
Riddle 26
One egg is boiled for 3 minutes. How long will it take to cook 2 eggs?
Riddle 27
When is the sky lower than the earth?
When you look into the water
Riddle 28
What can't go into even the biggest pot?
Its cover
Riddle 29
What are the last teeth a person develops?
Artificial
Riddle 30
Why doesn't the cuckoo make nests?
Because he lives in the clock
Riddle 31. Series of 4 riddles
How to put a giraffe in the refrigerator in 3 steps? The size of the refrigerator is huge
Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
How to put an elephant in a refrigerator in 4 steps?
Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, close the door.
The lion called all the animals to a meeting. All showed up except one. What kind of animal is this?
The elephant, because it's in the refrigerator.
You need to swim across a wide river that is infested with crocodiles. How can I do that?
There is a rich house and a poor one. They are burning. Which house will the police extinguish?
Police don't put out fires, firefighters put out fires
How can a person not sleep for 8 days?
Sleep at night
You enter a dark kitchen. It contains a candle, a kerosene lamp and a gas stove. What will you light first?
A girl is sitting, and you cannot sit in her place, even if she gets up and leaves. Where is she sitting?
She sits on your lap
You are standing in front of three switches. Behind an opaque wall are three light bulbs that are turned off. You need to manipulate the switches, go into the room and determine which light bulb each switch belongs to.
First you need to turn on two switches. After some time, turn off one of them. Enter the room. One light bulb will be hot from the switch on, the second will be warm from the switch off, the third will be cold from the untouched switch.
It is known that among the nine coins there is one counterfeit one, which weighs less than the rest of the coins. How can you identify a counterfeit coin in two weighings using a cup scale?
1st weighing: 3 and 3 coins. The counterfeit coin is in the pile that weighs less. If they are equal, then the fake is in the third pile. 2nd weighing: Any 2 coins from the pile with the lowest weight are compared. If they are equal, then the remaining coin is fake
Two people approach the river. There is a boat at the shore that can only support one. Both people crossed to the opposite bank. How?
They were on different banks
Two fathers, two sons found three oranges and divided them. Everyone got a whole orange. How can this be?
The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope and walked 300 meters. How did she do it?
The rope was not tied to anything
How can a thrown egg fly three meters without breaking?
You need to throw the egg four meters, then it will fly the first three meters intact
The man was driving a large truck. The lights on the car were not turned on. There was no moon either. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her?
It was a bright sunny day
If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long does it take one cat to catch one mouse?
Five minutes
Is it possible to light a match underwater?
It is possible if you pour water into some container, for example, into a glass, and hold the match below the glass
The boat rocks on the water. A ladder was thrown from it along the side. Before high tide, the water covered only the bottom step. How long will it take for the water to cover the 3rd step from the bottom if during high tide the water rises at 20 cm per hour and the distance between the steps is 30 cm?
Never, because the boat rises with the water
How to divide five apples between five girls so that each gets an apple and at the same time one of the apples remains in the basket?
Give one girl an apple along with a basket
One and a half pike perch costs one and a half rubles. How much do 13 pike perch cost?
Traders and potters. In one city all the people were traders or potters. Merchants always told lies, but potters always told the truth. When all the people gathered in the square, each of those gathered said to the others: “You are all traders!” How many potters were there in this city?
The potter was alone because:
There are two coins on the table; they add up to 3 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What coins are these?
1 and 2 rubles
The satellite makes one revolution around the Earth in 1 hour 40 minutes, and the other in 100 minutes. How can it be?
100 minutes is 1 hour 40 minutes
As you know, all Russian female names end with either the letter “a” or the letter “ya”: Anna, Maria, Irina, Natalya, Olga, etc. However, there is only one thing female name, which ends with another letter. Name it.
What has no length, depth, width, height, but can be measured?
Time, temperature
If it rains at 12 o'clock at night, can we expect sunny weather 72 hours later?
No, because in 72 hours it will be night
Seven brothers have one sister. How many sisters are there in total?
One yacht goes from Nice to Sanremo, the other from Sanremo to Nice. They left the harbors at the same time. For the first hour, the yachts moved at the same speed (60 km/h), but then the first yacht increased its speed to 80 km/h. Which yacht will be closer to Nice when they meet?
At the moment of their meeting they will be at the same distance from Nice
A woman was walking towards Moscow, and three men met her. Everyone has a bag, in each bag there is a cat. How many creatures were heading to Moscow?
Only the woman went to Moscow, the rest went in the other direction
There were 10 birds sitting on a tree. A hunter came and shot one bird. How many birds are left on the tree?
Not a single one - the rest of the birds flew away
The train runs from east to west, and the wind blows from north to south. In which direction does the smoke fly from the chimney?
You are running a marathon and have passed the runner who was running second. What position do you take now?
Second. If you answered that you are now first, then this is incorrect: you overtook the second runner and took his place, so you are now in second position
You are running a marathon and have passed the last runner. What position do you take now?
If you answered that it was the penultimate one, you were wrong again :). Think about how you can overtake the last runner? If you are running after him, then he is not the last. The correct answer is - it is impossible, you cannot overtake the last runner
There were three cucumbers and four apples on the table. The child took one apple from the table. How much fruit is left on the table?
3 fruits, and cucumbers are vegetables
The product first rose in price by 10%, and then fell in price by 10%. What is its value now relative to its original value?
99%: after the price increase, 10% was added to 100% - it turned out to be 110%; 10% of 110% = 11%; then subtract 11% from 110% and get 99%
How many times does the number 4 appear in the integers from 1 to 50?
15 times: 4, 14, 24, 34, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44 - twice, 45, 46. 47, 48, 49
You have driven your car two-thirds of the way. At the beginning of the journey, the car's gas tank was full, but now it is one quarter full. Will there be enough gasoline until the end of the trip (at the same consumption)?
No, because 1/4< 1/3
Mary's father has 5 daughters: Chacha, Cheche, Chichi, Chocho. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
A deaf and mute man went into a stationery store to buy a pencil sharpener. He stuck his finger in left ear and with the fist of his other hand he made rotational movement near your right ear. The seller immediately understood what was being asked of him. Then a blind man entered the same store. How did he explain to the salesman that he wanted to buy scissors?
I just said, he's blind, but not dumb
A rooster has flown to the border between Russia and China. I sat down exactly on the border, absolutely in the middle. Layed an egg. It fell exactly across: the border divides it in the middle. Which country does the egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs!
One morning, a soldier who had previously been on night guard approached the centurion and said that that night he had seen in a dream how the barbarians would attack the fortress from the north that evening. The centurion did not really believe in this dream, but still took measures. That same evening, the barbarians actually attacked the fortress, but thanks to the measures taken, their attack was repulsed. After the battle, the centurion thanked the soldier for the warning and then ordered him to be taken into custody. Why?
Because he slept on duty
There are ten fingers on the hands. How many fingers are there on ten hands?
Airplane with English tourists flew from Holland to Spain. He crashed in France. Where should the surviving (wounded) tourists be buried?
The survivors do not need to be buried! :)
You were driving a bus with 42 passengers from Boston to Washington. At each of the six stops, 3 people got out of it, and at every second - four. What was the driver's name when the driver arrived in Washington 10 hours later?
How about you, because at the beginning it was said that you were driving a bus
What can you find in minutes, seconds and days, but not in years, decades and centuries?
How many times can you subtract 3 from 25?
Once, because after the first subtraction the number "25" will change to "22"
Mrs Taylor's bungalow is all finished in pink color: It has pink lamps, pink walls, pink carpets and a pink ceiling. What color are the stairs in this bungalow?
There are no stairs in the bungalow
In the ancient castle where the prison was located, there were 4 round towers in which prisoners were imprisoned. One of the prisoners decided to escape. And then one fine day he hid in a corner, and when a guard came in, he stunned him with a blow to the head, and he ran away, changing into different clothes. Could this happen?
No, since the towers were round and there were no corners
The 12-story building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor; from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this building is pressed most often?
Regardless of the distribution of residents by floor - button “1”
A pair of horses ran 20 kilometers. Question: How many kilometers did each horse run individually?
20 kilometers
What can stand and walk, hang and stand, walk and lie at the same time?
Is it possible to predict the score? football match before it starts and if so, how?
The score of any match before it starts is always 0:0
What can a person increase in diameter by 7 times in a few seconds?
Pupil. When moving from bright light towards darkness, the diameter can change from 1.1 to 8 mm; everything else either hardly increases or increases in diameter by no more than 2-3 times
A seller at the market sells a hat that costs 10 rubles. A buyer comes up and wants to buy it, but he only has 25 rubles. The seller sends the boy away with these 25 rubles. change it to a neighbor. The boy comes running and gives 10 + 10 +5 rubles. The seller gives the hat and change 15 rubles, and 10 rubles. keeps it for himself. After some time, a neighbor comes and says that 25 rubles. fake, demands to give her money. The seller returns her money. How much money was the seller defrauded of?
The seller was deceived by a counterfeit 25 rubles.
How many animals did Moses take on his ark?
It was not Moses who took the animals into the ark, but Noah.
2 people entered the entrance at the same time. One has an apartment on the 3rd floor, the other on the 9th. How many times will the first person get there faster than the second? Note: They simultaneously pressed buttons on 2 elevators moving at the same speed.
The usual answer is 3 times. Correct answer: 4 times. Elevators usually go from the 1st floor. The first one will travel 3-1=2 floors, and the second 9-1=8 floors, i.e. 4 times more
This riddle is often offered to children. But sometimes adults can rack their brains for a long time to figure out how to solve such a problem, so you can organize a competition: invite everyone to try to solve the problem. Whoever guesses it, regardless of age, deserves a prize. Here's the task:
6589 = 4; 5893 = 3; 1236 = 1; 1234 = 0; 0000 = 4; 5794 = 1; 1111 = 0; 4444 = 0; 7268 = 3; 1679 = 2; 3697 = 2
2793 = 1; 4895 = 3
The main thing is to look at the problem like a child, then you will understand that the answer is 3 (three circles in the writing of numbers)
Two horsemen competed to see whose horse would reach the finish line last. However, things did not go well, both stood still. Then they turned to the sage for advice, and after that they both rode at full speed.
The sage advised the horsemen to exchange horses
One student tells another: “Yesterday our college basketball team won the basketball game with a score of 76:40. At the same time, not a single basketball player scored a single goal in this match.”
Women's teams played
A man walks into a store, buys sausage and asks to cut it, not across, but lengthwise. The saleswoman asks: “Are you a fireman?” - "Yes". How did she guess?
The man was in uniform
The lady did not have a driver's license with her. She did not stop at the railroad crossing, although the barrier was down, then, not paying attention to the “brick,” she moved along a one-way street against the traffic and stopped only after passing three blocks. All this happened in front of a traffic police officer, who for some reason did not consider it necessary to intervene.
The lady was walking
On one Odessa street there were three tailoring workshops. The first tailor advertised himself as follows: “The best workshop in Odessa!” The second is “The best workshop in the world!” The third “outdid” them both.
“The best workshop on this street!”
Two brothers were drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one of them began to argue with the bartender, and then pulled out a knife and, not paying attention to his brother’s attempts to stop him, hit the bartender. At his trial he was found guilty of murder. At the end of the trial, the judge said: “You have been found guilty of murder, but I have no choice but to let you go.” Why did the judge have to do this?
The culprit was one of the conjoined twins. The judge could not send a guilty person to prison without putting an innocent person there as well.
We were traveling in the same compartment: Baba Yaga, Zmey Gorynych, a stupid ensign and a smart ensign. There was a bottle of beer on the table. The train entered the tunnel and it became dark. When the train came out of the tunnel, the bottle was empty. Who drank the beer?
The stupid ensign drank the beer, since the other creatures are unreal and do not occur in life!)
Maybe you came to this page having already looked at the previous huge collection, which included a lot of... But, as I already said, all the riddles with funny answers did not fit on it. Therefore, as Carlson said, let's continue the conversation! 🙂 More precisely, we continue to solve funny riddles and gradually slide under the table laughing. Well, since it’s hard to think in such a state, we present the answers right away. In general, here we have funny and very funny riddles with answers. Guess!
Why difficult riddles dangerous for people?
Answer. Because people are scratching their heads over them.
What kind of bird do you need to pluck the feathers from so that you get morning, day, evening, and night at once?
Answer. Day
To what place does the hare run in the forest?
What can you cook but can't eat?
Answer. Homework, cement mortar…..
One eye, one horn, but I'm not a rhinoceros.
Answer. A cow peeks out from around the corner.
There are 16 chickens, 4 rabbits, 2 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 8 hens in the yard. The owner came with the dog. How many legs are there in total?
Answer . Two legs. The rest are paws.
Under what tree does the wolf sit when it rains?
Answer . Under the wet.
The man was driving a huge truck. The car's headlights were not on. There was no moon in the sky either. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her?
How to say correctly: “I don’t see the white yolk” or “I don’t see the white yolk”?
Answer. I don't see any yellow yolk.
Even though we have four legs -
We are neither mice nor cats.
Even though we all have backs—
We are not sheep or pigs.
We are not horses, even on us
You sit down many times.
Answer. Chairs.
There are two ears on the body, but no head.
Answer Pan.
I was walking along one road, and suddenly I found two roads.
He went two at a time and entered two closets.
Answer. Trousers.
What will the teeth reach the back of the head?
Answer. Comb.
If you roll it up, it’s a wedge, if you unfold it, it’s a damn thing.
Answer. Umbrella.
You enter through one door and exit through three.
You think you've left, but in fact you've entered.
Answer. Shirt.
Between two luminaries I sit alone.
Answer. Nose.
This thing is functional: you can sweep with it.
Well, you can (it’s not a secret!) fly on it under a cloud.
Answer. Broom.
What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from?
Answer. From empty.
I held your tail tightly in my hand.
You flew suddenly - I ran after you.
Answer: Balloon.
If he falls, he will jump, but if you hit him, he will not cry.
Answer: Ball
Lying on his back - no one needs him. Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy.
Answer. Ladder.
Which plant knows everything?
Answer: Horseradish
What is a small, white thing that sucks blood?
Answer: Tampon
A sparrow can eat a handful of grain, but a horse cannot. Why?
Answer. The sparrow is too small to eat a horse.
It shines, but does not heat.
Answer: Deadline
What does a watchman do when a sparrow sits on his head?
Answer: Sleeping
What is the difference between a person and a locomotive?
Answer: The locomotive first whistles, and then starts moving. But a person is the opposite: first he starts moving, and then he whistles.
What is the difference between an elephant and a piano?
Answer: You can lean against an elephant, but you cannot lean against a piano.
Why do goats have sad eyes?
Answer: Because her husband is a goat.
Is it possible to catch a tiger in a cage?
Answer: Not possible. There is no checkered tiger, there is a striped tiger.
There is a mountain, but there is a hole in it, there is no passage. Tell me the answer!
Answer: LOH.
The carpenter gets drunk into pieces, the glazier gets drunk into smithereens, the shoemaker gets drunk into smithereens. A fireman goes into a smoke hole, a medic goes into the smoke until he loses his pulse. How drunk does a writer get?
Answer: Up to the handle.
What did Anna Karenina leave as a legacy to modern fashion?
Answer. Platform shoes.
He sits in the park and speaks French.
Answer: French.
Once upon a time there lived an animal with the letter “u”, who was cleaning his face.
Hippopotamus with the letter "b", and a rooster with the letter "p",
Crocodile with the letter "k", and boar with the letter "k".
Platypus starting with the letter "u". What kind of animal starts with the letter "u"?
Answer: My cat’s name is Yulka.
The rooster weighs three kilograms standing on one leg. How many kilograms will he weigh if he stands on two legs?
Answer: Three kilograms.
What kind of mouse walks on two legs?
Answer: Mickey Mouse.
What kind of duck walks on two legs?
Answer: All ducks.
Why do girls have red hair in Paris?
Answer: On the ground.
What do a tree and a thief have in common?
Answer: Both are imprisoned.
He takes it to one place and gives it to another place.
Answer: ATM.
What is the longest word in the Russian language?
Answer: A Word about Igor's Campaign.
What can't you do in space?
Answer: Hang yourself.
Why is flounder flat?
Answer: Because I slept with a whale.
When the goat turns seven years old, what happens next?
Answer: The eighth will go.
The more there are, the less weight. What is this?
Answer: Holes.
Maybe I'm a fool, but it feels so good to be stuffed.
Answer: Stomach
How can you jump from a ten-meter ladder without hurting yourself?
Answer: You have to jump from the bottom step
What question cannot be answered with “yes”?
Answer: Are you sleeping?
What is between the window and the door?
Answer: Letter "i"
What question cannot be answered with “no”?
Answer: Are you alive?
I walk on my head, although I also walk on my feet.
I walk barefoot, although I also wear boots.
Answer: A nail in the boot.
When can a person be in a room without a head?
Answer: When he sticks it out of the window.
When a horse is bought, what kind of horse is it?
Answer: Wet.
Why did people walk upside down under Catherine II?
Answer: On the ground.
What is the difference between a Volga and a priest?
Answer: Pop is father, and Volga is mother.
The two are talking to each other.
- Is it black? – asked the first one.
- No, is it red?
- Why is she white then?
- Yes, because it is green.
What were we talking about?
Answer: About red currants.
A person has one, a crow has two, and a hare has none. What is this?
Answer: Letter “o”
What is the difference between a needle and a horse?
Answer: You jump on the horse and then sit down. Oh, but on a needle it’s the other way around: first you sit down, and then you jump.
They don’t eat it raw, but throw it away when it’s cooked?
Answer: Bay leaf.
What does the heron have in front, and what does the hare have behind? Answer: Letter "C".
How many months in a year have 28 days?
Answer: All months.
How do day and night end?
Answer: Soft sign.
The table top has four corners. I'll take a saw and cut one off. Reader, now prepare your answer. How many corners does the lid have?
Answer: Five or three.
The crow is flying, and the dog is sitting on its tail. Could it be?
Answer: Maybe. The dog sits on its own tail.
What is under a person's feet when he walks across a bridge?
Answer: Shoe sole
The fluff flew for an hour, flew for two hours, flew for a day. Where did the fluff come from?
Answer: From a duck
Which bird has forty identical letters?
Answer: Magpie
Grandmother Glasha has a granddaughter Sasha, a cat Snowball and a dog Fluff. How many grandchildren does grandma Glasha have?
Answer: One – Sasha
The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope and walked three hundred meters. How did she do it?
Answer: The rope was not tied to anything
The bull has two, the bottle has only one, and the grandson has none.
Answer: Letter "B"
Can a turkey call itself a bird?
Answer: No, he can't speak
Even a child can lift it from the ground, but not even a strong man can throw it over a fence.
Answer: Pooh
Birds flew over the village: a kite, a pike and a tit, three swifts and five eels. How many birds, tell me quickly?
Answer: Five: a kite, a tit and three swifts
Two people were playing checkers. Each played five games and won five times. Is this possible?
Answer: Possibly if both people were playing with other people
There is a tub in the yard, and in that tub there is a frog. How many frogs would there be if there were five tubs?
Answer: It is impossible to answer, perhaps not a single one.
Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
Answer: Bald
Which river is the scariest?
Answer: Tigris River
Two boys walked and found a penny. How much money will they find if the girls go?
Answer: Most likely - nothing
Imagine that you are a driver. The train has nine carriages, each with two conductors aged between thirty and forty years. How old is the driver?
Answer: As much as the one who answers
From such physical activity she might go crazy.
Answer: Jaw
What pet starts with "T"?
Answer: Cockroach
Three, three, three and three...What will happen?
Answer: Hole
I found her in the yard. I looked for her for a long, long time and did not find her. I brought it home to find it here. (Thorn).
What do milk and a hedgehog have in common?
Answer: Both can be rolled up
What can't you eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner
What will happen to the blue ball if it falls into the Red Sea?
Answer: It will become wet
Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
Answer: No, because he cannot speak
What is: black - on three legs?
Answer: Piano
If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy shoes, grandfather’s little shoes would have frozen.
Answer: Mittens.
Lying on his back - no one needs him. Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy.
Answer: Stairs
Who is ready to give us an answer: with a head, but without brains.
Answer: Onions, garlic, cheese
There is a haystack in the middle of the yard. In front is a fork, in the back is a broom.
Answer: Cow
Sits under the window - like a cat.
Eyes like a cat and a nose like a cat.
Whiskers like a cat and a tail like a cat.
It purrs like a cat, but it is not a cat. And who is it?
Answer: Cat
Two legs are on three legs, and the fourth is in the teeth.
Then four ran up and ran away with one.
They shouted two on three and three on four.
But four screamed and ran away with one.
Answer: A child with a chicken foot in his teeth riding a tricycle
Who was the first traffic cop in Rus'?
Answer: Nightingale the Robber
There is a haystack, and in that haystack there are seven hundred and two.
Answer: Box of poppy seeds
Everyone knows that two squared equals four, three squared equals nine.
What is the angle in a square?
Answer: The angle of a square is ninety degrees
Everyone knows that three cubed equals twenty-seven. Four cubed equals sixty four. What about the tongue in the cube?
Answer: The language in Cuba is Spanish
There is hair all around, sausage in the middle.
Answer: Corn
Whose mustache is longer than their own legs?
Answer: Cockroach
Two nails fell into the water. What is the Georgian's last name?
Answer: Rusted
What word always sounds wrong?
Answer: "False"
He walks, wanders, staggers, comes home and falls apart.
Answer: Broom
One head, two backs, six legs. What is this?
Answer: Man on a chair
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: Seven: A-L-F-A-V-I-T
The bull is behind, and the cow is in front. What is this?
Answer: Letter "K"
What are the similarities between a motorcyclist and a chicken?
Answer: Both sit down and rush
A and B were sitting on the pipe. A went abroad, B sneezed and went to the hospital. What's left on the pipe?
Answer: Letter B, And went to the hospital
What is the difference between a crest and a Ukrainian?
Answer: Ukrainian is someone who lives in Ukraine; crest - a Ukrainian who lives outside of Ukraine
Answer: Brass band
How much money can't buy anything?
Answer: Pig nose
Why aren't robots afraid of anyone?
Answer: Because they have nerves of steel
What disease does no one get on land?
Answer: Marine
What kind of cow is this that doesn't give milk?
Answer: Greedy beef
What notes can be used to measure distance?
Answer: Mi-la-mi
It melts, but not the ice; it floats, but not the boat.
Answer: Salary
What kind of horse is this that doesn't eat oats?
Answer: Chess
What could be in an empty pocket?
Answer: Hole
Why do students usually get kicked out of class?
Answer: Out the door
Who is “all covered in greenery?”
Answer: New Russian
Which pronouns do pavements spoil?
Answer: I-We
What hours twice a day right time show?
Answer: Those that cost
It is on 4 legs - large, green, fleecy. And if it falls from a tree, it will kill you.
Answer: Billiard table
They beat him with a hand and a stick - no one feels sorry for him.
Why are they beating the poor guy? Yes, because he is inflated.
Answer: Ball
Leaned over the river. Their agreement is this:
The river will exchange her a perch for a worm.
Answer: Fishing rod
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