Hello, dear viewers! And we will start our performance with the miniature “Nikolai Valuev in a minibus”!
Valuev is sitting (V), grandfather is standing next to him (D)
B: -Hey, grandfather, sit down! pats him on the shoulder, the grandfather falls from the blow
Q: -Grandfather, what are you doing???
D: -It’s okay, grandson, I’ll lie down!
We continue our performance with the miniature “Athlete Warming Up”!
It turns out that the athlete is warming up (twisting his head with his hands), as a result of which he breaks his neck.
As everyone knows: the grave will fix the camel, and we have a miniature " Happy ticket».
Two people on stage. One military man (B).
Q: - New recruit Ivanov! You are no good! Here's your white ticket.
N: -Ha...ha...happy...
(and eats the ticket)
Incredible: a mosquito with a runny nose died of hunger! And we have a case from the lives of two people.
On stage there is a girl (D) and a guy (P)
P: -Okay, Ol, I’ll go...
D: -Where?
P: -How to where?! Wallpaper!
D: - Do you know that wallpaper should be glued without bubbles?
P: -I know! Yesterday they took two bubbles and didn’t glue anything at all...
Miniature “Commentator”!
K: -Good evening, gentlemen! So, we are present at the Brazil-Georgia match. And so the Georgian national team player runs up the flank, makes a cross... sits under the canopy and starts selling tangerines!
The phone man was cut off for non-payment! Attention, now you will see a grandiose production of the miniature “Robbery”!
Two people run out wearing black tights on their heads (one tights for two)
- Looks like they've come off!!!
- Look how much we stole! Yes, there is enough for us, and our children, and our grandchildren!!! We are happy!!!
KVN greeting script for five people
The melody of the song "Black Cat" begins to sound. Five people walk onto the stage. They approach the microphones and begin to sing the changed lyrics of the first verse.
Once upon a time there was a black cat around the corner.
We walked without knowing it.
But he took the road like an elephant
I blocked it with superstitions about him.
And in a different direction,
How normal heroes in the movie vol.
We went with him in mind
Penetrating into the world behind an invisible window.
(1) - Stop. Where have we come? Where are we?
Everyone looks around, spreads their arms slightly and shrugs.
(4) - Look, look! Shield! KVN is written on it.
(In chorus). - K-V-N?!
(2) - What does this mean?
(3,4) - Yes, what?!
(5) - This shield notifies that this area is affected by the KVN virus.
(3) - Oh... (says a squeaky, drawn-out voice, in the manner of G. Vitsin in films " Caucasian captive", "Car, violin and dog Blob").
(2) - How is this deciphered?
(5) - KVN is - When, Everything, In vain.
(2) - That is?
(4) - If this virus is caught, it means “memento mori”.
(3) - Oh, instantly in the sea...
(2) - Who knows what this virus infects?
(4) - It is known that, mind and soul.
(3) - Oh, where is it?
(4) - The mind is here in the head - he knocks himself index finger on the forehead.
(1) - In your head?! Then don’t worry, I have everything covered at the pharmacy. A friend works there. I can get the best medicine for headaches: French, called Guillotine. Disposable - use it and throw it away. It’s hygienic, so there’s no AIDS there.
(3) - Oh... and this other one, where is it located?
(4) - Soul? She's in the heart.
(5) - Oh! And I have a friend Cupid. He knows how to perfectly treat heart ailments. He fires an arrow from a bow, it pierces the chest, pierces the heart and calms it.
(3) - Oh... tell me, doesn’t it hurt?
(5) - It all depends on the diameter of the arrowhead.
(3) - Oh... tell me, what’s the diameter...
(1) - What are you worried about? Whether it’s the first or the second remedy, they all act instantly - chik and that’s it. It does not hurt.
(3) - Ah-ah-ah, tell me, are these, so to speak, drugs, homeopathic?
(1) - Um... no, I wouldn’t say that.
(3) - Oh, then I would refrain from using them. In addition, these remedies are quite radical.
(1) - But practical and instant!
(3) - Are we really infected with this KVN? And is it possible to live with him?
(4) - It’s possible. I know people who have been amazed by this KVN for more than thirty years, and nothing, they live.
(2) - Yes, and I know such people. They are already chronicles. KVN influenced them so much that now they sit in the halls only in the very first row, at the tables. And there is always one at the table with a microphone.
(3) - Oh... then I’d rather become a chronicler.
(2) - And me!
(4) - And me!
(5) - And me!
(1) - And I’m of the same opinion!
The melody "I'm walking around Moscow" begins to play.
The five begin to sing:
And we go, we wander back and forth.
And let it be winter.
But KVN has taken possession of us,
Warming up like spring....
They walk away to the music while walking.
All.
Welcome script for school teams KVN
There are things on the stage, guarded by Igor, holding a flag. Vanya begins to bang on the “drum”. A detachment of vacationers appears, led by counselor Anya.
All: Who walks together in a row?
Vacation squad.
Our motto is four words:
“We’ll live great in Ruza!”
Anya: Sucks, one-two! Be equal! Attention! Let's begin the changing of the guard!
Is heard drumroll and Edik appears from the ranks. There is a changing of the guard.
Igor: The guard has passed!
Edik: The guard has accepted!
Misha, the head of the camp, appears.
Anya: Comrade camp director, a detachment of campers has been formed into a line.
Misha: Listen to the daily routine in the camp:
11:59 - Get up for insomniacs.
12:00 - Wake up for everyone. Breakfast.
12:01 - Get up for those who like to sleep.
12:40 - Bathing followed by a visit to the doctor.
14:00 - Lunch.
15:00 - Participation in the work of sections, circles and squares.
19:30 - 19:45 - Quiet two hours.
19:45 - Afternoon snack.
20:00 - Dinner.
20:30 - General camp events. By the way, today we have KVN.
23:00 - 4:00 - Sports and recreational activities.
4:00 - Contemplation of the sunset, smoothly turning into contemplation of the dawn.
6:00 - Lights out.
By the way, on the day of arrival you are entitled to a shower. You will receive water in Ruza, firewood in the forest, a washcloth and a trough during the shift. We wish you a pleasant holiday and remind you: your holiday is in your hands!
The camp director leaves.
Anya: Right and left! March to watch duty!
The squad leaves, dancing to the lambada and drumming.
Greetings from the KVN team “Cool Koloboks”
at the regional game "KVN in Smolensk"
SCENE 1 “At recess”
On stage Petya, Roma, Oksana, Julia
Yulia looks in the mirror, sits on a chair, Roma sits on a chair,
behind them: Petya stands looking at the phone, Oksana with a book
Oksana: Roma, what were we assigned for homework in biology?
Roma: I don’t know. I gave the diary to Kushelev to scare my parents!
Julia: Why teach lessons? Who needs this education?
Petya: How? Why did I serve two years in 1st and 2nd grade?
Julia: Petya, do you like going to school?
Petya: Yes, I like walking, but those hours between walks are the worst.
Olya runs in
Olya: Guys! I came to you with the most unpleasant news.
Roma: Why were the holidays cancelled?
Olya: Worse! We need to go to KVN in Novodugino!
All: It can't be!
Olya sings a song to the tune of “It’s time for business” (Spanish by A. Pugacheva).
What is this, just creepy, creepy, creepy.
We can't sleep, we can't sleep anymore!
You need to compose for KVN, yes.
Measures must be taken immediately.
Chorus:
Hey, you're up there!
There is no peace for you again!
To go to Novodugino:
Show cardoballet.
How can we win?
Tell me the answer!
After all, we need victory!
Well, what makes us worse is worse than everyone else.
Roma: Maybe we can refuse?
Julia: Oh no! We've been waiting for this for a long time!
Oksana: So you need to prepare! It's spring here! We just want to take a walk.
Petya: Yes, for such an occasion we will make such a greeting that all their mouths will open (show)
Olya: Yes, okay, guys, the main thing is participation, maybe it will work out.
Roma: We disagree!
Julia: The main thing for us is victory!
Oksana: And as for our opponents, well, we’re not too bad either.
Petya: We’ll come, watch and definitely win!
Olya: In that case, let's go win!
SCENE 2 “We’re going to KVN in Smolensk style!”
(simulation of a bus ride)
Olya, Julia, Roma are sitting on chairs.
Behind them are Oksana and Petya.
Olya sings to the tune “To Tikhoretskaya” (Spanish: Pugacheva A.)
The composition will go to KVN.
The trailer will move - the people will remain,
I'm taking the team to KVN, friends,
The opponent is rushing, The opponent is rushing, The opponent is rushing,
And I like everything
The fans are already swearing.
And our carriage runs and sways,
The jury looks angrily in our direction
Go, darlings, go, darlings,
Go, darlings
On the other side!
The conductor (Alena) enters
Alena (to the audience): If you don’t joke, you won’t go!
Alena (to Olya): Your ticket?
Alena (to Yulia): Your ticket?
Alena (to Roma): Your ticket?
Roma: My ticket!
Alena: Your ticket?
Roma: My ticket!
Alena: Are you a hare?
Roma: Are you a wolf?
Alena gets ahead of Oksana
Petya: Girl, give it to the conductor for a ticket!
Oksana: Wait, she rides for free!!
Roma leaned towards Yulia
Julia: What is your hand doing in my pocket?
Roma: Looking for matches.
Julia: You could ask.
Roma: I was embarrassed.
Oksana: Can you tell me when I need to get off to get to Novodugino?
Petya: Follow me and get off one stop early.
Julia: What kind of village is this?
Olya: This is the village of Saint.
Julia: Why Saint?
Olya: The district administration has given up on her.
Petya: Eh, after all, we are so beautiful!
Oksana: Someone has a good life in the Smolensk region!
Roma: Those who live well in the Smolensk region work in Moscow!
Olya: You’re laughing too early! In a year we will live much better!
Yulia: Are you going somewhere?
Olya: What the hell is this? Yes, it’s like a stone, and there’s an inscription on it. Well, Roma, read it, otherwise it looks bad.
Roma (runs up to the stone): To the right is wealth, that’s right, to the left is honor and glory, and straight ahead is victory.
Olya: Well, bros! Where we go!
ALL: Right!!!
SCENE 3 “Here we are!”
Everyone runs to the edge of the stage.
From left to right: Olya, Alena, Yulia, Roma, Petya, Oksana
Olya: Stop. Arrived!
Together: Hello! (bows head) We've arrived! (hands in an oblique fathom)
Alena: Today we’ll have fun with KaVeeNu,
After all, our team took the stage.
Julia: Hello, you guys,
We are visiting you,
And we will reveal the name of the team now.
We are unable to hide our name,
After all, you have heard it a thousand times!
Together: Cool Koloboks!
Roma: There are many of us, and you are alone.
We are kind, cheerful, dexterous.
Everything is baked in the oven.
Petya: Don’t lie sideways,
You will be built like a bun!
Oksana: We love to eat very much,
We will all be stronger today!
Olya: Friends, rivals,
Hello.
We are glad to meet you,
We wish you victories.
Alena: But not today
And not in this room!
Julia: There is such an intrigue here:
12 schools, but only three come out
Why not the major league!
Everyone sings to the tune of the song “I wish” (Spanish: E. Vaenga)
The sun shines brightly,
And the children laugh.
And we're hand in hand
We are standing next to each other on stage.
And there is no need for a jury
Everything is clear
And we are pleased to tell you all
Chorus:
We wish that we have victory
And so that above us
The audience laughed with us - the koloboks!
To give 100 points,
So that they don’t know grief,
To make our school happy with victory .
Petya: That’s it, that’s the end of greetings,
Let the jury now evaluate
That's how great I am!
Roma: It’s time for us to wrap up.
And to a loud “Hurray!”
And to thunderous applause
We leave the carpet.
Elena Kokshareva
Dear Colleagues! I bring to your attention a competition of cheerful and resourceful people, which took place in our kindergarten. Teachers from 7 kindergartens took part in the competition. Two teams competed: trainees and young teachers. For several months, the teams prepared for the competition, met, communicated, and rehearsed. Despite the fact that the teachers were from different kindergartens, everyone not only met, but also became friends. I was a member of the trainee team, so I offer material from our team.
1 Competition: Team Presentation(greeting, motto, credo, etc.)
Team of trainees "Babki Yozhka".
Motto: We are cool Babka Yozhki, we won’t let anyone down.
If necessary we will dance, if necessary we will sing.
These are the kind of grannies we are, we won’t get lost anywhere!
Our credo: Go to victory until the end,
Children's hearts are in our palms!
Greetings from the jury: We will give soap to the jury so that they don’t scold us harshly.
We will give the jury laughter so that everyone has fun.
Greetings to opponents: We wish you, we wish you that best prize got to us.
Greetings to the fans: You fans get sick, but don’t take pills.
Clap your hands and stomp your feet.
The team danced and sang ditties to the music from the cartoon “The Flying Ship.”
Ditties: 1. They arrived on a broom,
We're all ready to play
The best trainees
After all, we are specialists.
2. We have arrived to you from a fairy tale
Babas are Yaga's grandmothers.
Wise, beautiful,
The teachers are nice.
3. We came to you for a competition,
The whole jury was driven crazy
The old women thought
Look, we are young.
Team of young educators “Tsvetik-Semitsvetik”.
The jury summed up the results after each competition.
2 Competition – Blitz “Question and Answer”. The teachers answered in turns, with each correct answer giving the team a point.
1. What were the names of the three little pigs?
2. Where did the seventh kid hide? (In the oven).
3. What did Carlson love most? (Jam and cookies).
4. Where did the woman get the flour for Kolobok? (I swept the barn with a broom and scraped the bottom of the tree.)
5. What did the fairy make Cinderella’s carriage from? (From pumpkin).
6. What was Freken Bock’s position? (Housekeeper).
7. Who defeated the Cockroach? (Sparrow).
8. How did Thumbelina get to the land of the elves? (On a swallow).
9. Name two fairy tales where the swans are positive and negative characters? (“Wild Swans”, “Geese - Swans”).
10. What word did Kai make out of ice floes? (Eternity).
11. The tallest hero of Sergei Mikhalkov? (Uncle Styopa).
12. Who are “Winged, Hairy, and Oily”? (Sparrow, mouse and pancake).
13. Which fairy tale contains a warning that you should not drink raw water? (“Sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka”).
14. Name the most famous version of the Italian fairy tale retold by Alexei Tolstoy? (“The Golden Key or the Adventures of Pinocchio”).
3. Creative competition"Turn a blot into a fairy-tale hero." Each team completed the drawing of the blot using watercolors and felt-tip pens, turning it into a fairy-tale hero.
Team "Granny Yozhki" - cockerel, golden comb.
Team "Flower - seven-flowered" - turnip.
4 Competition “Old fairy tale in a new way.”
Teams must submit modern version famous fairy tale.
A team of trainees presented the fairy tale “Ryaba Hen in a new way.”
Storyteller: Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman, and they had a chicken, Ryaba. And here comes the grandfather (Grandfather comes out, barely walking).
Grandfather: Uh, good! I ate chips and crackers and washed it down with Pepsi-Cola. Now you can relax, lie on the sofa, and watch hot girls on the computer. But then an SMS arrived, my daughter and son-in-law were leaving for the Maldives, and they were giving us a granddaughter and grandmother. You should read smart literature, take care of raising your granddaughter, teach her to be smart. (Lies on the sofa, reads the program “From birth to school”).
An old woman in sportswear comes in with dumbbells and a jump rope.
Grandma: Well, grandfather, you don’t have any healthy lifestyle. Look at me, I’m slim, pretty, I drink tea to lose weight, not Pepsi. I’m on a diet, I eat fruits and vegetables, not chips and crackers. That's why I don't gain extra calories. I go in for sports, I run for shaping, Pilates, yoga, swimming pool every day. Even if you send me to the Olympics, all the medals will be mine. And you keep being clever, reading books on the sofa, ruining your eyesight. Better go and check the hen Ryaba, maybe she laid an egg.
Ryaba the chicken comes out.
Hen: I’m not a simple chicken, I’m a pockmarked chicken. I comb feather to feather, smooth everything, take care of myself, and practice good hygiene skills.
Storyteller: The hen laid an egg, not just an ordinary one, but a golden one, it shimmers in the sun, everyone likes it. Even if you take it to a museum for an exhibition, it will not be inferior in beauty to Faberge. Grandfather wanted an egg. Grandfather beat him and beat him, but didn’t break him.
Grandfather: It’s just like the woman says, I don’t have any strength left, I don’t do exercises, I don’t go to the gym, I don’t train my muscles, I don’t even finger gymnastics I don’t do it, I’m completely weak. I'll have to ask grandma to break an egg. Hey, grandma, come here, our chicken laid a hard-boiled egg, I can’t break it, but I’m so hungry.
Storyteller: Baba is glad to show her strength to her grandfather. But it didn’t work out that way, the woman beat and beat, but didn’t break it.
Grandma: What kind of egg is this? There is probably a lot of calcium in it, it turned out to be very strong.
Storyteller: At this time, the mouse-granddaughter ran past, and, as always, wagged its tail. (The mouse runs out).
Grandma: Mouse, you're wagging your tail again. How many times do I have to tell you how to behave in polite society? Be modest, kind, polite and neat. You see, there’s an egg lying there, a chicken laid it, but it’s not a simple egg, it contains a lot of calcium.
Mouse: Everything is brought up, brought up from childhood - now educators have been found.
Storyteller: The mouse waved its tail, the egg fell, but did not break, the cunning mouse rolled it into its hole.
Mouse: Just with calcium, I’ll be healthy! (The mouse runs away with the egg).
Storyteller: The grandfather is crying, the woman is crying.
Woman: What kind of mouse is so ill-mannered.
Grandfather: Yes! She never even held the education program in her paws.
Storyteller: And the chicken clucks.
Hen: Don't cry grandfather, don't cry woman. Today we brought dietary eggs to the supermarket, selected, the healthiest ones. Run faster before everything is taken apart.
Storyteller: That’s the end of the tale, and whoever didn’t have time to run to the supermarket for eggs, well done!
A team of young educators presented the fairy tale “Flower - Seven Flowers in a New Way.”
5 Competition “Difile of teacher’s clothes”.
The "Tsvetik-Seven-Tsvetik" team presents the teacher's clothes.
A teacher is on a walk with a large bag for takeaway materials.
The teacher is a jack of all trades, everything is at hand - tape, glue, paper.
I want to look like this!
Fashion show of the clothes of the teacher of the "Babki Yozhki" team.
A teacher is a repository of enormous information. Sometimes she even performs nanny duties.
Educator - creative person, and dance, and sing, and musical instrument plays.
And the next outfit created a huge sensation among the audience.
You often meet such teachers at the kindergarten site, all our meager salaries.
And everyone wants to look like this!
The jury summed up the results, the trainees - “Victory!”
Target: To form in preschoolers ideas about the Olympic Games of our time as part of universal human culture.
Tasks:
Educational areas « Physical Culture", "Health":
Maintain children's interest in various types sports;
Introduce children to healthy image life.
Contribute physical development children, their strength, speed, dexterity.
Integration of the areas “Cognition”, “Socialization”, “Communication”:
To create in children an idea of the Olympic Games as a peaceful competition for the purpose of physical improvement of people, in which people from all over the world participate.
Continue to enrich our understanding of them, the sporting achievements of our country, and Olympic victories.
To foster a sense of pride in Russia’s sporting achievements and victories at the Olympics.
To consolidate children's knowledge about the symbols and rituals of the Olympic Games.
Accustom to observe this word (oath).
Strengthen friendly relationships between adults and children.
To promote the development of competitive qualities in children, a sense of mutual assistance and support.
Activate children's vocabulary: symbol, continent, torch, oath, motto, emblem, talisman.
Preliminary work:
Reading fiction on a sports theme.
Examination of reproductions and albums on sports topics.
Learning sports-themed poems and songs with children and employees.
Watching video materials that present elements of the Olympic Games - the procession of athletes, raising the flag, competitions.
Interactive game “Types of Sports”.
Conversations about sports.
Prepare emblems, slogans, posters, Olympic flag.
Come up with and teach the team name and motto to the children.
Fanfare sounds
Leading: Hello, Dear friends, competition participants, fans, guests and respected jury! We begin solemn ceremony opening of the small Olympic Games.
Olympic Games? What kind of games are these? These are special games - sports. And sport brings people health and good mood. Let all children today become Olympians for a while and test their strength in sports competitions.
Child:
1. What is the Olympics?
This is a fair sports fight!
Participating in it is a reward
Anyone can win!
2. We are opening the Olympic games
We invite everyone to this holiday!
We wish you health, happiness, joy,
May Olympic success come to you!
Leading:
The holiday is joyful, beautiful,
It couldn't have been better,
And from all the children happy
Olympics - ours:
Children: Hello!
Leading:
Flags are flying over the stadium,
Youth and strength come to the parade.
To the glory of the young in all the stands
Cheers and pennants are burning!
Prepare for the march as a team! March to the opening ceremony of the Small Olympic Games!
Along with the march, the teams walk around the hall and line up at their seats.
Report to the captains that the teams are ready for the opening of the festival.
The captains take turns reporting on the readiness of the teams for the opening of the holiday.
Captains' report:
Greetings from the Sports Team:
Comrade Chairman of the Olympic Committee! Team ( Sports) is ready to participate in the Small Olympic Games!
You, rival, don’t look askance,
You, rival, smile!
We know someone will win
Well, the weakest one will fly.
Greetings from the Tempered team:
The Seasoned team is ready to participate in the Small Olympic Games!
And, competing with you,
We will remain friends.
Let the fight rage on
And our friendship goes along with it!
Greetings to the fans:
You fans, cheer
But don't take the pills.
Clap your hands
And stomp your feet!
Teams' message to the jury:
"Sports":
Judge correctly and fairly,
So that you don’t have to shout “Fuck the judge!” »
"Tempered":
Smile, relax,
Forget about business
We will show you the program,
Don't break it to smithereens!
Leading:
Let the jury decide the entire course of the battle
He will follow it without fail.
Who will be friendlier?
He will win in battle!
Leading:
Parade! Be equal! Attention! Comrade chief judge of the competition! Sports teams We are ready for the opening of the Small Olympic Games! Allow me to bring in the Olympic flag!
Main judge: I allow you to bring in the Olympic flag!
Presenter: Parade! Be equal! Attention! Head to the flag! Bring in the flag of the Small Olympic Games! Everyone stand up!
(they bring in the flag) Amid fanfare they bring in the flag and place it against the wall.
Leading: The symbol of the Olympics - five intertwined colored rings - symbolizes friendship between people of all continents: Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia and America.
Five rings on a white flag
Intertwined with each other,
As if all the athletes in the world
They held hands tightly.
According to the established Olympic tradition, athletes take a solemn oath before the start of the competition, in which they undertake to follow the rules of the game and honestly fight for championship. I propose not to deviate from the traditions of the Olympians... Young athletes! To take the oath, at attention!
(To the teams.)
We vow that we will take part in the Olympic Games because we want to be healthy, strong and agile!
Teams: We swear!
Leading: We swear that we will play fair and not be upset if we don't win, because then our friends will still win!
Teams: We swear!
Leading: We swear we will try our best!?
Teams: We swear!
Leading: The time has come for the solemn moment - we need to light the Olympic flame. Have all the children make flames with their hands. Children, raise your arms up and rotate your hands ( shows the execution of the movement).
You see, it’s as if the Olympic flame really lit up. Now you can lower your hands, we have depicted the symbol of the Olympics.
We consider the Small Olympic Games open!
Dance "Olympic Flame".
The competition begins. I ask the teams to line up at the starting line.
Let's do an Olympic warm-up:
Keep your back straight.
Head back, head forward,
Right, left, turn.
Raise your arms straight up,
How tall they are!
Reach even higher
Turn right, left.
And now the pelvis is dancing,
Look at us.
With this glorious exercise
We are not too lazy to jump,
Like a ball, all day long.
Leading: Guys, now try it, have your muscles become stronger? Wonderful, well done!
Leading: We are in the gym. Gymnastics! And now the “Jumping Relay”. The first participant jumps from the start line to the finish line with the ball sandwiched between his knees, returns running, carrying the ball in his hands, passes it to another participant.
Leading: Well done. We did well! I ask the gymnasts to take their places. You need to walk along the gymnastics bench, arms to the sides, jump off, run to the cone, come back, pass the baton to the next player.
Leading: I propose the “Sports Polymath” competition. Each team will be given a riddle. Listen to her to the end and give an answer. Don't shout.
Two metal brothers
How they grew together with the boots,
Wanted to go for a ride
Top! - onto the ice and off we went.
Ay, yes brothers, ay, easy!
What are the brothers' names? …skates.
Two wooden arrows
I put it on my feet.
I wanted to go down the mountain
Yes, he flew head over heels.
That was a laugh
From that dump:
They're on me
And sticks on top! (skis)
Everyone there is wearing armor on the ice platform
They fight, grapple in a sharp fight.
The fans shout: “Hit harder!”
Believe me, this is not a fight, but... hockey
One hit with a racket -
The shuttlecock flies over the net.
Although Seryozha hit him hard,
The shuttlecock hit the net.
Anton won today.
What were they playing? B... badminton
This game has its own attributes:
T-shirts, shorts, people wearing boots.
The goalkeeper stands alone at the gate,
A crowd of people rushes across the field,
From the stands the word “Goal!” is heard like an explosion.
What are the two teams playing? In... football
Vanechka came out onto the ice,
He hits the goal with the puck.
Is Vanyushka hitting the puck with a stick?
No! Not with a stick. This is...a stick
The field has two halves
And along the edges hang baskets.
Then the ball flies over the field,
Then it gallops between people.
Everyone hits him and the ball is angry,
And they play... basketball with him
Winter on the site
The floor is cold and smooth.
But the hockey players are happy
Slippery floor, smooth, clean.
He'll hit himself with a bump,
Who will suddenly plop down on... ice
Leading: And now we are transferred to the pool. Swimming! I ask swimmers to start. You need to “swim” along the bench, pulling yourself up with your arms, get up, run to the cone, come back, pass the baton.
Leading: While the jury sums up the results, ditties about sports are performed.
1. We are sports guys
we live together happily
and sports ditties
We'll sing for you today!
2. We will sing ditties for you.
Listen carefully,
And all together to the music
Clap hard!
3. If a boy is kicking a ball
In the morning in a clean field,
This boy, we know for sure,
He will become a football player!
4. Two flowers bloom
Silver color
I'm a basketball player!
5. If you play sports,
You will become slim and tall,
And swing on the horizontal bar
You won't become like a sack!
6. We will give advice to grannies,
Dear moms and dads:
To the most precious health
Cherish yours!
7. About pills and medications
Forget forever
Let them become friends with you
Sun, air and water!
8. Did you like the ditties?
We sang them for you!
We wish everyone good health
In this bright, good hour!
Leading: From the pool we are transported with you to the stadium. Athletics! At the start, the athletes are already warming up. Running with an obstacle, that is, at speed you need to jump over soft booms (4 pieces), back - run in a straight line, pass the baton to someone else.
Leading: We're on the tennis court. Tennis! Are tennis players ready to compete? You need to carry a small ball on a badminton racket, run like a snake between the soft booms, and return back in a straight line.
Leading: And now we have a competition for captains “Ski Track Race”. Participants put on “skis” and, pushing off with gymnastic sticks, run, zigzag between the pins to a landmark and return to the team.
Leading: And now we are transferred to the treadmill. Running “In a car”, one participant holds a hoop - “driver”, two more participants run side by side. Holding the hoop with your hand.
Leading:"Jumping into the Olympic rings." Participants must go through their chains, jumping with both feet from ring to ring.
In the meantime, the jury decides who was faster, we will listen to children perform poems about sports.
1. In the name of future victories,
For the glory of Russian sports,
Leading to new records!
2 . I need to play sports
We must, we must toughen up!
You have to be the first in everything
We don't care about frost!
3. Don’t be lazy to exercise, Physical education is life!
Always be sporty -
Forget about illnesses!
4 . Let him become a champion
Forged by struggle,
The task is not at all easy,
But become simply dexterous,
Gain skill
Leading: The Olympics are over, and we all need to say goodbye. How did you guys like the Olympics?
But no matter who the winner is, we are confident. That all teams won today. They all showed that they can be skillful, strong and, most importantly, healthy. And this is the most important thing.
The judges of the Olympiad give the floor to sum up the results.
For participation in the Small Olympic Games, all children are awarded medals and sweet prizes .
Prizes are being awarded to all participants.
Leading: Now let's put out the Olympic flame.
Children, raise your hands up and draw flames with your hands. Now clench your fingers into your fists: you see, our Olympic flame has gone out before a new interesting Olympics is held.
I ask everyone present at the Small Olympic Games to stand up!
When the flag is taken out, everyone stand at attention! (the flag is carried out amid fanfare)
The Small Olympic Games are considered closed!
Let's do an Olympic warm-up:
Keep your back straight.
Head back, head forward,
Right, left, turn.
Raise your arms straight up,
How tall they are!
Reach even higher
Turn right, left.
And now the pelvis is dancing,
Look at us.
With this glorious exercise
Sit down together and stand up together!
We are not too lazy to jump,
Like a ball, all day long.
Let's do an Olympic warm-up:
Keep your back straight.
Head back, head forward,
Right, left, turn.
Raise your arms straight up,
How tall they are!
Reach even higher
Turn right, left.
And now the pelvis is dancing,
Look at us.
With this glorious exercise
Sit down together and stand up together!
We are not too lazy to jump,
Like a ball, all day long.
Let's do an Olympic warm-up:
Keep your back straight.
Head back, head forward,
Right, left, turn.
Raise your arms straight up,
How tall they are!
Reach even higher
Turn right, left.
And now the pelvis is dancing,
Look at us.
With this glorious exercise
Sit down together and stand up together!
We are not too lazy to jump,
Like a ball all day
1. In the name of future victories,
For the glory of Russian sports,
Long live the Children's Olympics,
Leading to new records!
2 . I need to play sports
We must, we must toughen up!
You have to be the first in everything
We don't care about frost!
3 . Don’t be lazy to study
Physical education is life!
Always be sporty -
Forget about illnesses!
4 . Let him become a champion
Forged by struggle,
The task is not at all easy,
But become simply dexterous,
Gain skill
Become healthy and strong. Beauty!
Ditties about sports are sung.
1. We are sports guys
we live together happily
and sports ditties
We'll sing for you today!
2. We will sing ditties for you.
Listen carefully,
And all together to the music
Clap hard!
3. If a boy is kicking a ball
In the morning in a clean field,
This boy, we know for sure,
He will become a football player!
4. Two flowers bloom
Silver color
Oh, don't become such a sprout
I'm a basketball player!
5. If you play sports,
You will become slim and tall,
And swing on the horizontal bar
You won't become like a sack!
6. We will give advice to grannies,
Dear moms and dads:
To the most precious health
Cherish yours!
7. About pills and medications
Forget forever
Let them become friends with you
Sun, air and water!
8. Did you like the ditties?
We sang them for you!
We wish everyone good health
In this bright, good hour!
Examples of jury greetings.
We will give soap to the jury,
So that we are not strictly reprimanded.
We will give the jury laughter,
So that everyone has fun.
You are the jury, jury, jury
Don't judge us by threes,
And you judge us by five,
You will help us!
Judge correctly and fairly,
So that you don’t have to shout “Judge to the soap”!
About the jury, dear jury
Is it really at this hour
Sign us today
Your disastrous order?
Glory and honor to you!
We all love accurate counting!
Smile, relax
Forget about business
We will show you the program
Don't break it to smithereens.
You are the jury, don't scold us,
Judge more fairly!
So as not to lose count,
Here's an abacus for you to count.
Ah jury, jury, jury
Don't judge us strictly!
And judge fairly
We will play beautifully!
Greetings from the jury.
If I were a sultan,
I would have the power
And to your team
I wouldn't let it go to waste.
But I'm not a sultan
And I ask the jury:
You are my team
Help me dear.
Why are you so indifferent to us?
And why don't you add a point?
We are not beautiful, maybe on the outside,
But we are not afraid of the tenth wave.
Wait, don't rush.
Wait, don't rush.
Wait, don't rush
Give an answer.
It's a pity that in the world of everything
Only five points in total
Only five points in total
No more.
Examples of greetings to opponents.
We wish you, we wish you...
May the best prize go to us!
And, competing with you,
We will remain friends.
Let the fight rage on
And our friendship goes along with it.
We wish you to take a prize place,
But not the first, but the second!
We just want to wish
You need to show off your best self.
We came to you to win,
We want to be the best!
You, rival, don’t look askance,
You, rival, smile!
It is known that someone will win,
Well, the weakest will fly.
Even though you are a bigger rival than us,
But try, get around!
If only we lose -
It's better not to go into the forest.
We fun team,
We don't know how to be bored
You can compete with us
You risk losing!
Rivals don't need
Not a bar of chocolate
And they need victory
Everyone loves to win.
Examples of greetings from fans.
Hello true friends,
After all, we can’t live without you!
We will not disgrace our class,
We won't upset you either!
Viewer, support us!
Viewer, we love you!
Spectator, clap harder!
Spectator, it will be more fun!
You, fan, help,
Help us for God's sake
Extend your hand of friendship,
Or we'll stretch our legs.
If we are in your destiny,
Well, at least it means something,
Pray for us my friend,
Wish us luck.
We are funny guys
They came to play in KVN.
And you fans, cheer
For the team from the heart!
You are my fan, you are next to me,
I am next to you at the decisive hour, You are my fan, you are next to me. This means victory is in our pocket.
You fans, cheer
But don't take the pills.
Clap your hands
And stomp your feet!
Greeting the team for the cooking competition
Give it a little time
And get your spoons ready!
We'll surprise you today
The food is top class!
Greeting the team for the nursing competition
Be ready this evening
Forget about doctors!
You are only pain for us, spectator,
For the rest - be healthy!
Names and mottos of teams for competitions, KVN, children's camps, relay races.
"Tourists"
Don't look at others' feet -
Take care of yourself on the road.
"Stars of the Continents"
The whole world is in our hands
We are the Stars of the Continents
Broke to smithereens
All our competitors!
"Progress"
No step back,
No matter how much in place,
But just forward
And only all together.
"Freckles"
If you want to be freckled, tan through a sieve.
"Scarlet Sails"
The wind blows in the sails, youth believes in miracles.
Swim always, swim everywhere, and you will find the path to your dream!
"Major League"
And our motto is - more action, less words!
"Firefly"
Although our light is weak and we are small,
But we are friendly and that is why we are strong.
"Leader"
If there is to be, then to be the best!
"Orange"
We are like orange slices.
We are friendly and indivisible.
"Restless"
Boredom and laziness are out of our minds - our “Restless” squad.
"Smile"
Life without a smile is a mistake,
Long live laughter and smile!
"Prometheus"
Light a fire in the hearts of people, as Prometheus did.
"Friendship"
Our motto: Friendship and success!
We will defeat everyone today!
All for one, one for all,
Then the team will be successful!
"Veselchak"
Laugh 100 times or more a day
Veselchak lives the longest!
"Brigantine"
No boredom, no mud
On board the Brigantine.
"Worms"
Let's break off all the hooks -
We are cool worms!
"Fifth Element"
We are the fifth element
The eighth wonder of the world!
We are the best of the best
Everyone will know about it!
"Children of Russia"
Ripped jeans, bandanas, sneakers,
We are the children of Russia, we are the children of the party!
"Sun"
Sunshine, sunshine
We are your rays.
Be good people
Teach us.
"Bots"
In the morning we will put on our boots
And let's forget all worries!
"Anthill"
Anthill is cool!
Collect try us!
"Fidgets"
Hop-hey la-la-lay!
The roof is moving, we are behind it!
"Tube"
We will squeeze out as much as we can.
"Buttons"
Wherever we want, we’ll stick there.
We will achieve what we want.
"Rustlers"
(space theme)
Rustling forward, forward,
Friendship leads us to success
We rustle through the starry rain and wind,
It's very hard not to notice us!
Solar circle, space around -
Stars, comets, planets,
We will rustle, rush to the stars,
To open faster:
How comets fly
Do planets sleep at night?
And we will be able to discover other secrets!
"Archimedes"
We must go to success and victories,
We can discover life like Archimedes.
"Droplets"
We are friendly droplets of the school river
We are joining the sea of a huge country!
"Friendship"
If you can’t, we’ll help you, if you don’t want to, we’ll force you,
We won’t let the squad be disgraced!
"Rainbow"
We will always be together, like the colors of the rainbow!
"Winx Fairies"
Friendship, youth, love, beauty -
This is the fairies' formula for success!
They will always come to the rescue,
Just call them - they are at the door!
"Ladushka"
We love our "ladushka"
We will all be stronger today!
Brave, healthy and strong guys
Raised ours kindergarten!"
"Baby"
We are Team "Baby"
Let's stand up for our potty!
"Lord of the Highway"
A road sign is not your enemy!
"Traffic light"
Stop, car! Stop, motor! Brake quickly, driver!
The red eye looks straight ahead -
This is a strict traffic light!
"Sentman"
Everyone should know the ABCs of the road!
"Merry traffic light"
“The cheerful traffic light” is our squad’s name,
After all, everyone here is happy to learn the traffic rules!
And we came to you here with a proposal:
- Do not break the traffic rules!
"Bell"
We are the "Bell" team
We ring to the whole world.
Hello to all competitors today Musical helmet (and ring something)
