Sayings, dialogues and quotes from the film Office Romance - fiction Soviet film, a lyrical comedy from two episodes. The director of the film is Eldar Ryazanov. The film was shot in 1977 at the Mosfilm studio. The film is the leader at the box office in 1978, it was watched by over 58 million viewers.
This is not a horse, this is some kind of mammoth. Let's come already!
Without statistics there is no life at all... but some kind of hard labor...
I have such an impeccable reputation that it’s high time I was compromised.
Guess what I'm smoking now? Marlboro. The new deputy threw a whole block from the master's shoulder. Makes friends with the secretary. Now he is sitting with the Old Woman.
Let's take honey mushrooms, for example. They grow on stumps. If you come to the forest and are lucky with a stump, then you can collect a whole mountain... stumps... oh, again...
“It’s quiet around, only the badger is not sleeping. He hung his ears on branches and quietly dances around.”
A cigarette, a match, a box?
I look at you, Verochka, and think: if I were more frivolous, I would... wow!!!
You just cried - and it was as if you were normal... And it shocked me...
You didn't do anything special, you ruined my new dress.
You see, Bublikov died... and then he didn’t die...
She and I didn't make it to the closet.
She basically doesn’t know that there are children in the world. She is sure that they are born adults, according to staffing table, with position and salary.
- - Did you buy new boots, Vera?
- - Yes, I haven’t decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofievna. You like?
- - Very defiant. I wouldn't take these. And if I were you, I would be interested in boots not during work, but after it.
- - So, you need to take good boots.
Why are you dealing with me personally? Entrust me to your secretary.
Well, that’s it, Novoseltsev, your job is screwed.
Go... to the accounting department!!!
I didn’t bring you bouquets! Why did I... Am I stunned or what?! Have you eaten too much henbane?!
What an interesting reproduction of La Gioconda!
We call it “our mymra”. Of course, behind the scenes.
Lyudmila Prokofyevna, where did you pick up this vulgarity? You're swaying your hips like an obscene woman!
My good advice to you: like a good comrade, drop it all, get it out of your head and return - to your family, to your team, to your work! That's how it should be!
Personally, I go to service only because it ennobles me.
I don’t feel sorry for Masha Seleznyova.
It is shoes that make a woman a woman.
Well, there she sits, in creepy roses!
Hello... Prokofya... Lyudmilovna...
Well, what are your plans for the evening? What company? Will there be men there? Well, go ahead and introduce me. I am now a lonely woman...
If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we are doing.
Have you noticed that we are experiencing shortages of certain goods? This is due to the fact that certain products are not planned by such idiots as you. Please redo it.
Put Vera in her place! And don't touch it with your hands anymore!
Finally get up! And... go... do... what?... business!
Sit down... uh... sit down.
In general, let men think that everything is fine with you.
Statistics is a science, it does not tolerate approximation...
There must be a mystery in a woman! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. Hip free gait. Uninhibited free panther movement before jumping. Men don't let such a woman pass!
Our leadership, that is, me, had, oddly enough, yum-yum, an idea: to appoint you, one of the leading workers in domestic statistics - what is there to hide, ha-ha-ha! - head of department light industry. Light industry.
And this is Shura - pretty, but, unfortunately, active. She was once nominated for public work and since then they have not been able to push her back.
Whether he will die again is unknown, but the flowers disappear. Shura pulls them out of Bublikov and... oh, that is, from a wreath from under Bublikov, makes bouquets and gives them to the women.
"Women often do stupid things when they're approaching forty." Well, she, of course, knows better!
- - We love you... deep down... somewhere very deep...
- - Very deep! So deep that I don't even notice it!
- - No, it’s noticeable, it should be noticeable...
Some of the most popular are quotes from the film. Love affair at work! This is a much-loved film for many generations and in some ways very relevant even today. That’s why many people like phrases from the Office Romance so much.
You just cried - and as if you were normal...
I have had no one more dear to you for several days now...
Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Did you do poorly at school? I knew that you were a former poor student!
- Let's leave my dark past alone.
We love you. Somewhere deep down, somewhere very deep.
Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Imagine, Bublikov died!
- Why did he die? I didn’t give such an order... How did you die?
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina. “Mymra” Activist Shura
The office romance, quotes from which are collected here, was filmed by Eldar Ryazanov in 1977.
How do you like the boots?
- Very provocative, I wouldn’t take them.
- So, you need to take good boots.
Chest forward!
- Breast? Vera, you flatter me.
- Everyone flatters you.
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”. Verochka
You're not a drinker.
- How is it that you don’t drink? Very much so...why?
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”. Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
You can’t say anything, you are a real modern man!
- What right do you have to insult me like that?!
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”. Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
I have such an impeccable reputation that it’s high time I was compromised.
Are you not interested in berries?
- Only in the form of jam.
- How do you feel about poetry... in the form of poetry?
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”. Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
No matter how much you reread phrases from the film Office Romance, it’s still not enough!
What kind of person are you? I just can’t figure you out...
- You don’t have to bite me, why bite me through.
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”. Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
You wouldn’t allow yourself to throw a bouquet at any of your employees’ faces. Are you really not indifferent to me?
- One more word and I’ll throw a decanter at you!
- If you make me a decanter, then you really are me... so-and-so...
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”. Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Don't hit me on the head, it's my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”. Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
Sometimes it happens that I want to cry, but why should I cry alone? It's like an alcoholic drinking alone.
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”
She basically doesn’t know that there are children in the world. She is sure that people are born adults according to the staffing table, with a position and salary.
Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
You are leaving because the director of your institution, Kalugina...
- Well, well, bolder, bolder!
- Tyrant?!
- Yes. Tyrant!
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra”. Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev
There must be a mystery in a woman! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. Hip free gait. Uninhibited free panther movement before jumping. Men don't let such a woman pass!
Verochka
How could she leave the children, Leontyev? She's a mother.
- Ha! Mother!.. Their mother was Novoseltsev!
Lyudmila Prokofievna Kalugina “Mymra” Verochka
It is shoes that make a woman a woman.
Verochka
“Office Romance” - a lyrical comedy directed by Eldar Ryazanov, has long become a classic of Russian cinema and is one of those unique films that can be watched countless times. The film's brilliant phrases, subtle humor, music and excellent acting cannot help but make you smile.
Phrases from the film “Office Romance” have long been parsed into quotes:
Personally, I go to service only because it ennobles me.
If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we are doing.
We call it “our mymra”. Of course, behind the scenes.
And this is Shura - pretty, but, unfortunately, active. She was once nominated for public work and since then they have not been able to push her back.
Each new broom places its people everywhere.
She's not a woman, she's a director.
When I see her, my legs just give way.
You just cried - and it was as if you were normal... And it shocked me...
It is shoes that make a woman a woman.
What distinguishes a businesswoman from... a woman?
After all... this is how you walk! After all, this is incomprehensible to the mind! It's all gone, it's tied in a knot right here, it's all shriveled up like an old torn shoe, and now it's scratching for work, as if it's driving piles!
There must be a mystery in a woman! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. Hip free gait. Uninhibited free panther movement before jumping. Men don't let such a woman pass!
Lyudmila Prokofyevna, where did you pick up this vulgarity? You're swaying your hips like an obscene woman!
In general, let men think that everything is fine with you.
How is it teetotal? Very much so...why? I won’t refuse good wine...
When a woman is told that she is smart, does that mean that she is a complete fool?
You wouldn’t allow yourself to throw a bouquet in the face of any of your employees. Are you really not indifferent to me?
Not only are you a liar, a coward and an impudent person, you are also a fighter!
What do you think of my hairstyle?
- To die is not to rise!
I have such an impeccable reputation that it’s high time I was compromised.
Let's leave my dark past alone.
You know, I understood why you and I separated: we need a child!
- Do you want us to have a child?
- Yes! And as soon as possible!
- But I can't now. There are still two hours until the end of work and Kalugina is here... I can’t leave!
Don't hit me on the head, it's my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
And they actually sent me to the accounting department!
- Yes, you need to plow!
So, it turns out that everyone considers me such a monster?
- No need to exaggerate. Not everyone... not such a monster...
People, we rent for 50 kopecks. Masha Selezneva has a new addition to her family!
- Personally, I have nothing to do with it!
This means that the bad legs, Lyudmila Prokofyevna, must be hidden.
- Where?
- Under the maxi!
Did you do poorly at school? I knew that you were a former poor student!
- Let's leave my dark past alone.
This is Verochka. She is curious, like all women, and feminine, like all secretaries.
Friends say that I have a beautiful... baritone... treble.
- Wait, a guess struck me: are you drunk?
- No, what are you talking about! When I'm drunk, I'm violent. Gee-gee-gee! Here. And now I'm quiet.
- I'm lucky.
In short, I have already signed an order appointing you as head of the department.
- For what? What have I done to you that is so bad?
What about the circus?
- I have enough circus in my life.
We have already said goodbye to you!
- Did you say goodbye? So let's say hello!
Not only are you a liar, a coward and an impudent person, you are also a fighter!
- Yes, I'm a tough nut to crack!
I really want to make a good impression on you.
- You succeeded... already.
- I want to strengthen it.
When I see her, my legs just give way.
- Don’t just stand there, sit down!
How about thirty-six?
- Yes, yes, I’m younger than you, Anatoly Efremovich, but how much do I look?
- Thirty... five...
Place your horse! What do you! She's heavy. Why did you grab onto her?!
- I became close to her.
Petr Ivanovich Bublikov, head of the catering department. Maybe that's why he's so... well-fed.
Stop crying! What are you, you are not entitled to your position.
If anyone else dies or is born today, I will be left without lunch.
What do you think of my hairstyle?
- To die is not to rise.
Yeah, I want to sing.
- What a misfortune!
Chest forward!
- Breast? Vera, you flatter me.
- Everyone flatters you.
Irony is a mask for the defenseless.
Just please, hurry up: I have a lot of things to do.
- It’s okay, your pile will wait. Nothing will be done to her.
You're smart.
- When a woman is told that she is smart, does this mean that she is a complete fool?
How do you like the boots?
- Very provocative, I wouldn’t take them.
- So, you need to take good boots.
We love you. Somewhere deep down, somewhere very deep.
What kind of person are you? I just can’t figure you out...
- You don’t have to bite me, why bite me through.
I have had no one more dear to you for several days now...
You claimed that I was callous!
- Why? Soft!
- Inhumane!
- Human!
- Heartless!
- Heartfelt!
- Dry!
- Wet!
I understand who you are talking about.
- And besides you, does anyone else understand?
- The whole team.
- We have good information!
You can’t say anything, you are a real modern man!
- What right do you have to insult me like that?!
You are leaving because the director of your institution, Kalugina...
- Well, well, bolder, bolder!
- Tyrant?!
- Yes. Tyrant!
"Love affair at work" was born in 1971 in the form of a play and bore the name “Colleagues”. The play was staged in Moscow - at the Theater. Vl. Mayakovsky and in Leningrad - at the Comedy Theater. It was such a constant success that the play began to be staged in other theaters. This prompted its author, Eldar Ryazanov, to make a film based on the play.
The film premiered in Moscow in 1977. “Office Romance” immediately became one of the most popular domestic films. In the first months of release, literally the entire country managed to watch the film - 58 million people, and quotes from the characters in the film immediately turned into catchphrases.
The actors for this film were selected very quickly, since Ryazanov still had valuable “reserves” after screen tests in previous films. This is one of the few cases in Russian cinema when Ryazanov, without screen tests and approval through the artistic council, was allowed to cast the actors he wanted.
In the play, Vera was a young, long-legged beauty. But when Ryazanov and Braginsky wrote the script for the film, they changed Verochka to Akhedzhakova. And since in appearance she was very different from the long-legged beauties, her heroine only got from the secretary from the play that she was known as a fashionista. So we saw the incomparable Liya Akhedzhakova in the role of a trendsetter and Mymra’s mentor in matters of female flirting.
Musical words business card film - songs " There is no bad weather"were written by Ryazanov himself. According to him, he went through a lot of versions of poems famous poets, but didn't find anything. In order not to embarrass the film's composer, he gave them to him under the guise of the work of the English poet William Blake. He didn’t feel the “fraud”. IN next year the song became a laureate of the Song-78 festival.
For 40 years now, we have firmly believed in stories about office Cinderellas who can turn into beauties, love in the workplace and all-knowing secretaries. And quotes from the film help you plunge into the atmosphere of this magical Moscow working fairy tale:
- Personally, I go to service only because it ennobles me.
- If there were no statistics, we would not even suspect how well we are doing.
- And this is Shura - pretty, but, unfortunately, active. She was once nominated for public work and since then they have not been able to push her back.
- She basically doesn’t know that there are children in the world. She is sure that they are born adults, according to the staffing table, with a position and salary.
- - Did you buy new boots, Vera?
- Yes, I haven’t decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofievna. You like?
- Very defiant. I wouldn't take these. And if I were you, I would be interested in boots not during work, but after it.
- So, you need to take good boots. - - I really want to make a good impression on you.
- You succeeded... already.
- I want to strengthen it. - - Verochka, when you are fifty years old, we will collect for you too!
- I won’t live long, I’m in a harmful job. - Well, what are your plans for the evening? What company? Will there be men there? Well, go ahead and introduce me. I am now a lonely woman...
- - We love you. Somewhere deep down, somewhere very deep.
- - So, it turns out that everyone considers me such a monster?
- No need to exaggerate. Not everyone... not such a monster... - There must be a mystery in a woman! The head is slightly raised, the eyes are slightly lowered, everything is free here, the shoulders are thrown back. Hip free gait. Uninhibited free panther movement before jumping. Men don't let such a woman pass!
- - I haven’t had anyone more dear to you for several days now.…
- - Chest forward!
- Breast? You flatter me, Vera.
- Everyone flatters you! - - 50 kopecks each, Novoseltsev. Hand over the money. For the wreath and the orchestra.
- If anyone else dies or is born today, I will be left without lunch. - Well, there she sits, in creepy roses!
- - You're smart.
- When a woman is told that she is smart, does this mean that she is a complete fool? - - Where is your door...?
- Where necessary, there is a door! - - Not only are you a liar, a coward and an impudent person, but you are also a fighter!
- Yes, I'm a tough nut to crack! - - Red. Or white?
- Or white. But it can be red. - - I have children. I have two of them: a boy and... um... de... also a boy. Two boys.
- - Don't interrupt, please! I'll get lost myself.
- - What do you think of my hairstyle?
- To die is not to rise!
- I think so too. - What an interesting reproduction of La Gioconda!
- I have such an impeccable reputation that it’s high time I was compromised.
- - You claimed that I was callous!
- Why? Soft!
- Inhumane!
- Human!
- Heartless!
- Heartfelt!
- Dry!
- Wet! - - Just please, hurry up: I have a lot of things to do.
- It’s okay, your pile will wait. Nothing will be done to her. - - Did you do poorly at school? I knew that you were a former poor student!
- Let's leave my dark past alone. - Put Vera in her place! And don't touch it with your hands anymore!
- - You can’t say anything, you are a real modern man!
- What right do you have to insult me like that?! - - Don't hit me on the head, it's my sore spot!
- This is your empty space!
