I am Baba Yaga! And who are you?
Even if childhood is far behind, any person still continues to believe in fairy tales. This fabulous horoscope will take you into the world of ancient Russian folklore.
Who are you according to your zodiac sign - a mermaid, kikimora or Baba Yaga? Read soon!
Aries (21.03-20.04): Serpent Gorynych
In every Aries lives the real Serpent Gorynych. This is a very hot character (in every sense of the word). One wrong step in his direction, and you will not be able to escape from his fire-breathing mouth.
Although Gorynych has three heads, he rarely thinks of even one. Therefore, he often does stupid things, especially when he is angry. If it seems to him that you are mistaken in something, he will definitely loudly announce it to the whole world. This fairy tale character always expresses his opinion sharply and straightforwardly.
However, Gorynych also has good qualities. This Snake is extremely decisive, courageous and always thinks globally. The main thing is to direct his inexhaustible energy in the right direction in time.
Advice to Aries: stop being led by your emotions. Before you respond to the offender, calm down and take a deep breath!
Taurus (04/21-05/20): Brownie
Brownie in the house - happiness in the family! Everything is sparkling clean, the flowers are watered, the household is fed. But only if you don’t contradict him on anything. After all, this is a very powerful evil spirit!
The brownie is very jealous, stubborn and loves to argue. In defending his point of view, he will not only be assertive, but also possibly rude. That's his character!
Advice to Taurus: if there is another Taurus living in your house, it is better to immediately decide who is boss.
Gemini (21.05-21.06): Leshy
Leshy are absolutely sincerely confident that no one knows life except them. And this confidence is accompanied by amazing talkativeness and energy.
He is able to spend hours proving to others that they are wrong, without ever repeating himself. Nature has not deprived Leshy of the gift of words! Among other things, he can confuse his tracks so much that he himself does not understand how he ended up in this or that situation.
Advice to Gemini: all goblins are excellent intriguers and manipulators. Therefore, you can make an excellent politician and, of course, a talented critic.
Cancer (22.06-22.07): Swamp kikimora
Kikimora is a very sensitive, sentimental, affectionate and emotional evil spirit. But with all these wonderful qualities, it is very difficult to communicate with her. After all, she usually doesn’t know what she wants. All her life she has been torn apart by irreconcilable contradictions. Either you want to be a caring domestic Kikimora, or a free swamp evil spirit. This is how he lives, running from one shore to the other!
But Kikimora is a wonderful friend. She will definitely listen, sing a lullaby and put you to rest under a marsh bush. He will also reward valuable advice! In general, Kikimora is a real gift of fate, especially if she works as a psychologist.
Advice to Cancers: personal relationships with all sorts of Water and Lesha are most often unsuccessful for Kikimora.
Leo (23.07-23.08): cat Bayun
This cat is capable of charming and putting anyone to sleep. Even the one who had no intention of sleeping at all! The cat Bayun is endowed with special magnetism. Although he is selfish, narcissistic and stubborn, people still idolize him, admiring his special talents and virtues. And he graciously allows them to do this!
It's all about charisma and amazing self-confidence. Cat Bayun can brazenly distort fairy tales and howl songs out of tune, but he does it with such self-esteem that no one dares to reprimand him. With his uncompromising tone, he will easily convince you that you are wrong. Especially if you were right.
Advice to Leos: use your oratorical abilities only for good purposes!
Virgo (24.08-23.09): Baba Yaga
Once Baba Yaga was Vasilisa the Wise, but life experience made her pragmatic and cynical, and even secretive. Now Yaga sits endlessly in her hut, stirring potions and drying fly agarics for uninvited guests. Until they pass all the tests, they will never show the way to Koshchei. And Yaga’s tasks will be very difficult!
Trying to outsmart this old lady is futile. She will fool anyone herself. In addition, Yaga has a natural instinct for lies. Baba Yaga loves cleanliness and order very much. It’s only at first glance that her hut is a complete mess. In fact, every speck lies in its place, and mosquitoes and flies fly along a strictly defined trajectory.
Advice to Virgos: Baba Yaga is demanding both of herself and of others. But sometimes you should still drop everything and just fly on a mortar!
Libra (24.09-23.10): Mara
The mysterious Mara often sits idle, but not because she is lazy. Why does she wander aimlessly around the ancient castle, suffering herself and making others suffer? The thing is that Mara is not able to quickly make a firm decision. Before starting to do something, she needs to carefully weigh the pros and cons. And this takes a lot of time!
Mara also incredibly loves to discuss issues of “life and death” with everyone around her. She can make an elephant out of absolutely any fly. If you have this evil spirit among your friends, get ready to listen to their whining for hours.
Advice to Libra: if your friends do not push you to take decisive action, then you will spend an eternity in thoughts and melancholy.
Scorpio (10.24-11.22): Mermaid
The mermaid swims in her own pool of emotions and comes out of there extremely rarely. She is an incredibly mysterious, complex and nervous person who often rushes from one extreme to another. This beauty is quite capable of falling in love with a sailor whom she has seen only once in her life. Give your voice to the sea witch for his sake, and then... beat your beloved with your tail. Simply because she was in a bad mood. Wrong phase of the moon, you understand...
In this beautiful creature there is a constant struggle between high ideals and base desires. Without a doubt, Freud would have had room to turn around here! At first glance, mermaids are very selfish, but at heart they are all sympathetic and kind.
Advice for Scorpios: try not to swim deep into the pool of emotions. And if you start to be dragged to the bottom, start putting pressure on pity.
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21): Dashing One-Eyed
Dashing One-Eyed most resembles big baby. It is incredibly cheerful, energetic and has an inexhaustible supply of optimism. Even if he gets burned for the thousandth time, Likho will not give up his faith in people. So it will go through life with a huge number of scratches and an eternal smile over its only eye.
And Dashing One-Eyed is a very romantic person who believes in eternal love at first glance (perhaps this is why it is so often wrong). Overall, he is an incredibly dreamy creature and a 100% idealist.
Advice for Sagittarius: You can spend your entire life searching for your ideal soul mate. Take a closer look at those who truly love you!
Capricorn (22.12-20.01): Koschey the Immortal
Koschey is a born leader who has unquestioned authority. Even his enemies respect him. And this is not surprising, because Koscheyushka has a strong will and steely character. Most often, he tries to hide his toughness under the guise of tenderness and care, but under certain circumstances he can become a real tyrant!
Koschey is an integral and mature person who always knows exactly what and who she wants. It’s not for nothing that he received the nickname “Immortal.” Neither fire, nor water, nor copper pipes can take this evil spirits, so Koschey endures all the cataclysms of life with great dignity.
Advice to Capricorns: no one knows how to achieve their goals better than Koshchei. The main thing is not to make a mistake when setting it up!
Aquarius (21.01-18.02): Nightingale the Robber
This robber is the most irresponsible and charming evil spirit! The nightingale rarely thinks about such boring things as home, family, career, etc. He dreams of flying in the clouds and living in his own castle in the air. True, for now you have to sit on a tree, whistle and rob passers-by!
However, this lifestyle does not at all prevent the Nightingale the Robber from being very popular. He puts you at ease from the very first minutes of meeting you. In addition, Nightingale firmly believes in his luck, which rarely fails him. That is why he lives freely, without worrying about tomorrow!
Advice to Aquarius: creativity and resourcefulness, which you are endowed with beyond measure, will help you find a way out of any situation.
Pisces (19.02-20.03): Water
The merman lives in a small puddle, but at the same time dreams of the vast ocean, long journeys, coral reefs and reckless adventures. Don't be afraid! In the end, he will not float away anywhere, because deep down in his soul he is incredibly attached to his native puddle.
Fantasies are often replaced by Vodyanoy real life. Thanks to them, he escapes from the drabness of everyday life. Other fairy-tale heroes usually do not understand the sublime and vulnerable nature of the Vodyanoy. Therefore, he has to look for interlocutors among random guests of the swamp.
Advice to Pisces: it’s better for you not to prove anything to anyone, and just float away all obstacles.
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There are probably no people on Earth who are indifferent to fairy tales, and astrologers are no exception. Why not make one, the astrologers thought... And having gathered one evening, they decided to bring their plan to life.
fairy horoscope according to zodiac signs
Having compared the heroes of famous fairy tales with the signs of the Zodiac, astrologers were amazed at how similar some of the characters in well-known fairy tales are in character and predilections to the description of any character. Thus a fabulous horoscope was born, to our delight!
We also relate to this or that zodiac sign, we will compare! Let's start, as usual, with Aries. The Aries woman is similar to Gerda from famous fairy tale"The Snow Queen". Having a purposeful character, the Aries girl rushes towards her cherished goal, without fear of hurricanes or ice hummocks... This character trait makes her similar to famous heroine a fairy tale that, having overcome all obstacles, found its beloved Kai. But Kai can mean any goal in life. In addition, Aries girls will not be afraid of either robbers - having robbed anyone - or icy greatness Snow Queen- they will whip you by the hair, boldly opening the door to her chambers with a kick!
Aries men can be compared to the rebel Cipollino. And even though Aries does not fight for the rights of Vegetables and Fruits, at his core he is destined to be a born leader, an oppositionist and a rebel. And how much energy does Aries spend to conquer the lady he likes - dear mother! The main thing for Aries is not to waste all his ardor on winning the lady’s heart and not turn into an “onion burn”; on the contrary, to remain her faithful knight and protector. By the way, the online jewelry store “OLIN” offers men massive silver chains! Anyone who wants to purchase jewelry can do so by clicking on the link! The store offers discounts on purchased goods, come in! The Taurus woman can be compared to the heroine of a fairy tale - Goldilocks. For this “fairy-tale” girl, the material is in the foreground. She knows a lot about and is familiar with all the sources of pleasure in life. For her there is one truth - money rules everything! There is money, all problems are solved by themselves. Excellent capital for the device personal life, serve for Goldilocks with her virtues and charms (if you do not take into account stubbornness) - where is the hard worker Cinderella compared to her - clearly not a friend... Goldilocks is dependent on comfort and peaceful life and prefers not to achieve her plans herself, but to have only a wave of her hand attract her. Although Goldilocks will fight back overly bold gentlemen without hesitation - she really likes long courtships and huge expenditures of money in order to achieve the favor of this beauty - fairy horoscope according to zodiac signs.
I am the Serpent Gorynych! And who are you?
And everyone can find themselves in this funny horoscope! Who did you end up being?
Even if childhood is far behind, any person still continues to believe in fairy tales. This fabulous horoscope will take you into the world of ancient Russian folklore.
Who are you according to your zodiac sign - a mermaid, kikimora or Baba Yaga? Read soon!
Aries
Dragon
In every Aries lives the real Serpent Gorynych. This is a very hot character (in every sense of the word). One wrong step in his direction, and you will not be able to escape from his fire-breathing mouth.
Although Gorynych has three heads, he rarely thinks of even one. Therefore, he often does stupid things, especially when he is angry. If it seems to him that you are mistaken in something, he will definitely loudly announce it to the whole world. This fairy-tale character always expresses his opinion sharply and straightforwardly.
However, Gorynych also has good qualities. This Snake is extremely decisive, courageous and always thinks globally. The main thing is to direct his inexhaustible energy in the right direction in time.
Advice to Aries: stop being led by your emotions. Before you respond to the offender, calm down and take a deep breath!
Taurus
Brownie
Brownie in the house - happiness in the family! Everything is sparkling clean, the flowers are watered, the household is fed. But only if you don’t contradict him on anything. After all, this is a very powerful evil spirit!
The brownie is very jealous, stubborn and loves to argue. In defending his point of view, he will not only be assertive, but also possibly rude. That's his character!
Advice to Taurus: if there is another Taurus living in your house, it is better to immediately decide who is boss.
Twins
Goblin
Leshy are absolutely sincerely confident that no one knows life except them. And this confidence is accompanied by amazing talkativeness and energy.
He is able to spend hours proving to others that they are wrong, without ever repeating himself. Nature has not deprived Leshy of the gift of words! Among other things, he can confuse his tracks so much that he himself does not understand how he ended up in this or that situation.
Advice to Gemini: all goblins are excellent intriguers and manipulators. Therefore, you can make an excellent politician and, of course, a talented critic.
Cancer
Swamp kikimora
Kikimora is a very sensitive, sentimental, affectionate and emotional evil spirit. But with all these wonderful qualities, it is very difficult to communicate with her. After all, she usually doesn’t know what she wants. All her life she has been torn apart by irreconcilable contradictions. Either you want to be a caring domestic Kikimora, or a free swamp evil spirit. This is how he lives, running from one shore to the other!
But Kikimora is a wonderful friend. She will definitely listen, sing a lullaby and put you to rest under a marsh bush. He will also reward you with valuable advice! In general, Kikimora is a real gift of fate, especially if she works as a psychologist.
Advice to Cancers: personal relationships with all sorts of Water and Lesha are most often unsuccessful for Kikimora.
a lion
cat Baiyun
This cat is capable of charming and putting anyone to sleep. Even the one who had no intention of sleeping at all! The cat Bayun is endowed with special magnetism. Although he is selfish, narcissistic and stubborn, people still idolize him, admiring his special talents and virtues. And he graciously allows them to do this!
It's all about charisma and amazing self-confidence. Cat Bayun can brazenly distort fairy tales and howl songs out of tune, but he does it with such self-esteem that no one dares to reprimand him. With his uncompromising tone, he will easily convince you that you are wrong. Especially if you were right.
Advice to Leos: use your oratorical abilities only for good purposes!
Virgo
Baba Yaga
Once upon a time, Baba Yaga was Vasilisa the Wise, but life experience made her pragmatic and cynical, and even secretive. Now Yaga sits endlessly in her hut, stirring potions and drying fly agaric mushrooms for uninvited guests. Until they pass all the tests, they will never show the way to Koshchei. And Yaga’s tasks will be very difficult!
Trying to outsmart this old lady is futile. She will fool anyone herself. In addition, Yaga has a natural instinct for lies. Baba Yaga loves cleanliness and order very much. It’s only at first glance that her hut is a complete mess. In fact, every speck lies in its place, and mosquitoes and flies fly along a strictly defined trajectory.
Advice to Virgos: Baba Yaga is demanding both of herself and of others. But sometimes you should still drop everything and just fly on a mortar!
Scales
Mara
The mysterious Mara often sits idle, but not because she is lazy. Why does she wander aimlessly around the ancient castle, suffering herself and making others suffer? The thing is that Mara is not able to quickly make a firm decision. Before starting to do something, she needs to carefully weigh the pros and cons. And this takes a lot of time!
Mara also incredibly loves to discuss issues of “life and death” with everyone around her. She can make an elephant out of absolutely any fly. If you have this evil spirit among your friends, get ready to listen to their whining for hours.
Advice to Libra: if your friends do not push you to take decisive action, then you will spend an eternity in thoughts and melancholy.
Scorpion
Mermaid
The mermaid swims in her own pool of emotions and comes out of there extremely rarely. She is an incredibly mysterious, complex and nervous person who often rushes from one extreme to another. This beauty is quite capable of falling in love with a sailor whom she has seen only once in her life. Give your voice to the sea witch for his sake, and then... beat your beloved with your tail. Simply because she was in a bad mood. Wrong phase of the moon, you understand...
In this beautiful creature there is a constant struggle between high ideals and base desires. Without a doubt, Freud would have had room to turn around here! At first glance, mermaids are very selfish, but at heart they are all sympathetic and kind.
Advice for Scorpios: try not to swim deep into the pool of emotions. And if you start to be dragged to the bottom, start putting pressure on pity.
Sagittarius
Dashing One-Eyed
Dashing One-Eyed most resembles a big child. It is incredibly cheerful, energetic and has an inexhaustible supply of optimism. Even if he gets burned for the thousandth time, Likho will not give up his faith in people. So it will go through life with a huge number of scratches and an eternal smile over its only eye.
And Dashing One-Eye is a very romantic person who believes in eternal love at first sight (perhaps this is why he is so often mistaken). Overall, he is an incredibly dreamy creature and a 100% idealist.
Advice for Sagittarius: You can spend your entire life searching for your ideal soul mate. Take a closer look at those who truly love you!
Capricorn
Koschei the Deathless
Koschey is a born leader who has unquestioned authority. Even his enemies respect him. And this is not surprising, because Koscheyushka has a strong will and a steely character. Most often, he tries to hide his toughness under the guise of tenderness and care, but under certain circumstances he can become a real tyrant!
Koschey is an integral and mature person who always knows exactly what and who she wants. It’s not for nothing that he received the nickname “Immortal.” Neither fire, nor water, nor copper pipes can take this evil spirits, so Koschey endures all the cataclysms of life with great dignity.
Advice to Capricorns: no one knows how to achieve their goals better than Koshchei. The main thing is not to make a mistake when setting it up!
Aquarius
Nightingale the Robber
This robber is the most irresponsible and charming evil spirit! The nightingale rarely thinks about such boring things as home, family, career, etc. He dreams of flying in the clouds and living in his own castle in the air. True, for now you have to sit on a tree, whistle and rob passers-by!
However, this lifestyle does not at all prevent the Nightingale the Robber from being very popular. He puts you at ease from the very first minutes of meeting you. In addition, Nightingale firmly believes in his luck, which rarely fails him. That is why he lives freely, without worrying about tomorrow!
Advice to Aquarius: creativity and resourcefulness, which you are endowed with beyond measure, will help you find a way out of any situation.
Fish
Water
The merman lives in a small puddle, but at the same time dreams of the vast ocean, long journeys, coral reefs and reckless adventures. Don't be afraid! In the end, he will not float away anywhere, because deep down in his soul he is incredibly attached to his native puddle.
Fantasies often replace real life for Vodyanoy. Thanks to them, he escapes from the drabness of everyday life. Other fairy-tale heroes usually do not understand the sublime and vulnerable nature of the Vodyanoy. Therefore, he has to look for interlocutors among random guests of the swamp.
Advice to Pisces: it’s better for you not to prove anything to anyone, and just swim around all obstacles.
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Even though the horoscope is a little unusual, this does not change the fact that it can help you get to know yourself and your loved ones better. See your new or hidden character traits and, of course, smile.
Aries (March 21 - April 20) - Serpent Gorynych
Since this time is ruled by the planet Mars, one can understand why Gorynych is considered such a mean one. And the Snake can be understood. Mars is a hot planet and it also affects those born under this zodiac sign. The Serpent Gorynych can “burn” both in word and in deed, even when he has noble goals. This character is very impulsive, so before you say something crazy, you need to weigh and think about everything. Serpent Gorynych very rarely understands others, and how could he with such a thick and impenetrable skin. He is a polite dictator, and his point of view cannot be wrong. Gorynych loves large-scale plans, loves to lie without realizing it. He ate a hero - and he will tell you that he devoured three.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21) - Brownie
By and large, everyone loves Brownies, but they are still evil spirits. A brownie can help people, he loves to save money and arrange his life in every possible way. However, once you anger this cute creature, all hell breaks loose. Breaking dishes, loud screaming and accusations are guaranteed. In addition, Domovoy has several characteristic features- He is stubborn, jealous and unyielding.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21) - Leshy
This is a time ruled by Mercury. And Mercury by nature is very advanced, cunning and active. It is not surprising that Leshy is also a “thing”. He can sell anything and persuade anyone. It’s better not to argue with this character; he’ll talk and make your head spin. The goblin believes that no one can do anything except him, and only his hands grow from where they need to. To please Leshem you must have angelic patience and good humor. Otherwise it is very difficult to withstand it.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - Kikimora
This is a very soft-hearted and selfless devil. She is a good-natured girl, dreamy, very subtle and sentimental. Sometimes her duality prevents her from living. In general, everything is confused with partners; if he quarrels with Leshy, he will run away to Vodyanoy; if he quarrels with Vodyanoy, he will run back to Leshy. And she can run like this for quite a long time. But, if you have a problem or need help, feel free to contact her. Kikimora is also very good at keeping secrets; she will bury this secret so deep in the swamp that no one will know about it.
Leo (July 23 - August 23) - Cat Bayun
A very mystical character. He loves to tell fairy tales, and will be extremely surprised that you believed them. However, the Cat is very generous, has magnetism and incredible calm. On the other hand, he is endowed with arrogance and agility, in principle, like many cats.
Virgo (August 24 - September 23) - Baba Yaga
A very reserved and overly cautious nature. Eminence grise fairy forest, and perhaps tired or disappointed Vasilisa the Beautiful. In any case, this is an extraordinary person. Good fellows can be offended by their coldness, travelers can get lost in the forest with intrigues and intrigues, and friends can be taken aback by their uncompromisingness. He doesn’t like to talk a lot, but he loves perfect order. She is a good and thrifty housewife, a little gambling.
Libra (September 24 - October 23) - Mara (Mga)
Ghosts don't like to rush. And since Mara is a real ghost, this character trait is also characteristic of her. He will “howl and drip on the brain” until he gets his way. If she doesn't analyze the situation, she won't budge. However, that's not all. Even though Mara is a ghost, she is still a girl and loves shopping. Very noisy and strange nature.
Scorpio (October 24 - November 22) - Mermaid
This character combines two characters. She may give her heart to the Witch for you, but if something doesn’t suit her, she will turn you into a toad. Temperament is emotional, explosive and complex. She rarely has one opinion, and often rushes from one extreme to another. This is an independent creature that is difficult to conquer. But if you do this, she will always be faithful to you.
Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21) - Dashing One-Eyed
Very suitable name for character traits such as cheerfulness and restlessness. This is an idealistic nature that believes in kindness, unearthly love and peace in the world.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) - Koschey the Immortal
This is a reasonable character, a good strategist and leader. He is an integral and ambitious person. He likes to command, can endure for years to achieve a goal, and never forgives insults.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) - Nightingale the Robber
It sometimes seems to many that this is not the Nightingale the Robber at all, but a Robin Hood lost in life. This character sings so beautifully that you no longer remember anything. Nightingale the Robber is a creative, friendly person and generously endowed with talents. Likes to shock others, often chooses creative professions. The nightingale is so charming, optimistic and funny that it is simply impossible not to fall in love with him.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) - Water
A watery incorrigible romantic who still believes in Scarlet Sails. A brilliant and sensitive nature, she has a shy and modest character. There is always a line to Vodyanoy for recommendations, and he always generously shares with them. This character does not like noisy confrontations, but prefers to streamline obstacles and conflicts.
The interpreta- fairy-tale?) characters.
The unrelenting energy of the ruling planet, Mars, influences the poor animal with such force that everyone around him runs around with burnt holes and smells of burning.
Therefore, his undying care and attention, like himself, is difficult not to notice. He burns with all parts of speech honestly and straightforwardly, but it would be better to remain silent. The Serpent Gorynych is impulsive, he should count to thirty and think carefully with each of his heads before flying and creating, destroying everything to the ground.
He fails to try on someone else’s skin; not a single skin can fit such a large-scale personality. Therefore, this is crawling, flying, sleeping and flame-throwing self-confidence, exorbitant pride and the ultimate truth. An ardent supporter of polite dictatorship and tactfully imposing his own opinion with targeted fire, but will not be the first to get into a fight.
Each barrel contains a massive plug that seeks to control the owner of the barrel, the drink, and the barrel. Thinks globally, on a grand scale, greatly exaggerating facts. If you are sick all over, then three at once; if you have eaten one knight with the appetite, you swear that you have eaten a dozen. He doesn’t blush, because the green one sacredly believes every word he says.
What else can a naive, gullible, noble reptile believe in our cruel times? The truth is that the Serpent Gorynych grovels with dignity, devotion, goodwill and only before the humiliated and insulted. For this they pay him, usually with black ingratitude, trying to step on his tail and chop off all three heads at once. The evil spirits shine with acting talent, pretending to be dead so that the rushing crowd can arrange a festive volcanic eruption.
If you have a Brownie in your apartment, don’t despair, consider yourself very lucky, you bought a Taurus, and a Golden one, at a low price.
Take a deep breath and don’t breathe anymore, think about material things, don’t ask yourself the stupid question every day: “Where did the money go?” When money appears in the house, it is immediately stored in a reliable bank, which you cannot get to without a good reason or petition.
It’s better to think about something spiritual, for example, about the soul, because Domovoy, although caring and practical, is an evil spirit, and a hectic life awaits you.
The brownie is jealous, stubborn, selfish, unyielding in disputes, so it is better to silently agree to everything. The situation is especially unenviable when you moved in with your Domovoy samovar, but the previous residents did not take their Domovoy, and you do not have an address to express everything you think about them. You will have to live in hell for some time. The house will become unbearably hot, you will be accused of all mortal sins, beating, pricking, cutting household items will fly around, you will be tormented by insomnia and otherworldly dark voices that tediously find out who is boss in the house. If you thought this concerned you, relax and take your mind off things.
Wildly changeable nature, shampoo and conditioner in one bottle.
Three minutes ago, Leshy gave you a headache and gave you heat in the land of coal, which was not how they stood, whistled, picked mushrooms, and now it carefully blows coolness, like an air conditioner. What if you started sweating while you were sorting things out with him? Because in order to sort things out with Leshy, you need angelic patience, a sense of humor and a lot of free time.
To listen to Leshy, everyone except him has arms, legs, and heads growing from the wrong place. You’ll have to turn your skin inside out, change your right shoe for a left one, your left one for a right one, and guiltily walk away on business so that Leshy will spare you and not talk about twelve hours a day on any freely given topic. Don’t sit on a tree stump, don’t eat the pie - he’ll talk you out, confuse you, and choke on the pie.
The goblin has three gifts: the gift of speech, the gift of deeds and the gift of tediousness, and he gives them away freely. Ruled by the fleet-footed Mercury, Leshy is as mobile as mercury, running around, flickering around, peddling a useless decoction of freshly dug moss. Better than him, no evil spirits can clutter up and quickly turn a normal, spacious forest into a slum.
The goblin does not lie, but plays with his imagination, does not confuse his tracks, but jokes, does not plot, but has fun, is not late, but lingers. Therefore, he is an excellent politician, an intriguer and a talented critic of everyone and everything, but, like Vodyanoy, he is not appreciated in his native forest.
Emotional, sentimental, dreamy, sensitive, affectionate and good-natured evil spirits.
A dual, contradictory nature, she loves change and variety, she wants to be with women, then with girls, either to be a domestic, dependent Kikimora, or a wild-free, swamp Kikimora. Having quarreled with Vodyanoy, she runs to Domovoy, offended by Domovoy, returns to Vodyanoy, torn between home and swamp, as a rule, unhappy and misunderstood in her personal life.
He has the gift of foresight; if you get drunk from the hoof, it means you’ll become a little goat; if you foolishly go drown yourself in a swamp, it means you’re not all at home. In any case, you will need an ambulance to help Kikimora.
She will scream at you mentally, put a hundred leeches on you, pour on you cold water, smear him in healing mud, wrap him in mud and lay him under a bush to recover.
Kikimora is selfless, knows how to keep secrets, you can trust her gold coin, while you lie down under the bush. She will bury it, and by morning you will have a whole tree covered with gold. If suddenly the tree does not grow, and Kikimora has forgotten in which field of fools she buried the coin, do not despair, the main thing is not the result, but the care and attention shown. Kikimora is a faithful and devoted friend; if you fall into her claws, you are doomed.
Now for you and your children up to the seventh generation they will think one thing, say another and do a third. It won’t be boring, it won’t seem too much, because Kikimora has indomitable energy and a rich imagination.
The king of beasts, who retired to a dubious rest, fell into childhood and returned to his roots.
He goes to the right - he starts a song, to the left - he tells a fairy tale, he does it masterfully with great charisma, even if he has neither hearing nor voice. It can lull you to sleep, even if it’s not the time, not the place, and you weren’t going to sleep. If you fall asleep, you will fall asleep forever, but you will see colorful dreams, like Cat Bayun goes to the right - the song starts, to the left...
Posing and boasting are in Kot Bayun’s blood; he will turn a primitive hut on chicken legs into a Melodramatic One Actor Theater if a grateful viewer “appeared without getting dusty.” Endowed with intelligence and magnetism, but often suffers from amnesia: “I am not me, and the kittens are not mine, where I was, whom I finished off with my intellect, magnetized tightly - I don’t remember.”
Generous and noble: “I forgive everyone to whom I owe!” Loves to take care of, especially the weak: mouse, bunny, hamster, bird, fish. He takes care of him for a long time, carefully, with interest, and can then mercifully release him into the wild if he has had enough of playing. You should take vigilant care of him - feed him sour cream, fresh meat, give him cream, stroke his fur, comb out fleas, otherwise he will wither away and refuse to be your reason for life. Don't flatter yourself,
The cat Bayun is a wild animal, no matter how you feed him, he keeps looking into the forest. A stubborn, arrogant and damn smart predator, if he needs to get that sausage over there, will hunt until the sausage is surrendered to the mercy of the winner. If Cat Bayun suddenly flared up, it’s their own fault; the soft sofa where he’s used to lying is too dusty, and his lordly inclinations require respectful and careful treatment.
In fact, this is Vasilisa the Wise, tired of the bustle and disillusioned with the human race, which she knows as flaky.
Misanthrope and cynic eminence grise retired, who retired to the wilderness for ingenious bead weaving. Peacefully brews potions, dries fly agarics for the winter, so that on occasion he can treat his neighbor who has wandered into the forest.
A closed nature, overly cautious, boring and demanding, she will check seven times why you came, and only once will she cut off your tail right up to the ears, because she does not recognize any compromises, you are torturing the business or doing nothing, there is no middle ground, “after hard plowing lie on the stove, eat rolls” does not work as an argument.
Evil spirits are fair, corrosive and meticulous, read bad thoughts, understand nasty things at a glance, and express themselves adequately in response. A weak strategist, but a strong tactician, is able to motivate him to send him to hell by handing him a small ball and pointing in the direction with a broom. Baba Yaga’s remarks often hurt, her actions are shocking, her ruthlessness and coldness offend good fellows, but her help is as effective as “dead” + “living” water when you have already been chopped into cabbage.
The evil spirits are hardworking, wasteful, economical and thrifty, but gambling, and “if they are in the mood” they can waste their accumulated funds by playing preference with the Nightingale the Robber. Yaga has an ideal organization of work in her hut, potions are arranged in the correct order, spiders weave webs in strictly designated corners, the cat shits exclusively where it has to, the mice line up and run in a clear sequence like pigs, the flies fly along the intended trajectory. Baba Yaga is laconic, reserved, but curious, and conducts inquiries with passion over trifles.
Carefully! Anything you confuse in your testimony will be used against you.
A ghost lives in a medieval castle in thick fog, especially in the morning. A mysterious, cloudy creature, where it will go - it doesn’t know what it will wear - it hasn’t chosen with whom - it’s unknown, why - it hasn’t come up with an idea, most likely it won’t go anywhere at all, because it needs to get up, drag itself, carefully weigh all the pros and cons. against".
Without analyzing the situation, which she herself will muddy to the limit, Mara will not lift a finger, will not move her ear, will not rustle her shroud. You can lure evil spirits only “out of creepy interest.”
A supporter of the beliefs: why run when you can stand, why stand when you can sit, and why sit when you can lie down. The slow, ever-doubting evil spirits cannot choose whether to appear in the form of a hunched old woman in black, or to loom as a young woman in white, or to amuse adults at noon, or to frighten little children at midnight.
It’s impossible to combine all the pleasures together, hence the eternal discord with the surrounding reality, because any evil spirits are scary in their image, and Mara has been in light thoughts and leisurely searches for herself for many centuries. It is no coincidence that evil spirits are personified with death by suffocation; just go shopping with it, and you will either strangle it or exhaust yourself.
To be or not to be in this suit is a matter of life, death and your nerves of steel. Mara is an extremely noisy and annoying ghost, arriving at midnight, rattling her chains until six o’clock in the morning, vigorously discussing with you the touching and funny story of “how she came to such a life after death,” even if you are silent, yawning and unsuccessfully trying to fall asleep.
But Mara is not so much yours nightmare, what a villainous fate incarnate, complete confusion and slight clouding of reason. He can get you from the other world and tactlessly, but affectionately, blow your brains out. Don’t worry, during the day the evil spirits will not bother you, they are neither visible nor heard when it comes to everyday, dreary work.
If you are determined to swim, prepare for the worst.
Cultivate willpower, be patient, learn to breathe evenly, buy waterproof earplugs and white rubber slippers, suddenly your life path Mermaid will meet.
Practice swimming on land first, because you can see mermaids even on the way to the bathroom, then water procedures are canceled for the near future. The “Navel of the Earth” is washed first and for as long as it considers necessary. Evil spirits know exactly what SHE wants and she absolutely doesn’t give a damn about what YOU want.
The mermaid will sit on a pebble in the middle of the pond and comb her wondrous hair with a wonderful comb for a loooong time, even if she has a short hedgehog on her head. And you should hang out like an enthusiastic idol on the shore in slippers, with a towel at the ready, without breathing, so that no circles in the water interfere with the process.
If you interfere, the Rusalka will drown you in a whirlpool of emotions, beat you to death with a comb and drag you to the bottom to build a crystal palace under a snag. The nature is complex, mysterious, emotional, rushing from one extreme to another, now sitting in a lake, now climbing into a bottle on an oak tree, now singing sweetly, now screaming with a fire siren, now an angel, now the devil knows what.
Out of love for you, she is capable of giving her voice to a witch, and will immediately turn you into sea foam, because she is so changeable and impulsive. She is forgiven, she has internal conflict between the sublime and the base: those at the top want to carry their unearthly beauty people, and the lower classes have low self-esteem. The mermaid is independent, disobedient, willful, escapes from any net, evil spirits can be manipulated, but carefully, with tight velor gloves. Put more pressure on pity, the Mermaid, somewhere very deep in her soul, is kind and sympathetic.
In fact, it's Dashing Two-Eyed, but if you wake it up when you haven't had enough sleep, it will start shooting you madly.
The evil spirits will grab a bow, arrows, a pillow that comes to hand, carefully take aim, squinting an eye... she does everything carefully and accurately... you will remember this beautiful one-eyed face forever short life, leaving an admonition for posterity: DO NOT WAKE UP!
It was about the child Likho that they said: “Seven nannies have a child without an eye.” It grew up, the nannies fell under the dashing natural selection, but the evil spirits retained their restlessness, cheerfulness and energy, as well as their eyelessness. Dashing is a complete idealist and incurable romantic, believes in a bright future, in love at first sight, in friendship at second, in divorce and maiden name from the third.
Stepping on the same rake, she stubbornly turns a blind eye to the human vices of scattering utensils everywhere, so she proudly walks through life with a black eye and scars on her rake-wounded heart.
If you are eager to find out the whole truth about yourself, without fear of an arrow in the ass, a pillow in the ears, or an onion in the eye, go to Likh and ask. Insightful, observant, frank, it will express personal opinion with the directness, tact and inevitability of an armored train flying towards you without brakes. Evil spirits intensely and passionately crave adventure in their lives. vivid impressions and new sensations, so she is carried and carried... to where it smells dangerous, curious and delicious.
The nature is integral, stubborn, ambitious, fireproof, waterproof, bulletproof and strong-willed. It’s about him that they tenderly say behind his back, “you’ve drawn yourself - you’ll erase the figs, you goat,” but in his eyes, they sternly say, “the salt of the Earth,” which is fair, it’s not sugar.
The only evil spirit not prone to obesity, but don’t risk calling it a walking soup set, it forgives offense if only you, a young eagle, are sitting in a damp dungeon and rattling your chains on your last breath.
The leader and strategist takes full responsibility for the gold obtained in the struggle, over which he voluntarily withers. Values material values “just like that,” in a chest, and not for comfort. You can always cry into his shinbone, he is a pessimist, he will sympathize so much with your grief, radiculitis and a bunch of problems with your teeth that you will immediately understand that it will be worse.
Jealous, but restrained, he solves the problem of his headache radically - with your guillotine. He loves solitude with Vasilisa the Beautiful in the kitchen and with a dozen Ivanov-Tsareviches in the dungeon, because it is more fun to grumble, philosophize, be witty and appreciate everything beautiful in a pleasant company. A maniac and a gambler in everything, he is extremely patient, he can wait and catch up forever, he has time.
Prefers to wear a casual suit that is soft, meek, white, fluffy, don’t be fooled, the bunny suit hides a duck, an egg, an iron character.
Lazy, friendly, irresponsible evil spirits, prefers to sit on the branches and constantly whistle at you.
The nature is airy, flutters through life, pours water into its mill, successfully spinning the wheel of fortune. He knows very well what, to whom and when to whistle with a dashing brave whistle so that the victim’s ears are blocked, she loses orientation in space, gives up her horse, throws down her weapon and blows in different directions. Most often, the Nightingale the Robber chooses the creative professions of the pen and the axe.
The evil spirits are charming to the point of trembling in the knees, optimistic, sociable, pouring out like a nightingale, so you are tormented by vague doubts, maybe this is not a highwayman, but Robin Hood, who abandoned the comforts of home in order to give freedom and freedom to an unsuspecting traveler.
Nightingale the Robber is inquisitive and compassionate, he will carefully check how far you have been blown by the wind, how many arms and legs you have broken, how much food and uneaten food you have left in your knapsack. Evil spirits are generously gifted by nature, but they do not have time to develop their numerous talents, everything goes to waste.
Creative, but eternal search, easily builds castles in the air, and easily destroys them in front of an astonished public. The Nightingale Robber can be shot, but it is impossible to force him to act contrary to his wishes, even if he realizes the gravity of the consequences of his whistle. A hooligan bird can be caught, imprisoned in a cage, and even a whistling tooth knocked out, but it will still find something to whistle and express itself in an original way.
If you sit in a deep puddle, you are rapidly sucked in, you begin to perish and gurgle indignantly, but suddenly something pale, green, determined appears, which pulls you like a hippopotamus, patriotically praising its native puddle, do not doubt - in front of you is Vodyanoy.
He loves his swamp so much that he prefers not to crawl out of it. The truth deep down Vodyanoy - Large golden fish, dreams of the seas and corals, dangerous adventures and the fulfillment of any reasonable desires, from a trough to the pillars of the nobility.
A romantic incorrigible under difficult living conditions, he believes in Scarlet Sails, has the vivid imagination of an oyster and the intellectual potential of a dolphin. The merman is modest, sociable, shy, nervous, when they do not understand his sublime impulses to help his neighbor stay afloat, he gets offended and hides under a snag for a long time.
The soul of evil spirits is delicate and vulnerable, but in the swamp not a single creature appreciates this. Do not pass by bodies of water with bad intentions, pure soul It is dangerous for a merman to get on his nerves with dirty thoughts. However, Vodyanoy prefers to avoid collisions and flow around obstacles rather than fight them.
Always swims in the depths and looks to the root, they willingly reach out to Vodyanoy for advice, sometimes they drown in it. Evil spirits willingly, suffer a lot and often, are ready to sacrifice themselves and their time, this gives their life meaning and brings variety to their boring everyday life. Vodyanoy - The Swamp King, like any ruler, is thoughtful, lonely, significant and burdened.
The fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it: good fellows lesson! :)
