Comic sketches congratulating women on March 8th.

Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate event in honor of March 8th. Here you will find an interesting script, comic skits, remade songs, fun games and competitions for the hero of the occasion and guests of the holiday.

A festive feast on March 8 will not surprise anyone, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulating women, the organizers of the corporate party try to diversify the celebration with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games, inventing original script for celebrating International Women's Day.

It’s very good when the party in honor of March 8th is thematically stylized. As a theme for a special event, you can use famous films, long loved by the fair sex:

  • gone With the Wind
  • Moscow does not believe in tears
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Hipsters
  • Sex and the city
  • Breakfast at Tiffany's
  • Catwoman
  • Xena - warrior princess
  • Moulin rouge
  • Avatar
  • Bollywood
  • Burlesque
  • Charlie's Angels.

A stylized corporate party involves the obligatory selection of outfit, hairstyle and makeup, similar in image to a favorite character of the chosen topic. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the corporate party scenario, as well as skits, games, and competitions, should intersect with the theme of the party.

Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the fair half of humanity.

When choosing a script and entertainment competitions for a corporate party, take into account the age of all participants. It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable.

A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:

  • Congratulatory part. Men present gifts, congratulations are heard from the company management. In congratulations, it is important to mention each woman and thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
  • Buffet. Involves organizing a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing the feast, it is best to order delicious dishes in a cafe.
  • Competition part. Dedicated to celebrating feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use a festival scenario in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
  • Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs, cosmetics, and personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of the items are indicated separately on small pieces of paper, which are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one piece of paper and reads out to those present the name of the gift, which is immediately handed to her.
  • Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part, diluted with outdoor games.

A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for young people

One of the options for celebrating the holiday on March 8 is to use a scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of presenters by dressing up as fairy-tale characters. Fun and unusual scenario " March 8 in the Fairytale State» is suitable for holding events in both youth and women’s groups of different ages.

The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy-tale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.

Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8th! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairyland, where you can meet everyone’s favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards meeting the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose their role for today's celebration.

Music from some fairy tale is playing in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the “magic chest” (or magic hat) props corresponding to the fairy tale image:

  • Red beret - Little Red Riding Hood
  • Kokoshnik – Vasilisa the Beautiful
  • Shoe or apron - Cinderella
  • False braid - Rapunzel
  • Beautiful tiara – The Snow Queen
  • Blue wig - Malvina
  • Frog mask – Princess Frog
  • White scarf - Snow White
  • Eastern scarf - Princess Jasmine.

The ladies put on their chosen items and sit down in a designated place to await guests.

Leading:
Now, dear ladies, you are real fabulous beauties and magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswomen you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us far away will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the threshold.

Solemn music sounds, people enter the hall Tsar, groaning and holding his stomach.

Leading:
Well, fairy-tale beauties, shall we feel sorry for the Tsar? Shouldn't we let him die of hunger?

Held culinary duel .
There are 2 women's teams participating in the competition. Various products are placed in the box in advance (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, crackers, etc.). Each participant can only approach the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from selected products in the allotted time.

The king tastes the treats, chooses the most delicious salad, and drinks a glass for the culinary skills of the beauties. The girls take their places.

Leading:
It’s too early, dear beauties, for you to relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...

They enter the hall to military music Three heroes.

The game is being played Drag rope»
2 women's teams are being formed. At a signal from one of the guests, the women begin the game.

As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.

A toast sounds, praising the strength and endurance of women.

Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us... Baba Yaga is rushing towards us on a broom!

Appears in the hall to the music Baba Yaga(preferably it should be a man in disguise).

A competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The presenter selects participants from among those willing - 3-4 pairs. Girls have a lid from a saucepan (frying pan) tied to their waist, and men have a ladle. To the sound of cheerful music, each couple should hit the lid as much as possible with the ladle in a minute without using their hands.

Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For women’s sociability and attractiveness!” and sits down with the guests.

Leading:
Hush hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.

A competition is being held Living beads»
The presenter calls 2 young ladies and gives them a ribbon of different colors, at least 10 meters long. The task of each participant is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto ribbons. You need to string the “beads” by passing the ribbon through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, pant leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are “collected,” the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second dances the little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not fall apart.

Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass with a toast praising a woman’s sense of humor, and sits down with the guests.

Leading:
Oh, how smart we are, our fairy-tale beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests that are in store for you today. There are still heroes in the far distant country who are counting on your help! But another unfortunate guest has come to us!

Staggering into the hall to the music of “The Vodyanoy’s Song” from the cartoon “Flying Ship” Water with a bottle of vodka.

The presenter conducts the competition " Five»
2 teams of 5 people are formed. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, a bottle of alcoholic beverage, a sandwich and a glass are placed.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (have a drink) - must run up and drink the poured drink;
The fourth (eat up) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
The fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately will win.

The merman drinks the “last glass before quitting”, and, making a toast “To women’s perseverance and beauty!”, sits down with the guests.

Leading:
But, dear ladies, there is no need to relax... The last guest came to us, but Leshy himself from the forestry department himself appeared.

He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, ragged.

Contest " Glamorous outfit»
You should prepare in advance a large box in which to put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, women's and men's panties, a sequined top, a children's cap, a large disposable diaper, a Pierrot collar, a kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose and stuff.
Participants take turns passing the box to each other while listening to cheerful music. The one who still has the box in his hands when the music stops must take the item from the box and put it on himself. Once worn, the item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.

Leshy drinks a glass of “For the glamorous ladies!” and hurries to take his place among the guests.

Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies have once again proven to us that they can handle any task! Let us once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be as charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you have helped a lot.

VIDEO: A funny corporate fairy tale!

Corporate party on March 8 in a women's team

If you decide to celebrate March 8th with a small group of women, then it would be appropriate to immediately think about the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.

It would be appropriate for such a celebration prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a keepsake.

If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care in advance of the availability of seats and suitable premises, preparing musical accompaniment and thematic decoration of the hall in advance.

The highlight of the women's holiday can be the invited “waiters” with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the corporate party participants there are no ardent opponents of male presence at the holiday.

In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up your colleagues comic advice in poetic form:

  • Tip #1

  • Tip #2

  • Tip #3

  • Tip #4

To make a corporate party unforgettable in a women’s team, you need to choose fun competitions, which will be of interest to women of different ages. The host of the celebration can be one of her colleagues or male guest presenter.

Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! What would a holiday be without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, all that remains is to prepare the most festive salad.

We get into the “train”, find the neighbor’s waist and do not let her closer than arm’s length. When I speak:
Polka dots- bend back
Sausage– lean forward;
Cucumber– tilt to the left;
Potato– tilt to the right,
And when you hear " Mayonnaise“- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate our hips. Go…

Competitions for corporate parties on March 8

Funny and humorous competitions will be able to increase the degree of fun of the ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the successful options would be to hold a comic competition “ Real ladies».

To do this, you will need to select participants from among the ladies in the hall. Several men in disguise will help add originality to the competition. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.

  • Contest " Cosmetic bag»

You should prepare a heavy cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, toner, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, makeup, powder compact, etc.
The presenter says the task, the first participant must find the cosmetic product veiled in it in a short time.
Approximate tasks for participants:
— Touch up your eyes
- Remove makeup
— Even out your complexion
- Tint your eyelashes
— Fill your eyebrows
— Touch up your lips for a date (business meeting).

  • Contest " Mistress»

The participant is blindfolded and brought to a table on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The girls' task is to correctly recognize the cereal. The one who can name the ingredients correctly the fastest wins.

  • Contest " Find and bring»

Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who completes them the fastest wins.
Examples of find and bring tasks:
a scraper, a wet wipe, a man's shoe;
lipstick, belt, napkin;
telephone, fork, sock;
tie, comb, spoon;
button, plate, mascara.

  • Contest " Non-standard solution»

The presenter reads out the situation, each participant must describe her intended actions.

  • Contest " Ideal man»

Participants are divided into two teams, whose task is to draw the image of an ideal man blindfolded.

  • Final relay

Two teams are formed. Each team member must run around a chair with a plastic bottle pressed between her knees, return, and pass the baton to the next one without using her hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.

At the end of the competition program, the presenter, together with the men selected by the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:

  • Miss Housekeeping
  • Miss Dexterity
  • Miss Pretty Eyes
  • Miss Short Skirt
  • Miss Extraordinary.

Funny funny scenes for a corporate party on March 8

You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be a comic skit performed by male colleagues. This could be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.

  • Comic musical scene, to the tune of the song " Belle»

Three couples participate in the scene:

First - Old lady hat And Cheburashka

Second - Little Red Riding Hood And Gray wolf

Third - Thumbelina And Blind Mole.

appear on stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the remade song.

The loss sounds, the second couple enters the hall ( Gray wolf And Little Red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.

The third couple appears on the stage - Blind Mole And Thumbelina, who perform the third verse.

All the characters sing, addressing the audience.

At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.

  • Funny parody scene on Indian cinema Eternal love»

Characters:

Leading
Jimmy- young man, main character
Satik- Jimmy's mother
Aishe- girl, main character
Ajit- Aishe's father.

Men can tie a turban on their head and place a red dot on their forehead. For women, tie white (mama) and multi-colored (Aisha) material around the body.

Only men can perform the scene, inviting the hero of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian movie.

Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of flatbread on the table.

Leading: First episode “Good Purpose”.

An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik’s mother appears and sits down at the table, and after a while Jimmy appears.

Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)

Satik:
Good son, I prepared some food. You must have gotten very hungry overnight. (tears off a flatbread and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a flatbread and jumps up sharply)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?

Satik:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.

Jimmy:
So our family was rich?

Satik:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were still a baby! During the shipwreck, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta burned down and we became beggars.

Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(they hug and leave the hall)

Leading: Second episode “Sudden Love” 10 years have passed...

A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.

Aishe:
Thief! Give me your purse! Help!

Jimmy runs in, takes the thief's purse, and fights with the thief using elements of karate. (You can sound a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor, lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the dead thief and gives it to Aisha.

Aishe:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, this handbag contains the most precious thing to me - a pendant. The talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.

An Indian song plays, the characters perform a dance, and you can bring in backup dancers.

Leading:
This song talks about a sudden feeling that flared up between two characters. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.

The Indian melody fades, the dance stops.

Leading:
Third episode "Terrible Secret". 5 years later…

Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!

Aishe:
You know, beloved, that my father is against our love. You are poor!

Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!

Aishe's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, over which a white sheet is thrown.

Ajit:
ABOUT! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and contact this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in the movies)

Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)

Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragamuffin!

A fight breaks out, blows sound. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor and begins to choke him. At this moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.

Satik:
Oh my son, I will save you! This is your father's dagger!

Sathika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. A sheet falls off Ayşe's father, revealing a red stain simulating blood. Ajit stands up and stands with his back to the audience.

Ajit:
Satik? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)

Satik:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!

Ajit:
I think I'm dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!

Jimmy and Ayesha run up to Ajit. He takes the heroes' hands and connects them.

Ajit:
I bless you, my children! Be happy!

Jimmy:
Father, Ayşe and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Aishe is my sister.

Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aisha is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a small child on the threshold of my house. It was you - Aishe. (looks at daughter)

Jimmy:
Oh, Aishe, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aishe)

Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating his last breaths)
ABOUT! I'm starting to feel like life is leaving me. Be happy, my beloved people. I will die with joy!

Aishe:
(looks at his father worriedly)
Oh no! Father! Don't die at such a happy moment! (crying)

Satik:
I'll save him! (takes out a jar from her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made during the full moon. This medicine will revive him!

Sathika leans towards Ajit, smears his “wound”, he begins to come to life.

Ajit:
ABOUT! I begin to feel life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)

An Indian song plays, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Sathika, Jimmy and Aishe.

Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute names of actors):
Aishe – Margarita Lunenko
Satik: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.

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Fun games for corporate parties on March 8

Toasts to the women have already been finished, gifts have been given, and the guests have relaxed a little with the help of strong drinks. It's time to start some fun games.

  • Comic game " Casting»

Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come to me. (leave)
Look how brave these guys are! They are the ones who should represent our country at the international Eurovision Song Contest. Now we will conduct a small casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. (they come up with, they say)
It is known that at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, passion, facial expressions. The technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully practiced. Here's a simulator for you. (gives everyone an elastic band)
We put it on under our noses. The elastic band needs to be removed around the neck without using your hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And then, all that’s left to do is look for sponsors and submit an application to the Eurovision Organizing Committee.

  • A game " An eloquent toast»

Leading:
Who is the most eloquent in your organization (team, corporation)? (comes out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).

  • A game " Instead of a thousand words»

Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for some time now, so you must understand each other at a glance. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to his partner through facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs).

  • Outdoor game " Flower»

Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the fair half of humanity. The task of our guys is simple - to put flowers in a bottle that is under the arm of the partner. So, guys? Flower in your teeth and let's go...

  • Fun game " Where to invest money?»

Leading: (calls two pairs)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest your finances in different banking institutions as quickly as possible. You can only insert one banknote. (gives the ladies prepared candy wrappers). Banks can be your partner's pockets, socks, and all the secret places. Hurry up! You need to invest your money as quickly as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Let's start...
(Funny music sounds, the presenter can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks after a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? And you? Perfect! The money is invested. They work. And now I will ask the young ladies to exchange partners and withdraw all of their rival’s deposits as quickly as possible. Banks are opening! Withdraw money! Let's start...

  • Funny game " Private bussiness»

Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, each has a sign with the names of various institutions (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax Office”, “Detoxification center”, “Psychologist”, “Masseur”) And so on). The facilitator asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions:
— How often do you appear here?
— Who do you usually go there with?
-Who are you meeting there?
— How do you feel after visiting this establishment?
- Why are you going there?
— Do you get paid for visiting? And you?
— How is the situation there, are you comfortable?

VIDEO: Fun competition for a corporate party

Remade songs for a corporate party on March 8

To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8th at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing them several modern remade songs. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.

A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the song “If you leave the house with a frown...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.

A good congratulation to women from a male group could be a remake song based on the musical composition by A. Rosenbaum - “Ay”.

Song-remake “We are girls”

For your boss, you can perform the remade musical composition “Smile”.

VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI

There are no men in your team, but you need to somehow congratulate yourself and your loved ones on March 8th? We will give you many ideas on how to spend a fun holiday in a women's team on your own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in an all-female group can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny skits, cool games and competitions, ditties, riddles, funny questions with answers, quizzes, humorous performances and song adaptations. Our full scenario of a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other competitions for Women's Day at your discretion.

Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men

By the way, a themed party could be a good idea to spend March 8th in a group. For example, in retro style, or 80s style, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with an appropriate dress code.

What you will need for this fun scenario:

  • Potato;
  • Dolls and clothes;
  • Items of women's clothing;
  • Men's and school briefcase;
  • Robes and buttons, threads, needles, scissors;
  • Fruits vegetables;
  • Comic giant underpants;
  • Chocolate coins;
  • Boxes with papers;
  • Prizes for the beauty contest: tights, nail polish, mascara, beads, pillow, belt;
  • Competitions for women's teams on March 8 without the participation of men

    1 competition. Whose subject?

    The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her, the presenter collects a subject from the women from the team. It could be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or phone cases, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even a shoe! Our participant must guess where whose object is and conclude whether she knows her colleagues well.

    2 competition. Mistresses.

    At least 2 participants take part in this competition. But more is possible. They will need to complete comic tasks to test their speed and ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:

  • Peel 5 potatoes at speed;
  • Dress the doll in clothes;
  • Dress up for work - in comic items of clothing: a hat, beads, shoes, a skirt - on top of your clothes.
  • Sew 5 buttons on speed to the robe.
  • Sort out the things of the husband and child: some into the husband’s briefcase, others into the child’s briefcase.
  • Etc. The most agile female participant and hostess wins.

    3 competition. Dance.

    They call two participants who know how to dance the waltz and invite them to dance to the music. But the music begins to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
    ………………………………………

    4 competition. Fruit temptation.

    You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber or potato. Cut everything into large slices and mix in two bowls.
    …………………………………………….

    5 competition. Characteristic.

    The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
    ………………………………………………………..

    6 competition. Try laughing.

    They call one of those who want to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, and the presenter gives her giant leggings, which she must put on over her clothes. …………………………………………………….

    7 beauty contest.

    All women in your team can participate in the beauty contest.

    Comic nominations:

    1.) Longest legs
    2.) Longest nails
    3.) Longest eyelashes
    4.) Biggest breasts
    5.) Biggest butt
    6.) The thinnest waist
    Etc.

    The meaning of the competition is simple: girls are given cardboard numbers of participants on a ribbon, or have round numbers glued to their backs. You need to walk beautifully along the catwalk, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.

    The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes - mascara, large breasts - beads, large butts - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, thin waist - a belt.

    Game: If...

    The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of phrases, in the other box there are the ends of phrases. The presenter gives each woman to draw 1 piece of paper from each box. And then read them in order. Fun questions with answers that fit together.

    Examples (beginnings of phrases):

    1. If I were our boss, then...
    2. If I knew the President personally, then...
    ……………………………………..

    Examples: (ending phrases):

    1. Then I would be the happiest person in the world.
    2. Then I wouldn’t work here anymore.
    ……………………………….

    A scene for March 8th for a women's corporate party based on the theme: Three girls under the window

    Three women - three girls - take part in the sketch. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.

    Presenter: Three girls under the window chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.

    1 girl: If only I could get drunk now

    Presenter: One girl says,
    …………………………………………

    A sketch for March 8th for a women’s corporate party based on the theme: I’m writing to you, what more?

    Text of the letter:
    We write to you, what else?
    What more can we say?
    Today at a corporate party,
    Of course we'll have a drink.
    …………………………………..

    A comic scene with dressing up: a declaration of love to women

    A woman dressed as a man comes out. The costume is designed to make it funny; the man is supposed to be macho.

    Macho: Good evening, dear ladies!
    I am a macho man, a conqueror of women's hearts.
    It will be fun with me, just kick-ass!
    I won’t let you get bored and sad,
    Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
    All the socialites were after me,
    ……………………………………….

    Ditties for corporate parties on March 8

    1.) We are sporty babes
    We love to sing and dance.
    And we'll put on sneakers,
    You definitely won't catch up with us!

    2.) I have three boyfriends,
    I'm fed up with attention.
    I can't choose someone
    I'd rather be alone.
    ………………………………..

    Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a trick)

    1.) Above the knee, below the navel, there is a hole - a hand can easily fit through. (guess: pocket)
    2.) It can be long, it can be short, it can be thick, it can be thin. He sticks around everywhere, he has three names. (guess: nose)
    …………………………………

    Song-adaptation to the tune: “Let them run clumsily...” for March 8

    Verse 1:

    Let all men run
    In the morning to the shops
    Buy bouquets of flowers.
    On this day we are goddesses,
    Queens, princesses,
    Be ready for whims, man!

    …………………………………………….

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    How to make a festive concert on March 8 in a kindergarten or school truly bright and interesting? It's simple - you need to diversify the script with fun, funny and cool scenes. It is the comic scenes on March 8 that have the unique ability to create a pleasant atmosphere, lift the spirits of everyone present and make the holiday memorable. In addition, they quite often raise quite important topics and questions, which can be very difficult to resolve without the help of humor. Of course, children's funny skits have their own specifics and are unlike, say, comic numbers for corporate parties. They are usually distinguished by kind and even naive humor, which is perfect for such a bright spring holiday as International Women's Day. That is why holiday concerts in schools and kindergartens on March 8 have a unique atmosphere. In our article today, we tried to collect the most interesting and original ideas for funny scenes on March 8 for mothers, schoolchildren and kindergarten students. We hope that our video options will not only lift your spirits, but also help you write a sparkling script for March 8th.

    Funny and comic scenes on March 8 in kindergarten, video

    Little kindergarten students are the most spontaneous and sincere artists. That is why the funny and humorous scenes performed on March 8 at matinees in kindergarten in their performance evoke so much joy and genuine delight in adults. Cute, charming and childlike, spontaneous artists happily play the roles of adults and themselves. Young actors are especially good at parody roles with a small number of words and expressive gestures and facial expressions. You will find some options for just such funny and humorous scenes on March 8 in kindergarten with video below.

    Funny scene “Old Grandmothers” on March 8th for kindergarten

    A funny skit about grandmothers on March 8 is a vivid example of a parody number without words, the success of which depends entirely on the artistic abilities of its performers. The number is based on the song “Old Grandmothers”, well known to the older generation, performed by V. Dobrynin. Its cheerful motive and funny lyrics are quite easy to play up with the help of bright costumes and fun dance moves. To make the scene truly hilarious, it is best to cast artistic boys in the roles of grandmothers. They will look especially comical in old lady outfits and with the traditional attributes of grandmothers.

    Comic skit on March 8 for kindergarten “Three Mothers”

    For this version of the comic scene, you will need three girls who will play the roles of daughter, mother and grandmother. Each of them will have their own words - several lines of poetry with a funny meaning. The essence of the sketch is to show how important a mother is in everyone’s life, but at the same time to play out in a humorous way the mother’s excessive care and anxiety. In general, this thematic scene turns out to be very touching and funny at the same time, so it fits perfectly into almost any scenario for the March 8th matinee in kindergarten. The only thing is that girls from the senior or preparatory group with good diction and artistic abilities are more suitable for the main roles.

    Comic skits for a concert in honor of March 8th for elementary school, video

    If the festive matinees in honor of March 8 in kindergartens are dominated by touching dance and congratulatory numbers, then a concert in an elementary school can already be safely built on a comic scenario with funny scenes. The main success of such a concert, as well as any other festive event, lies in the proper organization and talented performers. Without good actors, comic skits at a concert in honor of March 8 in an elementary school simply will not have the desired effect and will go unnoticed and unappreciated by the public. In addition, it is important to select appropriate scenery, costumes and props. It is details like these that help not only convey the meaning of the scene, but also contribute to the transformation of young artists. Next, we offer you several options for comic skits that are perfect for a festive concert in an elementary school.

    A comic skit in an elementary school on March 8 “How to surprise girls” for boys

    This number is very simple to perform and does not require any special decorations or attributes. The main thing is to choose really cheerful and charismatic boys who, with the help of facial expressions and words, will be able to play out all the humor of this scene. The topic of the issue is quite urgent for all men on the eve of International Women's Day - “What to surprise and what gifts to please women with?” The boys from this issue offer their own ideas for gifts and surprises that might please the girls in their class. We are sure that their funny versions will not leave anyone indifferent.

    A funny scene for girls on March 8 “When mom is not at home”

    It's no secret that parody numbers are always very warmly received by the public, especially if their plot is close and understandable to everyone present. The following funny scene on March 8th will surely appeal to all mothers, because they themselves were once in the shoes of young artists and experienced a similar situation. As you can easily guess from the title of the episode, the sketch shows in a cool and slightly exaggerated way what is happening at home at the moment when mother is not there, and the daughters are getting to their mother’s treasured things. Light musical accompaniment and a cheerful dance at the beginning of the number make such a scene more energetic and tune the audience to its comic nature.

    Cool and funny skits for high school students on March 8, video

    Everyone knows about the creativity and good sense of humor of high school students. One can only envy the resourcefulness, energy and enthusiasm of young people. It is not surprising that high school students are best at coming up with cool and funny scenes on March 8 for mothers, grandmothers, teachers and classmates. Of course, touching and tender numbers also have a place in festive concerts dedicated to International Women's Day, organized by high school students. But much more often they still prefer to please and make dear women laugh on their holiday. Next, we bring to your attention several cool and funny skits for high school students on March 8 with video.

    Funny sketch “Festive Grandfather” on March 8 for high school girls

    To participate in this funny act you will need girls and one guy, who will act as a simple grandfather. The skit itself is written using poems with humor, so it is very advisable to choose participants with a well-trained voice and artistic abilities. Well, the main character of the scene, the festive grandfather, of course, should be funny and charismatic.

    A comic skit in honor of March 8 for high school students “How boys and girls celebrate the holiday”

    Variants of humorous scenes from the category of “expectations and reality” have been very popular lately. However, this scene rather reflects, in a slightly exaggerated form, the difference between how boys and girls celebrate March 8th. Of course, the chosen images are very exaggerated, but there is still some truth in them. There are many images in the scene and therefore almost everyone present will be able to recognize themselves among the characters shown.

    Funny skit “Day of Revelations” on March 8 for high school students

    But the following sketch is ideal for a concert in honor of March 8, organized especially for classmates. It raises one of the most popular topics for teenagers, one that can be joked about endlessly. We are talking, of course, about relationships and “Day of Revelations” is a vivid example of how differently a guy and a girl in a relationship sometimes perceive the same idea. To participate in the skit you need to choose an artistic guy and a talented girl. But if you want to get a truly hilarious number, we strongly recommend taking two funny guys as the main characters.

    Funny and funny scenes on March 8 for mothers and children, video

    Children in schools and kindergartens joke about all sorts of things in cool and funny skits for mothers on March 8th! They do this very subtly, ironically, but not at all offensively. They raise everyday topics, come up with parodies of characteristic female behavior, and notice funny moments in the relationship between parents and children. But the most popular topic remains, of course, mothers. Moreover, children manage to make jokes about mothers so delicately and touchingly that adults are not offended at all. On the contrary, looking at the funny parodies of children, mothers sincerely laugh, recognizing themselves and their habits. And sometimes, such funny parodies even make many parents and children reconsider some aspects of their family relationships for the better. Therefore, if you want to make the festive concert on March 8 really interesting and memorable, be sure to include in the script several funny and cool skits on March 8 for mothers of children. Moreover, below you will find several fun options for kindergarten and high school.

    Cool scene “Meeting of mothers” on March 8 for a matinee in kindergarten

    This number, performed by kids, turns out to be really comical and cheerful in a good way. In the story, the girls play the roles of mothers who meet by chance and share the latest news about their family problems. Well, just like their adult mothers, who prefer to share their experiences and everyday problems with their friends. The essence of this issue is to show how complex and difficult a mother’s daily work can be and how important it is to appreciate it, take care of her mother, help her and not upset her. It is thanks to the cheerful presentation that such a scene will not only not upset anyone, but will also help kids better understand and appreciate their mothers.

    Funny skit “How I help my mother” on March 8 for elementary school

    This funny scene is intended to ironically make fun of such a fairly common everyday problem as the lack of help for the mother from the children. Her dialogue unfolds between a mother and her schoolgirl daughter, who writes an eloquent, but far from truthful, essay on the topic “How I help my mother.” Of course, the actions in this scene are exaggerated, but despite the humor present, the plot makes both children and adults think.

    Cool skit on March 8 “Typical Mom” for high school students

    The following humorous production would be best suited for a high school or even college concert. It involves three characters - a son, mother and grandmother. The plot of the issue revolves around a rather comical situation, familiar to many modern families. In a nutshell, the sketch is about how often our mothers are unfriendly with modern gadgets in general, and with computers in particular. The paradox is that the older generation, and in this case grandmothers, can be much more “advanced” in this matter than their children. In general, if you want to laugh heartily, then take a closer look at the following funny scene.

    Festive concerts in honor of March 8 for mothers and grandmothers in kindergartens and schools are a good tradition that should be preserved as long as possible. This is not just an amateur activity for children, but a real gift and the best congratulations for dear women. And funny, cool and humorous scenes on March 8th are the “highlights” of such children's concerts. It is numbers with humor that make the main holiday of all women truly bright, memorable and fun. We hope that in our article today you will find many options for funny scenes on March 8 that will inspire you to write an original script. Remember that the success of any performance directly depends on its performers. Therefore, always choose talented schoolchildren and children with good acting skills. And then, we are sure, any funny scene in honor of International Women’s Day will bring a lot of positivity to all guests of the holiday!

    The program of school evenings dedicated to the holiday of March 8 traditionally includes many beautiful and kind messages addressed to girls, mothers, grandmothers and teachers. Schoolchildren also prepare various concert numbers: songs, dances and, of course, skits, which are usually of a comic nature, and therefore are especially loved. In elementary schools, skits are usually dedicated to mothers; in older schools, they are dedicated to girls in their classmates.

    Possibly offered here skits on March 8 for schoolchildren will be useful for drawing up a concert program or original congratulations.

    Sketch for March 8th for schoolchildren “How to congratulate girls”

    (Based on “Three girls under the window...”)

    Characters:

    3 boys,

    Teacher,

    Leading

    Necessary equipment: chairs, desks, poster, diary, pens, notebooks, books

    Props:

    Cosmetics, high heels, jewelry.

    Only boys take part in the skit, and each piece of advice is followed by a demonstration.

    1. The first thing is figure - You need to keep a tight rein on yourself, to put it simply. there is nothing.

    2. Emphasize your individuality with makeup.

    3. Mesmerizing gait.

    4. Clothes. Be as open as possible (expose your shoulder by moving your sweater)

    5. Shoes should be elegant.

    6. In intellectual competitions, answer all questions briefly and clearly: yes, no, it’s not me.

    7. You must have good vocal abilities. But it is not recommended to perform Ramstain, Rasmus, Okean Elzy, etc.

    8. Don't wear too much or too heavy jewelry. Heavy earrings will pull your ears back and in old age they will be knee-deep.

    9. To win, you shouldn’t risk your health and do a lot of plastic surgery to improve your appearance - it’s better to go to school, they’ll scare you there and it will be better than any facelift.

    10. When entering a modeling school, do not run after the director and ask “Well, take me.” A girl should know her worth.

    You can learn all this at our model school “Grace”.
    You can end the number with congratulations to all the girls

    (Source: website tca77.narod.ru)

    Congratulation performance in verse.

    Characters:

    Boy, Girl

    Boy: Our call is terribly ringing,
    I fly out into the corridor...
    Me and one girl
    A conversation ensued...
    - And my dad is a champion!
    He goes to the stadium:
    He throws weights up -
    Will be the strongest in the world!

    Girl: Even though men are strong -
    They don't know how to bake pancakes...
    You men are klutzes,
    educate you, teach you,
    And parsley from dill
    You can't tell the difference!
    By the way, who does the laundry at home?
    God didn't give you talent...
    TV "consuming"
    You lie down on the sofa!

    Boy: The man is of no use?!
    Isn’t this talent given to us?!
    Who nailed the shelf in the kitchen?
    Fixed the faucet in the kitchen?

    Girl: You don’t feel like cooking borscht,
    Don't fry the cutlets...
    You should run off to work,
    Well, there’s no point anymore.

    Boy: You, thorny thorn,
    You don't know us men well
    Every now and then you shed tears.
    And also for no reason...
    You say barbed words, timid...
    Dad is the head of the house!

    Girl: And mom is the neck of the house!

    Boy: No, there is no need to decide in a dispute,
    In a corridor conversation,
    Who is stronger and who is more important...
    It’s just... mom is the most tender of all!

    (Source: website sc-pr.ru)

    Sketch for March 8th for schoolchildren “And in our yard”

    ( Author Kruglova O.N.)

    The guys sing a song - an adaptation of the song from the movie “Carnival Night”.5 boys and 3 girls are participating

    If you leave the house frowning,

    Remember that today is a holiday!
    That any acquaintance is ready to congratulate you,
    Or even a stranger you meet!

    And a smile, without a doubt,
    Suddenly touches your eyes,
    And good mood
    Will not leave you again!

    Youth 1: Women's holiday!
    That's the reason
    That's why we'll eat!
    And hearty congratulations
    Happy day to all women!

    All: Congratulations! (balls are thrown into the hall, fanfare sounds)

    A young man comes onto the stage with a portrait of Yesenin and reads:

    Young man 2: You are my Shagan, Shagan!
    There's a girl in the north too.
    She looks an awful lot like you
    Maybe he's thinking about me.
    Shagane, you are mine, Shagane!

    On the other side, another young man comes out with a portrait of Pushkin and reads

    Boy 3: No, I see you every minute
    Follow you everywhere
    A smile of the mouth, a movement of the eyes,
    To catch with loving eyes,
    Listen to you for a long time, understand
    Your soul is all your perfection,
    To freeze in agony before you,
    To turn pale and fade away... that's bliss!

    The next reader comes out with a portrait of Blok and reads

    Boy 4: I called you, but you didn't look back,

    I shed tears, but you did not condescend.

    You sadly wrapped yourself in a blue cloak,

    On a damp night you left the house.

    I don't know where your pride is sheltered

    You, darling, you, gentle one, have found...

    I sleep soundly, I dream of your blue cloak,

    In which you left on a damp night...

    Another reader reads with a portrait of Lermontov

    Boy 5: Oh heaven I swear she was

    Beautiful!.. I was burning, I was trembling,

    When the curls running down from the brow

    I met silk with my golden hand,

    I was ready to fall at her feet,

    Give her freedom, life, and paradise, and everything,

    The next one reads (portrait of Pasternak):

    Boy 6: Loving others is a heavy cross,

    And you are beautiful without gyrations,

    And your beauty is a secret

    It is tantamount to the solution to life.

    In spring the rustling of dreams is heard

    And the rustle of news and truths.

    You come from a family of such fundamentals.

    Your meaning, like air, is selfless.

    Boy 1: Oh, so many tender feelings
    You called it in my heart!
    Oh, how many young men died in those feelings!
    And we praise you for all matters of the heart,
    It's great that the school brought us together
    With the beautiful half of the planet.
    We will praise the school for everything!

    (A girl (dressed up, painted) drives out in a car, almost hitting the poets. Squealing brakes. The girl drives and looks in the mirror)

    Girl 1: My little mirror, tell me and tell me the whole truth. Am I the cutest, the most rosy and the whitest in the world?

    Mirror voice: You are beautiful, no doubt about it. But take it a little to the left. Stupid, stop! Right now. Where are you at the red light...Slow down!!! A pothole, a ditch... You are beautiful, no doubt, but the world has never seen anyone dumber than you.

    Girl 1: Ah well! Nasty toy! You are no longer my girlfriend!

    The second girl comes out: (conduct a dialogue in modern jargon).
    1st: Yo, friend!
    2nd: Yo-yo!
    1st: Why didn’t you come to the party yesterday?
    2nd: Yes, the ancestors tore their brains apart. They tried to push through the notations again. I don't give a damn.
    1st: Well, what, will you drag your bones to the party today?
    2nd: Partying is a sacred thing!
    1st: Then ride, ciao!
    2nd: Poki - poki. (The girls invite the “poets” to come with them, but they refuse!)

    Boy 1: Of course, it’s funny for us to see and hear this.
    It's a scary movie at times.
    The boys and I watch part of it,
    And in the depths of my soul always
    We dream, of course, about Juliet, the one - ("Juliet" comes out(girl in a beautiful dress)
    Beautiful, gentle and simple! - (to the song “And in our yard” and all the poets leave for him)

    Characters:

    Sergey,Mom (Sergei), Barsik (cat), Ilya,Denis

    On the stage is a disheveled, sleep-deprived and grimy guy in pajamas.
    He goes to the chair and takes something wrinkled and dirty from it.

    Sergey: Ma-am! We should congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
    Mother: Good morning, son. I stroked it.
    Sergey: Hello! Which one?
    Mother: White.
    Sergey: White?
    Mother: White, white.
    Sergey: Was mine white?
    Mother: Of course there was. We bought it last year. Don't you remember?
    Sergey: I do not remember…
    Mother: You also wore it for New Year’s, remember?
    Sergey: On New Year's Day - I remember. And after that I don’t remember. And... Is she white?
    Mother: Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed - I had a hard time finding it! Have you brushed your teeth?
    Sergey: Ah, so here she is, where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws the dirty shirt under the bed and puts on a clean one.) Well, just wait, now you’ll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. He’s eating something in the kitchen again.

    Fat Barsik enters. Chews.Barsik: What?
    Sergey: Get out of here!!!
    Barsik: (Leaves).
    Sergey: A pig, not a cat... Ma-am!
    Mother: What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
    Sergey: Yeah. And Barsik too.
    Mother: Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
    Sergey: Now, I'll soap it up! (Takes a stick). Barsik!!! Come here!
    Fat Barsik enters. Chews.
    Barsik: Well, what?
    Sergey: What-what!.. Nothing!
    Barsik: Ah-ah-ah... That’s what I would have said right away. (Leaves).

    The boy takes his trousers off the chair - also dirty and full of holes.
    Sergey: Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
    Mother: I stroked it. And a jacket.
    Sergey: Do I have a jacket?
    Mother: Of course have. (The guy throws his trousers under the bed and grabs the jacket with the sleeve torn off.)
    Sergey: Well then it will be a vest . (Tears off the second sleeve).
    Mother: What's cracking there?
    Sergey: This is me doing exercises, mom!
    Mother: Ah, well done, well done!
    Sergey: Today is the eighth of March for the girls, I prepared poems for them, I’ll read them now, do you hear? (combs his hair).
    Mother: I hear you! Nice poems!
    Sergey: What poems?
    Mother: which you have prepared.
    Sergey: Ma, what are you doing there?
    Mother: I'm making a pie, son. You won’t come to congratulate the girls empty-handed.
    Sergey: Why pie? I need flowers!
    Mother: Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
    Sergey: What about the briefcase?
    Mother: Right there, nearby. They're calling, open the door!
    Sergey: These are probably the guys from the class... (Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands).
    Sergey: Oh! Who do you want?
    Andrey: We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
    Sergey: I'm listening to.
    All: Seryoga! Are you?
    Sergey: Well yes, I am. What do you care?
    Denis: Don't you recognize it?
    Sergey: Wait a minute! I'll find out!!! It seems like you and I were on vacation in the summer... Exactly - in a camp!..
    Denis: What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
    Sergey: Very nice... oh, I mean... Guys, is it you? Well, you've dressed yourself up! Did not recognize…
    Ilya: Look at yourself! ( Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself, combed and neatly dressed, and faints).
    Mother: And here comes the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you’re so smart, you’re unrecognizable! Did you forget the flowers?
    Ilya: No, I haven't forgotten. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Ilya. Serezhenka is lying there.
    Mother: Serezhenka, I beg you, please don’t lie around in the hallway in clean clothes. Wait until school.
    Sergey: Mommy, I didn’t recognize myself! What will happen now?
    Mother: Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!

    Sketch "Wonderful Mom"

    The mother sits at the laptop, the child stands next to her and recites a poem, at the moment when the mother must say her catchphrase according to the text of the poem, he shoves her in the shoulder, the mother takes her eyes off the computer and says: “No problem!” and turns back to his laptop.
    I'm not a problem child
    I tell everyone about this.
    Even my mother confirms...
    - Really, mom? (shoves mom)
    - No problem!!!

    I don't want to have lunch now!
    I'd rather eat candy!
    Smiling, mom will say

    (shoves mom, mom has zero reaction)
    Mom will say... (shoves mom)
    - No problem!!!

    Brought four deuces,
    And there are no fives at all!
    Mom, don't be silent, what do you say?
    - Everything is fine? (shoves mom)
    - No problem!!!

    The house is a terrible mess,
    Cream is smeared on the floor.
    I don't want to clean up!
    - Is it possible, mom? (shoves mom)
    - No problem!

    I know what a mother is like
    Everyone wanted it at once!
    Connect to the Internet
    And everything will be... (shoves mom)
    - No problem!!!

    Read the beginning and explanation in the previous article.

    Both parts should be presented only together, in the sequence that I wrote.

    This is the whole point and humor of these sketches - to show how a man and a woman can see and retell the same events differently.

    The heroine's husband, in a sad voice, tells his friend about the events of yesterday, March 8th. I wrote it as a monologue, but since it is difficult to imagine a man saying all this on the phone (unlike a woman), then let this sad story take place over a glass of beer, for example.

    Scenes for March 8:

    part 2, “A man’s gaze.”

    I started shopping for flowers early in the morning - I thought they would be cheaper on the 8th in the morning than on the 7th in the evening. Yeah, that's not the case. I chose and chose, well, I could go broke! There were also plenty of such smart people there, so why should prices fall? One flower girl eventually took pity. She still had fragments of flowers, she stuck them into some green thing and made a clearing. He says you will have a basket with an oasis. Maybe for some it’s an oasis, but for me the price was like buying an entire arboretum for personal use.

    He brought it, put it by the bed, wrote to his wife not to get up, and went to bake her favorite pancakes. I thought all day afterwards - Maslenitsa is only in a week, why am I, a fool, taking up these pancakes? The oil is burning, the smoke is pouring out so much that I can’t see either the dough or the frying pan! In short, the rescuers arrived, they threw a hose through the window, extinguished everything, they tried to save me - I barely fought back, it was the 12th floor after all. It turned out that their grandmother, a neighbor, called them, thinking that there was a fire with us.

    She then came running to the smoke, helped with breakfast, and promised that she wouldn’t tell her wife anything. I just can’t imagine what I should do! The kitchen was covered in soot, covered in foam, and we had to throw away a new, expensive frying pan. Yesterday I convinced my wife not to go into the kitchen, this morning she also ran off to work happy - she had no time for the kitchen after that night, she almost overslept... And what will happen in the evening? At least don't come home.

    I opened a card for my wife for March 8th, put 1000 rubles on it and decided to have fun. On the way I bought an envelope for money - all sorts of ladies' things were drawn and it was written that she should not deny herself anything.

    But because of these pancakes, I got excited, mixed up the cards and put my wife’s ruble money in this envelope, not her ruble one, but his VIP one. And he sent me shopping. I turned on the green light myself, with my own hands! She ran away happy, and I went to save the remains of the kitchen. But they soon had to save me when I started receiving SMS messages from the bank every 20 minutes with the text:

    This amount has been debited from your card. Thank you for choosing our bank!

    I only read the 18th message to the end. And it was written there:

    If you have not performed this operation, call the number...

    I called. The card was blocked. There is only money left for exactly one more oasis.

    I realized that neither I nor my card could survive an evening trip to a restaurant, and I swore off cooking dinner on my own after breakfast. The situation is stalemate.

    I had a hard time figuring it out: I called the restaurant, gave my wife’s card number and asked what I could buy from them with delivery for one thousand rubles.

    They brought some kind of vegetable mash, like with meat, and some trembling, shaking garbage on a saucer called “Refined Festive Dessert.” Yes, I ordered another hundred rubles worth of cleanings so that my wife would believe that I cooked it myself.

    I didn’t find any meat in the vegetables, I didn’t even try the festive trembling on the saucer - my legs were trembling from fatigue and nerves.

    Of course, the annual norm of adrenaline has been exceeded in 1 day!

    I just dreamed of getting to bed. I mean, sleep.

    But my wife praised everything so much, admired me so much, looked at me so intriguingly that I suspected something was wrong.

    I asked him 10 times, maybe she has a headache, maybe she needs to rest?

    No, nothing hurt her. Until 4 am, at that.

    I don’t remember what happened next - I just passed out. But she didn’t mind, she rushed off to work happy. I could barely reach the phone, called my boss, and asked for time off after yesterday. What’s unexpected is that he understood me immediately! He himself, he says, would gladly take a day off if anyone had it.

    Again I direct you to the integral part of the 1st: - “A woman’s gaze.” Without this, don’t even start staging!

    With the wish to bring your views on life closer,

    Your Evelina Shesternenko.

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