Comic nominations always meet with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not jokes)))!
Even the presentation of real awards is not always such a success.
To whom do we give it and for what reason?
At one person’s birthday or other holiday (entry to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the publication of the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) are awarded only to this person, the hero of the occasion;
At a celebration of several people (a team’s victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.), we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);
February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men, without exception (check a hundred times that you haven’t forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (they will also be useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make them the same shape and size , but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting Everyone will be waiting, but what has been invented for them?
What are we writing?
Comic nominations for competitions and texts on medals.
By family connections:
The best mother (daughter, grandmother, auntie)
The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)
Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)
By profession:
The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)
My favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)
The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)
(Here it doesn’t have to be literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: if you cut your neighbor’s hair, you’re already the best stylist, you managed to run to the bus - well, you’re a cool athlete)
By position:
The most democratic boss, employee, accountant
The most greedy chief accountant
Most Flexible Executive Employee
The most economic caretaker
Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word “most” - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.
By action:
I’m the best... handed my neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blew smoke rings, made reports)
I’m the fastest... I can paint my lips (I find a mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), count without a calculator)
The same, but for kids:
I was the fastest... to eat the porridge (fell asleep during the day)
I’m the best... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)
For schoolchildren I can’t figure it out yet: daughter is a student, nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understand the idea, you can come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:
Miss curly curls
Miss the most beautiful bows
Miss the longest braids
Mister neat
Mister good manners
Our superman
Our protection and support
Our secret keeper
The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)
The most tender (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)
By hobbies and cute features:
World-class newspaper reading star
World class maestro of playing with nerves
Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover)
Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))
Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)
Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate)
Young Michurinets (for summer residents of any age)
Bill Gates student (someone who is good at—or thinks he is good at—computer programs)
Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. That would be me by default))
Almost Hitchcock (for a horror movie fan)
Snow Queen (to the prickly lady)
The Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)
Comic nominations and their winners:
Winner of the nomination “The Lady Checked in Luggage” (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for the lover of a bunch of bags, packages, string bags))
Winner of the nomination “Someone came down from the hill” (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains or ski resorts)
Winner of the nomination “You deceived me, you let me down” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))
Winner of the nomination “On a small raft” (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)
Winner of the nomination “I will ride my bike for a long time” (very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cycling lovers)
Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to...” (from Lolita’s song. For a lover of coarse language of any gender)
Winner of the nomination “Orientation – North” (from another Lolita song. A person at least somehow connected with the word “north”: lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of the Northern bus station (there was once such in Donetsk, and ours was not far away student hostel), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.
Winner of the nomination “You're drunk like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be presented, but shown and announced in advance that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, he will receive it publicly. But you hope it doesn't come to that)
For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and play each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes while the person goes to get the medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade holidays are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.
Let me remind you: I described in detail how to make a medal in. If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: you’re having an award ceremony, after all))
Another tip: when choosing texts and competition nominations for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space. And we need it to hook people here on earth))
With best wishes to bright nominations and nominees,
A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!
P.S. The title of the next article is “The competition that is always with you.” Look what it is))
Today we are giving out comic nominations to people whose art is to successfully sell. These are sales managers, salespeople, traveling salesmen, consultants, and merchandisers. There are a lot of people selling goods and services. They have their own holidays and corporate events. It is appropriate to select the winners of comic nominations at these events. Managers and sellers will be able to choose the most suitable nominations for their colleagues. Let's start!
"Sell - and no nails..."
“This is my slogan and... period.” In the comic category “Sell - and no nails” we have a great winner. His name is (name is called). With a sweet smile, he will sell nails, screws, nuts, other goods and even give (completely free of charge) a little of his good mood.
"My light, mirror..."
“My light, mirror, tell me,
Tell me the whole truth:
Do I trade faster than everyone else?
More dexterous and cunning than everyone else?
What question? Of course, the leader in the comic category “My Light, Mirror” is a born salesman. When he needs to sell, he gets real excited!
"Queen of the Counter"
She sells the product with such dignity! Her smile alone is worth it! The buyer may not really need the product, but how can he pass by such a beauty? You definitely need to buy something - and you will receive high-quality products and a portion of positive emotions.
“You, friend, should not chase after cheapness”
It may not be worth it for the cheapness, but for the goods on sale it’s quite worth it. Who is the best organizer of events? Of course, the main one in the above-mentioned comic category.
“This operation is known as rotation.”
Dear merchandisers! This comic nomination is for you. Choose the most worthy! He has golden hands. He doesn’t give up and never gives up, he can lend a helping hand and give you a hand, you won’t see him empty-handed, and he will never sit with his hands folded.
“And Vaska listens and sells”
Maybe not Vaska, but Petya Gromykhailov or Ashot Melikov, but, most importantly, he sells! Conscientiously lays out the goods, sorts, weighs, labels. In general, a worthy representative of the trading fraternity!
“Selling a refrigerator to Eskimos”
They need it most! They have minus 50ºС, and the product cannot withstand such extreme temperatures. And it’s much warmer in the refrigerator! So the Eskimos are wondering: “Atlant” or “Bosch”, “Samsung” or “Nord”. And the winner of the comic nomination “Selling a refrigerator to Eskimos” will best tell you which refrigerator to choose.
"The first fish is mine, and the second is mine"
We announce the best seller in the fish department as the winner in the comic category “The first fish is mine, and the second is mine.” Fish is a good product, excellent fish is a royal product. That’s why we have a special relationship with fishmongers!
"Jester the Pea" or "Tsar Pea"
And who is the best seller of peas, millet, buckwheat, oatmeal, and rice? A fool! The main one in this nomination can make a joke and sell the product profitably. Yes, he has no price!
“Like cheese in butter...»
“Look at me, Glafira, inadvertently, by chance,
Grab a piece of cheese, because without cheese, what is tea?”
The best in the comic category “Like cheese in butter…” is a cheese seller. Dutch, Swiss, Adyghe - he teaches geography through cheeses. And he implements them better than anyone else!
"Greedy"
Do you want some meat? Steak, brisket, carb, shoulder, sirloin? This is for the winning seller of the comic nomination “Greedy Beef”. How she trades! It's nice to see. And he will give a compliment to the buyer, and sell the product profitably. A real winner!
"Two pieces of sausage"
Why only two? The leader in the joke category “Two Pieces of Sausage” will sell as many pieces as needed. And he will do it with soul!
Posted on 12/26/2017
Soon, namely on December 13, a branch of our company in another city will be 10 years old!
And the director decided to give moral encouragement to the branch’s employees.
To do this, he gave me a task - to come up with nominations for awarding certificates of honor to all employees who have been working for many years, or more, compared to others.
The system administrator will come up with the diplomas themselves with branding, and I will only have to come up with the text.
To be honest, I didn’t know where to start - I’d never done anything like this before.
And I’ve never seen the people about whom I’ll have to come up with a text, maybe I’ve only talked to some of them on the phone.
What complicated the matter was that it was necessary to invent comic nominations.
Well, how do I know if a person will be offended by my attempts to come up with something funny or have fun from the heart?!
To cope with this task, I demanded from the cashier (he is also a type of personnel officer) characteristics for each employee who will be at the corporate party. There were 10 people in total - not that many. It’s already easier - you have to rack your brains less!
So, on the 20th day of my thoughts, this was born to me:
1. Branch manager.
In the “Dear Mother” nomination, the Last Name First Name Patronymic, the leadership of the “city” patrimony is awarded.
It is known that the boss is always right - it is human nature to make mistakes. Our First Name Patronymic is a real boss: always right!
A real woman should
1).Plant a garden;
2).Build a house;
3).Raise children.
Name Patronymic name real woman! And the result is before everyone's eyes!
2. Sales representative(branch manager's daughter)
In the “Apple from the Apple Tree” nomination, Last Name First Name is awarded
Folk wisdom- everything good in a child comes from his parents. Everything bad comes from father and mother.
First name Patronymic - one hundred percent daughter of her mother: creative person, bright woman, irreplaceable worker!
Comic nominations. Certificates of honor for awards at a corporate event or graduation party
Senior operator
In the “Lifesaver” category, the Last Name is awarded.
Nothing is more contagious for operators than the laughter of a Senior Operator!
And if God wanted us to think only with our heads, he would make us koloboks. The name is not a bun: she thinks with her heart in order to increase sales to the maximum!
4.Operator
In the nomination “A Thing for the World”, First Name Last Name is awarded.
The name is a true lady. She creates conditions under which a man (especially a male buyer) has only one thing left to do - be a gentleman... and buy whatever she asks!
5. Accountant-cashier (aka HR officer)
In the category “War by war - lunch on schedule” is awarded to Last Name First Name
Name leads healthy image life: find breakfast yourself, take half of his lunch from a friend, and take dinner from an enemy.
Nothing kills the desire to work more than a salary. And the Name gives out this salary... But twice a month it is excusable to “kill the desire to work”!
6. Driver
In the category “The cat that walks by itself” is awarded to Last Name First Name
A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road.
The driver's job is to drive the car, not to be amused by statistics!
The name loves work very much. Quite often you can hear from Name important words(he says them into the phone): Don’t darken my bright holiday: don’t call me at work!
7. Operator
In the category “Dreaming” is awarded Last Name First Name
Dreams are plans in the mind, and plans are dreams on paper.
This nomination is a big hint for the male gender. For the beauty and slimness of the Name is a constant temptation for all men who are in close proximity to a promising employee.
You cannot give everything to everyone, because everyone is many, but everything is not enough.
8. Storekeeper-picker
In the nomination “A Mystery Shrouded in Darkness...” is awarded to Last Name First Name
The most mysterious employee in the team - no one knows what she is so drawn to work, and why such zeal for labor process.
If you don't know, shut up! You know - keep quiet! – Presumable motto Name by this issue. And only on this issue - in other matters she is a very sociable young girl, which all her colleagues can confirm.
9. Storekeeper-picker
In the nomination “Prove yourself - secure it”, Last Name First Name is awarded
Name is engaged in expressing herself every day - she works hard and thoroughly.
Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well!
There are such seconds when minutes decide everything and it lasts for hours.
This is how the working day of Name goes - and it lasts for hours...
10. Cleaning lady
In the nomination “Cleanliness is the key to health, order is first of all” awarded to Last Name First Name
Name is the only employee who knows and actively uses the cherished formula: cleanliness is pure mass for pure volume.
No other employee can boast of such knowledge, which is an honor and arouses respect for this smart and economical woman!
It seems that everything turned out to be not boring, but not entirely fun either - this is moral encouragement, but it should be at least a little serious.
To make people feel valued and respected
16 ways to reward staff: from Oscars to CEO parking
Nomination "Pride of the Company"
For high performance in work, energy and many years of dedicated work in the Company
Nomination "Gold Fund of the Company"
(for those employees who were at the origins of the company)
For high professionalism and personal contribution to the formation and development of the Company
Nomination "For Impeccable Work"
For conscientious work in the Company and high level professionalism
Nomination "Valuable Employee"
For high-quality performance of their duties, talent and dedication to the Company
Nomination "High Start"
For high performance, perseverance in achieving goals and achieving professional heights
Nomination "Company's Hope"
For determination, increasing your professional and educational level in the Company
Nomination “Stability is a sign of mastery”
For caring and responsible performance of one’s duties, hard work and dedication to the Company
Nomination "For Vigilance"
(for security guards, security and control service teams)
For impeccable service in maintaining safety and tranquility on the territory of the enterprise and protecting the Company’s material assets
Nomination “For the best financial situation”
(for example, the labor department team and wages, accounting, financial department, etc.)
For many years of conscientious work and stable financial performance
Nomination “For an excellent environmental situation” (comic)
(for example, for cleaners)
For many years of impeccable work, for the purity of “morals”, relationships and the cleanliness of retail (or office) areas
To the fastest employee (comic)
For energy, perseverance, cheerful disposition and high performance
To an employee with many children (comic)
For discovering a way to improve the demographic situation
To an employee who exceeds the plan (comic)
For consistency, perseverance and accuracy in fulfilling the five-year plan in 3 years
For loaders, forwarders (comic)
For multi-ton, dedicated work and work on carrying / transporting heavy loads to the most appropriate places
A corporate party doesn't have to be boring. If the host of the holiday cannot provide employees with fun and laughter, it is better not to start this holiday at all.
The competitions have already been prepared, the team members have sorted out their costumes.
NOMINATIONS FOR AWARDING EMPLOYEES
But the party manager must also take care of incentives for the winners.
We'll have to make nominations for rewarding employees that are cool for New Year and any other holiday.
Comic nominations for corporate events for employees
Options for comic certificates for corporate events are selected depending on:
competitions;
company activities;
theme of the event ( new Year party, employee anniversary, early implementation of the plan).
There are many reasons for a corporate event. To nominate an award, you need to improvise a small stage or pedestal and decorate the walls balloons, ribbons and posters.
Be sure to prepare musical accompaniment. It is best to find out in advance from each nominee his favorite melody and use it during the award ceremony.
You can order comic diplomas and certificates from any printing company. Such an award will be better than a box of chocolates or a bottle of champagne, since the nominee will keep it forever and will remind him of a fun and noisy corporate party for a long time.
What nominations can there be for awarding employees?
"Best Paparazzi of the Year"- each participant will need to take a funny photo on their phone within 5 minutes.
For victory in intellectual competition you can assign a title “He surpassed Burda himself”. And the loser of this competition will receive a nickname "Natural blond".
Nomination « Best mom of the year" can be given to an employee who often leaves work early to pick up her child from kindergarten or take him to music.
Suitable for the most capricious colleague "License to indulge in whims".
Name "A real man" Any representative of the stronger sex of the company can apply.
To raise corporate spirit and motivate its employees, management, especially during the holidays, simply needs to highlight the best and celebrate the merits of everyone. And one of the original ways to do this is to arrange a ceremony with nominations; it can be humorous or solemn. , with real medals or comic ones, the main thing is the appropriate mood.
Here are two options comic nominations for corporate celebrations.
Idea No. 1. Fruit and vegetable celebration of the team.
We often compare our friends, colleagues and acquaintances with various fruits and vegetables: “miracle pea”, “potato daddy”, “cool pepper”, “ruddy like an apple”, “sour like lemon”, etc. So the idea was born to develop .
Rewarding colleagues with fruits and vegetables is an opportunity to present inexpensive edible souvenirs with good humor. As they say, “inexpensive and tasteful,” and also environmentally tasty and healthy! This material can be used both at the company’s anniversary and at any professional or corporate event.
The foyer is decorated with flowers and photographs of employees, above which is the inscription: “I know: (name of the enterprise) will bloom as long as there are such people in the Russian country!” (Last name, initials of the manager.)
All words belong to the Head of the enterprise
Hello, juicy and mischievous, blooming and dear, drinking in moderation and singing well, forever young and forever drunk with happiness team!
Today we celebrate our first anniversary! And the first anniversary is like first grade, like the first kiss, like first love, it will be remembered for a lifetime! And I want you to remember this holiday so that you don’t lose your taste and interest in life!
In general, speaking about our team, I want to compare it to a large field in which people live and grow harmoniously various cultures, helping each other, enriching each other, creating a healthy climate. And today, in the official part, I want to pay tribute to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity over these 10 years! In honor of our tenth anniversary, we are presenting prizes in 10 juicy categories!
Cabbage. Children are looking for this vegetable, it contains a lot of vitamin “C”, but we give it away for that “cabbage”, which was in the capable hands of our cashier... (First Name Last Name)!
Cucumber. When presenting this symbolic vegetable, I would like to remember that a cucumber consists of 90% water. Likewise, 90% of the success of our team consists of the work of this employee. (First Name Last Name)! Continue to be a great cucumber!
Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely healthy and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and unique aroma that repels all bacteria and germs. Garlic stands guard over the entire body, like our guard in the face... (First Name Last Name)!
Pomelo. As you know, this is the fruit of an evergreen tree. Some of them reach a diameter of 30 cm and weigh 10 kg. In China, on New Year's Day, these fruits are given to each other as a symbol of prosperity and well-being. Today we present this gift... (First Name Last Name) as recognition of his weight in the team, fresh ideas and, of course, as a wish for prosperity and well-being!
Mandarin- the most popular New Year's fruit, which lifts your spirits and saturates the body with vitamins. In the East it is highly valued for its bright symbolic color that brings good luck. Today, with this gift we encourage a new person in our team - (First Name Last Name)- and we wish him to grow to the size of a broom!
Orange Italians call it the “apple of love.” Psychologists say that it is preferred by energetic, loving people who love to attract the attention of others. Undoubtedly, such a person in our team is... (First Name Last Name).
Grape- one of the most noble plants on earth, which produces the most ancient alcoholic drink - wine and, of course, juice! A man who intoxicates with his charisma and squeezes the last juice out of himself and his department - (First Name Last Name)!
Pepper. This vegetable does not need any special comment, but still let me say a few words regarding... (First Name Last Name). We saw this man in action, and he is really cool! You can say about him: “It’s all about the pepper, all the pepper is in the business”! Thirdly, despite small size office, he achieves great results!
A pineapple- one of the most popular fruits in the world. He is mentioned in songs, poems, proverbs and sayings:
Pineapple is small, but expensive.
One pineapple is good, but two is better.
If you call yourself a pineapple, get into the champagne.
The popularity of our team has been won largely due to the charm... (First Name Last Name). In a word, the pineapple itself could envy its popularity!
Horseradish. This is a gift with a hint, and it was not made by chance, because it is a healthy vegetable - one, a perennial crop - two and, thirdly, an extremely popular vegetable among the people, and therefore in our team! I remember back in Soviet times in the army canteens there was a poster: “Eat carrots, onions and horseradish - and you will be slim, like Sophia Loren!” Horseradish is a frequently used word in the Russian vocabulary. Personally, when talking about horseradish, I remember a joke: “If you have guests and you don’t know what to put on the table, put horseradish! Then at the end of the evening no one will tell you that you didn't have a damn thing! And if you have a lot of guests, put horseradish in the pickle, then at the end of the evening you can safely say to the guests: what the hell do you still need?” A fucking prize goes to... (First Name Last Name)!
The “official” part ends, and I remember a good joke:
I am an avocado - the fruit you need!
I am a plum - always beautiful!
I am a watermelon - as beautiful as a toddler!
And I, passion fruit, don’t even know what to say... Well, passion fruit doesn’t know what to say, but I know! (Raising his glass.) Here's to you, team!
Idea No. 2. Awarding nominations to colleagues using a questionnaire.
Before holding a corporate party, especially if it is held on the occasion of a company’s birthday, professional orthe moment of truth comes when irresistible desire highlight the most important employees from the manager’s point of view. In order to maintain secrecy and avoid conflict within the team, it is often necessary to veil this action simple method: make nominations and give PRIZES to the nominees. The nominations are naturally comic, but nevertheless everything is as close to reality as possible, i.e. We compose the nominations, and the employees themselves choose the winners.
The following text will help you conduct an easy survey of company employees.
Dear Colleagues!
We sincerely ask you to fill out this short form. Let's all determine together who we have “The most, the most, the most...” and tell them all this, right to their faces and in front of everyone! There is NO NEED to think and consult with each other for a long time, write those who come to mind first. Opinions will be taken into account in aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We really count on you.
P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one name, but one person can be nominated several times.
"Uma Chamber":
This is the very, very... head (of the company),
This is our most intelligent employee or employee,
This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual,
He can solve the most difficult problems!
"Miss\Mr Antistress":
Communication with him puts you in a state of peace,
You want to communicate with him (her) again and again
"Keeper of Traditions":
You can always find out from him or her..... on what date who did what in the company,
Why is this,
What is called exactly that and who named it.
He (she) can endlessly tell tales from the history of (the company)
"Master of Golden Hands":
is dedicated to an employee who, with a magical wave of his hand, will “clog” into
work any office equipment.
“They only dream of peace”:
This is definitely about him or her.
About those who are called the ringleaders and the “engine” of the company,
This is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of energy,
There he (she) is sitting at the next table!
“I turned around to look”:
Men's Choice Award.
An amazing and unpredictable woman
When she walks down the hall I always try
turn around and look after her!
"He is our superman...":
Women's Choice Award.
He is strong and courageous.
The most gallant man in our company.
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being":
Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.
He (she) is always late everywhere,
But he always manages to do everything, even though he (she) is never there!
How does he (she) do it?
"Thought at the Speed of Sound":
This is our smartest employee or employee.
You have turned to him or her more than once for practical advice.
And, what’s most interesting, they always received it!
"Artist of large and small stages":
Good-looking...
Yes, you can’t count all the advantages!
If you suddenly ask what you need,
The scene will be arranged for you in an instant,
And marvel at the talent
Both a colleague and...
"Dear friend":
If you want, shout
If you want, whisper
If you want, be silent, like a mute.
He (she) will hear joy anyway,
Grief will smell
And, of course, he will share it with you!
"Da Vinci Code" (Keeper of secrets and passwords):
This is the most, most, most “secret” head of the company.
It is he who will beat everything out of you until the last moment.
information to open access to one or another company resource.
And it’s not a fact that you will receive it....
"Speaker, Voice of the People"
He (she) is the most eloquent employee, not afraid to speak on behalf of the team,
Even if his (her) opinion goes against the boss’s opinion...
"Hidden Reserves"
He (she) recently came to "_____".
He lives and works quietly and calmly next to us.
But how many ideas are stored in this head?
He (she) will definitely show himself to everyone.
“Self-assembled tablecloth” (the most hospitable employee)
He (she) will always share the last crust of bread with his neighbor,
will treat you to tea, offer you a drink and not only coffee…………
“And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”
The most attentive.
Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded.
“I’m writing to you, what more?”
For the unique ability to write SMS messages in any place, position and position,
For the effective and uninterrupted use of all available types of written communication
(Email, ICQ, sms)
"Keeping up with the times"
For a responsible attitude towards work routine:
despite crazy traffic jams, global disasters,
falling dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and oil,
will appear in the right place and at the right time
Comic nominations for corporate events
First of all, you can note the important people of the company and come up with interesting titles for the director and his deputies, chief accountant, heads of departments:
“I will command the parade”
We're talking about the head of the company. You can award a leader with a certificate for intelligence, for business qualities, for skillful leadership, etc.
“A penny saves the ruble”
Of course, based on the characteristics, the chief accountant will win. Who, if not he, is responsible for efficient use funds.
"First violin"
The Deputy Director for Finance (Head of the Financial Department) can win this nomination. The performance of the orchestra depends on it.
You can come up with nominations based on characteristic features and characteristics of employee behavior, and for the names of awarded positions, use lines from songs, set expressions, catchphrases:
"Keeping up with the times"
The winner is the one who is never late for anything and always ends up in the right place at the right time.
“And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”
The most attentive employee of the company who notices everything will receive a prize in this category.
"Musketeer"
He will always support and help, guided by the famous motto.
“I’m writing to you, what more?”
The prize is awarded to the person who most actively uses any available means of communication ( Email, ICQ, SMS, etc.) and prefers to resolve all issues through correspondence.
"Uma Chamber"
You can always seek advice on any issue, even the most difficult one.
“They only dream of peace”
There’s more than enough energy, you can’t sit still. Moreover, he prefers not to sit still alone; he gathers a group of colleagues into the company.
"Keeper of Traditions"
Knows the history of the company, its traditions and its legends better than anyone else, he will win in this category.
"Hidden Reserves"
The title will go to one of the promising newcomers.
Character traits and personal properties of people can be emphasized simply: “Mr./Miss...”:
"Mr. (or Miss) Anti-Stress"
"Mr (or Miss) Charm" or "Mr (or Miss) Smile"
"Mr (or Miss) Responsiveness"
"Mr. Veselchak", "Miss Laughter"
"Mr (or Miss) Curiosity (or maybe Curiosity?)"
These and similar nominations speak for themselves. Not entirely humorous, but quite suitable for an announcement at a corporate party; by the way, they allow you to see how a person is perceived by the team.
"Master of the Tea Ceremony"
On the one hand, the winner in the nomination could be a colleague who takes frequent tea breaks. The result is a reward with a hint. On the other hand, you may have a person working for you who knows and follows tea drinking traditions. Then the title is recognition of unusual knowledge and the ability to apply it in practice.
"In Apple pie order"
The title can be given to a person who always succeeds in everything. Which has almost everything you could dream of. And if something doesn’t exist yet, no one doubts it will happen.
"Golden Hands"
For those who have everything “on fire” in their hands, everything “fixes” itself.
Nominations can be created based on professional affiliation:
"Fighter of the Invisible Front"
About a good system administrator who provides uninterrupted operation computers.
"Swiss precision"
Nomination suitable for accountants.
“Time is money”, “Money in the morning – chairs in the evening”
Such titles are suitable for bank employees who issue loans.
"Miss Light hand", "Specialist in the colors of life", "But we have our own alphabet"
These and other nominations are for doctors (in this case, nurses, pediatricians and ophthalmologists, respectively).
