Tell me, are the gypsy’s funny predictions?

I know for sure that in the spring all the gypsies sell their fur coats....)))
Comic predictions of the gypsy
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!
When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!
You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!
You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
Uneven step, dull look
The wife will be sad and say:
The wolf and the seven Young goats
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.
If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!
There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!
My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!
This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!

You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from the shoes' laces!
So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets. ,
Then drink it with vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!
Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.
Look ahead more cheerfully
There is wealth waiting for you.
Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.
Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.

See you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.
Will appear suddenly
You have a new friend.
Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.
The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.
By next Saturday
Expect success at work.
You will always have
There is delicious food in the house.
Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Don't relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car. .
you helped me so much, thank you, there is a skit at our school, here we are in 4th grade, we are going to do an autumn holiday and I am a gypsy there

If you want to add some variety to your New Year's celebration, make sure you have some entertainment. An excellent option is comic predictions for the New Year. Funny New Year's prophecies will appeal to family and friends. This game is also suitable for corporate events. I advise you to choose positive and kind options so that no one is offended. In the article you will find humorous forecasts about the future that are appropriate in different companies.

List of comic predictions

Health

The selection begins with predictions about health. Of course, they have a humorous slant, but some can be taken into account.

“You won’t get sick in winter if you don’t forget to wear a warm scarf!”
“Everything will be ok with your health if you gather friends more often!”
“If you harden yourself, you won’t go to the doctor!”
“You will strengthen your health in the New Year, and you will conquer any peaks!”
“If you lie naked on the ice, then the germ will no longer creep up on you!”
“This is how to save yourself from illnesses - do more sports!”
“To improve your health, you need to visit the bathhouse!”

Career and work

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This year predicts a lot of money and success!
Raise your glass
And may you be lucky!

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Are you expecting a miracle in the New Year?!
And the reason sounds like a toast -
Rapid growth in your career awaits you!

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If you work like a horse,
Life will not be sweet!
In the New Year there will be a moment for rest,
And for a driving weekend, this is no joke!

***
In the New Year, cruel jokes are played on colleagues
They will create large gaps in the aura!

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The year will bring good luck in work -
You can solve any problem.

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Career advancement promises courage -
You will move to the top floor!

Predictions about work in prose will also make the holiday interesting.

There are many exciting daily activities awaiting you in the New Year.
Already at the beginning of the year you will hear a powerful explosion: your envious people and competitors will burst with envy.
After the New Year holidays, you will be attacked by... incredible luck, happiness and prosperity. Resistance will not help.
When lateness at work disappears, your wish for a promotion will come true.
A budget increase is already expected at the beginning of summer.
Look carefully at your step so as not to stray from the successful path.
There will be much more finance. Where is your thicker wallet?!

Love and relationships

“The Yellow Pig advises not to grieve, because friends will be nearby all year.”
“Blood will sparkle in your veins, because love will warm your heart.”
“This is the forecast the heavens promise you: in the new year there will be only miracles in life!”
“An unusual year awaits: a round dance of love will swirl!”
“In the coming year, you will feel like a fish in water everywhere!”
“On a sunny deserted beach, your destiny will lie nearby.”
“Everything will be fine on the personal front!”
“There will be a sea of friends and bright, cheerful days.”
“You will have special luck - expect a new addition to your family!”
“The year promises to be successful without fail: you will fall in love with two people at the same time!”
“You are lucky in life, which means great luck awaits you all year long.”
“Be careful about gifts from loved ones: heavy objects can cause bumps on the forehead.”
“The New Year will be bright - you will receive many gifts.”
“In the New Year, don’t borrow – borrow forever.”

What year will it be

Many people are interested in what 2019 will be like in general. Here are some humorous tips on this topic.

“The pig promises good luck and a brand new dacha!”
“It will be a very difficult year, because, whatever one may say, it’s hard to carry a suitcase full of money.”
“The Pig promises you a lot of happiness and pleasant troubles in the New Year!”
“If you are energetic, then the year will be excellent.”
“An increase in your income and an exotic holiday in the middle of the year is coming.”
“There will be several wonderful days in the coming year: your birthday and each new day that comes.”
“Lots of thrills and pleasures.”
“From the beginning of the year there will be luck of various kinds.”
“The New Year will bring great gifts, and every day will be bright!”
“We hasten to disappoint you - your dreams are very modest, but great luck awaits you.”
“There will be a reason for joy in the coming year - a new car will appear.”
“Can you believe that your cherished dreams will soon come true!”
“The Pig is preparing new discoveries and pleasant events for you this year.”
“In the New Year you are in full dress - real life in “chocolate” awaits you.

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Hollywood can't even imagine

Various magicians, all-seeing people, fortune tellers and astrologers are very popular. A thoughtful prediction, presented in a comic form, will capture the attention of guests for a long time and make the holiday even brighter. When trying to understand what and how to predict, think about Hollywood, or more precisely, about the names of popular films with an intriguing plot.

To implement the idea, the lights in the room are turned off, only candles and garlands remain, and quiet music is turned on. A glass vase in the shape of a ball is passed around in a circle. Neon lights or garlands are placed at the bottom of the vase, and rose petals cut from corrugated paper are sprinkled on top. One of the following parting words should be written on one side of the petal:

This year expects a “big jackpot”.
Next summer you will see “Midnight in Paris”.
You will soon meet - “Meet the Parents.”
You will never be a “third wheel”.
This year you will experience “Fatal Attraction”.
You will soon find out that you are a “Million Dollar Beauty”.
Tomorrow you will have “Sex and the City.”

The number of entries is limited by the imagination of the person who compiled them and the number of films and TV series whose names are part of the joke. Each person at the table can receive several pieces of paper. This idea will make a good game, the winner of which is the one who has more rose petals and, accordingly, more predictions. The reward could be a dance to your favorite song or permission to come up with your own parting words for each participant.

With a song through life

Song lyrics are an inexhaustible source of information. The main ringleader of the holiday approaches each of the guests with a large dish, on which papers with a fortune are scattered in a chaotic manner, and asks to take one of them.

On parchment you can write:

Next year he expects: “There are so many separations on earth.”
In February you will meet - “Money, money, money.” Always sunny in the rich man’s world.”
In the spring you should be careful with - “Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced.”
You should beware of a woman with the name - “Natasha, Natasha, my heart and soul.”
A stranger will say, “I didn’t know that love could be cruel.”
Everyday work will be like: “And I’m going all dressed up in Dolce Gabana.”
After the salary increase, you - “Oh, I feel like the girls are going on a spree.”

The choice of song can be anything. The prediction must be listened to carefully. Anyone who can sing the next verse in the song and name the artist will be given a small gift.

Poetic predictions among friends

New Year 2019 is a time for relaxation and rest. To make the holiday more fun, you can please your friends by fulfilling comic predictions in poetic form:

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There will be money and success
Sex, girlfriend is the best
Both salary and work,
But there is one concern
If the limousine is new,
Georgians will not give you,
Can't see all these benefits
Somehow it’s like that!

***
After the holiday party,
Don't forget to buy a cart.
There will be a sea of money soon,
Row them, forgetting about grief.

***
If you celebrate the New Year you are covered in sour cream, like a cat,
Happiness and success will delight everyone for a long time
So don’t sit here, hurry to the store
And buy not a liter, not two, but a bucket and a half -
Vodka, beer, moonshine, cognac, more liquor,
May these honest people remember the New Year for a long time!

***
In the New Year, a new salary,
Fur coat, handbag, boots,
A sprig of thorns,
Glory, a little honor.

***
All wishes will come true,
And there will be success in everything,
But for the sake of great recognition
Tear everyone with your teeth.

***
There is a danger that colleagues
They'll roll you out on a cart,
So that you will never see such shame,
It’s better to sit in a corner and quietly sip your juice.

***
This is a prediction for you
Silence will not lead to good,
So that you have success
Sing a song for everyone.

Predictions in prose

Before the start of the celebration, each guest is given 1 prediction. When it is his turn to make a toast, instead of his speech, he reads what is written on the piece of paper. It is not recommended to expand the message until the toast itself.

“This year everyone will find a treasure - a spouse’s stash, a bill lost by the boss, a 50-year-old coin that rolled behind the sofa.”

“You will be attacked in the coming year. Among the criminals there will be a stroke of luck that you cannot fight off.”

“Smile more often, and then sign a lucrative contract with a toothpaste manufacturer.”

“Working hard in the Year of the Pig will make you feel like a pilot in a time machine, as it will throw you back into the Year of the Horse.”

“Next year you will win a million dollars, which will allow you to quit your job until next year.”

“Expect strong shocks at the end of the year. Shocked by your success, all envious people and competitors will explode with anger.”

“By giving your other half a diamond ring, you will become as close as possible to your colleagues, since you will have to sleep at work for the rest of the year.”

Make jokes in such a way as not to offend the person, make him smile, and maybe even reflect on the advice he received. Don't predict anything serious. Talking about personal tragedies, lack of money and troubles at work is not something you should think about at the New Year's table.

For a prediction to be truly interesting, it must be designed for specific people. So, if a family of children, young people and elderly people has gathered around the table, then you should clearly refrain from making jokes on intimate topics. The topic could be shared pleasant memories. The theme for children is their favorite fairy tales and cartoons. Not knowing how to make a prediction for an adult, you can look into a book with your favorite poems. Many psychics do this.

Pay attention to the design. Show your imagination and creativity. At the same time, keep in mind that in 2019 the trend will be elegance and simplicity. What are the options for making comic forecasts?

Cookie. The result will be a treat, a reason to have fun, and make the evening more fun.
Postcards in the shape of snowflakes, Christmas trees or Christmas balls. The New Year's prophecy will be written inside.
Bundles with future forecasts in beautiful organza bags. An addition of sweets would also be a great idea.
Paper parcels in a large glass vase so that each guest can dip their hand into it and choose a fun forecast.
Air balloons. This way, guests will be able to burst the balloons and read the forecast about upcoming events.

You can use nut cookies, mini Christmas socks containing packages with prophecies, and place candy wrappers with forecasts on the Christmas trees. The New Year's celebration is bright in itself, and therefore requires compliance in everything. Make sure that the candy wrappers with forecasts are also on topic.

Pay attention to the meaning of the predictions so that they create a festive mood and delight those present. Funny forecasts will make the New Year's party humorous, unpredictable, and bright. You can also use catchphrases from films, colorful titles, and song quotes. Eg:

“Oh, this wedding, this wedding, this wedding sang and danced...”
“...The trailer will move, the platform will remain.”
“And I’ll get into a convertible and go somewhere.”
“There are millions of chances that everything will come true soon”
“A million, a million US dollars, life will be good...”

I hope the holiday will be fun and positive thanks to such interesting entertainment as comic predictions.

If you are going to have a holiday, be it a birthday, a corporate party or any other celebration, pay attention to comic fortune telling for the guests at the table. Light, cheerful and humorous predictions will brighten up the festive evening and will not let the invitees get bored. And today we will tell you about the most popular types of this entertainment.

The benefits of comic fortune telling

Laughter prolongs life - each of us knows this. What could be better than a well-placed joke? When the feast lasts too long, the guests get tired of eating and talking, and not everyone likes to dance, so the idea of adding variety to the celebration with a musical break, although good, is sometimes not appreciated by everyone. But many will appreciate comic gypsy fortune-telling for an anniversary or funny themed predictions at a corporate party. In a word, it is fun, cool and unusual, and will also appeal to guests of any age - both adults and the youngest.

Comic fortune telling for birthdays and anniversaries

If you are having a birthday, try to surprise your invitees with something new, fresh, and unusual. After all, a banal feast with salads and cake is already a thing of the past. For most of the fortune telling that we invite you to consider, guests will not even need to get up from their seats.

Notes with predictions

The simplest comic fortune telling for guests at the birthday table is funny notes with predictions. If you are celebrating a holiday in a cafe or restaurant, before it starts, while the invitees have not yet entered the hall, place a small postcard or a beautiful mini-business card under the plates. Naturally, the predictions on them must be printed or handwritten in advance. It will be very cool if you know exactly where and which of the guests will sit - then you can make interesting individual forecasts for each person. Usually no one looks under the plate, so the risk that your idea will be discovered ahead of time is minimal.

It is best to notify people that they need to look under the plate after they have already eaten the hot dish and are now sitting waiting for desserts and tea. You can even create a mystical effect by asking the cafe workers to turn off the lights for a few seconds, and after turning them on, as if they accidentally looked under the plate and said, “Look what I just found!” - in this case, the guests will immediately begin to raise their plates. Of course, it is better for each person to read his prediction out loud, especially if we are talking about a company of close people who know about each other’s lives.

Wizard hat

A wonderful surprise for the holiday is the game “Magician's Hat”. You can dress up one of the guests or a specially invited person in the outfit of a wizard from some famous fairy tale or film. He must have a hat in his hands. The wizard invites the guests to find out their future, approaches each of them and asks them to pull out a piece of paper with a fortune from the hat, reading it out loud. An excellent option is comic fortune telling in verse - they are usually received with delight. It is not at all necessary to compose a whole poem for each card; simple rhyming lines are enough, for example:

“You will be with the one you love. And you’ll even buy a car!”
“A successful month awaits you - there will be a lot of dancing and singing!”
“Wait for a salary increase and active movement!”
“Expect a lot of love, and also a way to your family!”
“Your dreams will come true - soon you will become a dad!”

Prediction on cups

Before drinking tea, the birthday person or his assistant places small objects in tea cups - one in each. Each item should symbolize something.

The key is buying an apartment or car
Coin - for money
Hairpin - a lot of social parties
Button - household chores
Pacifier - birth of a child
Ring - wedding (for singles), important events in personal life (for married)
Pin - beware of ill-wishers

You can include other items in your set, the main thing is that they have meaning. Next, the owner or hostess puts the cups on the tray so that their contents are not visible and approaches one of the guests - he must choose any cup he likes, after which the birthday person tells what to expect in the near future to this invitee. After fortune telling, the item is placed back in the cup so that other guests do not have to guess on the remaining items.

Comic New Year and Christmas fortune telling

Now let's talk about what fun predictions you can make for your guests during the New Year or Christmas celebrations.

Fortune Pie

This comic fortune-telling for guests at the table on Christmas or New Year will definitely appeal to everyone, because in order to find out their future, those present will literally have to eat. The hostess of the house where the celebration is taking place bakes pies or one large pie in advance, in each piece of which she puts a piece of paper with a short prediction, for example, “long trip”, “romantic date”, “new love”, “family chores”, “support from friends” " Each guest must try the treat and read out loud what awaits him in the coming year. In the company of young people or teenagers, you can come up with funnier predictions related to the lifestyle and habits of those gathered at the table.

Magic bag

The comic fortune telling “Magic Bag” is ideal for celebrating the New Year. At the very height of the holiday, Santa Claus should come into the room (of course, he will be an acquaintance in disguise) with a huge bag and invite all guests to find out what awaits them in the coming twelve months. Symbolic gifts are placed in the bag in advance, from which a prediction can be made. For example, a toy car can indicate that a person will buy a car, a children's saucepan - that a person will spend a lot of time in the kitchen, a soft toy heart - that great love awaits the person asking, a doll - the birth of a child, a plush kitten - the appearance of a pet in the house, and so on. . So that guests cannot guess by touch what exactly is in the bag, you can tie a string to each surprise and invite guests to pull it. It is advisable that there be more gifts than guests, so that the one who draws the gift last has a choice of at least three options.

Love New Year's forecast

Another interesting comic fortune-telling for guests at the table for the New Year is related to love. The person conducting the prediction session needs to prepare in advance several identical objects of different colors, for example, hair ties. Each guest is invited to close their eyes and choose one of the things, and then those present make a love forecast based on its color.

Red - passion, sexuality
Black - quarrels, omissions
Blue - mutual understanding, transition of relations to a new level
Green - birth of a child
Orange - joint creative project, active life
Blue - cloudless relationships
Purple - unusual and even sometimes mystical events
White - the situation will remain as it was

Gypsy fortune telling at a corporate party or other holiday

It was believed that the gypsies were the best at making predictions about the future. Therefore, comic fortune telling by a gypsy for a holiday, anniversary or corporate event remains popular at all times. Agree that the appearance of a charismatic fortune teller will have an indelible effect on your guests.

crystal ball

This very interesting and exciting comic gypsy fortune-telling at corporate events always goes off with a bang. When everyone present has already eaten, drunk and danced, a real gypsy suddenly enters the room - in a bright colorful skirt, gold jewelry and a black wig. She takes out a crystal ball and approaches each of the guests in turn, and then, looking into her magical instrument, tells something about the past, present and future of the chosen person. This fortune telling will create a real sensation if the role of a gypsy is played by a complete stranger, to whom the organizer of the holiday will tell in advance interesting information about each of those present. However, in place of the crystal ball, the fortuneteller can simply ask for the hand of each of those present and tell something by reading the lines. It will be no less impressive. The main thing to remember is that the comic fortune telling of a gypsy at a corporate party should be exclusively positive. Avoid making bad or ambiguous predictions, because among the public there may be suspicious people who take everything to heart.

Themed gypsy fortune telling for the anniversary

Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy for a woman’s or man’s anniversary does not necessarily have to take place in a mystical atmosphere. You can make a funny prediction using a book or a geographical atlas. This is done like this: a gypsy woman enters the room, carrying some kind of book under her arm (any fairy tale, some funny work, or even poetry will do). Next, she approaches the hero of the day or someone present and asks the person to ask a question. The questions should be fairly simple, for example, “will I have a vacation this year?”, “will we go to barbecue this weekend?”, “will I buy a new car?”, “will I get a bonus?” etc.

After the man has asked a question, the gypsy asks him to close his eyes, open the book to any page and point his finger in the right place. Then the person opens his eyes and reads out the sentence he pointed to with his eyes closed. Most often, such predictions turn out to be very funny. Another way is to guess using a geographic atlas, but you need to ask questions related to the place, for example: “Where will we go on vacation?”, “Where was I yesterday?”, “Where will I go today after the holiday?” And you can successfully combine both of these methods, choosing either a book or an atlas, depending on the question you receive.
The comic fortune telling of a gypsy at a corporate party and all the other funny predictions presented in the article can be modified at will, introducing more and more new elements into them.

Gypsies in bright outfits with fiery dances, hysterical guitar plucks, soulful romances, the inevitable fortune-telling and flowery speech, generously sprinkled with compliments and jokes - always a show, always a celebration at any event. This page contains scenes with gypsies for the anniversary, but they can be easily transformed for any occasion: New Year's party, wedding, corporate party and other entertainment events - both family and collective.

For gypsy outfits you will need multi-colored fluffy skirts, large bright scarves and multi-row beads. And gypsy men can be dressed up in red shirts, hats with bright ribbons, and tucked their trousers into boots. Of course, this is the minimum, so proceed according to your capabilities and feasibility.

The role of a gypsy does not necessarily have to be played by a beauty, because the purpose of the skits is not to charm the hero of the day and guests, but to amuse. Therefore, your fortune teller may have the appearance of a kikimora, be of very respectable size, or even dressed as a man - it all depends on where and for whom the entertainment is being held. The main thing is that your actor is talkative, resourceful, witty and knows how to improvise well.

"Fortune telling" gypsy cards can be printed on cardboard in a much larger format than regular cards. Print a “shirt” on one side, and on the other there may be options: wishes, predictions, images, photographs - focus on the purpose of the cards and don’t forget about humor! If you want to make the “cards” reusable so that you can use them at other holidays (if you are a toastmaster, for example), then laminate them and select a box of the appropriate size.

The “cards” that your fortune teller uses can be not only props, but also become an interesting gift for the hero of the day. In this boring shirt you can make anniversary inscriptions or depict the hero of the occasion. For such cards, also choose beautiful gift packaging. After finishing the number, put them in it and solemnly present it to the hero of the day as a souvenir.

Scenes with gypsies at the anniversary can be separate numbers, alternating with other entertainment, or they can be given a certain part of the event, announcing to those present that a gypsy camp has come to visit them. Alternatively, everyone present suddenly found themselves in a gypsy camp. All this is very easy to play out if you have several scenes with different characters and the participants of the holiday performing their roles.

Surely, the children present at the holiday will take part in the costume show with great pleasure, so either invite the guests to prepare gypsy outfits for the children in advance, or stock up on a bunch of scarves and beads to make a quick improvisation.

Another wonderful character in gypsy shows is the scientist bear. If you have a suitable clubfoot outfit, then you can shock your guests with bear dances and other things, dressing a man of suitable dimensions.

A gypsy show on anniversaries and other holidays is not difficult, but fiery and bright! Improvise, put a lot of imagination and humor into your rooms, and your guests will remember the holiday for a long time!

“Gypsy in Love” (anniversary celebrant)

To the melody of the song “Shaggy Bumblebee”, a Gypsy comes out limping with a bouquet.

(Name of the hero of the day)! soul!
How good you are!
You bloom like a scarlet rose!
But I still won’t recover from chondrosis.

Apparently you didn’t recognize me, beauty?
I was in love with you three times!
Once - when I was still in school.
Then I dreamed about you at night!

And another time - when you got ready to get married,
Yes, my left leg was paralyzed.
Otherwise I would have stolen you, dear.
You were the only one so beautiful!

And for the third time I fell in love,
When I was treated at the sanatorium.
How I saw you, (name),
My heart began to ache!

This is what chondrosis does to men...
Oh, I brought you five roses.
I give you the first rose for good luck,
Let the second and third bring good luck,
Fourth rose - health, success,
And the fifth is your ringing and gentle laughter.

Well, I almost forgot again,
When I hurried to you alone,
There is a horse in the neighboring camp
I bought (name) for you!

One of the guests comes out to the music and, together with the Gypsy, they take the hero of the day in a circle.

“Yes, gypsy, that’s right, it was...” (to the hero of the day)

Leading:
Our life is a continuous endless road with turns and potholes. And she rushes forward like a gypsy wagon, counting down minutes, weeks, years along the way. And only on such a big anniversary as this, we have the right to stop the carriage for a moment and turn back time, remembering what we have lived and experienced.

You hear?
Some noise was heard at the door.
The gypsy camp will be happy
Congratulations on your glorious anniversary!

Pour the wine, black-browed ones,
May our feast be more joyful.
Here are the young gypsies
Showed up at our door!

Gypsy women enter the hall to the music and sing.

We know, even though nature is capricious

"Fortune Teller"
Executor:
From the film “Ah, Vaudeville, Vaudeville...”

We know, even though nature is capricious,
It will not change either the century or the people.
A new fashion appears -
We, gypsies, are invited to the anniversary!
Today we came to the holiday,
To sing, dance, tell fortunes.
So that the fun swirls around you all,
So that there is no thought of being bored!

Chorus:
Well, what can I say, what can I say.
That's how people are built.
And we celebrate the anniversary
Today we will be friends.

Gypsies:
So welcome us
Guests are welcome, friendly.
We offer a new toast,
Everyone needs to drink wine!

Gypsy 1 (to the hero of the day):
How long have we been waiting for you?
We're waiting!
We don’t dare to pour it without permission!

Gypsy 2:
Wait, don't rush, friend,
You drink this liquid now.
Come out, dear, to the center of the circle,
Gypsies will tell fortunes for you!

Gypsy 1 (shows a deck of cards):
Here is a deck of fortune telling cards -
Take one for yourself.
I'll tell you, beautiful
There was something in your destiny.

Remove the first card
And answer quickly:
“Yes, gypsy, that’s right, it was,
But I forgot about that!”

Here's the six of hearts -
The grooms stood in a row
The girl drove them crazy...
Do the cards tell the truth?

Anniversary girl:
Yes, gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 2:
Here's a knight of the cross
He came to you and told you to accept.
He became your favorite.
Does the map tell the truth?

Anniversary girl:
Yes, gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 1:
You always stood your ground
And even now your gaze is stubborn.
But it came in handy in life...
Do the cards tell the truth?

Anniversary girl:
Yes, gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 2:
Pour the wine quickly
Let it sparkle in the glasses.
There is a reason, and we drink very friendly,
May everything turn out well!

Gypsy 1:
We wish you miracles and luck,
There are many loyal and devoted friends.
We cheered you up
On your wonderful anniversary!

“Hereditary fortune teller. Services"

Witchcraft firm ‘Magic The Sfera’
Experienced magician and necromancer of the 5th level Spider Tarantula Sphere

- I’ll help you in a quarry, a hole, a ravine, under a bush...
— Restoration of karma, barracks, aqueduct.
- I take cockroaches out of a drinking binge, a dead end, and take them across the street, along Susanin’s route...
- Love spell, lapel, twist, turn, topsy-turvy, back and front...
- I see the future, remember the past, ascertain and shape the present...
—Trance, hypnosis, card tricks, weather forecast...
— I charge water, vodka, creams, anti-dandruff shampoos, new Fairy, batteries...
- I bring back the infidels, lead the lost, warm the cold, sing to the sober, love ****.
— Fortune telling by hand, on cards, dominoes, solving riddles...
— Fortune telling using coffee grounds, old brew, bouillon cubes.
- 100% black magic, 81% white, 78% green, 63% blue, 15% red.
— Work on a personal plot: a plot against the Colorado potato beetle, removing spoilage from tomatoes.
— Flights in a mortar, on a broom, a broomstick, a Samsung & Son vacuum cleaner...
- I’m organizing a coven, a hut, a brawl, barbecues, ...
— We sell church, car, and hemorrhoidal candles.
— Work from photos, screenshots, sketches, amateur sketches, isometric drawings.
- And I can also use a typewriter... and not only with a washing machine and not only with a typewriter...

"Gypsy Fortune Teller"

This number is good for the New Year, but you can also perform it for an anniversary, going around guests. The largest paragraph is for the hero of the day, the rest is for the guests.

It sounds like a gypsy romance. A gypsy appears in the hall.

- Oh, my handsome one, why are you looking at me like a cat at sour cream? Do you think I will deceive you? I’ll tell you, my dear, this: when you drink, you need to know when to stop. Otherwise, you can drink less.

So let's pour Russian vodka into overseas glasses and drink to the fact that in the new year there will always be someone to share any mood with. Let's drink to you and your friends!

Give me your hand, my golden one! I’ll tell you my fortune, my dear, and tell you the whole truth. Oh, I see the road, this is the road of life. It goes uphill all the time, you, my diamond, will become a big boss. Oh, women will love you, and some men will be interested.
You will have a car. I just can’t tell if it’s a white Bentley or a green Oka.
Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts.
Now give me a coin, my little rich man, gild your pen, for the fact that I told you fortune. Do you think I'm lying? No one has ever complained about me, what I won’t say is coming true!

And you, my beauty, are laughing in vain. I see night in your eyes! Dark night, dark, but passionate! And also, my yacht, your husband will leave you! He'll be gone in the morning! He’ll run for beer, he’ll feel bad, take pity on the guy, run away yourself!

And your thoughts, my clear falcon, are not good, oh, not good! Don't you know what's in your head? So I'll give you a hint! Better yet, I’ll show you! (Further depending on the situation, impromptu).

Game "Sound Thoughts".

"Gypsy Aza"

A gypsy woman enters the hall and sings verses in the gypsy manner (the melody is optional Yu).

Gypsy:
Good evening, gentlemen. I am the gypsy Aza,
I came here directly to you by order.
On the table, oh piles, oh oh piles.
That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this one is mine.

Anniversary girl, dear,
I see you are happy.
How many friends are there?
hurry up and pour some for them all!

What can I tell you, gentlemen, -
I'm glad to meet you!
I will dance for you
a whole long evening.

The bracelets on my hands are slowly clicking,
And all the men touch me by my skirt.
Say na ne, na ne, na ne, I am not an obsession!
I can tell you fortunes for a fee.

Gild my pen, just don’t be scared,
Don’t even try to find a better Aza.

My handsome man, all your dreams will come true,
And your heart, dear, will be filled with happiness.

Give me your right hand, or maybe your left,
I will always do everything for free for my friends!

The gypsy woman walks around the table and tells fortunes.

1.
You will live well, swim in luxury,
and you yourself know who to enjoy for a long time.

2.
And I’ll tell you: smile, dear,
because with your smile you are very beautiful.

3.
And I’ll tell you - go for it! And you won't miss!
Happiness is nearby - don’t yawn! You'll run into him soon.

4.
And I look into your eyes, I see luck in them,
because this time it can’t be different!

5.
You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren,
Then it will be fun and there will be no boredom.

6.
Our life is changing
everything in her is changeable,
but luck awaits you,
and love will come to you.

7.
Three lines on the hand
lily petals:
it's you and it's him
and this is the two of you already.

Gypsy:
Here the mobile phone rings, they call urgently,
I just never have days off!
I move my arm, I jump my leg,
Well, you are good, clap your hands.

Ay na ne, na ne, na ne.
Oh, Aza is leaving,
And your business card,
here he leaves it for you.

Oh, you winter nights,
everything is covered with frost,
You call sometimes
I'll come to you then!

"Gypsy - fortune teller"

A gypsy woman enters the hall and addresses the guests:

Good people, I will try to surprise you.
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.

So, my riddle:
Who has a heel behind their nose?
(boot)

The gypsy woman approaches the one who guessed the riddle and begins the fortune telling with him. Then he goes around other guests.

Let's continue the fortune-telling - gild the pen...
I wish my predictions come true!

You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
My husband will drive up on a tractor,
will shout loudly: “Smoke break!
Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”

Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
The house is huge
Blooming garden
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!

Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"

If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat a kilo of salt for breakfast
And a big bag of sweets.
Then drink it with vodka.
You'll be happy for the life of you!

Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.

Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret:
So you'll become a cook!

If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
That's what life will give you
Brand new bucks!

My husband will buy earrings
And fashionable boots
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!

When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.

There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!

You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
Then you will benefit from a shoe lace!

You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because an uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!

This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!

So as not to get bored,
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people.
If people are happy -
You will become a pop star!

You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.

There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!

I was chatting here, joking...
But still someone didn’t like it.
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be songs and dances for you!

Predictions from a bag

A gypsy woman can predict not only on cards or read fortunes by hand, but also have a bag with predictions in the form of small pieces of paper rolled into a tube.

You can also glue predictions to candy and give them to guests, or bake them in cookies (a popular pastime in some countries). The game can be played for any holiday, and the predictions can be varied.

Prediction options:

1. If you take the initiative, success will follow.
2. Important news will come very soon.
3. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps well known to you.
4. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
5. Your hopes are not in vain!
6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
7. You are on the right track! Do not stop!
8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
9. The results of the business you have in mind may disappoint, or they may greatly surprise you.
10. The problem is not where you think it is.
11. Forward and only forward: the thing you are thinking about is right!
12. Your goal is achievable!
13. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
14. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you. But don’t worry – everything will work out!
15. Time must pass from sowing grain to harvest.
16. Live an ordinary life, but in an unusual way.
17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
19. Gain comes from what you have to part with.
20. Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you consider right for yourself.
21. It's time to finish the old and start new.
22. Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
23. Finish first what you started.
24. Be patient and if your decision is right, the Universe will support it.
25. Don't get emotional.
26. Take a closer look at your health.
27. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
28. Focus on the present.
29. Don't expect quick results.
30. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
31. Trust what happens to you.
32. Reflect and do not rush into action.
33. The time has come to take action, even if it requires you to jump into the void.
34. Don’t try to stubbornly show your WILL.
35. Unexpected news awaits you.
36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming face.
37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then your thoughts.
38. This week your wish will come true.
39. Be more careful on Thursday - an interesting event awaits you.
40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
43. All your wishes will definitely come true.
44. You will soon find your lost thing!
45. You will be very surprised by something!
46. You will do something useful!
47. If you want to have success, you have to look like you have it.
48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
49. The stupidest desire is to please everyone.
50. What we pray for, we receive.
51. The only difference between a winner and a loser is that he rises one more time than he falls.
52. In life there is the main thing and the unimportant thing, but we often waste our energy on trifles.
53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
54. Do what you must, and come what may.
55. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
56. When God closes a door, he opens a window for you.
57. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
58. Never be afraid to do what you don’t know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
59. It’s better to regret what you did, rather than what you didn’t do.
60. He who stands still goes back.
61. Whatever is not done is for the better.
62. No one is defeated until he admits himself to be defeated.
63. Struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
64. Don’t strive to be a hero until they call you.
65. These people and these events in your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens to them next depends on you.
66. Never ask anyone for anything, especially those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
67. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
68. Evil is not what goes into a person’s mouth, but what comes out of them.
69. Do what you can with what you have where you are.
70. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don’t start anything, then nothing will happen.
71. Today the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday has just arrived.
72. There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten, you at least have two options.

Gypsy - Fortune Teller

During the feast, a gypsy woman appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordion player (guitarist). First he sings to the tune of the gypsy girl:

I am a cheerful fortune teller
I'm not asking for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!

Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!

I escaped from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jellied meat!

Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!

If I were a bride
Such a groom has
Right on this very spot
I would taste sin with him!

Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!

Let me tell you fortune, people,
Let me lay out the cards,
Give me a hard coin
I'll tell you the whole truth!

The gypsy tries for money, or maybe she just “tells fortunes” by the guests’ hands. It would be best if the predictions were somehow connected with real events in the guest’s life, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be general, for example, like this:
Well, handsome, gild your pen and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work!
And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my little rich man, in five minutes you’ll have to dance as a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your pants!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring!
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you!
Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
There will be friends around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
Endless distances await you, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today.
Various diseases are waiting for you, young one, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because your hands are dirty!
Get ready for a big battle! Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge!
A big loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you step on the scales
They will show you a funny comedy on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, you love them!.. They will give you tomorrow. So much that you'll be sneezing until the evening!