Dima Ivanets was slow in spirit, dull, but efficient. And then he was lucky, I don’t know, maybe for the first time in his life, maybe not, but he was lucky. At that moment he became a star for an hour, seeing THIS on our captain’s table.
In fact, we weren’t particularly burdened with our studies and the phenomenon when our captain left to tinker with his “swallow” - a green and rickety VAZ-2102 was constant and recurring. Captain Shubenkov generally had two weaknesses, at least we have calculated only them, these are his “swallow” and shooting with a slingshot at rats and crows behind the utility block. And if we observed the second passion occasionally and only in finery, walking around with a machine gun at the post, then we used the passion for the “swallow” very skillfully. As soon as we got tired of studying, when after lunch the young body simply fell asleep in classes to study the regulations or the antediluvian telegraph apparatus, as any moderately dexterous fighter from our platoon used. Any question on a car topic, such as “what is the pressure in your tires and how does this affect the car’s gas mileage” or “how to adjust the distributor,” was guaranteed to knock the teacher out of educational process and those who were especially clever could take advantage of this and sleep leaning over the mighty telegraph apparatus.
That day, the captain, as usual, was absent from classes, either grinding some crap at the RMO, or begging for gasoline from the warrant officer at the fuel and lubricants warehouse. Having given the task to study the SA regulations, he disappeared from training, leaving the sergeant of the training platoon to control us. Who periodically came into the classroom between a glass of tea in the storeroom and a cigarette in the toilet. We didn’t bother too much because it’s more expensive for ourselves, sit and sit and either eat or chat quietly with friends. Periodically, someone would get up and walk around the class. So Dima, bored and walking around the office, decided to pretend to be a captain and sit on his chair. But the playful little hands could not lie still and, having nothing to do, began to rearrange the few papers. Dima's scream woke up everyone who was sleeping.
They shushed him, “quiet, blah.” But the surprise and joy on his face, as well as the whisper of “guys, come here,” forced him to get up and come closer. In the hands of the brake Dima was a simply stunning thing, a distribution sheet for the second platoon of the training company of the communications regiment. By that time, we had served for a little over 3 months and distribution to combat units was just around the corner. Finding out where fate would take you was just a pipe dream, almost like eating your fill and getting a good night’s sleep. Well, I say a pipe dream.
The platoon buzzed, everyone tried to snatch the piece of paper from Ivanets’s hands or at least look into it. The lucky ones who saw the place of their future service hurried to the map to find the villages of Mirny or Tiksi. Some were glad that they were staying in Moscow, others scolded the captain and platoon commander in advance for their place on the shores of the Arctic Ocean. Mexican passions were boiling...
The only person who remained completely calm was me. And not at all because we flew with Afghanistan to our hearts' content, because... The withdrawal of troops began back in May last year. Just as I expected, I stayed in Moscow.
There was nothing unusual in this, especially considering that I wrote the distribution sheet myself yesterday, March 31, adding good guys to good places, and idiots on Spitsbergen.
And on April 1, 1989, all I had to do was figure out how to make this document public. I didn’t think long and, taking advantage of the captain’s absence, left the corner with the names sticking out from under the papers on the table. Next, you just had to wait for a moderately curious comrade
(first and last names in the story have been changed)
Happy holiday to you guys, happy April first. DMB-90
M. Maksimov - Chelyabinsk, G. Kizhas - Siauliai, A. Batov - Perm, I. Salimgaraev - Osh, A. Ageev - Osa
Everyone needs positive emotions. Humor helps a person maintain health and increase vital energy. We offer fresh ideas so that you can create witty pranks on April 1st to cheer up your friends and relatives.
April 1st draws for friends
Good wet friend
Consider the charming april fools prank over friends, it works flawlessly in any room. Our loved ones are always happy to help, but at the beginning of April this desire can turn into embarrassment for them. To pull off this cute prank for a helpful friend, you will need the following items:
- plastic container with water;
- ladder, chair or stool;
- a mop or similar long object;
- a room where there are no objects that can be damaged by water.
To prevent the joke on April 1 from being harmful, think in advance where exactly it can be done. Take a container and fill it with water - warm or cold at your discretion. Stand on a ladder or chair and press the container tightly against the ceiling. Now seriously turn to your friend and ask for urgent help, explaining to him what to do - rest the mop standing nearby in the bottom of the bowl. The main thing is to do this quickly so that the “victim” does not start asking questions and senses a catch.
As soon as your friend “bought” your request and securely propped up the container while standing on the floor, quickly get off the ladder or chair, take this pedestal with you and immediately leave. So, we get the result: the friend was left holding a container of water leaning against the ceiling. My hands gradually go numb, and no one comes to help. At this moment, you can simply contemplate the situation from an inconspicuous place or create a video clip for YouTube. Have no doubt, many people will watch this clip, likes are guaranteed.
At one point, very soon, your friend will get tired of holding the mop and drop the plastic container, water will flow down. Don’t forget to sincerely congratulate your wet comrade on the first of April.
Smartphone broken by emotions
For this prank show, choose a friend who has the most cool phone, smartphone or small tablet. What you will need for this show:
- find a gadget case on sale (it should be the same as your friend’s case or very similar to it);
- find a place where you could “break the phone,” for example, against a wall or on the floor.
So, politely ask your friend for his expensive gadget to make a call. While simulating a conversation, move away a little and quietly replace his device with an empty case. You can also use a suitable old phone that has fallen into disrepair. Carefully put the real gadget in your pocket.
When talking, pretend that you are quarreling with someone. At the right moment, when the owner of an expensive phone becomes alert and begins to listen, create the impression that you are furious, then smash the imitation gadget with all your might against any object or trample it under your feet. Anyone will believe such a realistic joke.
Eater of the inedible
We are conducting a super-daring experiment on particularly naive friends on the street. For this event, prepare this kit:
- squash caviar (or other substance that resembles feces, such as chocolate spread);
- pieces of toilet paper or napkins stained with the same food;
- spoon.
Upload in the selected clean place squash caviar or any other product that looks like excrement. Place dirty toilet paper nearby. We take a friend and go for a walk in the prepared area.
As soon as your portion of caviar or chocolate spread catches your eye, you can immediately run up, take a spoon out of your pocket and start your meal right in front of your friend. Just don't explain anything. Less words. And don’t forget to say that you need to try this “dish” while it’s fresh. Your friend will be shocked.
Draws for April 1:phone jokes are rightfully considered one of the funniestPranks by phone
Electric shock to telephone operator
To create funny situations, all you need is a landline telephone, which is gradually going out of use, but is still found here and there. Call one or more people and seriously ask them not to do anything for 10 minutes. phone calls, explaining this by saying that a communications repairman working on the line could suffer from this - he would get an electric shock.
Call this subscriber back in 5 minutes. As soon as he decides to pick up the phone and you connect, you need to let out a terrible scream. Next, we wait for a reaction or interrupt the connection.
Calling a friend April 1
You can record a humorous message on any topic, change your voice using audio processing programs, of which there are many for Android. After calling a friend, we immediately press play, the friend listens to your recording, and we wait for a reaction.
For example, you can announce in an official voice that within an hour or a few minutes your friend will be transferred to the Double tariff, where the cost of all services doubles. The operator can also inform you in a calm, official tone that all funds to help planet Earth have been debited from the account.
Calls from the police also work well male voice, where the crime is narrated. It consists in the fact that too little attention is paid to certain to a loved one, catastrophically few gifts are given, and the like.
For people with a stable psyche, messages that his car was scratched or his phone was stolen are suitable. The choice of topics is endless, depending on the person you want to make fun of. Think about how he will perceive this or that message. Record the voice prank yourself, applying the necessary effects and noise, or download such a track on the Internet. Of course, some people expect such pranks and immediately expose them, but many get caught.
Comic SMS
To arrange an SMS prank, you will need an unfamiliar number. Here are examples of April Fools' messages:
- Attention, subscriber! You are in an area of network inactivity. Please cross the road. Otherwise, 100 (or another amount, depending on the account status) rubles will be immediately debited from your account.
- Dear (name), you have been put on the criminal wanted list! IN this moment intelligence agencies have determined your location via satellite. Order to remain in place until the operatives arrive.
- Adjustments have been made to the system of payment for housing and communal services by the population. Dear subscriber, please deposit money in your mailbox. Our employees will do the rest of the work for you. Thank you for your understanding, Bank of Russia.
- Hello, today before 23.00 the sofa and wardrobe you ordered will be delivered to the address: ( the exact address the person being played). Prepare the full amount to pay for your furniture. We also inform you that the cost of delivery is 3 thousand rubles, each floor of work of loaders is 1 thousand rubles.
- Dear (name), come to the clinic urgently (indicate room number). Until the end of the week (or day), free vaccination of the population against cat flu is being carried out.
- Attention! Your body weight exceeds 50 kilograms. Urgently send an SMS message with the text 50+ to number 03, and you will receive a guarantee of completely free delivery of weight loss products. City Ambulance Service.
- Now (or immediately) raise your head. You can't be seen well in a crowd, and I might accidentally catch others. Sniper.
Or come up with something of your own, unique, in the same spirit. The main thing is for the person to believe, make a puzzled face, and maybe take some actions or return calls. Then he will be fully congratulated on April Fool's Day.
Draws for April 1st at school
Tea with washing powder
Let us immediately note that school pranks should be the most harmless, not bring disastrous consequences, not violate safety, not spoil aesthetic education children and teenagers. Eat cool idea for the canteen or festive tea party at school. What you will need:
- empty box from the famous washing powder;
- new plastic bag;
- granulated sugar or dry baby food.
Let's describe the first option. First we prepare the props. To do this, in a box where there is not a single gram of washing powder, we discreetly place a plastic bag and fill it with sugar. The ends of the bag need to be secured somehow so that they are not visible, and at the same time, the powder particles do not accidentally come into contact with the sand and do not get into food or drink.
We take as an accomplice the school cook, who will demonstratively pour the contents of the box into a common teapot, from which delicious tea is about to be poured for everyone. This can be done at tea time with the whole class or during a regular lunch break. The main thing is that all the conspirators have serious faces and do not show that they know anything.
Option two is to replace the powder not with sugar, but with baby food. Any dry formula for babies will serve excellently for this purpose. At the right moment, we take the box out of our backpack and enjoy the contents. Such an eater is guaranteed to attract the attention of classmates and teachers.
Believe in telepathy
We're having a joke at recess. What you will need:
- paper;
- pen.
What you need to do is to seriously tell your classmate that you have developed telepathic abilities to guess numbers. For example, he needs to say any number in the range 1-9. Next, ask him to look into specific place, where the piece of paper with the corresponding number will be located. And in addition, tell him that you knew what he would wish for.
To carry out this draw, you need to make several cards with numbers and hide them in different places, making sure to remember their location. For example, put pieces of paper in your pockets or in books, under your desk.
Children's prank in class
Try to ensure that funny pranks do not violate general school discipline. Write a note with the text “look, there are socks on the ceiling, give it to someone else.” It will be funny for the whole class, as well as for the teacher who takes this note and also looks at the ceiling.
Big-eyed products greet mom
What you will need:
- refrigerator filled with food;
- many funny pairs of eyes;
- glue.
All pranks on April 1 for mom should concern her usual activities - housework and cooking. Imagine how surprised a housewife will be when a huge number of eyes look at her when she opens the refrigerator door. Prepare the eyes in advance, cut them out from cartoon publications, magazines, or draw them on paper yourself. You can also take voluminous eyes from old toys, they look even better.
We glue our organ of vision to every product, every jar, to everything that is in the refrigerator. The main thing is that all eyes are clearly visible and stand out, numerous glances are directed at the person who opens the refrigerator. This harmless prank It’s perfect for women and always works like a charm.
Breakfast replacement for parents or children
- canned peach;
- yogurt or mayonnaise;
- ginger or apple.
Homemade pranks for parents on April 1 work best if they are related to nutrition. You can make good scrambled eggs if you buy yogurt of a suitable color and replace the yolk with a canned peach (half a peach is enough). The resemblance is amazing. Also, don't forget to add apple slices to replace the French fries. And also the role of potatoes can be played by ginger, the role of protein by mayonnaise, and the yolk by a piece of gelatin.
Colored tap water
What do we need:
- plumbing and tap;
- coloring tablet or dye in liquid form.
The plumbing prank for mom and sister (or other family members) has been known for a long time, but still everyone falls for it and it turns out very funny. You can apply liquid coloring to your home faucet divider, or get even smarter by unscrewing the divider and placing food coloring on it in tablet form.
When your relative opens the tap, he will be shocked by the colored water. Better take red for maximum effect. In addition to other dyes, blue, iodinol and the like are suitable.
Miracles with socks
Set of items:
- all the socks of the family member being pranked;
- sewing machine or needle and thread.
What you need to do: sew each sock across the middle. Thus, a person will insert his foot and not understand why it does not go further as usual. Then he will take another pair, and there will be a similar problem - a line in the center. Try to make a light stitch so that the socks can later be restored without disastrous consequences.
Draw for April 1st at work
Cat treat for colleagues
Required items:
- cat food in the form of pads;
- dry breakfast in the form of pillows.
Positive communication between colleagues and a cheerful corporate spirit are irreplaceable things for a company in any field of activity, but humor should not interfere with work. For this giveaway, purchase a box of breakfast cereal in the shape of chocolate pillows and another box of cat food, also in the form of delicious pillows.
Ruthlessly replace the contents of the box and enjoy the effect of a delicious snack for your colleagues.
Computer problems
When your colleague leaves the workplace, we begin working with his computer. Make sure your friend is away right time, ask him to do a favor or send him to lunch. Open any program, minimize it to a small window and place it in the center of the desktop or anywhere else so that it does not overlap the icons.
Now you need to take a screenshot - that is, a screenshot. To do this, press alt and PrintScreen, then paste the image into graphics editor, save it and set it as your desktop wallpaper.
Your colleague arrives and tries in vain to close the program. Then he begins to worry and think that the operating system has frozen. After a reboot, nothing will change. During this time, you will have time to make fun of your colleague.
Congratulations-prank at the workplace
What you need for the joke:
- plastic cups;
- foil, wrapping paper (toilet paper, colored stickers or the like).
You simply have to come up with jokes for your work colleagues so that they will remember your pranks for a long time. Option one: purchase a large quantity plastic cups, completely cover everything with them workplace and properly block off the entire surrounding area. To do this, carefully place the cups on the floor, table, chairs, windowsill, office equipment and other objects. They must certainly stand close to each other. You can place glasses on the bottom or on the neck, it doesn’t matter.
Your colleague will not be able to get to his territory until he removes the entire arsenal of cups. He will get a lot of physical work, and you will have a lot of laughter.
Also not bad funny prank You can make it at work using foil. Your task is to wrap literally everything in foil. All the furniture, the computer, all the items on the table, work supplies. We also lay a shiny carpet on the floor.
You can also cover the entire car body with colored stickers. Looks amazing.
Universal April Fool's prank in the subway
When thinking about what pranks you can come up with on April 1, you shouldn’t limit yourself to home and work. Go outside to congratulate people on the holiday of laughter. Next, we’ll describe a wonderful prank on the subway that can be done by a couple.
This joke requires a person with a serious face and a respectable appearance. If you are one, then confidently enter the carriage at any stop. As soon as the train has started, demonstratively go to the place where the button to call the driver is located. Simulate pressing the button and say impressively: “Please, a hamburger and 2 Cokes for the carriage (state the carriage number).” After making your speech publicly, wait for the next stop, at which your accomplice enters and loudly asks people: “Whose order is 2 Coke and a hamburger?”
As soon as you pay the “delivery man”, pick up the food, he leaves. The train starts moving again. At this moment, playfully use the button again, only this time say loudly and clearly: “then we go to the final destination without stopping!”, or offer some other route option that is definitely unacceptable for all passengers. Don't forget to organize video recording - a third accomplice can discreetly film everything on his phone. This creative approach will be well received by any audience.
Don't forget to give your loved ones funny gifts on April 1st. Create an uplifting mood for yourself and others. Happy holiday to you, and by the way, look back urgently, your entire back is white.
Or Fool's Day- this is the day when it is customary to play pranks on friends and acquaintances or just joke.
April 1 - April Fool's Day
There are several theories regarding the origin of this holiday. The most famous of them dates back to the 16th century in France. Until the mid-16th century, it was in use Julian calendar, according to which the New Year began in April. However, in 1582, Pope Gregory XIII introduced the Gregorian calendar, according to which New Year came January 1st.
However, not everyone immediately accepted new calendar And continued to celebrate the New Year from March 25 to April 1. These people became the subject of ridicule and practical jokes.
IN Ancient Rome also celebrated a similar holiday Hilaria March 25th, and in India a fun festival is celebrated with the beginning of spring Holi when people joke and throw paint at each other.
If you decide to make fun of someone on this day, here are some interesting ideas.
Warning: DO NOT attempt to harm anyone or destroy anyone's property.!
How to prank a friend or colleague?
1. Plant grass in his keyboard. However, be prepared to buy your colleague a new keyboard if you decide to resort to this prank, or simply quietly replace it with an old and similar keyboard.
2. Attach horn using tape and watch your friend jump in complete delight.
3. Convert wipers in a colorful rainbow. Warning: This may be hazardous to your health.
4. Offer water in an original way. Pour water into a glass, cover it with a piece of paper, turn it upside down and place it on the table, and then take out the paper.
5. Improve your technology their colleagues.
6. Cover soap with colorless varnish and leave it in the bathroom.
7. Fill the office toy rats.
8. Make their worst fears come true by building imitation on toilet paper.
9. Show your colleague that he is too self-absorbed.
10. Make sure your colleague reads it morning newspapers.
11. Surprise with balls.
12. Leave them a big one. brown surprise.
13. Treat their taste buds by cooking onions in caramel.
14. Suggest a glass of water, or two, or several thousand.
15. Try to get your friend to work on time by setting a few alarm clocks that will ring at intervals of 5 minutes, and hide them throughout the house.
16. Remind him/her about his/her favorite actor or singer.
17. Apply tape to optical mouse sensor.
19. Do " head in a jar" by printing out a portrait of the head.
20. Change the signs on the restroom doors.
How to prank people on the street?
· Glue coin with superglue to the sidewalk and watch people's reactions.
· Start a normal conversation with a passerby, and then report that you have escaped from a mental hospital.
· In a busy place, raise your head up and, waving your arms, give instructions: “To the right, to the right, and now to the left, to the left.” When several onlookers gather, shout: " Now quit!" and jump back. Watch the reaction.
· When you are traveling in a vehicle, passing a river or lake, exclaim in surprise: “ Look, dolphins!". Enjoy the reaction.
· Dress similarly with a friend. When the trolleybus starts its journey, run after it. At another stop, your friend runs into the trolleybus and says with relief: " I barely caught up!".
Here's another a few examples, how people get pranked on the street:
How to prank a friend on the phone?
· Let us know that you conduct a survey and ask random and funny questions.
· Call a random number and ask for "(any name"), when they tell you you made a mistake, hang up. Do this in different voices several times. Finally, call and say in a different accent that you are “(name)” and ask are there any messages for you?.
· Call a friend on the phone and tell him that you are his neighbor and you don’t have water. Ask him to wash, or bathe a cat or child.
· Call the office, introducing yourself as a telephone exchange foreman, and ask do not pick up the phone for 10 minutes, as you may get an electric shock. Call back, and if they pick up, start screaming heart-rendingly.
· Introduce yourself as the operator and say that due to non-payment turn off your phone.
· Call and say that today turn off the water. Ask to dial more water in the bathroom, basins, pots. After half an hour, call back and ask: “Did you get water?” If the answer is yes, say: “Now let the boats go!”
April 1 – trusting no one! Fun party pranks are never complete without laughter, surprises and jokes. How can you prank your friends and loved ones at school and at work, at home and away?
Eat different variants and the opportunity to laugh at others, but always remember that the joke should not offend or offend anyone. It should be a cute joke that will please everyone present.
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- Take a tube of toothpaste in which the cap is unscrewed and folded back. Unscrew the cap, place a small piece of plastic wrap and screw it into place. The lid of the cap opens, the paste is visible, but for some reason it is impossible to squeeze it out.
- Sew up in the evening long sleeves robes, sweaters, jackets and pants of their household members. And in the morning, watch happily as they try to put on things, not understanding anything.
- Place a spool of thread in your jacket pocket that is a different color than your clothing. Drag the tip of the thread with a needle and place it in another place. Of course, one of the relatives will want to remove it and will pull it. And then watch with pleasure as he pulls out the thread meter by meter.
- Pour salt into the sugar bowl and sugar into the salt shaker.
- In the evening, when your tired parents lie down to rest, you fly into their room shouting: “Mom, what’s that stinking thing coming out of your pan? The whole kitchen has already been filled!” Just remember that mom must have a good sense of humor for this joke!
Prank for strangers
- It takes two to play. Stand with a friend on opposite sides of the walking path. Squat down and act as if you are pulling a fishing line across the road. Watch out for passersby.
- Look long and hard at any person on the minibus. Then take out your mobile phone and say in a monotone voice: “Chief! I found it. We can take it!”
- Sit on back seat minibuses, take out your cell phone and start talking loudly and cheerfully on the phone about life in the Alpha Centauri system, about Jupiter’s girlfriend with green skin and red eyes, and about how expensive sandstone is outside the Earth.
- In public transport, in a cafe or on the street, approach a stranger, slap him on the shoulder and say: “Sanya, hello!” The person will say that you don’t know each other, but you stubbornly follow him and keep repeating: “Sanya, well, I know it’s you, don’t be kidding!”, “Sanya, why aren’t you calling, I’m waiting!” etc.
- The company is participating in the drawing. One person depicts a deer (fingers fanned out over his head). With wild cries of “I am a deer!” I am a deer!" he runs past a crowd of people (the best prank takes place at trolleybus, bus, or subway stops during rush hour). A couple of minutes later they pass by serious men with children's bright guns and pistols, simultaneously addressing people: “Have you seen a deer here?” It is guaranteed that everyone who saw this will not forget this “hunt” for a long time.
- Take an empty packet of washing powder and insert a bag of baby formula inside. And somewhere in society or in transport, take this “yummy” out of your bag, a spoon from your pocket, and gobble it up with pleasure. You won’t go unnoticed – that’s for sure!
- A purely male joke: go to a supermarket where the names of the sellers are written on badges, find a more modest saleswoman, read her name and say loudly: “Hello, Katya, how are you? Thank you for last night, I will never forget it.” The effect is guaranteed.
- Call a random number and say in a serious voice that you are from the housing office, you want to warn about the shutdown in half an hour of cold and hot water. We advise you to fill all available containers and a bathtub, because there will be no water for a couple of days. After 2-3 hours you call back and ask: “Did you get water? To the bath too? Now you can launch the boats."
- Send an SMS to any number: “Due to network congestion, you are being transferred from the MTS network to the Kyivstar network, the balance in your account will be cancelled.” This SMS can be sent to your friend or relative.
- Driving to public transport near the river, you rush to the window shouting: “Look, dolphins, dolphins!”
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