March 8th is one of most important holidays in our country. It is celebrated even in those groups where there are no women. Our site decided not to stand aside from International Women's Day and released new skit for all kinds of concerts in honor of March 8th. Scene on women's theme- good gift! This scene is also suitable for a party at a women's car club.
HOST: Consider that best gift- this book is the lot of librarians. You and I know the correct answer. Fur coat? No, take it higher. Well? As dear Leonid Arkadyevich would say: aw-to-mo-bi-l!!! And so, now a new concept car will be presented to your attention... But I’m silent, I’m silent: word to the creators!
Two young men in white coats come out.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Dear friends! Actually, we planned the presentation at the Geneva Motor Show, but for the sake of the holiday (International Women's Day), we will tell you some insider information.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: And so, let Mikhail Prokhorov bite his elbows with his E-mobile, we present the first women's store J-MOBILE!
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Main characteristics. The J-MOBILE, like the hostess, refuels with one glass of gasoline.
CONSTRUCTION 2: Unlike a regular car, there was a section for lipstick - where the cigarette lighter was. The cigarette lighter itself was removed to avoid an unpleasant burning sensation.
CONSTRUCTION 1: If desired, the J-MOBILE can be painted with henna or hydrogen peroxide, and the thresholds can also be increased.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: An important point: the car is a chameleon. Automatically changes color to match your handbag and boots.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: F-MOBILE - it doesn’t skid on the road, it just wags its bumper.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: The Z-MOBILE radio tape recorder fundamentally does not pick up chanson, and automatically replaces it with your favorite hits.
CONSTRUCTION 1: THE F-MOBILE has a disk with compliments. This was done on purpose to respond to the cry: “Where are you going, you fool?” - you heard: “Good girl, you’re doing everything right.”
CONSTRUCTOR 2: Every year the J-MOBILE needs not only pendant repairs, but also a new necklace and ring.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: The J-MOBILE has one drawback, it looks too good on traffic police photo radar images.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: The J-MOBILE steering wheel is shaped like Brad Pitt’s torso, which makes you don’t want to let go of it.
CONSTRUCTION 1: The steering wheel automatically gives you a manicure, and the gas pedal gives you a pedicure and a light foot massage.
CONSTRUCTION 2: The machine senses where there is new collection or discounts and it slows down there itself.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Soft toy, a pink pillow and a velvet cloth are already included in the basic package.
CONSTRUCTION 2: There is a function to search for a lost earring in the salon.
CONSTRUCTION 1: The inspection coupon is at the same time a discount card and a subscription to the solarium.
CONSTRUCTION 2: The car is washed at least twice with shower gel with violet extract.
CONSTRUCTION 1: There is not only a rear view mirror, but also full height in the cabin.
CONSTRUCTION 2: To avoid creating a negative image of the owner, the car is equipped with an automatic parking function.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Well, that's probably all. Does anyone in the room have any questions?
PERSON FROM THE AUDIENCE: You described everything so colorfully. Does your car have any disadvantages?
CONSTRUCTOR 2: In our opinion, there is only one: the trunk of the J-MOBILE is made according to the principle of a handbag.
PERSON FROM THE AUDIENCE: That is?
CONSTRUCTOR 2: It has everything you need, you just won’t find what you need.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Thank you! Wait for sales! Coming soon to AVON and ORIFLAME catalogs!
Bow.
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March 8 is the most long-awaited holiday for all women on the planet. Usually, even little girls, who together with their mothers receive compliments and gifts, are not deprived of attention. March 8 is celebrated at school along with other holidays, and on this day the administration faces a difficult task: to please not only teachers and schoolgirls, but also mothers and grandmothers invited to the concert. The proposed scenario is designed for students of primary and secondary age. high school. By contacting him, you can find the best for March 8th for high school students and find out the design features of the assembly hall.
Some organizational issues
Traditionally, the hosts of such events are a boy and a girl - the most active and bright high school students who know how to carry on a conversation with the audience. Decoration of the hall on March 8 at school - important point. Since fresh flowers are expensive, you can use artificial ones, do not forget about balloons and children's drawings. Funny skits and jokes must be diluted with dances and songs prepared by the schoolchildren themselves. At the beginning of the holiday, you should verbally congratulate the teachers present and, if possible, give each a bouquet of flowers. At the end, each class retires to their respective rooms and continues the celebration with cakes and soft drinks.
Opening of the event
Presenter 1: Good afternoon, dear teachers and students!
Presenter 2: Hello, dear parents and guests of our event!
Presenter 1: Today we gathered in the assembly hall of our beloved school to celebrate the day when the fair half of humanity awaits beautiful words and pleasant deeds.
Presenter 2: This day is dedicated to you, dear teachers, mothers, grandmothers and, of course, our students.
Presenter 1: Celebrating March 8th at school has already become a tradition in our small friendly team, and therefore Diana and I and our event participants will try to make this holiday unforgettable. The floor is given...
Day of tea drinking and feasting!
Our mothers, we love you,
We will not forget your love and care!
Witty and funny skits on March 8 for high school students
Presenter 1: Diana, do you think our graduates are as cheerful as elementary school girls?
Presenter 2: Maxim, I have no doubt about it! In order to prove this, we will now ask students in grade 9-B to go onto the stage with miniatures.
Scene “Conspiracy against the chemical worker”
Sidorov, I didn’t expect to catch you in the backyard of the school with a lighter! Now you can dance with me! Don’t come tomorrow without your parents, I’ll tell them that you’re addicted to cigarettes!
Sergei Viktorovich, no need for parents! I made firecrackers for Nadezhda Ilyinichna and wanted to set them on fire now.
For your chemist, perhaps? So don’t throw them through the window, Sidorov, but from the roof - let’s go, I’ll help!
- My 10-A made me so happy today! The guys gave me a subscription to the Thai sauna, manicure, pedicure and chocolate massage included! How golden they are, how much money they spent on it! This is the best gift for March 8th!
Now we know, Ariadna Ilyinichna, who robbed the school piggy bank...
Sketch “Kings Now and Then”
Presenter 1: They say that the current generation of children has become completely different: boys and girls do not respect teachers and indulge in obscene behavior. Let's make sure of this and listen to the conversation of teachers who left the Soviet school.
Raisa Feodorovna, what difficult times have passed today! Once upon a time our profession was the highest paid and most prestigious. Teachers could be compared to kings, because they were the ones who educated society. Now show me a person at school who could be called a king?
And today children, Lidia Pavlovna, consider themselves to be such: they are the most omniscient among us.
Sketch “Oversized bag”
Presenter 2: Diana, I bet I can spot the teacher at first sight!
Presenter 1: And how will you do this, Maxim?
Presenter 2: It's simple - after all, teachers have the largest bags, which can fit not only magazines, but also, it seems, a bicycle. We hope that you will certainly enjoy the funny scenes on March 8th (we saved this work for high school students).
Petrov goes to meet the teacher in English along the corridor and asks to rate him in the diary:
Svetlana Sergeevna, I answered today at the blackboard and got an A! Put it in my diary so that I can please my mother, because tomorrow is March 8th!
Okay, Petrov, just wait, I’ll find a red pen.
(Svetlana Sergeevna takes out magazines, notebooks, diaries, pencil cases and some women’s “tricks” from her oversized bag - a comb, lipstick, a mirror).
Svetlana Sergeevna, it’s already dark outside, it’s time for me to go home. While you look for a pen here, I’ll come to you tomorrow for an estimate. And by the way, congratulations on March 8th!
The school holiday ends...
Presenter 1: Dear guests, our gala event is coming to an end.
Presenter 2: We hope that you really liked the poems for mothers and funny scenes for March 8 (for high school students, as it turned out, preparing such a number is a pleasure!), and that upon returning home you will have a pleasant impression of our holiday.
Presenter 1: We would like to thank you with all our hearts, dear teachers, for the work you put into our upbringing and education; you, dear mothers and grandmothers, for your endless support; you, dear girls, for trying your best to gain knowledge and growing into disciplined students.
Presenter 2: And now a little surprise awaits you - tea party. We ask teachers, students and parents to go to their classrooms.
The celebration of March 8 was completed in the assembly hall. It is appropriate to continue humorous skits and other activities in the classroom. Before this, parents are invited to visit an exhibition of drawings and products. The works presented there were completed by students studying in the sections of Fine Art, Beading, Photography and others (if any).
you organize school holiday, dedicated to International Women's Day? Don't forget to prepare entertainment program. A school concert may include poems, songs, dances and funny skits for the March 8 holiday at school, performed by children of different ages.
These miniatures, which play out various situations at school and at home, are based on famous literary works, humorous television programs, children's magazine"Yeralash" and others.
Funny scenes on March 8th for school
The first school skit by March 8, 2019 can be staged using only pantomime and dance. Boys will appear on stage dressed as old women, wearing colorful skirts and headscarves. They barely wander across the stage with their sticks, oohing and aahing.
Suddenly, fiery music sounds in the hall, and the cheerful “grandmothers” start dancing. Undoubtedly, mothers and real grandmothers will appreciate the acting abilities of their children and grandchildren who will take part in this production.
Daughter:
– When can mom rest? After all, all day long
She washes, cleans, cooks dinner, sews...
But today is a special day - all the household chores
I’ll do it myself when my mother goes to work.
I've been friends with dad since the morning.
Let's cook dinner for mom and wash the cat.
Mom will come in the evening and gasp with excitement:
The cat is wet, the soup is cold - what a surprise!
Mom appears on stage:
- Something, daughter, today you are especially naughty,
And the weather since morning has been gloomy and rainy.
Daughter:
- Dear Mommy, soup and cat are gifts,
We congratulate you on the Eighth of March!
Leading:
- There is one in our apartment
Girl Natasha.
Mom is in her box
She brought some sweets.
And she said strictly...
Mother:
- Eat a little now
The rest tomorrow!
Put it in the cupboard.
Leading:
- And Natasha sat down,
I ate all the candy
She ate and laughed...
Natasha:
- Mom, don’t scold!
I haven't forgotten.
Do you remember you taught:
"Never for tomorrow
Don’t leave things to do!”
- We sit in class
And we look at the girls:
Both beautiful and smart -
It's simply not better to find.
- There is a magazine on the table,
Well, it has A's,
Because in our class
Smart girls.
- Why are we all dancing here?
Why are we singing here?
Because all the girls
Happy Women's Day!
Musketeers take part in another funny scene on March 8th. The song “It's time, it's time, let's rejoice in our lifetime...” sounds on stage. D'Artagnan and his friends - Athos, Porthos and Arimis - appear on the stage.
D'Artagnan:
– Mothers, grandmothers and aunts,
You are held in high esteem by us.
You won't find another reason
So that we men gather together.
We are all here together now...
All the musketeers in chorus:
- Because we love you!
The Musketeers then begin to speculate about what they would be like if they were born girls.
Athos:
- If I were a girl,
I wouldn't run, I wouldn't jump,
And the whole evening with my mother,
He danced without hesitation.
Porthos:
- If I were a girl,
I wouldn't waste time
And all day without a break
I painted with my mother.
Aramis:
- That's what I thought.
What happens?
If only we were all girls -
In ruffles, bows, with frills,
If there were no boys,
What would happen to us then?
D'Artagnan:
-Who would take care of them?
Did you do difficult work?
Who would build, dig, dig,
Who would protect them with their breasts?
In the sky, on the ground, in the infantry
At the border and in the Morflot!
Together:
- No, friends, our path is one -
Glorious valiant men!
Peter:
- I am for my beloved mother
I wanted to sew a beautiful apron,
Seryozha:
- I am for my mom
I cut out the dress quickly.
I thought, once - and everything is ready!
What's so complicated about this?
Peter:
- It’s not clear what happened...
Nothing succeeded!
Seryozha:
- There’s nothing to surprise mommy with...
Am I going to give this to her?
I thought my mother would be happy
Well, what came out was a bunch of rubbish.
Andrey:
– Baking a cake is a simple matter,
You just need to take it boldly.
Seven eggs, a little flour,
Three tablespoons of pepper...
Or no, not like that at all!
It turns out to be a mess.
I'm completely confused...
Why put pepper there?
Three hours of torment in the kitchen,
Spilled the cream, burned all my hands,
The result is a burnt cake,
And it doesn't look like a cake.
Leading:
– It looks like you’ll have to come up with other gifts for mothers. Let's not be discouraged, because real men do not give in to difficulties!
Then a skit is played out in which the boys perform ditties, and the girls act as mothers and careless daughters.
– Our dear mothers,
Happy Women's Day!
We'll dance for you now
And we'll sing ditties.
– All day on March 8th
Lena chalked the floor with excitement,
And on the ninth
I didn’t pick up the broom.
- The lazy mother says:
“Make your bed!”
And the lazy one:
“Mommy, I’m still little.”
– Smoky pan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Three hours in the shower Yulia
Grandma washed it afterwards.
- We sang ditties for you,
But we also want to say:
We always, everywhere and everywhere
Moms need help!
On stage is a disheveled and grimy guy in pajamas. He goes to the chair and takes something wrinkled and dirty off it.
- Ma-am! Today we need to congratulate the girls. Did you iron my shirt?
Mother:
– Good morning, son. I stroked it.
- Which one?
- White.
- A... Is she really white?
- Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed, I found it by force!
The boy takes off his trousers from the chair, also dirty and full of holes:
- Ma-am! Did you iron my new trousers?
Mother:
- I stroked it.
- That’s great. Today is the eighth of March for the girls, I prepared poems for them, even memorized them.
Mother:
- Well done, son! I’ll bake a pie now. You won’t go to congratulate the girls empty-handed.
Son:
- Why do I need a pie? I need flowers!
– I already bought flowers. they are in the hallway. Money for your lunch is in the nightstand.
The doorbell rings.
Son:
- These are probably the guys from class who came...
Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.
- Guys, is this you? Well, you're dressed up! I didn't even know...
Guys:
- Look at yourself!
The boy looks in the mirror, sees himself - combed, neatly dressed - and faints.
Mom appears:
- And here is the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you’re so smart, you’re unrecognizable! Did you forget the flowers?
One of the guys:
- No, I didn’t forget. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Veniamin.
Hands flowers to mom.
These funny skits staged at school by March 8th will please the guests at the holiday and will cause a lot of positive emotions. We wish you inspiration and creative success!
Not a single holiday in honor of International Women's Day, no matter where it is held, is complete without congratulations from ladies, adults and even very little ones. Most often, schools and kindergartens organize concerts where children sing songs in honor of mothers and girls, dedicate poems to them, and show skits on March 8th. The themes of adult skits at corporate parties include relationships between men and women, funny performances about the working day of co-workers, domestic and family squabbles, and discussions of married life. Funny scenes for children, prepared for mothers and grandmothers, in primary school and kindergartens usually become converted to new way fairy tales. High school students love skits that are adaptations of famous literary works or dramatizations about the school preferences of their classmates. We have tried to collect for you examples of the newest and most relevant holiday productions on March 8th. Read, watch and choose your favorite scenes!
Funny skits on the 8th Day of March for schoolchildren - School skits for girls and mothers
When choosing skits for the March 8 holiday, teachers and parents who help children stage the performance always take into account the age of the children participating in the performance. For example, for high school Skits about students and their relationships with classmates are great. Dramas on the topic “Homework” turn out to be very funny, when schoolchildren portray lazy students who shirk their homework under the pretext of being overloaded with assignments from their mother. Such scenes usually consist of three parts. The first part shows how a careless student complains at school about how busy he is at home; they feel sorry for him, sympathizing with the guy. In the second part of the mini-production, this “busy” schoolboy, with tears in his eyes, complains to his mother about the huge number of homework and inability to help around the house. In the third, brief final part of the skit, the guys participating in it go on stage and read a poem or text ridiculing such would-be schoolchildren, wish the mothers obedient children and give the guests flowers.
Examples of funny skits for schoolchildren on March 8th
The scenes where high school students dress up as adult “gentlemen” and perform a dance dedicated to the “ladies” - classmates, their mothers and grandmothers who came to watch are very funny and funny. festive concert At school.
Musical skits on March 8 for schoolchildren with remade songs
Musical dramatizations performed by boys look very funny, singing popular songs, remade in a new way and accompanying their performance with various scenes from life.
Musical pantomime about March 8 - a skit for a school concert
With the help of pantomime (a performance shown only by movements, without words), you can show an excellent scene on March 8! Girls and boys, dressed up as the characters being portrayed, show a real performance with movements to the music, understandable and without words!
Short funny skits on March 8 - Small dramatizations for elementary school
In elementary school, teachers always help children stage a skit on March 8th. Schoolchildren in grades 1-4, as a rule, cannot yet choose a theme for a production. Children aged 6-8 years old enjoy learning poems about mothers, so skits for them need to be selected in such a way that as many children as possible can participate in them and read out short poems. It will be easy for first and second graders to remember the words of the sketch “Our mother is the best.” On March 8, the teacher supervises the children’s performance in front of their visiting mothers, prompting the children to read the texts if they forget them.
Simple examples of short funny skits on March 8 in elementary school
Children in elementary school, especially first-graders, are still embarrassed to perform in front of an audience - grandmothers and mothers who come to visit them to watch the concert. The teacher should always be ready to prompt the child forgotten words his role or recall a line of poetry when a student stumbles.
Dance musical skits on March 8 in elementary school
In elementary school, you can choose skits without words. Dance musical numbers performed by little artists always cause a storm of applause. Parents and guests love dance scenes performed by boys on March 8th.
A funny scene for March 8th “How will we surprise the girls”
The cool skit “How can we surprise the girls” is performed by boys in grades 1-2. It is performed by several boys, each of whom discusses how to surprise the girls this year. Someone offers to give the girls flowers, and another objects: “Where did you see flowers in March?” Another decides not to tease his classmates, give them compliments, and play with the girls. The words of such a scene are easily remembered even by the youngest children - the rhymes of the text are simple and understandable to children.
Funny skits for the festive concert on March 8 - Funny performances for mothers in kindergarten
Every time International Women's Day approaches, kindergarten teachers, together with preschoolers, organize a festive concert for mothers and grandmothers. In addition to poems and songs, the concert always includes skits. Little children love to dress up as adults and make funny parodies of them. Costumes for scenes on March 8 can be old mother's or grandmother's clothes, an older sister's dress or an aunt's skirt. The teacher should help the children put on outfits for skits on International Women's Day from the kindergarten before the performance.
Examples of cool funny scenes for March 8th in kindergarten
The cool sketch “Three Moms,” the video of which you will find on this page, tells about the home life of three generations of busy mothers, worried about both very young daughters and adult children. Performed by kindergarten children, the sketch looks very cute and funny.
The “Old Grandmother” skit performed by small children dressed as grannies looks amazing - the children who parodied the movements and behavior of elderly women deserve fair applause! To perform this scene, it is best to choose boys and dress them in granny costumes. Old ladies, briskly moving around the stage and rocking out catchy dances, will appeal to everyone!
Comic skits for high school students on March 8 - Cool performances for International Women's Day
The most funny scenes On March 8, dress-up performances are performed by high school students. In such performances, teenage boys dress up as grandmothers, mothers, teachers and, accordingly, “try on” their behavior. The success of such mini-performances depends entirely on the acting skills of high school students and their resourcefulness. On the Internet today you can find texts and videos of skits dedicated to International Women’s Day in high school. In grades 9-11, students can find and choose a production or even write a short play themselves for March 8th. They practically do not need the help of teachers, however, before showing a skit for the holidays, teachers must approve the future small performance. Comic scenes for women's holiday may include ditties, remake songs, funny dancing.
Examples of funny skits for March 8 - Sketch for high school students “If I were a Sultan”
Dress-up scenes at school always go off with a bang. High school students dressed in women's clothing look especially cool. The skit on March 8 “If I were a Sultan” involves several boys performing both male and female roles. The script for the mani play is simple - the wife offers her husband to redo everything for him homework until she gets at least one day, March 8, to rest from household chores. Surprised by the “simplicity” of the task, unaware of the hardships of housework, the spouse begins to complete the “easy” task. Soon he literally collapses from fatigue, realizing that there are things in the house heavier than the TV remote control. Collapsed from fatigue on a chair, he remembers the popular song “If I were a Sultan” and is already drawing pictures of wives serving him with three pairs of hands... But then the dreamer remembers with horror the “three mothers-in-law” from the same song - their “care “He simply sees in reality. Waking up from a nightmare, the husband realizes with relief that it was all just a dream, thanks the Lord for one wife given to him and congratulates her with all his heart when the rested wife returns home.
Funny scenes for mothers on March 8 - Cool performances for corporate events on Women's Day
In any team gathered to celebrate March 8, there is always creative person, making a proposal not to turn International Women's Day into an ordinary exchange of gifts, routine words of congratulations, presentation of cards and bouquets of mimosas. Such creative person invites the team (whether school students or company employees) to stage a funny skit for International Women's Day and thus bring some life to the holiday. You can write a script for a mini-play for women, the best mothers in the world, yourself, find it in collections of sketches for the holidays, or find it on the Internet. We have prepared for you several videos demonstrating what scenes can be like for the March 8 holiday, how you can play with the most famous literary works, choreograph a dance, “show” poetry with movements, remake a song. If everyone approves of the idea of staging a skit for Women’s Day, then the team can vote on the best proposed version of the production for a corporate event or holiday at an educational institution.
The best examples of funny scenes for mothers on March 8 - Funny scene “How a woman sold her husband” for a corporate party
If you are staging a skit for a corporate party, invite the most talented artists of your team to participate in the production. Perhaps, when discussing the production, there will immediately be people who want to take part in the skit. The funny skit “How a Woman Sold Her Husband” is staged according to famous poem, but her words change. The plot of the scene is known - first, a woman who comes to the market to sell her husband “extorts” the price for him. Gradually she reasons that “the man is not the same” and reduces the price of the goods. A passerby who comes up to help the seller skillfully praises the “product.” In the end, the lady decides not to part with such a treasure - after all, there is a buyer for it!
Funny scene for March 8th “How a man sold a woman”
The production for March 8, “How a Man Sold a Woman,” is even funnier. The script of this poetic mini-play is very similar to the previous scene, only it tells the story of a man who decided to sell his “jealous, grumpy, overly smart” wife. Of course, it is also here kind woman, who decided to help a man sell his “unlucky woman.” The outcome of the story is known - as soon as a buyer is found for a woman, the wife becomes less grumpy and “needed by herself.”
Characters:
Presenter Man Buyer
Trader Armenian Spouse
Presenter:
A man was selling his wife at the market,
Nobody gave a penny for her,
Even though she looked very nice,
But bad character had a wife:
Jealous, grumpy, overly smart,
And she knew everything about everything herself,
She didn’t let her friends in and hid vodka,
Almost... and threw a frying pan at him...
She sawed without stopping night and day,
She approached money with calculation, with intelligence,
I found his stash at the moment,
It’s as if she’s the main cop in the village...
Our man is very tired of this,
For six months he thought, decided and wondered,
How can he part with a harmful woman?
In peace and happiness to live alone...
And then, one day, the man gathered his courage,
He mentally said goodbye to his wife,
I poured sleeping pills into her tea in the evening,
And he took the sleeping woman to the market in the morning...
Buyer:
Man, are you selling your wife?
Husband:
Selling, am I standing at the market for a reason?
Buyer:
Are you asking a lot of money for it?
Husband:
Yes, where there is a lot - I would like to return what is mine!
Buyer:
I think she's too smart?
Husband:
But that’s the trouble, she’s already very smart!
And I’m with her when I’m drunk,
I feel like a complete fool!
Buyer:
Have you often poured wine for you?
Husband:
I don’t remember what it smells like!
Buyer:
Your wife is too good!
Guess she doesn't know how to do anything?
Husband:
No, on the contrary, although I’m not happy,
She is simply a fan of her work!
She gives herself completely,
Cleaning and washing, bulldog grip,
I can't sleep at night, I'm like a bee in the kitchen,
And then he collapses into bed from fatigue
Buyer:
What about sex? Are you getting along with her?
Husband:
What kind of sex is there?! Sandwich on the go!
Leading:
The man stood at the market all day,
No one gave a price for a wife,
The neighbor merchant felt sorry for him,
Throwing a beautiful shawl over my shoulders,
Swims towards the man, propping up his sides,
Trader:
Yes, brother, your hand is not easy!
Let me sit with your wife
And I'll show you how to trade!
Leading:
The wife slept at the market all day,
She fell off the counter, falling on one side.
One Armenian walked through the bazaar,
I saw her, swallowed an orange,
Breathing stole, trembling in ecstasy...
Armenian:
What a sexy woman lies here!
Will you sell Jana?
Trader:
Buy if you're rich!
Take off your boots, not a woman, but a treasure!
Armenian:
Wah, treasure GAVARiSH? What... is she rich?
Trader:
Come on? The box is full of different trinkets!
There are medals, diplomas and certificates,
Sings and dances, you can’t count it all!
Armenian:
What if you go out with friends until the morning?
I will be godless, what will she say?
Trader:
He will kiss you, warm up his friends,
And he will greet you at the door with a smile,
And he will pour a glass and feed you fully,
Such a good wife, brother...
Armenian:
Karoshiy, handsome and smart wife,
I really need her like this at home,
I’ve been dreaming about women like this, wow, for a long time!
Leading:
And he took out a wad of dollars from his pocket...
The man looked at his wife,
He wiped a stingy tear from his cheek
Man:
Why am I, Marusya, selling you?
I need such a wife myself!
Sketch of congratulations from new grandmothers to women on March 8
This skit involves two actors. It is best if you choose men or older boys (depending on the team) for the role of “new grandmothers”. Having gathered, modern “grandmothers” decide how to congratulate everyone on International Women’s Day. In the process of discussing the choice of gifts, the grandmothers begin to quarrel, laugh at each other, and, in the end, it almost comes to a fight. Of course, the scene ends with the old women reconciling, singing a funny song to the tune of “Merry Girls” to all the guests who came to the holiday.
CONGRATULATIONS ON MARCH 8 FROM NEW BABKA
FLOWER: Well, Matryona, open it,
Treat me to some tea or something!
MATRONA: Hello, hello, how are you?
Life is almost over!
You've grown old, my friend,
You are already quite an old lady!
Ts: Yes, and you’re not the same anymore,
Yes, the years take their toll!
It’s already two thousand ten years,
We need to re-weigh the calendar.
M: What are you, what are you! God be with you!
Today is a different year!
2012 then.
C: Oh! Oh! Oh, what a disaster!
And where do the years go!?
M: And it used to be that when we were young, we would sit down in the evening,
Candles thin light
It will illuminate us and we will sing,
And now we don’t live like that...
M: How are we going to congratulate?
Should we buy books for everyone?
Ts: Oh, there was a walking cabinet of curiosities
You've gone crazy, no less.
21st century, you see, you won’t be surprised by a book.
M: Do you think you know everything? Don't consider it an honor
Quasi-muzzle you are!
Ts: Don't be smart here.
Old stick you are.
M: Well, you, you, you...
Oh, you apricot from Komot.
I wanted to drink something.
Ts: You know, we’ll stop arguing.
Things need to be fixed
And on March 8, go congratulate everyone.
M: yeah, behind all the name calling
We have forgotten everything in the world. Went
SONG OF “NEW RUSSIAN BANKS”
(to the tune of “Cheerful Girls”, sing together)
Cheerful old ladies
Cool girlfriends,
Friendly faces
Lights of cheerful eyes
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just treat us
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just treat us.
Ts: We ourselves are like a gift
M: Meet stylish grandmas!
Ts: I don’t remember because of sclerosis,
Where are my seventeen years?!
M: You are worse than a locomotive:
You haven't had them for a long time!
Ts: I remember at school I studied
It was a holiday for me too.
M: I can judge by your face -
You were at school for three days!
Ts: I ask without insults
And don't touch my intellect!
M: Yes, believe me, without a doubt,
You have one defect!
Ts: I'm younger than you, I know
That's why you're angry!
M: Don't make me laugh, plague
Grandmother of modest beauty!
Ts: Eh, Matryona, Matryona!
Your harmfulness is in plain sight!
M: Listen, mother is vigorous,
What do I mean!
C: No really! I provide
The most important thing is your word!
M: Well, then I suggest
You should be more modest!
Ts: Well, they completely forgot again,
Why are we standing here?
M: The holiday has already been opened,
We'll talk about him!
Ts: I envy specifically:
After all, you have life ahead of you!
M: It’s noticeable from you,
Go congratulate them all!
The flower comes up to the guys, hugs several people and shakes their hands with the words):
C: Congratulations, congratulations
Happy holiday to all lovely ladies.
M: And now I propose
Everyone clap for us.
(new Russian grandmothers leave to applause)
If you decide to organize fun party March 8 at school or kindergarten, in a team or even at home, do not reduce identity to ordinary congratulations, giving flowers and souvenirs. Funny, interesting short and funny scenes on March 8th performed by schoolchildren junior classes, high school students, preschoolers and even their parents will amuse the guests gathered for International Women's Day - women, girls, mothers and grandmothers.
