Cool jokes for April 1st. Orders for salary increases

Magic button.

A group of people enter one subway car. Everyone comes in so that no one suspects that they are together. After some time, as the train leaves the station, one of those who entered comes up to the button for communicating with the driver, pretends to press it and speaks so that everyone can hear more people: “A hamburger and a large Coca-Cola in carriage number ____” (the carriage number is written next to the button). Having said this, he simply stands and waits for the next station. At the next station, another person enters this car (preferably wearing a T-shirt or a Coca-Cola cap) and asks loudly: “Who ordered a hamburger and Coca-Cola.” The person who ordered comes up, takes the “order”, quickly pays and moves on. The one who brought the order must have time to get off at this station. The train starts moving. The man comes up to the button again and says: “Until the end without stopping.” The reaction from passengers is simply indescribable.

Employee labilization

On information stand in the office you put up a notice: “Everyone who has not undergone labilization, urgently go to office No.... and contact (patronymic name of one of the employees, preferably with the talent of an actor). For reference: labilization is the pronunciation of speech sounds with rounding of the lips extended forward. Please ask everyone who visited office No.... to form their lips like a duck and say: “April 1st, not trusting anyone!”

Well, a few more ideas collected on the Internet and from my own life.

I would like to note that my friends on the first of April no longer pick up the phone when I call - oh, and I love to play pranks!)))

I practice calling friends and relatives, encouraging them to do something - go outside, because I’m standing there all waiting, start preparing a holiday dinner, because, they say, distant relatives are coming, etc. But here, too, I shouldn’t go too far - once I played a prank on a colleague, saying that there was a large batch of cheap champignons, and when I called back an hour later to congratulate him on April 1, it turned out that he had already agreed to sell these mushrooms, and to another city, and the car had already left for them... I got it in full)))

1. slippers, money, important things on tape and to the floor, wall, etc.

2. I really like the idea, but I haven’t tried it yet - pour talc powder into a hairdryer - they say it’s effective :)

3. a little more about toilet paper - you can roll out a roll and write all sorts of nonsense, jokes, draw faces, etc.

4. change the contents of detergents - for example, replace shampoo with dishwashing detergent, but do not play around with bleach-solvents)

5.while your family is sleeping, you can carefully sew their pajamas to the bed linen, paint their nails with varnish, and do makeup)))

6. Well, don’t forget, of course, about all sorts of cockroach flies and other abominations, inscriptions on the back, etc.

7. and for the lazy, you can pretend in advance that you are looking for prank ideas, wink, tell everyone - get ready, and... enjoy watching all day how everyone shys away from you, expecting some nasty things!

Nice prank for school. During class, write a note with the words “There is a mop on the ceiling” and pass it to your neighbor at the desk. Tell him to pass the note on after reading it. The effect will be amazing when everyone who reads the note looks up, and so does the teacher!

You can also play a funny prank on your favorite guy by replacing his glove with your own (smaller in size, of course).

You need to ask a friend to stand in the middle of the room with his arms extended forward. Further into the hands (between the index and thumb) insert two matches, heads facing down. Place the next two matches under the shoes of the friend being played, barely pushing them in. At the end, ask him a question about what month it is. Of course, you will hear in response: “April.” And then the trick: “Why are you skiing then?” We guarantee laughter in the room!

The raffle is suitable for people who are not very well versed in astronomy. It consists of telling the person that today the news reported that a piece of the Sun, during the next flare, came off and is flying towards the Earth. It will reach our planet by the end of this day. And they say that it is not yet known what damage it can cause, but most likely it will be colossal. So far, the details are unknown; scientists are unlikely to be able to do anything in such a short time.

For such a prank, you need to find out when a person is away and then returns home. Throw a decorated box under the door with the inscription “Your surprise from the company” with a note inside - “Your bonus for hard work.” Place your choice of a turtle, lizard, snail or something else inside the box; of course, you need to make sure that the animal has access to air. Also include a business card with the “company” phone number. If you like the surprise, it will also be a gift. If not, he will return to the “company”.

A call at 6 am to a friend - dear, help, robbed at night, beaten, woke up in the morning outside the city - there’s not even a way to get there, no money, I asked the mushroom picker for the phone number (it’s better for a stranger like a mushroom picker to start the conversation - here’s your friend supposedly - all beaten up, etc.). He says where to go... along such and such a highway, bring money. A friend brings money and ends up at a holiday where the table is set for all his friends.

A wonderful joke to play in an establishment with a huge number of visitors. Place a sign indicating the toilet on the door of one of the offices. It will be better if his employees leave the office infrequently. This will give time for jokes until the sign is removed. It's a lot of fun to imagine office workers watching the following scene. “The door to the office quickly opens, another visitor almost runs in and quickly exits with a surprised look.”

On April 1st, you can make such a prank at work to prank your colleagues. Take a 250 gram glass bottle of vodka at home. Pour water there. Place a bottle of water in your bag. At work, you can first start a conversation about healthy life, while taking out this bottle and drinking water from it. You could also offer one of your colleagues a drink from this bottle. It will be especially funny if a person drinks who has never drunk before.

The method is hopelessly shabby, but surprisingly effective. If you have good company friends and you need to play “the most gloomy one” - then there is a good way to cheer up. At ordinary get-togethers, you offer to smoke new cigarettes, a gift from some distant mutual acquaintance. In a few minutes you can do whatever you want: throw 10 chickens into the room, get dirty with paint, or even quietly turn on some kind of melody. The main thing is to pretend that no one notices anything. The look of confusion on your friend's face will lift your spirits for a long time.

On April Fool's Day, April 1, it is customary to play pranks on each other. On this day, smiling and joking is considered a good omen. Have you already prepared pranks for your friends, relatives and colleagues? If not, then we are happy to offer you a selection of the funniest pranks for April 1st.

How to play on April 1

Draws at home. Give your family a real April Fool's morning! Let your family's day begin with an innocent joke addressed to them!

• While everyone is sleeping, you need to squeeze out the contents from a tube of toothpaste and use a syringe to pour sour cream into it.
• Choose a piece of clothing that a person will wear outside and put a spool of thread in your pocket. Pass the end of the thread outward. The thread, of course, will not go unnoticed, but anyone who wants to remove it will have to pull the thread for a long time until the spool runs out, or until he himself realizes that this is an April Fool's joke.
• Place a box on a tall cabinet whose bottom can be easily opened. Pour confetti into the box and ask a member of your household to help you get it out. Confetti spills onto his head.
• You can sew pieces of fur in the armpit area to a person’s jacket. It will be funny when a person raises his hands.

Pranks at work. How to cheer up your work colleagues and joke with your boss?

• If there is a person in your office who is poorly versed in computers, then tell him about e-mail. Start the conversation casually so that he doesn’t suspect anything. Suddenly remember that they should send you a hundred rubles by email. You open the computer’s disk drive and, as if nothing had happened, you get the money, which, of course, you put there in advance.
• Use double-sided tape to attach everything that is on your boss or colleague's desk to the table.
• Set clocks forward one hour throughout the office. Let your boss or colleague think that you are late. Time confusion will haunt you all day!

Pranks for your significant other. Laughter prolongs not only life, but also relationships!

• Invite a girl to a restaurant. The moment she goes to the toilet, pay the bill. At the end of dinner, frightenedly tell her that you forgot your wallet and inform her that you will have to run away from the restaurant.
• Send your beloved a bouquet of flowers home with a signature from some Vasya or Petya. When you come home, you will be surprised and ask who the bouquet is from. Start being jealous and suspicious of her. Let him justify himself. At the end of the draw, do not forget to admit to her that you sent the bouquet.
• Hide all of your man's socks, leaving one in each pair. Let him go to work in multi-colored socks, it’s April 1st after all!

Remember that jokes and pranks on April 1 should not be angry and caustic. Be sure to think about whether the person will be offended by your joke. Well, and of course, after the drawing, expect Alaverda in your address! We wish you good luck and don't forget to press the buttons and

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Everyone needs positive emotions. Humor helps a person maintain health and increase vital energy. We offer fresh ideas so that you can create witty pranks on April 1st to cheer up your friends and relatives.

April 1st draws for friends

Good wet friend

Consider a charming April Fool's prank on friends; it works flawlessly in any room. Our loved ones are always happy to help, but at the beginning of April this desire can turn into embarrassment for them. To pull off this cute prank for a helpful friend, you will need the following items:

• plastic container with water;
• ladder, chair or stool;
• a mop or similar long object;
• a room where there are no objects that can be damaged by water.

To prevent the joke on April 1 from being harmful, think in advance where exactly it can be done. Take a container and fill it with water - warm or cold at your discretion. Stand on a ladder or chair and press the container tightly against the ceiling. Now seriously turn to your friend and ask for urgent help, explaining to him what to do - rest the mop standing next to the bottom of the bowl. The main thing is to do this quickly so that the “victim” does not start asking questions and senses a catch.

As soon as your friend “bought” your request and securely propped up the container while standing on the floor, quickly get off the ladder or chair, take this pedestal with you and immediately leave. So, we get the result: the friend was left holding a container of water leaning against the ceiling. My hands gradually go numb, and no one comes to help. At this moment, you can simply contemplate the situation from an inconspicuous place or create a video clip for YouTube. Have no doubt, many people will watch this clip, likes are guaranteed.

At one point, very soon, your friend will get tired of holding the mop and drop the plastic container, water will flow down. Don’t forget to sincerely congratulate your wet comrade on the first of April.

Smartphone broken by emotions

For this prank show, choose a friend who has the most cool phone, smartphone or small tablet. What you will need for this show:

• find a gadget case for sale (it should be the same as your friend’s case or very similar to it);
• find a place where you could “break the phone,” for example, against a wall or the floor.

So, politely ask your friend for his expensive gadget to make a call. While simulating a conversation, move away a little and quietly replace his device with an empty case. You can also use a suitable old phone that has fallen into disrepair. Carefully put the real gadget in your pocket.

When talking, pretend that you are quarreling with someone. At the right moment, when the owner of an expensive phone becomes alert and begins to listen, create the impression that you are furious, then smash the imitation gadget with all your might against any object or trample it under your feet. Anyone will believe such a realistic joke.

Eater of the inedible

We are conducting a super-daring experiment on particularly naive friends on the street. For this event, prepare this kit:

• squash caviar (or other substance that resembles feces, such as chocolate spread);
• pieces of toilet paper or napkins stained with the same food;
• spoon.

Upload in the selected clean place squash caviar or any other product that looks like excrement. Place dirty toilet paper nearby. We take a friend and go for a walk in the prepared area.

As soon as your portion of caviar or chocolate spread catches your eye, you can immediately run up, take a spoon out of your pocket and start your meal right in front of your friend. Just don't explain anything. Less words. And don’t forget to say that you need to try this “dish” while it’s fresh. Your friend will be shocked.

Pranks by phone

Electric shock to telephone operator

To create funny situations, all you need is a landline telephone, which is gradually going out of circulation, but is still found here and there. Call one or more people and seriously ask them not to do anything for 10 minutes. phone calls, explaining this by saying that a communications repairman working on the line could suffer from this - he would get an electric shock.

Call this subscriber back in 5 minutes. As soon as he decides to pick up the phone and you connect, you need to let out a terrible scream. Next, we wait for a reaction or interrupt the connection.

Calling a friend April 1

You can record a humorous message on any topic, change your voice using audio processing programs, of which there are many for Android. After calling a friend, we immediately press play, the friend listens to your recording, and we wait for a reaction.

For example, you can announce in an official voice that within an hour or a few minutes your friend will be transferred to the Double tariff, where the cost of all services doubles. The operator can also inform you in a calm, official tone that all funds to help planet Earth have been debited from the account.

Calls from the police also work well in a male voice, where the crime is narrated. It consists in the fact that too little attention is paid to certain to a loved one, catastrophically few gifts are given, and the like.

For people with a stable psyche, messages that his car was scratched or his phone was stolen are suitable. The choice of topics is endless, depending on the person you want to make fun of. Think about how he will perceive this or that message. Record the voice prank yourself, applying the necessary effects and noise, or download such a track on the Internet. Of course, some people expect such pranks and immediately expose them, but many get caught.

Comic SMS

To arrange an SMS prank, you will need an unfamiliar number. Here are examples of April Fools' messages:

• Attention, subscriber! You are in an area of ​​network inactivity. Please cross the road. Otherwise, 100 (or another amount, depending on the account status) rubles will be immediately debited from your account.
• Dear (name), you have been put on the criminal wanted list! IN this moment intelligence agencies have determined your location via satellite. Order to remain in place until the operatives arrive.
• Adjustments have been made to the system of payment for housing and communal services by the population. Dear subscriber, please deposit money in your mailbox. Our employees will do the rest of the work for you. Thank you for your understanding, Bank of Russia.
• Hello, today before 23.00 the sofa and wardrobe you ordered will be delivered to the address: ( the exact address the person being played). Prepare the full amount to pay for your furniture. We also inform you that the cost of delivery is 3 thousand rubles, each floor of work of loaders is 1 thousand rubles.
• Dear (name), come to the clinic urgently (indicate room number). Until the end of the week (or day), free vaccination of the population against cat flu is being carried out.
• Attention! Your body weight exceeds 50 kilograms. Urgently send an SMS message with the text 50+ to number 03, and you will receive a guarantee of completely free delivery of weight loss products. City Ambulance Service.
• Now (or immediately) raise your head. You can't be seen well in a crowd, and I might accidentally catch others. Sniper.

Or come up with something of your own, unique, in the same spirit. The main thing is for the person to believe, make a puzzled face, and maybe take some actions or return calls. Then he will be fully congratulated on April Fool's Day.

Draws for April 1st at school

Tea with washing powder

Let us immediately note that school pranks should be the most harmless, not bring disastrous consequences, not violate safety, not spoil aesthetic education children and teenagers. Eat cool idea for the canteen or holiday tea party at school. What you will need:

• empty box from the famous washing powder;
• new plastic bag;
• granulated sugar or dry baby food.

Let's describe the first option. First we prepare the props. To do this, in a box where there is not a single gram of washing powder, we discreetly place a plastic bag and fill it with sugar. The ends of the bag need to be secured somehow so that they are not visible, and at the same time, the powder particles do not accidentally come into contact with the sand and do not get into food or drink.

We take as an accomplice the school cook, who will demonstratively pour the contents of the box into a common teapot, from which delicious tea is about to be poured for everyone. This can be done at tea time with the whole class or during a regular lunch break. The main thing is that all the conspirators have serious faces and do not show that they know anything.

Option two is to replace the powder not with sugar, but with baby food. Any dry formula for babies will serve excellently for this purpose. At the right moment, we take the box out of our backpack and enjoy the contents. Such an eater is guaranteed to attract the attention of classmates and teachers.

Believe in telepathy

We're having a joke at recess. What you will need:

• paper;
• pen.

What you need to do is to seriously tell your classmate that you have developed telepathic abilities to guess numbers. For example, he needs to say any number in the range 1-9. Next, ask him to look into specific place, where the piece of paper with the corresponding number will be located. And in addition, tell him that you knew what he would wish for.

To carry out this draw, you need to make several cards with numbers and hide them in different places, making sure to remember their location. For example, put pieces of paper in your pockets or in books, under your desk.

Children's prank in class

Try to ensure that funny pranks do not violate general school discipline. Write a note with the text “look, there are socks on the ceiling, give it to someone else.” It will be funny for the whole class, as well as for the teacher who takes this note and also looks at the ceiling.

Big-eyed products greet mom

What you will need:

• refrigerator filled with food;
• many funny pairs of eyes;
• glue.

All pranks on April 1 for mom should concern her usual activities - housework and cooking. Imagine how surprised a housewife will be when a huge number of eyes look at her when she opens the refrigerator door. Prepare the eyes in advance, cut them out from cartoon publications, magazines, or draw them on paper yourself. You can also take voluminous eyes from old toys, they look even better.

We glue our organ of vision to every product, every jar, to everything that is in the refrigerator. The main thing is that all eyes are clearly visible and stand out, numerous glances are directed at the person who opens the refrigerator. This harmless prank It’s perfect for women and always works like a charm.

Breakfast replacement for parents or children

• canned peach;
• yogurt or mayonnaise;
• ginger or apple.

Homemade pranks for parents on April 1 work best if they are related to nutrition. You can make good scrambled eggs if you buy yogurt of a suitable color and replace the yolk with a canned peach (half a peach is enough). The resemblance is amazing. Also, don't forget to add apple slices to replace the French fries. And also the role of potatoes can be played by ginger, the role of protein by mayonnaise, and the yolk by a piece of gelatin.

Colored tap water

What do we need:

• plumbing and tap;
• coloring tablet or dye in liquid form.

The plumbing prank for mom and sister (or other family members) has been known for a long time, but still everyone falls for it and it turns out very funny. You can apply liquid coloring to your home faucet divider, or get even smarter by unscrewing the divider and placing food coloring on it in tablet form.

When your relative opens the tap, he will be shocked by the colored water. Better take red for maximum effect. In addition to other dyes, blue, iodinol and the like are suitable.

Miracles with socks

Set of items:

• all the socks of the family member being pranked;
• sewing machine or needle and thread.

What you need to do: sew each sock across the middle. Thus, a person will insert his foot and not understand why it does not go further as usual. Then he will take another pair, and there will be a similar problem - a line in the center. Try to make a light stitch so that the socks can later be restored without disastrous consequences.

Draw for April 1st at work

Cat treat for colleagues

Required items:

• cat food in the form of pads;
• dry breakfast in the form of pillows.

Positive communication between colleagues and a cheerful corporate spirit are irreplaceable things for a company in any field of activity, but humor should not interfere with work. For this giveaway, purchase a box of breakfast cereal in the shape of chocolate pillows and another box of cat food, also in the form of delicious pillows.

Ruthlessly replace the contents of the box and enjoy the effect of a delicious snack for your colleagues.

Computer problems

When your colleague leaves the workplace, we begin working with his computer. Make sure your friend is away right time, ask him to do a favor or send him to lunch. Open any program, minimize it to a small window and place it in the center of the desktop or anywhere else so that it does not overlap the icons.

Now you need to take a screenshot - that is, a screenshot. To do this, press alt and PrintScreen, then paste the image into graphics editor, save it and set it as your desktop wallpaper.

Your colleague arrives and tries in vain to close the program. Then he begins to worry and think that the operating system has frozen. After a reboot, nothing will change. During this time, you will have time to make fun of your colleague.

Congratulations-prank at the workplace

What you need for the joke:

• plastic cups;
• foil, wrapping paper (toilet paper, colored stickers or the like).

You simply have to come up with jokes for your work colleagues so that they will remember your pranks for a long time. Option one: purchase a large quantity plastic cups, completely cover everything with them workplace and properly block off the entire surrounding area. To do this, carefully place the cups on the floor, table, chairs, windowsill, office equipment and other objects. They must certainly stand close to each other. You can place glasses on the bottom or on the neck, it doesn’t matter.

Your colleague will not be able to get to his territory until he removes the entire arsenal of cups. He will get a lot of physical work, and you will have a lot of laughter.

Also not bad funny prank You can make it at work using foil. Your task is to wrap literally everything in foil. All the furniture, the computer, all the items on the table, work supplies. We also lay a shiny carpet on the floor.

You can also cover the entire car body with colored stickers. Looks amazing.

Universal April Fool's prank in the subway

When thinking about what pranks you can come up with on April 1, you shouldn’t limit yourself to home and work. Go outside to congratulate people on the holiday of laughter. Next, we’ll describe a wonderful prank on the subway that can be done by a couple.

This joke requires a person with a serious face and a respectable appearance. If you are one, then confidently enter the carriage at any stop. As soon as the train has started, demonstratively go to the place where the button to call the driver is located. Simulate pressing the button and say impressively: “Please, a hamburger and 2 Cokes for the carriage (state the carriage number).” After making your speech publicly, wait for the next stop, at which your accomplice enters and loudly asks people: “Whose order is 2 Coke and a hamburger?”

As soon as you pay the “delivery guy”, pick up the food, he leaves. The train starts moving again. At this moment, playfully use the button again, only this time say loudly and clearly: “We are going further to the final destination without stopping!”, or offer some other route option that is definitely unacceptable for all passengers. Don't forget to organize video filming - a third accomplice can discreetly film everything on his phone. This creative approach will be well received by any audience.

Don't forget to give your loved ones funny gifts on April 1st. Create an uplifting mood for yourself and others. Happy holiday to you, and by the way, urgently look back, your entire back is white.