My darling is somehow stupid
I bought Duru soap.
I'll go to the bathhouse with her,
I’ll “Fool” wash the fool.
Masha saw a bear
I was very scared.
I even cursed
That's how confused I was.
Don't walk down the corridor
Don't knock your galoshes.
I still won't love you -
The muzzle is like a horse's.
I loved the riot policeman
For ardent nature:
Where the hand didn't reach
Helped with a baton.
I gave you a sweetie
Sitting on a bench.
Don't think bad -
I gave seeds.
Came out with a cute little miss:
He suddenly ran home,
And in bed there is a drummer
And, of course, with me.
Volodka the accordion player
Absolutely no brains
His skull adorns
Bush of spreading antlers.
My darling gave it to me
Gold watch.
And I had to for it
Jump on a mattress.
Tomatoes are ripe
And other vegetables.
Women are fools, women are fools.
And men are bastards.
The old woman says to her grandfather:
Come, my dear, on Wednesday!
And the old man came up with a number -
He died on Tuesday...
I won’t brag, girls:
I’ll plant it, I’ll plant it.
Even if I can’t reach your heart,
And I’ll take you along the lungs.
The guy is sitting on the fence
Picking his nose
And the little goat answers:
I still won't get out.
How I grew and blossomed
Until the age of seventeen
And at seventeen at a party
I was left without teeth.
We're walking through the village
We give gifts to everyone
To whom - a light slap on the head,
Whom we’ll push into a puddle!
The girls were walking in the forest
And they caught a hare.
They searched all day
Where are the hare's eggs?
Why don't you love me?
I'm a beauty.
So what if the face is on one side,
Everyone likes it in the dark.
How sweet are you, how sweet are you,
Halberd on the shoulder, -
Well broken
And the shoulder was not injured.
Girls don't give anymore
To all the guys who are slackers.
A mass worker came to us
With such an entertainer!
We're walking through the village
Singing songs
Our girls went wild
- They won’t give it to you, even if you crack it!
Our Tanya covers meters,
Flying down the stairs.
The way she howls like a beast,
She will cry like a child.
Fedya didn’t close once
There are both faucets in the bathroom,
To remind all the neighbors
About the fate of the Titanic.
Katya, to slaughter a pig,
She called me to help.
Instead of this murder,
We sinned with her all night!
300 northern capital,
The whole country celebrates.
And for schools and hospitals
There's no fucking money.
Like Kuzmich's face
Clearly asking for a brick.
And Kuzmich has a soul
Clearly asking for first aid.
From girlish depression
You should not drink seduxen!
Young tractor drivers
Healing in a haystack!
Yesterday I hinted to Zoyka -
Spend the night with her in bed.
She, having sensed my hint,
She didn't let me in.
The girls ran on the ice
The cold is nonsense.
And without this nonsense -
Neither here nor here.
Bullshit flew across the sky
Silver metal.
A lot these days
Unidentified crap.
My googly-eyed darling
Won't get off the toilet
Mow from hayfield
Wants with diarrhea.
I fooled the boy
Oh, so young!
And it looks completely green,
It turned out to be blue.
My darling, my darling,
Don't lie with your back to me
Lie down on your chest
Bring out the gun.
A friend treated me to Viagra.
So that I surprise my wife.
I couldn't refuse my friend
Surprised his wife.
There are two flowers on the window:
Blue and scarlet.
I won’t give it to my dear one,
He will take it himself - not small!
Volodka the accordion player
A jacket for three hundred rubles,
For a chervonets of pies,
And for a dime of brains.
I'm going - it's worth it,
Let me ask her:
Let me stick you in
A white rose on your chest?
From a work colleague,
Doshiraki were in fashion.
And now football is with us,
He looks with narrow eyes.
There are two flowers on the window -
Gladiolus and rose.
If the darling cheats,
I'll figure it out one by one!
Got an accordion girl
Eyes sparkle with love.
I fell in love with the accordion player
I couldn't hold the brakes.
The steamer hits the pilings,
The captain shouts: Forward!
And I'll gouge someone like that
They trust the ship!
I'm standing with my sweetheart by the river,
I always listen.
He asks, but not for hands,
And again yesterday.
The article contains thematic Russian folk ditties for children.
For our fathers and mothers, ditties often served as background music on holidays. Simple couplets, which set the mood for fun and jokes, are now also beloved and popular among organizers of various events.
The satire of perky quatrains is friendly and kind, and therefore they will certainly enliven a concert or holiday and attract the attention of children and adults.
This article contains ditties that will brighten up both children's party, and the child’s name day. Teachers and holiday organizers won’t have to spend a long time searching the Internet for thematic couplets, because the most interesting and funny short funny songs are collected here.
So unique folklore genre how ditties are performed without musical accompaniment. Sometimes a balalaika or accordion plays along with the performer of the quatrains.
Children preschool age They absorb all the information that becomes available to them, so it is important not to make a mistake when choosing educational games.
At the age of 2-5 years, children enjoy listening to cheerful music and short funny rhyming tunes, and are less interested in prose. During this period, the child shows interest in ditties, in which he finds answers to emerging questions.
Learn Russian folk ditties with your children, from which they will discover a lot of interesting and interesting information.
Cockerel, cockerel,
Sing ditties.
You speak well
The hens will sing along.
Laying hens, laying hens,
Chicken friends.
Our ram is a rich gentleman.
He bought himself a new thing.
Either a fur coat or a caftan,
Now he won’t understand it himself!
Like gardening
The goat loves to walk.
After this trip
There is no harvest!
I'm a poor goose
Like a copper penny.
I walk around the village barefoot,
I'm storing down for the winter.
“Ga-ha-ha,” the goose sang.
I'm not afraid of chanterelles.
All the chanterelles on the scale
I'll take it away in a basket!
I'm a cow anyway!
My horns are like a crown.
Who will visit me?
He'll taste the milk!
At the door on the chest
Popka sits in a cap.
How they put on the cap -
He called himself a “fool”!
Hey, little gray cat
I went to the river under the bridge,
I dipped my tail into the water,
The cats caught some fish!
I was sitting on the stove
She guarded the rolls.
And there are mice behind the stove
They were guarding the donuts.
On my sundress
Cockerels and cockerels
There is nothing more beautiful in the whole world
My dear grandmother!
At my grandmother's
The new apron is bright.
Take it, grandma,
Gifts for the holiday!
I'm ready to suffer all day
Without yours, without pies.
I've suffered so much before
One big nose remains.
I came to my grandma
And I hugged my family!
Live for many, many years
And God bless you from troubles!
And the parents gave
Grandmother's grandchildren.
And they just take you home
Only them for the weekend.
Important: from folk ditties and songs, children learn about the world around them, and rhymed lines and a simple rhythm attract the baby’s attention.
Positive aspects when kids listen to ditties:
- children begin to dance, developing coordination of movements
- frequent repetitions of simple songs have a positive effect on the development of the speech apparatus
- kids get used to the sound of their native speech
- the child feels joy
- aesthetic feelings are formed
If you sing short, funny nursery rhymes to a newborn, then such procedures as changing clothes and bathing will not cause anxiety in the baby. Songs will distract attention and have a positive effect on psychophysical development
Ditties are also appropriate for playing with your baby. And by accompanying the singing with hand movements, the mother encourages the child to repeat after her, which means he will grow up active. Oral folklore for children this is an important foundation in the formation of personality.
Ditties for children about school
This section contains ditties dedicated to school topics. Using the material collected here, teachers will be able to supplement the program of any children's event, competition of amateur performers.
Folklore musical couplets are selected in accordance with school holidays. So improve your school musical repertoire with folk songs, and let the holiday bring more jokes and laughter to the children!
School ditties about teachers
Thank you for science,
Wise teachers.
Because we understand
You didn't chase us in vain.
Our teacher is very strict
We didn't go to class!
How happy he was
What has been freed from us!
They came to school as sparrows,
Now we are soaring like a swallow.
We love teachers very much
We say thank you to everyone.
Me teacher on the blackboard
Wrote an assignment
Well, I'm sitting in sadness,
There is suffering on the face.
And Irina Nikolaevna
He loves silence very much.
Why doesn't he like to make noise?
Well, I just don’t understand.
For the teacher first
I don't regret good words
After all, she managed to understand
How to keep us in school.
I go to school in the morning
The teachers are waiting for me.
They will torture you in class -
I will torment them too.
Being a teacher is not easy
Only your subject.
The teacher must teach
How should we act in life?
Congratulations on Teacher's Day
We have come today for you.
Wish you great success,
So that they teach better than us.
I'm sitting in class
I look at the teacher.
I like the teacher
When he's not swearing.
Our dear school
Lets them out of their desks
Mendeleev, Coulomb...
The world will be very happy with them!
Past school number ten
Well, I won't pass:
Or I'll wash the windows,
Or I'll sweep the yard.
Of course we love school
Our dear school!
Although they drag me to this school
Some by force.
We live very friendly
We sing songs happily.
Better than our good school
We won't find it anywhere in the world!
Our school is the best
And in the dining room they feed everyone,
And we have a gym here,
And we have countless guys.
Video: ditties about school
Birthday ditties for children
Sparkling folk ditties can become the highlight of the celebration for both adults and children. The funny content of short humorous couplets will set both the hero of the occasion and the invited guests in the right mood. Simple motives will amuse, ignite the audience, and in the best case, even entice them to dance.
In order for quatrains to fulfill their entertainment function, they should be performed at a fast pace, without changing the melody. The main thing in the ditty is its humorous meaning.
The ditties that will be heard at the name day will contribute to the creation Have a good mood and inciting the public. No special musical talent is required for performers of funny verses. Even people far from music can cope with the task.
Just 3-4 performers in colorful folk costumes, an accordion player and great mood the hero of the occasion is guaranteed. How to congratulate the birthday person in an original way using ditties, read in this section.
We came to congratulate you,
Happy Birthday Kolya [name of the birthday boy].
So sit down comfortably in your chair,
And listen to congratulations!
To congratulate you on Jam Day
We wish you all the best,
Birthday ditties
Now we will perform!
I don’t know how old you are,
Why should I know this?
There are candles on a huge cake
You can take it and count it!
I look at the table and see
Very tasty loaf
But I'm on a diet today
Don't choose me!
Name day is a wonderful holiday,
They happen once a year.
Crocodile is visiting you
I’ll invite you with Cheburashka!
They will sing you a song
About the magic helicopter
The one that's exactly on your birthday
He'll bring popsicles to everyone!
A children's party will become much more exciting and interesting if one of the adults dresses up in costumes of cartoon characters (Cheburashka, Winnie the Pooh) and distributes sweets and balloons to the invited kids.
Let's cheer up honest people
Tanya [name of the birthday girl] happy birthday
Let's honestly congratulate
Today is joy and fun,
Come out and dance!
We all glow with happiness
It's your birthday!
We're here to congratulate you
Relatives and friends.
Here are flowers, and here are sweets,
Isn't it nice?
And we’ll also give a holiday,
Have fun and be beautiful!
Be happy, be healthy,
Never be harsh!
May life be successful
If so, stick with us!
Have fun, honest people,
Birthday is coming!
Let them bring you gifts
The holiday will become bright and bright!
After these words, you can arrange the distribution of small gifts. The kids will appreciate the explosion of firecrackers and flying colorful confetti.
Ditties about professions for children
I tell everyone I know,
That I want to be an astronomer.
I don't like to sleep at night,
It's better to study the stars.
I love in front of the whole class
Answer in class.
This experience will be useful -
I want to become an artist!
If, Petya, you then
You will be a deputy
Then your diary can become
Terrible compromising evidence!
- Have pity on me, mommy,
Let me skip school!
- You, son, are the director there,
You must be there!
I decided there was no point
Boxing -
I'll become a dentist
Everyone is afraid of him.
Vovka boasts to the guys,
That he will become a lawyer.
And not yet a lawyer,
He hits everyone.
I want to be a scout
After all, I am resourceful and brave.
Mom hid the sweets
I scouted out where - and ate it!
I'll become a hairdresser
And I will take revenge on Lariska -
I'll cut my hair like a boy's,
And then I’ll forgive you.
I go to gymnastics
I only eat once a week.
I'll tell you a secret:
I want to become a model.
I'm friends with the tractor driver
I go to help him.
The tractor driver drives the car
And I'm sitting next to you!
Ditties for children in kindergarten
Kindergarten teachers can use ready-made script and introduce children to oral folk art in an original and fun way.
It is better to decorate the hall in folk style: put fake painted gates or a Russian hut on the stage.
Performers of ditties and a balalaika accordion player come out to the melody of the balalaika.
I'll go out, I'll go out and dance
In new shoes,
All the guys say
That I'm like a picture!
There are clouds in the blue sky,
It will rain or hail.
Olya asks to be held
On the way to kindergarten!
Alla was sitting at the table,
I thought at the plate,
Pinocchio sat down next to her,
I ate all the compote and porridge.
Sasha and Masha played
All the toys were scattered
They started arguing and shouting
Who should collect toys?
Petya deftly catches fish
Maybe make a raft,
Just “hello” and “thank you”
Can't speak!
Vova was lazy in the morning
Comb your hair
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!
Parents don't have an hour
No talking to the child
Who's talking in the garden?
Developing quickly!
We are our boys,
Oh, how noticed!
They sing diligently
They blink great!
And I'll go with an accordion
Under Olino's window,
Let's see, accordion,
Will the window open?
I have a rose in my pocket -
The rose is crumbling,
I have such a character
Like stinging nettles!
A turtle went for a swim.
and bit everything out of fear
bite-bite-bite-bite
I'm not afraid of anyone!
The mouse was met by girlfriends
And they hid in each other.
And which remains
I was scared the most.
Polina tried
Eat the porridge up to half.
The porridge was harmful.
She laughed at Polinka.
In the morning to our mother our Mila
She gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give it,
She immediately ate them herself.
Little kids love
All kinds of sweets.
Who gnaws and who swallows,
Who is rolling on the cheek?
IN kindergarten having fun
simple people.
In quiet times he cannot sleep,
he sings in a low voice:
Oh, lyuli, oh, lyuli,
like ships on the Volga.
Vanya will be an engineer,
Lenochka will be a doctor.
Vera will become a teacher,
but for now we sing:
Wow, you, oh, you - we are all astronauts.
Children in our kindergarten
The most skilled:
Who draws, who sings,
Who runs the fastest?
Thank you all for your attention,
For love, experiences,
Well, kindergarten, flourish,
Instill goodness in your children!
Ditties for children with names
Children will really enjoy the holiday, where ditties with their names will be played.
Our Andrey that week
I handed over my notebook to the teacher.
He doesn't know what to do with her -
To clean, wash or wash.
Seryozha took a walk in the park
And I didn't learn my lesson.
He took it and hid under the desk,
So that no one could find it.
Our Seryozha is in class
Can't say anything.
How the lesson ends -
The mouth doesn't close.
Seryozhka was called to the board,
But Seryozhka is silent,
Because the whole lesson
He looked out the window.
Dima has developed good hearing.
Maybe without fear
Listen while standing at the blackboard,
Hints from distant desks.
Who's hustling at the buffet?
Forging ahead? —
Have pity on Ira, children,
Give Ira a sandwich!
I was waiting for an answer from Marina
Our teacher for a long time -
No answer, no hello
No point!
Oh, we don’t like it when Pasha
Answers at the board.
From his sleepy mooings
We are dying of boredom.
Our ancestors drew
Dinosaurs on a rock,
21st century. - Vignettes
Tolya is drawing on the table.
Dinosaurs are our ancestors
Knocked out on a rock
And now Artyom Grachev
He draws them on the table.
Our Tanechka is a chatterbox,
Well, he listens with half an ear.
The teacher tells her -
And she looks out the window.
Kolya came out to answer,
But I didn't know where to start.
He was silent for an hour, then said:
“Anna Pavlovna, call.”
I'm sitting at a desk with Roma.
Roma is a great guy.
Look how poor he is -
Will always protect me.
All programs without analysis
My daughter looks all the way
He only rests at school -
Our telemaniac Olya.
Never in our class
It never gets hot
Fan replaces
Lark's turntable for us!
Gosha toils and sighs
And mutters at the blackboard...
They fall asleep and dry out
Even flies from boredom!
Ditties about camp for children
Summer holidays are always a lot of different things interesting activities, Kid `s camp and songs around the fire. And where there are songs, there are funny ditties! Learn short couplets with your children.
We, cheerful girlfriends,
We'll sing ditties for you.
And about summer, and about camp,
And about how we live!
We've waited for the red summer,
The diaries were abandoned.
We will rest for a long time -
All the way until autumn!
Dusty city, goodbye!
Goodbye family!
Wave goodbye -
IN summer camp I'm coming!
It's good to be with friends -
We sing a sonorous song.
In our wonderful camp
We'll have a great month!
Hikes and tournaments await us,
Discos, quizzes.
River, sun, beach and forest.
Even the “Field” has “miracles”.
Don't be bored, dad, mom -
Camp is not a drama...
I'll be sad about the house -
I'll notify you right away.
Mom, don't shed tears:
The camp is full of friends,
I'll run and sunbathe
Take a break from the tablet!
Moms, don't shed tears,
Don't drink Valerian...
The children are going on vacation -
Breathe fresh air!
Our counselor is the best
Studying at the institute!
We know what it is
The teacher will succeed!
Our counselor is adored
We adore him
All the guys like him
And he is a champion in everything!
I picked up a bunch of dresses
Fashionista Marinka.
To exercise and go on a hike
Walks like a “picture”!
My friend and I fall asleep,
We love to sleep for a long time.
But from eight in the morning our camp,
And you have to get up!
In our camp, of course,
Lots of entertainment.
And we have counselors
Simply super class!
Don't worry, dads, moms,
Summer holidays are the best!
Let's rest here for twenty days -
You don't recognize the children.
To your teachers
Here we openly say:
- We have a lot of trouble with you
This change will bring.
We have a lot of children here
Look at us
We are all very different
And still WE ARE EQUAL.
Ditties about summer for children
With the onset of summer and the beginning of the holidays, ditties about warm sunny days are especially relevant.
For the holidays, hooray!
The kids ran away!
Let's tan, grow up -
And we won’t recognize each other.
That's how good Petya is
Watering the garden bed!
Now everyone there is a frog
Doing exercises.
I went fishing
I cast the fishing rod.
A fat crocodile pecked -
The boat capsized!
We played hide and seek in the forest
And Oksana was lost.
She climbed into the hollow -
I slept there until dark!
I'm used to the bike
And I ride it without hands.
After meeting with a thick oak
I’m already on my way... without a tooth.
In the summer, every clearing
Like a self-assembled tablecloth.
Delicious wild berries
He'll feed you and me at once.
- What kind of mushrooms are these?
Are all the stumps stuck around?
- You guys are lucky
These are friendly mushrooms!
Those red-haired girlfriends over there
They are called waves.
Hurry to them, Irinka,
Invite to your basket.
Mom allowed her daughter
In the morning, go mushroom hunting.
My daughter brought it soon
Two baskets of fly agarics.
Jellyfish are splashing into mine,
Watermelons are sweeter than sugar,
And the sand is already golden -
You and I have gone to heaven!
On the golden sand
The sun was shining -
How summer it is sometimes
We had a good time!
Ditties about Russia for children
On Russia's Independence Day, ditties with patriotic notes will be appropriate, thanks to which children will be able to feel a sense of pride in their country, their beloved land, and a round dance will become a decoration of the holiday.
I believe in our Russia!
To my dear mother!
I'll sing her a ditty,
The most beautiful!
Ah, Russia, you are beautiful!
Blue lakes - eyes...
Let's sing out loud:
Russia has a Russian spirit!
We changed our bast shoes a long time ago,
The shoes are beautiful!
We do not lose heart,
The happiest!
Our President Putin Vova!
Putin is good!
We'll live happily ever after,
To spite all your enemies!
We have oil and gas in reserve...
And the ditties are just right!
We aim not at the eyebrow but at the eye,
And about that... let's sing now!
Prosper, Russia, ours,
You won't be lost with us!
And with a cheerful ditty -
You'll have more fun!
Russian spirit, it smells like Russia,
Rus' is a strong country!
We will embrace you with the warmth of our hearts,
May we always be remembered!
Eh, Russia, you are Russia,
How good is that!
Everyone around is singing ditties,
Have fun and sing!
Together with the nanny, Aunt Valya,
They cleaned and swept.
Well, at home for a whole hour,
Our mothers washed us off!
We would be glad to sing again,
Yes, we need to finish.
We invite you to visit us,
Come, good time!
And now honest people,
The Russian hut is calling.
Our grandfathers with love,
They were cutting logs with an axe!
The nails were hammered in tightly,
Songs were sung loudly.
Funny ditties for children
The following selection of laughter ditties is suitable for any children's party.
In the morning to our mother our Mila
She gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give it,
She immediately ate them herself.
Vova was lazy in the morning
Comb your hair
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!
The chicken went to the pharmacy
And she said “Crow!
Give me soap and perfume
May the roosters love you!”
Irishka was riding down the hill
- I was the fastest;
Ira even has his own skis
Overtook on the way!
I baked a cake
I treated Vanya.
He showed for it
I have a bug in my glass.
Grandfather taught a mouse to write,
And what came out was scribbles.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both cried bitterly.
I'll go out, I'll go out and dance
In new shoes,
All the guys say
That I'm like a picture!
Video: children perform ditties
What kind of village is this?
What kind of village is this?
A lot of people gathered
And they walk happily!
Don't look at me
You'll break your eyes,
I'm not from your village
And you don't know me!
Kiss me friend
Without interruption 40 times,
Then I'll believe you
That love is coming our way!
Why did you hit me
Balalaika on the shoulder?
It's very simple, my dear,
I want to meet you!
If you want to meet,
Sit diagonally
Look at me more often
Squint your eye.
Girls swam in the lake
Rinse the delights!
I was sitting on a pebble
Like a pike perch at spawning!
I wanted, I wanted to get married,
I thought I would get married!
The girls swam in the lake,
I saw it, now I'm afraid!
Don't marry girls
Married is no fun!
I didn’t wash my socks,
I hung it in the wrong place!
Vanka still didn’t wash his face,
There's always snot coming out of my nose,
And now, look at this -
Representative for business!
Shine your soul,
Have fun with your eyes,
Come on country
Move your feet!
I wanted to get married
Mother doesn't give me a cow
And what a groom we got -
He doesn't take it without a cow!
It's good to mow the grass,
Which is not wrinkled,
It's good to love like that
Which is not occupied.
Two old women without teeth
They talked about love:
- You and I are in love,
You are in jelly, and I am in pancakes.
Why are the bushes thick?
Nobody cuts them.
Why are the guys angry?
Nobody likes them.
I stood on the bridge
I rubbed against the railing,
Winked at one -
Seven arrived.
I fell in love with him
Black, it seems.
And he, the red dog,
He smears himself with shoe polish.
Why are candies sweet?
- They have granulated sugar on them.
Why are girls smooth?
- They have an inch of powder on them.
Who has a bathhouse?
I have a spruce one.
Who has a sweetheart -
I'm in trouble.
Who has a bathhouse?
Mine is made of bricks.
Who has a cutie -
I have from the chatterboxes.
The freckled man wooed me,
And the pockmarked one vying with each other.
Freckled with a shovel,
And the pockmarked one with a poker.
I'll put on a pockmarked sweater,
I'm pockmarked and pockmarked.
Who will sit next to the little one?
I scratch my face.
It's good to mow the grass,
Which itself is looking askance.
It's good to love like that
Which itself asks.
The plane is flying,
The wheels are worn out.
We didn't call you
And you got stuck.
I went to dance
Aunt Pelageya.
There's a drum ahead
At the back is the battery.
Sing ditties, girls,
Sing, don't be shy.
You are kind words
Don't give in to guys.
I was visiting my mother-in-law,
Variable food:
Tea in the morning, tea at lunch,
Tea in the evening.
The whole village bought it on Wednesday
Balalaika to the cannibal,
He plays - he’s rushing,
It doesn't eat any of us!
I'm done singing ditties
And an accordion on my shoulder,
Ask earnestly
Yes, I'll hit you again!
Ops! Ups!
Tomatoes, eggs!
I would continue to sing ditties,
My fingers are tired.
They robbed me in the village
New dining room
The cook was dragged away
The healthiest one.
And in our village there are thieves
Tomatoes were stolen
Grandfather Petrus tore them off,
What I'm afraid to say.
With unfamiliar Klava
I swim along the river,
But I can’t land
The husband is on the shore with a stick.
I haven't bathed for three weeks
And I caught a louse,
She's fat, big,
You can't kill with a rifle.
I don't need a pound of peas,
And one pea.
I don't need a lot of girls
And one good one.
Grandfather is 90 years old
He bought a motorcycle.
I sat on this motorcycle
Fuck and bang and no grandfather!
There is a bottle on the table
And there is sour kvass in the bottle
Don't think boys
That girls are worse than you!
You play, play accordion
You play longer
Our years are young
They won't come back again.
I went to dance
The boards bend
The sundress is short
The guys are laughing!
Stomp, my foot,
Stomp, right one,
The guys love me anyway
Even if it’s small!
Oh trouble, trouble, trouble
There is quinoa in the garden,
Cheryomushka white
What love has done!
Two old women on the stove
We were waiting for youth
One is 83
The other one is motionless!
Like walking along a river
The steamboats were sailing
We ran very quickly
Young years old.
They tell me I'm an old woman
But I still can’t believe it!
Well, what an old woman I am,
Everything is moving inside me!
Harmonist, harmonica player,
Let's quarrel with you.
You - to play, and I - to dance:
Who will die faster?
I'll go dance
I'll shake my head.
Herself with gray eyes
I'll start attracting.
You play, play, accordion,
So that it turns out beautifully.
And I will sing ditties,
To be heard!
On the river on the shore
Sat with a buttock
Love was made
A green blade of grass.
My darling accompanied me
He stopped me on the porch.
How many stars are there in the sky -
Kissed me so many times.
You give up, you give up,
My cheerful voice.
The distance is small:
Field, lake, forest.
Don't wear beads, girls.
Beads are also not beautiful.
Guys don't love you for their beads.
For cheerful eyes.
Enough, we've already danced
Otherwise we will torture the player.
He is not from our village,
He came from afar.
Don't go, girls, to get married,
Don't do two braids.
Better with one braid
Live with my mother's family.
Hands and feet in the garden,
Head in the bush
I'm at my mom's, at my dad's
I'm growing up to be a fool.
I was visiting my mother-in-law.
I ate jellied meat from horse meat.
Three weeks and a half
Cackled like a stallion.
A star fell from the sky
On a straight line
My darling is translating for me
In your last name!
I went to dance
Grandmother Lukerya,
No hair on my head
Attached the feathers!
The old man gave it to the old woman
Sexy negligee,
In it she entered the chicken coop -
The rooster had a blow!
The stove is burning, smoking,
The frying pan is rattling
A man hugs a woman -
The damned one is screaming!
Why don't you girls sing?
Keep moving your lips
You are such a harmonica player
You're making me feel ashamed!
Okay, friend, dance
Okay, and you beat fractions,
And only one thing is bad,
Why don’t you eat ditties?
Oh, girls, trouble,
Where should I go?
Knee-deep beard -
Leaps in to kiss!
Uvildy-you Uvildy,
Stone River
You tell Uvildy,
For whom the heart hurts
We have only one accordion player,
One balalaeshnik,
This pair is golden
We won't give it to anyone.
My little one and I said goodbye
Hugged hotly
I broke his arm
He twisted my shoulder!
Because of you the Christmas trees are green
Can't see the village
You make girls beautiful
have to suffer.
My darling accompanied me
I shook my hand all the way.
Oh, damned love -
The whole hand is crumpled.
My darling saw me off -
I shook my hand all the way.
Pressed against the wall -
The last ruble dropped.
We're walking through the village
Don't swear aunties
Your chickens are our girls,
Sleep without worry.
I wake up at six o'clock
Greatly embarrassed -
I'm a panty elastic
Ate it at dinner yesterday!
In the middle of the native plains
Today it’s like in Europe:
Milka went to the store -
I found myself in a shop!
Oh, thank you, mom,
That she gave birth cheerfully.
No matter the grief, no matter the trouble,
I always go cheerful.
It's not the harmonica playing
And four fingers,
It's not the boy who attracts,
and the girl is a boy.
Ooh-oh, flea girls,
and the guys are mosquitoes,
The girls wander until midnight
and the guys until dawn.
Milka is sitting at the gate,
She doesn't dance or sing.
She sits - neither "be" nor "me"
She has something on her mind!
Once the girls dance,
Stop wandering around
Anyone and I will go dancing,
Who dares.
Not everyone is dancing
It's time to quit
The dance goes on for a long time,
There will be no heels left!
Girls, don't go into the forest -
Ticks bite there
And on those that are the most beautiful
They throw themselves more than anyone else!
I walked through the village - the girls were sleeping,
He played the harmonica - they stood up,
We got up, woke up,
The windows dissolved.
I sewed a pouch for my dear one,
And the mitten came out.
My darling came and praised:
- What a craftswoman!
Ay, don't scold me, mom,
What did you bring in the hem...
Our Mother of God
She also gave birth as a girl...
I fell in love with the accordion player
Amused myself with the accordion player,
On the accordionist's shoulder
I hung the accordion myself.
You dance, dance, dance,
There are four lice on the head,
On the top of the head is the fifth -
Dance, dance, damned one!
All four yes four
When will it be five?
Everything is betrayal and separation
When will we go for a walk?
I fell in love with a falcon
I darned his socks.
And he, the damned crocodile,
On the other hand he started playing tricks.
Small woman
gray eyes
Oh how I love her
I don't see white light!
And the Ural forests
Famous for their forest edges
Cheerful girls
And sonorous ditties!
I fell in love with the accordionist -
My mother scolded me!
Don't scold me mom -
The son-in-law will be cheerful!
Through a stick, through a stump,
Through the perch.
Darling kissed me
Right in the face.
Don't get married, girls.
Married is no joke:
After 33 weeks
The skirt won't fit!
Rezhevskys, yes guys
Bent yourself into a figure
They will drink from a ladle of water -
It's like they're walking drunk.
Here's your friend and mine
The talkers have appeared
Both are wearing white shirts,
It’s as if we had agreed.
If there was no water
There wouldn't even be a mug
If there were no girls,
Who would sing ditties?
Darling sits on the porch
With an expression on your face
That face expresses
What they sit on the porch.
You play and I will sing
About your bitter fate
My fate is bitter
Girls don't like me.
There is love, there is love
Need to know which one
There is a five-minute
There is a century old one.
We didn't come here for nothing,
We didn't come here to sleep,
Allow me, comrades
Let's dance Russian!
Ducks are flying, ducks are flying,
Ducks and two geese are flying
Ducks and two geese are flying,
The whole song is sung by me.
I walked through the village, the girls were sleeping,
I played - the girls stood up:
We got up, woke up,
The windows dissolved.
How many years have I sworn
To sing songs under the accordion,
My little one will play,
I can't stand it for anything.
At half past two
I met a pervert.
Driven the damned one away
At half past four.
I look into her eyes
I'm not sitting there alone
In the depths of her eyes
There are still a lot of bastards!
Low and thick
There is some grass in the pole.
Not tall, but pretty,
I have a lady.
Oh don't dance
Don't walk around
No Satan
He won't get attached!
It is no secret that funny and mischievous lyrics of ditties, along with songs and romances, are traditionally sung at events “with laid tables.” After all, these short songs can always fit organically into any table event.
Chatushki are short rhymed lyrical songs that are created and performed as a living response of the Russian people to various life phenomena, clearly expressing a positive or negative assessment.
When you look through those published in two or three last decades, collections of ditties, then you can find that despite some existing differences in volume and design, almost all of them are the same in their construction, principles of selection and organization of the placed ditty material.
Take, for example, the section titles. They usually sound like this: “Soviet ditties”, “Village ditties”, “Modern ditties” and so on. As we can see, these titles already contain a certain – temporary or thematic – composition of publications.
Although, in itself, such a clearly defined limitation does not raise any objections. Indeed, along with the publication of texts of ditties without any division of material, publications of a narrower focus are quite legal and can carry considerable value. And they, too, can be quite good, fully complying with the existing principles of folkloristics and sufficiently “representative” for understanding the life of the people. In addition, when using such titles (“Ditties about the village”, “Ditties for a wedding” and others) in their exact value, then any of the names of the collections turns out to be very capacious and broad.
Chastushka - a type of Russian folk song, rich in words, but poor in music. The text of the most varied content is performed in one simple tune, and this tune is not designed for drawn-out performance.
IN popular consciousness From the musical side, the chastushka occupies a lower place in comparison with all other types of Russian songs, meanwhile, not a single village song is currently as popular as the lyrics of the chastushkas.
From all of the above, we can conclude that the connection with music in the ditty is not close enough and that the main attention of the singers is drawn to the content of the ditty, and not to their musical side.
Texts of ditties for weddings and holidays
At anniversaries, weddings and other holidays related to the personal and social calendar, the texts of ditties are usually performed, dedicated directly to the “culprits” of the celebration or event. Such ditties, along with verbal wishes and toasts, perform an “official” congratulatory function. But since many feasts are focused on fun, the main purpose of ditties is to lift the spirits of those gathered at the table.
On the pages of this section, for informational purposes, mischievous texts will be provided for anniversaries, weddings, birthdays and table events on the occasion of any other holiday.
Russian ditties- an amazing folklore genre that combines rhymes and sayings with songs. The Russian people call chastushkas funny short songs, which most often consist of 4 lines.
The term chastushka was introduced by G.I. Uspensky in 1889. Russian folk ditties have been and remain very popular among both young people and adults. Ditties are sung at holidays, at various feasts, and at children's matinees. Many ditties are invented by people even now. They keep up with the times and remain both old and modern at the same time.
Russian folk ditties were often performed to the accompaniment of a balalaika or accordion to one melody, but could also be performed without the support of an instrument. The listeners simply laughed and clapped to the rhythm of the ditty.
Like other oral folk art, ditties are quickly remembered by children. Ditties remain in the holiday repertoire of preschoolers and schoolchildren. At the age of 3 to 5 years, children easily and quickly remember short, funny ditties and songs and happily perform them.
Go, hut, go, hut,
Go, chicken, crested,
Walk, canopy and threshold,
And sour cream and cottage cheese.
In the morning to our mother our Mila
She gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give it,
She immediately ate them herself.
Vova was lazy in the morning
Comb your hair
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!
The chicken went to the pharmacy
And she said “Crow!
Give me soap and perfume
May the roosters love you!”
Irishka was riding down the hill -
She was the fastest;
Ira even has his own skis
Overtook on the way!
If only, if only
There were mushrooms growing on my nose,
We'd cook ourselves
Yes, and they rolled into my mouth.
I'll go out, I'll go out and dance
In new shoes,
All the guys say
That I'm like a picture!
Play it, balalaika,
Balalaika - three strings!
Sing along, don't yawn,
Come out, dancers.
She drank tea,
I made samovar.
I broke all the dishes -
I was cooking.
My little one and I were walking
Near our pond;
The frogs scared us -
Let's not go there anymore.
My mother sent me
Drive the gander
And I walked out the gate
And - let's dance!
I was sitting on the window
My darling rode on a cat,
I started to drive up to the window
I couldn't hold the cat.
On my sundress
Club-footed roosters;
I myself am not a clubfoot -
Clubfooted grooms.
In the yard and across the meadow
Ducklings are running.
And I'm barefoot from the stove
I thought: guys!
I'm not Tyatkina
I'm not my mother's -
I grew up on the street
The chicken killed me.
If only girls
Were fish
There would be boys behind them
They jumped into the water.
Stands on the mountain
Large building.
I have no happiness in love -
One suffering.
Rubbish rubbish!
I could perform all day!
I don't feel like studying
And you’re not too lazy to sing ditties!
Once Alyosha went himself
For cereal at the supermarket.
“Mom, there’s no cereal there,
I had to buy some candy!”
Leshka is sitting at the table
Picking his nose
And the booger answers:
I still won't get out!
Yegor has two shoulder blades,
And Nina has molds.
I give them a tongue for it
I'll stick it out of the window.
I baked a cake
I treated Vanya.
He showed for it
I have a bug in my glass.
Grandfather taught a mouse to write,
And what came out was scribbles.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both cried bitterly.
The lazy mother says:
"Make your bed!"
And the lazy woman: “Mommy,
I’m still little.”
Smoky pan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Three hours in the shower Yulia
Grandma washed it afterwards.
Dima got dressed in the morning
And for some reason it fell:
He stuck it for no reason
Two legs in one pant leg.
I washed my hands under the tap,
And I forgot to wash my face,
Trezor saw me
He barked: “What a shame!”
Boiled milk
She went far away.
I approach him again:
There's no milk in sight.
Folk ditties and funny songs develop children and introduce them to the musicality of the Russian language. The rhythm and cheerful melody invites the child to dance to the rhythm of the ditty, and the meaning makes him laugh. Along with nursery rhymes and pestushki, children should also be introduced to ditties. By humming a ditty, you can show your child simple moves, and the baby will repeat after you.
My friend and I were dancing
Rubber boots.
The audience was looking at us
Everyone's mouths were open.
Eh, once again, once again,
We'll bow now
Let's start dancing
We will try for you!
Let's start singing ditties,
Please don't laugh:
There are a lot of people here,
We might get confused!
I've grown a centimeter
And Vitek - by as much as five.
And Lariska got fat,
You can't hug the whole class.
Vanka sits at the gate
With my mouth wide open,
But people won’t understand
Where is the gate and where is the mouth.
I caught a mouse in a cage
And locked it there tightly,
After all, you can’t assemble without a mouse
There's a turnip in the garden.
The rook dreams of spring,
And the fisherman is talking about carp.
And my little sister
Only about the Barbie doll.
Like my girlfriend
Ears pierced.
Earrings suit her
Well, like Babka-Yozhka.
From girlfriends who laugh
So much noise and ringing
Like a hundred rattles,
Even from a million!
